Now: Reflect on the WeekNext: SleepLater: The Next Speedrunning Event See You Next Time Streams: https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62 Previous: >>730568354>>730568710(Since there were two threads)
Trans wrongs!
anyone else transitioning?
MIG!This was the worst GDQ and that was the worst run at GDQBut I still had fun this year
>>730572387HAVE A GOOD NIGHT FAGGOTSI LOVE YOU
>gdq staff are lurking this thread RIGHT NOW
I'm a migger
Migged, for the final time T_T
Last mig. Where the final chart at?
Guess I'll mig one last time...Just to say good bye.
>>730572387>filenameWot?
chart where
>>730572387I just want you to know that I will not be migging.
worst GDQ in a decadebut it can get much worse
final mig ;.;
Now what?
after all that, and being asked in every thread, still no one knows what rights trans don't have
Post kungfufruitcup pls
My final miggy
this is just a bunch of people saying the exact same thing in slightly different ways over and over
The final migGoodnight /v/See you next event maybe idk this was the first year I got extremely burnt out from this shit and I'm glad it's over
it's kind of crazy reallyit started out as this small niche thing. then it got really big, and slowly got subverted, and now it's shrinking and becoming a niche thing, but instead of regular nerds it's this whole political trans clique
The charity only gets 42k of the 2.4 mil???????
final chart waiting room
When I migU migWe mig
https://oengus.io/calendar
>>730572579We wait for Chart Anon so I can get catharsis on the final run being rated the lowest in historyThen I sleep
>>730572543
one last mig for tolki!
Migging for the final chart
>Turned on AUS speedruns from last year on because I needed an emotional palate cleanser after what was watching the speedrun equivalent of a chinese factory accident on liveleak.My soul is already healing....I am curious what the announcement is though.
The special announcement will be one last TRANSGENDER RIGHTS!
>>730572584The right to have the rest of us humor their mental illness, and also the right to brainwash children into trooning out because the body altering drugs are more effective the younger you are
>>730572613very generous for a charity
estimate changes
>close it out with awful stock elevator musicchrist almighty.
it's over..
chart ecker is banned, no final chart for you guys
>Head of Software>Corvitroonwhat does that even mean? what software? installing the games on PCs?
finishing this mig
everyone remember to migrate to sumo
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH TEAM
>the comments on that reddit thread getting nuked for being critical of the emerald rungdq mods run that shit too, huh?
>>730572601Just like 4chan.
Now /v/, you might be wondering>who can I blame for this shit?
>>730572680I dont watch much sumo but I like watching the ukrainian guy
What happened with skill on GDQ. I mean there are still some good runs which show skill but there are less and less of them each year.
>>730572656
someone needs to revive NASA
>>730572669kek, it's so funny in 2x
What was THE moment for you this year? >Brawl runner prepping this run for 11 years and then skedaddling because of a panic attack
>>730572690>Catherine T. FoxIncredibly tranny name there
announcement doko
Why is it still on
>>730572680There's this faggot weeb streaming it on twitchHe basically bans everything under the sun so chat is useless but it's cool to watch as I'm new to sumo
>>730572715
>>730572715>having a character who is canonically a rapist as the theme backgroundpretty funny honestly
whats the mig meme
>>730572680Where do you go to watch sumo?
>>730572724qrd? Did he really bounce just because of a panic attack?
I'm glad you're with me, anons. Here at the end of all runs.See you in the summer.
Be real with me ladsI forgot if this was worse than AGDQ 2025But was it worse than SGDQ 2025? I forgot if that one was considered a good push back to how bad AGDQ 2025 wasor am I think of 2024
>>730572752because you're still watching
here comes the cringe
chartanon come on post the chart already I wanna see which runs I missed that are actually worth seeing.
That Smash run sure was great.Glad he wasted 10 years developing that.
>>730572714skills are ableist and unfair
cringe
>>730572768Yes, he didn't sleep for 3 days and backed out at the last minute
>>730572760
>>730572724I made a post and got 15 replies
>>730572762migrating from the old thread to the new thread
Oh god theatre kids with one last critical hit.
a final dose of cringe
Remember when the announcements were simply white text on a black background?
ADEF YOU'RE NOT AN ACTUAL SCIENTIST STOP LARPINGWE DON'T TALK LIKE THISJESUS FUCK
>>730572753watch avoidingthehenka on kick. no commentary restream
what interesting streams are going on now that this is over?
>>730572763join>>>/sp/152906812
Theater kid ahh shi
>>730572697>spike isn't thereWas he kicked out from committee?
>adef gets to be the center of attention againwas 4 hours not enough?
oh my god
greatlove it
C you this summer
total of FUCK dollars
>>730572762mig=migrate
A little cringe for the road
>awful block could have taken over 90% of the schedule Does he know?
>>730572854I'm a scientist and I talk like this
>>730572837nice
THATS IT?!
