Now: Metroid Prime 3: CorruptionNext: Small SagaLater: Mushroom Men: The Spore WarsStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730163819
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Kino run
Biggest trainwreck of the event so far. I guess they have no backups planned since it wasn't killed 30 mins ago.
TRANS RIGHTS TUESDAY HOOOOOOYP
>Still shilling for this waste of timeGet a life you fucking morons
will he give up
>troon rights tuesday>runner chokes
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYP
The tranny kult can't even go 3 minutes without mentioning trannies
>>730169441Its a discussion thread you tard.
>>730169423>>730169442APOLOGIZE
>>730169442Not this time
I ain't never seen shit like this before
How much over the estimate will he go?
>>730169423being a cat seems so comfy
Slow clap
How long did he spend out of bounds, 30 mins?
miggin
Are there any shmup showcases this time?
anything but donations
>we lost nier for thisEvery year
estimate bros... i dont feel so good
Why did he do it?
>>730169476Based friend.
>>730169478He's been varying degrees of fucked since about 1:10, so probably like 15-20 minutes over estimate or even more
>finally getting it after failing countless timesUnironically peak live speedrunning
>>730169479its comfy up until your owner snibbety snabs your balls
gettin' miggy with it
>>730169476has he usurped Badger looking up solutions on google for his Terraria run?
>>730169441Trans rights are human rights, bigot
Just joined. How long was he stuck on that? The way the host is sucking his dick I'm guessing it was a while
>>730169478They'll axe the run around the estimate since he's not gonna be close to finishing.
>>730169503Sex
>>730169563Like 30 minutes
HE'S FREE!HE'S FREE!HOW FAR BEHIND THE ESTIMATE IS HE??
I keep thinking how awesome this would be if it wasn’t a let’s play
>welding simulator
>>730169521qrd?
asians save the day again
>Trans rights are human rights Oh wow. I guess the trans community must really be going through a hard time to focus this much energy on it. Fuck Gaza I guess, a trans person might be misgendered!!!
Samus is a wagie?
Any new fire alarms?
Remember how full of life these guys were 30 minutes ago? At 5AM of all times?I'm being sympathetic here, fucking up a big trick in a run makes you feel terrible
>>730169361kek good OP
>>730169650>▶The biggest bounties are made wage slaving
>>730169617The game features attractive women, which is very extremely transphobic
>>730169638Trannies are high up on the NWO hierarchy
>>730169658I guess don’t apply to play this game at a marathon if you’re not skilled
Will Miguel be forced to transition when he goes over estimate?
>>730169595Surely at that point you just skip the trick and beat it normally?
Just woke up, did I miss any fat hairy nerdy girls?
how about being an expert of getting in-bounds next time
am I going insane or is the runner kinda cute?
>>730169730He can't beat it normally because he skipped important stuff and it's like 2 hours of regular time to go get them
>>730169705According to the couch, this guy is the WR holder in this category. You gotta fuck up a lot of times in order to get a good success, I suppose
>>730169730the normal way adds 7 hours to the run
the suit stays on
>>730169772Embarrassing Imagine if siglemic spent 30 extra minutes trying to get a starThat’s fraud territory
>>730169772His runs are about to get looked at under a microscope.
>>730169696gay whites and white women should be in the rainbow tier and straight blacks (and all blacks) should be above that tier with gay blacks above them all but still below jews
>>730169802looked like midna for a second
>>730169658clearly sucked all the joy out-of-bounds with that debacle
>>730169810in actual speedruns niggas just restart if they fuck up (you can't do this at a marathon event)
>>730169770No you are probably just gay, better kill yourself before it gets worse
>>730169734A few cute transwomen, yes
>>730169823Bro please no...
>>730169758Stfu Marina-chan, no one likes you.
>this entire run
>>730169770yea he cute
>>730169880he has nice lips...
>>730169924That’s right. I’M accusing (You) of cheating.
remarkably glowing skin and glistening kissable lips for a so called MrMiguel
Sex is overrated.
>>730169924I like that jump
>ssj
Lil aggy is the hottest speedrunner, prove me wrong
>>730169928Still better than most thanks to how little the host gets to speak.
>>730169503I want to have fuck with she
>this game is over 2 decades oldDoesn't look half bad despite being nintendo
>>730170058Nintendo has been graphically stuck in 2001 for 25 years now
>>730169770He could stand to lose a few pounds
>>730170043don't do it she got space STDs
>>730170029He was reading donations for like 30 minutes straight a little bit ago.
>>730170123That part fucking sucked, but sadly overall the run in still better than average.
>>730170004He's uggo
>>730170113i find plumpness cute
>most amazing save>watched a video of himself doing it?????
>>730170149Sadly it's an F tier run since it's getting cut short.
>>730170149have our standards really sunk so low?
Does anyone have the ranking chart so far?
>>730170159He looks normal, so at MINIMUM a gdq 8
>>730169770I can see that
>>730170149Don't give anons any ideas. An over estimate run ONLY get voted F
>>730170196Yes. Have you seen the past 2 days? Its been a complete fucking shit show, even by modern GDQ standards.>>730170186Maybe. We've seen runs go 15+ minutes over estimate before without getting cut.
>>730170159looks like a very average dude
>>730170212Everything is a D or below except PoE 2, sonic adventure and crash 3 warped
>>730170098as shitty as nintendo is they do bloom the right way, which is not doing it most of the timenot out of artistic or design choices mind you, but out of sheer incompetence
>>730170004That one hitman femboy speedrunner was the hottest male speedrunner
hes choking again
Here we go again
>runner has no pronounsIs that... allowed?
