Now: Elden Ring NightreignNext: Hades IILater: Week Review Group "Quiz"Streams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730529352
its bad rn
first for TRANS WRONGS
mmmm mommy
>>730533564I'm in.
fagets
Miggin
>Here's your charity ran by women bro
What does AGDQ stand for?
>my mom had to read a 7 year old paper written by one of our guys>it didn't actually have anything to do with a cure though>i'm a gay robot>the yetee just donated 17k for the dlc of a dlc run, yipee!>glug glug glug, sucking tranny baby penids backstage
Miggy
>>730533860Jesus Fucking Christ
They all say trans rights but I've never seen a tranny fight nigga
>>730533564Migging in and back out. I didn't want a second this season, anything good that I missed?
>>730534021if gdq became a tranny fight club i'd actually donate
>last run is pokemonOnly if it featured Keizaron would it easily crown this event to be the worst GDQ yet
>>730533860Listen, thanks for donating but we need to make sure we all get paid first, dont ask how much
>>730533564What's with all the robots posting lately. I know it's a movie that's popular with trans people but I thought the hype around it had died down?
>>730534245Trannies latch onto anything niche
>>730533873are the rumors about rubie true?
you incompetent fucks just had a 20 minute interview segment, how was the next game not being set up in that time
>>730534261Is this the most memorable thing from the event?
Tranny thread.
>>730534151being a tranny is not about sexuality as do lgb refer to when adressed , but they make up for the lack by being the most perverse kind with a freshly transitioned tranny turning on OF a day after putting on a dress
>>730534298bro gotta get that incentive
>>730534261what am i witnessing here?
>>730534294What's the context here
>>730533564Looks like Adef
>>730534283100%
*migs slowly*
>>730534368kek
>>730534245movie has canonically trans characters since robots can just change how they look.
How was Chrono trigger magus%
>>730534261Why did he run off?
>>730534278It's literally just speed on Day 1, Day 2 and nightlord boss kills.Nothing else matters.
miggin with my miggers
>>730533564I don't get it
>>730534351A heated debate inside one man's mind whether to let the shit flow into his pants or run to the toilet asap.
elden ring hoyyyyype
>>730533860COME ON WE'RE ALMOST THERE FUND ANOTHER VACATION HOME WE CAN DO IT
>>730534368lmao
migg
mig
Japanese scientists discovered infecting mice with Ewingella Americana bacteria completely eliminates cancer and is much more effective than currently used prescription cancer drugsGuess what? You will never be allowed to use it because a bacteria isn't profitable.>Be dying from cancer>Doc can I inject myself with that bacteria?>Ummmm no you fucking chud that's not FDA approved trust the science>>730533925>>730533976PCF is a great example of a bad charity.Massive amounts of money to their employees and all they do is shit like hand out pamphlets telling you not to smoke and get screened for cancer.
that PCF segment was great, but do they support trans rights?
>>730534357He got the star.
IM A HEADBANGA
Checkpoint in 2 minutes guys
If Caleb were here they'd be at $2.5 million already
insane stalling strats
>>730534417poopy
>>730533819Is this OPM season 3? I heard it's bad but holy shit are they not even trying?
>$5,000 anonymous donation
>>730533860it's a great racket
5k from anonymous says trans rights
>>730534438What run? (no pun intended)
>>730533860PCF paid GDQ LLC 453K. Is this normal that your "charity" pays to for profit company to fundraise for them
>yay we made it with a mysterious $5000 donation :))))
>>730534351>>730534417nothing. this is just the gdq admin feed, the clip is right after his sign off so it just looks awkward
what would happen if Elon would donate a million dollars? would xeir heads explode?
TRANSBIANS STAND WITH ISRAEL
>>730534464I see that but was there any reason he shouldnt
troon's priviledges
>ER Nightreign>Hades II>Silksong>Pokemon Emerald
Migged for the triple he/him.
>>730534271In my experience they don't. They generally latch on to stuff they liked as a kid or stuff that can be interpreted as being about gender ideology or just stuff that's popular in general. So trans people love Warhammer because it's popular on social media and politically relevant but you almost never see trans people (or chuds for that matter) talk about MC or Deadzone. >>730534405Yeah I know but there seems to be more people posting about it than usual
GIRL POWER
Is Nightreign good
im feeling scammed
INCOMING $300,000 USD DONATION FROM THE YETEE. TRANS RIGHTS
>>730534438>>730534417>>730534351He just had a sexual emergency
> revenantof course
>revenant>worstBird Exists
>top choice was Rev>all female charactersNo surprises here.
wow an ANONYMOUS 5 THOUSAND dollar DONATION that MEETS the incentive at the very END that just HAPPENS to say trans rights???????????WHATARETHEODDS?????????????
Predict the total amount of donation money they'll have raised by the end.
>>>>>>>>Fucking retard thinks Revenant is worse than Guardian
>>730534631I haven't played it, but no.
>>730534540FF tactics
>>730534631Yes, if you like Elden Ring's combat and want to play it in a roguelite boss rush format.
>>730534585Most in the relay did terribly, he did it perfectly
>>730534667real or the number on the screen?
>>730534459>>730533170>almost 1.4 million combined >all the event money goes to them>0 dollarionos for the real researchersKEK
>>730534631Not for this kind of event, but I really liked the game, good luck finding other people to play with tho
>work for charity>make a shitload of moneyhuh
>>730534631it's fun but can get stale since it lacks good randomization
yeah $2 million HYOP
>>730534642
>>730534575One day they'll start actively promoting the genocide of people in places like gaza while also saying "stop the trans genocide".I mean Jews already do that. Why wouldn't they?
>>7305346672,186,397
why not 3 cams for this?
I was looking forward to nightreign but I didn't get it because it didn't have duos
>>730534662>>730534673he probably just forgot guardian exists
having the mic levels displayed so you can see who talks is a nice touch ngl
>>730534627>Yeah I know but there seems to be more people posting about it than usualI mean it's also just a pretty good movie.
