*inhale*
>>731050063*exhale*
just kill all gachaniggers alreadythey serve no purpose
>>731050063You wanna know what Uma Musume and Smash Bros have in common?They are both cultural phenomena :))))
>>731050109M
>>>/vg/
ywnbaj
>>731051074>no bumphi op
>>731051086bumping to make you mad :)
>>731051086>low iq and a schizokek
CHOWAYO
>>731050063east coast faggot spotted
>>731050150I only hate genshit trannies and horse trannies
IT'S
>run going good>fail a 15% >don't over do it!
It's oppai loli sunday
>>731050109YOU'RE THE VICTIM
Will a pace chaser with 800 stam and 2 golds gas out?
Marvy is not for cooming at.She is for spreading joy and confidence wherever she goes so that everyone can be MARVELOUS.
sag test5045 7561
>>731052815>oops, all oy neigh!
>>731052815Good race.
I don't know why I come here, but I know I'll never leave. It's the only place I want to be, yeah.
*ahem*Paizuri Sundaythat is all
>>731053127>20 fallout threads in catalogue>1 thread about this>cry about this, as if this is somehow not 50x better than falloutokay
>>731053059
>>731053214How do I check that in career?
>>731053256Press the menu button and click Career
Let's keep going.331598213315982133159821
>>731053214
>>7310533026/9
>marvelous thread
>>731053302Good race!329124843291248432912484
God, this game is a feeders dream. I wanna take my trainee and just cook them meals all day and watch them happily eat away the day without a care in the world knowing full well I'll love the regardless of how big and soft they are
>>731053530Top three. Good race!927247569272475692724756
>>731053593You're going to make her colic.
>>731053687 February 19th, 2026. Enjoy your Doto while you can
Minus 10,000 PR for House Doto
My team is going to lose so bad
>>7310536796/9
>>731053762From my point of view it's plus 10,000 PR for House Doto
>>7310537747/9
>>731053593holy based
>>731053679Tachyon takes it!783289597832895978328959
>>731052226You can only get Overdo It from a 20% or higher failure.
>>731053593glad someone else gets it
I wish you assholes would help me play Uma because I still don't know what I am doing and you just say watch the YT video but it's 1 hr long and I say the YT account name and they say >that Youtuber and laugh FUCK UMA MUSUNE
>>731053994That was crazy.More853687668536876685368766
>>731054080Uma is wit game.
We're suppose to have 14 rainbow crystal shard now right, including the one in the trainer aptitude shop?
>>731054080I never told you to watch a youtube videowhat do you need help with in particular anon, just ask any questions you have
>>731054107>>731053994Cafe looking good, why did witgod not recommend?
>>731053758nta but that's my birthday
>>731054157see>>731049274
should I be gutsmaxxing daiwa scarlet? if so, what should a deck look like that for that?
>>731053593>tfw a bdp whore built exactly like this ruined my 20sin fairness I let her do it, but this is a chubby build that I don't see often and it's making me uncomfortable, as cute as it is
>>731054107>didn't proc AnglingUnfortunate. Good race!556671065566710655667106>>731054160End Cafe is really good.
>>731054215>>731054157>they missed oneoh no no no no no.......
Long Corners will make up for no PoC, right? I can finally leave the mines, right?
>>731054358Looks solid, join the ongoing rooms!!
>>731054358yeaaah good enough
>>731054173Every day is someone's birthday anon
>>731054238I fucking love her.Good race, let's keep going.110222001102220011022200
>>731054398Holy shit
>>731054398>consistently bottom 3I'm doomed
>>731054456
>>731054080https://files.catbox.moe/5ovmph.mp4It's 4 minutes long and covers all you need to know, be more specific about what you're struggling with if you want actual help and not generalize answers.
>>731054398>power was a gaslight all along
>>731054456give up
>>731053758Isn't that Rice Shower's birthday..?
>>731054456You and me bothI don't know if I'll make it to A finals this time, and that's alright
>>731054398Silence Suzuka!!773548927735489277354892
I just really need a gold heal for my Cafe, but I want to build her as an End.3LB Creek or 0LB Rice?
ENTER
>>731054228
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>still need to make parents>but i need to do the event for the shop>can only do it in unity cup and not URAWhy do they keep introducing events mid CM prep time that interfere with this shit? First the Fuji event now this.
>>731054667sex with human lady
Y'all can't keep singing songs this late at night.
>>731054667YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE TAZUNA THE GREEN
>>731054642>3 late startsGG
>>731054687>CM prep>making parentsbut it starts tomorrow...