This runner, host, couch combo is a charisma vacuum.
Oh no not again
>>730170320don't forget to rate it S ;)
>>730170320i like them
>>730170320Welcome to runs involving Kirbymastah. I don't think he's even human
>>730170348wrong thread you stupid wow cumguzzling faggot
>>730170334I miss /ourguy/
>>730170348I watch guys in skirts play videogames all day and I'm still not as gay as you are for posting MMOslop in my thread.
>>730169532> Kris... Kris. Kris, that's some DOGSHIT gameplay we've seen here.
>>730170312Pronouns: あの人
>>730170452heh
>>730170334How does feasel not go insane for having to socialize with all these mentally ill schizos?
>>730170452Based effortpost
>>730170452lel
>less than 20 minutes to the estimatewill he save the run????
>>730170547aint no way
>>730170212Poe 2 was a must-watch. You just had to be there is all I can say.
>>730170452
>>730170509Horse rape
>>730170452say I LOVE TV to end the speedrun
You now remember cum-on-beard ritual poster
Why did the threads die? It's only been like 1 and a half day...
>>730170704Boring run, boring thread
>>730170704It's the graveyard shift.
>>730170704Everyone is asleep.
>>730170704PoE2 'speedrun'
>>730170658I LOVE TV!
>>730170704Boring runs, boring event, nothing to look forward to
>>730170704Start responding to my posts then.
>>730170704Not enough trans rights posts and donos to keep spirits up
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
The only reasons I like these threads is if that person who tally's the run reviews and makes a chart. Are they gone?
>>730170704Don't like the run so I'm lurking desu.
>>730170704see >>730170774
>>730170159he's fucking parken, i doubt he cares what you think
>>730170186>>730170196>>730170123I take what I said here >>730170029 back. This is just as shit as everything else now.
>>730170789eckerfag is probably sleeping
>10 minutesbros...
>>730169503I'll cum inside her.
>>730170806And why do you think I give a shit who he fucks you weird faggot
>>730170789There's probably a more updated one.
I believe!
>9 minutes left before over the estimateCHOOOOOOOOKE
>>730170896Oh thank goodness. Thanks bro
>>730170520I wish he just went back to his comfy streams. He baits us once every couple of years for like a week or something then vanishes again.
>>730170789Go to the top of the page. Click on the previous thread. Scroll to chart. Fucking retard.
>>730170741im even asleep right now
>>730170896Can she be dethroned?
FFX run would have been good without the HOW TO PRONOUNCE HIS NAME incentive interrupting tech explanations and commentary shit
>>730170935Upside down amogus
>>730170935Was the fire alarm an actual fire alarm going off?
They should let HIM be a couch commentator. Shit would be glorious.
>>730170704just enjoy the runs
5 MINUTE WARNING WILL HE CLUTCH
>>730170926>Fucking retard.That was uncalled for
prime 2 is easily so much better than prime 1 in every way but the retards that got filtered by feeling stressed in the dark world will insist prime 1 is the best prime game despite it having the most tedious backtracking of any metroid game
>>730170872because you give a shit about his appearance you dumb nigger
>>730170973Probably. Fire alarm systems need to be tested every so often.
5 MINUTES
did anything fun happen since Crash Bandicoot 3?
>>730170973What did you think it was, then?
>5 minutes for valhalla, phaaze and the final bossOH NO NO NO NO!
I think im gay, i wanna kiss mr miguel
>>730171034You seem to care way more. Are you offended I called your homocrush ugly? Fucking faggot
>2 more areas>5 minutes left on estimate
>>730171028Nobody played Prime 2 because Halo 2 was out at the time.
>>7301710282 contrarians are so pathetic with their inferiority complex
tick tock
>>730171080Don't let your dreams be dreams
ATTENTION! FIVE MINUTES LEFT IN THE MISSION. FIVE MINUTES LEFT IN THE MISSION!
>>730171024Sex having dork
Oh no Miguelbros...are we gonna make it?
END IT ALREADYPUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY
>kills all replayability
he doesnt deserve the ZZZ for going over estimate bros
>2:34:55 / 2:35:00BROOOOOOOS
Corruption (of the estimate)
>>730171169Sure buddy. Are you a bottom?
Over estimate :o
ALRIGHT, THAT'S TIME, BUDDY
>>730171045Anon had a melty about people giving a good run good ratings
TRANS RIGHTS
O V E RVER
>yfw over the estimate
OVER ESTIMATE, INSTANT F RANK
Hey folks I just started my transition journey yesterday so I decided that I should be called Anona and my pronouns are still he/his ok? Thank you much love Anona
>>730171143is he single?
>>730171224You're responding to a different person who is a faggot. Fucking retard.
>the timer changes to trans rights toowhy
I'm convinced you sick freaks get horny for runs going over estimate!
>>730171237
even a dog
KWAB KWAB KWAB
OVER ESTIMATECUT INCOMING
The choke part wasn't enough to make this cringekino. Over estimate? I'm doin' him'n F.
This show is the graveyard of jokes fuck's sake.
>Tran Rights, one of the greatest mysteries of gaming...KEK
>over estimate>trans rights popup on timer
>>730170789>The only reasons I like these threads is the plebbitor who turned GDQ threads into a rating shitflinging contestI get the /pol/ tourists who wanna screech at trannies, but this is even more sad than that
What would the staff do if he just refused to stop playing?
