Overwatch 2 is free and on Steam. You have 0 excuses not to play.
imagine the braps
>>731132897Why should I play it?Seriously, why?
I have the ultimate excuse actually: I don't want to.
>>731132897>playing blizzard games past D3 and Cataclysmlelmao
>>731132897Anon, there are thousands of free games on Steam I'm not playing.
>>731132897Plenty of free shovelware on steam, doesn'tmean I have to play it.
I dont want toIts poo
>>731132897i'm done with mp and live service slop for good. have 1k+ of sp games in my backlog. I'm good.
>>731132897I'm perma banned and they ask for a phone number on new accounts
>>731132897so i can get banned for "toxic positivity" or typing "gg ez"? Fuck off, you people are pussies and you ruined the adventure mode possibilities.
>>731132897Moderators would ban me for typing, "Nigger".Don't bother playing Overwatch 2.If time is valuable like money is valuable then, "Money stolen.".
The excuse is that it's a shit game, that only faggots play.As I neither enjoy playing shit, or fucking shit; I shall not play Overwatch 2.
good to know
>>73113289795% of all matches in these games are roll or get rolled, and 5% actual good fights.
why would i play it when i can look up illustrations of Kiriko fucking her spirit fox thing without installing it?
>>731132897Uh yea it wants a phone number
>>731132897Rivals.
>>731132897Why the fuck would I want to play this trash? I didnt get OW1 either lmao. Get some taste you fucking drone
>>731132897where winds meet
I played the OW beta in 2016 and decided it was putrid dogshit.
>>731132897Time isn't free.Neither are brain cells.
>>731132897Its not a good game.
>0 excuses not to playThe porn is free. That's the only "excuse" I need.
>>731132897I have the best excuse. I dont play blizzard shit.
>>731132897>Overwatch 2 is freeToo much
>>731132998Not OP but it's actually fun
I like playing healer!
>>731134769I think there will never be made someone like her in videogame sphere https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15340981&tags=m71z30
Overwatch was a lot of fun, but these days all my friends are on marvel rivals and I can find e-sluts to drain me on the game pretty consistently. Is there any reason to come back for overwatch? I played a lot of Arenas, but even that became meta every season instead of the wild fun of the first seaons.
I did play it and find it very polishing and high in production values but boring.
Rule34 > actually playing that dogshit game
overwatch threads make me pent up and restless...
>>731132897A game that is free is usually compensated by taking up too much of your time in a unfun fashion. Spending even just 5 bucks to get a crappy indie game is usually a better option
no healslut to suck me off mid game.>>731135176made for me.
>>731132897You have 0 reasons to play as well
>another thread where americans shows their obsession with giant asses to everyone
>>731132897>You have 0 excuses not to play.Wrong. I have dignity and self-respect.
>>731132897The matchmaker in Overwatch is the shittiest i have ever played.
>>731135419Good morning saar
>>731132897>still need to give Blizz your phone number to play
But do the devs jerk off to all the porn of their own game?
>>731132897No bombgirl mode yet
>>731132897Overwatch 2 is only free if your time is worthless
play?
>>731132897>rivals thread on /v/>people talk about the new season, new heroes, and new skins>overwatch thread on /v/>people talk about third party porn
>>731136607this one always makes me twitch really bad...
>dog shit is free and on the street. you have 0 excuses not to eat it
>>731136607nice butt !
>>731132897I don't wanna play ts israeli-ahh game lil bro
>>731136809I wonder why...
>>731136618Fuckin lair, it's just ass like this thread.>>731136082
>>731132897>trannywatch needs to have off model porn posted to promote it>meanwhile in the better hero shooter:
>>731132897it's made by blizzardi am not giving pozzard a MAU
>>731132897The porn is also free, and takes way less effort to view. Multiplayer slop isn't worth the effort
I dont want to play Blizzard games, I dont want to play Overwatch, simple as.
>>731137703maybe it would be if half the time you spend on it wasnt waiting for a match, waiting for the round to begin, or waiting through a fucking potg clip and pointless upvoting phase.