>>730534747It has them now
>>730534459Anon are you a fucking mouse? Because if you are, you eat your own shit. Go look up the differences between rodent and human.
People unironically still watch Trannies ACKing Quick?It's been fucking trash for years now.And somehow gets more and more mentally ill every year.
>>730534631It's fun if you like the coop aspect of the games and aren't bothered by a time limit. I agree that there needs to be better randomization long term.
>>730534707I wonder what the median income of a donor is, or the median income of attendees.Woops nevermind I'm asking too many questions, uhhh TRANS RIGHTS
I don't care about rollslops
This game is slop, but the good kind.
>>730534706Number on screen, but you can also predict the real amount too.
>No fall damageISHYGDPTS
>>730533564>Autistic Gamers Done Queer
Does anyone remember what game it was that some runner did at GDQ where they did runs for two games back to back then ended off on saying that he won't be back to GDQ anymore?
>>730534831
>>730534631If you like Souls combat and boss rushes, yes.
>>730534794Trash since probably 2018ish, agreed
>>730534664What Rights do Trans retards want they are not getting killed like christians in africa they just killthemselfs
Do the Nightreign girls have good lewds?
>>730534709>good luck finding peopleThere's 38k players on Steam
Imagine if the servers went down for maintenance right now lmao
why are we not getting footage of the other two players?>>7305348572.3 mil
If they really wanted a spicy run they would have gone for ED Libra
This game is so fucking boring to watch
This game did not need to be made
this is literally not a speedrun.IT'S NOT A FUCKING SPEEDRUN
>>730534459meds
>>730534903I think he meant friends
kill this
>>730534902FromSoft never disappoints
LAMOW LAMOW LAMOW LAMOW LAMOW
why does this game even exist
>worse than my fucking randosJesus.
how does FromSoft gets away with releasing games that look and play like PS3 era games in the current year?
im already giving this cringe fest a ZZZ rating
im humbly requesting the latest chart
>Chokes on 1st boss
>Literal timed game>Speedrun
>>730534962$$$
LETS PLAY LEMAOCEO 300K
They are literally making us watch friendslop lets play
>dying at all to a fucking Erdtree AvatarThis is embarrassing as fuck.
>>730534884that was metal gear rising jet stream sam dlc and then a spliced video of him getting a fake wr in the robot dog dlc for the same game
fuck anything that isn't a speedrun
>getting downed by non-depth erdtree avatar
>>730534902
I'm optimistic this will be one of the few decent runs this event.
>>730534935>cashgrab game>cashgrab event>cashgrab incentive for cashgrab DLCIt's like pottery, it sort of rhymes
>LAMEOW LAMEOW LAMEOWWHY WON'T THESE PEOPLE TALK NORMAL?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>730534780>Anon are you a fucking mouse? 95% of the time if something does something in a mouse it does it in a human.Mice and humans are pretty genetically similar.
>>730535000not even fun lets play like Monster in my Pocket
>three players>only one screenNot that a single big screen is bad (it's better, even) but for once I wanted to see what the other players are doing since I know how to play the game.Also not a speedrun so locking in ZZZ by default.
>>730534965Soulscultists will play literally anything fromsoft shits out.It's the same as pokemon cultists.
>>730534965games that look better play way worse, aaa is cooked
This is just a literal let's play
What does it mean that this is a timed game/autoscroller? Surely they kill the boss faster or slower
>>730534965because current era game design philosophy is absolute trash
>>730534667$2,583,406
I can count the number of actual speed runs that happened this week on one hand
>needing to get bailed out by revenant ult against erdtree avatar
>my bad, im doing a bitSo theyre the best that this game has to offer huh
>>730533170>4chan discovers that non-profits have to compete with for-profits in the labor market.
>>730534817Stop asking questions transphobic asshole, cancer isn't a big deal. TRANS RIGHTS!
>>730534903Oh, I mean friends, playing with randoms can be quite frustrating with the connection problems and how retarded people can be
>Woah thanks to The Yeti for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars!
>>730535028if we're genetically similar why do they die in 2 years and make me the big sad
the skill on display is simply staggering
a souls run without any of the movement and exploration skips that makes souls runs interesting to watch
>not a single remaining run looks interesting at all to mejust as well NFL time
Woah loreta is shiny!
>>730535113this but with women
>>730534965I'll take PS3 over JUST BUY TWO 5090'S
My friends and I are better than this, jesus christ
the power of a gamerdad
if i wanted to watch someone die all the time in a soulslike id watch quin69 the clown
>multiplayer>boss rush>ultimate abilities>characters from the "multiverse"is this what souls games are like in 2026?
>>730535147I'm just holding out for Silksong
>This is the average soulsfag telling you to "git gud" when you complain about the game
>>730534965what does a "current era" game play like, in your godlike opinion?
Wow, this is an accurate simulation of my Depths 4 runsRetards eating dirt
>>730535028despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage...
>>730534965It's actually simple, they made something good and then gave people more if it without making any major changes, which is what most people want from developers not endless streams of slop that don't resemble anything that they actually enjoyed about the original entry in a series
>>730535119most epic let's play of 2026 by far
>>730535069The entire day timer is 14 minutes and there are two days before the night lord. The only variance is how long each end of day boss and the night lord take.
>>730535184yeah! pretty epic right?
what has fromsoft become
>>730535119
>>730535164see you next GDQ then , im rooting for you !
>>730535185You better get on your knees for Fangamer and Yetee, anon.
>>730535119amazing
>died like 10 times in the first five minutesjesus, your average /erg/ shitter is better than this, i would've disconnected already
>finale is a THIRD pokemon run
This is not a speedrun this is just normal gameplay Yikes no Optimal builds nothing
fighting loretta at lv 4 is just piss-poor routing even for great hollow, tf are they even doing
>>730535223So it's forced to be exactly 28 minutes until the final boss?
>3 bar Loretta>literally a tree sentinel with magicThese are the retards I get in my D5 random queues.
this is it?
