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MOVE FASTER POKEY
How are they going to stall for the bonus game?
Migging
I do not care for kaizoshit
>20 minutes under estimateAPOLOGIZE
Jim Sterling speedrunner
what right do we advocate for here on /v/?
is her name shovda because she shoved da whole 'za in her mouth?
I rate it a C
>it's that a mentally ill person!?>OMG, YOU ARE THE BEST SWEETIE, YOU ARE THE WORLD *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
RATE THE RUN
Watching and GDQ and complaining about trannies is like ordering a burger and complaining about bread
>>730309056D
>>730309032the rightto PAARRRRTTYYYYYYYYYYY
>>730309056I'll be generous and give him a D (not in that way)
>>730309056C
>>730309056Why?
who is this guy and why has he been forced on us for the past couple gdq's?
>>730309016More kaizo levels, obviously.
>>730309032The right to cute Leas
>>730308969Anyone else got 10+ mil from crypto and doesn't know what to do with it? I just don't get it, what do people spend money on?
>>730309056ZNot a speedrun
>>730309056A, I liked it a lot.
>>730309056A
>>730309056ZZZwhat run? was barely a run
This level is like a parody of modern kaizo design
>>730309056I'll give it a B because in a day of overestimates he finished quickly
>>730309056B
>>730309056Z
someone post the chart so I can go find an actually good run BEFORE I PULL PUT MY GRANDPAS SHOTGUN AND BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT
imagine if society cheered on anorexia or schizophrenia in this manner.
>>730309056B they were pretty good
I've migged too many times..my body is losing form and shape
>>730309032out of actual rights, free speech obviously or this place doesnt existout of made up rights like trans rights, i dunno something like being able to shitpost and goon to hentai or something
>>730309052The way they clapped and cheered seemed especially over energetic and patronising kek
>>730309056D for boring kaizoshit
>>730309056C+ average could have been better
Why doesnt 'Gay Rights' get spammed and have a flashing banner? Doesn't seem very diverse that 'Trans Rights' gets its on unique and special preferential treatment.
>>730309056ZZZ
>>730309000Wait didn’t that guy come out as trans recently?damn…!
>>730309056D. Really hated having Recoom on the couch failing a level 500 times. SMW kaizo is cool tho.
>>730309056CVery impressive and active enough it kept my eyes on the game where everything was mostly normal.But we've seen enough of these over the years. They're just another TAS block at this point, which again is a real compliment to the players but it's just dull.
>>730309056BWould be an entertaining run but minus points for the trans shit
>>730309163Actually yeah, I haven't seen Chart Anon all day.Did he get banned or something?
>>730309056C kinda anticlimactic
>>730308969I migged in my pants.
>>730309150it really is>yeah I just whipped this up in an evening while watching a movie lolyeah
>>730309056B, dont like these kinda runs but it was skillful
>shovda... H-shes a wonderful speedrunner and an inspiration and and>*snarl*>Uh-uh a-and SHE makes this a s-safe place for all everyone a-a-and->*growwwl*>SHES AN INSPIRATION AND AMAZING AND-NO WAIT PLEASE NO>SHOVDA SMASH!!>WAIT STOP N- AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Miggy Shiggy!
migging
>>730309149Inner beauty is a hoax. Beautiful people are also beautiful on the outside.
>>730309056ZZZ. Trannies get Z, no exception, no mercy
>>730309056I'll give it an Athat tranny can definitely Maro, finished 20 minutes underestimate. But they do these kaizo runs every year and they just aren't speedruns.
>>730309190It's Proton Claire now.....
>20 minutes under estimate>Now 9 minutes under estimateScheduling gonna FREAK
>>730309056F
>>730309056Z dogshit
when was the last time you were genuinely impressed with a kaizo mario run the whole way through
>that was J-JEW though, JewWhat did he mean by this?
Friendly reminder that MK64 isn't going to be a speedrun OR a showcase
>$2,500 donation
is Nichole there yet
>>730309056A, insane performance
>>730309056B for skill. Watch it on mute.
>>730309056Cspitefullyit was genuinely impressive gameplay even if i dislike the person in the chair
>>730309239Based
Looks like you won't raise the money in time for your little Mario Kart run, Mr Wright.
>>730309056D-
TRANCE RIGIHTS Y'ALL
Can I... can I...get a.... aTRANS ROIGHTS HOOOYIIIPPP
>>730309294Banned. Due to the porn.
>>730309272Last time implies there was a first time
>>730309294yeah she's coming
>>730309287Yeah this one is gonna be a giga Z for me. Literally just gonna be 4 autists playing Mario kar multiplayer
>>730309056ANot too much tranny shilling, good execution, hard game. dunno what everyone's so pissed about.
>lets just continually run romhacks until we hit incentivesasuga very subtle
These kind of runs used to be interesting 10 years ago but once you've seen one, you've seen all
This tranny is an absolute UNIT. The fact it's trying to appear feminine just highlights the masculine traits
>if you want to start playing kaizoNo thanks, I value my time and play good respectful game design
>when GDQ was MALE dominated there were constant fumos and even a touhou block each year>now theres nothing related to touhouwhat happened...?
Any miggers here?
>>730309342That's a mod. Tekken girls don't have visible muscles.
>>730309338post a good track or youre a fucking POSER
How many shitty little runs is this brick shithouse of a tranny gonna do?
>>730309389my life is a kaizo romhack already
>>730309086Burgers always had bread, though
>>730309190TROON FASTER POKEY
>>730309056SSS trans rights
where are all the usual kaizo mario suspects?
>>730309342why is everyone hating on t8 btw, i only play sf so i dont get it
>>730309163
WHERE ARE THE CHARTS
>tranny gets to do two more runse n d i t
>>730309382More or less.
>>730309401Ikea sharks are allowed I think.
>trans rights!>trans rights!>trans rights!This is for cancer, right?
Do people genuinely like these types of runs/showcases? I feel like a boomer, I just don't understand the appeal of watching TAS and game mode edits.Whats wrong with playing the original game fast?
