Name one (1) vidya character who could beat BAKUSHIN in a fist fight.
>>>/trash/
>>731070258Ez
shit
>>731070258I doubt this thread will live longer. But still I want to know more of the next CM, the Long one.Any meta picks for umas, supports and skills? Not a metafag, I just wanna know what will I face, as I built no umas yet.
>>731073349>FrontSummer Maru and Seiun, maybe Suzuka being used as a sacrifice to make them go faster and/or proc NSM>PaceXOguri XOguri XOguri>LateIt's bad but Dober seems the most viable>EndNarita Taishin, and Goldship,
>>731070258>Autosage the other>Leave this one upYou are not subtle at all JanJan
is this the bare minimum statline Mayano should have in the next CM? I think i finally found a deck that consistently works for me
I will not tolerate bakushin bullying.
>>731073768Too little wit but other than that it looks good. You want at least 600.
>>731073846>he doesn't know
>>731073810guess i'll have to pop more blues in 600>>731073846>sprint cmare you retarded?
>>731073810guess i'll have to pop more blues in wit>>731073846>sprint cmare you retarded?
>>731073915>>731073920
>>731073920Don't listen to him >>731073810, it's impossible to get more than that without a Wit card, 460 at most
Idk how I got an uneaven amount of long shoes but it's pissing me off
>>731073978>not running wit cards in 2026
>>731074121Good luck getting 900 stamina, tardy
>seven (7) mood downs during classic year>enter menu and hover mouse over "give up">shouldn't waste borrow>finish the run>3* power, good pink, ok whitesFUCK YEEEEEEEEEES!!!
>>731074315bro your stamina parents?
>>731074315>what are stamina sparks>what are bursting bubbles>what is grabbing an extra random white recovery
>>731074386>>731074393>Not enough>Rng>Waste of pointsYou gotta try harder than this
>>7310744250/10 bait, have a (you) as a participation award
>>731074469>Not an argumentNot even baiting, you just can't prove me wrong
>>731074121i've just been running this on her. I feel like it's possible since I'm running her with 9* stamina and 8* power but I don't know what I'd replace for a single wit card
>>731074602Personally I'd swap amazon for either marvelous or fine motion if you have her. 1k power is always great, but it's a bit overkill IMO, especially when your wit is that low.
Is the first fucking rest of the run hardcoded to be a sleep deprived version?!
>>731074121unless you run a wit card or more with a friendship card, they are kinda mediocreyes for front you need lots of wits, but many of us don't have maxed Riko and legit more than a wit card is worthless
Taiki took my S-card today, then I got her hot spring event the next run. Total Taiki Love.
Fixed
>stamina rice is an agemasen card wow what a fucking bitch, the horse should've suffered more before dying
>>731075323Gayest post ITT
Here's your overlord.
>>731074602fug bro base maya is kind of rough here apart from guaranteed spurt, invest in taishin or wedding maya (if you have them) and make a 15*stam legacy with a 3*long representative
>>731075481THE CUTEST UMA IN THE FRANCHISE...and Opera O, I guess.
>>731075490i don't have taishin but i do have wedding maya. what deck should i be using on her?
So can you even look up their skirts in this game or are they wearing skorts?
>>731075952It's one of the most common things in the racing, but they're usually wear spats or similar underneath
>>731075952Most of them wear spats, some wear bloomers.You wont get panty-upskirts but there's swimsuit alts with visible bottoms.
Wait, did I miss one rainbow shard?
>>731073768Mayano Top Cun
I thought Oguri was poor, that's a pretty normal looking interior decor
>>731076325
>>731075952most of them wear shortsthen there's bourbon who's running around in a high-cut leotard
>>731076325Bro you should be at 15 by now...
>>7310757293 speed 2 wit finemo borrow riko assuming 15* stamina parents
>>731075952the closest thing to a pantyshot is Bourbon's leotard, otherwise it's all spats/bloomers
>>731076325Where are those gold shards coming from? I have 12 rainbows but only 1 gold
>>731076325>Rainbow shards literally making people schizoThey only give you one from the legend races.
