Now: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind WakerNext: Elden Ring NightreignLater: Hades IIStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc [Embed]https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730522821
First for trans lives don't matter
First
>>730526554Migged
gay sex with spike
MIG!
>>730526554I love asses!
MIG RIGHTS
>>730526613nobody has ever said that
miggu
>>730526554>>730526581>>730526584>>730526564>4 posts within 30 seconds of thread creationdiscord raid
>>730526581BASEDFPBP
can't wait to watch spike choke carpetless for 20 minutes
miggin
whats the tranny count so far
I migged
IM A HEADBANGA
MiG
Missing the Bowser throws at a speedrunning event is like missing field goal kicks in the pros. How does this happen? Especially multiple times in a row in the same session?
>>730526581based!
>>730526665too damn many
>>730526665yes
you're having fun, right?
>>730526665record high prob
How long until ER?
>>730526639sure they have, it's just usually comes after "i would not have"
>>730526650Retard.>>730526665Numbers don't go that high.
miiiig
EST: MIG
>>730526665Genuinely impossible to keep count
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MEDLI
>Popping into the thread once every 30 mins to see if they've moved on>It's STILL fucking SM64
This is the perfect run to close off GDQ for me as I don't wanna stick around for people yelling about Silksong the rest of the marathon. No wonder ESA puts it at the end.
>>730526650Shut the fuck up tranny
>>730526640God I wish that were me.
Where's the guy shitting himself?
>Pay for spike to do carpetless>Someone else does carpetless for him>They also have 4 N64s
>>730526732One hour
Mario in Mexico??
>piss filter n64glorious
There's like MILLIONS of video games in the world, why do the same ones get ran every other year?
>piss filtermust be a mexican n64
FOUR NINTENDO 64 BACKUPS FOR THAT WAHOO EST.
>>730526732it's nightreign, not real ER
>Super Mario 64>Super Mario 64: Mexican
>people donated for this
>>730526639spike used to be pretty zesty he's kissed men on camera
>hotswapping N64sOkay, that was pretty good.
>physical save statescool
>>730526581
Did spike almost say my nigga
>>730526746Thanks for putting one right at the bottom, just for me.
Super Mexican 64
>>730526818
They pissed on my fucking Mario
Why are trannys filled with hate?? Also gays will burn in hell forever and I laugh at that thought daily
>>730526746>Only Nintendo runs have triple digit ratingsI'm noticing
>>730526759the thread is a non-stop /r/speedrun discord tranny raid>crying about how over estimates acktually isn't bad>every run is SSS spammed>obvious planned postsi unironically prefer when the janny babysat the threads
I respect that skip
New mario brother summoned for carpetless
Mario taking a piss 65
Thank God this is over.
>thing that ESA has always done>I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WAS POSSIBLE AT GDQhm...
>We never thought this was possible at GDQWhat, having fun?
>>730526879I thought the same.
>WE THOUGHT IT WASN'T POSSIBLEmogged by Europeans
lol fail
who pissed on the screen
I JUST ORGANIZED A SM64 RELAYWITH MY FREAKIN' MIND!
Everyone was wearing finger-less gloves
>carpet skip first try livewew
>we never thought this was possible!>playing a game for actual babies that released 30 years ago
>we never though it was possible to copy esabut they do it all the time?
>>730526746>didn't add a * for each tranny in the relay
>we never thought this was possible at GDQ!dude they did it at ESA like ten years ago
>>730526746>missed every single good run>hate VODS
>>730526634Kek
>>730526945WE JUST DID THAT
>>730526842because popular good lots of watch unpopular bad views no watch games
>>730526879he was one step away from saying BLUE LIVES MATTER FUCK TRANNIES FUCK NIGGERS THE WHITE RACE WILL RISE AGAINI could sense it
>We never thought this was possible at GDQ before!>Then we saw ESA do it!
People paid for this
>>730526901Boomerfags mad their childhood game's had shit runs
>look at the scheduleMay as well be over already.
I hope they copy the idea of having two streams like ESA does.
>>730526640Why did she do that
>>730526581based
>>730526957Second try, but still very impressiveName of the Rose is kino
>>730526970they did carpetless?
>>730526634My fucking sides. That's diabological
So has anybody ever actually won one of these prizes?
I DON'T WANT THIS EVENT TO ENDIT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS AND I ALWAYS SPEND THE ENTIRE YEAR FEELING EMPTY
wew
>>730526746>I was able to spontaneously catch the best run of the event, MW2:)
I...coveted that wind
>>730526980they weren't so great, just above the rest of the shit
BROS ITS FINALE DAY AND THEY ARE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPSGET HOIPED
>>730526842>actual good gameWHY DO THEY RUN THE SAME SHIT EVERY YEAR>some unknown indieWHY IS THIS SHITTY AD HAPPENING ON MY STREAM??just shut the fuck up
IM BOBBY BLACK AND I GROPED LOVAREIM GAME AND SHOUT AND I CHEATED ON MY WIFE
>>730526842All the big run games usually do.GDQ was more about seeing old games done quick and the main run games were kinda just there to draw a crowd.But lately it's just become ads for new games.
>>730527014this
>guys please just give us $300k for more indieslop
>>730526746>The final day and not a SINGLE purple runIs this the first time that's ever fucking happened?