>>730309419>Anon had to learn cape physics just to get to school
>>730309320Ignore her Phoenix! Don't worry I just called Maya to get my credit card, stall them!
>>730309032Freedom of expression, aka shitposting
>>730309445>>730309446embarrassing..
>the host is they/she and sounds like a black man to me
>>730309376>okay I think that's it-->person in ear piece mutters KEEP STALLING>okay no problem uhhh
>>730309425you control the food you order
>>730309401zun literally decapitated transwomen in the middle of akihabara after deadnaming and misgendering them
>>730309445What went wrong with Bloons?
Who's your favourite vtuber?
>>730309445>>730309446
>>730309401They banned fumos
>>730309462oh anon this event has been hijacked for a long time.
>>730309445ok so the singular only run worth watching here is amnesia and even then most anons only gave it a bFUCK
>>730309272I like watching thab but it’s really hit a point where these levels don’t look fun, it’s just memorization
>>730309387shovda pizza into his face one too many times
>>730309469kek
>>730309496but i didn't order a burger
>>730309445What the fuck is that American Truck rating??..
>>730309518>phone poster
>>730309462It's for pamphlets.
>>730309513vtubers are for normalfags
>>730309445>183 votes for truck simfucking samefag trannies REEEE
migged
>>730309467It's solely there for the sake of variety and "community" aka a diverse circlejerk. GDQ for years has phased out classic runs and categories in order to chase this rabbit of novelty. Ironically, it backfired and now the new things they showcase all seem to follow a very rigid formula.
what happened with bill nye and battlefront?>>730309445
>>730309163Path of Exile 2 was fun.
>>730309419I'm going to kill you.
>>730309412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-OyF3btQdY
>>730309513
>Randomly teleported in that last stagewhat
>>730309584No it wasn't.
>>730309445Is the nuked to shit run actually a New Vegas run?
Is it ogre yet
HER RUNHER VENUE
>>730309523Crash 3 was really good too
>>730309551
Who wants to watch four random people play mario kart casually? What
i wish i was girl
>>730309243>>730309190>>730309000I can't believe this isn't just /v/ fucking with me, wow.
>>730309582total tranny annihilation
>>730309564is that gorgc
>>730309445the hell is that bill nye one
>>730309582it was like a tranny block, tiresome
>>730309626Part of me wonders if they're actually professional VS mode autists and this is like the FGC of Mario Kart
>those trans flagswtf is that about?
>>730309606It's probably a troll. You go for the spark spin jump and you die.
Shovda dick up his ass lmao
>>730309582Didn't watch Bill Nye but the tranny playing Battlefront messed up the final level and they were already overestimate so they just gave up
Just stop.
wait did they meet the incentive? i thought they still had $3000 to go
Just got here. Why are they throwing things into the schedule? Not even speedruns?What are they stalling for this time...?
>>730309513kys
TRANS RIGHTS!!!!!!
I was eating and the first thing I walk into is seeing Bubbles in drag
CAN WE GET A TRANS F*CKING RIGHTS YALL? HOOOOOOOYP
>>730309550Some anons thought it was a cringe kino. It had one funny moment and that's it.
>Disney's 102 DalmationsHoly fuck my favorite game
>mario slop>mario kart lets play>DK64 randomizer racefollowed by>awful block
>>730309670it's greta
>>730309626>Who wants to watch I ask this about 75% of the games being played past few events. It feels such pointless filler just to make it run around the clock.
I love watching them raise 10,000+ dollars within ~5 minutes of them needing it and then the tracker just flatlines after the goal is hit.
>>730309445Pretty solid event overall, definitely better than last years.
you motherfuckers you are hitting US primetime why are you setting up a fucking MK64 fuckaround friend lobby
>>730309705real women hate catcalling
>>730309582>>730309702it was the same thing with bill nye, unbelievably
>>730309440I still play and enjoy T8 but it's mostly because Bandai is greedy as shit. Even more so than Capcom.
>>730309740>awful blockThat's just the rest of the event.
>>730309689I prevent cancer, silly!
Primetime and bingshitName a more iconic duo
>>730309513Either Buffpup or Filian
>>730309529Fat men should not be allowed to transition
>DK64 coming up soonNICE!>4 player randomizer racen-nevermind
>>730309294Who
wait a minute... that hat..
the phrase "trans rights" gives me psychic damage whenever I hear it now
>>730309626>one hour longend it
>>730309490Did nobody else notice this or what's going on here?
DISCOUNT CHUNKY KONG
Why do they talk more about trans people than cancer?
>>730309635God I fucking wishI reallllllly fuckin wish I was joking
Ratings don't matter, free yourself from the burden
>>730309679Point-and-click let's play that managed to DNF
y'aaaaaaaaaallllll
>>730309503you joke, but he stated that there are no gay people in gensokyo, which to these kinds is as good as doing a real genocide
>>730309813yep unbanned so they dont end themselves
The non-run block
>>730309707it's always insane to me how they'll stall and squeal for a money incentive then five mins later >we've just got a new incentive openand it doesn't fatigue these donators
>TRANS DONE QUICK
You know, I'd bet I could speedrun Megaman 4 in a week
>>730309828It didn't use to be this way
>>730309513Kizuna AI.
>>730309828Cancer people are real cancers.
>>730309819I have the stream muted
>>730309670holy shit it looks like him
>>730309684That sounds like it'd be sick. I'd watch a professional VS Mode Mario Kart tournament.
>>730309513I don't like or watch vtubers but I like the design of this one very much
>>730309056so fun out of ten :3
>>730309687please tell me the one on the right has a penis (and left doesn't)
I haven't been here for a minute, how the fuck do I get around this new fucking captcha.
>>730309705Number 1. That didn't happenNumber 2. That definitely didn't happen Number 3. If the construction part happened, they did it in disbelief at a tranny
>>730309828It's about cancer preventation. Dying early prevents cancer.
>>730309863What did she get banned for
>>730309887prob best idea might do the same
>>730308969I love speedruns
>>730309467I only enjoy the horror/awful block, but at least it isn't another 2025 PC shovelware that makes up 95% of the event. It's not as esoteric as randomizer garbage that is going to ruin DK64, at least you can follow it.
