Now: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind WakerNext: Elden Ring NightreignLater: Hades IIStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730526554
>>730529352>No subjectRetard
>>730529352Retard
I MIG
retard
>>730529459>real joblollmaoHe did transition though
>No subjectYOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
WHO MIGGED ME?
>>730529418>>730529509This thread is for miggers only
Retard
>baked early>no subject...
why was i migged here?
Status: Migged
>>730529352>no subjectcome on bruh
>>730529587the background... it's purple
>>730529352hey faggotput a title on next timei hate having to see these retarded threads
miggin
>>730529502>big jon's grommrStill kek>ceiling spidersTruly the peak of these threads
>>730529352You're not gonna live this one down, anon.
>>730529352
I just realised that Trog was on the panel. I recognised the voice, kek.
>no subject
>>730529647cry about it
Migged
Anooooooooooon!!!!!!!!
>>730529558shut up and mig
Why is the subject so important to you chuds? It doesn't affect my filters, the text is still in the OP.
here's makar
>>730529352DOUBLE NIGGER
>>730529732FUCKING BIRDS
>no AGDQ in the OP at all
Jerikandra mig
>lets play a meme category
>>730529502>Frame Fatales is ~60% biologically maleWhy is this one so deep?
I migged.
>>730529786genuinely frightening
>this run
post your stale references
why are nintendo games so poorly coded
>>730529686for me it's Jaidlyn
why the fuck is this not a bonus incentive while they run the game without skipping 90% of it?
>>730529502>BOOBS BOOBS BOOBStypical Claris
THIS RUNNER SOUNDS FUCKING AUTISTIC!
>>730529352You idiot
bocchi the mig
>open your inventory 15 times>pick up the pig>look trough the telescope>start manipulate the entire gameHow the fuck did anyone ever figure this bullshit out?
>>730529502>GDQ tried to assassinate Big JonI remember this, or at least one incident related to it. He kept getting into increasingly life-threatening situations until he almost died in a car crash shortly before a marathon, around the time that he had switched his allegiances to ESA.And then a year or two later he got Bell's Palsy from the Covid vaccine. GDQ assassins definitely spiked his dose with something.
>no subjectShall not mig with Rosalina minus 8.
i hope all the new people are enjoying ACEthis is nu-running
delete this and make new one
>>730529870
>>730529791Arguably worse than ACE in oot because it's 30 mins long.Why did they do this?
dude nobody cares, just do the trick
What's the line between an exploit that is cool to watch and an exploit that ruins the run?
>>730529786would start a family with her
just found out that long-running kickstarter scam documentary about cosmo finally came out (and they made it about transphobia ofc)
>>730529918Reading the memory while putting inputs on a controller
>no subject?? NOOOOO the protocol must be maintained!sybau autists
>>730529918memory viewers.
I hate ACE so much it's unreal
migged
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CHOKED
CHOKE
>>730529934I love ACE. One of my favorite runs was when they used TAS to re-code super mario world to play games like snake and pong
all that shit just to fuck it upgreat, wonderful, what a great run for the final day
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
hahahha
INVALID
>all that talking>for a crashfucking lmao
>all of that explanation>fucked it upwow i'm so glad we did this
one of the chokes of all time
I love "values" and "data"! My favorite parts of video games!
>backup saveFrom Z to ZZZ
>all that buildup>fails>backup save
>waited through 10min of explanation like it's the fucking tutorial owl>crashes
>23 minutes walking around the beach>chokes>backup save
Why aren't they playing on GameCube? It has more sovl.
R E S E T
>Wii Crash ScreechHome
>>730529972i hope you're rockin' a womb
I-Is this g-going over estimate??
>>730529897Autist Event.
I'm convinced this gdq has had more over estimates, DNFs, chokes and backup saves than any previous event
It's ogre
>>730529992it means you cant find the thread in the catalog by just typing "GDQ". it is LITERALLY the only part of the OP that matters
only brainlets dislike ACE
>fucking sits there in a speedrun while guy yaps about what's going on>crash "warning" like it's going to give people a seizure or something
Oh god. What were they thinking, lads?
>>730530089
>>730530045yeah that was awesome
run invalidatedZ rating
>ACE goes over estimate
>backup saveFRAUD
>>730530115they are?
>mfw this run is finally over
>>730530089I'M BREAKING THROUGH
>>730529968Any glitch where you simply stop playing the game for extended periods of time is cringe, especially ones that skip tons of actual gameplay that can be optimized in other, more interesting ways
>>730529981>>730529993So they're using an emulator to read the what happens when they press a button, am I getting it right?
What an amazing run.
>>730530213No, they're playing on Wii.
>>730530000There are so many better runs... Linkus nails them all the time at GDQ.
HOLY SHIT PULL IT ALREADY
>>730530171>hurdur i made the computer do something unexpected!!! xDonly brainlets are impressed by this shit
>>730530254oh
This is like a condensed display of everything that ever went wrong with speedrunning
run status: oinked
List of evil pigs in games:
>>730530045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYQpl8Jj6YgIt's never beaten this one for me.
This pigga is wildin'
>ton of boring explanation just to crash and cheat by loading a backup saveRatings anon, go ahead and put an F on there for me
and that's ACEwas it worth it
>the greatest minds in speedrunning>a pigwho would win?
that was retarded
runner got fucking nigged lol
Stop, just cut off your dick and call yourself Linkle already. You failed.It's so joever.
