Now: Mighty GunvoltNext: Contra: Operation GalugaLater: Sonic Rush Streams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc [Embed]https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730262528
>amateur comedian hourF
I migged early.
MIG!
>>730267126I mig
>>730266881> cutting funny bits short for video gamesUmm that isn't what this event is about anymore, chud
Gay
wtf this guy is getting hit by everything
I heard you talking shit about trans folx /v/
6 7
>fat autistic sperg runnerhome
>>730267185I thought those were balls when she bent over lol
This is what Gunvolt looks like? I had no idea
>>730267208What's his daily hygiene regimen
we're shooting you down your skinny ass in the thread nigga, we're chugging your ass with fat, we're giving you that brazilian fat fat baby
>switch 2>2014ok hol up
rough migs ahead
Reminder to NOT drink water
Masks still in 2026.
>tune in again>that choking
>>730267208It's always weird to see him with short hair and almost no facial hair. He looks so radically different. I don't know why, but he started just not shaving or getting his haircut, so each year he looked more and more grizzly. At one point his beard was insanely long, kind of looked stupid.
How was Silent Hill F?
>>730267248it's the best graphics the switch 2 can handle, please understand
What's she thinking?
GAWDpen mogs KEKvolt btw
whats with the tutorial border taking up all the screen real estate
>>730267263
>>730267341>I wish I started a family while I still had time
Bandito on the couch.
>>730267228holy shit markiplier lookin rough these days
they dont know its a gal gun level
>>730267341I need to shave again
>>730267353its called good game design
>>730267341
>>730267283>MIGA in 2026
>>730267334It's in the name.
>>730267341What's up with her hands? Is she an android?
> Kris when he realizes he might have to kill his new friends after all
>>730267248Switch 2 is backwards compatible. Granted this shit matters for games that are actually intensive on a switch and improve load times. I doubt this game made the switch 1 chug.
>>730267341bro those veins in her hand???
>20 minutes estimateR A R EARE
migging
>>730267334it was okayit seemed like it was just a hold W simulator, I didn't really see any tech at all he basically just ran to the end
>>730267383You wouldnt say that to his face
This looks like a game for babies.
>>730267228mark???
>>730267313If you have the time, try and find his first few prize segments. He was visibly nervous as fuck and I remember dying of laughter every time he came on. Been a fan ever since. It's interesting to see him gain confidence, yet become greasier and greasier throughout the years.
>mini gays
>>730267408How did they fuck it up? >>730267436I guess that's par for the course for a SH game lol. And it's probably too new.
>>730267341>wrinkles all over face>veiny dry hands that look like a grandma'sIt's truly over for her isn't it?
Southhampton FC?
>>730267341what is wrong with her hands?!
>>730267437
Game looks kind of cool. Real low ratings so something must suck about how it plays or something.
>>730267402that's right, free h*ckin palestine!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>730267468Yeah my take on SHf was that it was basically the same as every SH speedrun kek
now this is uncslop
>>730267341The Wall spares no one.
This game looks neat
>>730267341>>730267368>>730267389>>730267396>>730267410>>730267423>>730267471>>730267482You people told me she lost a bunch of weight? I don't see it. She might have lost like one size possibly. She isn't nearly as skinny as she was.
>wears orange mask next to meJust tell me I fucking smell to my face
>>730267505Uh oh
>>730267426Automatic C at minimum if they don't go over estimate
>>730267505I've always heard good things about it, I think it's just the Mighty Number 9 link making it rate low.
>>730267585She was never overweight, but she would put on some pounds and shed them every 6 months between events.
>>730267341>that herp sorejeeeesus
>>730267126retard approved
>>730267505probably really short even when you're not speedrunning
>>730267634She was always gaining weight, and you can see it at each GDQ. She might have lost it after the events, but by the time another one came around she always gained it back, if not more.
they should do a shadow of the ninja reborn run at one of these events
how was the mgs3 delta run last night?
>>730267479Sunderland, anon
>>730267596> no reception? NO RECEPTION????
>>730267718boring and standard
I remember this level in Gunvolt
>Azure Striker GunvoltOh, that's what I was thinking of.
>>730267718wasnt too bad. no trannies, but not super high energy, msotly the same as the regular MGS3 run, but faster ebcause tehres some clipping to skip areas and bosses.
Do you think a Fallout New Vegas Caesar's Legion speedrun would be accepted at GDQ?
This guy obviously did not practice for this, based
they really don't have any donations to shout out?
>Super autism guy on couch >Has to wear mask Every time.
>>730267718weird energy due to the science couch sponsor
>>730267840what th efuck
>>730267718It was over estimate and honestly not that great but most of the anons for some reason loved it
>>730267856theres levels of autism in this run thats actually going to help the run.
>>730267126Gross I don twant trannies touching my IntiGods games
>>730267872thats just you
>>730267437Has an alright frame. If he got a clue, quit video games, hit the gym and took his vitamins, he could have a nice build.
>already day 4i dont want it to end
Gunvolt is one of your favorite franchises of all time?
>>730267909No, the whole thread thought so too, fuck off weirdo
>>730267835Yea. Shit games for trannies is what AGDQ is mostly about
i like these tunes
Why do so many people at these events where masks? Do so many people just have a fragile immune system? I'd hate to be so concerned about getting sick every time I go out in public. Is it like a germaphobe thing?
>>730267943I think Gunvolt is cool.
Is settling with a fat girl shameful? Asking for myself.
OMG I LOVE GAME THAT CAME OUT ON MODERN CONSOLE WHEN MODERN CONSOLE DIDN'T EXISIT IN YEAR GAME CAME OUT IN!!!I will fucking scoop my brains out with a melon baller if I gotta listen to retards like this think they are funny for pointing out obvious thing. Like backwards comaptibility isn't a fucking thing."OH MY SCIENCE I LOVE MY 1998 PS2 GAME WITH A GAME THAT CAME OUT BEFORE THE PS2 EXSISTED WHICH WAS 2000 BTW LEL LOLOLOL"
>>730267840What year is that from?