>>730309740it's interesting to me seeing posts like this because this lineup of games is what I have been looking forward to the most
>>730309828Cancer?
>>730309919hats got banned because some runners wore a bunch of maga hats
>>730309876giga fucking based. Respect to the OG.
>>730309828trans rights is like the opposite of the N word. Its a completely safe word that forces a positive response or else the listener gets in trouble. Its like a grenade in halo, annoying people just throw it out because you can't do anything about it. They are allowed to be as irritaing as possible and you just have to take the grenade.
>yallSHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>730309843>RosalinaWHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
GDQ has probably done more damage to the public perception of trannies than anything else. They take what's supposed to be a cancer charity event and turn it into a trans rally. It also reveals that almost every troon is just a big ogre who calls himself she
TRANS RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIGHTS
>>730309906Read the instructions carefully on each individual one also you're training AI every time you solve one
you guys playing any vidya?
>>730309947why would you look forward to a DK64 randomizer race?
>>730309056>constant fuckups, borderline lets play>Kaizo cringeshit with savestates everywhere>the vile beast assaulting my eyesF, because they at least finished it
>>730309272Cool or Cruel and Mario must dieAnd it was mostly because the tricks there were really cool to watch + elder god tier ost choices
>>730309919Being an attention whore.
>>730309919Attentionfagging with the stupid flippy hat in the front row She had a mental breakdown on twitter over it and they instantly unbanned her
>>730309828i wish there was a tally of cancer being mentioned in donos vs trans rights. not to mention the incentive names, not a single cancer themed one compared to the tranny namesit wouldnt even be a contest. maybe one of these companies would wake up with the data in front of them like that
>>730309828GIVE THEM HUMAN RIGHTS!TRANS LIVES ARE REAL LIVES
Trans rights are human rights
one must imagine the speedrunner happy
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730309894Based art hoe enjoyer
>>730309973Microsoft sam is the OG
The reason some trans people don't bother to look all that feminine or lose weight or whatever is because there's an idea that trans identity is in between male and female, but still different from non-binary and ultimately leaning towards femme. In other words a lot of trans people want to make half-assing it into their identity. This is why gender fluid discourse died so quickly because queer people were starting to make laziness into a movement. Video games.
>>730309947You've been looking forward to mario kart 4P versus race? I love me a good mario kart speedrun but this is literally just four people that are good at mario kart sitting down to play mario kart against each other.
>>730309994I'm falling asleep like an old man. Help
>>730309467>the appeal of watching TASTASsing at least has a point. It's the theoretical perfect run.
why are the most interesting and funny games at night when normal peopel are going to sleep because they have work tomorrow?
Host is a tranny? Doo sounds like more of a man than all the battyboy hosts who are literal gay stereotypes
>>730309828One of them is incurable
discuss
>>730309978I grew up in Texas and fucking hated this word since I was a kidI've just loved seeing it picked up everywhere by people terrified of referring to a group as "guys" even though my female neighbors do it more than I do
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH
Look at all those beautiful women!
>turn on stream>see thatFHHBAAHAHAHAHAAHA WHAT THE FUCK
>>730309843How do all these people have so much money :(
what in the sweet merciful fuck is this
oh god
Do you ever wonder if the actual trans people at these events are sick of hearing TRANS RIGHTS every five seconds and just find it patronizing?
>>730309705AIIIEEEEEEEE
SPEAKING OF TRANNIES
couldn't even get one woman for this ad.
woah... my boner... those femme fatales... my boner is growing...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh my god what is this
EWWWWWWW
What in the fuck
>>730309947honest question: Why?Romhacks and randomizers require you to be intimately familiar with the original game to be remotely interesting, and Kaizos are only fun the first time before you know their gimmick and they get dull to watch.
That's a man
what le fuck
I,d fuck the one on the right.
>tab back in to see what's going on>>>
jesus fucking christ turn this shit off
uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh>uplift women>not a single woman in the entire commercial
This is hilarious lmao
I'm a skinny manlet going through twinkdeath and I still look better than all these trannies
What are we even doing anymore /v/ros
I wonder what kind of viewership GDQ would get if they ditched all HYUUUUP RIGHTS shit and played the games ESA plays
CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
you know it smell crazy in there
what the fuck
>>730310047>It's the theoretical perfect runTAS block at GDQ hasn't been about this though. I love watching TAS debuts but GDQ TAS block is always "we did something funny with the inputs like drawing the mona lisa as an answer to a brain age question, or used ACE to create a driver using the SNES Broadband Adapter and displayed the twitch chat LIVE in mario world!"
>this ad
these are someones sons...
Kek
The anglosphere is sick beyond redemption
>Ad for the female only event is literally all trannies
>womens speedrunning event ad>four trannies on the couch
I HATE GDQ I HATE GDQ I HATE GDQ
there are literallly no women in this promo. is this a shitpost?
>>730310000I just like N64 games and awful block in general. I like browsing steam by new releases and playing the shittiest indie games imaginable or older games that weren't highly rated
>female centred speedrun event>all tranniesridiculous desu, the event now is all transwomen anyway
>promoting a women-only event
What the fuck is happening?
video games?
Dear god what IS that thing?
>Frost Fatales>in March>hosted in a place that has no winter
>Remember to take HRTs ad
>>730310074I want to see the dalmatians one because it's going to be a Trainwreck
>>730310074>102 Dalmatians>4 hours from nowGod damn it that's going to be one of the SSS runs and I'll be out cold at that point.
please quality webm guy please give us cuts from that segment
fucking parody man, what the fuck
>women play video games too, not just men! Plenty of women love gaming!>turns out its all just men in dressesI have seen maybe 3 actual women at this event
>CLAP NOW
>no women in the whole adthey had to know what they were doing, this is a psyop of some kind
can't wait for the girls
Uhhhhhhh, THAT just happened.