>Other thread gets autosaged>Then 404>This one survivesReally makes you think
>>731076374?>>731076413This must be bait
>>731076374spe I'm watching your race why are you trying not to laugh
>>731076576my neigha is kinda shardless...
>>731076538Not even jannies can resist bakushin
>>731076576>>731076612Back to Twitter, niggerlovers
>>731076815it's because they're too fat to catch her
>>731076539
>He collects poverty shardsOh no no no
how important is cap speed?or can i cope with 1100?
>Le chimp out nigger e-celeb/v/ma...
>>731077110you need 1200 + S distance if you want to get to A finals
>>731076361You can be on the poor side without living in a dilapidated building
>>731077176This is definitely not true from what I've seen
>>731077110If you were a couple points off you could cope, but 100 is too much without any speed greens and you also don't have Long S. Also you don't need two heals
Which uma is the best choice/easiest to get A for the free test?
>>731076325You have them all
>>731077291Taiki. But just doing a regular ace run is enough. I got 19.5k in a really shitty one and 24k in a midroll.
>>731077253you niggers always say this shit and then wonder why you went 0-5 7 times in a row during round 2
>>731077327Cool, and thanks!
>Do a Dirt Test>Notice that it was 800 guts and power>Not feeling like doing Haru career so decide to go with Kawakami>It goes extremely well, 800 power, 800 guts, 1000 speed>Get ready for a big payout>Turns out it actually calculates if you did dirt races by looking at your aptitudeI feel really stupid, but at least it means I am gonna be able to get Mile A with no issues with her
>>731077110Bro you don't even have Spurt. Not to mention few speed skills, meaning it'll be unlikely for her to ult at all. Accept that this one is glue and try again.t. end cafe enjoyer
>>731077110Way too much stam for a late and if that's an end you're missing spurt Long S might not be absolutely necessary but you really need 1200 speed
I look at Mayano and I've come to a thought. What is actually wrong with grooming? In fact, is grooming just a buzzword moral panic idea to any form of acknowledgement that an age gap romance is more than possible and likely between young teens and older folk? Should it really be looked down upon for a trainer to realise that their trainees feelings, although naive, are true and actionable? I would rather take Maya on as my girlfriend and guide her through a romantic relationship with my guiding hand than let her be thrown in with some stupid young schmuck that wants her for nothing more than sex and short term satisfaction. I can provide for my trainee better than anyone else and frankly deserve to be their first choice
Jesus christ $MAYA was already a penny stock, how did it manage to crash even further???
i just like cunny
>>731077823>already a penny stockwhen and how did that happen?
>>731077898mayaposters are on the exact same level as teioposters except instead of being cringe and retarded they are just horny
>>731077823If you give the avatartrannies attention you're just begging them to continue their bad behaviour.
>no one refuted the post
fuck man i've seen the screenshot of this scene so many times and watching the actual episode still made me want to cry
>>731078101season 2 is fucking brutal like no other piece of uma media, really wish they did something like it again
>>731078101It made me laugh because mcqueen is being retarded in the background
>>731078101https://youtube.com/shorts/FMuUD2mMyco?si=dgfRuh3vUq1ndjnSHere's a palette cleanser
>>731077649hands behind your back creep
>?siFuck off GlowNIGGER
>>731078101That's why they're calling it the pinnacle of sports fiction.
>>731078101I really want to watch the movies and CinGray, but I really don't want to watch Pretty Derby, I hate having homework, and I hate slice of life even more
>>731078101You're in for a treat once we reach CG season 3-4
>>731078337Cingrey is super self contained
>>731078141>omg an uma got injured>omg an uma got injured again>omg an uma got injured again>omg an uma got injured againIt was complete fucking garbage, the only good things about that season were Rice/Bourbon and Double Engine.
>>731077649I too want to have marital relations with Mayano.