Fucking end this Metroid Pride shit already.
>>730171184> Overestimates are so big, you don't even know if you're at the end. That's terror. Terror built into the speedrun.
>>730171262Best of luck on your transition
fyi the last time Corruption was ran at gdq, the runner messed up the Elysia skip and lost 20 minutes (but still finished)
>>730171302Get security
>>730171280they're going to make him transition...
>>730171212I don't get ads, but the only reason I would switch player is to get that addon that automatically mutes the stream, whenever the hosts mic lights up. They've been extra obnoxious this event and this run, so it's not getting better than a D
OVERESTIMATE
>someone says trans rights>no one responds with anything other than "what the fuck?"How did I get in this timeline
TECH CREW QUICK INCREASE THE ESTIMATE AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>just woke up>TRRRRRRRRANS RIRRRRRRRRRRIGHTSAnyway, good morning fellow prisoners.
>>730171160
IT'S OVER-ESTIMATE
>Soon 5 minutes over the estimatePfft!
I haven't played MP3 in like 20 years how close is he to the end actually?
You can see it in his eyes, he can feel the noose tightening...
>>730171352You invoked the curse
>>730171352Watching GDQ is like being imprisoned in the Tranopticon
>4 minutes over estimate>talks about time saves
>>730170704>multiple posts a minute>why did the threads die?you fucking retards have zero perspective
What am I watching, Awesome Games Done Slow???
>>730171389I think it's like 10 minutes left
>>730171352God bless the anon who made the script to mute announcers.
>IF SOMEBODY FINDS A WAY TO REVERT TIME YOU JUST SAVED THIS RUN. THIS RUN, RIGHT HERE
my run is coming up what's the hold up?
>>730171292Go be miserable alone
>>730171389Still has a lower bitrate than FLAC
Oh that explains it, their target audience is literally babies.
theres a reason no one runs Prime 3 at scheduled events, because Elysia Skip is so fucking hard and you lose like half an hour on a bad day if you cant do it
>>730171389He pretty much just has Phaaze left
Do they just not atrificially increase the estimate anymore?
Next game is supposed to start in 1 minute.
Showing GDQ to your 10 year old kid should count as grooming.
>>730171430heh
>>730171430you must say the trans rights word
>>730171456They did for Wuchang but I assume that's because it was a shill run
>Over estimateJust tuned in, did I miss a disaster run?
>>730171456They did in a few runs earlier, it might vary depending on which staff is awake
>>730171414
>done quick
>overestimate There are ah uh um supposed to be uhm speedruns at this event? Right?
>rehearsed the voice line>didn't rehearse the run itselfPriorities...
>>730171492Sounds like he fucked up a skip for 30 minutes.
>>730171456They never did or would do that!
>>730171492He got lost out of bounds for like half an hour. Whether that deserves a trainwreck rating, I'm not sure
>we have time for more donationsHeh
>Speedrun>2 hours and 35 minutes>Still goes over
>>730171430Your run has been cancelled
>>730171516It hasn't been a speedrun event for over a decade
>>730171543Run was boring even before it happened
500 dollars
IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT RUN...
>>730171229link or screencap onegai
I want to pinch this guys cheeks
ONLY DONATIONS WITH THE HASHTAG #TRANSRIGHTS WILL BE READ PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE CULT CHUDS
How do I become a speedrunner?
the guy for the Small Saga run is just offscreen seething and stewing rn
>>730171592That one anon has already claimed him as his boiwife. Back off
>>730171612Nah, they were reading blank anonymous donations for half the run to fill time.
>>730171630Start taking Estrogen
PLEASEWRAPIT UP
you, post the webm, you know the one i'm talking about
>>730171543You submitted the run, you finish the run on time
>still choking at the very endokay somebody bury this
When will this shit finally end?
>Choking again
I never played the 3d metroid games, are they as boring as they seem?
CALL SECURITY I'M SICK OF THIS
how the fuck do you people watch this shit every time someone opens their mouth I cringe so hard I have to mute itI'd rather listen to my tinnitus
>>730171543overestimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
Doesn't GDQ just blacklist you for going over estimate
>>730171667
>already 10 mins over the estimatePrime 3 is cursed at these events, chokecity every time
Ahem
>>730171702I'm giving it a Z, but there's a separate tag for trainwreck
>>730171696
the runner looks kinda zesty
>>730171703Depends who you are. Sometimes they just change your estimate.
>>730171592i want to pinch his belly
>>730171763looks like fat chvrches, so more passing than any of the troons
Didn't GDQ make a rule about mercy killing runs since the Halo run disaster?
>>730171763holy shit he's cute
>>730171763kris why the fuck are you at GDQ we got dark fountains to close
>>730171757isn't this how you snap your spine in half
Does the EST 2:35:00 mean the timezone or something because I see that the streamer has already spent almost 2:50:00 on the run
>>730171763His speedrunning isn't up to standard, but would he give a good BJ?