>>730310162It would go down because you'd be lying if the residents of this thread dont only watch it to hate watch because of their distaste of trans people
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE
Wow they couldnt even get KFFC or Frozenflygone to do the ad
>>730310182Literally the face I made
was an actual jumpscare jesus christ
>>730310196
/v/ use to be pretty left wing. It's sad that so many sharty showed up to ruin comfy gdq threads
>>730310094absolutely not. anyone who comes to an event like this and openly says they are trans and not just the other gender needs constant external validation. Without other people telling them they are right they will wither like a plant without water.
>>730309994im about to go play shanghai exe
>>730310174yawn. wake me up when woman is farting
>>730309032The right to call anyone we want any slur we want in any game we want
>>730310050Idk but it fucking PISSES me off... can we get awful block at a normal time just once
>>730309993>also you're training AI every time you solve oneHoly shit, I'm making Baldur's Gate 4?
>>730310173Ah true in this context.That Dalmatian's run in All Levels (Out of bounds) so it might be actually "breaking the game in ways that is impossible for humans"
>>730310257Would you want to be the only woman in that shit?
men have even taken over women events, how are they not mad about this
>>730310234link pls
>>730309986
>>730310196this couch is a sausage fest
>>730310234No! I won't do it! I won't drink bud light!
>>730310094They are all autistic faggots so no
>>730310149There was the fat woman who complained about muh racism in Split Fiction
>>730310212it won't be a SSS run, its a TASbot showcase
>>730309705I find these fuckers even more disgust inducing than actual gay men
>>730310196>where the fuck am I why did they put me here I'm just a dude with long hair
>>730310234honestly a desert oasis compared to whatever the hell that ad was
vs mode was always the worst part of mario kart
>>730310257The real women are getting sick of being around the wannabe women
Lmfao that was like a Tim and Eric sketch. The hot mic live commenting on their own commercial overlaid audio at the end (am I hearing that right?), was perfection.
>>730310257They have some disgusting fetishes but not that one.
>>730310178were*
I did consider transitioning at one point but what made me decide against it was just looking at how every tranny was an exact clone of one another. It's like a very specific phenotype and that shit creeps me out.
>>730310310>In which direction is it transitioning?
>>730309550It was a trainwreck but it also had the Wild Guns cowboy dude so obviously a huge fight erupted over if it was the best thing ever or the worst thing ever.
>>730310340Is it gonna be vs races or battle mode?
>>730310085Streaming for 15 years is very lucrative!
So the reason we celebrate women in STEM or women in gaming even, is that boys are encouraged to pursue these things in a way that girls aren’t. So it’s notable when a woman excels in an area like this.So when someone is good at STEM or games or whatever, because they grew up as a boy and didn’t race the obstacles that a natal female did, it’s kind of weird to shove them into a “celebration of women in gaming.”You can believe that trans women are women and still acknowledge that this is really dumb
>>730310276A man of culture I see
>>730310128NTA but I do like shit block the most out of the entire event since the runs are rarely hyper optimized and instead it's just techs they practiced like 5 times in the back before starting up, it's the most casual thing, which reminds me of older runs
>>730310270I'm a cynical lefty asshole and this shit hasn't been comfy for awhile now. Play the games, stop virtue yapping, and quit providing a hug room for gender politics
OkIs there a SINGLE FTM in this event or are all of them MTF?
TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS
If they say "trans rights" one more time I'm leaving and never watching this again
>>730310335>you know what.. maybe I should get a haircut.
>>730310376Flygone does though, she loves the troons
GOD DAMN IT WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING TRANS RIGHTSWHAT RIGHTSYOU CAN'T KEEP SAYING THAT WITHOUT TELLING US WHAT IT MEANS
>>730309828they unironically forbidden cancer donations, they said it's too dark and low energy for the event kek
>>730310428there was one on the mic earlier
I don't think it's even possible to count all the "trans rights" shoutouts, like you'd reach a number in the fucking thousands per event. Not a cult btw
>>730310428some terrible announcer is a ftm
>>730310428Always the latter
>>730310384were are someones sons
>>730309705I was doing so well at not opening spoilered images todayI need eye bleach
>>730310243Illusions of grandeur, you're nit that important. People want good runs, they barely get any and there's serious fatigue
That could have been played by the WKUK guys. They even did the Elmo voices
>>730310428FTM aren't losers because at heart they're women and video games are icky
>Watching GDQ and complaining about the presence of trannies
>>730310428FTMs literally aren't real stop falling for lies lonely confused women tell people on the Internet. Lesbians aren't real either. Oh and all gay men are bisexuals in denial. If a woman came up to you and sucked your cock you'd get hard. You're not a fag, you're a poser.
>>730310074Atleast in Mario Kart there is no trannies on the couch or running.
In what possible way is a 4 player vs match in a racing game considered a speed run
whatever happened to that one addon that muted the stream whenever the host was yapping during a run
>>730310270Honestly even though I'm not /pol/ brained I'm more left leaning and gay even but even I can look at this retarded shit and think this has to be a joke
>>730310270If by “used to” you mean pre-2015 (11 years ago), then it was apolitical at best. You delusional lying tranny faggot.
>>730310428I believe there was a FTM on the couch a few days ago. Don't ask me which run it was though.
>>730310409im still chuckling at the >so cool to see a woman running kaizo mario donation
>>730310428DIE DIE DIE ALREADY
>>730310428shovelclawsannoying but ultimately inoffensive
>>730310398Vs battle, not even races. Disgusting
How many of you are no longer bothered by all the trans spam happening at GDQ? Is it just me? Maybe I'm tired of hating things.
>>730310514God I miss Trevor...
>>730310518There are moments when their presence is at the expected 2%
TRAINS RIGHTS
I'm out of chocolate milk :(
>>730309828why does the event talk more about trans people than cancer?
>>730310518Some of us have been here from the start, it's just puzzling how it continues to get worse year. You think there cannot be more pandering but you're proven wrong each time.
>>730309867That's because people aren't donating much money. It's literally PCF giving GDQ everything they raised last year back. GDQ for the last 8+ years has been basically setting goals they already have the money for. PCF benefits with awareness and GDQ gets to run the event. Its mutually beneficial. The loser being the retarded dents donating thinking the money is going to stopping cancer.