>>730267949nope just you mate
>>730267991Most of the people in that photo have a penis and are not women.
Why doesn't werster go to these
>>730267978wearing mask is cool, you're basically in incognito mode
>>730267902Sorry to be the one informing you about that, but they're their main target demographic
>>730267835they accepted borderlands so yeah probably
>>730267341>holy shit did, did my last egg just drop?
>>730267991She's ready to settle down?
>>730267978No, because they are trannies trying to hide their faces to be passable as "women". It has nothing to do with being sick or preventing sickness.
>>730268037Banned for stealing hundreds of hotel keycards
>>730268026simmer down champ, youre wrong
>>730268019pretty sure that was SGDQ last year
>>730267978because theyre all mentally illgender dysphoria aside, have you ever noticed how many trannies have crippling anxiety for some reason?theyre not just faggots, theyre also pussies
>>730268058lol no
>>730268045And why would you want to be in incognito mode all the time? Worried someone is stalking you? Scared someone will recognize you?
>>730268037He thinks GDQ sucks.
>>730267902They seem to be scared off because there hasn't been donations to read out for a change.
>>730267978IMAGINE THE SMELL OF THAT BUILDING why wouldn't you wear a mask?
>>730268087She has the shape of a out of shape man.
>>730268087grim
>>730267978Covid made wearing masks "socially acceptable" in the purity spiralling politically correct crowd.Trannies take advantage of this as it allows them to hide their masculine jawlines and 5 o'clock shadows.
>>730267505Game is funCheck it out, and its sequel "Mighty Gunvolt Burst", that one is a really good one, probably the only good thing that happened to Mighty number 9
this nigga still wearing a mask hahahaha
>>730267991Not for an architect
>>730268087I don't know why, but I don't really find this as attractive as I thought I would. Her ass isn't that hot...
>>730267978It's easier to hide how much you look like a man
>mrcab still doing the bit with the hatimpressive
What was bad about mighty no. 9
>>730268171b-but you didn't...oh
>>730268171KEK
>>730268130Asks the anonymous poster on the imageboard.
>>730267836Don't you have to submit shit like 3-4 months before the event?
>>730267838They do, they just refuse to because it's not trans rights donations.I dont know why but they refuse to read out like a very large majority of donation submissions. I don't know if they still have it, but there was a page that had a history of all the donations coming in with a message.It was funny because sometimes you would get to read a tranny meltie while they donate money to GDQ because they refuse to read their donations yelling at them to read their donation message.
>>730267437protip (pic)
>>730267991If you actually love someone, you ain't "settling", you're gonna lay yourself with the worst possible partner in existence, you're gonna get butterflies in your stomach over someone you cannot show to others because you know they're gonna look at you like an idiot throwing their life away. You know how gals can't break up with obvious meth junkies because they "love them"? You'll be there.
>>730267228I was about to say "how the fuck do you have acne at that age", but if he's a troon fucking up his hormones, then of fucking course the idiot has acne. Nice hormonal imbalance, stupid.
>>730268250>Compares an anonymous imageboard to being anonymous out in public Two radically different things.
>>730268227there's no curves, fridge body
>>730267582>>730267505Mighty Gunvolt was a bonus download game they released for 3DS, and was originally a lot shorter.Its roots as a freebie game show in how basic it is, it feels incredibly barebones compared to Mega Man 9/10.The sequel on the other hand, Mighty Gunvolt Burst, is a full fledged game and worth your time.The first part of the game where you pick your 8 stages/bosses is based on the Mighty No. 9 campaign, and then turns into something based on the Azure Striker Gunvolt series.The game features a robust weapon customisation system, and a scoring system that rewards you for proximity kills ("bursts"), and chaining them.It also has a shitload of DLC, the original game has 2 characters, and there's 7 DLC characters.
MN9 wasn't even that bad TBhonest.
RATE MIGHTY GUNVOLT
>>730268313>no skooma in the bagMissed opportunity.
>>730267126Why did Mighty No 9 Fail?
>>730268037A lot of speed runners don't fuck with modern gdq because the speedrun itself is like fifth of the liat of importance
>>730268370B
>>730268370S
POST THE CHART
that was a game done quick alright
>>730268370D
>>730267840stop discriminating us transfolx
>>730268370Bshort and sweet
>needing an overlay on screen the whole game to tell you the dpad moves you left and rightdo nintod.dlers really
SHOUTOUT TO THE FAT CLUB DISCORD
>>730268370CSloppy and forgettable but at least it was shortKinda like ya mudda
>>730268370A
>>730268305I always thought charcoal products were a meme. Do they actually do something/show results?
>>730268037he has his own event (ASM)
>>730268370C
>>730268370F, Boring I didn't watch just listened while refreshing the thread
she just came what the hell
>>730268370B for breathless thebekasketch (the run was this good trust me!)
>>730268037Banned for collecting keys and "exploring" the venue.Also said nigger live on air.
>>730268370B I guess, wasn’t very exciting but he didn’t mess up and wasn’t annoying although he couldn’t talk for shit
>>730268356It wasn't. It had SOME good ideas.It was, however, marketed horrifically and doomed to fail.
>>730268370B game actually done quick
>>730268370B. It was short simple and not obnoxious
>>730268370A for anime fan on prom night
Current host is genuinely good. One of the few who don't constantly insert themselves into the run, and are minimally annoying
>>730268389but was it an AWESOME game done quick? i think not
>>730268370D for Didn't watch.
>>730268370B+Not very skillful
>Host can't breathe due to the BO>Tries to pass it off as excitement
>>730268389Please don't post my boyfriend. Thanks.
>>730267437>He doesn't even play fist of the north star fitness boxing instead of the faggy miku oneBro fucked up.
>>730268370B. The game and run might not have been the most interesting to watch, but the couch and host weren't obnoxious.
>>730268370A. Short, good commentary, and under estimate.
Why was the announcer out of breath?