>>731132897I can just wank off to them OW girls with less effort.
>wait 8 minutes for a game>Get the worse mouth breathers on your team>lose the game in under 5 minutes>repeat
>>731132897They call me 007.0 reasons to play Overwatch 20 niggers on my friends list7 TB of Pragmata porn
>>731132897i want to BE mercy
>>731132897I do not require an excuse not to play this, or anything else the fuck I do or do not want. Get back to stealing breast milk and don't even fucking think about taking such an imperious tone with me ever again, shill.
>>731132897Marvel Rivals is also free and on Steam.
>>731138085I NEED healing Mercy!
>Overwatch>RivalsYou know for just 30 dollars you could be playing Arc Raiders...an actually great game
>>731133425That's because you're being used to lose to/carry whales.If a PvP lets you spend extra money on it, don't play it.
>>731137317>>731138252marvel rivals lost, china lost, get over it already
Post cropped webmsI'm close
>>731132897the last time i played Overwatch and had fun was 10 years ago
>>731134769>>731138085I'm already Mercy
>>731137985why do games take 8 minutes? i thought it had 6 gorillion players on battlenet
>>731132897Punching yourself in the balls is also free that doesn't mean you should do it.
>pool party with a lot of women>the virgin dude gets hard and embarrassed >all the women laugh as he walks away>secret gay woman in their midst: haha sucker
Imagine having sex with a girls asshole
>>731138627it would be so hot if lesbians had pp
>>731138627what are you quoting?
>>731138565Please heal me and give me directions or else I'm going to dive until we win
>>731138678Bro imagine Tracer with a smol lil tinkle
>>731138498Close to what? Are you going somewhere?
>>731138678ok now I'm diamonds
Gay Reinhardt x Soldier
The Last Sovereign is also free and on steam. Play that instead because it isn't Overwatch 2.
>>731138884reinhardt has that old grey veiny daddy dick for soldiers loose gape nom nom
>>731138828mon dieu...Source
>>731138862>>731138918I can't decide which to
>>731138465Retard
>>731138918>>731138862>>731138809garbage animation. gyrating in a rapid fashion is for monkeys
>>731139016And what is the player count on the launcher that people played the game on for 9 years before it came to Steam?
>>731135570that would be marvel rivals
>>731139132Wouldn't know, since Blizzard are too much of cowards to have or even allow one. So probably not much.
>>731132897It's made by Blizzard. Only reason I need to stay away from it.
No mode where the->>731136259-what he said
>>731132897Okay.I just don't want to play it
>>731139318Based
>>731138783smallest cock: D.Valargest cock: Junker Queenlargest cock in proportion to her body: Widowmakerembarrassingly small cock in proportion to her body: Zarya
>>731132897>blizzard game that isn't Diablo 1, 2, or 4BLIZZDRONE ALERT
>>731132897A very long time ago I played Junkrat on a push the payload map. My team told me to switch, and I didn't. We cap the first point, they tell me to switch, and I didn't. We get to the next point, they tell me to switch, and I mute every single person on my team. We win the game, I unmute, and one person actually apologizes. Uninstalled, never again.There's something about this game that makes people immediately blame others for their failings. They assume they know what the team needs. They always assume it's SOMEONE on their team that isn't them is why they're currently not winning. Paladins was way better anyway.
>>731139575I don't blame people for not switching because it's a game and meant to be fun, so if you're having fun playing a character, it's bad game design to expect you to switch to a character that's less fun in order to have a better chance of winning.That being said, usually when there's some faggot on the team crying about someone, in my experience the faggot is correct in that we are more likely to win if the person switches, but they can't help but not be a whiny bitch about it because that's just how the players of this game are.
This entire thread would smell good with Smell-O-Vision™
>>7311391320 since it takes fucking forever to find a match :^)
>>731132897I don't play it because Blizzard made the game suck for a long time, and I have no faith whatsoever in their ability to make anything good now.
>>731136607why did she do it?
for me its sombra
do the devs agree that its just a futa porn game now?