>>730572762you're a fucking migger
SGDQ JULY 5-11MINNEAPOLIS
what should I learn as my first speedrunning game?
BACK TO BLACK OR ESA!?WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH!?
THE FINAL MIG
>special announcement after the worst GDQ event was them doing a shitty ad for black and female speedrun events Makes sense
>>730572854trans scientist here, I talk like that
>>730572760that mario run was awful
>announcement is just the venue locationuhhhh... ok?
rate the announcement
>>730572584Um excuse me sweaty you need to get educated.Now while you're getting educated I need to go ask my reddit moderators to make me a buggy ROM hack so I can submit it to sgdq and spend 4 and a half hours using cheap built in cheats on between 25 crashes and a fire alarm.
uh oh going to the south again but they're not woke enough down there!!
HOLY SHIT I LIVE IN ATLANTA GEORGIASHOULD I GO ANONS??!?
>MinneapolisRUMAO
wow, huge announcementsthey're holding sgdq 2026and holding agdq 2027who could've seen that coming?
>>730572927retard
>ATLANTAhuh?
>minneapolisrip
A-A-Atlanta?!I'm not american but won't the uncouth atlantan savages kill all the trans and blacks on sight?
What was the worst run this AGDQ?
>>730572945yes and pull the fire alarm
It's all ogre now...
>>730572949TRANS RIGHTS! ORB!!!
>>730572890>>730572930
>>730572945Yeah go run Fire Red for us
that's the big announcement? the location of the next event?go fuck yourself
>>730572760What's wrong with this?
>>730572724Majora's and the fire alarm being pulled.
whens dogwater?
>>730572914>MINNEAPOLISuh oh
>Atlantathose fire alarms really must've fucked them up
>>730572938A+
>>730572919Mario world or Super Metroid
They're going to be in Georgia? Holy shit.
>>730572938K
>>730572914ESAFEBRUARY 6-14MALMO
>>730572938ZThey pretended it was something important when it was an announcement of the events that we already knew they were going to host.
>>730572914Looks like there's going to be more "fire alarms" to look forward to.
Is Georgia pro-trans?
its been fun, bros...
so why they don't do it in cali?
>>730572854Pretty sure he's an electrical engineer or sum.
>>730572387
I only saw a few runs, this finale was quite painful. Why did they remove Metroid for the finish? At the very least Metroid runs are entertaining
>>730572724the guy shitting himself
>>730572669Is that a fire drill or everyone just bailing on adef's insufferable run?
>>730572837Neat
>next agdq in my citywatch for the fire alarm guys
why is the stream still on
>>730572945>lives in georgiasorry for your life
>>730572938D for dates
>>730572724>Brawl runner prepping this run for 11 years and then skedaddling because of a panic attackneed screencaps or whatever I keep hearing this repeated but haven't seen what actually happened
Alright lads, it's time.>WORST RUN>BEST RUN>FAVORITE TRAINWRECKGO
>>730572914
>>730572697games committee is a group of literal whos picking their friends and puwexil>>730572724tactics runner sharting his pants mid run
https://www.twitch.tv/magfast
>>730572945Yeah send pics of all the trannies you fuck
>>730572990hotel told them this was the last time they'd ever host them up front, matty himself pulled the fire alarms to fuck with them
>bananaza among the first games in esaGod I hope they tone down the OH BANANA
after p/a/rty thread djhttps://r-a-d.io/
>Why won't blacks show up at our events?!>It must be because we aren't in a black region!!!>Lets go to atlanta they will surely fix the lack of diversity!!Boy are they in for a shock that it won't fix the diversity issue.
THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT? THAT WAS JUST NEXT YEAR'S LOCATION!AGDQ BETRAYED US!
>>730572962Split Fiction. It wasn't even a run, but a lecture.
>>730572724
chart anon I beg you... please
>Back to Black starts at the same time as ESAAnon, I hope your made the right choice.
>>730573046>WORST RUNthis one>BEST RUNMM blindfold>FAVORITE TRAINWRECKFire alarm
>>730573040nothing actually happened, his run got cancelled and he posted on twitter
>>730572945go and take pics like its pokemon snap lmao
>>730573024I'm CIA
>>730573024
>>730572914>Minneapolis
now wot
>they're just raiding fucking MAGfest instead of some small speedrunnerFuck these corporate fags
>>730573090What happened here? What run?
>>730572945You can be our man on the ground
>>730573046Worst: Pokemon EmeraldBest: Richard Burns RallyTrainwreck: Mario 70-star relay
just going to dump a few random webmsthreads were fun at leastbye bye
>>730572945fire alarm bros we're eatin good
>>730573094It disgusts me that they do this on purpose. Same with AusSpeedrun GDQ just so happens to be trying to get a speedrun event going the same weekend that they're doing their winter event.
>AtlantaShould I finally go?
>>730573046Worst run: Pokemon EmeraldBest run: Smash Bros BrawlTrainwreck: The whole event.