Upcoming Speedrun MarathonsWinter SM64 Romhacks: January 15-18BSG Plus: January 17-24AusSpeedrun Open: January 24-25Questing for Glory: January 25-31UKSG Red: January 31-February 2Back to Black: February 5-8ESA Winter: February 6-14Warwick Speedrunning: February 14-15Frost Fatales: March 8-14Gamers For Hope: March 13-15InstaSpeedathon: March 20-23Multithon: March 26-30RPG Speedrunner Union: March 29-April 4Really Really Lots of Lore: March 30-April 15Midwest Speedfest: April 17-19NSG Spring: April 24-26
>>730526970>>we never thought this was possible at GDQ!>dude they did it at ESA like ten years agoBecause GDQ has to worry about 40% of their relay runners an heroing before they get up on stage. They had "technical difficulties" for one of them as it stood.
>>730527014They can't even operate one stream without it imploding every hour, there's no chance
thx for the moneywe mite not show ur comment tho :)
The N64s ready to go in case of a fuck-up reminds me of that guy that had 2 Xboxs set up for Halo 2.
I liked when they played Mario 64 with the drums and played the song at the end. Or was that ESA?
>>730526986So close to greatness
Anyone know if they had to get the rights to peddle any of this IP or is it fine because it's a charity? Like hot damn, Silksong's being merched up the ass.
>>730527043I'm going to miss you, anons, I look forward to GDQ threads all year even though it's mostly bitching about trannies
anything is possible with savestates!
85k grand for that. I need to quit my job and grift like this.
>>730527029>Name of the Rose Do you like the vidya version?
do you think they
That dude is like 40 wearing fingerless gloves. Peak autism behaviour
>>730527063>>730527063>>730527063(((they))) will try to bury this
>>730526980to get good runs you have to tune in at euro times because at those times gdq management can't taint the runs
>yeah so we just yanked people off the street and made them play mahhhrio>'speed' run eventwhat was the point of this dog shit event again?
>>730527061>BROS ITS FINALE DAY AND THEY ARE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPSHEAVEN OR HELLLET'S ROCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IuJPh6h_A
>>730527131My guy.,, Just open a daycare without any kids and net $1M a year instead.
>>730527076>slopRetard
sickos will donate
>different things hornet likes to partake in silksongLike ... skedaddling.Not lewd things.
>>730526842Because only so many games can be run in 20-60 minutes. Only certain games get passed like Pokemon because it's just a cash farm
>>730527123Legally they can do it because it's for charity and not self profit.... ALLEGEDLY not for self profit
>>730527148paul and jc dentroon
>>730526818Let it go, man. Enjoy the runs.
>>730527115That was GDQ and it was definitely the most kino “whacky controller” speedrun they’ve ever done
Has anyone here ever donated to a GDQ?
when's the roblox runs, since thats the only thing popular on speedrun.com that isnt mario
>>730527187sorry for the truth
>>730527014The recorded multiple fighting game tournaments at the event and posted to their youtube. I wonder if they stream them or not
>>730527146It's on my backlog, but I'm a retarded faggot so I haven't gotten around to it.
>>730527149he's gotta cover up the hand wound he got after his ex wife trained her dog to attack him
>>730527189Yes like me
>>730527221GDQ doesn't like competing groomers.
>>730527076Is it still indie at this stage?Surely it's too big for that label now. It outsold AAA games this year and crashed steam.
>>730527214im not supporting a troon eventand vidya merch is cringe
>>730527169it's over, say bye to gdq forever sisters...
>>730527214Nope. Wouldn't do it for AGDQ anyway, only SGDQ.
>>730526746What the hell happened in that dk64 run?
Those are actually pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5whAG5OK51cplease enjoy this silvagunner upload in celebration of the 70 star relay which has never been done before except when it was.
>>730527180Yeah until an government worker comes to "see how it's run" for a week
>>730526901Did you think people were joking when they call /v/ a tendies board?
>yetee just money laundered another 20k direct to mike uyama's yacht accountthanks israel
>>730527214I think I bought the GDQ bundle once or twice.
>>730527231No, that would be too entertaining
>>730527214nigga I don't even tip
>>730527214yeah back in 2013 when they still read every donation message out
>>730527169AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYETEE-SAMA TASUKETE
WHEN I SAY TRANS! YOU SAY RIGHTS!TRANS!
>>730527169AEW ahh numbers
>>730527214I really should so that when they cure cancer I can be all like "I helped cure cancer"
So are these always things that are kinda cool, kinda, in a museum sense, but you'd never actually want it
>>730526986Now THIS is cracking an egg.
>>730526554Wrong Zelda
is this a bit?
>>730527214>Has anyone here ever donatedno
>>730527230Literally nothing true about it100% hand drawn and extremely polished game made by only a couple of Aussie lads
>>730527193
feeling like gender dysphoria is not final it does go away
>>730527338Nope
>>730527214Once during SGDQ.
oh wow a special message for the trannies
The feels will go away?
what is this faggy shit he is talking about?
um...
This bit sucks
>>730527231They attempted to fit one tourney into the main stage a while back and it didn't work because no one had any context about the gameThat being said, it's not just fighting games, there's a bunch of random shit not including panels
>>730527324LEFTS
this is the funniest skit they've done yet
BLAH BLAH BLAH
>>730527247for real? If thats true, Im sorry
that cerberus plush is cool do they sell it?
you know you can just enter the giveaways for free right?(((PCF))) just gonna give your money to uyama
This anti-suicide message makes me want to kill myself
why is this dude giving a self help talk? SPEEDRUNNING? HELLO?
>>730526746BING BING *1up* WAHOO! Am I right, Reddit?
please tell me this is a bit
my feelings just got recontextualized
>>730526842We've seen quite a bit of those million video games and they haven't been good.