>>7310546583LB Creek, 0LB is sad
>luckshit my way into a 5* Oguri since I got a ton of dupes on her banner double dipping for biwa>cannot ever put her in a practice room here or else I'll get called a whale, and if she's anything less than absolutely perfect, I'll get called a retarded whale who can't play the gameSuffering from success.
>>731054642Fantastic race!185250071852500718525007
>Sharing a thread with the romantically experienced
>>731054687Not once have I ever started a career run thinking "I'm going to make a good parent!".All my good parents have been failed aces.I hope I'm not alone.
>>731054860
>>731054829longKINO is real
>>731054809It's just sign ups, I still have a few days...
>>731054829Shit, I didn't know it was three umas per person
>>731054860Are you considered romantically experienced if you've kissed girls but still ended up a 32 year old virgin?
>>731054860Why does Falco have the funniest reaction images?
>>731054860I played Katawa Shoujo, does that count?
>>731054990She's just that funny
HOEHARIGATOOOU
>>731055020She keeps doing this face in our karaoke outings!
>>731054829Narita Taishin!!362580313625803136258031
Is SSR Sweep the most reliable source for getting Straightaway Spurt, despite being a 50/50 roll?
>>731055106no thats shakur SSR
>>731055052
>you can search for expired races>you cannot spectate expired races
>>731055106
>>731055106>>7310551352nding this anon.
>>731055053Gold Ship takes it. Good race.317647283176472831764728
>>731055138>toreina san... pass the blunt yoo... arigatooou
HOEH?!ARIGATOOOOOOO
>>731055036>>731055240>>731055273I don't know why it's so funny to me the way she says that.
>>731055315I never expected her voice to be like that, I love it
>>7310552146/9
>>731055106Second most reliable after Shakur, probably>Hishiama SR has 4 other skills she can give hints for or could just give stats, so the chance of her giving Spurt with each hint is less than 20%>Inspiration is a crapshoot>Blueballs are a crapshootSweep SSR doesn't feel especially reliable either, but unless you want to use Shakur it does seem like the best source of Straightaway Spurt we have for now
>>731055402My team is no match this time, just npc fodder.
>want cute horses>forced to roll stinky cardsshit's so ass, anyway when's the next big card banner
What the fuck is her problem
>>731055214Top three!531332625313326253133262
Uh oh the pagpag brigade is here.
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
Why don't people use red shift more on lates?
Quickly, post the cutest pic you have of your favorite uma as a cleanser.
>>731055632She's old and bored.
>only halfway decent groundwork seiun parent>doesnt have the right pinkThe groundwork mines are suffering
>>731055645Good race.More!803003378030033780300337
>>731055763because they want to gamble on other accels or Rudolf's ability
Marvelous sure has quite the effect on schizos
>>731055829ENDSLOOOOPPPPPP
Imagine waking up next to Marvelous Sunday every morning.
>>731055778
>>731055854
>>731055894Neicha doesn't have to imagine.
I fucking hate Marvey threads
>want to join rooms>still have zero usable acesIT STARTS TOMMOROW AAAAAAAAAAA
>resorting to CP spam to get the threads nuked>has to post small files to stretch his 20mb daily upload limit of furpedo proxy bandwidthlmao, BIG mad
Why do we hate Curren Chan again?
>>731055829King takes it! Kino race.764040007640400076404000
>>731055992It's not her fault niegha
Are the seething jannies the one spamming gore or is it another schizo?
>>731055997you don't want to enter the rooms right now, these monsters aren't umas
>>731055894https://files.catbox.moe/ig90j5.mp4
>>731056064There's a lot of schizos on this board, some even are residents of /v/ma
*ALERT*NEW THEFLATFACADEDS JUST DROPPED*ALERT*
>>731056028We don't, Curren is overall highly regarded around here
>>731056078I have sprinters ready but that's because I can't make better without hoping for S procs.
>>731056106Fillies!
>>731056079Marve pls just one sunday.
>>731053470
>>731056116>Curren is overall highly regarded around here
i was really hoping tonight would be chill
Will they ever give Urara an alt that's not shit
>>7310560306/9
mods will see this and still not range ban the philpines
>>731056103>some even are residents of /v/maThose aren't residents, just resident board schizos. They seethe at any video game that gets posted here. Some are very mad about gacha in particular. Unless you're in a /v/ club, you aint a resident. And the clubs despite their banter all get along. Only people who try to bring this play down are outsiders
>>731056103Nah I'm pretty sure people would've noticed if that was the case
>>731050063https://files.catbox.moe/ig90j5.mp4
>>731056279New years Urara drops in a few weeks, she's decent once you fix her aptitudes
I was planning on 2 ends 1 pace (Xoguri), but I'm expecting everyone to bring a goldship and everyone who has her to bring Taishin, which means the lobby will have at minimum 4 ends, possibly 6. Should I swap out either Goldship or Taishin for a second pace like Tachyon to avoid them getting blobbed?