>>730573024>>730573117kek
>>730573131Final Fantasy Tactics. Runner had to go take a shit.
>>730573046>WORST RUNPokemon>BEST RUNProbably Rally>FAVORITE TRAINWRECKNot a trainwreck but shitting accident was pretty funny.
>raiding magfestbased
So what were the funniest/most entertaining and also cringiest runs this year? I forgot this shit was even happening and missed the whole thing
oh god they raided magfastthey better not spam trans shit donations
>>730572945STOP FUCKING YOUR SISTER
>But when the board needed him most...he vanished
Google search time!
>>730573094no one actually watches thatwe've had people watch flame/frost fatales but not that
shoutouts to the tech crew
>>730572945>atlantaI fucking hate atlanta, only place I've ever lived where it was unsafe to go to the gas station after 10 pm. Saw multiple gunshots and I lived in the "nice" area
>>730573046>WORST RUNFinale>BEST RUNRally>FAVORITE TRAINWRECKThe fire alarms
>>730573019pretty sure he's a fucking retard
>>730573151Oh lolI've always wondered what would happen in that scenario
>>730573140Are threads for ASO more active than RTA?
>>730573129fitting for how soulless gdq has become
>>730573190Hearing gunshots? In the USA? Surely you jest.
no mods, attack
When were the fire alarms? I missed them.
>>730572669The great unmigging of 2026
>>730573168it's not even live kek
>>730573046>Worst run12 bananas>Best runRichard Burns Rally>Favorite trainwreckStar Wars Battefront II
Youtube stream doesn't seem to be raiding anyone, though I can see they brought up the desktop of whatever computer was handling things for a moment before it ended.
>raid magfest>sees thisKEK
>>730572962emerald. it actually managed to be much worse than the truck driving sim.
>>730573194O okay, my bad
CHART ANON PLEASE I NEED MY FINAL CHARTS
>>730573186No shot. GDQ probably hates Texas politicians
>>730572724Godless “le hecking science” night.Double-triple overestimates and mercy kill.
they raided a fucking prerecorded streamliterally incapable of doing anything right
>>730573019oh god no wonder he's smugI still doubt he is an actual STEM grad
>>730572669>they left the plushievelocity... no...
cmon char anon
>>730573136>Trainwreck: Mario 70-star relayWas that really trainwreck? It was overestimated but it was expected to be honest.
>>730573028Technically both.
>>730573214I said saw gunshots, nigger. As in I saw people shooting guns to rob people 20 feet away from me midday
>>730573138I thought i wasn't going to jack off to the polish femboy but here we are
tards raided magfest instead of magfast
ive been calculating for a bit and id have to say i totally would bros
>>730573203i can only remember an ASO thread from a year(?) ago but it was fairly active. obv a completely different feel when the event is actually good. i dont usually browse the RTA threads but I enjoyed the ASO threads as an old GDQ thread viewer
youtube stream now says there's 159 hours left
>>730573217during the last run about 2hours and 20 min ago.
>>730573046>WorstPokemon Emerald>Best Lylat Wars>Favorite TrainwreckFire Alarm
I'm positive literally anyone else who played emerald even one time could have done that emerald run better
>>730573046>WORST RUNEmerald with an honourable mention to Chronotrigger NG+>BEST RUNCoD MW2>FAVORITE TRAINWRECKBill Nye
>>73057326470-man relay is kind of a trainwreck by design. It was fun, at least.
>>730573046>WorstPokemon Emerald romhack, SMB2 romhack>BestRichard Burns>TrainwreckMario 64
>>730573268You can't see a gunshot. The bullet is too fast.
>>730573046>WORST RUNSplit fiction>BEST RUNDark souls>FAVORITE TRAINWRECKMario was a funny relay.
I'm genuinely curious how shit the Emerald run was, gonna put the VOD on.I went to sleep after that lame ass SM64 relay and that dogshit Wind Waker ACE exhibition, and just woke up to endless K and ZZZ ratings.
WHERE IS THE FINAL CHART
>>730573294She's acceptable for sure.
>raid wrong channel with 30k people>actual channel they meant to raid gets a whopping 150 viewers that figured out the error
>>730573019>He's a EEno wonder he's got time for GDQ, the jeets took all his job opportunities
>>730573151did he wipe i wonder
i have no chart and i must sleep
>>730573294>Braille tattooLmao
>>730573294bothers me that the d4 in her tattoo doesn't have lines. You don't see a flat face when you roll a d4, you see the pyramid.
>GDQ raids magFAST>they only have 200 viewersif this isn't proof of viewbotting I don't know what is
>>730573046>WorstPokemon emerald = Split fiction>BestDark Souls >TrainwreckPokemon emerald = Split Fiction
>>730573352He's a speedrunner, what do you think?
>>730573364Aw...
>>730573345SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW!