GDQ would be good of they only accepted hot trannies
Even with randoms I can have 0 down runs especially on normal mode
>>730535193lies of pstellar bladesekiro
>>730535264There's a cuck chair for you too
another year, another final day with a mitchriz choke run
somewhere out there is a person watching this who is going to rush an erdtree avatar, three bar, then rage quit in your lobby because they're going to try to copy this with randoms.
>>730535320and they showed their cocks or what?
>>730535264>sissy unc gameBORING
>>730535317Imagine if the donations were real and somebody really paid $1000 to see an extended version of this.
>>730535028>95% of the timeSo 5% of the time it doesn't work. That is why the FDA doesn't approve that shit yet at that stage, because that 5% can be stuff like literally killing you. Plus that 95% can work but also have side effects. Yay cancer is cured but now my liver shut down isn't something good
>>730534459I won’t comment on PCF as a charity in and of itself, they’re probably gay, idk. But pointing out the salaries of high up people in charities is pretty retarded. Yes they’re paid quite a lot out money, they could probably be paid less, but who the fuck is going to take on a C level role with all the stress and work for a fraction of the salary of one at a for profit company? An idiot. You want an idiot in your C suite?
>>730535238Maybe if there's ever a /v/ marathon or something I'll assemble the bros
> revenant getting carried as usual
>>730535189that's life, when people pretend they're above you in any context, it's because they just barely reached the "threshold"
>>730535313>>730535296>>730535269>>730535259>>730535216>>730535164Let's see you try and do this in front of 70,000 people while curing cancer and being entertainment
Why the fuck do we have a general for this tranny infested piece of trash!!?
Wait a minute, this boss is just a normal guy from the original game but big...
I'm honestly not sure if I consider Nightreign a valid speedrun game
>>730535320>ywn see a three-way sm64 race between prime bailey jay, prime domino presely and prime daisy taylor
>>730535264Let's hear it for a bonus final run incentive for $3M, which is Pokemon any%!
I'm 34 years old, would I be above or below the average age of the runners at GDQ.
>>730533860>negative $140k net fundraisingso they basically spent 140k on spreading cancer?
>>730535427
>>730535421>58.5k*
>find exactly one star with 6 spikes
aggy laughing his ass off right now with parkenharbor in his lap
>>730535373Surely there's some kind of law against using fake donations to convince people to donate, right?
>>730535434They could finally have some incentives worth donating for.
>>730534459>a bacteria isn't profitable.I'm in the probiotics business, and it is literally very profitable
Another game where I can't tell what is even happening.
I have no friends and these guys keep eating shit but this looks fun tbqh
>>730535320finally, an honest anon
did aggy get banned or something
>>730535215
>>730535474>even the speedrun streamer of the year doesn't want to go to this shit eventlmaoing my lmao o
>>730535489obviously not or everyone involved would be in jail rn
>>730535489prove it
>>730535553NOOOOO
>>730535421TRANS RIGHTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT, FUCK YOU
>>730535545you need to suck tranny cock to be on stage
>>730535553i'm ambeaverlent to this image
>>730535523clear ubisoft towers on the map but they're reskinned enemies instead
>Let's play Elden Ring Nightreign!
>>730535545opposite, he and the whole circle he's associated with dropped GDQ
>>730535489Where's your proof that we've done that? I highly doubt GDQ would be that stupid
>>730535189git gud and its consequences on internet discourse has been more devastating than anything else since its inception
I'm bored
>>730535421I can already imagine>online event cause no venue>a days worth of runners>false anon names to hide identity>chokes>insta disconnects from the event as not to get flamed by /v board
>>730535553why did he do it bros...
>>730535545would you leave your house if parky was waiting in bed for you every night?
>>730535630these people playing are his circle
>>730535303No.>Day 1>14 minutes of exploring with circle closing in between>circle closes fully and end of day boss spawns>end of day boss lasts until the boss is defeated, no time limit>if the entire team is downed the whole run ends>repeat entire cycle for Day 2>Day 3 is only the night lord>same rules as the day boss, lasts as long as everyone in the party is not downed
>3k donations since nightreign startedThey are not fucking hitting silksong without Fangamer and Yetee carries.
>>730535489If there were any serious regulation on this sort of stuff then PACs would be broke. The legal schemes charities use are the same as political organizations, that's why they can get away with such blatant scams. The ones who write regulation have their and their clients' paychecks depending on not regulating it.
>>730535553that probably hurt but I'm sure he's fine
>>730535629>Guardian player wastes ult dodging attack even the fucking raider dodged normally
He plays Duchess the same way I play Raider
>>730535660I would respect someone more for disconnecting before going overestimate.
rate the impression
Someone post the ranni dung eater image please
>>730535630are you stupid
Can you play nightreign solo?
>>730535629>bird shitter thinks he's helpingPLAY A BETTER CHARACTER
>>730535184try playing nightreign without touching your ults or any character abilities anon
>>730535721ASDF
I want her to call me a good boy in that voice and tell me how to jerk off
>>730535721Better than I would have expected desu.
>>730535721had to mute
>>730535721whisper on my cock next time it need to inspect it
>>730535721S, I have not played elden ring and cannot speak to its authenticity but it was kinda hot
>>730535432It seems like an awkward choice because the only parts you can speed up are the day 1/2 bossfights + nightlord, majority of the 45min ish run just cannot go any faster no matter what you do.
>>730535721I muted the stream during it
>>730535736yeah
She has never heard Ranni speak if she thinks that sounded anything like her.
How long will this run be?
>>730535702they've got 2 hours of Hades 2 to shill through
>>730535630why do you just make shit up
Well this event is pretty much over unless you're a retard that actually likes hours long pokemon speedruns. Rate the GDQ
>>730535721Muted instantly out of 10
>>730535721it was ok
is this just a regular nightreign run?