>>730171667be warned
>>730171763He's literally pic
>checking the chat log to see what I missed>[2026-01-06 02:04:52] <%Nytmrs_> I mean poe ain't a speec>[2026-01-06 02:05:08] <%Nytmrs_> Ain't a speedrun>[2026-01-06 02:05:26] <%Nytmrs_> But good job I guess>[2026-01-06 02:05:46] <%RedeemTK> @Nytmrs_ its a speedrun today! enjoy>[2026-01-06 02:06:18] <%RedeemTK> @Nytmrs_ also the devs literally put on these races themselves, so youre actually just wrong>[2026-01-06 02:06:29] <%Nytmrs_> Yeah yall lost what speedrun means>[2026-01-06 02:06:47] <%RedeemTK> @Nytmrs_ you lost your joy and whimsey>[2026-01-06 02:14:00] BAN: Nytmrs_ (600s)>[2026-01-06 02:28:22] <%Nytmrs_> Sounds like it wasnt important then>[2026-01-06 02:31:30] <%Nytmrs_> How bout les com and lore, more game>[2026-01-06 02:32:05] BAN: Nytmrs_ (7200s)>[2026-01-06 05:04:09] <%tiddyfkdalasagna> block of ch e e e e se>[2026-01-06 05:04:39] <%tiddyfkdalasagna> careful, i got temp banned for 3am cheese :(>[2026-01-06 05:04:43] BAN: tiddyfkdalasagna (600s)>[2026-01-06 05:14:59] <%tiddyfkdalasagna> what was the crime? a succulent 3am cheese meal?>[2026-01-06 05:15:03] BAN: tiddyfkdalasagna>[2026-01-06 05:03:33] <%niiconator> 3am Velveeta block of cheese hit diffy>[2026-01-06 05:04:14] <%niiconator> chEEse>[2026-01-06 05:05:19] <%niiconator> Is this Doom tho?>[2026-01-06 05:06:02] <%niiconator> Chris Sabat? More like Christ she shat>[2026-01-06 05:06:15] BAN: niiconator (1s)>[2026-01-06 05:07:29] <%niiconator> Can't I enjoy my succulent cheese meal?>[2026-01-06 05:11:00] <%niiconator> Inshallah WII>[2026-01-06 05:12:05] <%niiconator> I was watching that, rude. Now I just gotta eat my cheese without the cutscene>[2026-01-06 05:12:30] <%niiconator> TRANS-FORMER?>[2026-01-06 05:12:48] BAN: niiconator (600s)>[2026-01-06 05:23:13] <%niiconator> I JUST WANTED MY CHEEEEEEEEEESE *gets crucified*>[2026-01-06 05:23:17] BAN: niiconatorWhy don't the mods like cheese?
>>730171612cope and seethe about it, trans people deserve recognition
>15 min over the estimateOH NO NO NO NO!
>>730171826That's how he got in, through prize ogre's connections
It wouldn't be a GDQ without a Metroid Prime series disaster run
>>730171763looks like the undertale mc
GET THAT ASS BANNED
>there's one more phase after this fight
I miss this kinohttps://youtu.be/Rbh5K9sJC-w?&t=5434
>>73017171240 keks
>>730171868lmao. 5 star post nigger
The thing about these trannies is that they are the lowest effort kind of shit I've ever seen. Like we have plenty of trannies here in Brazil for a long time now but at least they put some A tier effort in looking like a woman.
>AND TIME>GG IT'S JUST 35 MINUTES OVER ESTIMATE
I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU
>2:51:25/2:35:00LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
rate this dogshit
>>730171909Is that Susan on the right? Long haired guy on the left quit speedrunning because it was ruining his life and he needed a real job.
Has anyone ever been kicked out for going too far over time?
RATE THE RUN
>that run
>>730171936>35 MINUTESIt's 25, you fucking retard
>>730171969>>730171979ZZZZ
>>730171969F
>>730171969S.Comfy trainwreck.
okay im going to sleep im doin him a B >>730171969
>>730171969>>730171979F
>>730171969C
>>730171969>>730171979D
>>730171969ZZZ
>>730171969Zover estimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
>get a gift sub>post residentsleeper>get banned
>>730171969>>730171979Z, overestimate
>we don't have a lot of runnersi wonder whyF
>>730171969>>730171979C for entertainment value
A for trainwreck>>730171969>>730171979
>>730171979ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>730171969D
>>730171979>>730171969C for Choke
>>730171921YATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!now he lives in japan with his girlfriend
>>730171969ZZZZZ
>>730171969>>730171979D I liked it and the trainwreck was kinda fun, but still massively overestimate
>>730171816yes, absolutely terrible formyoure not meant to lift with your back
>>730171969>>730171979F, choke simulator
>>730171969S because hes cute
>>730171979FWhat a waste of time
>>730171969>>730171979K for Kris Deltarune
>>730171979ZZZ
>>730171848>4 seconds from message to banI've been a twitch moderator, those tools aren't easy and fast to use. They likely spend the entire 4 seconds fiddling with the UI, meaning they spend an entire 0 seconds deciding that this guy is going to get permabanned. it's thoughtless to them.
Good thing they were 30 minutes ahead of schedule lol
>>730171969>>730171979D, started off strong but fell hard
>>730171969FFF
>>730171979b
>>730171969CCCCCSSS
>>730171979F for did not Finish Also Kirby is just waiting for people to stop talking so he can talk
>>730171969K
>>730171969>>730171979C
>>730171979FOverestimate
>>730171969>>730171979D. I enjoyed it but it wasn't amazing, lost a point for over estimate.
>>730171979D
>>730171969Z, and consider it mercy
Where is the>I'mma do him a [rank]Anon?Did he not make it to 2026 :(
>>730171969>>730171979K
>>730171972Yes. If I recall he was pissed at Leonis & Metako's race taking too long.