>>730573046>WORST RUNSplit Fiction. Awful runners, awful couch, awful host, awful gameplay. It wasn't bad in a funny way, it was completely insufferable and I hated watching it.>BEST RUNRichard Burns Rally. Great run, great couch, extremely entertaining, buck broke the host so she couldn't get a word in 90% of the time.>FAVORITE TRAINWRECKPokemon Emerald. Cheating the entire run, choking multiple times despite the cheating, going severely overestimate, and the fire alarm made this the worst finale for any GDQ event and an amazing cringekino disaster.
>>730573345Explain? Isn't it just magfest?
>>730573117>>730573024
THE FINAL CHART!
now what?
can someone post the final ratings?
>>730573345which channel did they mean to raid?
Anon has difficulty accepting the end. Help him move on by posting ending themes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_BwrPyTst4&list=RD7_BwrPyTst4&start_radio=1
>>730573129>>730573206>raided a VoD lmao KWAB
>>730573046Any PokemonStar Fox/ Lylat WarsMajora's mask
>>730573164whole thing was nonstop cringe but in a way that wasn't worth watching, especially now without the threads
>>730573425FUCK YOU
>>730573425>FilenameRetard
>>730573425At least change the filename.
>>730573438magfastspeedrun event at magfest that is actually live and not a vod
im just confused why minneapolisguess it could be worse
>>730573445thanks for doing this I appreciate it
BUT WHAT WAS THE BEST CRINGEKINO THIS YEAR!?
>>730573090>>730573131>>730573151How embarrassing. Imagine telling all those people at the event and watching online that you have to go to the bathroom because you can't hold it, and then just awkwardly leave.
Are we ever gonna get the final ratings?I need to know what to skip and what to go back and watch.
>>730573457jesus what a fail
>>730573131What runs*
>>730573445archived
>>730573425How I miss those days...
>>730573464they're tired of the fire alarms so they're seeking ICE
>guy with hitler stache uhhhh is this the based speedruns
>>730573358she wouldn't know
>>730573186There's only room for one cripple in GDQ so no
was that pokemon run the furthest overestimate of any run in gdq history.? it had to be close to 2 hours over
>>730573481definitely KFFC and the other chick singing HORRIBLY at the end of dk bananzakung fu hadn't bothered to practise or learn the lyrics, had them on her phone. was a terrible singerconversely, the other chick had clearly practised a lot and was trying really hard to give an amazing performance but was just as terrible
>>730573425like a damn fiddle
>>730573538You should check out the Darius Gaiden run for more of that chick's voice.
>>730573538>definitely KFFC and the other chick singing HORRIBLY at the end of dk bananzaholy fuck i completely blocked this outyeah that was REALLY bad and it felt legitimately bad and cringey because KFFC knew it was bad
>>730573046Emerald for obvious reasonsMW2, dude did not even think about the host it was greatFire alarm ver 1 and 2
>>730573090
Next event is months way...now what I am going to do meanwhile?It's been an honor watching this trainwreck with you, lads. Without all of your comments and pics this would have been 100 times worse. You all make it worth the watch. See ya next event!
>>730573425Chartanon is probably asleep right now so no new chart for a few hours
mfw no more comfy gdq threads
>>730573368wow
The most watched run on Youtube btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feUQGGskV9M
>>730573428speedrun Halo
>>730573569>Darius Gaiden runthat was such a fever dream
>>730573368Anon they raided the wrong channel. They raided magFEST with 30k viewers.
>>730573593>months away???https://ausspeedruns.com/ASO2026
hey youyeah (you)what is your favorite run of all time at GDQ?
>>730573538jaid came in to provide some harmony and give fu a little cover since she was completely off key
>>730573608bro this year has definitely beaten benjamin franklin era
>>730573345Doesn't matter the subscription on the view bots are over and they all left immediately. Behold the actual view count of AGDQ 2026
>>730573612Nobody cared about DS runs until he put the helmet on.
>>730573046EmeraldCod mw2Kung fu singing
>>730573648>event ends>people stop watchingcrazy
>>730573428We f e a s t
>>730573090Hey, sometimes it's a matter of where not when.
>>730573294name?
>>730573636HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN CHARITY GONE BECAUSE OF THEIR DISINTEREST
>>730573643Goose coop goldeneye baby.
>>730573643One of the early Monkey Ball runs. Blew my fucking mind how insanely good some people are at video games.
>>730573563
Chart Anon....I hope you're okay...
>>730573674giwtwm
>>730573643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoXaRPyvJyM
Goodbye /v/ it's always fun shitposting with you guys. Here's to hoping the event gets better in the summer because this one was pretty rough.
What was chartanon's site they put them on?
Next GDQ will be better, right anons?
>>730573643Easy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvzIb53Lcno
Chartanon... onegai...
so is anyone watching magFAST
>>730573708M8 it's 3am In america
>>730572760At least bring someone in the top 100.