>>730535629>i'm protecting the flock(tm)!raider was gonna tank it with his skill just fine
>>730535736Yes. If your competent at the game it's way easier since it scales down. Also you get a free res every night and can buy wending graces from merchants
>shelet me guess, they're gonna avoid using he pronouns despite the hades runner being >he/she/they
>>730535215Something about iterative games confuses and enrages the average AAA game player, but ONLY when the game is "serious", this scorn is not extended to shit like Mario and Sonic that are iterative
This sucks
>>730535818ZZZ
>>730535510You don't have to go through human clinical trials and the FDA approval process to get it approved to treat cancer(gorillions of dollars and 10+ years)Who would pay for that? You can't patent a bacteria or have sole rights to it.Bacteria are easily and cheaply mass cultivated.
>>730535831That's the only kind of nightreign run
>>730535831Yes, it's not a speedrunable game.
>>730535831>incentives to choose the player classyes
>>730535854Shut up unc, go play mario
>>730535736Yes, the normal mode is actually easiest when solo. Deep of Night mode is the opposite and extremely difficult to solo except with a few characters. Most people do it in trios.
so much shilling trash and delays and then they bring out this lets play TRAAAASHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>needing these try hard comms in a game meant for randos
these guys suck
>>730535850What, he doesn't know if he's a man, a woman or a Magneton? Maybe it depends on how he feels in the morning
>>730535935-each other
This is just a regular game of nightrein...
>jumps over a castle wall>cowritten by george rr martin
>>730534507I'm pretty sure some of the episodes got rated so low that the entire show managed to set some kind of record for how poorly it was received
>>730535630PARKEN COME BACK
why'd he go consecutive attacks over double balancer relics if he's gonna spam weapon skills?
This *feels* like I'm watching three middle aged college buddies, who now all work corporate jobs, during their bi weekly friday night gaming call.
>rollslop uncslopi slepp
doing towers is a mistake by the waydoing the castle instead gets you more runes and more item checks
>>730535489All kidding aside they don't need fake donations. They can just have a sponsor donate, and then compensate the sponsor by purchasing deliverables, such as merch or ads. The sponsor writes the charitable donation off on their taxes, and the organization lists their purchase as fundraising expenses. The money makes its way in a circle between the charity and the sponsor and can all be listed as donations. Bigger numbers help draw in more and bigger donations from actual viewers so it's a worthwhile scheme for the charity.
>>730534459reminds me of sseth the youtuber doing an immunology lecture where he saw incredibly strong evidence for induced tropical fevers killing cancer rapidly and mostly safely in patients but the research was stopped dead because there isnt any money to be made by cooking patients in an oven for a few days to cure cancereverything involving medicine comes down to profit and never about saving or preserving life
This run is way more boring than I was expecting
>jobbing to the lord of all that is golden's brotherkek
how is this even comparable to dark souls
>>730535989When it comes down to it, the only parts of the run where the players have any agency over time are the night bosses and night lord. This is a 40 minute autoscroller with 3 bosses that can be done slightly faster to improve the overall time.
>>730535630nigga these three dudes ARE his circle. pretty much just missing adef and captain domo
>>730535636>the game is too hard, it should cater to my needs>I don't want to learn the mechanics>I just don't have the time or motivation to get better Git gud is a direct response of faggots DEMANDING difficulty settings. There are enough crutches in all of the games and if you don't like it, play something else.
Elden Ring wasn't like this when I played
>>730535489You underestimate the power of brainwashed redditards with deep pockets
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
MIGGED AHAHAHAH
>>730536021that should be a good thing
>>730535868>You can't patent a bacteria or have sole rights to it.You can patent a strain based on DNA profile, but the industry notoriously steals strains from each other especially if it's something easy to produce like L. plantarum or L. rhamnosus. Supplements till have to go through pretty rigorous FDA shit and many have human trials, but it's basically just a step further past food. I can see drugs being another step further past that
they suck
hahahahaha
>jobbing to godrickI SHIGGY DIGGY
Rekt by Godefroy
wait, this isn't a speedrunthis is a let's play!
Have their been any WR's this gdq or has it been full of mediocrity even on the speedrun side?
Everyone dying doesn't even kill the whole run? Casualized as fuck
nice
>triple choke
>DOWN>TO>FUCKING>GODRICK How bad are they, this is not even depths, godrick is literally the easiest boss you can get here
BIGGING!!!! :DDDDD
>>730536126bitch
holy shit 3 people and they all fucking die. How shit do you have to be. ZZZZZZZZ
I have played 300 hours and my fucking randos never triple carted to THAT
https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
triple choke
>>730536126Fuck.... no...
> turns out I'm a Nightreign speedrunner
>>730536126i'm a highly depressed person but i don't get how you end up this fragile and weak.
It wouldn't be a true GDQ without Mitchriz jobbing
>>730536126>find the image that is not like the others
>>730536168You only lose if you wipe to the end of day boss or night lord.
I understand now why they didn't went deep of night
>>730536126xqcL
>>730536217kek. he is the ultimate
>>730536127The DS2 glazing has to stop. It's dogshit.
oof
>>730536126Touching grass instead of seeking to fill a void with strangers on the internet would probably solve a lot of their problems
>already added five minutes to the estimateyou can't make this shit up
This blows man
>>730536126lmao
I have a feeling they are not very good at this video game
>>730536225i think they're only DoN 2 or 3 anyways
this is very uncomfortable and not fun
GODrick, I KNEEL
WHY WOULD HE NOT TAKE THE GRAFTED SWORD
>>730536127DS1 doesn't hold up very well imo
Undertaker player is crap at playing undertakeryou don't spam your ult 2x in a row, you space them out so you stagger the boss twiceinstead here godrick didn't get staggered
>>730536126no way people like this are real
>>730536262LMAO
>>730536305Why would he want free stats, are you dumb
>>730536305illegal in "speedrun" rules
>mute stream>time passes>wonder if anything of value is being said>unmute stream>stream experience gets worse>mute stream>time passes>wonder if anything of value is being said>unmute stream>stream experience gets worse>mute stream>>730534459>a bacteria isn't profitableHow the dickens is a cure to cancer not profitable?>>730535782Exactly, there's only so much
>>730536305Because you're a casual who can't into speedrun
should i start from DS1 or just skip to ER so i'm up to date with the cultureonly played DeS eons ago
any cute girls in nightreign?
