Now: Pokémon Emerald (not a speedrun) Next: The Finale Streams: https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc [Embed] [Embed] https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62 Previous: >>730558097
WEGOTPOKEMOOOOOOON
>all these thousand dollar donos>slowly crawled by 100s for the past 5/10 minutesnoticing
Final Mig
>timer is paused while he activates his literal cheat codes
fuck miggers
WHENS RUNESCAPE
SSS rater here, who is listening to Fugazi instead of this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E92iAHH0VeY&pp=ygUUZnVnYXppIGZhY2V0IHNxdWFyZWQ%3D
>>730560595>page 6
VideoGames
soft cheek and forehead kisses from partyarlie
>>730560595instant ZZZ run for me, not only is it not a speedrun it's not even done well and it's CHEATED on top of it
this has been without a doubt, the worst gdq
are they really gonna launder half a mil dollars in 2 hours of boring pokemon run?
>2 days ago>Struggled to make it to a million>Today>Suddenly made a million despite mostly dog shit line up and an awful finaleSomeone trying to launder some money quickly today?
Wow I didn't realise you could just cheat to make games easier in speedrunning
shoutouts to anonymous!
>$10000 worth of conveniently anonymous donations Don’t worry about it :^)
>>730560873Based and thanks, I'll see you there.
miggin'
>cheats to get the shinyHuh.... then what was the point I was looking forward to the shiny hunting
>>730560595final mig
Yawl are just jealous
I can't stop safety blasting
i have to go to sleep mark it zzz for me bros
Migged.
>Cums inside the poster below me
What percentage of donations is just sponsors?
ANONS I have finally made a big step up in life and will have my own home next month! After I buy some furniture and get things set up, I want to rewatch one entire past GDQ event in my living room.And I want YOU to pick which one I watch!So, which one should I watch?
Sex with foxes
>>730560829this can be interpreted either way>chuds drop>those whose necks dont snap immediately get to hear the chants of the crowd>their final seconds are deafen by repeated TRANS RIGHTS
I understand Pokemon is extremely popular and thus must bring in a lot of money, but damn they need to stop letting Pokemon runs in because they always end up being disasters.Has there been a Pokemon run in GDQ that wasn't awful or go over estimate?
>forces you to mute the stream in your path
>>730560964100%
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730560959he did nothing wrong
I didn't even see any games I wanted to play. Usually I come away from GDQs with at least one game I want to play that I've never seen before. I didn't see anything this time.
>>730560959I heard this guy’s babysitting is second to none
>>730560964we can't tell but probably a pretty good chunk
>wins using cheated move and cheated levelsIsn't the point of a run like this to be adaptable?
Anonymousbros, how are we so rich?
>>730560889They never show the real amount they have and just start slamming anonymous donations on the last day or so.
>>730560964Unironically I believe there’s a lot of money laundering happening during GDQ
>>730560967whichever one had the Jak and Daxter Bonesaw run
someone needs to tally how many times the word "trans" has been mentioned in each GDQ so we can estimate whether we've reached peak liberal rot
Haven't played Emerald in a while. How overestimate are we gonna be?
What are we drinkin' to get through this run, /v/?
who watching /packers vs bears/ rn
10 resets incoming
i want to say if it werent for the cheats, this run would not be possible in this formatwould last like 8 hours, or straight up get softlockedat the same time, a run like this should not be run at an event like thismaybe on a stream 2, it would work
>>730560884
>>730561043coffee
>>730561000Same but its actually ESA that I see those games. Like last year I saw that ps4 bomb game that looked like stupid fun (it was)
>>730561000Watch Richard Burns RallyAlso nice trips
Post Flannery!
>>730560954>POV: you're a Steam 'eck
>>7305609672013
>and here’s another item that doesn’t exist in this gen btw
>>730560962>>730560964
playing OSRS while I watch and fuck it ill ask because im confusedcan you get rune pouch thread from TOA even if you get dung or does dung disqualify you from drops
>ANOTHER CHEATED ITEM
>one hour in one hour to go>fucker is still cheating in every possible way except warping
>people are THIS jealous of adef's gamer skill and huge gamer cock
>>730560986the most infuriating part of that image is the failure to even crop the banner properly
just let me stack up my cheat X items quick
Well I have to go to work now and I'll miss the finale, not that I was really watchingPut in a ZZZ for me
>>730561059The worst part is that they didn't list it as a rom hack, and are pretending like it's regular Emerald.
>>7305609672014
this is not even a runthis is just nepo
>>730561059then maybe they shouldn't have done it? why come up with a bad idea and then force it to work
>>730561043chamomile tea with honeyused extra honey for this batch
How many cheats does a man need to beat a children's game?
how long until he just teleports to the end
Slugma balls
They need to stop allowing in modded games, romhacks, and randomizers.
>>730561064
>>730561086Also, the Flannery images have to be ones where she's naked. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
/v/, you need to understand when he loses battles, despite the added items and move, that this is the intended challenge. This isn't somehow who doesn't know how to play at all. The point is that these battles are going to give him trouble, he's intentionally being given gimped Pokemon, and this was planned around. If they gave him a bunch of 600 BST Pokemon, he wouldn't be using these 'cheats'. It's a balance to be as entertaining as possible for the audience. If you say it isn't a speedrun, that's fine, but it's doing what's intended.
>>730561039Need to get an AI to do it. A task like this will drive a man mad.
>>730561134Take care, lopunnyposter.
>>730561043
>>730560978How about not doing a nepo menuing speed run for the stream host as the finale. There have been so many fucking rpg's this year.
>>730561147This event is just theater kid narcissism now.
Don’t forget items give +2 stages so he has even more of a handicap
what's even the point of this? why not just savescum instead?
>hehe i cant level up past my opponents >spams items that up his attack, just like if he were over leveled, making the entire 'gimmick' pointless Wtf dude
>>730561086Gen 1 designs really are the best ones.
>>730561124shalom to you too
LOL
>>730561187>Advertise the run as "GIVE US A SHITLOAD OF MONEY TO MAKE ADEF SUFFER">Turn around and remove all the suffering because teehee marathon safety guys!No, fuck you and whoever paid you to post this.Walk over to them and tell them I said fuck you.
>Reset and timer stopI'm tired, boss
>>730561215they wouldnt be able to milk as much money out of their donors
>>730561187Im not entertained
it's impressive that this dude has managed to make watching a pokemon run even more excruciating than playing pokemon as an adult
AGDQ ended strong with back to back to back to back ZZZ runs
who's the brainiac that decided a fucking pokemon run should end the event?
>>730561124How does that huge gamer cock taste anon?
>LOST AGAIN
is this a softlock
Over estimate LFG!!!!!!
>>730561117I'm calling it right now, he has a "safety" feature that skips progression somehow.
>>730561296sent
Odds that he cheated during his college years too for that math degree or whatever he got?
KWAB
please cancel this run and just have a random from the audience play super metroid
>it's about the ENTERTAINMENT chuds it doesn't matter it's not a speedrun or high skill
>>730561187shut the fuck up spike
>>730561249But that's just it, the suffering isn't removed. All that's being done is that the run is watchable in a live setting. People who aren't going into this wanting to hate it, are enjoying it. These threads are circlejerking themselves because they refuse to understand why things are being done the way they are.
>>730561187Well, if it's intended to be entertaining as possible, then they failed at that too!
Wow! What a great speedrun!
Gonna miss you faggots, /v/ is not worth browsing without these threads.