>>730573647I dunno benjamin franklin troon is a bit higher tier than just some generic troon who doesn't look like benjamin franklin
>>730573636Child's Play just lost out on $20k minimum by that blunder lmao
>>730573085>Split fictionYeah I went back to watch it and it was terrible. four brainless retarded trannies being shit at a walking simulator video game while lecturing everyone.
>>730573671>GDQ streams constantly doing speedrun content>never anywhere close to AGDQ and it's 2-3k concurrentY-Yeah, keep telling yourself these views are genuine and that magically 40k people all tune out within a few minutes of a raid even though they managed to hold a steady 40k views the entire week.
>>730573750He said he'd do it after Pokemon was done...Oh well, probably in tomorrow's thread
>>730573686>>730573769This run was kino, you could tell the guy fucking loves the game, and had a ton of skill.
>>730573735hahano.
>>730573731if it's still the same anon doing it as beforehttps://git.ecker.tech/ecker/vee-speedrun-ratings
>>730573809Pussying out of the final battle was lame
>>730573735Well surely it can't get worse right
>>730573753theres so many now that none really stick out. this year lookin at all the images is fuckin KOOKY
LOL
Where chartI need to see how negative this thing can go
meesa trans
>>730572829>way more than 2 millionsthat was more rigging than expected
where's the fucking chart
>>730573168Darius Gaiden.Jaidlyn joined the couch and wouldn’t stop fucking opera singing over the other commentators, the host, and the runner himself trying to explain the game. By the end of the run you could tell he was pissed.
>>730573848Weesa gonna die
>>730573874This run had a lot of sick moments
>>730573874What's going on here?
>>730573874Cool shit
I will not miss these threadsIf you bring that lolcow tourist tranny whining shit to ESA we will beat you hammers
>>730573842He's banned, don't even know why the jannies got booty blasted at him. If someone else can be bothered, he can run the script here>>730573820
>>730573874Based as fuck
Why was emerald down earlier? I realized the stream was on in the background muted when I saw that the tech crew was fixing something.
>>730573903ESA and GDQ are the same, just stay out of the other marathons
>>730573926Somebody pulled the fire alarm
>>730573926Fire alarm
>>730573612>/v/ immediately clocked this as an S-tier run from the get go>word of mouth probably spread from here because God knows you can't talk about GDQ anywhere elseWe are the tastemakers. Bow down, GDQ staff.
>>730573926there was a fire in the venue, multiple people died
The few things I might've been a little interested in I didn't bother watching because the loud autistic screeching announcer would have the worst voice in the world screaming about tranny shit at the top of their lungs. They didn't even end the fucking thing on a speedrun, just some loud faggot also screaming about tranny shit while a tranny also screamed tranny shit. Fuck this shitty event. Anything that was good about it is gone.
>>730573838how can people be this retarded and still type? must be bots.
Emergency, what service?Emergency, what service?Emergency, what service?I wanna see the chart
>>730573942I want kung fu fruitcup to pull on my dick
>>730573926brawl guy went on a rampage
>>730573903Last ESA wasn't that great, despite coming back from its hiatus.
>>730573959the average person isnt discussing this stuff, they just have it on in the background or they clap when they see something that the speedrunner says is hard
>>730573891Hit the wing cap activation switch and grabbed the star without losing any momentum (completely avoiding a pace killing text box). Actual skill.
do some of the bigger runners like poo, dode, mitch, and panga not even show up to these events anymore
>>730573424
what was so bad about 12 bananas
>>730573643The classic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhczLwJ3IY
>>730573995They’re not trans
What are must watch runs? I'm looking at the Youtube thumbnails and good lord there's too much tranny runners this cycle.
>sushikishi running at magfastinteresting
>>730573735Sure. The future is bright after all.
>>730573995if you mean mitchriz he was in the nightreign run
>>730574056And this is where I'd post the final chartIF WE HAD ONE
>>730574056Dark Souls seems to be the best one
>>730574056For this GDQ>amnesia>mw2>majora's mask
>>730574056Richard Burns RallyDoom EternalModern Warfare 2Dark Souls
>>730573837>none really stick outI don't know, LA DEMONIA is pretty iconic.
>>730574056Anything blueAnything green if it looks interesting
>>730573995Most of the older runners who are not directly employed by GDQ (aka getting paid to be there) don't bother anymore. If they already have a following then they don't need the exposure, and they also don't have to deal with trannies
I can't stay up any longer, I'll look up the archives tomorrow for the chartSee you glorious bastards at AUS and ESA. Despite everything, it's been a fun week!
>>730574056See the runs pincering your post? Those two and COD MW2.
>>730574056Everything mentioned above + MaiMai if you want display of the skill but it's not real run
>>730574157There's a mini BSG next weekend.
>>730573995They're either banned, too big to bother or don't really speedrun anymore and have troonsitioned as a general vidya streamer.After 2014ish every GDQ is basically a haven for up and coming streamers, if you already hit it big you don't need to show up and get yourself trooned.