>>731056358You shouldn't run Gold Ship.
>>731056239Never will be until India, SEA, eastern europe and huge swathes of south america are rangebanned
Vanilla Rice or Halloween Rice for Sagittarius?
>>731056426This is some shit you'd see on reddit with 4000 upvotes
>>731056503You oughta know sweetie
do the future careers have as much yapping as unityi click one button and it's followed by a avalanche of skipping
Why do Indians dislike this game so much?
>>731056030Good race.913838249138382491383824
>>731056503Stuff gets posted here straight from /r/umamusume all the time btw
>>731056554go back
>>731056549Can't wait to see what your sprint team will look like
>>731056554Great, so maybe you guys can stop posting your gachatroon shit and go back.
>>731056545Turn on quick mode -> skip scenario dialogue
>>731056554But how do you know oc from here wasn't stolen and posted there later? I've seen a ton of old art being posted on reddit and then reposted back here and people here thought it was oc.
>>731056612that shit barely helps and you know it
Uh oh meltie
>>731050063HA! HA! TINY ANIME GIRL DO OBNOXIOUS THING REALLY FAST! NOW I WANT TO BE A GIRL IN REAL LIFE!!!
>>731056704I'm sorry about your body dysphoria anon, please talk to your doctor.
interdasting how you'll never see these same people spamming CP and gore in the very organic "wat am in for" threads that are created 50 times a day that just so happen to be dedicated to a very particular selection of games. it's always these or touhou threads. really makes you think>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuseumazing stuff jannies, i live nowhere near this seanigger
>>731056597I have a very good Suzuka build in mind. I just need to make a bunch of Groundwork Sprint parents to test some stuff.
>>731056767Thread got set to protected because of the CP poster, low trust IPs can't post images now
>>731052475COME PLAY MY GAME
>>731056767>>731056825>low trust IPs can't post images nowYou're all low trust trainers to me
>>731056549Taishin takes it!392393743923937439239374
>>731056840hey is this thing on?
>>731056767Only higher caste trainers get to post images.
>>731056825Test.
>>731056840>>731056876>low trust and third-ratekuso...
>>731056840Who else is [First class] in here?
>>731056767>Low trust faggotHAHAHHAA
>>731056825>low trust IPs can't post images nowtoo bad
UWAAAAHHH
Testing.
Deploying Doberopaganda
>mfw trusted poster
>>731056867Top three.340991433409914334099143
>>731056996DOOBA
>>7310570107/9
>>7310570518/9
>>731057004They probably have a vac ban on their steam account too
>>731056825>low trust IP is a thingYou're telling me this for the first time
>IP trust is tied to daily fancounts
>>731057004Did an anon just die?
>>731057004NOT LOOKING GOOD KING BROS
>>731057129I made a typo and verified my trusted status, didn't feel like leaving it up.
>>731057154>I made a typo
>>731057010Amazing Dober!480662134806621348066213
>>731057146>Kingulollmao
Are /vg/gers raiding us now?
>>731055778Cleanse thy filthy weary soul with a comforting gaze!
>>731057286
>>731057195Tubular.462086524620865246208652
>ran out of borrows10 borrows when?
5 borrows was a mistake.
>>731057195I'm shocked Dober took it over that Taishin and Goldship. The general consensus was that Late Surgers were just "weaker End Closers" but 1 length+ difference is quite noticeable.
>>731057380During events or holidays.
>>731057402She’s a pretty underrated pick, but the few I’ve seen were absurdly strong.
>>731057380More borrows and remove TP.
>everyone failed the recovery witcheck
>>731057402Her unique is quite strong, but the problem is>rushedand it wont activateIn the front heavy rooms, my lates could hardly get into position and would get passed by Golshis using anchors aweigh or Taishins with Encroaching Shadow and then my guys get knocked into 7th so none of their accels go off, plus on your left is practically useless here so I stopped even running that. 9/10 my lates are losing to end closers or other strong paces, fronts. Sometimes they get lucky, but stick with your end closers I'm telling you
>>731057335>angling didn't activateIt's over...Good race.645179036451790364517903
>>731057482>Sometimes they get lucky, but stick with your end closers I'm telling youNot even the anon you're replying to but I needed to read this. I keep trying to talk myself into trying to make them work and this just isn't the distance for it.