>>730529352You fucking retard
>>730530297It's a fucking massacre.
Rate the run
Wow. That was amazing. Great display of skill. Glad I watched this.
oh, it ended? riveting
Wow that was anticlimatic, why do people like this game so much
>didn't even realize that he did itWow, amazing run
the pig really gave me hope that this would turn entertaining
>>730530336you have alerted the pig
migging
>>730530000Witnessed and Pink Link-pilled.
>>730530336>MOVEEE!
Wait wait wait, *that* was the bullshit I cleared my schedule for?!
Just use cheatengine at that point wtf was that
that was anti-climatic as fuck, even if it didn't crash the first time it would have been disappointing
>>730530391ZZZ
>>730530364Everyone lost.
>clapping for this shitMight as well clap for someone using gameshark to go to the credits.
RATE THE ZERUDA RUN!
lame
>>730530391Z
>>730530391F for fucking waste of my fucking time
That sucked.
>>730530391Z for zabyssmal dogshit
>>730530391D
>>730530391F
ACE is the lamest shit to ever happen to speedrunning. Worse than state storage running kino runs like the classic GTA games.>>730530391D
unironically got more fun to watch the more he choked.The fact that he had to load a backup save is just the cherry on top.
>that's it
>>730530391D, boring
>>730530362No>>730530391FUCKING ZZZ, JUST LIKE ALL ACE RUNS
>>730530450DLAME
>>730530391ZWould have been higher if he hadn't choked
>>730530391F, nice glitch exhibition retards
>the run is just using a gameshark cheat to skip straight to the credits>>730530391>>730530450zzz
>>730530450A
>>730530391ZZZchoked the only trick and loaded a save
>>730530391C
Anon I'm sick and don't want to put in much effort, what's some comfy slop I can play while running a fever and zoning out to these runs?
>>730530391ZACE is shit anyways but a fuck up into a backup sealed it
At least now we can get a good fucking run
>>730530450Z for Zace
>>730530391Dit was meh
>>730530450>>730530391Z
>>730530362It's... worse than OoT's.There's a reason OoT runners don't play this cat anymore. I was expecting a bit more for WW at least.
>>730530391ZZZ for not a run and big fail.
>>730530450ZZZ
>>730530391FPointless.
>>730530391F not a speedrun and I fucking hate ACE shit so much I wish it would just disappear and never be run in any marathon ever again
>>730530391>>730530450D
>>730530523Play OSRS or Songs of Syx
>>730530391Z for dumb glitchslop
>>730530391C.Trainwrecks are fun to watch
>>730530510GameShark% has potential to be a cool category extension but trannies would never allow it
>>730530391Fpic related: mfw
I'm starting to classify Yeti as a terrorist organization
>>730530391CAt least it was short
>>730530391F, should have been an exhibition after a normal run.
>>730530450D. Another great run ruined by ACE.
>>730530391SSS trans rights are arbitrarily coded rights
>breaking wind wakerheh
>>730530523bejeweled or any of its H-clones
>Pig status
>>730530391D Decent job in explaining what's happening and I am intelligent enough to understand all of it, but runner's execution sucked.
>>730530391D for DnF
we
>Random tranny running around wiping the top of chairs again
>>730530391Z for Zelda.Epic fail.Zelda is ruined. You ruined it. I'm facepalming and want to die now.Thank god Silk might happen.
>complete mastery of game and it's code>boringpick one, you trannies
does gdq have fun things to do between runs in the event?
They could have ended on Mario 64 and anons probably would have rated the overall event more highly. But they're ending on shit like this and Pokemon. Come on Sent....
>>730530702boring
>>730530707They need to get him the fuck out of scheduling right now, he is such shit at it.
>>730530669GDQ will get COVID and HIV down to zero cases
Crowd looks miserable lol
>>730530669yeah i can't imagine why they'd want to disinfect things at the peak of flu season. bunch of libtards!!
>>730530594>all those wrinkles and facial hairWHAT THE FUCKIS THIS WHAT WOMEN LOOK LIKE UP CLOSE?
bah not really interested in the next runsImma watch naked gun
>>730530297they are using our rating system???
>>730530391B, obviously a meme run but I have an autistic interest in minute glitch details like this and if someone went through the trouble of finding their way to the ending by squeezing through glitches that's neat, and seemed to be done competently
>>730530483SRM is great, ACE is not.100% SRM oot is fucking amazing. Pre light skip.
>you now remember that SGDQ where /srg/ successfully donated to get "Cosmo es un reptil" for Wind Waker filenamegood times
>I LOVE HOLLOW KNIGHT>BUT I WILL NEVER EVER PLAY IT
>>730530391I hate giving Zelda a ZZZ but this shit was nothing.
>>730530764Uhhh, it's called COVID now sweetie
WRAP IT UP
theres more??
>>730530774yespeach fuzz is cute
Oh, it keeps going...
Yayyyyyy... more WW ACE...
TECH CREW TURN THE MUSIC OFF FUCKING NIGGERS
>>730530707>wanting to watch mario 54 with a ton of host dono yelling
>>730530794banned for unc'ing
>>730530658
hate tashate acesimple as
>ACE SHOWCASE JESUS CHRIST, IT NEVER ENDS. FUCK ACE.
I was away since the start of the sm64 collective run, what did i miss
this poops
>>730530391E for Did Not Finish
The runner seems offIs he special?