>>730574157Goodnight anon!
GOOD MORNING SAARS!How was Pokemon Emerald? Good final for GDQ?
>>730574183https://oengus.io/marathon/bsgplus26/schedule/01It's full week with 6 hour sleep brakes.
>>730574117>tranny wearing latex to a """family friendly""" charity eventkek
>>730574124Good enough, thanks for reposting this
>>730574157>>730574183Quite a few of the absent from the coming ESA's schedule runners are on there. https://oengus.io/marathon/bsgplus26/schedule/01
>>730574056 Richard Burns Rally
>>730573995Poo actually has his own speedrun event that is much better than GDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJiflJ5kJE
>>730574157Let us mig to the next one.
>>730574218one of the worst runs that have ever been on gdq if not the worst
>>730574231Nice, don't feel like I'm missing out on something by getting sleep time, and it winds up the Americans so there's a bonus too.
>>730574218worst run I've ever seen
Now: Mega Man 2 (Atari Demake)Next: Mega ManLater: Mega Man Xtreme 2Stream:https://www.twitch.tv/magfastSchedule:https://horaro.net/magfast/2026
GDQ HAS BECOME IRREDEEMABLY BAD. Not even sure if it’s worth hate-watching at this point
>>730574232The full outfit is worse than you can imagine. Imagine wearing something like this in public.
>>730574328can you crop it so it's just spike please
>>730574218it was a romhack full of gay cheats
>>730574338Some familiar names on there, Tasbot too, guess they decided GDQ wasn't worth bothering with.
>>730573996
>shit GDQ>still reach more than a million dollarydoos despite only at $800k by day 5 KWAB
>>730574373So tuck job, post-op or just a very ugly woman?
The most disgusting thing about Emerald run that it was neporun and they expect people to genuinely enjoy this.
>>730573364take me back
Bro, I was working the whole week earning money for GDQ donations.
The Mario Kart 64 race is something everyone should watch. It felt like it was anyone's game from start to finish. The sheer concentration and competitiveness of all 4 racers reminded me why I love multiplayer runs at GDQ so much. Also, because of it being a glitchless run, a lot of the focus was on putting years of mastery to the test, with some RNG for good measure.I was pretty much glued to my screen the whole way through, definitely one of my favourite runs of AGDQ 2026 so far. I'm so glad the incentive got met and the runners were able to absolutely let loose. Plenty of funny moments too.
>>730574124In my professional experience the orange runs with a fuck ton of SSSs and a fuck ton of ZZZs are the most interesting runs
>>730574465It's honestly sad the change in mindset that the marathon has had. I remember in the early days "SAVE THE FRAMES" was the cringy meme callout. Nowadays no one even cares about a few frames, much less several hours of wasted time
What would a good pokemon run at GDQ look like? I'm not sure I ever bothered to watch one.
>>730574338Kind of a whiplash to have an announcer like this that isn't trying to deafen the listener.
>>730574338finally, kino
I donated $100 for the moogle chainmale thingIf I win it I will cum on it and post a picture
>>730574056Modern Warfare 2 and the PS2 eyetoy game "Grab my shit"
>>730573294who is this goddess?
>>730574397
>>730574340it was just sad
I liked MW2, it had good commentary, schmovement and glitchesWhich is really all I want in speedtrooningToo many runs of games that are not meant to be run these days
>>730573046>Pokemon Emerald>Rally Car >Majora's Mask
that they raided magfast instead of magfest by mistake is genuinely hilariousfucking hell
i am genuinely curious to see how the ratings for the emerald run will stack upi havent seen such a unanimously shit rated run at such a high volume since that one ethot running at ESA, metroid was it?
>>730574528That one goldeneye runner ranted about how speedrunning is insane nonsense, and at this point I think he's been proven right. Even GDQ attendees don't care about speedrunning anymore.
>>730574524Yeah, if it's worth having petty ass fights then there's probably something worth checking out if just to see what that was.
>>730574530After Werster was banned Pokemon runs are mostly dogshit>2-3 hours long without glitches; <1 hour if there are glitches>the only interesting part is the beginning, the entire run soon after is just a slog to watch
>>730574429
This year there was too much 2+ hours runsAnyone else who is bothered by this?
>>730573151That makes me feel so bad for him. Poor guy. That's the kind of thing that happens to you in a nightmare.
>>730574530werster
>>730574571my hero. thank you
>>730574609>That one goldeneye runner
>>730574609>Even GDQ attendees don't care about speedrunning anymore.For years we've had the ones like Spike saying that GDQ is charity first, entertainment second and speedrunning is a third place priority. Fuckers would get rid of running entirely if they could.
>>730574661When not as many people sign up, you have to make each run longer to fill the event.
>>730574656HE'S GOING TOO FAST
>>730574124why are the wokey kong colors fucked?
