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>>730301152ack!!!
get out of my thread
long mig
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>>730301192FPBP>>730301316>LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human LivesDIlate
Uh oh is this not the thread? Why's it so slow?
>>730300535
I love playing pokemon but I hate watching pokemon runs so much
>>730301316no
did he say nigger yet?
Maybe look at the catalog next time before posting, ya doofus.>>730300535
Why is this trainer named Nob
>>730301316>HydratedI drink water because I want to, and because I'd rather not drink battery acid or piss.>MaskNo.>Social distanceNo.>Stand up a-No.>Check in on myselfI checked myself before I wrecked myself.>MedsNo.>L-All lives matter. I'm right.Clear?Addendum rule:>The runner is shit except when they're not
Sneed
This pokemon run is boring, so I made this while waiting for more exciting freaks to draw from later.This is card 6, Lord have mercy if I get to the real 666...
>>730301423>>730301507op of that thread fucked up
Forgot this was even on, I'm ready to watch some speedru->PokemonNever mind I'm out
I gave this run a chance and now I'm kinda enjoying it.
>>730301495does this .webm have sound ?I can't tell if my browser fuckt or not
>>730301660>autism
>>730301914I'm sloptomistic about their autism
Manipless btw
>>730301910no sound
>pokemon run>thread nearly diespeople cant even be arsed to trashtalk this shit lmao
>>730302207Should have been Digimon
>>730302163Ty
best gen
>>730302207WHY DO THEY DO THESE WHO ARE THESE FOR?!?
>>730302207>thread dying>stream literally dying This is what happens when you don't bring in THE WERST to do your Pokemon run
>>730302351Agreed.
>>730302351Nice Videl
What a weird day today wasGonna put a pin in it there, enjoy the rest
>>730302428is the bird peeing?
draw your favorite mon!
Youtube stream is fucking skipping wat the fuck
>>730302480what do you think the gold nuggets you find are?
>>730302489Migrating to streamlink
>>730302372Pokemon fans
>>730302486
Run was almost DNF
are they going to finish with 40 min to spare?
>>730302904lol, which year is this from?
>>730301316Hi 2021, please fuck off forever
>>730302489glad it's not just me, I just turned it back on after my kid's nap and thought it was our connection at first
>>730302902Still more to do after elite 4
>>730302983made me double take
>>730302962lol idk
Pokemon runs are easily the most boring ones.
>>730302904
Just tuned in, isn't that Groundzero person that annoying Limy person from last GDQ, or am I just seeing things? He changed names AND pronouns in under 6 months?
hoss the event been so far? point me in the direction of great runs and any disasters or cringekino
>>730303186It's okay with lower lows than usual
>>730303186ff10 fire alarm is the only notable thing
Explain how a 3 hour run is a speedrun? I'm genuinely curious how this is considered a speedrun and not a letsplay.
>>730303186This is the deadest i've ever seen a GDQ thread tbhfam
>>730303186the mega man run was comfy and probably the only thing ive watched fully
>>730303186super smash bros brawl was the best run
>>730303275true
THEY WERE SAYING 67LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>730303275It's not even 3 hours long retard they're almost done
>>730302904god what I would give to be a fly on the wall in the room backstage when this happened. They had to be running around like headless chickens
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730303369someone got fired immediately
>>73030336240 minutes left is "almost done" from a 3 hour run. Yeah I guess in a way you're right.
>can't even say "don't fuckle with the shuckle"Why is this event so precious nowadays
>>730302207>>730302374I’m lurking but I can only phone post. I’ll try to post more tonight. Mods could do me a solid an un-range ban me.
>>730303362we wouldnt know as we dont watch this shit
>>730303405the first guy to chuckle accidentally
>>730303275a lets play would be about 30 hours
"aids showcase"?
>>730302207there's two threads up>>730300535
>>730303648yeah and the other one doesn't have "gdq" anywhere in the OP
>>730303724and yet it was made first and half the thread is there. Good job
I just woke up after falling asleep during the Animal Crossing run. FUCK what did I miss
i feel like im explaining this to a child. because this is the fastest you can play this game. casual playthrough would be like 10-15 hours.
>>730303803rewarding mediocrity - the anon way
>>730303803and all they're posting is pkm art and loli shit.This thread is the ppl shitting on the boring ass run
>>730303827one good run and a bunch of meh
was out for a few hours how has the pokemon run been?
>>730303648>>730303990I'm watching both threads. Neither is good.
>>730304105garbage
>>730303186This is pretty much as good as it's going to get
>>730304095>>730304095>>730304095YOU WILL DRAW
does selling t-shirts really make that much money?
is there anything you're looking forward to on this dogshit schedule
>>730304245production cost is like <5$ and you can sell them to idiots for >20+ so yes
>>730303803okay but I didn't migrate, I found this thread via the catalog
>>730304217
>>730304245Quadrillion dollar industry.The Rockefellers bow to novelty video game T-Shirt sellers.