Mercy kill this abysmal dogshit PLEASE
>>730561101if you get dung you dont get any drops
people are losing interest, deploy the Yetee
>>730561308She's blocking one of the pokemon with her hat, place your bets on what it is.
end my suffering
His science thing was better than this
this feels like when i played with neighborhood friends as a kid when they would make up rules to benefit themselves
>>730561296unironically adef
>Guys this run isn't about catching or EXP it's about the battles>We'll cheat those too though kek
is the comentator okay? his voice sounds weird like high pitch forced
>i have cheated another move on top of my cheated moves on top of my cheated items
>slow ass RPG>finale>mistakes>retardedI'm upset
>>730561335I didn't go into this wanting to hate it, but I sure do now. He's not even playing Pokemon Emerald.
>>730561345nooo dont kill urself gigachad ur so sexy noo
>>730561379yep. sandbox power up as i call it
YETEEGAWDS>>730561296Adef himself, you cannot defeat him
>>730561326It not being a speedrun is a worthy complaint>>730561338The crowd is clearly engaged, and without having to read Trans Rights donations out. Again, it's these threads who are butthurt about it, not everyone else.
I need a rating lower than K for this run
Guys, why don't you just chill out and enjoy the run!
>>730561370What's going on here?
>>730561308>adopt an abortionwtf is this. you can just store the eggs in the box
I sucked a tranny's cock during sgdq two years ago, we are now dating
>>730561350mercy kill me next please
>>730561335Do you really find the e-celeb GDQ crowd entertaining? Do you think all the skits and bits are funny? If there wasn't the veil of speedrunning these guys would make no fucking money just trying to sell their personalities.
Are you having fun, /v/?
This isn't even a game at this point. They're just making the rules up as they go.This is possibly the worst thing I've ever seen at GDQ, and most of the contenders are other Pokemon """runs"""
>>730561385No, SHE is not.
>>730561423Man, let it goEnjoy the overestimate cheating romhack let's play donation war
>>730561354WaitOSRS girls look like THAT?!
Deadass nihilistic pokemon run. There is nothing to work towards, just the struggle you impose upon yourself
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HALO CE
>>730561432that's called getting educated
okay but where are these donos coming from, the viewers arent even high from final day
turned it on for 5 seconds and everyone sounds gay
I cant take all these adults talking like toddlers why does pokemon always cause this
this run sucks
>>730561442NO
>I don't hate you
>>730561335>People who aren't going into this wanting to hate it, are enjoying it.No that's me, i'm not enjoying it. This is like when a youtuber makes a video like "I PLAYED THIS INSANELY HARD CHALLENGE AND RESTARTED 400 TIMES" except we have to watch every single restart and we also see all the lame cheats he's using.
>>730561451>sworn enemies set aside their differences to fight an even greater evil
nice, he just had to use his cheat move on top of his cheat items
>>730561457that a dude wearing a wig
>Well donelol. just lol
>>730561483It has a lot in common with your mother then
holyyy fuck this shit has like another hour doesn't it
>>730561432What the fuck you said you wouldn't tell anyone
>>730561472How do people not get bored of Pokemon? I get bored around the fourth gym nowadays for any given game.
>>730561423"run"
HE FAILED AND THEN JUST PUT ON HIS CHEATED NEVER MISSES ALWAYS STAB MOVE ON TO WINHOW IS THIS FUN????
>>730561483really shitty choice for the final run
>>730561509This is the biggest moment of his career
>>730561335The suffering is fucking removed.Let's list the crutches>70BP hacked STAB move that runs off your higher attacking stat>Unlimited TMs>Instant bike>Instant level cap (despite introducing a level cap himself)>Comp ready movesets for each mon>Gen 7 double stat up X-items>100% quick claw>Half of the enemy encounters are just goneThese are just the ones I paid attention to. Why even have this shitty gimmick run instead of, you know, a normal fucking Emerald speedrun? Why are you people so allergic to normal shit anymore? People will donate because fucking POGEYMANS!!!111!!1 is on no matter how you are running it.
>>730561509>I know I know, you all want to greet me>But I am too important to risk, so please refrainholy kek
>>730561462>nietzschean speedrunner mogs agdq ending
https://catbox.moe/c/2j1dpz
>>730561442i'm having fun being miserable with you guys :)
>>730561509This guy is probably smug as fuck irl and is internally collapsing rn
What are the odds that they need to cheat their way to the end and go over estimate anyway
>>730561438>Do you really find the e-celeb GDQ crowd entertaining?No. But there's an evident difference between forced hype and something the crowd is actually interested in.
>>730561385It's a middle aged man trying to sound like what he assumes a 20 year old girl sounds like.
>>730561546he's less than half done
this garbage replaced metroid race on save/klil animals.
>>730561554It's about charity
Idea on how to make this run not shit1. Pick a starter2. Pick my team: poll of pokemon you can naturally catch, take the top 5Rules are the same as any% glitchless except you have to enter the hall of fame with the designated team.
>>730561451game and shart looks genuinly golemic
>>730561562no HMs
>>730561442playing osrs yea
>>730561451>the handshake that ended racism
>>730561425He had to poo
>>730561585timer paused :^)
>>730561472I don't know, why would adults obsessed with a children's game act like children
>>730561576i missed you
Imagine if we had Mario Relay instead of this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31iw60BnTpYlol
>>730561554Because this isn't a run this is a live recording for his next youtube video as Sent lets people walk all over him.
>plan to cheaat even more
>>730561546It will go over estimate for sureHe has to swap pokemon after every elite 4 fight too
>>730561603update me, i just got here, is it the tranny commentator?
>>730561662>forbidden or private
>>730561442Not even one bit
>>730561584>internally collapsing rnwhy? struggling on the gyms was the whole point of this run, this is all his youtube videos are, just resettig over and over on gym fights to get lucky or find the right "strat". yes it's lame but he's not having a meltdown, things are going as expected
>>730561647children dont talk like this they're all into fortnite and violent roblox minigames
>>730561664wtf is this about?
GDQ really takes the cake as the worst event ever. E3 and the Game awards never even came close to this
>>730561662Opened, let it load, then closed it out to tank him in the algorithm. Thanks.
>>730561562All of those additions are in service of allowing the run to be something run in a marathon. And the quick claw is not 100%, and the moves are not 'comp-ready' stop spewing nonsense
>>730561425Sexual emergency
Why is this the only run that gets the timer paused during resets?
>>730561509all that just to have an absolute meme of a run
Why do we constantly have two gdq threads active in tandem
>>730561509>bsky.socialWhy am I not surprised?
>>730561043Off-brand Dr. Pepper
NOOO let me play my wholesome heckin chungus community inside joke randomizer/romhack/menu nepo game!!god gdq has gone to shit
>>730560595Is it even possible to tune into this without hearing the ubiquitous tranny "she/her" voice? Every time I try, there it is.
>>730561685>Video unavailable>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner>Watch on YouTube
Oh hey it's the move tutor guy from Pokemon Elysium
>>730561701shart attack
The crowd doesn't give a shit about this.Look at them. They do not care at all.No cope changes that the crowd is dead. On the finale. They're inert, they hate this shit.No one is even talking amongst themselves. They're just staring blankly, confused and afraid to say anything negative about this garbage.