>>731057402She has strong unique and that specific room has a triple front player, this favors Dober. In extremely end-closer heavy rooms it can happen that it's impossible for Dober to launch her unique.
>>731057560>triple front playerholy shit anon, spoiler that shit please.
>>731057538Top three474093994740939947409399
>Almost out of daily borrows and not a single Long S today>Still only have one serviceable ace after nearly 2 weeks of grinding>Registration is right around the cornerIt's so over. I am become glue
>>731057593I like this trend
>>731054080You gotta be more specific, what do you need help with. Is it energy management? Deckbuilding? Race strategy? Like what. You cant just say "teach me" without explaining what you need help with
tadaima~
>>731057553Dude do not. I can't beat these whale fronts, I can't beat Oguris, I can hardly beat Golshis or Taishins. Very rarely can my team pull it off. I just wanted to do it one, to make a meme team, but two just to see how it would be. And it's honestly way tougher than I expected it. The higher target speed of End closers is extremely apparent in the final stretch. My guys literally can't catch up in the same way unless everything aligns perfectly and it just doesn't. End closers getting spurt, encroaching shadow, golshis unique, yadda yadda. It's all better. One late won one room today, The other late won one room today, but I lost like 20 rooms today. It genuinely feels like I'm not gonna get into finals. I took the practice partners, I ran a bunch of simulations and even then it's looking rough. I also ran in a bunch of whale rooms in the wild and once again. Oguris, front teams really fuck up my late teams. Ends can override this with their strong tools. Lates HAVE to be in the right position and it can't be too late. And even then, the taishins and golshis start accelerating way before their uniques go off so you're always at a disadvantage. Only do it if you want to suffer and maybe get thrown into B finals. And no, I'm not remaking the team. This was part of the vision, part of the plan. If we can't make it, then it wasn't meant to be. My advice is if you want to run a late surger, at least run it alongside an end closer. Make sure there is at least one end closer. The only late I've seen that's had decent success is Cafe, but she seems way better as end anyway.
>>731054673You should only be gutsmaxxing daiwa if you're running her as a pace chaser, in that case it would look like 3 guts, 2 speed 1 riko. If front run her 3 wit 2 speed 1 riko
>>731057686It's okay to join the open league.There's no real shame in being a third-rate trainer.
>>731057678Tachyon takes it.891514178915141789151417
>>731057797Tazuna won
>>731057797Thanks for the races, friends. I'll now continue to farm more fans with Tachyon so I can get the expert title.
Glad people are having fun with longslop, I'm skipping it and focusing on sprint.
>>731057781lmfao dis nigga is doing open league!
>>731057880But you're shit at Sprint.
>>731057879Thanks for joining, anon!
>>731057880But Seiun is built for long?
is this good
>>731057958No mid-race skills hurt a lot but it's still good enough to win a few races.
>>731057560One front team: just rightTwo front teams? Absolutely fucked. There is zero way that the late surger gets into 6th because there will usually be paces in front of you as well.No fronts: sometimes works out okay if it's a little more pace heavy or there's at least one front, but can be bad if it's oops all end closers and dober is in 2nd or whatever. 4th isn't the worst place to be as 5th is when it will trigger, but if it's trigger becausing a Golshi passed you after comboing spurt into no stopping me? Yeah she's never catching up even if it does go off, because it's slightly delayed after the late race starts. Spurt is not delayed...Having one guy bring fronts is nice, but then whoreber gets rushed and her unique doesn't go off, it's all so tiresome. Needless to say the whole thing is a giant gamble
>>731057997I barely had enough points for those (2 points short of NSM), maybe I'll do a couple more spins
>>731057797KINO323869153238691532386915
>>731057880Any advice for training sprinters? I've made a few attempts at building them for TT and as a palette cleanser between shifts in the longslop mines, but they never seem to turn out any goodI figure it's about fucking time I learn to actually make good ones, since I got spooked by both Akebono and Curren recently
I have a No Stopping Me XOguri, which front runner do I want to use to pair with her? Do I even need one or should I make another end closer along with Taishin?
>>731057958>>731057997It also depends on your cards and luck. That might be a really good Taishin built within your limits, short of procing a Long S and planets-aligning luck on trainings and skills.
>>731058058You really only need 1 gold heal to survive this CM if you're really struggling with getting enough skill points for other skills.
>>731058128Goddamn it maybe I should've went with NSM then. The guides said I need 1000 stamina and a gold or two so I got spooked.
>>7310580753/9
>got the ryan fan club award>still no good ryan parentHATE GAME
>>731058089There are too camps.>WitMAX>GutsMAXWhich will you choose, toreaina?
>>7310581816/9