>read out cringe donation>absolute and total silencelmao
What the fuck is happening
>take my roofiesWTF?!
bruh fuck off with this shit
>>730530930you missed the only run worth watching this whole marathon
>wind waker introduced me to gdq and now im trans>I wouldn't be where I am now (trans)
What happened?
SHOUT OUTS TO THE TECH CREW
Actual ZZZ trainwreck just mercy it already.
>cut her off while reading a donoThis man will be executed later.
>can't even get setup for the showcase rightFUCK YOUUUUUU
People showing off tricks like this remind me of AI jeets pridefully showing off their shitty image gen tools not understanding that normal people are neither impressed nor amused.
>>730530754I didn't read that it was ACE and when I did, I just had a blank for what that entailed with Zelda.Not even zelda runners like it, there's no real routing involved and the actions are nothing but voodoo dance.
They need to shit can ACE shit already
And my many dads?
STOP DRAGGING IT OUTEND IT, WRAP IT UP
>>730530901love taslove acesimple asTAS has no place in a live event tho because it literally is just playback
abolish ACE
What is this shitWhat the fuck is happeningThe runner is autistic, the production quality is shit, the showcase is unnecessary in the first place
elden ring is supposed to start in 12 minutes...
>>730530990they killed one of the hosts???????
>>730530642Did he die?
>>730530706no they only have tranny sharks.
>>730530960need a back up for the back up save
it's going to be 10 minutes to make a texture look funny then end, isnt it?
more like gace
It's all falling apart
>>730531018It'd be kinda impressive if they could actually do it but they just choke and load backups. It's like watching a magician and he has to stop the trick and put the rabbit inside his hat because he forgot.
>Cutting the donation bitch off mid read outTrue sigma move right there
>>730530794i fucking hate simpletons like this
troglodyteww
I remember they once had a My Brain Academy TAS that was kinda fun
>>730530794He's not wrong, I don't sit down for a speedrun for 99% of the game to get skipped like that
TAS
Is the Nightreign run going to be normal mode or DoN?
>IT'S A FUCKING TAS
>>730531013>Final Fantasy Tactics is brownWhy
This is the most dogshit event I have ever watched
walk into hotel room, see thiswhat do?
>>730531013Holy fuck seems like I dodged Bullet with wind waker
Is this impressive or stupid?
>Two minutes of fucking nothingOH MY GOD ENOUGH
Dogshit
>>730531018No you actually have to memorise things and understand it.So stupider than AI.
>Trans rights donations on a fucking blank frozen screenPeak speedrunning content right here LET'S BEAT CANCER
>I am now uploading the actual payload>2 more minutes of waiting after all that wait
>>730531087You can't believe how amused I still am for typing nigger and it traveling all the way to the USA to a game boy cartridge
>>730531192I put on my robe and wizard hat
>>730531178mitchriz is running so they'll probably be dying on night 1
>>730531192Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
... seriously?
>>730531118lol
>>730531196It was a complete waste of time
>>730531013QRD on blindfolded MM? Why is it half S half Z?
>>730531192do a 360 and walk away
this shit is so impressive to do on a wii and you droolers have no concept of it
don't believe their lies, birds are not real
who cares what you upload to the game from your PC, you might as well run a mod on an emulator at that point
I'M UPLOOOOOOODING!
>>730531013I should have just stopped watching after mario. I knew it was ACE, but my curiosity of having never seen a WW ACE run won over my rational mind knowing it would suck
>"Guys, I swear, ACE is awesome!">it's dogshit
What is going on... get this shit over with already.
>>730531013Aww, Spiderman was fun?
TRAIN RIGHTS
>Trans rights (ACE)KEK.ZZZZZ
>and now we're going to let the Cookie Click itself for about 5 minutes, could we get some donations?
better times :)
cant wait for it to replace the bottles with trans flags
this feels like when your friend shows you a 10 minute youtube video waiting for you to laugh
So fun watching link stand in the water. Even more fun the second time.
>>730531118>>730530594Maybe don't take close up pictures of people's faces with 2 trillion megapixel 8K cameras?
>another gdq sabotaged by trans glowniggersTheir goal is to destroy active cracking and coding communities because they're a threat to their power.
>mfw the donation reader gets a warning text that she hasn't said trans rights in the past 15 minutes
why do they clap at trans rights every single time?
I remember they ACE'd a BoTW cutscene into OoT a few years back. That was pretty crazy. Don't know how they basically made graphics with controller inputs. Feels like magic. Making tetris with mario sprits in SMW makes sense at least
All this to open the debug menu?Are you shitting me?
Subjless thread for godless nights
I SAW THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS 10 JUST USING ACTION REPLAY
TRANCE RIGHTS
Just use action replay to access the debug menu
>>730531214The way they have it set up, you don't have to understand anything, you just have to follow this precise set of actions exactly.
>>730531296it went overestimate so you had people rating it ZZZ on principle
>>730531192get the gasoline
>>730531178probably normal.You can't really even speed run anything so it will basically be a lets play on normal mode
>>730531383don't and you're banned
>>730531383Groomed
Is it because the zelda community calls ACE degenerate, so trans niggers had to put it in and prevent actual runs this year?
>>730531349This clip was more interesting than the entirety of the WW ACE
Xisters, we are losing the narrative...
can i rate this showcase Z or change my WW F to a Z nowty
Wow, I expected nothing yet my disappointment is immeasurable.