>>730304318Not for like a day or two, and there's a THIRD pokemon run later btw
>>730304217got a shitty one over there, rolling here
>>730303186The host said gypsy, which is technically a slur
>>730304398>another pokemon runjust fucking why
don't fuckle
It's only fitting that this shitshow will be closing out with a THIRD Pokemon run.
>>730304503look at Cluckles the chuckle fuck over here.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET IMPACTED
I've seen this fight at least 10 times with the same setup and the same gyarados and the same stratsCan they just ban pokemon lowkey
>>730304572Because it's a nepo run by Adel, it's the final run too btw
>>730301152>open stream>trans rights, trans rights on screen, trans rights on every donation>close stream
RESET THE RUN
>>730304572to get attention for ***
>>730304807emerald is kino, thougbeit
>>730304416>>730304217extremely quick cause I don't like either
>>730304837Buck broken any%
>>730304870No, I do not think so. All these runs are the fucking same, I'm surprised pokefags don't have their own marathon where they can listen to the same boring battle themes all day and mash A
>>730304789the purists want the same thing every. single. time. they could watch a video of a better run, but instead demand a shitty rehash.
>”and we have a $41 donation from anonymous, we actually have a lot of $41 donations?”
>>730304876
>>730304837lmao the nigga died
>>730304318Spider-Man PS1
>>730304217its too late its almost over
LMAOLAXCHADS WW@
>>730304943i felt the same way about those 7 hour final fantasy runs that used to close gdq. at least this one is two hours.
Speedrun a Touhou
did I really just miss the fucking f-zero gx run and tune in just as fucking pokemon startedoh fuck meI was busy playing videogames
>>730304837Chad, back when GDQ had more testosterone than estrogen.
>>730305040Key word being "used", pokemon has never stopped hogging like 10 hours of every single schedule and they are spread out over the marathon so it's harder to just skip them.
would you fuck a Jynx
>>730305006Oh cool they're running that? Could be fun.
>>730302962AGDQ 2020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLqCWvd95AY 17:46
>>730305124yes, no question
>>730305009It's never too late
sandwich
>>730304503“Gyp” as in “he gypped me” is the slur, I think. Gypsie doesn’t bear any negative connotations as a term in my experience.
>>730304151this cannot be real, who thought this was a good idea
>>730305179BASED
I have yet to see a Pokemon run at any GDQ that didn’t involve some form of cheating or resulting in a DNF
oh look, another over estimate incoming
SKIP THIS RUN
>>730305283doesn't matterZZZ rating because he cheated
>slightly over half the viewers>donation somehow still tracking almost the same REALLY makes you think...
>>730304151>>730305270It's my G went on and verified it on youtubeI don't know how nobody had the foresight to watch how the game actually startsTbh if I knew how it was I would have also voted for trans_right starting name lmao
rate the run
>>730305404C
>>730305283By how much? They removed the estimate from the screen.
>>730305404D
>>730305404BWHERE IS CHART GUY
>>730305404D Because I want pokemon to disappear
>>730305404ZZZ
>>730305404Kinvalidated
>>730305404R for RESET
>>730305404KKK
>>730305404b
>>730305404C, kinda okayish until the end
>>730305404Easy ZZZ, DNF
>>730305523
>>730305404D+
>>730305404D for all Pokemon runs over 1 hour
>>730305404K
>>730304837vgh sovl
>round of applause for goduhhhh atheist sisters, our response?
nothing kills the momentum like a pokemon run
>>730305404I'm usually ok with pkm runs, but knowing they fucked Kizeron, D
>>730305404F
>>730305595That bearded fellow has terrible taste in tattoos.
>dono reader didn't understand it was all a bit because the runner didn't outright say it
>>730305404F. Very stupid how there are votes in both threads though.
>>730305471the run is underestimate by four minutes but they used a back up save so invalid run
can someone explain to me how did this event became troon infested?
>>730305404ZZZfucker cheated
>>730305340Like 90% of the event money is sponsers, government grants and corporations using it as a tax dump. That and the PCF literally funds GDQ, so they jusy cycle the money back and forth, given GDQ is the most attention PCF ever gets, it does make sense. It's basically a giant scam that dupes the retards (literally, the biggest doners are actually fucking retard lmao) into wasting their limited funds.
>>730305404Z
>>730305728>stupid there are 2 threads
Do not the "trans rights".
>>730305751trans people weren't ostracized by the socially awkward nerds. They then took advantage of the situation. pretty simple
>>730304217>>730304095
>thought I got home 5:00 into a fucking pokemon runoh thank god its a "showcase"
>>730305980is that wailord sick
>ERM MY FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS TRANS THEREFORE TRANS RIGHTSfuck off
what the fuck is this shit
I do not care for Pokemon speedruns
>>730306015Last run of the event is a pokeshit run too, you can't escape it forever anon
>>730306043Whatever it is, it's getting a fucking F
>>730305873
>>730305751Speedrunner = 10 times more likely to be Autist Autist = 10 times more likely to be Troon
>>730304837based clabe. he is too based for this tranny fest now.
POGGERS
how real is ace? are they really coding everything you see, or is there a trick to it like extra files?