This was the final boss of Mighty Gunvolt btw>>730268372Over-promised and under-delivered, and just a ton of bad gameplay design decisions.They never shipped the 3DS and Vita versions they promised.Mighty Gunvolt Burst ended up being the far better game and MN9's redemption.
>>730268496she was on her phone the whole time. the way she was talking is like when a teacher calls on someone not paying attention to give an answer.
ah yes, winter, the season where staying hydrated is most important
>>730267185is this supposed to be JOI?
>>730268370D, pathetic speedrun attempt
>Mahegive the money back to the children, Mahe
>>730268537Maybe she's overweight or asthmatic
Why do people hate Operation Galuga?
>>730268370B It was alright
>>730268370D+Kinda shit but nothing that spits in the eyes of god like some of the other runs.
>>730268558fatties sweat a lot no matter the season.
>>730268370Z
>>730268370C shortWasn't particularly entertaining
TRANS RIGHTS HYPEEEEEEE
let's ANALLY RAPE cancer
>>730268370A for Anime fans happy on their prom night
>>730268087holy kek she resembles danny devito
Trans rights HOOOIIIIYYYPEEE
>>730268370C, at least it was a quickie
>>730267969She does not have ALLAT
Kind of a shame I thought it was the sequel which is a much cooler game
>>730268430yea but a dirty motherfuckers actually have to take showers for it to work
>>730268572Not WayForward's best showing, also the Switch version has dogshit performance despite being capped at 30 FPS.
>>730268496>I had to take a little water break myself, of course cuz...>...>in winter you always want to stay hydrated!yeah winter is definitely the thirsty season
>>730268370Wow I didn't even know the run finished I looked away
>>730268558>implying half of these losers ever go outside and suffer dehydration from being active instead of being incapable of the most basic fundamental levels of self care that are on the same tier as wiping your ass correctlyThey just refuse to drink water with an unlimited supply of water a couple of yards away from them because they are too busy doom scrolling.
>middle of the day>only like 10 people in the crowdWhat happened
>>730268668>Not WayForward's best showingWhat good showings do they even have they put out constant slop
>>730268438Then you shouldn't vote fucktard
I love transfolk but all the trans rights dono get a bit tiresome.
>>730268692handing an egg a glass of water... but spiking it with estrogen!
did some sperg not drink water for a week straight or something and now they have hammer everyone with constant reminders to hydrate?
>>730268512your boyfriend a slut
anymore polish kino coming up?
Hot take, WayForward is garbage when they remake games. They're like the McDonald's of Indie Studios
>>730268756they just love spam saying shit like that cause it feels like they're helping and if you call it out then you're the bad guy
go on lad
>>730268328This game is fucking awesomeAnd the dlcs, despite being dlcs are great (and cheap)They should just have released that, called it "Mighty Number 9" and never pulled out that hot steamy piece of dogshit they decided to name that instead
>>730268721Whatcha gonna do about it, nigger?
BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT EGG SALAMANDER
>>730268756Americans love to guzzle litres of fluoride rich water daily like the good goys they are
>>730268665NTA, but I shower everyday. I don't know if I'm using the "correct" body-wash/shampoo, but it always felt like it worked for me. Women tend to buy 12 different shampoo/bodywash products compared to men. A lot of men don't seem to research or buy a decent product. A lot of them just buy whatever is cheapest. I personally like to review/read about products before I buy them, but that's just me.
>>730268756its a twitch ritualpost, nothing different from headbanga troon or miggers
>>730268370BI literally had no idea Mighty Gunvolt was a thing. I only knew about Azure Gunvolt.
Based already
Amai mask 2000....
I don't see the point in saying that phrase over and over again.Like okay, you said it 1000000000 times this event. Nothing actually changed, nothing will change even if you say it a billion times a day.
Did you guys know that there's water at the bottom of the oregon bridge? Lots of it, even!
Rights status?
no man no not the fedora and the mask
>>730268713all banned for not being trans furries
>ateatree is giddy and glowingyeah he fucked that psychiatrist last night for sure
What the fuck, that's a lot of characters. They play different?
About to slam down an ice cold Solo on a warm Australian morning. Keep hydrated anons.
>>730268812explain this webm and why you keep posting it
>>730268812WhiteMonster? In his pants?
>>730268538Are people still losing their shit over the fact that the genderfluid bad guy with a huge cock is a little girl?
you've got my attention
>>730268893umm proof?
literal ad read
>>730268949LOW ON FIZZ SO YOU CAN SLAM IT DOWN FAST
this looks uglier than the nes game
What the fuck did they do to Browny? Why is he tall? It's like the god awful Toe jam redesign
>>730268893Can you only access it directly from the bridge?
>>730268959source?
I have never heard of this game and apparently it came out in 2024. There are a lot of random indie games I've just never heard of. I can't imagine this game has a high playerbase aside from the autistics that decided to speedrun it.
>>730268992Yes, by jumping, but it's a long way down.
She cute
>>730268756Idk something like that. They are fucking cringe and like are performative fake nice people, they pretend to care about people by telling them to drink water.Pretending they are champions of self care and therefore good people by doing so.
>>730269028>random indie>Contra
>>730268989They made Browny a loli in Rebirth
>>730268893that's a pretty view anon
>>730268926Oh, I'm sure he had sex, but it wasn't with a woman probably.
>no corridor levelbullshit!
>>730269017@o5y_c_
>/v/ unironically simped for this (in previous events)
>>730268949Brother it's 4am
>Playing as a brownyUhhh, can you say that?
>>730268713aside from a few autists, i think surprisingly, most people attending have the wherewithal to attend GDQ in person to not just watch the speedruns, since they could do that at home. at this point given how big and corporate GDQ is now, i think most of the actual speedrunners go just to meet up and hang out with their other speedrunner friends, and only attend the runs of those friends, or for big notable runs/primetime etc. it probably seemed like the rooms were more often full during the old days like GDQ 2013 but then again, those were literally in small rooms and not as open to the public in a big hotel.
why is the guy wearing a covid mask?