>>730531383they get immediately escorted out if they don't
>>730531374@grok, open their legs
>>730531497what did they mean by this
>>730531374Thought Star's knees were boobs from the thumbnail.
Speedruns?
>>730531419It's not nearly as easy as AI.
>>730531349My favorite run of the marathon
>>730531535don't mention palestine
>>730531391Yeah I don't mind using ACE in a showcase to show how far they can stretch the game to its limits. But ACE speedruns are just bad, just doing random shit until you're suddenly at the credits.
>>730531519hahahaha I've never seen this webm before
>>730531374Why not?
>>730531475Like cops or soldiers.
>>730531497no negative words of any kind. no exceptions>b-b-b-but ice badPOSITIVE VIBES ONLY. YOU'RE TRIGGERING MY SUICIDE
Everyone has seen this room
>>730531281>>730531434That's what I was worried about. This is going to be boring as fuck, then. At least if they were doing DoN there would be a high risk of choking to make it entertaining.
>>730531497TRANSBIANS STAND WITH ISRAEL
>>730531331shoulda been a toehoe run to be desu
>>730531628not me
>>730531192accept the imminent molestation of my every hole and degradation of my soul, for escape is hopeless
>>730531519wait, what's even happening here.
>ACE Showcase*>*Debug Showcase
they are reaching the 2 millions right
>>730531610Not quite
Boring garbage
I don’t mind them showing me debug shit but don’t act like it’s mind blowing. Also “for some reason the debug menu is in Japanese even though we set the language to English” - why do you think that is, dude? Really try and think.
I am a faggot and do not support trans rights, I like cock I would never support one being cut off
wait, did this have an incentive before?
>>730531690kicking out people who watch their event without paying instead of watching the free stream
You ARE donating for the dlc, right anon ?
>>730531591wow what a beautiful woman
have you guys actually ever seen a tranny in real life?i've seen one at gamestop and she was cute
this sucks shit
>>730531803yes and it looked like a man in a wig
LOL GREG XD
speedruns?
>>730531789what a weird fuckin thing.
>>730531803>she
>gdq>0 resultsGood job.
>>730531803I've known a few. Horrible people, but that's unrelated to them being trans probably, that's just normal.
>>730531803ofc different variations. if you dont have to really interact with them its ok.also seen girls with their entire arm cut up and scarred just no sleeve summer chilling
Dog, I do not fucking care
>>730531803A few, but I live in one of the biggest cities in North America. They far and few between.
>>730531497
>>730531519from that distance, wouldn't it be extremely easy to show a forge and get away with it?
>>730531013Why was Armored Core rated so low??
>>730531863Then how are you here?
People paid for this
OVER
>>730531118>>730530594>>730531591They uploaded these pics officially? I'd be pissed lol
>>730531803You’ve seen it in the mirror, no doubt
>>730531893you'd need to have a forged one to do that
They could just keep the flashing imagery warning at the top for every single game
I was expecting them to program tetris or the og Zelda as part of this Ace. This is so fucking underwhelming holy shit.
This isn't Nightreign...
>>730531519Why the fuck did that one nerd take his off
Is this ghost ship thing some fanfiction they scripted into the game, or is it cut content? Its too boring to pay attention to
>>730531731No exactly like them. Just as raped even. It's often a hazing they do. Way to make them obedient.This is why sex trafficking rings often have soldiers, agents or cops amongst them. Who do you think makes these trannies? Trannies are easily controlled and tamed.
>>730531803Yeah, when I used to ride public transportation to college and when I went to an anime convention a few years ago. The ones I've seen in person were all ugly as fuck or very obviously men.
needs more Tetra
>>730531803I saw one working at Barnes and Noble recently. "Daria" according to the nametag. You can choose literally any name and you go with Daria holy fuck.
>there is a Ominous Force
>>730531932lel
>>730531803I recently saw one and it caught me off-guard. It was the kind of zero effort big man with low haircount but long hair and a deep voice in a dress. I must've stared a few seconds at him because I couldn't believe spotting such a specimen in the wild
>>730531905like a showcase arena mode just killing one boss enemy using random buildsi lost the plot and tuned out
>>730531932Could be worse. People paid for Dark Souls ending and didn't get it
>>730531970There's still a PCF spotlight after this come back in half an hour kek
@NINTENDO DO SOMETHING THEY ARE HACKING
Dekinais...
ngl I don't really understand what's going on in this showcase. not in an impressive way it's just boring and aimless
>>730531803I'm dating one
Are we really watching gameshark cheats right now...
>>730531803I saw a 30+ yr old one get bashed at a gig once by a teen.
>>730531891> the golem got out of controlI mean trans people are still fulfilling their purpose, which is to create dissent and poison discourse.But that's at least something positive
This whole showcase feels like a child telling me about the dream he had. It's way too long and I do not care.
>>730532007People decide to become cops or join the army they dont get forced/groomed
>>730532036Based runner.I was there.
>>730531795Go to bed India
>>730532062What's the sex like?