>>730561691you wouldn't be here if you weren't having fun
Wow this would be kind of annoying if I liked speedrunning or video games but thankfully I just really enjoy the lovely super funny hosts who would definitely be famous celebrities if they wanted to at GDQ so this is magic :^DI especially like it when they sing a little bit or do comedy sketches which they could totally have had careers as singers or comedians and definitely don't come across as frustrated and coping about their careers at all
>>730561562The run would be OK if it wasn't for the hacked moveA lot of the other stuff is already common in difficulty hacks
any pov shot from the crowd?
>i want to keep this as difficult as intended>by making it as easy as possible
do NOT compliment adef
>>730561442I turned the stream off an hour ago meaning to leave and play video games but instead I'm still here reading the threads.
>>730561660The last time a relay felt really fun and good was the second to last DKC trilogy relay with the Legends of the Hidden Temple team setup.
>>730561043I made an old fashion because I am a chud boomer
people who don't realise that save the animals / frames runs were 100x more hype than this snoozefest
>>730561701runner got the shits midrun, entire event had to pause while he ran off to the toilet
where's our youtuber doing investigative journalism to find that all these people are actually held hostage and it's all fraud
>>730561762Banned for misinformation, these mods are smart.
>>730561695If you actually don't think this has been a disaster, even with what he intended for, than you are denseIf you are baiting, then you got me brother
I get the feeling adef and partyarlie are into really degenerate anal sex.
>>730561758Difficulty hacks are slop
>walking down the aisle to a fucking pokemon video game son
>>730561043Olde English…it’s 5am here…
>>730561762lol even the gdq mods hate adefI guess there's a little good in everyone
>>730561742yep, they don't care so much that they're sitting here and watching this instead of playing in the arcade or doing whatever else is still available for a few hours. they really, really hate this
>>730561043Voodoo Ranger Juice Force
>>730561745True, I'm enjoying my anger
>ERM ITS FOR THE SAKE OF THE MARATHON EVENTHOUGH ITS THE END OF THE MARATHON AND CAN AFFORD TO GO OVER ESTIMATE BY EVEN TWO HOURS LIKE MOST END OF MARATHONS BOBEIT
>>730561419They're not at all. They're dead quiet.
>>730561762SHE'S TRANS BIGOT
>>730561043Ice water
>32000 donations >median donation is $25That’s $800,000. How do you account for the other $1.4 million?
>>730561762He was banned for falsely implying adef is a speedrunner.
>>730561762chat mods read this as "every other runner is a sperg"
THE RUN SHOULDVE JUST BEEN>Start game with top 3 most dono'd mons>no cheating>no switching after every gymwould involve actually USING the mons strategically and not just HACKING TO WIN
>>730561656see you in the esa threads
Was there anything good after Mario 64?
>>730561710Then why even have this as a run if you need to trivialize the entire thing to make it marathon safe? The mon choice doesn't mean shit, he's using the same fucking move 90% of the time and shoving x-whatever up their asses. There is no fucking point to this, the entire exercise is null.
>>730561874Everyone is just extra generous :^)
SHOUTOOUTS TO THE TECH CREW LMAO
CHAT, THIS girl is in the couch. are trannies, uh, mad at how pretty she is?
you guys wanted to see the game!?
I was going to rate this GDQ a C, but with this finale I'm dropping it to a D, and I try to be generous with my ratings.Rate this run ZZZ & this GDQ D for me. Good night /v/.
>>730561853
>even the speedrun reddit, the biggest hugbox for gdq, is turning holy SHIT. the run that killed gdq
>>730561834>ArcadeThat shit is shut down, its the final night
>>730561442not really
>>730561808NTA, he obviously didn't expect to steamroll the game. All the extra features/cheats are because he knew things wouldn't be possible without them. If he just beat everything first try, there would be no entertainment value.
Now that they mention it. Have we had any tech issues this week? or have the tech crew gotten their shit together?
based tech crew
>>730561834Yeah, it's the last run. Even if it's shit you've been there all week, your gonna sit in on the last run.
why is this thread full of eurofags claiming that any sane person would want to watch their dogshit "event" ESA
>Not going to make itPlease spam some K's or ZZZZ for me
>>730561710>allowing the run to be something run in a marathonBut why does it need to be run in a marathon? Why can't you just not run things that aren't suitable?
I just wanted a comfy RPG run as the last run, not... Whatever this is.
>>730561043Water
>>730561925Definitely rapeable!!! Should I sexually assault her tonight?!
>speedrun>shiny pokemon
>>730561927this is like those big titty streams where the game is just an after thought
Holy SHIT did someone just press the button to change the overlay?They're lucky to have the most competent tech crew on Earth
How long does this game take if done legit?Guessing normal mode though they couldn't do the new pokemon challenge which would ruin donation incentives, although trying to hunt down the specific winner could've been fun with the ball mechanics.
>>730561950
>>730561934R*ddit has been slowly turning on GDQ but I think this is the final nail.
>1 hour and 10 lefthe's turbo fucked isnt hewho am i kidding, they're gonna get rid of the est timer anyway
>>730561950bottom chasers are gross
>>730561808nigga i don't know what to tell you, resetting the bosses is what this was supposed to be. if everyone voted for charizard and dragonite, then this run would've been over 15 minutes ago
>>730561874not everybody gave the median. do you not understand how statistics work? some guy gave $54690 one year as the all-time highest donation from an individual rather than an entity. and he was to make a dumb joke because 54690 is 0xAAAAA and the crowd was screaming at ghosts.
I did not watch a single second of this GDQ and I do not plan to catch up on any runs. Just tell me what funny memes happened during the week. Please.
>>730561950Me either, but at least I'm not a faggot
i wasnt paying attention what is this run why is he swapping pokemons with some hack
I think GDQ is running out of speedrunners that are actually competitive in their category leading to countless nepo troon runs
>>730561934>holy SHIT. the run that killed gdqno anon, the herald of the godless nights was the one who did it inthis is just another symptom of the collapse
>>730561950Couldn't waterboard that out of me, and anon posts it unprompted.Obvious humiliation kink.
>>730561874Man let it goenjoy the runs
this isnt a speedrun its a guy walking straight through the game with cheated oneshot moves>>730562006claiming lonely
>>730561662BASED "you need to remake this video" posters
>>730561950how man
>>730561950Shut up troon, ack soon
What's the speedrun equivalent of post-nut clarity
>>730561874>Median vs mean
>>730562040why did they get banned?
love watching people in the crowd slowly leave
>>730561945>If he just beat everything first try, there would be no entertainment value.Yeah, it's not like all week we've been watching people shatter games over the knees for the sake of speed or something. No inherent entertainment value in that.Suck my dick Spike, choke on it.
>>730562006>EST: Kick cancer's butt! :--)It's coming
>>730561916I don't think it's been trivialized, it's balanced about as he wants it. He dies a few times then beats it. It's not a speedrun, which is a valid complaint, but he's getting what he's going for.
>>730561995Any% Glitchless is 2:30:00 kek
>>730562006also dibs on mild
>>730562065Detransitioning
>>730561995real speedrunners are about 2 hour 30 min. this guy doesnt speedrun tho
>>730562082posting misinformation
>>730562065When ESA goes first and then GDQ starts.
>>730561925can she do banshee out of bounds on two betrayals?
>>730562082Failed to mention trans rights
>>730561945>>730562017Does the game need to physcially crash and break down 10 more times before it gets through your thick skulls?
>>730562020Wow that’s crazy! How many people donated $54690 this year? May need a few
>>730562006Claiming bold
>>730562027This above all (and maybe Path of Exile 2's beginning), you can honestly go on with your life without watching anything else from this edition and missing out on anything of value
Trannies are ugly and disgusting.