>>730171969does anyone even enjoy shit games like this? 0/10, F tier
>>730171979>>730171969Z
how can you fuck up so badly that you go 25 minutes over estimate?
>>730172121saw him yesterday, probably just asleep
>>730171635> Uh, excheese me?
>>730172013imagine not being banned in gdq chat
>>730171979A. good wreck-a-reeeno
>>730172064In 4 seconds they likely just typed "/ban nii<tab>" into a console of some kind. Twitch's default UI is garbage but if you use IRC like I am it actually is that easy.
>>730172153Good
>>730172148by going 16 minutes over estimate
C
>>730172121who's that nigga in the pic thoughbeen watching this shit for ages and never asked
>>730171969>>730171979D could've been a good run if not for the out of bounds trainwreck and overestimate
>>730171969>>730171979Big ol F
>>730172076>>730171969C. It goes to show how easily your shit can get fucked up when your expected route goes wrong in an unexpected way. Probably would have been under estimate if he hadn't shat the bed, and entertaining the whole way through besides that.
upcoming: more shit games nobody's ever heard aboutGOD what's with this schedule
>>730172182Are all twitch chats still irc channels?
>>730171969>>730171979HH
>>730172212I have no idea
Am I misremembering someone makine a bomb threat or shooting threat against GDQ and them cancelling it some year?
>>730172132He seems like a deeply unpleasant person to be around.
>>730171969F. Poor run. Started ok but fell apart with the choke section, meh commentary and the missed shot in the final boss to not 2 cycle to cap it off with 16 minute overestimate.
>>730172273yes
>>730172273You are misremembering
>Coming up Next: Game you've never heard of>Est: TWO FUCKING HOURS
>>730172256Yup. That's how the bots work, they're just apps running on IRC. You have to do some fiddly shit with account keys to auth to the server, and they changed how those are distributed but I just use Chatty and it just werks. Lets you log everything.
I'm going to kill the cancer.Are you with me /gdq/?
Oh. yay.
>>730172273the closest that i can remember is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uAGMAlqkfU
>>730172315This is where kino is born or sleep comes quick
>>730172315I've heard of small saga. It was actually talked about on here for a while but then it released and it was super woke.
>game is called small saga>run is almost 2 hours long???
>>730171848wtf did I miss, why is just saying cheese an instant ban now?
>>730172342I miss stuff like this.
>argickno....
>furry gameuhh k
>ArgickI really do hate that man
>>730172330I'm a Scorpio. Let's do this.
>>730172315It's the trans rat game.
>>730172374To be fair, it's very short for a saga.
>>730172342>Small Saga
post mouses!
>>730172374Are you not cheesed?
LONDONONDON
>>730169361wait what? since when could zoomers fly, zoomers are these guys, not the flying dudes.
>>730172389Don't look at me I just "grep BAN:" and post results.
Well this one looks like a wholesome game :)
comfy run incoming
Sounds like this guy practiced this speech alone in his room a few times
>>730172428I always thought mice are cute but I'm too afraid to get one because I'm a retard who would probably lose it
Fuck this, Im going to sleep. Goodnight you fucking nerds.
Cheesed to meet you.For you, it's on the mouse.
>jrpgI'm sick of these gay ass non-runs.
>the music in this game is fantastic>they never shut upEVERY FUCKING TIME
I'm cautiously optimistic about this run
>>730172330I killed you yesterday in FF1, during the Crash 3 run
>>730172342this is like watching the spirit of the old GDQ seeping into the corporate husk it was becoming
Stop saying the damn ch*ese word, even nigger is less offensive
>>730172517>1:50:00you sure about that
hope this game will have some sexy little mousies for me to uhh... enjoy ;)
>>730172514They have to.It's either them talking or the host reading donations.
>TWO damageBIG DAMAGE
>indieshit pixelshit turn based rpgyaaaawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn
>>730172428that's a rat not a mouse dummy
>Chat talking about how much this game looks like Shining Force>They don't know that it's actually based on this dogshit.
>>730172517Looks promising so far.
>>730172514Every runner says this. What's more likely, the game YOU'RE playing has "an absolute banger" of a soundtrack OR the game you've put 3000 hours into means you're just over exposed to the same 5 "songs"
>>730172469From what I've heard from rat owners the bigger problem is that their lifespan is about 2 years
>>730172428
CHEESEY does it
>wholesome violence
How old is the runner?
>there is someone out there that cant handle this scene
>rpg speedrunYep, im out.
>dev donations
Look Away, this is too brutal!
>>730172617that looks kino
>wake up >boring long hour streams all dayAny good drama the past 12h?
why didnt his brother just cut off his tail...
i cant watch this
CONTENT WARNING CONTENT WARNING CONTENT WARNING>it's fucking nothing
Mouse on mouse violence
I'M SHAKING RN
Damn all they wanted was some CHEEEEEEEESE
>turn-based>released 2023Into the trash it goes
huh, is that George doing the speedrun?
>>730172721rape?
>>730172756Yeah I was thinking this. I knew the tail was going to get cut, but why didnt the other do this instead of killing himself.
>>730172514Well, someone is definitely gonna enjoy the rhythm game showcase in 3 days!
OH BROTHER THAT WAS BRUTALLITERALLY CAN'T EVEN STOP CRYING RN
>>730172753Yeah it looks fantastic. It's not.