>>730536126>i am a sad pathetic faggot heres some trauma about me PLEASE dont make fun of me with it
Gettin fun to play but boring as shit to watch vibes from this
>>730536305lmaoooooo
https://youtu.be/DOlq6s0GCuA?si=6C1wmdKr1ztesLVSDung eater game
>>730536271I feel like most runs I watched the runner was choking or bad and everything was over estimate or not even a speedrun. The rally chads were the only exception. WTF went wrong
>>730536102no, it's just internet dick measuring competition by retards whose lives are too hollow that they need to fill it with retarded videogames accomplishments, and that ultimately protects retarded time wasting mechanics in nu-age gaming
>>730533862All Gays Deserve Qaboom
>>730536325did he survive?
>>730536271would be hilarious if they were just 3 buds that made up their resumes on dark soul runs and theyre just newbies who wanted to get into gdq to play on stage together>ends run whilst yelling TRAIN ROIGHTS
can someone post the chart please i beg of you!
Remember when they changed ‘takers character and had him enter the ring on amotorbike to Rollin’ by Limp Bizkit? I always thought that was a bit odd and not very fitting with the concept of his character
>>730536347all of them>recluse>revenant>undertaker>duchess
>>730536215They're weak willed. I combat my depression by telling it to fuck off
>>730535147And here I thought an NPC like you would be interested in the garbage runs remaining
>>730536126TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
This Rev is a massive shitter and is going on the block list.
This is lame. Do even soulsfags like this shit?
>>730536342We've known for decades that THEY don't want you to know that the chinese cured cancer with ginseng and rhino penis in 900AD.
>>730536126rekt
>>730536126SOMEONE CALL TOMATOANUS QUICK
Revenant players take notice: even here the doll is getting carried
>3 power bi wizards just zerging bosses and yelling "im ulting" repeatedlylord have mercy
>>730536442I'm not into sports but I think even baseball would be more interesting to watch than this game.
Truly enjoying this L2 Spam gameplay. What a riveting speedrun! Trans Rights!
>>730536126You know they're still watching in tears waiting for the gdq staff to stop everything and do a serious heartfelt apology to them
>>730536354If you have at least one other person to play with (but ideally two for the full team), I find it really fun. Also me and my salarymen friends are complete dogshit at this game and we would look like ongbal level pros compared to the people playing on screen. I thought they would pick someone at least slightly competent.
>>730536325NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please be Artorias and 3 down these shitters
>>730536126Was this about Family Guy?
>>730536479no, this is the souls game for non-souls fans who like rogueslop and multiplayerslop
>>730536126Damn, and these are the kinds of hyper sensitive trannies that GDQ pandera to. How long until they fall apart completely? They can't solely survive off corporate sponsorships can they?
>>730536479No, the fan base shit on it hard. I don't even know who's playing it.
i sure love asset flip roguelikes
My friends and I could be a few beers deep and playing nightreign better than this - did they scrape these fuckers off the street for the run?
>>730536569delusional
Dang, those anonymous donations just keep rolling in. 2 mil before the end?
>>730536262This is literally that webm making fun of Fromsoft bosses where the boss hangs on his attack forever
wow so many ppl donatedi should probably throw in 250 too
>>730536505they said she was the worst character at the beginning. i don't think this guy is even bothering with the summons, he's just there to revive with his ult
>>730536553they've been getting super lucky with bosses so not likely seriously they deserved to get BBK'd on that tower
>>730536262AAAACKKK
>>730536569*the old Souls fan baseThe nu-Souls fan base who started with Elden Ring are the ones keeping this game alive.
>>730536479I genuinely think the organizers didn't know the difference between Elden Ring and Elden Ring Nightrein so they set it up to be this big important run in a prime slot, thinking it's the same thing.
>>730536601you don't even know the half of it
>>730536127theyre all not that great desu
Chuddys just enjoy thing's challengs: IMPOSSIBLE
>>730536342>How the dickens is a cure to cancer not profitable?1) You would spend an insane amount of money and years getting it through the FDA approval process2) It's just a bacteria, it's existed for thousands of years and is around us in nature, you (realistically) can't have sole rights to it, and it is cheap and easy to mass cultivate, it would cost basically nothing3) It would also lower profits from yours and other companies' cancer drugs and grift
>>730536595>an anonymous donation of 200k ! >message includes>trans rights !
>>730536347
>>730536604Don't forget your sob cancer story
>>730536636>3am>important time slot
>>730536479It's a decently fun romp with friends but gets old extremely fast due to a lack of randomization and small item pool.
>>730536678it's kind of funny how they chargeback the donos after
>>730536604Give it to a family member
>>730536678>multiple health bars
What's this game's gimmick? Is this a battle royale?
Duchess player sucks absolute dickRevenant player too, but that's a given, he's a shitter rev player
>>730536707It's 5PM bro
>Divine Lion>cucking us out of Artorias wipe kinoThese faggots are so lucky.
just me or do these people sound like wankers?
>not even level 15get these shitters outta here
>>730536707Kazakhbros...
>>730536604Don't forget to say TRANS RIGHTS in the end, so they're doubly sure you're in their clique.
>>730536126the fuck are they on about
>>730536479It's okay. Not an exceptional game, but fun if you enjoy the structure of a Soulslike roguelite.
>>730536707the time is on screen btw
/v/ im ulting
>>730536769They fell for the tower honeypot as if it was day 2 of the DLC. Embarrassing.
this boss moves around too much. Its not very fun
ULTING
Well, this sucks. I'm going to Shake Shack. Do you guys want anything?