>>730574673>viewership constantly declining>speedrun "culture" degraded to a point where it's almost irreparablethe damage GDQ has done is huge
>>730574571>mfw the fire alarm went off
>>730574671i love goose
>>730574673They got rid of running entirely on that dogshit finale
>>730574657He's at least in a very senior position at the Australian marathon so he gets to run what he wants, with people who actually want him to be there.
>>730574671his teeth are already rotten and he does this shit. fucking caveman looking giga retard.
>>730574657take the emerald run from 2016on gdq's youtube it's still one of their most viewed runsit's just kind of all round boring save for a few fights
>battle network was the only MegaManis that cause of MagFast overlap?
>>730574124what's the diff between girl and foid?
>>730574717I kept thinking about getting into it but everywhere I look the leaderboards and resources stopped being active in like 2023
>no comfy Mega Man block>only one RE game played>the trash game block are literal shit>no boomer/NES/SNES classics
>>730574673The finale feels like a trial balloon for that. Seeing if they can get away with blocks that aren't "run" or "exhibition", just a streamer playing a game with a live audience.
>>730574721>>730574686>>730574656>>730574615why aren't the reddit trannies circlejerking an actual speed run? GDQ should just be a week of Nintendo games let's plays at this point. that's all their audience cares about
>>730574760girl = girlfoid = annoying stupid bitch
>>730574704I'm sure someone has a webm but it's a romhack run and it says "trans rights" on every screen transition, which would be a clever pun if it weren't earnest.
>>730574660I'm the chaingunner
>>730574790UHHHH DUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>730574760no difference>>730574783revisionist
>>730574753The only manips/interesting stuff happens in the very early game, after that the entire game has been mapped out and run by the numbers that there is literally no room for anything interesting happeningThen all the final fights are all the same X item chuggingIt's even worse for the 3DS-Switch games since they have less glitches than the old ones and rerunning Gen 1/2 glitches is boring
>>730574783that doesn't seem very objective >>730574830then why have a difference?
>>730574671based goose
>>730574124>Two runs>Both runs highly rated>No trannies>No annoying donationsI don't know how he does it, but Fire Alarm just puts out pure kino
>>730574839
Goodnight and goodbye anons, until summer for the next train wreck.
Goodnight. See you in summer, everyone.
there we go
>>730574660I think I can clock all of these except for red shit guy bottom leftIs that the guy who shot up that madden tournament?
>>730574757Most pathetic "run" of the week. A race where one bitch got stuck 5 minutes in and the rest of the run was just a clusterfuck. It should have been mercy killed
>>730574772well those ARE /v/'s favorite too. see:Mario kart
Were there any funny meme runs like CBT that one year?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOIp7S_TTsw
>>730574660
>>730574947Did Teddy drop speedrunning
>still no final chart???
>>730574947was this guy banned
Are ESA runs fun to watch or did the Yuros also troon out?
>>730574925this is exactly what they want these days though, wacky random let's plays to make a video about
>>730574871
>>730574056mw2 was my favorite
>>730574902was that strat developed by sockfolder
>>730573643it might've been way after gdq started rotting, but a guilty pleasure are some of the zelda/metroid randomizers Andy would run
>>730575013He's not wrong
>>730575013
>>730575005every marathon has themeven the based and redpilled NASA ended up having speedrunners troon out
Why did the chartjanny leave us when we needed him the most?
>>730574917No he's the French runner who ran a long RPG alone at ESA
>>730574839>>730574871my friends...
>>730575005Last time not that many troon runners, but couch had shit ton of them.
>>730574976I follow his Twitch channel and outside of running Arctic Eggs on a somewhat consistent basis early last year I don't think I've seen him do any running recently. Just playing random shit, usually weird indie horror games
>wake up to possibly the worst received run everTypical Pokemon neporun. With no hyperbole that was the worst GDQ I've watched in 13 years of watching the events. They doubled down on all the things that got them the most criticism last time. At least we have an ASM palate cleanser soon
>chartanon still hasnt dropped the final chartokay, who's going to take up the mantle of chartanon? obviously current chartanon cant be trusted anymore.