>>730527373Liz, how could you,,,
>>730527316Was it 2017 or 2018 that they started locking the chat to subs? Funny enough I also think that was when they started going downhill in viewership
>>730527360It never goes awayBut you learn to live with the pain. That's my advice.
if you dont put every scam possible into the event i wouldnt even feel dread
Testing
DO A FLIP
I kinda fucked with this at the start but now it's going on too long
brb killing myself
>>730527352>The jailers are also jailed>Except these guys who go out and capture peopleIs Silksong's plot tight or full of holes?
Uh oh, they're having to tell the trannies not to ack themselves...It must be getting real bad huh
I actually like tomatoanus' sappy self help shit tbqh I used to watch him before he started to do gdq
enough yapping
>>730527214i bought a yetee shirt during a marathon like ten years ago. the fit was terrible
>>730527296>IAPAC is the largest shareholder of the yeteeYou couldn't make it up.
powerful
Did tomato run anything this time?
>>730527390Trans event
>>730527351>game made by only a couple of ladsthat's the definition of indie
fletches of furry
>>730527449No, he couched like two runs I think
i didnt tune in to get yapped at about mental health videogames??????????????????
>>730527270>only SGDQthere is no difference?
Are lefties really this mentally weak?
>>730527429so long gay troon
>cuts to game and shout hanging by the neck
internalize this segment /v/
>>730527334Correct
>>730527449ran a train with a couple trannies
>>730527338I thought this was gonna be a bit where they leave the couch and Sent shows up out of nowhere, but no, they just left, while that guy talks about some faggy shit.
>wind waker>nightreing>hades>silksong>pokemonGODLESS NIGHT
>>730527412
Was that seriously a "dont kill yourself" psa? Nobody can tell me LBTGDQ doesnt know its audience lmfao
>>730527429Don't do it! We have Prizes to show!
mr gay and shout looking more disgusting every gdq
>Hang in there
>>73052739041%
have the fucking empty couch cam in the corner made that feel it was leading up to a joke
>hang in there
I was just chilling, and despite it having the opposite goal, this guy's speech is making me feel like shit. I was vibing, bro, do not tell me not to kill myself wtf
>>730527430I'll tell you what's not tight, Hornet's spider hole after being SLABBED!
>>730527463Yes but that's not the part I was disagreeing with faggot
>>730527352I missed out on getting kidnapped by ugly bastard on my play through.
>>730527437It's narcissistic bullshit. He does it to make himself feel good and he knows people will stop and listen to him because it's hecking wholesome chungus
>>730527360No feel lasts past 24hIf it does you may have ligma
BING BING WAHOOdon't kill yourselfWAHOO
haha troon's rights
>>730527556SAAMMEEE lol
did she just say "troons rights"? ban this host
>>730527214Hell no.
>>730527214I remember hearing a hilarious donation being read out before that somehow slipped through the filters that someone here had to have sent.It baited them in to read it with something like "greetings from Germany" and then said something like "cancer is bad, I heard it has already killed 6 people in belgium this year" right after some terrorist attack that killed 6 people happened. It was Jan 1st or 2nd. Must have been like 2017 or something
No, I refuse to accept my state of affairs. They made me watch 2 hours of all of that SHIT we just went through.
RATE THE TOMATOANUS SUICIDE SPEECH
PKMN Emerald starts at 8 30 tonight instead of 9 30, did something happen?
Everyone in the audience is so old and schlubby. It literally didn't used to be like this.
>>730527556I wanna cum inside her so bad.
>>730526665Not even close to enough. >>730526746Is mindwave really that bad? I missed it cause I need sleep something.
I'm gonna take a shower someone post Medli for me during the run
>>730527478Sadge.Tomato is solid in entertaining .
>>730527449Yeah he ran a train on kffc
>>730527606ZZZ
>Any% (ACE)ok this might be interesting. if there's one thing I love as much as a skillful run it's when a game gets ass raped to pieces
>>730527481Different charity, bro. PCF is a shitty cause.
>>730527565All i did was call it indieslop, there's nothing else you could have possibly been disagreeing with me. You are a faggot
I don't know what ACE. Don't spoonfeed me, I'll find out.
>>730527606S
Is it time for Tetra posting?
>>730527606B
>>730527606ZZZ that speech alone has made me go from wanting to live live to killing myself right now.
>>730527590giwtwm
>>730527519
>>730527606T for tranny
>>730527529tetra a cute
>Three weeks of HRT and anyone can speedrunWoah
>didn't say eggDamn, I was about to cum.
>Any%Fuck this shit, 100% or fuck off
Don't hang in there, faggots
...>I am the big gaywhat
>>730527570>He does it to make himself feel goodYou are so close. They are clearly depressed, doing that is how they stop from killing themselves.
>Take mental health seriously. Don't kill yourself.>Anyways, PRIZES.That's tone deaf as fuck
>>730527646You don't understand what the word "slop" means you fucking idiot
Who the fuck actually wants PAUSA
>>730527596TROONS RIGHTS
>>730527570>It's narcissistic bullshithe has a nice voice and his videos are good
(dont) KILL URSELF
>big gayhuh?
>>730527519final GDQ night's finales have always been miserable, why wouldn't this be any different
At least the runner will probably not gigachoke and lose 35 minutes like the guy at RTA did
>>730527618>4 watermarksMakes me want to paint them out.
>>730527606S for suicide.
>>730527641Doctors without borders is probably even worse.
>>730527606D for Die
>>730527720that's probably our meme 2bh.
>>730527729>FUCK MENTAL HEALTH YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOWis that less tone deaf?
>ACE
If these people just found /v/ instead in their youth instead of tumblr or reddit, half of them would be functional adults instead of trans
>>730527606D I cant give it an F because I didnt kill myself.
>>730527737ok unc who is clearly not following wordtrends and evolution
>>730527720Seriously what's with the influx of "I'M GAY" donations
>>730527662only if you post her butthole
>>730527767Linkus choked? Oh no...