>>730536262>I COMMAND THEE KNEEL
i don't get how this wasn't made as a added on mode for elden ringit's literally a full priced dlc
>>730536743The co-op mod got really popular so they shat out a cheap side game to take advantage of it. The gimmick is it's co-op.
Is it starting today or ending today?
>>730536836yeah can i get a shack
>>730536836Shake
>>730536743It's a solo or 2/3 person roguelite. You spend two days fighting enemies and gathering equipment with boss fight at the end of each day. On day 3 you fight the big bad. About 45 mins per run assuming you go all the way, bunch of premade characters to choose from covering the basic archetypes of caster/archer/0 brain melee/etc.
>>730536836a simple burger but very wide, 2 of them and a banana milkshake (biggest size possible)
>>730536836bring me jack in the box on your way back.
>>730536836Get me one of those tiny ass $15 burgers
>>730536870ends today my dude
>Draglordlmao
The estimate was always 40 minutes
How do you do a normal mode run and not end up at level 15 with tens of thousands of runes to spare?
>>730536836I'm European, I've never actually had a burger with fries so I would like that.
I love the bosses in Nightreign, but I wish that they had unique arenas. I understand why they don't, but still.
>he can basically 1 shot us>gets hit right after and survives with 10%
Guys, I think I'm ulting!
i swear, this guy we're watching doesn't even try to dodge, just face tanks everything
what is the point of this isnt this a single player game?
finna ult
>>730536836can i get uuuuhhh... burger
>>730536958We're unstoppable!
>>730536836Get me a shake, thanks
just enjoy the cinema of this boss fight>big complicated guy who swings a thingy aroundwow it's like 85% of souls bosses
>>730536967>>730536890
>>730536865The game is cheaper than shadow of the erdtree
>>730536870The run started today and will probably end today too
>>730536743Elden Ring if it Hades with multiple characters as build choices
>>730533564>(Rodney Copperbottom Edition)its bad enough using that flag but come on man
>let's plays
finna bust an ult over here
>(Est: 0:35:00)But now it's 40..
>>730536994the actual Cinema bosses are Caligo and Heolstor
this is just 3 dudes playing dark souls
Cam on Greg, cart 'em dead
>>730536945How have you never had a burger? They have McDonald's everywhere
Is this impressive? I can't tell
>wasting rev ult on one person with one bar???
>>730537009oh i see thank you
>>730537010Weren't they both 40 bucks?
This is the most soulssloppy soulsslop I've ever seen.
>>730534004Trans rights and lefts
>>730534245On twitter I see people claiming is a socialist/communist movie. Because it's about overthrowing a corrupt corporation
I'm confident if they rolled Artorias as the Night 2 boss they would have wiped
>>730537094Not at all, this shitter will not press his fucking dodge
ulting?more like alt tabbing! LMAO
>>730537093maybe he doesn't like slop
overestimate
>>730537053When I left home my GPS said I'd arrive at 6pm, but now I'm stuck in traffic and suddenly the ETA is 6:30pm??
>>730537094I've had better runs with randoms, it's kinda average
>>730536994I will forever regret that From didn't continue the boss philosophy of Demon's Souls, where few bosses were strictly all-out brawls and every boss was distinct
>enjoy the cinemahonestly this game is beyond boring to watch and is slop being thrown at the screen with all the particles
these are not speedrunners these are regular ass players and they suck too kek
>>730537053
>>730536986Ult Ult!
>>730537094Not in the slightest, deeply average at best.
>>730537094>normal modeNot at all. It might have been if they were playing Depth 5 with the characters that are bad in Deep of Night mode.
>>730536743Basically a mini elden ring speedrun on a randomized fortnite map. Pretty fun if you enjoy souls combat and just want a quick slice of the gameplay without locking yourself into a new full playthrough of a game, and also having actual good co-op.I'd only recommend it if you are already familiar with elden ring as you need to be really comfortable with the gameplay and enemies since it's timer based and going slow or dying will just fuck the entire run.
over estimatethis is a Z ratingover estimates are Z ratings, no exceptions
>>730537126It's slop concentrate, normally they water this stuff down to make the usual slop but this one's straight from the tap.
Rate the run
>>730537094No. dreglord has a very easy to learn moveset . Other than his HP bloat he's one of the easiest nightlords to learn
IT WAS ALWAYS FORTY MINUTES YOU CHUD
Holy cow! Thanks to The Yeti™ for the FIFTY THOUSAND dollar donation!
Oh noI fucking fell asleep and now all thats left are games I dont give a shit aboutWhy did they think ending the event with pokemon would be a good idea
>>730537236ZZZ
>>730534474>>730537189
>>730537236C
>>730537236F
>>730537236ZZZlets play soulslop cringeoverestimate
>>730537123Oh yeah, I'm blind
>>730537236C for choked too many times
>>730537236Zover estimate is a Z ratingno exceptions
>>730537236Dnot a speedrun
>>730537253Well, what would you end the event with, buddy?
>>730537236CI can't really say how good or bad it was.
> over estimate
>>730537236Z
>>730537236D for all the downs
>>730537216
>>730537236D, boring game and runners seemed kinda mid.
Teams speedrunning sounds delicious autistic and toxic Imagine the leaderboards, imagine team swapping, imagine the drama.
>>730537236BIt was fine and not cringe or annoying
>>730537236B
>>730537236B. It wasn't bad, but not a good speedgame.
>>730537236C it was meh
>>730537236F for failing to hit 15 and trash routing outside of getting the crystals quickly
why doesn't sports have a sports shirt
I hate Adef
>pantyhose>pantyhose>pantyhose
>>730537243
>>730537236D
>>730537236CThe run was inoffensive, if a bit boring
>>730537236Not a speedrun, and even then an extremely boring let's play.ZZZ
>>730537053>>730537273It changed to 40m when they hit the DLC incentive.