>>731078337You don't need to watch any of Pretty Derby before watching the movies or CinGrey. Jump right in, bro.
>>731078337How far have you tried it? My entire in to the franchise was seeing it was a series when CG first dropped, watched the first 10 minutes of S1 and got put off due to idolshit, only to half a year later try it again and power through the first 5 episodes of S1 after which it became a lot better, only to then see the global server of the vidya launched two weeks ago. Pretty Derby, CG, RTTT and the movie are all essentially separate universes though.
>>731078215And there it is, that default NPC programming. I dare to claim that we could love each other, that I could teach her how to be an adult and to stay the hand of the demons of this world upon her and you would cast me down for it. Society is plagued by a mindworm that seeks to corrupt and degrade the future and integrity of its people and the relationships it holds and leverage reactionary emotions to do so. Everything else is driven by a desire to conform lest ye be struck down by the zealots of the mind worm. Well, I'm not afraid to say I would love my trainee.
>>731078337you niggas worry too much about watch order. Just start from anywhere and watch it. There's barely any continuity to care about and the show even tells you not to worry about specifics. Every show or game is entirely self contained
is it true that grass wonder's cousin is called skibidi rizz
>>731078580Hell, there's barely any continuety within pretty derby itself. The entirety of S2 takes place between IIRC ep7 and ep12 of S1.
>>731075490>>731076440wow this was way easier. thanks bro
>>731078569save your ramblings for your lawyer
>>731078337Even if you're autistic enough to care about timelines CinGray happens before Pretty Derby so you should watch CinGray first anyway
>>731078569This reads like something straight out of /ftt/, back to >>>/trash/ faggot
>>731078445>omg an uma got injured>omg an uma got injured again>omg an uma got injured again>omg an uma got injured againZAMN... just like in real life!
8* 8* Seiun parent good enough for a slacker like me. Now I can train as many slutty hags as I want
>>731078521Barely anything, like you said, I can't stand idolshit and slice of life and "japanese humor" (though I do find a lot of Umayuru and Umayon hilarious), and the clips I've seen shared around seem extremely uninteresting plus the artstyle is ugly compared to anything else they've made. I simply can't power through something I dislike unlike you
>>731077823Fuck off, nigger.
>>731078871Fully understandable, S1 is mainly just an introduction to the umaverse through following specialchud anyways, I'd say give it a second try but skip the entirety of S1 as S2 and S3 are completely different, becoming more of a sports drama than slice of the life CGCT sports show.
>>731078445>no mention of gyaruma learning the power of bakunigeShit taste.
>>731078952Sorry faggot, but the pedobait and erp will stop
>>731070258RoboCopDid the super banner start yet?
>>731079013That was good too but it got barely any screentime compared to Rice/Bourbon and even Turbo
>>731070258Does anyone have tested for Capricorn?Is it just bring Suzuka or you lose?
>>731079001Don't forget S1 was created when they had no idea what they were doing so they just had a super safe cgdct made. Uma Musume was in the oven for a long time.
Sundays are truly a cursed day for /v/ma
>>731079001Doesn't S3 suck ass?
>>731079176Only if you hate our chud son Kitasan.
Threadpolicing is the gayest shit. You do nothing but feed the trolls. Everyone is trying their hardest to simply ignore the shitposting but you just can't help yourself because you feel like doing so would let it fester. Get a grip
>>731079021It will only get worse if you're gonna keep crying about it.
>>731079203I feel nothing regarding Kitasan, her event I don't remember anything about so yeah...
>>731079207my HERO dropping a truthbomb as usual...
>>731079176IMO it's good, it's just that it's a clear step down from S2. It's like going to your local grill after eating at a fancy resturant. It's good food, but it's worse than what you had before so it feels like a disappointment.
Holy shit sprint CM is coming
>>731079207does rice know she exists
>>731079081Next month!
>>731079203>>731079252Kitasan and Dia are the hottest pair of Umas in this game
>>731079207This Maya ERP avatarfag has been doing it for a while and ignoring him doesn't works. There are plenty of therads where he can have his gooning loli session and he decides to do it on the gameplay thread on purpose. There's no reasoning with someone like that. You can only tell him to fuck off and then ignore.