Do NOT kill yourself. You might win a Death Rite Bird Mug.
>>730527720>>730527759for you
>>730527708It's worse than Any%, it's Any% ACE
>>730527789>UHM ACTUALLY ACE RUNS ARE WELL LIKED HERE AND YOU'RE A NEWFAGthere I did it before that one faggot that keeps repeating it
>MFW just realized Hades II is being run by a troon
>Any% (ACE)Is this get the camera, take some photos and the game is finished?
>Event for prevent cancer>its a cancer event
>>730527606H for Hang in there
>>730527791Anon…
>commentators seem a bit unsured-did we just glitch gdq?
>>730527801>no it's ok to use the word wrong cause everyone does it xdKys
Day 6 photos just dropped
I'm gay
>>730527803It's me, I'm gay.
>>730527791I bet at least 3 of them would have turning into chris-chan type autists
>>730527789>ANY%>surprised when zelda run use ACE
>>730527848Might be? I'm not sure that route is marathon-friendly enough, though? Maybe there's been more work on it since I last heard about that.
>>730527837All depends on what they do with it.Credit skip where you do something stupid ACE is pretty cool. As far as speedruns go.The pokemon custom rom was not.
>>730527818my favorite coffee mug that I've used for the past 7 or 8 years broke a month or so ago.....
>>730527893Okay
>>730527776Let me guess, you're Jewish.
Guys.....I..........I think I'm trans
>>730527603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNMhappened right after the charlie hebdo shooting
>>730527791>>730527901idk how anyone can claim life is hard when entities like chris chan and the weaver are still around. Like if you die, you're worse than they are.
unironically the hosts and their mandate to shill is by far the worst thing about this troonfesta normal host can made a mediocre run fun and a shit host can turn a great run into a turd
>>730527847Should I continue Hades? I won a few runs with the broken Zeus Shield, but I never got to the point of having Persephone come back, which I'm pretty sure is a thing
>>730527791they'd be lonely incel shut-ins, not sure if that's really an upgrade
>>730527805It was some japanese guy and a different category. Dude fell down during a trick and tried to save and quit to get back to the beginning of the dungeon, only to realize he can't open the chest he needs for the skip anymore since he saved like an idiot. He got permission to use a backup save that was like 15 minutes behind, but then he started choking the fuck out of skips he already did before and took like half an hour to get back to the original skip. Then he choked on that some more.
>>730526554@grok put her in a bikini
What is ACE?
>>730527789>>730527924What's ACE?
>Cancer preventionThey want to abort all babies that are due between 21st of june and 22nd of july?
>>730527961what game are you speedrunning?
>>730527957No, I'm european. DWB is actively harmful for europeans.
How is nightreign a speedrun? Really all you can do is speed up the first phase before the night 1 and 2 boss spawns in by being in the circle then killing the night 1,2 and nightlord faster. The days are on set timers
>>730527606What?
>hope for a cancer free futureThis event makes me realise that's not possible.
>>730527803redditards. You should have been there when one guy donated as "john nintendo" then 50 people donated with "[name] nintendo" immediately afterwards
I'm ready for the best run of the marathon
>>730526746>Sharticles???
>>730527980I hope he internalizes his mistake
>>730528010I mean, why not? They're born with cancer.
>>730528005>>730528007arbitrary code execution basically>link does some funky shit over here>then link does some funky shit over here>then link teleports to the creditsa meme run
>>730528005Arbitrary code execution.Imagine using the shittiest code editor ever to just program the game to go to the credits.
rare tech crew footage
what are some good games to learn speedrunning with
Kill the animals was *kiiiiiinda* funny, how come they dropped that?
>>730528005GO ACE
>>730528039This charity doesn't even try to cure cancer. They just print pamphlets about how bad cancer is.
shoutouts to the tech crew
heh, I saw that
any fellow transbians stroking their girlcock to cis sluts
>>730527961Hey chat, can we get a TROONS RIGHTS for this anon right here?
>>730528007Arbitrary code execution.Basically they're going to hack the game from within the game.
shoutouts to tech crew
>>730528005the holy grail of speedrunning
>>730528082Mario's Super Picross
>Well,>I disappeared>cuts to room10/10 ACE, it even managed to skip the actual run
>>730527729>WTF I DIDN'T WIN THE PRIZE *kills self*
I regret unmuting.
>>730527924>>730527789Is ww ACE as bad as oot? OoT's is so broken it's ruined the category.>she said eggThe madmen.
>>730528007ArbitraryCodeExecution, in a bad tldr its a setup glitch with many steps that allow the runer inject a code, by this they set a cutscene ID to credits
This is by far the least invested I've been in GDQ in a long time, mostly due to work (I still would have watched all of it if I was a NEET still). Was it worse or better than the last years? I actually thought GDQ has been in a (very, very slight) upwards trend, did they maintain that? Levelheaded responses please.
>>730527886neat
>>730528073>>730528078>>730528107So it's a TAS? They started using a different term?
>>730528082Literally just find a game that you love, can see yourself playing for 1,000 hours, and that doesn't take more than 1h30m to run. Do not arbitrarily pick speedgames for clout or because they're prestigious. Then transition.
>>730528007They use a series of precise tricks to rewrite the game's code and let them warp to the end game or credits.
>>730527886post the fat tranny wearing a wig who played castlevania
>>730528082Shadow Empire.You can thank me later.
why is the game now showing up next to the crowd cam?
>>730527961You know what to do.