>>730537236F>normal mode>mediocre gameplay>barely even a run due to the fixed timers
CAN WE PLEASE SENT BACK PEOPLE TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SO THEY LEARN WHAT THE WORD "ESTIMATE" MEAN?
fucking kek she looked at the wrong camera
F for fuck these mid shitters
>>730537093He said a burger, not dog food on a bun.
>>730537236DThat's it? the fuck
>>730537236SSS trans rights are souls rights
>>730537236BAt least the game's graphics are nice to look at
>>730537236F get this shit outta here
>>730537236F, no parky on my screen
>>730537236Not a speedrun that's just a normal run
>>730536945you could easily buy everything you need to make one at home, except maybe the buns. you need to have like a brioche roll or ideally a bleached processed soft sweet white bread roll
>>730537236FNo tranny, so that's why not Z.
>>730537358He's easily the worst of all the theaterkids.I don't understand how some people on /v/ like him.
>>730537236Zover estimate
How long till the end?
>>730537236F there was no skill involved
>>730537236A
>>730537236F, didn't seem any different from any other stream of that shitty ass game I've seen.
>>730537368is he gooning
>>730537236>>730537236ZZZZ
>>730537236D not a good speedgame
>>730537253There's a tradition the older generations had when entertaining guests, that you'd put a pot of coffee on or bring out desserts. It was a treat but also a sign that the party is ending and once you've enjoyed them it's time to politely leave. That's why I think they ended with Pokemon, help get everyone out of the venue early so the hazmat crews can come start cleaning the biological waste on the floor.
>>730537326check the stream>>730534474
Why do these people think they're funny?
>>730537236I'm doin' him an F
THEATER KIDS
>>730537236K
What's the overall rating for the previous games?Any Anon got it?
>>730537236F for fucking scrub shitters
NGL, Sports Sportly got that Jim Carrey energy.
>>730537440>I don't understand how some people on /v/ like himhis theater kid competition is fierce
>>730537236D for me and my boys ulted all over the let's play
>>730537461No, he was scratching his leg.
what the fuck is this
>>730537373starting to think you just like rating C so you can post that specific image
>>730537309Senran Kagura PBS 100% run
Really appreciate adef periodically reminding us how much of an insufferable faggot he is
>>730537236F really shit fun for the last day
why did they choose to run so much garbage this year. Are there really not enough interesting games to speedrun that they had to do so many garbage mods like cursed halo
Why can't we have Dragons Dogma co-op gamu?
>>730537236C for Cocaine.
im going to take a nap>currently suffering thru celestebanned
i miss the opera guy
> more theater kid shit
sports sportsly Stonya touchdownF
God I fucking hate theater kids
>>730537510average for this gdq is B or C
>>730537236FWhat run? I thought GDQ ended with the sm64 relay.
An uneventful AGDQ
Theater kids hoooype.
>>730537236>going to the tower>jobbing to godrickF
>>730537530time
>>730537536i haven't watched a single run
We gotta shut down all theatre kids until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
>>730537548he wants to be eceleb so bad it's cringe
Is it bad that I think this bit is acctually pretty funny?
>>730537570>any adult trying to be funny is a theater kid
>>730537580lol
>>730537581The highlights of this AGDQ were the guy almost shitting himself and the femboy finnish runner.
>N--NONNO-NOOOOO YOU FREAKS VOTED ZZZ FOR MAJORA'S MASK FOR BEING OVERESTIMATE IM GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS BECAUSE THE ESTIMATE WAS CHANGED BEFORE THE RUN EVEN STARTED FOR HTE INCEINTEICE!!!!!!!!
He's trying to be Jim Carrey.
>>730537620Yes.
what the fuck is going on
>>730537597based?
>>730537626>adult
>>730537620yeah you're reddit now. sorry bucko time to blacklist 4channel
>>730537580THIS SO MUCH!!
>>730537548He's probably by default the most likeable of the cast. He needs to be brought back down to the rest of their level occasionally before he flies the coop and leaves the rest of them alone in the nest.
>>730537639>the guy almost shitting himselfqrd?
>>730537597
>>730537236z
>>730537641over estimates are a Z ratingno exceptions
>>730537620What's bad is having the stream open during segments.
>>730537580twitch chatters competing to lick boots harder is some dystopian shit
>spike gets so close to her and forces her to back up so much the camera has to fucking move
I like that he dressed like a clown for the CEO interview and now he's wearing whatever this is.
>>730537679>>730534261
>>730537236D. Basic run and not even Deep of Night mode
>>730537693>NNON-=ONNNONONOOO MY PRECIOUS MAJORAS MASK GOT RATED BAD FOR BEING OVERSTIMATE!!!!!
>>730537693It wasn't over estimate tho
He's so quirky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>730537580AGDOverestimate
>>730537576Damn, so pretty average huh
>>730537643OH YEAH THE BITCH
Melo sounds like Kenny Blankenship from MXC
>bunch of uncs still obsessed with mario, zelda, pokemans in 2026reminds me of ""adults"" that still yap about their highschool glorydays sheeeeeshh
crainge
>>730537570youre gonna love it
guys I'm le quirky nigger!
yeah im outsee ya!
>>730537580It means the incentive was unrealistic and they should smartly adjust future incentives so they can be met while still moving the marathon along.
>>730537620candid sports commentators is a funny bit, while I never laugh I at least exhale a little faster at some lines
>>730537772i guess
Will Deez Nuts 2 be good
>>730537805>he quirked, quirkily
>>730537410
do any of you have emotional attachement to this event? asking people who have watched since like 2012 or 2013
>2 hours of gaydes
>>730537834
>we need 120klol lemao kek even
Hades 2, last run of this event.Hopefully it's a kino run
they are starting to sound tired and demanding with the dono begging...
>>730537853what kind of limp dick faggot would?
>>730537853I don't know if I'd describe it as an emotional attachment. It's more like morbid curiosity. Been watching since 2013.
>>730537853not really. watched since 2013 and i've skipped a couple recent ones entirely
>>730537530built for blindfolded hotwife bukkake party
>>730537853Maybe 15 years ago, but not anymore.