>>730268756Big water has their puppet strings all over this event
>>730268953up his ass
>>730269092Never heard of it and I'm 33 years old.
I always think of TempestMask as Chibi if he had been fed a heavy cocktail of normal drugs from birth. He's still autistic, but knows how to speak publicly without embarrassing himself. At length.
>wearing a cuck mask in 2026
>>730269242I'm sorry to hear you had no childhood, anon
>>730269078>you're all beautiful, everyone in this chat :)>you have never seen me, an empty compliment has no meaning>wow incel much?!
>>730269216He's a mercenary
>>730269197with a bit more care in xer appearance, better haircare, trim those caveman brows, and just a little face feminization surgery, i would plap xer.
WAKE UP HONEY NEW ORB HAS DROPPED
>>730269193thanks fren
>>730268957It makes the original localisation before Zonda's reveal with those bullshit Xe/Xer pronouns even funnier in retrospect
>>730269274I was playing Zelda, Kirby, Mario, and Glover.
>>730269268They're making a comeback...
>>730269216he got sugma :(
STOP SAYING BELLS AND WHISTLES
>>730268893
>>730269268>politicizing maskstruly one of the most retarded things to come out of burger politics
>>730269242dunno how the fuck that's even possible
>>730269242>he doesn't remember the 90sKids these days. They don't know.
this game any good
Can you imagine having to stay in the same hotel room with 3-4 other hyper autistic people. It'd drive me up the wall.
>>730269268worked for the japanese for decades to this day
>>730269361What's sugma, anon?
COOONTRAAAAAAAA
>>730269242That's your problem.
>>730269397But I was born in 1992?
>>730269429ligma balls
>>730269268East Asians do it all the time and you don't say anything
>>730269402it had cute girls, and some puzzles, otherwise generic vn rpg mix
>>730269198
>>730269429you tell me
>>730269376jesus christ
>>730269403and imagine at the height of your monkey rage, a mormon girl walks in ready to drink some alcohol
>>730269386Don't come to America then. We don't take kindly to folks wearing masks.
>>730269482That's because they created Covid in the first place and engineered it to not affect asians as much
>>730269376Kek. I have seen so many different pictures all mocking trannies at this bridge
They keep mentioning Gunstar Heroes and it really makes me want to play Gunstar Heroes.That's fucked up.
>>730268949A FACKIN VB... LONGNECK!AT TWENTY TO EIGHT IN THE FACKIN MORNINGIT THAT UP YA
>>730269467you never heard of the konami code?you never watched avgn?you never heard anyone talk about any of the various contra games?you never looked at a top 10 nes games list?how did you even find this site?
>>730268893>>730269376Someone give me the QRD, I've seen that bridge picture before but never heard the context.
>>730267126So what retarded pronouns are we looking at today?
>>730269531To this day I still blame whatshisface for leaving her alone in a room with alcohol and three strange men. Zero self-awareness, and then she had the audacity to claim they all got drunk and she didn't know what she was doing.
>>730269590Troon ACK'd itself there
How are we feeling about this run
>This game should have been in the science blockOh god why would you do that to yourself?
>>730269567You could play it right now. You could do it. There's nothing to stop you.
>>730269567it's a fantastic game
CONTRAAAAA
>>730269590a tranny killed himself there
>>730269632From /v/ or something?
>>730269324Glover is based but for real being in the 90's and not even knowing about Contra is like if you had someone from that same time not knowing shit like Mega man or Chrono Trigger
>>730269590the context is some troon unalived xemself there
This 3D is ugly.
>>730269665Xitter and discord I believe
>>730269645contraaa
leave it to GDQ to ruin a fucking Contra run with inane yelling
Fuck is this game. 2024? Guess it went under the radar?
>>730269583>You never heard of the konami code?I know what konami is, but not the "konami code">You never watched AVGN?I only watched a handful of episodes. I never got into him.>You never heard anyone talk about any of the various contra games?Not particularly, at least not in my various friends/social circle over the years. >You never looked up a top 10 nes games listThe first console I played on was a Genesis, but it was just Sonic, and I didn't even own a N64 but my friend did. I had no experience with a SNES or NES. >How did you even find this siteI've been on 4chan since 2012...I think? It's hard to remember when I first discovered the site.
>>730269653WIDDLY WAA
just tuned in - why is he wearing a mask?
>>730269681I agree and it looks floaty
>>730269648Unfortunately, I'm at work so I can't. Likely will when I get home, though.>>730269649Damn straight it is.
>>730269624I would not leave my wife in that room full of strangersI also would not stay in that room full of strangers while my husband left
>>730269734Contra is not even slightly obscure, it's YOUR problem if you've somehow never heard of it.
>>730269739to save lives
>>730269632It's been like two or three at this point hence why everyone knows the bridge
>>730269734>but not the "konami code"were you allowed to play video games as a kid? do you go outside a lot or something?
>>730269204Looks like a decent amount of people for 9:15 - 1:15p.m. Wed.
>>730269739You've heard of covid at this point come on
>>730269376Almost choked on my lunch from laughing so hard.
>>730269567Contra reminds me more of Gunforce (by the original devs of Metal Slug)
>>730269762Well yes, that would be what most people would do, or a person with self-awareness and some form of common sense. You would assume "most" people wouldn't just leave their wife/girlfriend alone with random men in a room with alcohol while they fuck off to go do something else. She's just as guilty for not saying "Oh, I'd rather stay with you and not be left alone with strange men I don't know!"
>>730269376based
>>730269813>>730269813I haven't seen anyone wear a mask since like spring 2022
These events were a lot better when around half of the games were fifth generation or older. I don't think I've seen a single SNES or Genesis game so far. Older games lend themselves to more entertaining short, speedruns.
SHUT UP ABOUT EGG SALAMANDER
>>730269582I miss 0,5l and 0,7l glass beer bottles like you wouldn't fucking believe.
>Laughing at suicide Not funny. They had families.