>>730310524name 3 runs this year that have been speedruns. GDQ isnt a speedrun event anymore, it's a trans affirmation event.
I've seen a lot of rating going on, but I haven't seen an actual chart compiling them in a while.Did the program that the anon used to scrap threads break or some shit?
OOOOH THIS FUCKING REMIX IS MY SHIT
>>730310569For real? I stayed up for this? Fuck my life
>announcer they/sheWhy do i hear a man
>>730310310I'm amazed this creature never returned
>>730310270I think it still is, a lot of the whiny /pol/ shit you see everywhere is a vocal minority and/or people larping. Also, people specifically come here and to these threads from far and wide just to cry about tranniesThe real redpill is that little uncomfortable with where the trans movement has gone lately is not inherently a political spectrum thing
>>730310570Soon you'll be transitioning... they're getting inside your head
>>730310565this creature tanked worse
>>730310570I don't care that much but I do mutter "kill yourself" under my breath when it happens sometimes. If I was at the event I'd probably have been kicked out by now by some lip reader.
>>730310624Because you can't see the drag he's wearing
FEMBOY RIGHTS
>>730310428MTF are responsible for like 99% of obnoxious trans community activity. I genuinely feel bad for FTMs because they get lumped in with a bunch of loud mouths.
>>730310428shovelclaws
>>730310570I’m not a weirdo loser that wants them to die but it is pretty annoying when they talk about it more than the actual games
>>730310570yeah I'm tired of the hate too. let's just enjoy it! #dropthehate
>>730309445i see the b2b tranny dnf but where's the 3rd dnf?
>>730310647my god
>>730310335>Oh yeah sure, I'll be in your GDQ ad>What a great opportunity. I'm glad to help out the community.>Wow the entire cast is trans women>Hey wait a fuckign minute
That webm of the line at a convention or something and the guy walking past just stops and turns to look at the camera angrily, plays every night in my head before bed. It makes me think about all the NPCs ive stared at in RPG games and how I'd freeze up if one of them turned and yelled WHAT? to me.
>>730310591Buy some more at the store!
>>730310591ill enjoy a hot chocolate just for you anon
>>730310676>feel badwhy would you feel bad for any of them
i visited america for the holidays for the first time in like 8 years. i expected to see more trannies walking about and such but i didnt see a single one
>>730310589saar i love trains
>>730310607he got outed as a groomer so we kicked him out https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/730012141/#730012539
Does no one there think that shouting TRANS RIGHTS incessantly is bizarre and grating? Even if you were a supporter of whatever trans rights means, is there not a point where it becomes weird? You'd hear fewer allahu akbars in a mosque.
>>730310591ask shovda for a sip of her natural milk
>>730310679When was the last year there were normies like this walking around? Had to be like 2016/2017
>>730310679
>>730310679Nobody can blame him for wanting a whiff of that
>event to promote women in speedrun>promote women>women>barely any women in the ad
>>730310591>>730310729me too
>>730310457Mostly the right to exist without being discriminated against in the workplace or murdered by nazis.>b-but they already have thatNot if right wingers get their way. It's an ongoing battle.
>>730310676FTMs actually pass as the opposite gender.
>4 player race>won't be able to see shit
>>730310680what are these symbols in xirs biowhich gender is this
>>730309185They have a message for (male)lesbian that flash from type to type
>>730310409Yeah.Some girl's thinking "speedrunning seems fun, but it's all men. Do I really need a Y chromosome to join in?" and then seeing the women's event and how everyone THERE has one too — probably is going to affirm that theory.And maybe that's because the theory's actually true! But the reason you have a female event is to encourage women to join in (same with e.g. women's chess) because the organisers don't believe it themselves. Or at least want to pose like they don't believe it. Maybe everything's just flag-waving all the way down and there's no contradiction here, I guess.
>>they/she>>she/her>always has a deeper voice than I dolol
>>730310676SIMP
>>730310570I have cult fatigue so I just ignore it. It's the most potent venom to them to be ignored anyway, so it's more effective than posting angry things. They don't deserve attention.
how do i bring up to my gf i watch gdq
>>730310743and that is why we need to fight for them to have rights
>>730310743Which state? Really depends on which state
>>730310784Hey babe I just want to know these losers don't speak for all of us. I think you're beautiful inside and out.>tfw thinking about you hurting
>>730310729>>730310782cheers
>>730310784what's insane is people actually think like this without baiting and without any hint of irony
>>730310743It's the wackiest thing. They basically don't exist in everyday life but for some reason are everywhere in exclusive spaces.
>>730310570I’m genuinely pro trans but they’re so cringe and annoying. But it’s whatever. The event is still fun.
Host sounds like someone's 45 year old dad
>>730310834just start wearing her clothes
>>730310607He's right here dude>>730309445
>>730310768How does that effect your life personally? If you're annoyed, you're just obsessed and you just might be a trans yourself.
>>730310570It’s not that I’m not bothered anymore, I just can’t expend the energy to be pissed off at the expected trans rights mention every minute or two (literally). Just not a good use of energy and I want to enjoy myself here at the end of the day. But I still hate it and clock every time ANY of the pitiful, pathetic propaganda occurs. I think it’s important to make the distinction. It’s just that
>>730309619BASED
>>730310834shout trans rights at her every 5 mins
>>730310834Rape her
>>730310743Depends where you go. I have seen a tranny exactly ONCE in my country, yet I know they probably exist in the capital. The more liberal the area the more of them there are I guess
>I had my first kiss with a girl who became my wife while playing Mario Kart Double DashAw that's sweet->Also Trans Rights!GOD DAMN IT THAT DOESN'T EVEN SEGUE INTO IT
>4 playersOH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE NOTHING
>>730310270Yeah surely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
@730310598 @grok is this true?
>>730310775boobie bounce :3
>>730310804extremely gay furry
>>730310669Bring back femboys rights to be cute and worthy of love after twink death
marphoria a cute
>>730310743they really are just 2%the reason why events like these are so chocked full of them is merely for attentionthey aren't going to get attention in the streets, but here they do
>>730310270>/v/ use to be pretty left wingthe kind of "left wing" /v/ was fifteen (15) years ago in and of itself was pretty different, you disingenuous fag
rights status?