Double over estimate on fucking ACE that isn't even ACE
>>730531803I live in a liberal hellhole and encounter them dailyIt can be difficult to mask my disgust sometimes, especially with how most of them have no regard for personal hygiene
>>730531803Yeah, plenty of them at Evo and other fighting game tournaments. It's rough
>overestimating a glitch exhibitionHOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT
>>730532062is that you Jhay? i missed your SMG run because it was too late for me. I would have rated you an SSS.btw congrats on the engagement king
>>730531848GDQ want zelda banned from GDQ, it's obvious. The trans community HATE cosmo apparently nowadays. Revenge. They also hate us.
>Overestimate on a debug room showcasethis is ridiculous
Over estimate on a fucking showcase?Is this the GDQ with the most Over Estimates?
>>730532050
>using cheats>overestimatethe fuck is this shitput in a ZZZ for me
now i want to change my F rating not to a Z but down more to a ZZZ
I genuinely cannot stand "the couch doesn't know what's going on" as an attempt at humor.
>>730532118prevent israel foundation
Unironically the worst run I ever seen
YEEEEEA SWALLOW THAT MIKE GOOD
>>730532050erm they're not hacking, they're just feeding inputs into the game and playing it really really fast until it LOOKS like theyre hacking
it's all so tiresome
>>730532095Wrong, they get groomed as cadets in their youths, often by family. I knew some personally pressed into defense industry like that and they abused me as a small child. Law enforcement and defence are the biggest sources of child abuse in your country.
>>730532236There's a trend this year of "guy shows off his romhack in a non speedrun" and I don't get it.
>couch pretends to be confused
>going overestimate on an ACE runHOWGIGA ZZZ
>>730531967Yeah, this is unambitious dogshit.
>Hey guys! Watch us play Wind Waker, but not really.>It's actually a rom hack! You can't do this in the real game.What the fuck.
utterly horrible """run"""
>>730532118>>730532218guess there is some hope
>>730531803yeah i was on a date last year with a real girl and there was a tranny and some guy on a date at the table about 8 feet to my right and all i heard the whole time was two dudes talking. it was really distracting but they left soon after
sweetpeebs is a massive loser holy shit stop being a stupid loser and just be cool dumb broad
>you are now manually remembering the "run" where they just hacked ToTK into Ocarina of Time and pretended it was real
>>730531192>mfw
>>730532184This and "Look at this totally normal thing" jokes when something is weird happened/is on screen.
Time for cringe
Wow, sooooo scripted
>Teehee let's pose for the pictures on the GDQ website
>>730532118>Nope.
>>730532276Your family is the only one that's supposed to teach you, not random trannies. If your family is shit that sucks though.
For fucks sake just end this shit already.
>Tech Crew don't even care enough to update the estimate to save face
please can we go back to the speedruns please?
BOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE
Im interested in this but wow the crowd is not into it at all
This is the kind of shit you showcase during a checkpoint or something
TECHNOLOGY
what is the best way to view mod logs? 7tv one is dogshit and always ends up not logging most of them for some reason. mine hasn't caught anything in the last 25 minutes
IS THIS...CRINGEKINO?
>That one person absolutely losing their shit in the background.lmao
oh wow
>>730531803I have two times when I worked as a waiter, it was disgusting
>it starts ticking
uploading the pic is cool, the rest is very uninteresting
>>730532437oh god
this audience blows, holy shit.
Rate the showcase!
Worst GDQ of all time.
this is fucking cool
I knew there was going to be a true end payload like always but this was lame.
>>730532431It's amazing how checked out the crowd has been all event.I think it's genuinely over.
The crowd is not intelligent
>>730532515ZZZ
GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE RETARDS
this was actually cool
Picture was the only cool part
>>730532515D
>>730532494the wii is hooked up to a computer, knowing that kills a lot of the interest. just have to save the new pic in the right spot
>>730532149>The trans community HATE cosmo apparently nowadays. Revenge.Why? Did he de-transition?
>>730532356I've never forgotten. That's one of my all time most hated gdq """runs"""
>>730532515K
>>730532515Z
>>730532515C. It was certainly a showcase.
>>730532515Dat least the photo was cool
Huh, neat. Probably should have gotten out the pictobox sooner, though.
>>730532515Dpictobox was cool
>>730532520An evergreen post guaranteed to be true at every GDQ now and forever.
me on the right
>>730531803I work with 2 but one "is in the closet" (?) and at work goes by his male name. The other is pretty normal but just with a girl name
>>730532515F
good thing is they didn't make much in donos this year
>>730532515zzz
>>730532515C for cringekino
>>730532494yeah>>730532512can you blame them? this run blows so they're not warmed up
>>730532520People say this every year. They’ll one up it next year.
>>730532515SSS for trans rights
>>730532515D+ if only because of the photos at the end
>>730532515B
>>730532515Z Z ZZ Z ZZ Z Z
Aaaaaaaand mute
Okay, that's pretty cool that they wrote the code to import image data from that camera but that should have been the beginning of their demo, not something to build up to after showing us the debug menu that anyone with action replay could have seen 20 years ago.
that is pretty neat
this motherfucker is married? to a woman?
>>730532515Fthe physical pictobox is a fun prop that stops it from being Z
melo checking in real quick to further erode the quality of the event
>>730532515K is the lowest right?Do KIf ZZZ is the lowest do that instead
>>730532515F fuck off with this shit
oh boy here's a money grubbing jew that doesn't care at all
>>730532515B because I'm not a brainlet normalfag and can appreciate people making the game their bitch. Points docked for the overdone "confused couch" schtick.
>>730532550What an unflattering photo.It's almost a meme template.