>>731070258What does uma pussy smell like?
I will always stand with the first season of umamusume and I will always stand for idolshit. It is the blood and DNA that keeps the franchise pure and Japanese. The less idolshit the series got, the more normiefilled and western it became
>>731079331>longslop is finally over>straight into sprintslop the very next CM
dia is hotter in season two though
>>731079176>Doesn't S3 suck ass?there are parts where i kinda hate how kitasan reacts, but other than that its okay, dia's arc is amazing tho. i think the shittiest part of it is cheval confessing to kitasan because it didn't matter at all, its just there to bait yuri fags.
>>731079426Are you going to win v stakes with Curren next month?
>>731078445If your basis of something being bad is "it's generic" then you are extremely retarded. Teio's story isn't a sob story to pull your heart strings, its about a uma who performed a miracle since she could've just retired early or died if her owner didn't think twice. Erasing that aspect of her story is just white washing which no one likes. That's why S3 is so bad, because they tried repeating S2 despite Kitasan preforming exceptional well and still being healthy to this day
>>731079429Enjoy the ride!
>>731079429>sprintslopnope, it's certified KINO
>>731079426this, also as much as people hate S1 it still has the proper mix of idol shit, and racing, also the screen time between trainers and umas is pretty good.
How do I win with Mcqueen?
>>731079426ken-sama...
>>731079367ty
>>731079509I'm a third rate trainer who's too scared to interact with /v/. I just luv me Curren
>Longslop>Sprintslop>Mileslop>Mediumslop>Dirtslop(just mile but even sloppier)Is there a single CM that's good?
>>731079426Still not watching any concerts.
>>731079176No
>>731079582>curren v curren v curren v akebono v akebono v akebono v pasa v pasa v pasaAs sloppy as it can be
>>731079650Every medium and long has been kino so far. Even Scorpio, contrary to expectations.
>>731079626Whoa. Urara with this hair is uber cute. If she wasn't a special needs kid I would consider romancing her
Fuji event was so much better than this aptitude test shit, not only are the rewards extremely expensive and hard to get, but the mile sprint and dirt tests are absolutely incompatible with longslop farming and not getting an A means you have to go out of your way to train shit that you don't care about. Unlike showtime where Level 4 was just as easy as regular and you could do anything while farming
>>731079650>Gacha PVP>GoodDon't believe the thread's lies
>>731078657np, play around and maybe you'll be able to cap speed with 2spd 3wit, fish for the fast learner event too (500+ wit), the unique is not the best this track but with enough luck you'll get the speed boost instead of the late acceleration
>>731079767Gemini was the sloppiest slop to ever slop. It was just the Golshi cup
I was originally going to run >COguri>Taishin>reused Libra Goldshipbut after some thought I'm not sure I want to bring 2 ends when I think the average player is also going to be bringing 1-2 ends which means 2/3rds of my team turn into a complete gamble. I'm thinking of swapping the Goldship for a pace, but don't know which one between Tachyon, H/Creek, CBiwa or even Rice Shower. The downside of this is while it turns Taishin into less of a gamble, it also turns their lates into less of a gamble as well.
>>731079406>and ignoring him doesn't worksNeither does paying attention to him you doofus, telling him to fuck off does nothing. You're just motivating him and filling the thread with more offtopic
>>731079650>Mileslopnah mile is the best so far has the most variety of umas in all CM's, medium is next, long needs you to be meta to win, while sprint has less umas to play with so both are slop.
>longslop>sprintslopmediumtards are starting to get on my nerves
>>731079785I like it because its a good excuse for me to take a break from farming, but yeah its less convenient than Fuji event
>>731074026It was me, I gave you one shoe.
>>731079830Rice is cute, you should run her.