>>730310834You don't unless you want to be single
>>730310743You really only see trannies in large, progressive cities. I live in a smaller midwestern town and I never see any.
>>730310881gdq mods redemption arc
>>730310929you cannot post OLD GDQ in there! it's off topic!
>>7303109532% is way too high I think.
Uh why is this shit taking so long to set up
>>730310743you see them in big cities and also they tend to congregate in certain areas around each other, so you'll either see none or a lot in one place
>>730310743I went to san fran last year and didn't even see any
>>730310106I hate that I have to ask if this is real now because of AI. If so QRD?
>yall
>>730311002trains a hard job
>>730310568that's a female-to-it thoughbeit
>>730310270I am a leftist. That doesn't mean that I'm not a racist.
>>730310853Yeah. Because unlike you they live in the real world instead of 4chan and X.
>dont meet bonus game goal>have your indicators show that DK64 is next>somehow you meet bonus game goal despite closing it>spend the next hour doing nothingWhat non trans runner is getting their segment axed under the guise of "we are behind on time"
I think people who are displeasing to look at should have the courtesy to stay off cameras
>>730310843not him but i'm in chicago and i've maybe seen two here in my 30 years of being aliveone during high school and one working a dispensary 10 years later
>wuchang>fitness boxing miku>mario kart world>lylat wars>battlefront 2>science 100 holy heck is that bill nye>gaylo mod some eceleb fag played>amnesia bunker>richard burnsexplain these. as well as any standout stuff not mentioned
>>730310804It means they think that on some level they are literally an animal, usually "spiritually"
>>730310270delusional
>>730311002Stalling. It's obvious that it only takes a couple of minutes to set up, but they just want more money.
>>730310925Bruh your 40+ screen?
>>730310570i'm also looking forward to the egg run
>>730310879thats not him, thats the old chart
>>730311031Most leftists are racists
>>730311002we must meet the incentives, please understand
>>730309843>Owns a godly tier video game collection>Married>Well-known Eceleb for over 10+ years>troons outthis motherfuckers really live in the troon life huh?
>>730311002they have to plug in 4 nintendo 64s and then need to resize their captures so we can barely see shitTRANS ROOOOIGHTS
>>730310971I live in a small midwest town and I see tons of them. Our town has pushed it so damn hard, they took over the weekend farmer market for trans pride shit and drove out all the farmers. Pissed me off so much.
>>730311002dilation break
>>730310953>>730310743>>730311001It's even smaller than 2% when you narrow down to people who openly present themselves as trans in public rather than just saying they are in a survey.There was a skeletal runner earlier today with female pronouns who just looked like a normal nerdy dude.
>>730311035You're not in danger. You're not being persecuted. No one is after you. Leave the people behind who try everyday to convince you otherwise
>>730311061>science 100 holy heck is that bill nyehttps://youtu.be/O6194mwxd5E?t=13
>>730311054why'd you make her white bro
>>730311031leftists tend to be racist but are too retarded to realize or they hide it
>>730310834just make up a reason to go to pittsburg on the guise of travelingor go to ESA, you'll probably have a better excuse to see the sights there
>>730311061fitness boxing was kind of funny but only because of this thread making funny edits of the guy punching air
>>730311001If you count every girl who uses they pronouns to virtuesignal , it'll get there.
>>730311119>Multiple dilations stations I hate these freaks
>>7303102700/10 bait
>>730311009SpikeVegita's reaction hearing "trans rights" for the first time. He was sent to a redialation camp where he was brainwashed with pro-trans propaganda to be the old guard face of GDQ
>>730310273I don't think that's true, some just want to be a woman and not be "trans." Getting a bunch of TRANS RIGHTS donations during your run would just feel like the world reminding you that you don't pass
>>730310570I'll laugh about the mantra spam but I don't get mad no, though the whole humor and sensibility that's packaged with those runners is a big damper. I'm here to have a good time and I'm not bitter
>>730310843Florida
Yeah bro. Just stall til the donations reach a "bonus" game. This event is fucking shameless
>>730311168youre getting mad at a meme bro
>>730311061Don't have to explain shit
>>730310881don't like bowling? GET FUCKED
>>730311119Never forget that everyone thought this was real at first
Creepy dono
>>730311129But don't you get it, they're not letting a single high schooler swim against female athletes!
>>730311119Gross, if I was there I'd feel pretty disturbed seeing these stations everywhere
>>730310679that was a 'i'm wasting my precious blooming youth' sigh
>>730311086>>730311152I guess. You have to be racist to think that other races are lesser so you just gotta help them.
Fucking finally Jesus Christ
>>730311061This gdq has had probably the worst fucking runs til date
>>730311168retard kek
>>730311197Don't care
>>730311068oh so it's literally this lol
kino?
Wario mainsWW@
6 white dudes on a couch feels like seeing a unicorn
>FIVE he/himsHow did this slip through?
>>7303111194chan is this real?
>>730311162I think if fitness boxing was scheduled today instead it would get an S rating after all this troon fatigue
>>730311219That's counterproductive for women's sports
>500 posts without a runGood lord
what food can i order for 12 dollars?
WHY DOESN'T SUPER DENNY HAVE PRONOUNS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF THE INDIVIDUAL IN THE MARIO HAT GOES BY HE/HIM OR SHE/HER
>>730310768it's cultism anon, that's all, people just like feeling that they belong to a group, it's a base instinct of humanity
>it’s just vs battles too this events dead F sigh…
>no shortcutsso its a mario kart couch co-op lets playwell it could be worse
>>730311280waaaaahhhh
>they have to drive the track and use items to beat each other to the race lineTHEN HOW IS IT A SPEEDRUN THAT'S JUST A FUCKING REGULAR GAME OF MARIO KART AAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>730310519How could you know that for sure?Sorry to tell you this but not everyone is just like you. People are different.
>>730311213The first time I put my dick inside my wife’s asshole was when we played Mario kart.Wow isn’t that sweet? Can we get some claps for that chat?