>>730532413I wasn't abused by a tranny.I was abused by what I am suspecting is the blowback from embedded abuse within defence corps nowadays, especially in the culture. They caught several involved in gay child sex rings in several sports clubs in my country. Police tried to hush it up. Abuse charities also ignored it. It's literally a defence operation. They abuse children to control the state.
does this woman deserve 300k salary + benefits + 401k + healthcare + transport + PTO + stock + meals + cars + office equipment?
i can only imagine the thoughts going through the PCF woman's head when she steps into that room
would you the cougar?
fuck is this dude wearing
The best thing this bitch can do to prevent cancer is to pull the plug on this shitshow
I wonder why they're the only organization that prints out pamphlets...
>>730532726Yes chud
>only a few hours left?>release... him.
I'd plow this GILF
wtf is this outfit
>>730532645guy on the left looks like a family guy character in the picture. Head shaped like a pear.
The Water Boots was cool. Just wish they spent more time showing it or its functionality.
>Elden Ring>Hades>Silksong>PokemonThat's it, I'm outta hereSee you all in a month (or 6 months)
Any good non-troon runs?
>>730532778Concord cosplay
>>730532758because they unironically bully other organizations
PCF are fucking demons like any charity. Fuck you.
>>730531905Runner kept dying in his own made up category like a total shitter. Went over estimate three times. Twice in the main run after they added 5 minutes the clock for him in the middle of a run, and again after that when he went over those 5 minutes. Then he went over time in the showcase run which he was also dying in. Good game but horrible fucking runner. Also ugly ogre on the coach didn't help.
>>730532778zestyfit
>>730532717Well that sucks sorry
mute the stream
>>730532778Netflix Mario
They've been really laying it on thick with the generic charityslop shit they have to do today kek
>>730532515ill do him a D
>40 years of scamming
>>730532515ZZZ, pure garbage
SOUL CHANGING
>>730532778>when you make your character look goofy as fuck for the serious cutscenes
US BASED
>>730532778He's like a character in a ps1 snowboarding game.
>>730532856jej
So what does PCF exactly do?
>all this money wasted on paying healthcare bills
why dont big pharma just cure cancer and make a gazillion dollars from the cure
>>730532845already done. cant stand brutal melo
>"LET'S FIGHT CANCER">Actually we are just funding early detection, gl on fighting it tho
AGQ
>>730532840It does suck.But now you know why I really hate trannies, because guess what is also part of their operations?It's clearly militant. That's how they're so leveraged.
HOYP
which place would you like to rail this milf the most?her first house?her second house?her lake house?her winter cabin?her overseas cottage?her yacht?
why did god invent cancer?
>>730532927Because then they're out of a job, bro
there are some great photos from gdq
>>730529770>FUCKING BIRDSDon't mind if I do
>>730532927Because you should shut the fuck up and give me a million dollars every day to not die.
ZZZ propaganda segment
>>730532927Because the military and government consider that a threat to national security. I'm not even joking. Could explode populations too much.
What are this woman's medical credentials
SHUT OFF YOUR IPAD
>>730532973in the ass
Worst finale schedule for the worst GDQ ever. Fitting
>>730532778Just wait a moment for the textures to load in
>>730532951True
>>730532983Actually it was Satan read the Bible retard
>>730532515z
never forget what they took away from you
hot mics are ruining this even more than usual
>>730532927cancer is a term that covers many different kinds of cancer, so there wouldn't be just one cure. But if there was, then it would be overall good for big pharma because now they can double dip and start causing cancer in people in order to charge them to cure it. There are a lot of medical treatments that work for other things but happen to cause cancer, and they'll become viable once the cure for cancer is found. So now you're gonna pay out the ass for risky treatments that cause cancer and then pay to cure the cancer.
Robots was a kino movie shame the bad guys won in real life
robots is a good movie
>>730532973Her bank account
>>730533020How the fuck do chibi's biceps look bigger
wonder how much she makes a year
>>730533046ponder the aroma
>>730533036But ironically they're being disposed of because their use was limited. They don't even see that.
>>730532778the "i lack attention" fit
man I'm hungry
hot take: cancer is good for humanity
>>730533106It's his jerkin off hand, Caleb at his peak never stood a chance
>>730533109200-300K would be my guess
>>730533046Does he walk outside in his socks what the fuck
>>730532778do you think he smells like unwashed ass or too much cologne?
>>730533109Is she on this
>>730533140it would be good for this thread
They are not going to reach the dlc incentive
>OH MY JEWISH ORGANIZATION IS NUMBER 1 IN TERORIST AMERICA!
>>730533109Who cares, they all deserve the rope like any corpo drone.>>730533140Well you're not good for anything, being cancer yourself.
>>730533109250-280k base depending on the year (excluding extra benefits etc)
damn this bitch is still yapping
>>730533138i have a fat ass onion bagel with cream cheese waiting for me
>>730532980This doesn't make sense because every company is currently behaving as short sighted as possible. A CEO could just cure cancer, give himself massive payout after a few year, and then leave before the company implodes
they're gonna mention that "just play tetris" bullshit aren't they
>>730532980>implying that's bad.
Don't you love hearing about depressing shit like cancer diagnoses while playing video games.
>>730532927>"but I don't wanna cure cancer, I just wanna turn people into transexuals"
>>730533140you are right. every first world society has a rapidly ageing population. legalizing assisted suicide and banning immigration is the only way to take back control but neither is going to happen
>>730533167The two usually coexist.