>>730305404ZERO
Rate whatever the fuck this was
That took a day off my life
>>730306215F
>>730306215D
>>730306215DOUBLE ZERO
>>730306084
>>730306215Z
this run made my stepgrandkid's neighbor gay. fuck GDQ
FINALLY DONE
Can they just run a nintendo game GDQ and ban them from the egular event
>>730306215C because I will probably end up messing around with ace in hgss at some point
What, no "TRANS RIGHTS" message at the end? Can it even be considered a romhack?
>>730306338nintendo would probably dmca it, knowing them
>can't even enjoy dk64's music, have to listen to meme shitSigh
the orange haired woman... I'll take her for the night.
>>730306375I was really surprised at that, the amount of restraint it must have taken kek
isnt that chrono trigger
Think this thread will get recycled or new bread?
anyone else waiting for a potential upskirt
i thought they said they were speedrunning this checkpoint
>>730305404K.
Finally we can go back to having one thread
KungFuFruitCup!welll?
>>730306523The extended cut is 1 hour of theater kids!
>>730306523waiting for jaidlyn to take her shirt off
>>730306479we'll have 3 threads soon
>>730306568she looks great tonight
>>730306551i would like to lick her armpits
>>730306215K
dang gqd has grills like that questionemoji
why does Jaidlyn look like Shelly Duval
>>730306357Tell us when you do a run at GDQ and we'll cheer for you
I like how the Jew in the middle is just staring confused the whole time
>>730306627uncanny
>>730306479? We're not even halfway through
>>730306551love kffc
>>730301597>All lives matterNo.
>turn it off>chill on my balcony>drink some water>go back to computer>turn on stream>they're still yapping away
>kungfu wearing arm flab hidersSmart
>KFFC or Jaidlynthe great debate
I'm thinking of running Pokemon at GDQ
>>730306450I looked a bit at how ACE works/the guy who made it. He seems like an authentic early-2010s autist, who doesn't care about anything except glitches in pokemon. Don't go insulting him like this.(also ACE isn't really possible in HGSS I think. They just use real ace from DiPer, which can then send mystery gifts to other Gen 4 games containing the payload. So it's kinda cheating)
I'd prefer they skip MK64 unless summoning salt shows up
>>730306757can i choose suicide?
>>730306551Would
Wtf are those signs everyone is holding up
>>730306523His art is good but I feel like it's too unattractive to goon to
>>730306739>>730306604
The fuck is jokershellok
>>730306551bullying her nipples while balls deep
>Pokestein
>>730306782You're gay if you don't wanna fuck KFFC.
>>730306758mystery dungeoni wont accept mainline games
>>730306156I like that his chat never misses a chance to clown on gdq troonshttps://www.twitch.tv/calebhart42/clip/ShortSweetChinchillaSmoocherZ-6aqiIlB-59vCduIT
whats with the tranny shrek thing they're waving
Damn this remix is goodGrabbing these OC remixes are always my favorite part of GDQ
>>730306840lol
>>730306840We have to stop letting India on this site
>shovdaBack to your regularly scheduled trannies
>>730306825hunny i brought weeed
>>730306757KFFC was a bit of an uggo for a while but she's improved her looks recently. Jaidlyn just seems too dumb, like aggressively stupid. With kungfu you at least know she's an authentic gamer girl.
>>730306810Fuck I wish my arms were that big
>>730306818SMW romhack apparently.
>>730306825
>>730306782you can choose death by suffocation between jaidlyns thighs
>>730306840This but 15 years prior
>>730306850kek
Why are these fucks saying Y'ALL so much
>>730306840i might fuck her when she was younger and in shapenot this dumpy wine aunt that she is now
>>730306850wew
>>730306936Anything else and you’re cancelled
>Dk64>Race>Randomizer
Seriously does anyone else see the weird tranny signs in the front
>>730306872shovda lot of food in mouth
>>730306840
>>730306936black worship
>>730306960>Spike on Couch>GameAndRape as host
>>730306840What happened to standards? What happened to bare minimum?
>>730306850Gdq runners would be more like Wedge with long hair
Was this ACE showcase just a custom cartridge?
>>730306960do not the loli Ui
Some INCREDIBLE shell jumps
JokerShellOK is a kaizo SMW hack by the wayDon't get your hopes up
>>730306850based
>Your HOST: JD>THEY/SHE>that voice
>>73030684010 years ago KFFC for sure. Before she got fat.
>>730307012emus everywhere, but they can't show them
>>730306840yea I'd much rather fuck the polish twink instead
Is that a penguin with the trans flag those people are holding up
the games I want to watch like mario kart are always when its time for normal people to go to sleep. Fuck this fucking shit
>>730307046and its being run by a fat tranny.
>>730306938>>730306925You people calling her fat or whatever are the living embodiment of dude in pic related.
Crotch cam making a return?
>>730307046But will there be trannies playing or on the couchThat's what makes or break a run
>>730307028But that's what every Ui is for...
>>730306850>looks like a GDQ runnerWrong. Cloud is actually attractive when he wears a dress.
Why does /v/ never talk about Mika's game
>>730307069its shrek i think
>>730307108Gomi...