>>730528127>arbitrary commentator embarrassment
>>730527989>the weaverdo I want to know what this is? I feel like just being aware of chris chan has made me a little bit mentally ill
>>730528086because theyve been doing that for 13 years now
>>730528007Arbitrary Code ExecutionBasically they abuse some glitch that allow them to fuck up/manipulate the memory to perform unintended instructions. Usually to just jump straight to the ending/winning screen/credits.
>>730528082Half-Life 2
SHOUTOUTS TO TECH
>>730528176
>>730528173SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>>730528086They still do it whenever there's a Super Metroid run, but they don't have it run the entire length of the event like they used to.They only open incentives when the run is coming up now.
>>730528146>was hovering over >>730528139>thread auto-updates and auto-scrolls me down to Mario goatse so it automatically opens
>>730526581came here to say this. Why this shit is being shilled here when noone but trannies have cared about it for a decade is beyond me
>>730528141Compared to OOT is not fast, required some prep, but early WW is a screen rape to our eyes
>>730527989>weaverWho's that?
>>730528162No it's explicitly not TAS, TAS would use a tool outside the game, whereas these runs are using only the game itself. Exploiting glitches to write and execute code within the game.
>>730527818Don't kill yourself we need money
>>730528162There's a lot of ACE runs that can be executed by humans through a series of elaborate inputs.Super Mario World is a good example of this, since you can perform one in the first accessible level of the game.
>>730528162No, in broad strokes they do some weird shit to free up memory, like unloading a held item or some shit, then do some action to fill in that blank memory.
>no pronouns>he/him>he/him>anyclose enough
>>730527886...
>>730528162Nah, TAS is just playing the game "normally".ACE is just forcing the game code to send you to the end.
>>730528160Glad I voted S for soulslop on his run.
>>730528090Don’t they do research funding?
you guys miss tasbot?since it got taken out back gdq aint been the same
ofcourse they pick a short category for Zelda but have shit most people don't care about go 2+ hours
>>730528059This is an ACE Zelda run, you probably aren't going to see so much as a mention of Medli.The outset Island Mom on the otherhand...
SHOUTOUTS LMAO
>windu waika
>>730528141ACE is ALWAYS dogshit, no exceptions. It has the novelty if you never saw one before, but other than that is just a bunch of shit that doesn't make any sense and you don't even see onscreen most of the time until you magically teleport to the ending.
>didn't start timeshoutout tech crew
Intense, passionate, babymaking sex with Tetra
>TRNSRGHTS for windwaker file name lostvibe shift?
>>730528208It's like there's a race, everyone's lined up and the firing shot it started, and one of the animals is like "um actually I left a skinflake on the finish line so I technically I'm at the goal" and the race is over.
that timer... these troons at production deserve a pay cut
Where's linkus?
>>730528309she's.... she's beautiful....
>>730528309el gigante
basically a wind waker scientist
Why are Zelda games so prone to ACE exploits
>NarcissaCosmo. Just fucking say Cosmo.
>man the run was supposed to start 20 minutes ago, what's going on- Ohhhhhhhh that's why
>Narcissa mention
FUUUCK THE WW INTRO IS SO FUCKING GOOD GODDAMN
>Link name with different vowel.Truly original.
>>730528357Exploitable
COSMO MENTIONED
>>730526746So Dark Souls has SOVL?
>Narcissa
Narcissa :(
NARCISSA MENTIONED
>WW openingpure sovl
>>730528320No, it was a gimmick that ran its course
Is Windwanker good if I liked BOTW but disliked OOT?
Erm, wasn't it run by Cosmo back in 2013?
>>730528368
>>730528357Marry and fuck
>>730527214Yup, didn't get read on air but whatever. And I am getting the bundle because it is a sick bundle.
>>730526746>he tried to make fft sharticles a more brown colorI see you.
>>730528368banned, but he shows up to ludwig's speedrunning event at least
>>730527616same, this pic especially and the one of her in front of the giant notepad for some reason
HERE TOGETHER
I always forget the egg barrier was crackedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdMGw7IUsj4
>/ourgirl/ mentioned
>>730527886me laughing with my friends at gdq (they're just out of frame)
>>730528313Yeah but any ACE was discovered by people using TAS and looking at ram values. No way you could randomly discover this by playing normally
>>730528357@grok
>>730528409>>730528413>>730528415didn't he detrans?
>>730528421no. it's oot v1.2
it's okcosmo is normal now
JOHN MADDEN NUMBERS
>>730528162ACE was born from TASes but it's not one. It's just a glitch abuse taken to the extreme.
>>730528394>People pray to the Gods to save them>They drown themMetal as fuck>>730528421All the 3D Zeldas are good except SS and TotK but you probably won't like it
>>730528421Maybe? It has real dungeons like OoT but has kind of an vast world like BotW with travel timesGive it a try I guess is all I can say
>>730528385>just all America the Confederacy
>>730528454
i miss sent
>>730528468I could.
who dis
The Wind Waker opening is the definition of soul
>>730528491Cosmo is manless husk. The manhood stolen by John FUCKING Numbers
>>730528516He's the reason why the past 2 events have been dogshit
>>730528461>Pictured: Jaxler being shown TAS footage while just trying to walk around the hotel in peace
ANY% (ACE)but its actually ANY%with a bonus incentive for an ACE showcase
To me an egg is an uncracked white person that hasn't broken and hatched into a full fascist. Hence the bird analogy.Do trannies not get it?I prefer eagles than chickens personally.
Every year ESA is run I consider going there since it's only a few hours away. However it's too fun hanging out with my bros on /v/.
>>730528516he showed up for a few prize segments and i'm sure he'll appear for the recap before the final run
>>730528223I don't remember gamecubes being so huge
ACE runs are pure cancer.The theory behind them is cool but the actual run is boring as fuck.The exception is of course stuff like TASbot making twitch chat in pokemon yellow.