>>730533120Gdq still needs them apparently
damn what a useless charity
>>730532974to make us all advance to his ideal creation, the crab
>>730532974It would be so fucking funny if he just asked her that.
>>730533170no. she's judy hoyos
>>730533170wtf actual scam
>>730533165American marathon.
>>730533106chibi is a beast who slays pussy nonstop at gdq. watch your mouth, he would heem you if he ever caught you talking shit like that irl
reminder to KILL the anon who forgot to put AGDQ anywhere in the OP
hello anon this is your doctor, you have prostate cancer. stage six.you have three minutes to live.best regards
>>730533170These are only directors and executives. They probably have more employees too. GDQ is probably their biggest benefactor too I bet. Most of GDQ money goes to their salaries lol
>>730533309kek
>>730532974>mfw donating to the Prevent God Foundation
the fuck do you mean "literal" goosebumps, how would you get metaphorical goosebumps?
I litcherally have goosebumps y'all
>>730532773>three nose rings>and a piercing below the lipabsolutely foul
>>730532927The treatment makes a lot more money
Tell the nightlord... I ain't gonna make it.
>>730533232cologne+ass actually just amplifies the ass smell
>>730532927because they already make 10 gazillion dollars from the treatment
>>730533309I bought condoms just to see what its like to put one on. That is probably a step below Chibi to be honest.
>>730533290Most charities are like this.Just check the salaries of their CEOs, it's actually insane how much of the money that goes to charity go straight to the pockets of these fucktards.
>>730533170these are all women>>730533329>each AGDQ barely covers a year's payroll
>ceo abused her position to talk to a cancer researcher and help her momwow so heart warming, glad we could all help this millionaire out
>>730533106chibi is in Japan living his best life and owning the chuds daily
>elden ring>3:59pmah yep
>>730533170>pictured: the worst scum you can think ofHeath charities are so toxic, they will sue and stop people making actual progress in the industry because it harms their own personal incentive and reason for existing. Capitalism is just a miserable failure and will never work. The innovations it's made over the past century have largely been stolen from those doing it for free. Same with authoritarian regimes they just take stuff from people that do it without compensation and then shut their ability to protest that down.
SPONSORED BY RED BULL BTWDEFEATING CANCER GIVES YOU WINGS
>>730533350Your GP can refer you and help you get tested for ASD, anon.
>>730533170I guess pamplets are cheap to print so the rest can go to founders and employees.
>>730532856lmao
So wait sorry what was the motto of this tale>I was able find more information about my mother's cancer because... I had a nepo connection to a researcher as director of a large healthcare charity and could contact them directly>This is why the work we do is so important
alright that was cool. now melo, can you repeat what you just heard back to her?
>>730533170Which ones are part of the sand tribe?
>>730533417>turn around to zip up fly>show ass crackit's like a cartoon
why is this still on my screen
>>730533437need to stim out while combing through research papers to help save grandma's life? red bull's got you covered
hpv? like the dr mario song?
>>730533412It's really beyond parody. So much activism by ordinary people, all funneled into making rich people richer and their corporations richer instead of the opposite. What they did after OWS completely mindbroke this country. Buy some merch y'all, trans rights.
>>730533367kek
>>730533446why would i get tested for hearing something retarded being said, just say you have goosebumps, no need for the extra.
I have never donated to "charity" in my whole life, AMA.
>>730533530They're stalling hard for Elden Ring donos.
at least this makes more sense then the science man block
go get your colon checked for pollips guys
UNO REVERSAL
Huh, the schedule hasn't updated yet, it shows we should be almost done with Nightreign by now.
EXAMINE YOUR BALLS LIVE ON STAGE
>>730533563Based and same. I think charity organizations should be illegal.
>>730533563do you wear wig?
>>730533596I'll check yours if you check mine
do a flip
>>730533596You can come right over to me;)
>>730533538Everything post OWS has been clown world ay.A psyop that has caused the worst genocide ever seen on the planet.
Kek he's gonna check his nuts for cancer on camera
>>730533563Holy basederino
>>730533563What's it like having a queue of hot bitches sucking your cock dry while you play Dreamcast?
>>730533367OY VEY (((SHUT IT DOWN)))
The guy is fucking holding him
>needs to be held up to do itFRAUDCHEATER
>>730533596Just jerk off to prevent prostate cancer
literal clown show
how the fuck is it considered a handstand if you have someone else holding you up, literally anyone can do that. what a complete fuck. hate hate hate this "man"
>>730533570Yeah confirmed kek
>>730533663uh...
>we're due for a demo>let me check your prostate, melo
Wish I could get rich by scamming people
>>730533625I think corporate and government organisations in general should be dismantled, through force of the masses.Otherwise, they'll el salvador you eventually.
oh my god wrap it up, we know what the fuck this goes towards, you are repeating yourself at this point.
>>730531905Great concept for a challenge run, but the runner just didn't lock in. He'd be dying twice or more to a boss, and instead of focusing so he could kick its butt, he'd instead be bantering like there wasn't a challenge he was meant to be finishing. He has to put on a show in order for any chat to be worthwhile
>>730533550Because you can use it in a figurative sense, as hyperbole. If we use "that makes me sick" it might be easier for a sperg to understand. It's an expression that does not necessarily imply that the speaker actually has an upset stomach.