>>730172712Why do speedrunners gripe about RNG and yet play games about RNG? Are they addicts?
me, personally, i love ad runs
CHEESED TO MEET YOU
Is it just me or is the TRANS RIGHTS donation reading even worse this year?
>>730172805cute
>>730172876anon it's trans tuesday you fucking BIGOT
>>730172876Probably the ratio has just gone up because less and less normal people are donating.
>>730172857Playing games without any rng means you have to do really good to be someone.
Comfy run I cannot lie
>no cool tech>unknown game>2 hour run why do they accept runs like this
is this going to be like those analysis youtube videos?
how did you guys like the poe run? I don't see it in the chart
>>730172923Probably paid by the dev as an ad for their game.
Was that a fucking zippocat reference on my GDQ?
>>730172937couch was superb
>>730172923Pretty sure I've seen anons talk about it, but say it's pretty but boring.
Didn't this game have some cringe marketing tweet along the lines of "This game lets you kill fascists!" or something
>>730172681you also have to get 2-3 because they're social animals and literally die of lonelinessalso you'd better hope none of them suddenly die because rats cannibalize dead ones to avoid predators
TWO HOURS?!?
>>730173000>Killing fascists is bad because.... because 4chan (/pol/) told me fascism was good because... because it just is okay?!
couch autist made it watchable >>730172937
>>730172937Best run of the marathon, possibly the past 4 GDQs. One for the ages up there with Bonesaw's run
>>730173000oh so you mean like every indie dev's twitter for the past decade
>speedrun of an indie rpg>no tech, no tricks>just literally playing the game at a normal walking pace>for 2 hours
>>730173029What is a fascist?
>>730172867SAT REX
>>730173029if it said "this game lets you kill commies" you'd call it a dogwhistle too
>argick run later
>>730173038lol
>>730173000Yeah, it was shaping up to be a normal neat lil' indie game, but the dev had a political meltdown during development. This guy is really far leftHow tragic, that politics makes mice out of men
>>730173049it's 5 AM nigger
FULCRUM COME IN
>>730173053>What is a fascist>authoritarian system where a single dictator or small group controls the nation, putting the state and national glory above individual rights, suppressing all opposition, and promoting extreme nationalism, militarism, and strict social control, often using propaganda and violence to achieve unity and strength. It's characterized by a powerful leader, a one-party state, and a focus on national rebirth, often leading to imperialism and suppression of dissent.
>>730173049Look how fast he can navigate those menus
>>730173065The Scottish Spike.Insufferable cunt that forces himself into runs/events. The Scottish Tiny Tim
>Dev donation
>>730173084I thought every timezone mattered?
Closed.
>trans-rights Tuesdayhuh?
is this game worth a play? looks comfy
>trans rights tuesdayThe anglosphere deserves multiple nukes
Never played Skaven and still pretty new to the game. Which one should I pick?
>/v/ feels attacked when someone says it's okay to kill fascistsI fucking hate MAGA.Not for the movement itself, but for what they've done to this site.Ever since 2015 every single board is just /pol/ now.Fuck Trump and his limpdick followers, you guys have ruined every single community on the internet.
this game actually looks good, but skipping all the dialogue is the worst way to play an RPG so what is the point of the speedrun that isn't SKIPPING ANYTHING?
>>730173120Sorry buddy, none of the things you mentioned have anything with fascism to do. Especially the part about economic institutions, oh boy. The German capitalists LOVED the Nazi party.
>look at stream>immediate, unironic, literal "TRANS RIGHTS"
>>730173114Sounds like trannies
>>730173120>Send the niggers back,you mean the ones you willingly brought?>we'll have good video games again.we have good videogames now
wtf I thought today was Total Trans Trauma Tuesday
>>730173174Reddit is that way faggot
>>730173159>play>rpgJust read a book at that point
Metroid Prime runs have never been interesting to me. Probably because I've never played the games
>>730173174>>730173064
>>730173173Any of the bottom 3
that sound effect sounds like a fire alarm chirp
>>730173231Wow. Profound.
>He has to give himself (you)s because no one else cares about his commie argumentlole
>>730173120You'd not be saying this if you lived under fascism. You do realize fascism is a dictator ship and nobody is immune from oppression in a dictator ship, even you.You do know white Germans were also severely unhappy in Nazi Germany? They weren't like magically immune or some shit.
I thought you guys were joking before when you said these threads have a lot of Reddit tourists, but right now there's lots of people seething about fascists
>>730173174oh shut the fuck up you pussy ass bitch and enjoy your trans rights tuesday
>>730173231
>bagpipesauch naw
>>730173053anyone who disagrees with me of course :)
>>730173285the fact that you have no response to my argument and just move on to a cringey monologue unequivocally proves that my point is correct so thanks for that
This is a really cute game.
>all those posts about ch*ese and r*ts>now also God forbid sk*ven postsBAN IT BAN IT ALLAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE NOT THE CHEESE
>>730173120>Lets live under a dictatorship because it means we'll get some good video games!If you're so desperate for good video games there are fascist countries out there anon, go live there, see how much you like it.
>>730173295Why do you think there's so many people defending reddit crap like the chart poster? He's a literal redditor
Ayo, this a 4 niggas in a row game?
>>730173174What's wrong with fascism?
>One of the oldest mouse in gaming>Still the cutest Why are zoomer mice so ugly?