>>730528440is that event happening this year?
>sailing at night>The sun starts to rise>The Great Sea music kicks inGenuinely one of my favorite moments in a game
>>730528468You severely underestimate their autism.
>any/allOk, NIG/GER
>>730528243That's what you get for hovering over one of the Beasts of Humanity to begin with
>>730528542And then you play it for 30 minutes and remember why no one talks about the game anymore
I do not care for ACE.
>>730528461first time having period cramps at gdq
>>730528357Honestly not as bad as I thought it was going to be for a live performance. They were off pitch at times but their harmonies were not bad
OOOOOOIIIII
>>730528574you can do both
>>730528421If you're curious, the Wii U version has a lot of quality of life changes that improve the experience, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's mods to backport the swift sail and the less tedious triforce quest to the GCN version on Dolphin.
>>730526581trans live matter killed more trans than any single nazi would have in history, kinda based if you ask me
>blah blah blah so for this shit run where we don't play the game we do [shit nobody cares about]
>>730528514
>The cumsock
>every single girl in Wind Waker is a LoliGod bless them for that
>>730528468tbf Pokemon ACE methods were discovered just from playing because the game is that horrendously broken, but yeah actually writing meaningful values to RAM is practically impossible without looking at it.
SENT'S SWEATY SOCK
He needs his fapping sock
>>730528398i bet you clench your fists and stars crying tears of anger, hiccuping with snot dribbling down your face when Samus gets called Metroid as a joke
>>730527771Don't, failure is the best teacher.
STOP SWAYING FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIL BRAT
coomsock rugburn
>>730528465>>730528465new thread baked!
>>730528598Just because you don't understand what a masterpiece is, doesn't mean that everyone else can't. Please internalize this and stop trying to argue
>>730528645NTA but I always felt the sailing hate was overblown. Most of the time you know where you're going so you just set the wind in one direction and move on The triforce quest can lick my nuts though. Filtered the fuck out of me as a kid
flick it
>pussy needs a sock not to hurt his hand from flicking the stick like he's playing MP1
>>730528598what retard thought that sailing was a good idea in a mainline zelda game?
>>730528681>thread /v/irgins thirst over this
Bro is locked in bet he faps at 30hz too
>>730528681if only she were here to sing the background music
Poop squidward has a poop sock for his runs, learning from experience.
>>730528468In theory you could find an exploit that leads to ACE by playing normally, but it'll probably require some research to fully understand the ramifications, limitations, and how best execute any particular ACE trick. Basically, you gotta find an opening first, figure out the rest second.
gay
wowsomuchfunfuck you uncs
>>730528673Shame they all ugli especially the ones with beak noses
I plan on going to gdq when it comes to Minneapolisif i go, ill post from the audience
DA DING DONG DA DING DONG DA DING DONG DA DING DONG DA DING DONG
>here we have an UNBUFFERED super swim!>starts buffering after like five secondsepic
>>730528468PJDiCesare accidentally wrong warped Dragon View during a random playthrough.https://www.twitch.tv/videos/49983139And the TASers looked up how he did it, replicate it, but could NOT fucking understand how it worked. Only that somehow the flame flickering animation was involved.
>>730527169>not adjusted for inflation
> cumsock
pausa
IMOUTO
>>730526746Damn look how much better the last half looks compared to the first half. I guess anything is better than the giga bluesky tranny fest of day one and two.
>nukie is getting marrieduh oh, that one ESA guy obsessed with her is going to be in for a rude awakening
what's upcharge?
nobody is photosensitive
>>730528774Amy>Cream>Lanolin>Zeena
>has to pausaNippon guy did it without pausa, although he also used a drifting controller for it so he only had to swing it around 15 times a second
>>730528791This is EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE
>>730528794It's always pretty amusing how often PJ breaks games on accident
>>730528539MANLY MAEVE PLAYSTATION NATION HOOYPE
Building up speed for 12 hours
>>730528828Not much, what's up with you?
Watching GDQ is the only time I hear something like "she got engaged yesterday" and cannot assume they are talking about a woman.
mmmm sock
>>730528828not much, what's up with you?
MY CHILDHOOD!
I'M POOSING!!!!!!!!
>all of it is frame perfectI don't know this run but I bet that's bullshit.
>>730528589last one was in september so it will be a bit, kind of just determined by if ludwig feels like it
Imagine every inventory-game transition os a cock throbbing into the game's pussy. the runner is sexually raping this game rn
This isn't Windwaker. This is glitchslop.
VERY fast lonk moving at increibl hihg speed
>>730528825>plot twist: that's who she is marryingbasado
>>730528539Men
>you now remember the one girl who got Stockholm syndrome and fell in love with a fucking monster
>>730527169when GDQ is successful>yasssssss we won numbers are all that matters 3 milly raised for charitynow GDQ is dying a slow death>yasssss we won numbers don't matter it's just after christmas and new years and it's cold and my feet hurt so a 1.5mil+ drop is actually a good thing
>>730528778But this glitch is amazing. This and HESS got me into speedruns.
HE FAST BOI
>>730528774>>730528846You're too late to rate sonic chicks, that run was a few hours ago.Anyway Cassia is the best one.
Scent!
Huh, I didn't realize the pause screen came in from different directions. Hadn't noticed that before.
I will never not think about that cosmo stream when someone sent him a pizza live on stream and he ate it whenever I see windwaker speedruns
>>730528878S O C K
>>730526697
MIGGER>>730522821>>730522821>>730522821>>730522821>>730522821
>>730528681She's a good singer and seems like she would be a great wine aunt wife and give good head
>>730528937theres so many
uno farto
>>730528907when speedrunners say "frame perfect", most of the time it's like a 5-10 frame window
>>730528937Bitch looked like she speeduns games at AGDQ
Do you think Narcissa sits alone crying watching this slop?