>>730307063Her being fatter is hotter.
>>730306850i remember he dropped a "kike" once on stream and went all oh no i didnt knew that was offensive
I guess this tranny announcer completely gave up on trying to sound feminine. And he always sounds like he's about to burst into tears.
>>730304837BUCK BROKEN
This host with the man voice is a She?
>>730301152Stale mig but I'm here.
>>730307092quit being pathetic. maybe try talking to a real woman. hell, even a t-girl.
Holy fucking SHIT
What the FUCK is that
shovda dilator in
wew
Tranny aside this run might be dece->Polycule joke right awayNvm...
What the fuck is that
>>730305404ZZZ for somnambulantAnything looking good tonight? I’m full up on sleep and ready for staying up all night
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING UNIT
>50 min estimatesee you in three hours gamers
>>730307142i used to think bastard wasn't a curse word until someone called me out on it so i understand
Oh you have got to be shitting me.They didn't even get the good SMW kaizo tranny to be on the couch, come on.
>join your polycule's terraria server
>>730304876and a pkm I actually like for funsies
lollmao
I need to know that lore behind the tranny penguin shreks
You've gotta be shitting me...
>romhack>tranniesnap time
Shovda tranny off a cliff.
In awe of the size of this lad(?).
>>730307184A being forsaken by god.
remember everyone we’re judging runs according to their own merit
Pete, please...
OH NO
KNEEL TO GENERAL SHOVDA OF THE IRON LEGION
Guys you're so obsessed lol why do you keep FORCING trannies to be on stage, are you secretly trannies yourselves or something loooooooooooool
I’m in awe at the size of this lad. What an absolute unit.
Christ
>>730307225she cute
>giant fat dude>she/hernah fuck this eventcan't endure any more of this fucking shit
god..they’re already talking about their polycule discord. Sometimes reality is too much for fiction.
based emo enjoyer
>RunnerBuilt like a person who wasn't hired to be the boulder in that one Indiana Jones movie.
>Trannies>Polycule>RomhackYeah, that's enough for tonight, back to StarRupture
>>730307258This but unironically (I don't practice what I preach)
At least I don't have to mute this.I can just cover up the camera.
>>730307258Tranny runs are instant ZZZ teir thoughbeit.
>>730307282He abandoned us long ago anon...
okay since this run is gay and aids im sure most of you will be playing vidya insteadwhat games are you guys playing?maplestory here
>>730307225tinkacute
CHOKED already
think they'll bring back cock cam for this run? also is he wearing the same fucking pants from three days ago what the fuck
runner is so fat
lol
i'm out, doodts
Chokekino inbound?
its kind of impressive just how many trannies are involved in speedrunning.Is the model train community like this as well?
And he fucking sucks to boot.
This stuff is pretty impressive, but yeah it does get old before 50 minutes are up.
these games are impressive until you realize the streamers who play these games grind for like 10 hours straight no breaks no eating no blinking. There's no creativity or problem solving, they're just brute forcing the level.
A MALE is playing this game.This MALE is playing with the game.See this fat MALE playing the Mario game.
Fangames should NOT be allowed
>already fucked up twice>NICELY DONE
>>730307207there was also a screencap of him saying nigger on discord when he alt tabbed for a split second
>>730307352
WHY ARE THEY ALL TRANNIES?
>>730307207I refuse to accept that cunt is offensive because it's so fucking weak as swearwords go.It doesn't even mean anything nasty.
>she/her>built like Recoome
Has this man no shame
...Is this whole hack just shell jumps?
It's Big Patty
Do we really need to explain the types of jumps in mario world to this audienceLike, did you even think
>>730307352GDQ must be putting estrogen in the hotels water or something
migging>>730305396>>730306246other thread's ratings
>>730307352>Is the model train community like this as well?It never used to be, a lot of boomers that were intensely autistic about it but got together to socialize, Wonder what its like these days
Dudes a fridge.
the godless GDQ nights hit different
SHOVDA THE DESTROYER. SIT DOWN PUNY MEN
these romhacks are hard to an unfun degreeits impressive to see people willingly playing them
>>730307401more like majin buu
>>730307417modern difficult indie platformer.jpeg
Oh it's this quarterbacker again. He was the couch for the SMW backwards let's play.
>>730307428yes they are all retards anon
>>730307401>>730307480Bacterian
I miss the angry german guy running boshi games...
>>730307401Bro what the fuck did Recoome do to you to make you insult him like that?
>>730307401>>730307480majin coom
Is this dude an offensive lineman? It's like the fish Patrick was strapped to during the Bikini Bottom Olympics
Why does GDQ allow such sexual deviancy to be displayed on screen for a family and brand friendly event? These aren't real transgender people, these are just people in their sexual fetish costumes.
>>730307476It's just rote execution of the same 5 techniques in marginally different variationsYou learn the beginner tech you can do anything being shown hereNo different than high level rhythm games, monkey see monkey do
>>730307312the long dead con artist was never doing shit for anyone but himself.
He looks like he has to take a shit every time he dies
I wish I could start my own event. No trannies. No hacks. No indie games. To name a few.