Kino time?
>>730310425>stop virtue signalingAnon, they are all religious freaks, they will never stop the slave morality.
It's Wario time!
>WAAAAHSHUTTLE BROS...
>>730309843DamnLucah must have pegged him till he was mindbroken
What the FUCK?!?!! FUCK this SHIT. They literally just fucking ruined the entire idea behind this shit.Good fucking GOD I fucking hate GDQ
lazy yoshi outfit
which screen is which runner? they should lable them but i guess the trannies running gdq are to retarded.
>They want to be in 4th placeIT'S HE/HIM
>they're both using shroomslul
>cosplayOh yeah it's kino
WHERE ARE THE TRANNIESAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Modern GDQ is soull--" *epic cosplayed Mario Kart 64 let's play interrupts you*
Oh shit i thought this was battle mode for some reason. This might be good actually
>>730311329Perhaps...
>Just 4 dudes racingguess it's bed time
>just men playing mario kart on the couch and dressing upToo based..
>>730310881F
the amount of he/hims... is this really allowed?
S RUN??
YOSHI GODS WHERE WE AT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>730311358hello retard-kun, the names are arranged in accordance with the screens
so close to being nothing but actual he/hims
>>730311358anon... look at their cosplays...
why does the announcer keep saying "they" it's four dudes playing four male characters
>>730311410that was a pretty good steal ngl
>>730310768They need constant reassurance to quell that nagging insecurity in the pit of their stomach that they've fucked up their life. It's like a calming mantra
>no CPU>no shortcuts>every racer has same statsUh….why the fuck do I give a fuck about watching this then?
This is not a speedrun. fuckin horrible.
>Just men playing Mario Kart 64 just like your childhoodGuaranteed SSS from the manchild anons, including me.
YOSHIGODS...
>mmf
>>730311358The people are also dressed up as their characters.Except Yoshi.
YOSHIYOSHIYOSHI
Do you get this excited if you saw in public four random dudes play mario kart?
>50 mins of visual confusionThese multiscreen races are awful.
>Game sounds like 4 kids with kazoos screamingDamn, no wonder my mom hated us playing N64 when she was around
>he/him ×5It... brings a tear to my eye
Good evening gentlemen,I am here to make watching races at GDQ more enjoyable. The rules are simple: Tell me who you think is going to win overall and what you are wagering.Winners will be acknowledged at the end of the run. Losers must pay up.The casino is open. Place your bets!
>>730310881ding dong bannu
>Games>Done>Quick
>>730311441anon...
>>730310425you just described the threads though
>>730311441Yeah that's how english works.
ALERT ALERTMAYBE ACTUALLY A GOOD RUN IS PLAYINGALERT ALERT
>>730311493I'm wagering $20 on Yoshi
>>730311460Yeah this is just a friend simulator for lonely people
Are you having fun /v/?
>>730310570
>>730310409>So the reason we celebrate women in STEM or women in gaming even, is that boys are encouraged to pursue these things in a way that girls aren’t.Fucking faggot, stem studies are DYING to recruit female they are even lowering the standard and giving them accomodation and it's been the case for more than 10 yearsWomen aren't in STEM cuz they just don't like it as much as men doWomen aren't in speedrunning because they don't like it as much as men do Why does everything has to be a gender war with you fucking ameritards
>Just 4 bros playing MK64 fastKino
>>730311493>good evening gentlemenuhh what about the ladies??
>>730311493I believe in Wario comeback
>>730310676All of the FTMs I met were batshit insane and on the same level of obnoxious as MTFs. One of them also had rape allegations and sent me unsolicited nudes.
>>7303114935 (You)s on Wario
WARIO'D
>>730311509>>730311526no i mean the announcer uses "they" to refer to single people not to groups
>>730311480>visual confusionkys zoomer
GOOD SHIT WARIO
>>730311532But this is just 4 faggots playing mario kart normaly? where is the speedrun????
Dkbros ....
Bingbing is a Z
>>730311061>wuchangDidn't watch>fitness boxing mikuI'm sure you can figure this one out on your own>mario kart worldAnnoying tranny running a meme category that he made up using constant resets>lylat warsThe runner talked fast and shouted a lot so of course /v/ loved it >battlefront 2Tranny messed up and couldn't finish the run>science 100 holy heck is that bill nyeSee above>gaylo mod some eceleb fag playedRunner played some meme mod while a scientist guy spouted useless science facts for some reason>amnesia bunkerJust a good, solid run from BT>richard burnsDidn't watch
that framerate on mario kart is genuinely hard to look at. they really should have put a CRT filter with frame blending on the stream, the game does not look this anus on the kind of TV you're supposed to play it on
just 4 dudes playin games and havin fun
DK bros....
>>730310570I'm tired of both it and the reactionary /pol/ types who have become the mirror of a lot of that shit, like I work with a dude with a dude who the other day started fucking screaming because somebody used the word "they" in a fucking normal context.I don't know how the fuck people make that shit be their every waking moment.
DK sissies..
>>730311493Wario for 1 tranny coin please.
Whoever made this an incentive is a complete idiot. It's not even a bad """run""" it's just a massive waste of everyone's time and the commentary barely adds anything.
>>730311493200 NOK on Toad
>>730311493>gentleman That's not very TRANNS ROIGHTS HOYIP of you
>>730311553now remove the weeds from the picture to match reality
>the n64 lacked the power to play the music if more than two players were activelol
>>730311612>The runner talked fast and shouted a lot so of course /v/ loved itArgick is a marathon hero in this house.
>>730311597They're referring to them in third person, so "they" is proper.
YoshiSCHOLARS we won
wariokino time
>>730311564I'm actually kinda digging it
>racei sleep
>>730311493Betting my peanus weanus on Toad
this is an S for me because it let me imagine i am a part of friend group playing vidya
This is the most intense MK64 session I've ever seen
YOSHI GODSYOSHI GODS YOSHI GODS
Why not allow shortcuts??WHY???
>>730311597Singular they has been part of English for hundreds of fucking years, it's not pronoun shit.