First thing I see when I turn the stream back on:>PCF is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!
>>730561874you're confusing median and average. if one person donated a trillion dollars right now the median wouldn't change
>>730561997>if he wasn't a member of GDQ staff would they ever have accepted "pokemon emerald but with cheated 1-shot attacks and infinite rare candies" as a finale run?The theater kid shit is so bad man. The entire event is hostage to the ego validation of 20 or so narcissistic nerds. They delude themselves into thinking they are the reason anyone watches because a few quirk chungus millenials see them as the height of comedy.
>>730561874median is the value in the middle not the average/mean1 3 20 -> median 3, average/mean 24/3
>tune in for a bit>couch backseating>runner have to tell couch why he did so and soWtf...
>>730562006fuck rashmarry docilekill hardy
>>730561968If you don't think the run suits GDQ, that's fine. But it's not a trainwreck.
>>730561935Hey millenialbro, just a little pro tip that out-of-context swearing doesn't make your message stronger. Consider something like>It's shut down, it's the final night>>730561991Hey there. Consider something like>Did someone just press the button to change the overlay? They're lucky to have the most competent tech crew on Earth
Okay trannies. I'm about to legit watch this stream, you have my attention. GDQ lurkers on 4chan, you best put your best foot forward
>>730562027The rally racing game was kino
TRAINS TIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTSGET EDUCATED CHUD
THIS COMMENTATOR VOICE IS SO WEIRD
>>730561958not paying money for that
>>730562082my guess is that implies every other running isn't personable and therefore is an insultonly good comments and emotes in chat
>timer paused while he cheats
Does ESA use romhacks as well?
>>730561874medianGAWDs... we're being laughed at...
>>730562027the sharting >>730561370also kffc terrible singing was memorable
>>730562129look, we actually agree on the point that they're playing tricks. my point is that the reports are reviewed externally and made public, so it has to add up. but in my opinion the trickery comes from the hundreds of $1000 "anonymous donations"
>>730562183>>730562189trannies have made this event unwatchable
Trans right to what
TRAINS RIGHTS
>>730560595Wait what's going on in the OP image?
>Timer pausedOh man we're going over over estimate
>it's almost over
>>730562202This tun really is unforgivable
>>730562118it only had issues once towards the beginning. the segments where they're hiding the screen are where he's switching to the new pokemon after beating a gym. i know you're busy shitposting so i don't blame you for having no idea what is happening on screen but it's not really that complicated
>>730562082my guess is illiterate american mods don't know what personable means.
why are they hiding the screen?
>>730562091To be fair, if they capped off on a regular Pokemon run, /v/ would complain anyway. I do think this isn't a speedrun, and complaints on that ground are fine, but I think some complaints are disingenuous.
>>730562202Oh god, I didn't even notice
>>730562153We're going to be looking back at the "theater kid" phase of GDQ like the "Proto tranny clique" phase.
>>730562225Fuck bros, her arms are bigger than mine.
>>730561934Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Rest assured that the offending poster will be swiftly dealt with.
>>730562183
>>730562235>>730562231>>730562232HOYPE!
>>730562230>large anonymous donations count for 50% of the total donations, nothing to see here!
>>730562236venusaurs trying to intimidate wrestler dude
>>730562251Holy shit shalom to you too faggot
you know since they pause the timer every time he changes that means we actually have MORE than the estimate remaining
>>730562225Let's ignore quality of her singing. She didn't even bother to learn lyrics
>>730560926I've been calling that place daily making clicking noises and demanding my money back
>>730562264Wh-What comes after the theater kids?
>dropping the last donations during the snoozefest
>>730562163>But it's not a trainwreckHe's cheating bigly and will still go over, even the onions crowd is fucking BORED during the FINALE
WHERE ARE THESE DONOS FROM
>$53,000!>forced "holy moly"yeah he knows what's really going on
>>730562259RPG runs are always shit, unless it's something like RBY that can actually be completed quickly.
video games
>>730562232Neck themselves
Even with all the cheats it would be somewhat entertaining if not for the safety move
>>730562257swapping to new pokemon after each gym, idk why they can't show him using the mod tool
>>730562006Fishing for Feebas with Calm
>teaching Ditto the cheat move
>>730562313>>730562319STOP ASKING QUESTIONS CHUD!
STOP LAUNDERING MONEY IN FRONT OF US YOU JEWISH FUCKS
What is even the point of changing pokemon if he's just going to safety blast?
>>730562167I'm gonna have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in your ear, sport
>I won't use Safety Blast>okay I will use Safety Blast
SHE PRETENDS TO BE A POKEMON PLAYER AND DOESNT KNOW HOW DITTO WORKS
>cheating moves
>>730561948We had the shitter, the missing Mario 64 runner which they said were "technical difficulties "and then the yellow filtered mario 64 backup system
>pick-my-mainUhm, what's exactly is that category?
>"I'm only using it for this">"I'm not going to use Safety Blast for the gym I swear"suuuuuuuure.
based sleepers
>>730562259I wouldn't be thrilled but it would be better than this shit or Keiz's trainwrecks.Even a normal race would be better than this.
this run sickens me on a visceral level
>Donates to see ditto transform>Just use hack move to win
>>730562287>get btfo twice>y-you're a jewi accept your concession :)
This is what they chose to close this off on? Also this fucking announcer trying and failing to do a woman voice is horrendous to listen to.
>finale is a pokemon romhack letsplay
>>730562350Unfuckingbelievable
>>730562334>mod toolalright thank you man
>using safety blast with DittoWHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF CHANGING POKEMON IF ALL THE POKEMON ARE THE EXACT SAMEFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>730561451
>>730562326Wait I thought this was a trans rights fundraiser
>>730562326Video games indeed
>>730562027Darius Gaiden was amazing. Only 19 minutes so not long to comm...>**OPERA SINGING INTENSIFIES**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLrE_s6Sr7k
no chance of gdq actually improving with their culture of toxic positivity imoonce reddit completely goes against them I don't see what community will be left. but they would rather die than change mindset or acknowledge criticism
>>730561948The NES Splatterhouse game only had the blue and green channels plugged in.
>>730562281HOYPE was bad but it wasn't as bad as having to listen to this creature's attempt at a female voice
That guy definitely is a horsefucker
>>730562305We're already seeing it.Furries
DIE 4CHANNERS DIE. WITH THE POWER OFSAAAAAFEEEEETTTYYYBLAAAAASSSTTT
SHE (not her)
>>730562429MAKE IT STOP BRO THE HIGH PITCH VOICEV IS SO FAKE
>>730562391>>730562251>>730562017>>730561695>>730562259Go back to fantasizing about the thread wanting the runner's cock jeet
where does this rank on the list of worst gdq runs of all time because this is pretty fucking awful
trump please deport these illegal sloprunners from america
>you'll learn something>wait, you can use stun spore on a grass type??