>>730307363I find streamers that go in blind on Super Expert levels more impressive.
Troon rage incoming.
>>730307570stop you're making gdq sound kinda based
She's a big girl
>kaizo shitugh.
>>730307582You mean She looks like she has to take a shit everytime she dies
I'm going to be honest she just looks like an ugly woman are we sure they are a tranny
>>730307582That’s just him restarting his heart.
how am I supposed to believe this person is a woman?
this is exactly the kind of creature i picture when i see anon gush over "gorilla" women
>>730307620bro
Nice tights faggot
>>730307607S-shovda please... Please don't steal my lunch again. I'll literally die if I miss my next meal
Just shave it off bro
this fucking guy looks like a lunch lady
>>730307620SHOVDA THE GENTLE FLOWER
>>730307584Add no runs over an hour.
GENDER'S COPYRIGHT FREE JULIAN. I CAN BE A WOMEN IF I WANT
>>730307638Erm you're supposed to enable their mentally ill delusions, bigot
>>730307620......take another look brother
>>730303275Speedruns are rated more on the context. If it takes a normal person 30 hours to complete a game, but a speedrunner can do it in 3, that's a speedrun.
CHOKE
this is pathetic
>>730307607>They/sheWhat the fuck does that meanIs that like she/they, only more special?
>>730307092lmao now that's a blast. That's me, back in 2007 when I was 19 lmao.This is aore recent photo for proof, amazing what some exercise and dropping the mountain dew can do eh?
>>730307528This new guy looks more like Recoome. At least on top of his head.
>guy fucking up countless times during the story nice letsplay
DAT ASS
What in the actual fuck
>tranny needs someone else to beat the level
Let's pass it off to the guy that can't do the level
>>730307679is this photoshopped like that one korean esports gamer that was posted here oftenis this from this year?
rate your lives so far
>>730307352my gf's sister is into model trains and surprisingly its not the autistic one
>>730307679Kek
>embarrassed by dying here>not embarrassed for being a dude pretending to be a woman that wears a bra and calls himself a woman.Yikes.
comfy chokekino
>>730307574its many hours of repetition without any feeling of reward for completing it being able to practice this requires high levels of insanity
This is not fast at all
lmao they changed the names but not the pronouns
Troon humiliation ritual
>>730307682It's not meant to be a mohawk?
>>730307701Fucking crying
sexy runner honestly. a girl that also plays games? my lord, she's after my own heart
>>730307750Nah bro. Recoome has more hair.
>>730304391
what did they mean by this?
Do the fucking jump rightFuck
>>730307570>these are just people in their sexual fetish costumes.Anon, you just described all trannies
NICE CHOKE
WHY DOES HE REFUSE TO DO IT THE CORRECT WAYTRANS ROOOOIGHTS
Kaizos are so dumb to show on an event like this, you can't really portray the real difficulty of these games unless you actually play them and instead just see a dumbass jumping on shells that while he may be good at the game it still just not interesting. This is almost as retarded as that old 2P Ikaruga TAS they did years ago.These showcases are pure ego stroking so they can go back home and fap with their discord friend about their "skill".
>>730307803Congrats on the transition beekay!!!
>>730307772F for fucking useless
Did he even practice this?
Jim Sterling lookin ass
> hey let's get a regular player to try kaizosure
>Shovda>He/HimFinally, some honesty
>>730307813Jealous of those forearms
this is like missing free throws in front of the whole school in high school
>>730307746this is unethical psychic warfare
The problem with representation right here. Put the tranny on stage even though they suck. Plenty of kaizo streamers like dawildgrim could beat this with their eyes closed, but he's a white male
CHOKING
>>730307772D
What kind of humilation ritual is this?
I just tuned in. wtf this guy doing
why did they bring this guy in just to get skillmogged
Average games done queerly, Jesus christ what's the point of this humiliation ritual.
>>730307831
>>730307442
Aiight I'm out.
OH NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>paying to see this
>>730307442post Cosmo visits /v/
What an incredible guest player..I think the troon might be better
ok quick question for anons who might care more about speedrunningif you have a "game" (mod) like this where theres exactly one optimal route to take when playing the game, for instance you HAVE to do a specific sequence of jumps to cross every single gap, is there even a point to playing it as a speed game? if you take something like the original mario, there's a question of whether to get mushrooms, which routes to take over blocks, what worlds to visit, but if it's just a sequence of premade inputs that you always do then what exactly is the point of it as a speedrun?
>>730307584So do it. Ain't nothing stopping you.
>>730307831shovda balls
when i think speedrunning i think handing off the controller to another person to slowly do more attempts. also lmao "women" kaizo players
>>730307772D+it's had its ups and downs, mostly downsright now in my mid 30s is a pretty low point if i'm being real
>>730307770Apparently he has some kind of degenerative disease or something
did the fat troon suck so bad they had to replace it
Hey pal, I don't know if you know this but this isn't the practice room, you're on the main stage.
I genuinely can't tell which one is supposed to be the She/Her
impressive-ly shitty performance
how wide would their kids be?