>>730537853I just watch to see how far it's fallen. Watching since about 2013.
g'night fagsits been horrible
spalling conting iz bullsheet
>>730537620some of adef's lines amused me a little but I didn't outright laugh, had potential to be good
>>730537853ngl , there was more funny compilations made out of those events before megatroids destroyed every ounce of enjoyment
>>730537853Yes, kind of. These were fairly important events to me when I was neeting. Obviously not anymore but I'm still keenly aware of when they happen. Just watched too long to let go at this point.
>>730537853It's tradition
>>730537853I used to, but the appeal has worn off since 2016 or so. It's not the same event. I still tune in for the hell of it.
>>730537853i have an emotional attachment to these threads
>>730537853I've watched since they started doing it and not really. I never had that much emotional attachment to begin with. Certainly the shifting focus over the years led to me caring less and less, since what I like is the run. In general I consume significantly less speedrunning content, mostly just a few of my favorite games or people I like watching at this point. I've seen so many speedruns that they became less novel, I guess.
>pick my main incentive>retards donating for a normal starterlame.
>>730537967so sugoi i wish i was a kitty ;_;
>>730537236D, it was just a Nightreign run that didn't fail
>>730537853yes, that's why i'm here still watching this garbage. if i didn't have any emotional attachment i wouldn't even bother. all these replys trying so hard to be above it are LYING and COPING and will be here watching this garbage in 2040.
>>730537876>BehemothsteveOh boy, /v/ is not going to like this one...
>>730537884If the massive stalling didn't make it obviousThe totally real 4 to 5 figure donations which happen to have an thematically fitting comment should make you think
>>730537853It's more so the nostalgia of having fun in the past with some of the runs plus the /v/ threads
the CHART is WHERE in this THREAD?
>>730537967Don't forget about ESA next month.
>>730537853Not really, there's a lot of events I've skipped. But I always come to /v/ for the threads. It's one of the major events that brings together the disparate parts of the board, almost comparable to E3/TGA. Besides the extremely rare decent run these days, the only emotion GDQ gives me is disappointment/disgust.
Is silksong considered a reddit game?It feels like a reddit game.
My cue to leave and play some vidya.>>730537407Cute Kaguya.
Saw this on the creator's Twitter, wasn't impressed with the showcase overall but the model is cool.
>>730537853Habit. Never donated a penny, never will
2 troonslop games in a row
>>730538004same.
>>730537853Yeah it's the primary reason I still watch. I don't even really consume speedrunning content at all anymore. I was pretty much on speedrunslive 24/7 before I even watched my first GDQ. Basically tradition, like E3.
>>730538116yes
>>730537853Been watching since 2013, and skipped like 2020-2023 because of the shilling and the trannies. I just like the threads and there's a gem every once in a while
>>730538037The only run I actually watched was Path of Exile 2, since I'm keenly interested in both the game and the runner's strategies. I tried to tune in on several others but I lost interest fast. I'll always check out a run like that, but I used to have the stream up all the time, and now I don't even check the schedule. But sure, I'm still here posting in a thread about it, so I'm definitely still attached in some ways.
so what happens when gdq finally dries up or loses its corporate sponsors
more like GAYdes II
>>730538076looking forward to it
>>730538206same thing that happened to E3
myhighlight this year
>>730538206i guess it just stops existing and other smaller events will pick up? financially this event is going absolutely nowhere but there is some legitimate reason to believe it's staff will age out of wanting to run this twice a year.
>>730537820>>730537980These guys get it.
was the rachet run good?
>>730537597>i haven't watched a single run
>>730538206the speedrunning tribes will drift apart just like the jews after solomon
>>730538267absolute kino
Triple Balding
>>730538237this upsets me
>>730538363>>730538363>>730538363
>>730538324Is this Dana Carvey?
>>730537853Ive watched since 2012 and it really broke my heart when the event started to change around 2017 but now I just don't give a fuck anymore and I just tune in to laugh at the trannies and theater kids
>>730537580doesn't even know what charity this is for
>im a shitty husband and my wife fucking hates my gutsthis was unintentionally funny
>>730538282It's absurd how the GDQ relay race could have been the faster one of the two if they didn't give in to those gimmick blindfolded attempts
>>730538116its got a huge reddit community of lovers (for the epic it will never release meme), and a huge reddit community of haters (too hard)
>>730538267
>>730538324Damn, she's adorable
> more stalling> more stalling> more stalling> more stalling
Just finished the Nightreign speedrun. I don't consider myself good at games and I never speedrun, but I honestly think I'm better than those guys. I've played multiple runs today where we did better than that.
>>730537853a few years ago I would still feel sad when event ended and everyone was sadposting in the threadsnow, nothing, hollowness
>>730537580By this logic, we should hold the event hostage until it raises $Infinity.
>>730538456imagine the smell
>>730537853yea, i feel like these events are checkpoints of my life
>very gay heart
where are the videogames
>>730538491you're not better than mitchriz
>>730538761let it go and just enjoy the segments
>>730538128Good luck
Look at all this "cool" swag that will go to some random AGDQ staff instead of getting given to a random person cause who would ever know :)
>>730537853no longer, it's more morbid curiosity to see how low they can fall, and it really has no limits
>>730537853not anymore. it's still fun-ish to catch a few familiar or interesting games, but if I happen to miss the event, it doesn't really matter
do you think theyre talking about how to do games quick
>>730538762I hope for his sake that he's better than me, as someone who plays casually. But I wasn't impressed one bit with the run.
>>730537853I used to watch every run I couldnow I just check back occasionally
I've been sitting here for days! Start the damn run before I piss myself!
They ain't hitting that Zag goal lmao they fucking wilding thinking they would random get 120000 for that
>>730539096I mean hes a top 3 runner in almost every category in Elden Ring, Lies of P and Sekiro.
>>730539294Depends how much drug money Yeti needs to launder.
>>730538669need more cringekino moments