>>730562437when will the partyarlie dragon dildo vids leak
>>730562459She dilates she's veganya.
send this run to the shadow realm sleepy joe
It's crazy how this got final slot. Silksong would have made sense. Nepoing a staff done pokemon cheat mod as the finale is too bizarre
>>730562283I think what's probably happening is they get a big chunk of sponsor money at the beginning given to them as a discretionary fund. Then they can just funnel it as anon donos to manipulate stuff like incentives and bid wars. I think the money really exists, but the anonymous donos are them essentially manipulating the audience by just taking money they already have, not spending it, and "counting it" for, say, the losing bid war item, so people have to put more money in to keep the old winner ahead. or they get an incentive from missing 10k to missing 5k so they can squeeze the audience more effectively, and so on
>>730562475im not any of those people
>another one of these on my stream next weekOH HELL NO
>>730562443and not the cool kind but the diaper carpet sample kind
>>730562196Are the eevee's cats, foxes, or dogs?https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVLmBbn3
>>730562459How dare you make fun of she pronouns, chud
They keep forgetting to account for the fact that with inflation, $2.2 million is not as impressive as it was. Inflation adjusted, the top total is just shy of $4 million. The downtrend is obvious.
>>730562370>Uhm, what's exactly is that category?Retarded romhack intended to milk FOMO donations from gullible retards
>>730562459NIG (not ger)
Did /v/ finally realise that pokemon never was a good game?
>>730562425how long ago was this?
>>730562425Be Positive, anon
why the fuck do they keep switching the cameras during the run
>>730562425>BE POSITIVE!>DON’T ASK QUESTIONS!>DON’T TUIN THE HAPPY CHUNGUS ATMOSPHERE!
>>730562459She ate she sandwich sheself.
>skittyhaha wailord sex
>>730562496SAFETY BLAST!!!!!!
We should just be glad that Safety Blast wasn't a 50PP 100% accuracy OHKO move called TRANS RIGHTS
>>730562514the answer is yes
>>730562425The problem is that now it's made for everyone rather than those with an interest in speedrunning. When you make a product for everyone, you make a product for no one.
DA BURRS won so I'm backwhat did I miss in the last 8 hours?
>GDQ has finally joined the character skin game>It's printing moneyKino.
>>730562425>if it lasts forever, great! if not, it was great while it lasted. no need to worry about fixing it nowthis is the attitude ends civilisations
>>730562503
>>730562534It's actually the best RPG, the genre just sucks.
>>730562498people talk about trans folks shitting on everything being why GDQ is in decline but the fact that there's a backroom circlejerk who all stick each others own shit in front of people at the expense of actual speedrunners is actually a bigger part of it
>>730562425>STOP VOICING CRITICISM JUST CONSUME AND SMILEThe disdain I have for people like this defies description
>>730562514They're all three, and Vaporeon (the best pokemon) is a fish fox cat dog
shen is sweating from that callout
>>730562534>finally
>>730562501Bro, for that to work you're supposed to believe that the yeete and fangamer sell 500k dollars worth of GDQ merch each, every 6 months.
>>730562027>saves your event
>>730562525Like 12 hours ago everyone was positive it wasn't even gonna sniff 2 mil.
What ever happened to Blueglass?
anyone notice the donations have stopped mentioning cancer at all and just spam trans ROIGHTSkinda takes away from the event you knoweven if PCF is a jewish laundromat
>>730562326big if true
>>730562538Today.>>730562568It's not made for everyone, it's made for a particular kind of millenial manchild/womanchild stuck in the early 2000s and afraid of reality.
this soundtrack is pure SOVL
I’ve come to enjoy Pokemon
>>730562460Pointing out that it sounds objectively awful and people hate it enough to tune out would be too bigoted and mean, so trannyvoice will continue forever
>time 1h>run has been going on for 1h30m
>>730562528Did they genuinely believe that it was good idea to close the whole event with?
>>730561354>tfw I could have had a cute runescape gf like this if I didn't give away my halloween mask and santa hat all those years ago
>>730562027
>>730562637>screams the entire run>but he put the furry ears at the end and stopped screaming so it's kinoNah
>>730562640only newfags wereeveryone else knows the donation spikes at the last day
>>730562534The old ones are good, it gets dicey after gen 2 because it fundamentally changes to a story focused RPG instead of a RPG with an interesting world.
RIP Shen
>>730562673They probably didn't but Adef is a nepobaby so they didn't have a choice
>slugma
I'm shocked the viewership isn't plummeting.Oh who am I kidding, it's pokemon.
>>730562582These people think food comes from shops then wonder why everything is fuckign expensive until it's too late and suddenly inflation is at 40% YoY
>>730562649they screen and hand pick donos to readthe tranny intentionally picks the tranny donos only
Mods are actual nazis.
If GDQ wants to become a general gaming event that occasionally does speedruns then they need to rip the bandaid off already and switch to prioritizing showcases. More react slop, more over estimate glitch exhibitions, more unfunny skits, more content! Because in all honesty the event doesn't make sense as a marathon anymore, since it deliberately tries to waste everyone's time.
>>730562648Too soulful, he had to be permabanned.
>>730562425all the trannies in gdq are mods on reddit
>>730562425i'll check over there every once in a while, funny how dead it is. some shill will post a "X run was a must watch!" and get 0 replies. a few years ago the sub was super active during the entire GDQ week but i'm guessing they've thinned it down just like twitch chat from years of banning dissent
>>730562634well, I've tried explaining my thesis. I don't think you're following my point. Can you explain yours more clearly? I don't agree that they're misrepresenting the median "donation", is my point. I do agree that a large % of the donations aren't actually individuals donating. So what do you think is happening? Like, the IRS audits them, and the tracker is public, as are their returns, so I don't understand how they could lie in that regard.
more like GAYdef
>>730562640The last day is usually something like 33-50% of the total donations, so people shouldn't be surprised if the last day spikes. But I don't know how much of a push is left. $2.5 isn't out of the question, for sure.
choked
IM GOING TO THE ASIAN MASSAGE PARLOR NEXT SATURDAY
>>730562693B-b-but it trending worse than 2017
>>730562459I think the pronoun/pronouner shit is really dumb so I would actually semi-approve of this if it wasn't a tranny pretending to be less of a tranny
>>730562684The facial expression change before the screen fully turns to white is what gets me
I literally just came back from having sex only to see this shit still has another hour to go. What the fuck, is time just going really slow or what?
>MAGfast doing Mega Man X3Later losers
>>730562568Where's that picture of guys creating a hobby group, inviting a girl, then other people joining to chat hit up the girl and the hobby group becoming about that rather than the hobby?Fits nicely with this.
>>730562721It's a bitch to rebrand. They're called "Games Done Quick" and Quick is in the name
>>730562687I enjoyed his commentary. His voice raising as things became more tense while also not missing a beat lifted the run for me. The ending was just the cherry on top
>>730562752Steve?
>>730562721>more unfunny skitsStraight up the worst part of AGDQ.
>>730562654I think that's what they believe "everyone" is like. Obviously except those with views they don't like.
>>730562648he's now a high ranking member of Trump's treasurery department
>>730562648banned for being overly enthusiastica rule that doesn't apply to GDQ's chosen people
>>730562765You just went really fast.
>>730562673>Did they genuinely believe that it was good idea to close the whole event with?YupBecause it's just a flat-out circlejerk for the staff, of which he is one
>$2.3 millwoo, lets go guys! we can reach $3 million
>>730562765they stop the timer every time he resets from dying, turns on cheats, changes pokemon for the incentive, etc.
>>730562782Brian?
>not going to use safety blast in the gym btw
>>730562765I'm sorry for your hand
2.3 million for a cancer cure research right?
>>730562765>having sexWhy would you lie on the internet?
>>730562132>>730562181>>730562225>>730562424>>730562637>>730562684Thank you brothers
>>730562459HAS
>>730562673Toxic positivity makes people lose touch with reality.Nobody was gonna be "insensitive" and say maybe it's a bad idea.