>>730310409when are they gonna make a white people in stem program? my entire university class was cheating indians
kinooo
Yoshi bros we are so back
>>7303114932 potatoes and a rotisserie chicken on DK
>>730311634>tranny malding that 4 normal people are playing
>>730311647No, it had the power. Nintendo just sucked at programming.
>>730311721That would make it s speedrun
Speedruns?
>>730310743You saw them but unlike what the alt-reich claims you couldn't tell. You probably also had to do the new captcha multiple times huh.... heh. Filtered.
DKLORDS will be VINDICATEDTwo more races.Trust the plan.
Isn't Yoshi the fastest character in the game somehow? Or did I make that up in my head?
>>730311601seething manchild
ive never seen so many people play mario kart so well at the same time
>>730311767Its... it's watchable. Just let us have breathe a bit.
>>730311493Surprise upset, Weegee will win.Don't ask me how.I wager all my PS3 games.
>>730311647i'm sure someone could get it working with a few optimization passes, especially with all the knowledge about the hardware available today
>>730311751So true sister Kaze Emanuar optimized the N64 and now it has the same power as a Switch
>>730311797But i dont want to watch 4 retards playing Mario Kart i wanna watch speedruns.
>>730311748This is just a glorified half-time show. Imagine you went to watch football and during half-time they brought in four people playing playing tennis in pairs
>>730311061the others were explained so>wuchangloaded a safety save with an external tool three times, to save time having to re-do a trick after wiping to a boss. Not even a softlock or once-per-save-file setup, just "ah fuck i don't want to do the 5 minute OOB boss runback" in a soulslike. Also every safety save had consumables that increased the player power level (think Humanity / Rune Arc) that he didn't collect in the run
its not a speedrun but im enjoying it I guess
>>730311834Dynamite Headdy when?
>>730311792I thought it was Toad.
This is actually kind of fun
toad bros...
>>730309550some anons hate fun
WARIO GODSWARIO GODSWARIO GODS
>>730311834Let it go man
Toad sisters......
>>730311794lmao u mad?
>>730311792if I remember correctly the heavies go the fastest but have the lowest accel, toad is the opposite and I think yoshi is between toad and the balanced characters
The actual audience does not give a FUCK about this shit lmao it's just the front row hollering as much as they can
>>730311834It's a mario gane so I'll give it SSS. I'm not even watching, I'm playing total war as we speak and shitpost between turns. It is what it is but I want ny franchise at the top in the rankings.
YOSHI BROS NOT LIKE THIS
>>730311834gdq hasnt been about speedrunning in years bro
>yoshikeks
DK KILLING IT WITH THE HOME GROUND ADVANTAGE
>>730311792yoshi's egg with a heavy character is the optimal combo in mario kart DS, which was the first mario kart with online multiplayer (so the first one that really had tier list discussions)
>>730311889trucker girl on the right is cute
This is going to be one of those runs that gets mostly SSS and ZZZ ratings
The yoshi comback will happen. Trust the plan.
>>730311967>>730311967>>730311967
what the hell is this?
>>730311792>>730311909the mode they're playing makes every character's stats the same
YOSHI GODSYOSHI GODS
Am I crazy or is this way faster than I remember MK64 being?
Finally. Something entertaining
DK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I BET MY KIDS COLLEGE FUND ON YOUGET YOUR HEADOUT OF YOUR ASSAND GET YOUR ASSON THAT FUCKING RACETRACK
Yoshisissies are getting raped and gaped
>>730311965I guarantee that's why it stuck in my head. Thanks anon.>>730311998Never knew that about VS
WE'RE BACK DONKEY CHADS
IT FIRESIN SPURTS
i dont care who winsi just want yoshi to losefuck that shit ass dinosaur
>>730311914if its not memes or theyre not prompted to chant things theyre like deer in the headlights.any run where its about gameplay and mechanic explanation they mentally check out. its why so many hate jrpgs runs. they claim its too long or "just playing the game but fast" (an actial comment from earlier this week) but really its cause they cant keep up
Wait... I'm having fun?
>>730311061>no one explained the best run of the marathonrichard burns is a rally racing game, runner played with a real steering wheel and was exhausted by the end of the run. couch was knowledgeable about real-life rally racing including a real turn caller (i forgot the real name, the guy who takes notes about the course and calls them out to the driver as he races). has a pretty good moment where the turn caller guy calls the turns for the runner for a stage.
DKCHADS
>>730311723no it isn't, tranny
>>730312146post malone promoting a new album already?
this is fun. this is what they (mostly) took from us
>cosplay>literally just playing multiplayerI thought you troons said fun was banned
>>730312161didn't realize it was a real wheel, had just turned it on near the end and was talking to my kid and husband over it. That makes it a lot fuckin cooler. Gonna need to watch the full thing later.
>>730312436And it's a bonus game. They paywalled the real GDQ.
>>730311613>autism
>>730312161co-driver
D KD KD KD K
Time to spam S mariobros, i cant watch but i'm in the thread
>>730311620I was at the dentist a few weeks ago and while I was waiting to get seen some old dude went up to the front desk. He filled out some forms and the lady said "They'll be ready to see you in a few minutes" and no joke this fucking dinosaur said "Don't you mean he or she will see me soon?" in a waaaay louder voice than is appropriate for a waiting room. Like you just know this guy had his brain absolutely fucking fried by tiktok and instagram reels over covid.
>>730311703>nobody skill or anything, but simply about being in a cishetro friend groupthat seems to be the case with every /v/ approved run
>>730310570if wouldn't be need to be "spammed" if cissies weren't trying to murder them for existing
>>730312002I thought the same but 150cc is actually pretty brutal. Tracks often feel designed around 100cc.
>>730313375I get sick easily and still wear a mask to shops 'n shit with loads of people around, and a few weeks ago some fucking boomer in a god damn bank loudly asked: "Do you think it's still covid??" in an aggressive tone. I decided it's probably best not to start shit in a bank, but man, these people really are mind broken by their propaganda. What the fuck does he care if I wear a mask?
>donkey kong>randomizer>race>he/himkino inc