> he's fast!
>>730528689You can't even comprehend how superior I am to you. It's a feeling almost akin to a drug high how below me you are. I revel in it.
>>730527214Not since 2011 or 2012.
>>730528993
>>730528813How often does Link actually have living family in these games? Besides his sister/grandma in WW I can only think of his uncle in LttP
Really windwanking that controller.
>>730528916Nice try, chuddie wuddie. This is the Aonuma-intended method of play.
>>730529000cosmo is live on youtube right now playing tekken lmao
wind waker is on the mount rushmore of speedruns
>>730528916All speedruns are glitchslop.Zelda just embraced them. Realised it was impossible to have a scene without glitches because vanilla Zelda is boring as fuck.
>>730528867And of course the way he breaks the games cannot be understood even by looking at the fucking game code/memory. He really had the magic touch
>>730529058Only LttP, WW, technically SS, and ALBW
>>730528681haha whoever allowed that to be published will be instabanned
>Wind WakerOh cool, let's see how this run has developed over the yea->ACEAlright then.
he sucks cock fast!!!
Remember when sub 1 hour Dragon Roost was impressive?
>>730529000Probably busy protesting.
>thief girl who desperately needs money says she suddenly found a "job" at nights on another island HNNNG
HELP I'M HAVING A SEIZURE
>>730529058minish cap I think? at the beginning zelda comes to get him and he lives with the blacksmith
>>730529030Not a single time.I did buy a 4chan pass once years ago just for GDQ because the Captcha annoyed the shit out of me. Does that count?
>WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGERY
I feel like they have that warning up like 50% of the time which just conditions you to ignore it anyway.
ah yes. The zelda game that turned a gen of women into shotacons.
>superswim is now automated with a glitchThat's insane.
>>730528304Any/All seems like a copout virtue signaling from a person that literally does not care about your pronouns.Almost like a girl using she/they.
>>730529000given how manipulative his partners were, both female and trans partners, he will definitely cry less and be in a better place when alone
>>730528973wrong thread pal, that's the previous one
>>730529148Is he okay?
>>730529179Those sick fucks!
ACE was a mistake.
>>730529179No that's pokemon, see /vp/
>>730529145epstein really had his tendrils everywhere
>>730529191Remember the slut that forced him to transition, while she was busy fucking Stiv?
>>730529074You got me to look, that's not nice.
I hate that I'm so porn addicted I see tingle and think of sex.
>>730529250>StivLearn your lore, she was fucking the guy who did the no doors TAS of OoT. I can't remember his name. Keeta or something?
>>730528440>bannedWhy? Was he too likeable?
Throughout the event I've heard "people" talk about how other "people" are basically living in the board game room, imagine the fucking stank, a normal clean person would probably need a hazmat suit to last 5 minutes.
>I'm not going right>goes right
>>730529075It just has such a dedicated community like SM64, Halo and Metroid/Metroid Prime.Oh and Pokemon.New games don't really get much of a scene because bugs are so common in games nowadays. It's impossible to avoid them now and it ruins the experience. 90s and 00s was peak debugging for games. They were so well made compared to the crap made nowadays.
what did he mean by this
>>730527976hahaha the "and kill the animals" is chef's kiss
>>730529246Real reason Pokemon lasted as long as it did is because it has a little something for everyone
>>730529301Grim
>>730529301>tinglethe mythical faggot into fat bastards?
what a scammer
>>730529074Why do you lie? I was looking forward to seeing a crazy tranny ragequit tekken
>>730529301Does your dingle tingle when you hear Tingle's jingle?
>>730529329Is that a fucking Bluey emote
>>730528516It's kinda impressive how he manages to always look disgusting
>>730529307>Learn your loreIs there a sacred text I can read on this subject? I love deep diving on the lives of deranged autistic people.
ANONS LOOK OUT, HERE HE COMES!
WW Redeads scared the shit out of me
wait it's at 13min?how long did it take to start?
Cutest pirate
>>730529250I'm convinced that she was just trying to get Cosmo to kill himself with all that
>>730529329the world is more accepting of freaks now
>>730529392
>>730529075nah, that's OoT, SM64, Super Metroid, and Rocko's Quest
>>730529301
did carcicogen run this event?
>>730529000>>730529191>>730529250QRD? I remember Cosmo but wtf happened to him, did he transition and get a real job?
>>730529352>>730529352>>730529352
>>730529401I want her to beat me up
Mushi waifu
>>730529382bluey website
>>730529401>shoves you into a barrel
>>730529329Tingle's just a funny cartoon man, he doesn't mean anything beyond a gag
>>730529390No, most of it is lost to the sands of time. The closest thing is the iceberg, which no one can fully decipher.
>>730529365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLO5Q6rsqdI u blind nigga
>>730529465>no subjectSOMEONE MAKE A REAL ONE HURRY
>>730529465forgot the title you dumb nigger
BUSH
>>730529465>no title
>>730529419how long til GDQ twitch chat becomes like Dark Souls messages where you have to pick from presets?
>>730529242The community didn't think defence/corp intelligence would react to runners decompiling and cracking code so badly. They've been full opsec psyop mode since probably 10-15 yrs ago.
>>730529465>No subjectDo we mig or wait for another
>>730529301Some of the princesses in the Tingle spinoff game were quite fuckable.