>Get Ditto>a mon who's whole gimmick is transforming into other Pokemon>spam the cheat Safety Blast to steamroll every battle insteadso fucking lame
>>730562824yes! lmao lol wtf
wait wtf, i thought biden cured cancer. why are we still funding this
Safety BlastSafety BlastEverybody dilate your ass
>>730562806So much of this year has been like that.
>>730562648i'm sorryis that a fucking erotic chen body pillow in the back
>>730562780>See u live on stage at 2027 Games Done
>>730562579>this run will happen again rip normal pokemon runs
>>730562837they're not the cure cancer foundation
>>730562721They have zero incentive to rebrand because they're still, somehow, pulling in near-record numbersThey don't give a fuck about who the event was created for or its historyThey just wanna get paid
Narcissistic theatre zoomie can't handle another wipe has to use his cheater move
>>730562841we're trans here, we all have gfs
>>730562860Doing a Ditto run had potential to be fun, but of course that's not allowed during this particular run
>>730562425>PCF will get over $2 million from this event.hahaha who’s gonna tell him?
youtube chat hoip!>last 20 minutes of activity>11k viewerstotally
hopefully some federal cops actually investigate this shit show and arrest the people running it for money laundering and falsifying charity donations so this terrible event gets cancelled for good and I never have to see another tranny again
>>730562841I just wanted to be cool like Adef
>>730561742Vax zombies. It's happening.
>51k viewers for the finaleMeh, not fooling anyone
>>730562684>she/her
>>730562837Nah.$2mil for a "Be my bestie, check my testie" poster campagin.0.3mil for GDQ salaries.
>reflections in the waterWHAThow in the FUCK did a gba game have raytracing
>>730562910This is like half of what they used to make, inflation adjusted. It's the worst in 7 years. Viewship is down more than half.
>>730562860There's a dlsite porn game parody of pokemon called Yarimon, in that game you get a move called Cheat Tackle which is the same as safety blast. However the game tracks how many times you used Cheat Tackle and there's some things you can't unlock if you used Cheat Tackle.H-games have more integrity than GDQ.
10 million dollars for testicle checking stations in Ghana
>>730562935They’d be investigating themselves dude. NGOs are how the global elite launder money
>>730562964Heh
this is a woman
>>730562916>Look at me! I’m an incel!lmaoooo
oh boy here we fucking go
>>730562929You can only chat if you pay them money and ain't no one doing that. Youtube is smarter than Twitch.
>>730562921GrossCarry on
Checking back in on y'all. How you holding up?
>adef's favorite person is John GreenWhat an absolute fucking scumbag
>>730562975
John Green?...the same guy who wrote the romcom teen coming of age Fault in our Stars?
>i've been thinking a lot about underserved health communities latelySure you have, person on PCF's payroll.
>>730562929I didn't know they were also streaming on youtube
>>730562978>>730562935Karl Jobst gdq investigating video when?
>>730562961
Did he skip Winona?>>730562986Liar
>50,000 k viewers>2 million donatednani!? that means everyone has donated at least $40have YOU donated $40?
>>730562964This is the game that made Gamefreak a poor indie company, they blew it all on water reflections and there's a LOT of water in Hoenn
>third worldUmmm it’s called Global South now!!! Cancel this man
>>730562986lol in what fucking metric?
>>730562975Clover tier fuckery damn
>>730562961>black dude tops the white dude>U.S.-based nonprofit organizationOf course it's american propaganda bullshit
>>730563008still patiently waiting for the h-game speedrun marathon, Arses Getting Dicked Quick
>third world countriesRACISTBAN THIS FILTH
>>730563008Life is suffering but I persist
>>730562996Of course the cowboy was on the couch during that run kek
Guys it's actually really hard managing money to buy all the X items and potiomns
>>730563014I've figured out what this guy is, he's the flavor of narcissist who thrives on having a captive audience to tell how great he is. Everything makes sense now.
>>730563016I think they're on youtube and tiktok this year.
>>730562964bro the n64 has ray tracing the gba obviously would support it too
Did the chartfag die?
>>730563008
>>730563042<no speedup allowedMan, don't remind me that the devs have lost the plot...
>>730562978yeah i should have clarified and said 'ok hope some global elite wants to bust up some other global elite and destroy the nonprofit they were using' whatever
The Trannies are not going home under 2,5 Million. Mark my fucking words.
If you're gonna cheat with a cheat move why doesn't it just instantly kill the enemy pokemons
>CAN YOU STOP?
>>730563009who?
This dude is trying his best to be done with this and go home.
>>730562671FAGdef got raped for 30 minutes by a Torkoal
>>730563081Murdered by Silksong ZZZ spammers
>>730563016well twitch recently allowed dual streamingit's free money
>>730563081one can hope
>>730563012Man I used to jerk it to that cancer chick back in the day. Was older sister's favourite movie and it gave me a fetish for girls with short hair
Is this shit going over estimate?
sorry but adef a cute
>>730563029I have never donated a single cent to GDQ.I did buy 4chan pass years ago to bypass captcha because it annoyed me, so I guess my money still went to something gay and retarded.
mr game and shout still shitting out his donations kek >at least its not troonshit
>>730563085Yeah that’s the only way any of this would ever get shut down
>>730562027The miku boxing was cringe in a funny way
>>730563029I've donated tens of thousands, anon. So have you.We're very generous people, here.
>>730563059>thrives on having a captive audience to tell how great he isAnd to push their viewpoints on that captive audienceHence the "GET EDUCATED" speech
>Cancer donation readoutWhat about trans rights?
>shout donating in honor of his wife's dead dad...didn't he get a divorce? and didn't her dog just maul him like a week ago?
can they just have the stream "crash" and announce on twitter that the event is over already
>>730563119duh
>>730563119they’re going to change the estimate to PCF or something with 5 minutes left
>>730563089hnm
>>730563147kwab
>>730563035>Global SouthI've never heard of this shit before but already it seems kinda stupid and confusing compared to 3rd world
>>730563147yes but i need attention
Has this fucking chode actually been at GDQ for a decade I genuinely can't believe that
>>730563081Died from ass cancer sorry anon no more charts
>>730563138Don't joke, I lost 15kg with fitness boxing, this shit is super funMight get the miku edition
>ooh I almost swore teehee we're all kiddies here am I rite
>>730563119probably, guess umaru's run is gonna be delayed
>>730562482DQnot even a run
Is 2.3 milly good result for GDQ? This is the first time I watch the final so I don't really know.
>>730563143>Hence the "GET EDUCATED" speechDid that actually fucking happen?What was the context?
>>730562741The point of a front is that it looks clean.Now, can you publicly audit these sponsors?Are they actually selling millions of dollars worth of black fatales merch?Or is it mystery money that needs laundering?As far as we know, the people running the yeetee and fangamer might be employees of GDQ who will get the "donations" they sent back in the form volunteer salaries and other expenses.
>>730562425>>"$2.2 million is not an insignificant amount"Anyone gonna tell them about inflation? AGDQ 2017 raised about this much money and would be equivalent to $2.9 million today. Donos are dropping.
>Spike is a FUCKING NIGGERWhat did adef mean by this?
>>730562482You know that super Metroid woman everyone posts every year?Yeah this is worse
>>730563145Trans rights donations are a kind of cancer donation
lol
hes the reason why its sub only mode right?
>>730563138
>>730563138people cringed more over an autist having fun and getting some cardio than the trans stuff
>>730563145all of the PCF money is going to estrogen-induced trans breast cancer patients in Somalia, dont worry.