>>730533663
>>730533708You need your bro there to check your balls, colon, and prostate for lumps while you're upside down. That's the whole point.
>>730533708>literally anyone can do that80% of americans do not have the strenght to do even that.
>>730533563I did once, and turns out it was a scam. I was on the streets of Poznan on my last day in Poland and some kid comes up to me with a red binder of poor Ukrainian children collecting money in a jar. Since it was my last day, I just gave my remaining Polish cash. Googled it later and apparently like only 5% of that money makes it to help people.
>>730533563Why are you based?
>>730533715ponysisters...
>>730533752
>>730532101Lot of 69ing, I had to work hard to get her used to the idea of using her cock
>>730533752You think they could at lease use this segment to inform people how to prevent cancer, instead of just repeating the snippets that the readers already summed up. Your viewers aren't idiots ok they are but still, and your charity has a mission
YETEE SAVE US FROM THIS SEGMENT AND FILL THE INCENTIVE
Games when?
>>730533563Same, this shit is all a scam
>6 hours left2 million dream is dead
So glad we have GDQ! Great runs for a great cause.
>>730533852You can't prevent cancer. You can only reduce your chances of developing it.
>she's pulling down this much a year to print out pamphlets about why cancer is badi'm in the wrong line of work
>>730533616Holy shit, you're right.FUCKING MOVE ON! I JUST WANNA SEE NIGHTREIGN SO I CAN TURN OFF THIS SHIT FUCKING EVENT!
Ummmm can't we talk about something more important like TRANS RIGHTS????
>>730533849>her cockyou people are hilarious
a shame they'll stall for this incentive, the DLC map is ass
>>730533752I think they're legitimately way under estimate for donations and have to stall for incentives. It's not the just elden ring thing, they need enough money to fund silksong and they're hundreds of thousands off. If they don't fund it there's an hour of dead air lol
>>730533794If anyone comes up to you on the streets asking for you for money it's 10000% a scam. I guarantee not even 5% of that money made it to the charity because they were just scammers looking for a fool
>Taking a dime more than 100k a year for charity workdo these people even care
When's Melee?
>>730533849Interesting. Can you get her to cum from a good ass pounding?
>>730533170>almost 1.4 million combined >all the event money goes to them>0 dollarionos for the real researchersKEK
I will rape. Shall it be you?
RIP Yetee. Usually they have saved it by now
>Checkpoint up in 8 minKek that's how far behind they are
>>730529352>>730529352>>730529352THREAD HERE
>>730533925>50 hours per weekYeah she definitely works from home and mainly answers emails and does video conferences.
>twewy musickino...
>>730534027nice
>>730533996you can try fatboy
>>730533960they really need to reign in the shitty runs and get the big names in, i know this is a showcase of anyone getting a game they can speedrun. but christ, no one is going to watch some scrimblo bimblo game and donate towards incentives of shit you've never heard of.
i still have no idea what nightreign is but i guess i dont care either. I haven't cared about Souls games since DaS1
>>730534027no lie detected
>>730533960How much do they need for silksong?
>>730534027migging in process
>>730534027he's not wrong
>>730533896Honestly, parasitic to speedrunning and good causes at this stage.Speedrunners have been avoiding it for a while nowadays.>>730533924No you can definitely do a ship of theseus and avoid it. But this system won't let you, it's unprofitable.If doing something could benefit a disempowered community, it's not benefiting those that actually control the capital - it's threatening their power.
>>730534069it's risk of rain 2 but elden ring
>>730533489Hearty kek.
>>730534069Contrarianism isn't cool
>>730534069wow you're so special shut the fuck up and give me a head if you're a girl
>>730534069nobody asked unc
>>730534061Huh? It's the opposite, Silksong is a hugely popular game especially among the target audience, which is why it's an incentive, purely to squeeze more money. And yet they're still way behind.
totally real donations with totally real messages> donations now apply to every incentiveuh huh
>>730534069source
that kid better watch his back
>>730534181overwatch
>>730534027
>>730533875I think most charities are actually relatively legit.It's just that whenever a charity gets outed as a scam, it becomes a big deal and that reflects poorly on all charities even the legit ones.
>>730534069based and same
You guys are so pent up and horny
>>730534152Then why do you care?
Ok now they're not even hiding it
>1k donations from anonymouslmao yeah time to move it along
>>730534167sorry not incentives, extensions of runs.
>>730534196I could beat his stupid fucking ass into a pulp with a hammer
> multiple 1000 dollar donations saying "silksong"
How do you even speedrun Nightreign? The game has a locked timer for all runs
>>730534196I would not allow children anywhere near this place. He's just going to get fucked in the bathroom ay.
guess we're stalling now
this stalling is such fucking bullshit. its so tiresome.
>>730534241Most sane trans individual
Migg quickly>>730533564>>730533564>>730533564
>>730534241>>730534196you dumbfucks have terrible threat detection. He is clearly the most dangerous person there.
>>730534296now?
Is speedrunning over yet?
>>730534278All you can do is kill night bosses fast and spawning the first wave before the circle closes. It's stupid
>>730534196>he's there with the blue-haired thingGrim.
Just fucking start it... you'll get 2k during the 30 minute run, you know you will ffs... I am so fucking disgusted with this entire thing.
>>730533992God, I fucking hate charity orgs.
>mfw forgot to mig