NINTENDO DMCA THIS ROMHACK AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>730307891Random dude from the street ran in and stole the controller.
>>730307831KEK
Idk bros this is kino
>>730307849Kaizo is still less hard on average than Iwbtg fangames but the tranny content creator circlejerk wants people to believe otherwise
>>730307923It would fail horribly. Gdq is the epitome of what people actually want
>>730307772like a c+, by all accounts im a loser but my gf is pretty amazing, my health for the most part is fine, I dont have any like trauma my child hood and stuff was mostly fine
Put pokemon back on im sorry
>>730307878Well, Shovda is also a white male.
>>730307803>>730307831Unintentional GDQ kino
>>730307772ZZZ
>>730307770 it's from a run this morning, not shopped
>>730307904Execute the tech crew, and shoutouts to them.
Oh man ....
What? What does that even mean
>>730307869we need to figure out who did this to celebrate them after they're banned
>>730307948Are those the KPop demon hunters?
>>730307831BUSTED
>>730307613for jew
>>730307746And to think she probably pulls dudes much hotter than you. Stay mad, hippie.
>>730307772B I'm enjoying myself
>>730307831Incoming bluesky rant about being misgendered by GDQ staff and demanding their cancellation
wait, what the fuck.That guy with a bald spot and a beard is a she/her?Are you fucking kidding me?
>>730307934my condolences, genuinelybeing comically skinny sucksused to be me
that joke he made after he finished the level was a good one
How over estimate we looking boys?
>>730307772F
>>730307772B+, closing in on A
>>730307998i miss free chat
>>730307998Clown World
>This whole shitshow
God damn that was pretty slick
>>730307934degenerate disease indeed
miggity moogity>>730300535>>730300535>>730300535
>>730308032Banned
>just tuned in>some dude playing kaizo>sweet>dono message about how good it is to see a woman in kaizo >wat>look at the pronouns Wait. What?
>>730307904TRANNIES ABOUT TO EXPLODE ON BLUESKY
I'm enjoying this run ngl. It feels kinda old school
>>730308013guaranteed transbian
>>730307998That was the saddest run I've ever seen. If you can call it a run.
>>730307772C-I feel like D is suicidal tier and I still have a slight reason to live, but when that's gone I'm definitely falling below the threshold.
I know a lot of old runners won't ever go to GDQ again, but have any of them explicitly said it was because of the trannys?
I haven't been watching a single fucking run this year, I'm burnt out of ADGQ with their cringe mannerisms and their trannies. I might watch for the horrible games marathon.How is it this year?
These fucking trannies, not only did they pick a normie ass shell hack, they also let that fat fuck shovda have another run
>>730308013pulls them in for a chokehold yeah
>>730307831KEK gdq apology incoming
>>730308065mods, ban this shit
>>730308093Probably the worst so far
>>730308032I think it went right over this thread's head lol
>>730308065still page 2. moron
>>730308024that was a glitchcurrently far left bald with beard is "they/them" and waving a flag around in the backgroundguy actually playing is "she/her"donation host is "they/she">3 out of 5
>>730307772D+
>>730307916The vast majority of speedruns are just sequences of exact inputs with zero variation. SMB1 is literally down to a science.
>>730308093>I'm burnt out of ADGQ with their cringe mannerisms and their tranniesI got some bad news...
>>730307830better late than neverthanks anon
>>730308093terrible threads are still a good time though
>>730307772A-
>>730307831Hol upWe got someone on the inside?
>>730308138I missed it what was the joke?
>>730308024>>730308147What an absolute unit.Also where's the AI peter poster? This is HIS time.
>>730307916There are games that are long and hard enough that even the WR runs have some deaths. In that respect, the 'speedrun' is still a valid competition for fewest deaths, similar to a Guitar Hero leaderboard.There's also the fact that you never know what skips/timesaves might exist that you just haven't found yet. In that case it might be a little optimistic to speedrun it, but that might be the groundwork that leads to a real speedrun being born, right? You never know.(most horror game speedruns fit this criteria just as well as kaizo romhacks, by the way)
>>730308093Feels like more trannies than ever this year
>>730308091yeah, I rated myself a D, and I think it's life a lot of people would consider killing themselves if they were living ityet I soldier on
>>730308093I think last SGDQ was indescribably bad, this hasn't reached those levels but it's mostly just boring. Believe it or not they're not shouting >trans rightsas much, and it's still excessive.
>>730307772C right nowMight upgrade to a B when i get a house later this year
>>730308152okay but my point is that for a real speedrun you actually have to determine that sequence of inputs, maybe do routing, weigh doing certain things, doing skips, etc. but if the game is literally predesigned to only be beaten with a minimum number of inputs then it's not really a speedrun its just playing the game normally
>>730307772C
>>730308172i doubt you're a billionair
>>730308013?
>>730307772A, it had some shitty moments especially inthe middle, but the start was amazing and things are steadily improving
>>730307998It's hard to accept but these were still the good years, it's all been downhill since
>>730308236buy a house or you're homeless now?