>>730269376i like a good laugh as much as the next tranny hater but thats a bit much
>>730269582It's a hot, dry, dusty, nanny state. A cold beverage is needed at all times.
>>730269739he's in a room surrounded by stinky troons
$565,165 to the prevent cancer foundation? Thought GDQ was for profit? Where does their cut come from?
I feel like the other commentator and the runners are just ignoring TempestMask or talking over him
>>730269739The cult of covid never went away. Leftist faggots still think they won some culture war during the coof.
>I like trains
>>730269590Popular spot for Trans-AAACKings apparently.
>>730269960>Where does their cut come from?twitch subs maybe
>>730269806Uhhh I mean...I remember going to arcades pretty often and playing arcade games as a kid. My first console was a PS1, and even then, I don't remember what games I owned/played on it. I was only 10-11 years old. I owned pretty much every console since the PS1, so I'd say I've played a lot of games in the last 20+ years, but if it was before the PS1 era then I'm a bit fuzzy on it. I only know so much from N64 and other consoles before the PS1. Contra is not something I can say I remember playing/knowing about. I was playing other widely popular stuff.
>>730269739he's sick
>>730268837I won't put your vote in the chart. That's all.
>>730269739A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SHILL
Oh this whole time I thought tempestmask was the guy in the orange mask
>>730253797ESA actually had a based sponsor veto trans rights donations?
>>730269590I think at least two troons have done a backflip off it now.
Mr Bald and Stout
struggling with saying train is coming in lmfao
Runka Chunk is in the game?! Wow!.... This voice cast must really suck
>>730270012maybe you are one of "those"... from the mandela dimension...
>>730269932And they refer to him by his proper pronouns now: was/were.
>>730269739He's autistic and probably is scared he'll get sick being a room full of people. That's always a reasoning I use when I see people in public wearing them. I can understand if you're a germaphobe.
>>730270060WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>730270029I've always found him very annoying when I see him at these events. He's like Chibi if he never had that fateful encounter.
>>730270038Based dog committing trans wrongs.
>>730270026That's great, I didn't even know there was some faggy chart
>nooooooo you need to cough and spread your illness around! please make me feel shitty for a few days too, it'd own so many libs!Masks when sick should have been normalized in the West decades before covid.
>>730270060She won and is voice acting in games meanwhile Cory and Lyle are deadbeats.
>>730269739he's a big guy
>>730270079
I'm sure she counts as a contra character
Any of you guys have fun stories at the event?
>>730270078One of the many talented Newgrounds voice actors who finally made it the big leagues of poor anime dubs
>>730270126for you
Trains wrongs
>>730269739Nobody cared about him until he did.
why does commentary always feel fake gay and scripted with runs nowadays?
protip: you can say anything in the chat if you append "trans rights!" to it.
>>730270038>TRANSRIGHTS sticker on his laptop >Manchild >Had to go to hospital for wearing fingerless glovesSurprised he never transitioned because he seems the type.
>>730270038Huh. I like those gloves, I should get some. Not sure I'd go with gym boss black, but some nice leather grip gloves would be good to have.
CONTRA!!
What is this contra forced shouting meme
>>730269739Either he's sick or he's trying to avoid getting sick. You get sick at these events from coming into contact with airborne pathogens, or from touching things that hundreds of unhygienic nerds have touched and then touching your mucous membranes. Wearing a mask reduces to likelihood of getting sick from the former. I'm not even talking about Covid, it's usually the flu. The "GDFlu" was a meme for years before Covid.
>>730270012contra was one of the most popular fuckin arcade games too. and you don't remember what games you had for your first console when you were 10/11... what the fuck
>>730270119This, wearing masks when sick and in public is just basic courtesy regardless of if it's the common cold or chinese bat ebola.
>>730270258normalfags can't meme, you must know that by now
>>730270228>he doesn't know
>>730270241"fuck" + "trans rights" works?
>>730269645I'm feeling at least an A so far
I can't listen to this fucking runevery god damn time with this shouting shitIt isn't even the host, at least when it's just the host I can use the mute script
>>730269981Update when
>>730270249most autistic thing ive read all day
>>730270272I guess I have memory problems. I have various memories as a kid, but I couldn't tell you everything. I don't remember a lot about my childhood. If you showed me a list of games on PS1 then I could probably just sit and tell you which ones I've played, or which ones I owned.
>>730270012>>730269028>Final Fantasy? Never heard of it, must be obscure indie
>>730270249those gloves look like they're made from the cheapest, nastiest pleather ever. no wonder his hands got fucked up from them. bet he has fucking cancer now too.
show me becky
>>730270378I hate to irritate your autism anymore, but I'd wager more people know about Final Fantasy than Contra. I'd say it's a larger and more popular series.
>>730270302try it
>>730270119I wish.>in a shop>some asshole coughing up a lung>doesn't even bother to cover mouth>dirty bastard is doing this all over whatever is on the shelves including food
>>730270384isn't this how coolmatty lost his hands?
I was a Contra Warrior in my senior year, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
>>730270268where is scent anyway?
>CONTRAAAAAAA!
This game looks like the ugliest contra ever made.
>TempestMask is a sonic autistic Of course. $5 says he's a furry as well.
>>730270367it sounds like you just don't care about video games
i dont get the contra meme
>>730270543He's "head of event programming" now, so he's never on-camera and you can blame him for all the runs you don't like
Train train I love my station
>>730270241>>730268823
what is this nigga yipyapping about
>>730270595Perhaps not to the degree that mega autistics do. I'm not a collector and I don't have a collection room or thematic video game area. I don't buy video game shirts and socks because it has video game references.
>>730270440nice try gdqnigger i ain't subscribing to that trainwreck
>I love little guysBet you do, faggot
>>730270626>he's never on-camerawhat a shame. after all is said and then he was another comfy "anchor" of gdq that's now gone
>>730270624That's because you're a filthy casual
>>730270458he lost them from being a diabetic lardbucket with a shitty immune system due to being a fatass.