>>731079906Only Dirt is KINO
>>731079461>hates Cheval's G1 victory because of yuri>not because the writers made her victory hollow and pointless since she only beat Kitasan after she suddenly became an old man overnightSo this is the kind of person that actually likes S3.
>>731079897Cancer had the stalest meta we've ever seen so far, and Virgo was not much better.
>>731079830Anon you have Winning Ticket, Taishin and BiwaThere is only one true way for you to build
>actually got Spurt from Sweep for once>all double circles>Why does this game hate me so
>>731079996I don't have digitan or falco so no
so how exactly does the super banner work? is it the only one that will ever happen in the game's lifespan?
Smart Falcon is legit for sprintkino btw, if she can avoid triggering her ult in the early midgame she can use it to accelerate on the final straight
>>731080165>no featured SSR means the odds to get spooked by a non-featured SSR is MUCH higher>you can spark anyone at 200 pulls
>>731079821That's a trillion times better than being raped to death in mileslop because you didn't have the specific three-star. Everyone having equal access to the meta horse makes it skill-based and F2P-friendly.
The ONLY kino CM will be CLASSIC.(You) only get one chance to win plat on the longchamp track.
>>731079650Um, but you listed all of them ...
>>731079650Yes, the l'arc cm>once in a lifetime>no reruns, no retries>legendary l'arc track that never comes backit's kino
>>731080023>hates the thing but in different waysi guess were not so different after all
>>731080165Every 3* gets the same chances, when you hit 200 rolls you get to spark for anyone, the idea being that if your roster is lacking and there is an uma you missed you roll atleast 200 times to get the one you want and get other 3* along the way without the risk of getting too many copies of a rate-upit never gets a rerun but banners with multiple reruns do get released
>>731080343Why did they do it
>Dirt CM>Without Wonder Acute, Hokko, Transcend, Windy, Inari, Bijin or Furioso but she is a bit too far awayNope, can't be kino while lacking most of the cast
>>731080165Every 3* that has been released to that point will be on "rate up", but the overall chance to get a 3* is still 3%. So while your odds of pulling a specific character are basically the same as pulling them when they're not the featured unit (ie negligible), you can guarantee you get anyone if you pull 200 times and then select them. It's the only time they do an ALL rate-up banner where you can pick anyone, but there are a tiny handful of themed banners that do exist (Grey Week, Gochi Week, the Gyaru banner). That's like once a year though.
>>731079897Before the Taiki buff Mile was SOVL and had variety, with Taiki it's slop. And yes I did use my 4* Taiki
>>731080235Doto please slink back to your corner, Trainer-san is not in the mood...
>>731080437>Grey weekqrd?
>>731080173People have been saying since CANCER that smart falcon is undisputed top 1 for sprint and to very careful when she's around. I cant believe people will get blindsided when it gets here.
>>731080536
>forgot to swap KSB with Bakushin's card for sprint testIf I'm off by 1200 points or less I'm going to be pissed.
>>731080546It's banner with all of the Grey umas they did in JP last year so don't expect it to come out any time soon. There's also the Pretty Grey McQueen support card.
>>731080663bro you HAVE bakushin as a trainee just run her with biko
>>731080723>anime mcqueenNo fucking thank you.
Seiunbros, tell me how do we face this after sparking the megabanner without using THAT.
>>731080746I fell for the use taiki for everything gaslight.
>>731080787By not pulling on the megabanner as I already have her.
Reminder that we have a SHOULDER'S EXPOSED, WELL ENDOWED autist on the horizon and NONE OF YOU are taking about her. Show some love, dammit!https://youtube.com/shorts/etz-i8hIJqo
>>731080928>autistThey're all autistic.
>>731080787by luckshitting seiun in the tamachud gibs
>>731080928I am aware that Zephyr existsI uhhh...don't know anything else about her, why is she walking in a hurricane?
I hate this rigged horseshit niggerfaggot garbage game so much.
>>731081021zephyr means wind
redpill on kita and moom as trainerI mean if you try to train kitasan then you cant use her card no?