>>730307916I suppose perfect execution is a fair thing to strive for, like how in Sonic 1 there's a frame perfect route in Green Hill Zone that for a long while was TAS only until an autist managed to hit every bounce and was like the only one in the world for a while able to do it. I guess this is arguably the same kinda deal
>>730308093It's hit a CRITICAL mass of troons.
>>730307831Awww shit Sent is getting fired
>>730308249well as you can see from this run doing it right the first time isn't exactly easy
>>730307772Unironically HH
I've got chocolate milk
>>730308317fired on his day off, no less
>>730307772B or A, I'm pretty happy right now.
>>730307772the low ratings to this are making me sad
>>730307998Was this why freechat was disabled
>>730307772A and I have no friends, no job, no gf. I just like fapping, eating sugar, watching anime and playing games.
>>730307772Hrmm, maybe like a B? It's ok, and I think it might be getting better. This time next year it'll be either S or Z tho.
>>730308334yeah but then that just makes it a difficult game, not a speed game. I'm just nitpicking over nothing really but it seems kind of weird for the only aspect of the speedrun being how few times you fail the levels
My tolerance for cringe has evaporated, I can't watch GDQ unmuted anymore
This doesn't look fun at all
>>730308298used to rent, tried to get a condo back when rates were like 3% but kept getting bought outmoved back in with the folks to house sit while the prep to move back to their home country since they retiredi have acquired enough savings and income to own a home in my area, or buy my folks place off them
>>730308249I don't disagree with your point but if a game where you're guaranteed to die thousands of times can be beaten in like 50 deaths that's objectively a speedrun
>>730308093Even the shit games block was terrible. The shit games weren't that interesting and it was hard to see when it began or ended.
>"Hmmm, let's see what's happening with AGDQ this year.">Immediately hit with a SHE/HER gorgan beast tranny on the screenWhat the fuck
>>730307772B on paper. F in the feels
The anonymous donations coming in to raise $15,000 in an hour for mario kart
>>730308389This except replace sugar with spicy food and I leave the house like once a week to buy groceries
>>730308389based life enjoyer
>>730307772>>730307772D+ I'm not homeless and I know where my next meal is coming from. I'm also "not" broke if there is a game I want to buy I can purchase it without checking my balance.
>>730308432How the fuck did you save up for a house in 2026?
>>730308389>I just like fapping, eating sugar, watching anime and playing games.Fucking based.
>>730308464I don't know why anons here keep giving GDQ so much money.
genuinely the only good kaizo runs are the team races
>>730308464>And from Anonymous, a $5,000 donation!!!
Just donated 15k.. anon is gonna be so mad
>>730308438Anon, isn't the shit game block tonight?
>>730307772CNot quite living up to the "gifted kid potential" I was labeled with growing up, but at least I'm not homeless and I've got friends I'm still in touch with regularly. Could be much worse.
>got a little time for some more?>Nope.I kekd
>>730304789beal
>>730307772D right now, ZZZ when my savings run out (in 3-5 years). I'll never own a house or be able to retire or anything like that so it's the Hemingway retirement plan.
>>730308547It never ended.
>step in>tranny>step back>hours pass>step back again>another trannyare you kidding me? 2% of population btw
>>730307772A, just about the only aspects of my life that aren't good are that I am overweight with no gf. In all other respects I am doing just fine, I have thousands saved up with a good job, I am smart enough, and I am optimistic and enjoy living. Once I fix my weight this year it'll be an S and once I get a gf it'll be SSS
>>730308507By living with his parents for free did you read his post?
>>730308438You're thinking of the science block yesterday The shit block doesn't start till tonight with Yogi Bear
>>730307772Honestly B or A even though I barely have sex, have no friends, terrible social skills, and am not that smart. I feel there's just so much bullshit going on these days it's a miracle I don't have any life drama, live in my own apartment, and make an okay income. Can't complain too much.
>>730308585this run is pretty impressive desu but v will never admit it
>>730307772ZZZI fucked my life up irreparably years ago and haven't had the guts to kms yet
>>730308582why did he ate the controller?
It's weirding me out that he's wearing a bra
>>730308585not 2 % of the speedrunning population, though
Did announcer just call SHOVDA a HE?
we're only halfway through this shit
>>730307772I would rate my life an A and anytime I feel lower than that I remind myself I have a lot of privileges others don't like living in a nice neighborhood and having most of my family close to me
>>730308507for one, my folks didn't charge rent even though i offeredthey just use my amazon and i set up their internet and pci was also promoted twice in the time since i moved back inbuttcoin also took off again
>>730308598I've been doing that all my life and I didn't save shit. Must be nice in Switzerland or wherever the fuck.
Alright... this tranny can mario...
>>730308384Life is suffering
>>730308093It's let's plays and shit games
women are so good at video games, look at her go
where's Shoujo
>>730307772B. could be better but could certainly be worse
>>730308585They're all here at GDQ
>>730308695uh huh...
>>730308389You must be under 25. Not trying to insult you, because that was the last time I could function like that.
>>730308637I was just thinking the same thing
>>730308687i hope things improve for you :((
>the most skilled gamer at GDQ is Ms fucking Doubtfire
>>730308672Where do you work? If you have a decent salary in America and live free with your parents then you have no excuse. Now if you work at the gas station then I get it.