>this commentary
Too much smooth-going for my tasteI need more trainwrecks
>>730270474>>730270650sex
>>730270650Great game.
.. contransKILL YOURSELVES
contrans
conTRANS am i right
>contrans
Wow are you for real
CONTRANS!
>>730268692
>Contrans rights
>>730270691haven't caught 99% of the event so far, any recs for massive Z tier runs?
>CONTRANS...RIGHTSjust fucking kill me
>>730269739>We'll go to GDQ! Mask on!>but sir, it's been 4 years...>I said, "Mask on."
>won't even be able to enjoy Rush's music because it's Kirbymastah running itFuck
>>730270635bizarrewhy would they ban that?
>>730270458>>730270686I thought he lost them to sepsis, but I don't know much about sepsis.
>>730268823Wtf are you allowed to say in Twitch chat?Trans-rights
>CONTRANS RIGHTSDon't do this. This was a good run up until this point.
>>730270728>>730270729>>730270738>>730270740>>730270747>>730270743HEY BIGOTSTRAINS RIGHTS
Jesus fucking christ, they really can't help themselves.
I'm off.
TRAINS RIGHTS>laughsKEK
SHUT UUUUP
>contrans rights
>trains rightscancelled
>>730270650I will take a stab at this.. this is from hard corps which is a good game?
What a hero.
>>730270767it was sepsis hence the shitty immune system comment
This was like a C rating but it is dropping with this awful commentary.
>TempestMask is so annoying that the tech crew just ignores him when he asks for the trans rights button to be pressed
>>730270794No, stop, take me with you. I'll take the futa hot springs over this shit.
Yeah, nah. Muted.
>trans rights are humans rightsWhy do they need always remind that trans are humans?
Does somebody count how many times they said Trans Rights from the start?
>>730270786>TRAINS RIGHTShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mypxeFPYsd0Hell yeah.
contrans rightsthat is my rating for this runmake of that what you will
>>730270794dont leave me here to die
KHAAAN-TRA!
they keep parroting that phrase but they'll dehumanize you if you dare ask what rights they don't have.
>>730270818This perfectly encapsulates how I feel about troons, wow.
you guys are really miserable
>tech crew press the trans rights buttondid he just confirm the existence of some trans rights sign? did they really train the audience like rodents to cheer when the light comes on
it's funny because the pronoun trans rights fad has been kinda disappearing so GDQ is going to be the only safe space for a lot of this stuffboy have times changed
>>730270908this is a miserable event. it would be unreasonable of us to be positive about it.
>>730270908yeah, totally not the faggots forcing positivity and screaming their cult motto every 30 seconds.kill yourself.
>>730270908shut up, bitch.
This game would be great if it had been released on Xbox Live Arcade 20 years ago
>>730270908if we were willfully ignoring a great speed run with in depth commentary, I would have agreed with you, but we aren't.
Worst GDQ yet.
These guys have 0 chemistry holy shit
>>730270942i remember seein an image pov of the crowd of there being laugh/clap prompts
>>730267515ווי גייט עס אייך, חברים ייִדן?
Rate the run: Contrans Rights
>>730270950>the pronoun trans rights fad has been kinda disappearingonly in trump bootlicker companies. when he is replaced it will all be back
>>730270942there isit replaces the timer with a power word
>>730270962
migged
do you guys speedrun any games?
>Shoutout to my family for letting me come out here and have a good time.Kek, you can just tell a lot of these people live with their folks and don't have a job.
>>730270942It's real, we knew this from a previous event. But here it is being pressed at the worst possible time.>>730271024F, TempestMask is insufferable
Rate Contra: Operation Galuga.
The only reason I know of Contra is because my brother used to beg me to play co op with him and drag me away from my superior barbie horse riding game
>>730270974why would i kill myself? im having a nice time.
>Just got out of a 10 year coma>TempestMask is still talking
>>730270942dont be silly why would they have one for that and not for fuck cancer donos? its a stop cancer event
God he is annoying.
>>730270908Im a happily married homeowner with a normal family and a work from home job actually, far from miserable. cant say the same for the weird trannies at this event, thoughever.
>MUH DOGlmfaoLOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>730270995its impressive that it gets worse every year
T for troon rights, didn't watch, boring as fuck, nigger.
why is the nigga from breaking bad talking about his dog's cancer
>i lost my great aunt to my grandma
>>730270950Thats what happens when you annoy the fuck out of the other 99% of the population
>>730271024I'd say C for CONTRAAAAAbut PB bumps it up to a B-.
KWAB
>>730271024C I guess
I don't think PCF deals with dog cancer...
Tempestmask always thinks he's the main character of any run when he's only ever a commentator
F for Stanley
>>730271024C-
>>730270908why do they have to say trans rights very 5 minutes, do they think that doesnt make people annoyed?
>GDQ has a trans rights button>ESA has a Plum button
is this a sponsored run wtf was that speech. man everyones a chibi nowadays
>>730271024A
>>730271024B
>>730271067A strong C. Fun game, but not not a lot to it for speedrunning.
>>730271067C
Why do they keep babbling about defeating cancer when all this event funds is worthless "DONT SMOKE, ITS BAD FOR U" brochures?
>>730271024D
>>730271051I tried speedrunning JSRF a few years ago, learning the glitches and stuff but all the unskippable cutscenes got really fucking annoying so I dropped it.
>Host gets muted out while talking KEK
>>730270752Mario World inverted romhack, faggot runner is so lazy he flew through entire stages and called it a run
>shoutouts to my wife and family they LET me comeBETA
>>730269279Rather be an incel than complimented by a narcissist who needs validation and involve me with their bullshit.
>>730271024D Down for the gayness at the end
>>730271024C for CONTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Just got back from work, how were Silent Hill f, Resident Evil 2 and Animal Crossing? I went to bed when Halo was starting.Thank fuck I made it back for American Truck Sim and F-Zero and Pokemon HGSS. Very excited for those.
kekaroo
>>730271067B
this is awkward
>>730271024C
>>730271024C for Contrans
>>730271024>>730271067B. Would've been an easy A if it didn't leap off a cliff at the end.