>>731080991Factually untrue
When does Ai-Chan come out?
>>731080928I've actually been heavily considering her since I first saw this video, but she's still too far out for me to make any actual plans for in the meantime.
>>731080404At least everyone can bust out their TT Dirters for next week.
>>731080481Cancer had the least variety. Either you had Falcon and won for free, or you hoped that you didn't get matched against her or that the she got late start.
>>731081093Wait a sec that's Kitasans casual wear?It doesn't fit her hair at all! and that dress Dia is wearing is still atrocious
Cancer is the only one I didn't make it to A Finals for and therefore it is the most fraudulent
>>731081090released in mant, everyone and their mom will run a 3 guts 2 wit fuku borrow deck, so no need for ksb card
>>731081093I've seen Germans dance like this at a club
>>731081103Shes the JP emergency button she'll come out when sales drop or when cygays fuck up
I haven't played in almost a week because of family issues...I'm scared that when I log in I'll have been kicked...
>>731081090Kita releases alongside MANT where most of your stats will come from RACING, not training. By the time Grand Live comes out if you want to really keep training Kitasan you either pulled for Speed Maru or Speed Tachyon and you can borrow Speed Mayano or whatever.
>>731080928Finally someone that shills this uma. I've seen a lot of very... interesting art of her here and there but I don't know anything about her other than her gag from that Bacius comic
>>731081090she comes out during MANT where you don't really need to use KSB as a speed card and after that a lot of better speed cards release
>Made it to every single A finals>won 4 lost 3>Got RNGed twice, lost fair and square the other one.Am I second rate?
>>731081284No, you're just Sham.
>>731081115Not really, I had Seiun and won with Seiun against Falcons a lot, people were building blockers that consistently won, my Pace Curren perfomed pretty well overall and I remember a few Pacers doing well, Late Surger gamblers were all strong. Only Ends where not that strong I think even though Golshits still managed to win.
>>731081228>haven't played in almost a week
>>731081093Yeah tear that shit up Kita-chan.
>>731080787>2 sparks roughly 2-3 months from nowThat looks perfectly doable, especially accounting for New Years and 1st anniversary gibs. Just don't waste carats on anything else in the meantime and you'll make it easilyYou DO already have a spark saved up if you're aiming to get Seiun on the megabanner, right?
>>731080928I never seen this maiden before but that's a lot of exposed skin
>>731081228Did you mention anything in chat? No one will kick you if that's the case.
>>731081228>I haven't played in almost a weekIt's over
>>731081267Redpill me on the Gatsu/wit deck.
What do you envision as music your trainee likes to listen to? I could see Rice as a Lily Allen fan
>>731080615News to me, I thought she would be kinda bad since no angling here
>>731080928>SHOULDER'S EXPOSED, WELL ENDOWED autistyes?
>>731081520It's Linkin Park.
>>731081516you pick guts cardsyou pick wit cardsthey have high race bonusesyou train during summer camp. big gainwhat else could it be, you fags need everything spoonfed
>>731081461>You DO already have a spark saved upI do, more than 1 in fact, but I will surely have to roll on something else, my balls ache from saving
>>731070258Where is the no panties version of the pic?
>>731081560>when plancha is the best accel availablelol?
>>731081228I haven't played in several months. I just log in every second week or so.
>>731080928Her banner is literally right now Aston Machan's. So anons have to face the ultimate dilemma
>>731081583Are germans really that autistic?
>>731081353Paces could win off of Plancha, but that was a garbage strategy because it relied on matchmaking luck to fulfill the activation condition, and the only time when using lates has not been inting has been Scorpio.
>>731081726right after*oops
>>731081762>are krauts autisticlole
>dude big tits lole don't you like big tits *yawn*
Just saying if all your uma is known for is coomer shit and big tits she won't make it here
>>731081726Who?
>>731081762I was briefly friends with an Austrian kid once in highschool. He was a very lively and loud boy but friendly as could be. He did play a lot of paladins though so he may have had some hidden tism in there