>>730308637i agree. they are so talented at this run that i am considering referring to them as a she
>>730308669Oh so you have some bullshit nepo baby job, gotcha.
>>730307772Z I hope I make it into the 27 club
>>730307046>>730307614smw enjoyer herei hate how every other fucking hack is a kaizotrial and error bullshit that completely misses the point of what made the original game funit makes the actual good vanilla-style hacks far and few, there's some really great ones out there yeah but you have to dig through all the kaizoshit uploaded to smwc by the dozens
>>730308547Aww fuck, the one night I feel tired and want an early night
I wonder what the practice room is like at GDQ, so much shit has probably happened there over the years that isn't documented anywhere besides offhand comments during runs
reminder that tranny runs are instant Z teir.
>shit on RPGlimitbreak pity hour>take part in the /gdq/ pity hour discussionfags
>>730308637yep, this is legit a good run
>last level>25 min to finishhmmm....I am noticing
>>730308585 If it's 2% and 50% ack themselves then shouldn't it really be 1%?
Touhou music hijack lol
>>730307772chartfag, be sure to include the rate results for this one Anon's Life 2026
>>730308750kek
OOOOOOOOOORB
>>730307772CI wasted my 20s but my 30s have started out great. I would be at A-tier if I hadn't wasted 10 years of my life periodically being a NEET and fucking around.
>tranny keeps fucking upJust fuck this shit up
>>730308796At least this one is good at playing the video game
>>730308809lol I had the same thought. Get ready for 30 minutes of kaizo mario trivia
>>730308795Imagine the smell
>>730308750Yeah I can't lie, this dude is super good.
TRANS. RIGHTS.
>>730308775The silver lining to your sentiment is that there are like 500 vanilla hacks worth playing and technically more if you count SMBX
TRANS F*CKING RIGHTS YALL
the h
>>730308796as if I could forget.listen, Uther, there's something about the plague you should know
TRANSRIGHTSTRANSRIGHTSTRANSRIGHTSTRANSRIGHRS SHUUUT UUUUUUUUUP
>so many donations>last level before the incentive must be met
>>730308637It's literally just memorizing button presses and timings. There's no adaptation or improvisation at all. You could train a monkey to do this.
Z
>>730308860doesn't matter.
>>730308765no i work a warehouse job, dangerous goods and complianceturns out if you can rub two braincells together and have good memory of international regulations, you can get pretty far
>>730308637>>730308806I can admit it, HE is very skilled. Its a good run.
>trans rights banner replaced the timer
And chuds will still act like women can't be good at games.
trans ROIGHTS
where's chart
>>730308919She is very skilled. SHE. SHE. Shova goes by she/her
>>730308886call agent Y
I'm done
>>730308931It takes a real man to be the best female gamer
>>730308585>2% of population btwspeed running tend to be autistic, more autists are trans
>>730308957shova your dick in "her" pussy then
>>730308969>>730308969>>730308969
>going slow is a good thingspeedrunning?
>>730308920It's been a feature for a year or two, if someone hasn't said trans rights in a while it'll show up in the banner
That's it? Lmao
>>730308920
why is /v/ so mad a tranny is better at vidya than them
>>730307772F for female
i thought autists were supposed to be intelligent. How come none of them find it weird that so many of them have been groomed into trooning out?
Can't stop walking around my apartment saying TRANS ROIGHTS HOOYIPP because of this thread I laugh every time.
>20 minutes under estimate
>>730308919>woman plays better video game than chud>chud must misgender the woman to feel betterpathetic
>>730308637>>730308919There's no skill involved, it's pure memorization from grinding the same level for 50 hours. Anyone can do the same
what I don't understand is when these people hate their real self so much why show their ugly bodies to the whole wide world like this instead of just hiding behind an anime avatar or something. at least vtubers can get away with the illusion
We are $1000 away from $7000 raised for Mario Kart 64
>>730308803different people, different audiences broThose threads must suck if anons are even more vitriolic than the ones already pissed off here
i'm out
>it's another troon therapy session
>>730308957My native language doesn't believe in pronouns or assigning gender for a table. Sex and gender are also the same word.
>everyone clap before you get banned
I have to admit that was some entertaining bing bing wahoo.
games?
>>730309015same reason they don't realize when they get groomed into being chuds
>>730309038The people in these very threads are the ones shitting on the RPGlimitbreak pity party, including today.
>>730309028the funny thing is most of the biggest vtubers historically have turned out to be conventionally attractive people
>>730309115Ghoulish
>>730309115After all this time, I still don't know why they did this
>That was jew though
>that was JEW... the... j... you....what did he mean by this
>>730309115hot
>>730308803>nonny is still seething about thatits been two years, get over it
cool it with the antisemitism
>>730309229Advertising for all the homies in the buildin'
>>730309232>>730309253Yeah, what DID he mean by that?
>>730308969>>730308969>>730308969mig now while you can.
What the fucm is limitbream pityhour
>>730303076facts
trans ROIGHHHTTTTTS