>>730271024Fabsolute embarrassment for what should be a GAR speedrun. was going to be a D until that nigger gave his speech about his dog's ass cancer or whatever
>>730271061lmao
>>730270995I honestly didn't think it was possible to sink lower than the previous one was but they fucking managed and this even is only halfway through
>>730271024ZIt was good until the forced CONTRA screams and then every trans rights and then finally Contrans. Fuck that.
>>730271067D for CONTRAAASHUT the fuck up
>>730271024C for contra
>>730271024>>730271067C
>>730270650Girls with a battle-hardened look makes my peepee hard
>>730271024>>730271067I'm doin' him a B
>sonicaw dude finally som->rushyou know what after this trash fire of a marathon I'll take it
>>730271024Cgood run but annoying commentary
>>730270336e621 when
I legitimately don't know how Bobbeigh got un-canceled
>>730271067>>730271024A
>>730269376I'd steal that fumo.
>combating cancer>cancer will be more common among mutts when they get nuked very soon
>>730271024Its a F for the most annoying commentary this event. It would be a B if not for the commentary making it garbage.
>>730271024AI left before whatever you guys were bitching about happened so my score's unaffected
>>730271253>canceledfor what?
>>730271024>>730271067F
I despise game and shout
>>730271061tr-ACK rights
>>730271147Plum supports trans wrongs.
>>730271024>>730271067D, awful game, terrible commentary
>>730271147Plum!
>>730271067Z
>>730270752Split Fiction. Lowest rated run ever.
>>730270786AAAIIIEEEEE
>>730271235You are too merciful, guy
>>730271253Changed his name from Blacktastic to BobbeighGot a bonus with the people at GDQ for sexually assaulting LovareIs on-screen with another sex pest, MrRapeAndGape
>>730271024>>730271067D
>>730271235qrd who is this guy?
The prize segment as presented by two sex offenders
>>730271253GDQ can't afford to lose a minority staff member and they hate ESA anyway
>>730271024C Cool game annoying commentary
>>730271253It was ESA that he was supposed to have been the hair sniffer or something, so GDQ wouldn't care.
Kek, what is this retard wearing?
In mood for some run n' gun now
>>730271287He's banned from ESA for inappropriate sexual content
>>730271339what happened so seth? i miss the greasy loot goblin gettin his greasy fingers on all the prizes
sucks that Sent got replaced by this n word
>>730271287Allegedly creeping on Lovare at ESA (allegedly)
>>730269739Maybe he's not a retard, showing early signs of a cold and instead of open mouth breathing pretending they aren't contagious they are keeping their sickness to themself.Something most americans cannot and will not ever understand.
>>730271178that's kinda expected>>730271316gonna check it out thanks
>>730271089coulda fooled me
>>730270908You know what you call repeating the same shit over and over again? It's droning. You know what droning does? It annoys the shit out of people. If they tried this kind of thing on public transport around normal people there'd be actual violence, like all the stabbings and shit you keep hearing about. It's such a good thing for everyone's sake that these people are shut-ins.
guy's baked
>wearing gloves>still touches the fucking prizes with his bare fingers
I miss Sent. I can't believe I'm saying it lol
>>730271378failed upwards, he's head of programming now
>>730271024Solid C for you know what.
Why are we laughing?
>>730271372>>730271390HE is the one????? what the faqI remember all the drama but I never heard who was the actual sex creeper. GDQ Nu-Old Bois protect their own I guess
the gloves somehow creep me out more than vanilla GnS
Two rapists on a couch
>>730271365he is recently divorced, please understand.>JEANS LMAOAt least put on some dress pants you fucking slob
>perlersJust fucking make them yourself That’s like getting completed lego figures as a prize
chartfag where you at? i need the new chart or im gonna any% life
>>730270752Bill Nye
>>730271479I wasn't aware he was even married at one point.
>>730271365golem phenotype
>>730271432Sent is the reason this event in the last year has become even shittier. He was promoted to a leadership position and is botching it.
>>730271024DLots of pointless faggotry.
>an empty DVD case>game not includedThis... this is a prize?
>no gameWhat is it a case for then?
>>730271372>>730271390believe all women
>collectors edition does not contain the game>just an empty slotHAHAHAHAHAH
>>730271508he has a child, poor little bastard
I CAN'T STOP HEARING THIS GUY'S FUCKING LISP
>>730271479he's divorced too? what the fuck is going on with the gdq llc staff
>>730271365C'MON BATMAN, SMILE!
>>730271545air
>>730271552>Has a childThat's even worse.
>>730271552he has 2 children unfortunately
>>730271435god i see why the event got swarmed with theater kids. they make a career out of this "charity event"
mr game and shart
>>730271542>>730271550DSP tier prizes lmao
>>730271562he raped some fat egirl when she was drunk and his wife dumped him
Thank you very much Konami for this empty DVD case
>>730271542>>730271550physical discs these days rarely even include the full game anyway, just a license that lets you download it
>actual gemtone>synthetic...
>>730271615ain't no way bruhPROOF??
>>730271615Ah, but the GDQ staff was fine keeping him onboard.
SPINEEEEEEL
>>730271584>ripping a consciousness from the void to imbue them with your hair genetics
>>730271479I'm surprised he didn't get cancelled at the event for cheating on his wife when people have been banned for lesser things
lole
>can see the fingerprint smudges on the glass
>$10 worth of fake gems should be a grand prizeyeah fuck right off back to your shopping channel bullshit trash
>These are authentic gemstones>synthetic>synthetic>synthetic
>>730271676The hell is it supposed to be?
You couldn't clean the fucking box before showing those rupees off? It's greasy as fuck and has fingerprints and dandruff all over it.Hope someone saved a screenshot.
>>730271708man let it go. Enjoy the run.
>>730271691scent had the courtesy of wearing gloves (they didn't really do much)
>>730271581who's? Jaidlyns?