>bagpipes
If i post vidya ratgirls like Freya I'll get instantly banned for 3 long days, but people can argue about politics no problem.
>fascism is badSays the same person praise the government when they arrest people for saying bad things about their leader, like French or UK
>>730173173Not sure if you meant to post here. Ikit is seen as the easiest and arguably most fun campaign. You start in the Skaven capital and his faction boosts some of the strongest units in-game. Throt is a bit of a harder start but also very strong. He can buff every unit with a special resource he uses to augment them with new stats and abilities. Tretch and Queek are more standard Skaven with focus on "heavy infantry" or mass infantry.Skrolk is basically not updated for WH3 and would need a reworkd. Not fun to play currently imo. Snikch is the most unique campaign focused on ninja rats and skirmishing tactics. You are extremely limited since other clan units costs 200% more so you'll have to focus on your own clans ninja units. He also has access to special cmapaign actions such as assassinations, stealing gold etc. His final one lets you eliminate an entire faction from the game. I suggest getting familiar with the other clans before trying this campaign out.
>>730173353true fascism has never been tried, stop falling for propaganda
>>730173372You really think you'd thrive in a fascist system?Brother, 80% of the people posting here would be sent to a work camp for liking anime and videogames lmao
>>730173295This is pretty much the only place where genuine exchange about the event happens. Everything else is hyperpositive sanitized or dead.So even "trans allys" come here, then get mad because we are le evil nazis, throw a hissy fit from time to time then stay anyway and only from time to time try to "troll" us because they remember that we are supposed to be evil.
>>730173167this nigga holding on to hairs he's had since he was 15, shave that head and that shit never comes back.
>>730173298I didn't say you personally but america as a nation, like what you though black people were just gonna phase out of existence and even if you remove them youll just move on to the next undesirable group to cry about >yeah that are 20+ years oldtheres more games then you'll probably have enough time to play in your life so I dont see how thats even an issue but any ways, yes good games still come out today
>>730173384They're the one who brought up fascism not me. Their main point isn't their policies (which wouldn't really happen under fascism anyways I dunno if they know what it si), its "Why is fascism wrong?" which is what I'm addressingI'm not gonna talk about policy because they don't wanna.
>>730173408Everything is political, videogames are political. That's why its always on topic, no matter the board.
What's your favorite rodent?MIne is vole, similar to mole but more closer related to lemming.
The state of this guy's hairline
>>730173435Or executed for being too autistic.
Decided I shall stay up and have a cup of tea and a mug of rum
i HATE ratsi think rats fucking SUCK
>>730173502gerbil
>Everything is political
Back to sleep /pol/ mutts, this is a speedrunning thread
>>730173508Britbros, what are you guys doing?
>>730173502Kangaroo rats or chipmunks
If you're an autist or a neet and you're pro fascism then you're a retard. If you're an autist you'll be a second class citizen under fascism, if you're a neet you'd be forced into gruelling work..
>>730173250>>730173432Cheers and it was on purpose, since I felt inspired to finally try them. Going to try Throt, since I played a vampire coast campaign, which took place right next to Ikit.
>>730173174>scurrows into each community>pushes people out>gets mad when they push backYou're not a cute mouse, you're a mean rat
>>730173502for me? the humble rat
>>730173502Guinea pig.
I like pepe and that makes me a facist
>>730173435Huh that sounds bad. I’ll still take that over being ethnically replaced in my own homeland as I’m currently being in liberal democracy though.
>>730173282Some games I've never played can be interesting though.
>>730173618excellent choice
>>730173502based vole appreciator
>>730173639based
>>730173508Go to one and see. If you like it so much live in a fascist dictatorship. Nothing's stopping you. After all you'll even benefit there, right? You'll have a better life!
>>730173508>>730173571Britain is basically on its way to becoming a failed state. Even if we completely ignore all the imported pajeets.There is nothing that goes right in Britain right now. And as you'd expect they then decided to shoot themselves in the foot with brexit as well.
Their job is to grow and kill cancer cells for research... THIS IS WHERE THE MONEY SHOULD GO! Not fucking pamphlets
>>730173502Used to have a couple Degus as a kid, loved em.
>>730173609have fun!
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Nooo not the heckin nazis, why are the nazis always the bad guys??
>>730173675The biggest mistake was letting the British people decide anything because the British people are retards
>>730173553Literally no one posted proof the dev said that, the thread just immediately believed it.Boring run, instant F tier.
>people in this thread will get mad and PERSONALLY offended when someone says nazism is bad
DEEP SYMBOLISM
>Race replacement nazis in a turn based rpgYeah I think I'm getting this game
>>730173502For me? It's the beaver.
>>730173502For me, it's the white-footed mouse.
Isn't the red squirrel/grey squirrel analogy usually brought up to rant at mass migration replacing native peoples?
Hello anons. How you doing?
>>730173728>>730173721Why are you here and not on reddit? Genuine question
>>730173435Authoritarian government systems in general are all fun and games if/when the leader or group in charge shares values within your interest or with the people but then someone else takes charge that doesn't and all goes to shit.In theory an authoritarian system could work and be for the benefit of its citizens, in practice we all know thats not how most leaders will go.
>>730173571I'm microwaving lunch right now
whoah nazissuch deep allegorythis game sure handles with some big big think themesin such a subtle way, too
>>730173728The funniest thing is they think they'll benefit under naziism. Yeah sure, lets see how your neetdom thrives under that government. But at least the video games will be better or something huh?