>>730529502>ban of Golf (NES)QRD?
ah yes 0ADBZXF
>>730529502
What's so ACE about this
>>730529562Must dilateFront hole
>>730529519try harder
>>730529502>The ban on Golf (NES)What was that about again, wasn't it they just had it out for that guy that kept requesting it for no reason.
>Taking a picture of a bush breaks Wind WakerVideo games are so fucking stupid
>>730529636haven't seen this in ages, ty
>>730529597golf is racis
>>730529642only aces can finish WW so quickly
Ore no imouto
>>730529597golf is offensive now because of tiger woods
>>730529660tl;dr BigJon could never get NES Golf into a GDQ, despite being a corporate shill for GDQ. This led to theories that he was secretly soft banned from GDQ. Considering how many ESA runs he's bailed on, it was perhaps warranted to not accept the run.
>>730529242i fucking love ACE so much its unreal. total game destruction
>>730529484>be a female dog (a bitch though)>have no female traitsIt can mean 2 things: could be a cute tomboy or a danger hair
stop "making him go slow" wtf
So much for speedrun
>>730529636COSMO ES UN REPTIL
>>730529739but he's blackwhat happened
LET HIM PLAY. FUCK THE COMMENTARY
Is Goldeneye for N64 banned from GDQ or something? I honestly can't remember the last time it was run.
i heard f-zero, is it time for another f-zero run?
IN ENGLISH DOC
>>730529519it's impressive that even his chat messages exude suicidal depression, this nigga isn't just an average troon, he's completely addicted to self pitty on a pathological level
MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO PLAY GOD
>>730529906beat his wife or something
WARNINGCRASH WARNING
>>730529928Once he plays, it’s joever
>backup saveRuns dead.
LORD THIS GUYS SUCKS
>explain for 20 minutes>crashes anyway
>>730529953God I wish
DNF! DNF!
HE FAILEDWE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
All that bullshit for it to fuck up, just let him fucking play
CHOKE
INVALID RUN
>5 minutes of doing nothing while explaining>crashes
i'm glad we wasted all that time explaining it. now we have all this free time for donations
wow what a great fucking run
>All that yapping>Zero payoffkek
God can we just get an actual fucking run and not an exhibition or demonstration that FAILS THE DEMO
is this nigga serious
>>730529772Well, yeah if the guy is a flake then why bother? Maybe in another runner was in as back up then maybe. But at this point why bother
remember that when an ACE run fails the universe takes one step closer to total annihilation
post Tetra
>>730530091
>>730530005Brother, that's just the average emotional response to Tekken 8
let go
Other ACEs I've seen were much more interesting than that
>No one is donating. What did they need to hit to get Hallow Knight?
>>730530305oh ok, glad I never got the fighting games autismo
>>730530434They want to hit 1.9m total.
that's it? lmao
this "wait for the explanation" thing just doesn't work. it stops being an actual speedrun, and the pseudo-explanation of the couch autist doesn't help anyone but himself. it's not comprehensive enough for an expert, and it's not understandable enough for a layman.
>>730530434#stallingtillsilksong
>another 10k from the yeti>people don't think this is laundering
>>730530434do not worry, Hades 2 is gonna be so slow that they'll magically hit the milestone thanks to some generous donations from the yetee and anonymous
>>730530546Selling t-shirt merch is a trillion dollar business, chud
>>730529401Sex
hey yall, yehudi herethank you for your continued support goyim
>>730529519Thats just sad. From being literally one of the top streamers on twitch, running a succesful speedrunning website, to streaming fucking tekken 8 to six viewers.
UHHH rate the run?
>>730527991That's the ending Anon. Finish the game
>>730530578Why do they not just make up some goddamn names for the donators to make it less suspicious?
>I love nightrein>I admit I've never played it but I love it
>I love nightreign>I haven't played it but...
>>730530670Run?
>>730530670That wasn't a run, it was a failed demonstration.
>>730530578>anonymousall the rich 4chan anons dropping 10ks, how nice of us
>>730530670C
THE TROON EQUIVALENT OF DOLLARS????
>>730530670D for damn boring
So are we rating Wind Waker or what?
>>730530670F for FAILURE and INVALID
>>730530670D for didn't work
>>730530670D>>730529953sup awaytohit, hope the trihex community's better than I saw it last
>>730530670C I guess It was fine but ACE sucks and stalling the run to explain tech was stupid
TECH CREW!
>>730530670N(ot a run)
Where does The Yetee, this obscure t-shirt website get the money to dump millions into a speed running marathon? Doesn't most of this stuff copyright infringe?
>>730530670ACEs are sick, but Wake And Baker is always a C for me.
>>730530670D
nice one retards
Lmao what a fucking disaster
sorry what the fuck are we waiting for?
Kek, based donation interruptor.
>>730530670B for bravo for new manip tech under estimate.
>>730530993a hero
>>730530993They savor the transitions.
>>730529352>>730529352>>730529352slowly mig to this failed thread
>>730531090you bastard
It's going to be the original NES Zelda, I bet. No chance this Ace will be anything particularly creative.
I remember they ACE'd a BoTW cutscene into OoT a few years back. That was pretty crazy. Don't know how they basically made graphics with controller inputs. Feels like magic. Making tetris with mario sprits in SMW makes sense at least.
I smell BS, they faked this stuff with OoT
>>730531310Tldr they used ACE to read inputs from a serial port or something and had a TASBot feed a shitton of instructions in. They had spent literal months building out and codifying assets and load sequences to be loaded into the game's memory. I knew a few guys who worked on it.
>>730530546The yeti being a money laundering operation itself is plausible, the yeti using a public charity event to give away their hypothetical already laundered money makes 0 sense.stop being a retard that uses words that you don't know the meaning of
>woooahh if I hack into the game with my computer I can do weird shitok