>>730271253Sex pests protect their own.
>>730271024C-good run but fuck this trans shit
>>730271676I wonder if they burned one too many artist, the prizes are really bad this year, even if it is just collectable throwaway shit most years it at least usually looks decent but this year they're not even trying
>>730271676that one digimon's baby form
chibicarrera
>>730271627>noooo the empty jewel case is intentional
>>730271186They were fine. RE2 had a guitar hero controller gimmick if you're into that. Amnesia: The Bunker was the star of the night being played on the hardest difficulty and FEAR 2 had the runner choking on a skip for like 15 minutes. Run was still good though and the old Monolith devs even donated. I'll probably be off to bed soon so i hope you enjoy the runs
ya'll like to gossip
GDQ staff put a gun to your head and force you to make a prize for them, what do you make? Remember, it will be touched by greasy autist hands in the prize showcase intermissions.
whatever happened to that greasy dude with the prizes
>>730271764What rights are these people claiming they don't have? Like I don't get ir
Alright trannies, I guess we can agree on playing as Blaze the Cat.
>>730271670This will be fun! Aren't you a lucky one?! Her cut is perfect and she's pink as well! She'll bring you endless entertainment your new best friend SPINEL!
>>730271708let it be known that if you advertise an authentic thing as authentic, and its synthetic/not authentic, even if its a charity situation its subject to legal penalty
>>730271810a bomb
>>7302708792089734562439087654237985243652034895761504832471023456294385 times
>>730271810Official Collector's Art book edition for [Popular Game that came out last year]
>>730271801gross
>>730271801There's a reason /srg/ died the way it did.
>>730271810I pee on some toilet paper in the shape of mario. I present it as pee stained mario.
>>730271810I would give a bicycle as a prize so the chain is well lubricated
>>730271817Someone forced him to bath and he died of shock
>>730271810turd wrapped in tin foil
Probably the GDQ I've watched the least so far, dunno why nothing grabs my attention, maybe the commentary on average has only gotten more and more annoying? The games kinda don't interest me either. I'll try to watch a bit more over the next couple of daysDo we know if there's gonna be an ESA?
>>730271847Built for Abandonment and Insecurity!!!!!
>>730271810trans flag colored rope, so i can hang myself
>>730271542Modern physical games are nothing but decorative element nowdays.
>>730271832The funniest part is how they're chanting it like they're still in 2019.
ZOOM IN. ENHANCE. She has nice fat thighs
>>730271791she has a nice "fuck me"-voice
>>730271858Doesn't really hold in this case since gemstones can be both synthetic yet still real gemstones.Synthetic just means that no third worlders died to dig it up, they were grown in a lab.
>>730271817He leveled up
>>730271862Lmao
>>730271817short version: he's gonelong version: he's gone and never coming back
>>730271912There’s not much cringe. Just dull.
>>730271708Syntheitc gems are chemically identical to natural gems. The gem companies have been scrambling to find any reason they're worse because they're also dirt cheap to make, but the fact is natural gems are only different because they have flaws, which actually decreases their value.
>>730271956>>730271956>>730271956Mig
>>730271791nufu?
>>730270879It can't be more than during the deltarune run from last event. Shit was a full blown cult like chant every couple seconds
>>730271912Same. It has been quite a weak schedule. There will be an ESA on Feb 6
>>730271912>Do we know if there's gonna be an ESA?Yeah, theres going to be a USKG, then a ASM and finally an ESA
>>730271024DThe constant screaming was horrendous and detracted from what could have been a much better run.
>>730271970I see, thanks
a lady from HR is on hosting duties
>>730271810Hat kid's actual hat.
>>730271051I did before but it was getting to a certain level in a certain version of an mmo and then when they updated the game I dropped the game because it sucked
>>730271810Pic relatedSpectator's Shit, Limited Edition
>>730271984its not called deltatroon for nothing
>>730272036Oh, I'm sure most of the upper staff have been with her.
>>730272036Is this all I can hope for as a 30+ year old?
>>730271145it makes them happy to be annoying
today's host
>>730271912>>730272007>>730272017ESA schedule's already up, it's pretty bleak though.https://horaro.org/esa/2026-winter1https://horaro.org/esa/2026-winter2
>>730272105Do you have the ability to build a secret basement? Because when your past 30 that's your only choice.
>>730271817He got priced out.
>>730271810Custom laser cut metal stencils of whatever character they want.
Just wanted to say thanks to people recommending me this qt waifu (hockeybabbler). She's got everything I love except hairy armpits.
Holy shit it's Peter Griffin!
>>730272208Passes very well
>>730272296>She's got everything I love except hairy armpits.That Titanfall runner is on the couch for the run after Sonic Rush.
>>730272235no yato runs????
>>730272296>hockeybabbleri can't stop vomitting
>>730272379most cis women do, believe it or not
Why is Peter Griffin on the couch?
>>730272419No Yato, no Tim, a fucking lot of filler stuff, Edenal and his sycophants having a ton of runs.
>>730271935depends on how they talk about it to begin with. certain language and wording can mislead and thats the important part
>>730272565hes a speedrunning guy
If hearing "trans rights" bothers you (doubly so during a time where this country is actively trying to kill them), that's a you problem. Not the event, nor the folks saying it. It has literally always been a safespace for trans folks, who are a notable part of the community. It hasn't changed, it's just the same handful of chuds making this same complaint every year.Speedrunning is one of the few communities openly supportive of trans people and that absolutely matters. All the folks whining about it being "too political" are coming from a place where they're lucky they can simply ignore all the bullshit going on.Trans folks don't get that luxury. Especially right now.
>>730272798Merry christmas
>>730272405Well fuck, hope she lies down on the couch with hands behind her head. Thanks!
>>730272798>actively trying to kill them.I don't see no death squads out and about. Stop being afraid of things that don't exist.
>theyre all eggs
>>730272798oh fuck off
>>730272235No Metako... buuut... Also no HabkeineName... Sooo, win?