Anyone know if the "Grab my shit" guy got banned?
>>730563176>Australia is south>"Global North"
SAFETYSAFETY BLASTSAFETY ASSYEAH YEAH
>>730562961Are they really meant to be the size of baseballs?t. Grapes.
The events coming to a close used to be sad to me. Now I feel nothing.
>>730561927Isn't this basically how ESA does it for all runs
>endeavor turn 1i legitimately forgot there was a "run" going on, this shocked me out of my Adef Book Club induced stupor
>GOATs of the gameLike that gender rapist last year?
>>730563081jannies keep banning him for some reason
>>730563176>Global North is the first world>and French Guiana...what
>>730563176politically correct is often confusing compared to the real thing.>colored peopleit could mean anything, couldnt it?
>>730563208they have used to pull in 3 mil and this was before money printer went brrrr and inflated the us dollar to a hilarious degree
>>730563176>Global South>Is at least 80% above the equator>Does not include AustraliaJust say "Non-white" for fuck's sakeAnd I was just thinking I couldn't hate liberals any harder
>>730563196You know, the entire marathon I kept thinking "are they all acting like children or am I just too old for this shit? Aren't they all in their mid 30s?"
>>730563115> I used to jerk it to that cancer chick back in the daygreat taste
>>730563208don't worry 200k more will be donated within 1 hour
>>730563212I want you to guess what the context for that was
>>730563225The ghost of Werster overtook him, it was out of his control.
>I'm not going to use Safety Blast for the gym
>Using your e-celeb influence to get GDQ to allow you to make a mockery of speedrunning for their finaleKinda based NGL
>>730563176>red needs to be flooded with "refugees"
Wtf was GDQ thinking ending the event with this shit-tier run?>>730563176I mean the original definition of third world doesn’t really work either now post cold war but global south is just them trying to rebrand themselves since third world nowadays = poverty stricken shithole
>>730563228It's fucking crazy how much the artifice disappears just by turning the camera around. That room is dead, you can hear the echo. All that's left is a cult of 100 redditors who genuinely believe they're on the right side of history.
>>730563081one really triggered janny claims he's ban evading
i'm sorry fellas but i once gave a $10 donation to AGDQ twelve years agothis is all my fault
>>730563240I was pretty tuned out this entire GDQ.. I think I’m just not feeling it finally
>>730563212>What was the context?Donation said "TRANS RIGHTS" (because of course it did)adef said something like "We respect everybody, and if you don't like it, get out, educate yourself"It was at the start of this horrible exhibition cheatfest, maybe 10 minutes in?
Okay I was defending the run but spamming Safety Blast with Ditto is so lame jfc
Adef is a skinwalker
>>730563261how many marathons actually hit 3 mill? like two?
>>730563176Third world is a outdated term. It's a Cold War term for countries not allied with the First World (America) or the Second World (USSR). My preferred terms are developing nation (formal) or shithole (informal).
>>730563208Well, if you consider the fact that they are on track with 2025 donations amount, its pretty okay. This is achieved despite the fact that every single other metric is trending downward. Really, really makes you think.
>>730563229pretty much
WAAAAAAAAA
>>730562986>crude caricature of a womanFixed that for you.
>>730563284There are so many things they're retarded aboutI'm assuming it was tranny related
>>730563228Damn, I called it, they're cleaning the place out >>730537475
>>730563306
>>730563313>"We respect everybody, except those that we don't respect."
>>730563229When the first trannies started showing up at the event in 2017 or 2018, everyone in the chat made fun of them. It's been in sub-only ever since.
>>730563320seems like it has occurred to him this is going to take 5 hours if he doesn't start cheating even more
at Winona now
>>730563352DING DING DIIIIING! WE HAVE A WINNER!!
>>730563327If I didn't fuck up my spreadsheet, SGDQ 2019, AGDQ 2020, AGDQ 2022 and SGDQ 2022.
just realized the reason they say y'all so much because they can't use the word guys because it assumes their gender
>>730562225WE'RE WAY OFF KEY
>>730563278Sounds very organic and naturalWas that ever proved that they manipulate donation number?
>>730563208yeah its decent. Especially when you consider the drop in viewers
>Viewers are dropping>Venue is clearing outWhat a grand finale
I LOVE SWABLU NOW
>>730563372>genzomanI haven't heard that name in a very l9mg time...
>he called them FreaksOH HE'S GETTING BANNED
>>730563313i think it was just "educate yourself". wouldn't say "get out" because they still desperately want the views of hate watchers
>>730563326He doesn't even seem like a real person. I tuned into his stream once and he was just yapping to himself about nothing and not reacting to the chat. His videos feel like they were written by AI. He's constantly doing the tuber voice, even right now. Nothing about him is sincere.
>>730563014>>730563059He's elitist democrat
>>730563291SGDQ is on it
>>730563387They should just assume their weebdom and start saying minnasan
I'm gonna grab some in-n-out, what do y'all want
>>730563240this is the first event i watched since before 2020. event was shit as i thought it'd be, but i enjoyed these threads
>not even paying attention to the let's play
DansGame spam killed GDQ chatDan is a proud homo BTW, this was pretty much friendly fire.
>couch admits to not even watching this dogshit run
>>730563398YOROKOBE, SHOUNEN
>>730563387it's southern slang. short for 'you all'
This run even stopped being entertaining in a so bad it's good way...
>>730563387and they can't say "you people" because that's also insinuating and racist in their worldafter all some people identify as animals
Fun fact. Chlorine water does not have a smell. That iconic smell is what happens when it mixes with piss
>>730563387Correct. First it was the Karens getting uppity about "being excluded" and now it's because being referred to as a guy would trigger the trannies
>>730563442Animal style burger with regular fries
>>730563442Double-double. Vanilla shake (small). Thanks.
>>730563458Uh, chud? It belongs to POC now.
>>730563274>You know, the entire marathon I kept thinking "are they all acting like children or am I just too old for this shit? Aren't they all in their mid 30s?"It's all part of the fake veneer of positivity they have to present 24/7One reason is to hype the event upAnother is that these people despise any form of criticism directed at them or things they likeAnd a third reason is to pretend that being a tranny is happy and validating and euphoric, so they can own the chuds and also groom more people into being trannies
>>730563470Yeah at 00:00:01
>>730563470right. so you're gonna turn off the stream now?
>>730563387This is also why they say '' folks ''>>730563458>it's southern slang. short for 'you all'yes, and its used because its gender neutral
>>730563447HotPokket
>>730563213look, I don't agree, but I feel like our perspectives are too different to really discuss this further. I'm also not American, so I don't really have enough education about their tax system to really speculate further. It seems strange to me to assume that it's dirty money needing laundering. There are much better, less public ways to do that, and it also involves the assumption that gdq is founded by some kind of criminal syndicate, that the sponsors pass audits despite all this mysterious whacky bookkeeping, that they have agents inside all the sponsors, etc.; you also posited that maybe they're just funnelling money OUT of the sponsors, while also simultaneously saying that the sponsors don't make enough money to explain it, which are contradictory things.I think my versions involves far fewer assumptions: donations have been going down every year, and they tactically distribute a discretionary fund to manipulate the audience's emotions to squeeze more money.
>>730563447If i had a time machine and could only go back one time, I'd go tell Dan not to make the DanSexy emote. Killed GDQ chat forever.