>>730575046what is he up to now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJILN5zNhlobest run of the event
>>730575137This happened last GDQ too. He goes to sleep and then a new thread gets posted the day after
>>730575147https://www.youtube.com/@GamerFolklore/videosmaking embarrassing video essays about goldeneye
>>730575091IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>730573019He got a Physics degree, calls himself a Physicist (because degrees allow you to call yourself whatever the fuck you want right?), then moved to LA to become an actor when Hollywood is collapsing
>>730575114It used to be mostly short fun runs from retro games within the NES-N64 era with a few long RPG runs inbetween. Now it's Just full of long modern game slop and tons of runs are 2+hours and you're lucky to see more than 2 retro games in a row now
>>730575114I watched almost all of them and that was the worst
>>730575163be patient he hasn't got his check from the prevent cancer foundation yet
>>730574530It just can never happen, GDQ isn't the right environment for this. You first need someone autistic enough to know every detail of the game, but pokemon has so many normalfags that the chances are very high you're getting someone that just runs it because the mons are cute or something. Then you actually need enough time for the runner to explain the autism, but donation reader is going to try very hard to insert themselves. Or the commentary is just going to be surface level takes about which mons are their favorite. And finally, you need a category that is actually more than just catch the op mon (like batonpass that was ran last ASM), but good luck getting that accepted over just beating the game that the retarded fanbase can understand. Stars would have to align for all of this to happen. Werster is one of the few runners that actually can pass all these checks and still be charismatic enough to carry the run. Second best pokemon runner I would actually give to AEtienne, actually has the autism for it. Problem is that he is French
>>730574609Feels like true enthusiasts are few and far between these daysBless the Croc 2 GBC man
>>730574265oh wow that's actually quite a sizeable amount of people there
>>730575172>it happened>he's done it again>it keeps happeningWhat is this schizo shit?
>>730573995At this point established streamers lose more money from lapsed subs and missed ad revenue than they do from paying for airfare/hotel for the week. It's the comfortable cutoff point for them where whatever exposure they'd get from GDQ (not much these days) stops being worth it, and the passion to just be there is long gone.
>>730575269Truly remarkable!
>>730575069I loved that run just for how the entire thread felt bad for him and came together to give him friends
>>730575269Algo optimization
>>730575245Yeah he clearly didn't care as much as an actual pokemon runner. Didn't know any of the teams and movement was shit throughout because he kept using his mach bike cheat.
>>730575308shit like this makes me wish i attended ESA in personi'd totally be the one guy there
>>730574124>DUUURRRR IF IT HAS TRANS IT BAD DUURRR HURRR DUURRR Kill yourself.
Pokemon runs should only be accepted if they have a catch em all condition in addition to beating the entire gameWould kill the monotony of RNGing the starter and rushing to get the most OP Pokemon to sweep the game
>>730575315The fact that he didn't even know Steven's team actually got me angry. That shit is googeable in a second, he just didn't care enough to even put the minimum level of prep in. And then there is the stupid shit like using x special when no special moves, not having x speeds, keeping safeguard over just buying the fucking guard specs. Just hook fucking Claude up and that retard would have put on a better show while still playing better.
>>730575372the 151 blue run from 2015 is literally just menu-ing
>>730574967
name on this titcow?
>>730575172I understand he has a "YouTube career" now but I kind of wish he didn't settle for making speedrun documentaries and nostalgiaslop. I remember the crazy shit he used to post on /r/SamAndTolki, dude was a menace back in the day. I know it wouldn't have ended well but I ponder what would have happened if he leaned into his inner dramafag instead.
>>730575489they knew what they were doing
>>730575489literally satan herself
>>730575172Even Karl Jobst stopped making goldeneye videos. Nobody fucking cares
>>730575354
>>730575354goodnight sissee you at esa
Chart. NOW.
It's been an honor shitposting with you lads
>>730575489are those headphones any good?
See you at BSG, AUS, UKSG and ESA.SM64 romhacks too this Thursday maybe.
>>730575354>>730575601>>730575651>>730575687Goodnight anons, it was fun. Not the event though, that was the worst GDQ yet.
>>730575479
>>730575716noget iems
Why are they like this?
guess final ratings are tomorrowwhen's the next event or is there a resource that shows all upcoming events and dates?
>>730575782>iemsfuck that super uncomfy for my ears
See you all at ESA
My one complain is modded shit sucks would prefer TAS over modded games to run anyways night
>>730575774
Based fire alarm the GOAT of the run.
>>730576013Yeah I was actually looking forward to the Cursed Halo run because it had the potential to be chaotic, but he used a checkpoint manager and retried every time the slightest thing went wrong
>>730575901you get used to it, or get better tips
>>730575245>Problem is that he is FrenchGotta love how hard they filter the Americans.
good riddance AGDQ 2026
Rate the whole show.
It's been a blast in these threads, I'll see youc again for AusSpeedruns
With my last breath I curse Speedrunning!
>>730576417Everyone hates the French.
>>730576765>>730574231
>>730573643There may have been better runs but I remember this one above all the resthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhczLwJ3IY
>>730576876>removes sunglasses to reveal more sunglasseslove this run
>>730576820WAOH
>>730576876ive watched this run at least 10 timesand eventually 100%'d gx cause of it
>>730576068
>>730573643gus mushimesama futari
Final rating?
>>730577110F
>>730577140I mean where's the chart/
>>730577095i miss when he would stream his grinds all the time
>>730574124still no chart for the incredible final run?
Goodnight, anons.
>>730573090do we even actually know what happened here? did he confirm on twitter or something?
Salute to the fire alarm hero, best part of the finale.See you next time, anons.
>>730577095Godly taste.
>>730575489>satanherself has huge titsFuck. This changes everything.