>>730173743I love them but also hate them because they're never there when I go to the zoo :(
Nazi squirrels with Napoleon as their leader... what??
theres a mouse in this thread this very moment
>>730172937It was a decent run but the guy on the couch yapped for 3 hours non-stop.
>>730173502Grasshopper mouse is metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9mO5QzOIQ
The Nazis were bad /v/.
>>730173810dont reply to yourself thats cringe
>>730173780What's your favorite video game with genuine big think themes?
>>730173810Are you one of those guys that think you would be able to open up a coffee shop on the side while working at a farm in communism?
>>730173824Anthing you don't like or agree with is nazi.
Nazis bad! So all white people should be sterilized and told not to have children and worship blacks.
>>730173780And here we go with someone trying to 'both sides' the fucking nazis.
>>730173905This is your brain on Fox News and Twitter
>>730172937It's a bad run for 99% of the viewers who don't play poe, these diablo-like games are not fun to watch in general. Even the diablo 1&2 runs only get by because they are shorter
>>730173743What is it about these lads that makes polish people instantly go giddy and happily yell>BOBER KURWAAt their mere sight?
Be real /v/, are you a nazi? According to most definitions I am one becauseI post pepe >>730173639
>>730173859>video games>genuine big think themeskek
Red squirrel females are literally built for BGSC.
Auto ZZZZZZZZ
I can't believe I never heard of this game before.
>>730173872No. Thinking a bunch of neets would have a meltdown under fascism doesn't mean I'm suddenly a communist? That's a bit extreme to think, don't you think? There is a big middle ground.I just think it's funny you all think you, the autistic neet, would benfit in a nazi government and wouldn't instantly be shot due to being mentally deficient or sent to a work camp.
>>730173920Said the reddittard Hasanabi dicksucker
>>730173948jaks are disgusting to look at
this game just looks too safe. Its not saying anything in particular, just trying to check all the boxes. Nothing about it making me thing "wow I want to play this"
>>730173963>reddit posting>this rant
>>730173905Why does it have to be one extreme or the other? Can it not just be "You're dumb as fuck if you think you, the autist, would benefit under nazism"Do you really think me saying that is me saying worship blacks and be sterilized? really? genuinely?
These mice agree with me politically.
>>730173941So this game is just par for the course. What a dumb remark you made.>inb4 "I'm not that anon"
Game looks nice but holy fuck who put this on the schedule
>>730173502
>>730173963>benfitHELLO SAAAAAAAAR
>>730173920>i cannot refute the actual point so it must be trueI accept your concession
>>730173987so just like u nigga lmfao fuckin rekt
>>730173963>neetsYou fucking wish. These guys are 70 year old retirees who spend all day posting here because they're banned from every other social media site and their kids hate them.
>>730173937>>730173639Pepe doesnt matter, what matters is what you rate this run. That will determine.
>Fascism is bad!>says the one that wanted to put everyone that didn't want to take the vax into camps and dehumanized them
>>730173987thats kind of their point
>>730174001it has a great presentation, but yeah not my cup of tea either
>>730173963I'd assume NEETs would simply be conscripted into work programs or the military as the government ramped up imperialist endeavors. Refusal would likely be met with extermination or forced labor.
>>730174019You worship black people and trannies don't you
>>730174001I want to play it because I like cute animals.
What did squirrels do to be the nazis in this game?
I was too busy thinking of rats. Why are there Nazis?
I was actually really interested about this game until that comment about how diverse it is.
>>730173773Do you really think you'll be one of the people accomplishing stuff with them? Making big breakthroughs?
>>730174058What 70 year old man is on an anime pedophile website discussing speedruns of a woke rodent game nobody played?
>>730174110They're nut-zis
Begin again.>>730174116>>730174116>>730174116
>>730174110They dressed in gestapo uniforms.
The worst part about this game is that I can't say any of the political talk ITT is off-topic. Because this game isn't about the game anymore. It's about the real world and modern politics. The moment the zeitgeist changes, this game will be as rust.A game with a story should be trying to enchant you, to make you act even if only for a second as if you believe in the fantasy it is spinning. But so much here is done to shake you out of that. The Nazi squirrels? They're not there for the game's story, they're there to remind you that fascism is invading the real world. The diversity? It's not to spin deeper worldbuilding, it's to tell the player that more places in the real world should have more diversity. You know these. Everyone playing knows these. It's why they play it, it's why the dev made it. The idea of enjoying the game for the game is irrelevant.It's frankly an insult to your own work to turn it into this. You're not stimulating the mind, you're putting a lock on it. That's not what art does. It's what propaganda does, though.
>speedrunner that doesnt even know the storyis there anything sadderits happened a few times with people running games in japanese having never played it in english, and they still have the gall to be snarky about the glitches they spend hundreds of hours practice.
>>730174094Exactly, lets see how "based" it'd be then.>>730174058Nah this is neet hours
>>730174125The ones in his schizo hasanabi rotted mind
>>730174112>He never read Maus
>>730174110theyre white
>>730173773I mean clearly China and Japan could have been part of this now if they hadn't had fucked up societies. so it's not quite as simple as the chart.
> "they are nazis"> clearly derived from imperialistic france with russian commissar enforcers
>>730174191bruh
>>730173610Better be a mean rat than a dead one
>>730174391
mig>>730174862>>730174862>>730174862
>>730174893We already have a thread you tard