>That's right we're gonna cheat
>>730563365>>730563372All I have is the fan art to keep me awake during this run. My feet a cold. My hands are empty. My legs are okay. It is true that I killed my mentor, but I am not his murderer.
run so shit that even poke posting went down considerably jesus
>>730563504No, I gotta watch Partyarlie
>>730563458Important note:these exact people made fun of us (southerners) for saying words like "ya'll" (that was their favorite mocking impression word btw), then a few years ago they suddenly decide that should be the inclusion word. These people culturally appropriated us after using it in a mocking tone for decades.
>>730563313absolutely vilethanks for the explanation anon
>>730563442Plain double double (meat, cheese, bun), animal style fries, and a pink lemonade
where's "you guys don't even like speedruns" anon now?
>>730563509you're complaining that the word 'you' is gender neutral now?
>>730563458Yet none of them are southern.
>>730563531Gross
SAFETY BLAST AGAIN :DDDD
>>730560889Yup. It's all a money laundering scheme. Why do you think Uyama got out when he did? He knew it was going to implode in a few more years.
>dude I can't win just gonna use Safety Blast lmaoPeople paid for this
>>730563478not necessarily piss but contaminants in general yesit's just that the volume of piss that may end up in a pool from one retard pissing is 10x that of the sweat and dirt of everyone else
>>730563509I thought they used it because black twitter uses it a lot, and they're negrophiles
>>730563558Here.Fuck /v/
>>730563212It was at 15:36 on the timer for the run>TRANS RIGHTS BABY>Everyone is welcome at GDQ>And if that doesn't mesh well with your worldview, I suggest you get educatedThen the tranny runner said "I can't cry this early!"Because it's all performative libshit to them
>>730563546They didn't take it from you inbred hillbillies, they took it from the blacks.
>>730562837If by cancer cure research you mean gdq staff and the foundation's pockets, yes
>>730563402I want to FUCK Saber
>donation from adef's family>trans rights!!
>>730563439grim
>>730563530People would have found a different emote to spam whenever PMG was on screen
This guy is going to troon out
trans right
Jesus what a shitshow
what a shitty run to end an event lol
>>730563613Adef's mom got that big oleDICKswingin'
>Says he will only use Safety Blast leading UP to the gym but will only use Ditto / Transform on the gym leader>It's too hard so fuck it :D SAFETY BLASTit's so tiring
The crowd isn't less pathetic than the runner or the organizationThey don't even boo the fuck out of these fags
>our son wanted to donate $120
>>730563442some in if they got it
This manages to be one of the worst runs ever in the history of GDQ
>anons were positive on adef before the run startedquickest thread opinion change ever
>>730563293>Wtf was GDQ thinking ending the event with this shit-tier run?Free money? Pokemon man children donating + lots of incentives every few minutes.
trans FUCKING rights
>>730563620OK, but I'd also tell Dan to not pussy out on his Horror Month marathons over the next decade.
>>730563613Partyarlie gender status?
>>730563571>It's all a money laundering schemeYou keep saying those words. But they don't mean what you think they mean.
>>730563559No, simply explaining why non southerners are using a gender neutral southern term
>>730563659Sorry, they're all out!
>>730563592are you enjoying the run?
Donovan is a little FAGGOT
>>730563176how have we failed so hard as a species
>>730563365We respect everyone. As long as they agree with us, because if they don't they're obviously just a disingenuous evil troll who doesn't deserve human rights.
>>730563687>>730563687>>730563687
>>730563546I'm not a southerner but that always pissed me off on your behalfThey treat southerners like ignorant, subhuman garbage. Turning "y'all" into a gay progressive trend is gallingBut hearing it is a perfect warning sign for faggotry, so thank you for your sacrifice
>>730563663I would rather discuss trans wrongs.
>>730563334lol twitch is so fucking stupid>someone in your chat does something dumb>you get banned for itthey wanted to ban trihex because of his poverty chat too which is why he started to get really autistic about it
>>730563597You mean the south? Yes.Also the blacks took it from us. Because we enslaved them (big mistake should have kept them in africa)
>>730563661They'll come back to vote it SSS
>>730563670if xe's trans, i might have to support trans rights after all...
Does adef not realize Haikyuu is fujo slop Like he has to know this right
>>730563697Fuck off earlyfag
I'm watching because I want to know without a shadow of a doubt, that yes, this IS indeed the worst run of all GDQ.I don't want some anon to gaslight me later and go "No dude the run actually got really good halfway through!"
>>730563661>dabbing on this thread and pokemon runs as a wholehe's still based in my book
>>730563532i dont understand any of thati'm happy for u thoor sorry that happened
>>730563592Telling people they don't like speedruns if they don't like this GDQ is like telling people they don't like massages when you snap their neck
YETEE HOOOOOYP
>>730563732If you shit your pants, I don't think that counts as dabbing on everyone else in the room, although they do have to smell it.
>>730563313>we read out political messages because we respect everybody>(but only political messages that we personally want to push, because we don't respect everybody)
There is no way Yetee is making enough this week to donate 200k
>>730563521Bro... 2 things.The IRS is not infallible, they've been scammed before and for several decades before finding out.Second, 2 millions every 6 months is pennies for Americans. A small company of only 20 employees spends that easily just in wages by the same biyearly basis.
>>730562996>>730563138>>730563318Thanks to you chaps as well
I'm going to FUCK this fox
>>730563571>Why do you think Uyama got out when he did?Because he'll still continue getting money and can have other people do all the work?
>>730563691who?
>watching you solve thisThese donation messages can't be realNo one's watching him cheat past encounters he can't beat and thinking "wow he's so clever and good at this"
>>730563661its like he read our praise before the run and decided to do everything he could to spite us...
>>730563848Consider for a moment that other people might have different preferences from you.
>>730563595>>Everyone is welcome at GDQkek that's the biggest fucking lieHow many people have gotten banned for incredibly minor shit? For not parroting progressive dogma?
>>730563794Look, I hate troons as much as the next guy but there's no reason to platform retard conservatism
kek
>>730563834same
What's the point of this bio-hole on the couch? She doesn't know shit.
>>730563914My personal preference is that 1+1=8
>timer paused>no game screen>game soundsamazing
>>730563848It's a mental illness. The para social simps live to hear their name and words read on stream. They write what is most likely to be read
>>730563589tumblr SJWs co-opted it ironically in 2011 to make fun of "ignorant southerners". then everyone forgot and it became the normal vernacular of progressive weirdos.
>>730564015What the fuck is gheddy lee doing there?
>>730563663I want you to know that this phrase is so ridiculous, your post reads as bait
slugma balls
>>730563968Pretty certain that's adef's girlfriend
>>730563931>I hate troons>but conservatives are retarded!!lol, try to make your lies less obvious next time
>>730563936I really hate menOh shit, I am a man tooI am a girl now
Woweee I wonder if there's some bias to the messages being selectedI'm cringing help
HAHHAHAHAATROONS ARE SO HECKIN FUNNY
>>730564015 wtf was his couch doing? Yeah let's have the guy wearing a metal mask narrate the entire run. I'm sure it will sound great.
>>730564216>she/her (male)>she/her (male)
>>730564351>cheating tate and liza into a single battle
BSG Kino coming up in 6 days with /ourguys/ Riekelt and Yato
>>730563676I do. GDQ is a criminal enterprise and is laundering money to enrich themselves.
>>730563936Forty one percentTo Never be a womanThat is your sad fate
>>730564283>>730565698Bravo anons