>>731140647Yes, the new 5v5 impregnation mode is so frustratingLast match we almost won but the dumb bitch playing Mercy inted and ovulated at the last second
>>731132897>NATO phone number requiredI do have a reason. And another reason is the fact that it sucks.
1 was better
>>731140961>game locks out 3rd worldersthis is a good thing though
>>731132897I haven't even played it and somehow I know it's worse than the first game.
>>731141356Someone did an AI animation of this but it was fucked up because it interpreted the fishnets as a pattern of crevices scored into her flesh. Uncanny valley shit
>BlizzardThere's my "excuse" to never touch it
>>731141823this is the mentality that gets your buildings demolished by planes
Overwarch was always an inclusive DEI subhuman piece of trash game.Plus, you can barely stand on anything, besides the ground, because devs are faggots and are not allowed/don't want to balance for fun, but for FOTM shit, so they can sell more cheap skins made by AI niggers.
>>731132897If it was an H game, I might
>>731142240the buildings were demolished by C4, get it rightand the stated reason was because we were too involved in other countries' affairs, whereas that poster's mentality is simply "I don't want to interact with third-worlders at all"
>>731141823Not for the player count and revenue. Besides, did that really fix toxicity and language barriers?
>>731143128yes if you say something racistpeople just report you and you get penalised
>>731143128No, people still report you for not playing the hero they think you should be playing, and are incapable of communicating without devolving into autistic screeching, but that's normal for Overwatch.
>>731143271>people still report you for not playing the hero they think you should be playing,if you are widow and you are not getting killsyou are throwing
>>731136809I wish they'd canonize and release the cosmetics the players want already.
>>731132897I played 1 until they ruined itthen they took 1 away and invited me to come play 2 (which looks even worse than the butchered version of 1)I declined
i hate live-service slop
>>731143526>jew fetishgood goy
>>731143526>>731141356>>731137150guh...
>>731144451Where's the... you know...
>>731143526based
will i get milked if i play overwatch?
the ERP in these threads is 1000x more lame and gay than the nigger fetish
more like ov(aryan-cancer) watch LMAO
>>731132897I play better games
>>731143894Squatting is a dogwhistle.
Why does this board do coomer stuff better than aco and others. Or maybe it's just the other boards are just too dead.
>>731145189>Why does this board do coomer stuff better than aco and othersthis board contains more desperate horny virgins than any other board
i have hyper futa fatigue
>>731132897No promised story mode = no play. Simple as.
>>731139971would anons really want to smell my room right now?..
>>731137904>>731139839This is what I came for.
>>731145049name 5 more dogwhistles
>>731145986Funny Poker card tats.Obsidian earrings and jewerly.Twerking.Black n' white sportswear w/ waistbands in plain sight.Pinching gesture, tho that's moreso a dogwhistle for the audience.
>/blacked/ vs /futa/ vs /healsluts/ vs /inflation/
More cropped webms, please /v/ros...!
>>731146303If I had to take sides, I would say healsluts is the lesser evil
>>731146303I mean, better to have the 4 in one thread that 4 threads with their own focus
>>731146161>>731145049>>731143526>>731136809I can't satisfy them...
>same tranny from /vg/ spamming these dogshit threads of a dead gameplease fucking kill yourself alreadystop infesting this board with your faggot coomer game
>>731139132The number of views on the Rivals heroes trailers completely mogs Overwatch’s numbers. Even a nobody like Angela got 10M views, while Overwatch trailers never break a million.I wouldn’t be surprised if most the players on Bnet are on Steam now.
>>731145823god i wish i was dva
>Come into thread>Ignore all the text because I know you guys are fags>Only goon to Overwatch ass knowing full well my white monster is big enough to pierce all their cheeks>Leave
>>731147158Mei in sunglasses is pure sexo
>>731146678healslutting leads to all of them
>>731147158>zero fucking boobs on a mei picget cancer
>>731146750Why's that? Too melanin-deficient?
>>731147171Elaborate on that.
>>731148126Yes... It stings, especially seeing the girls constantly hitting the pinch motion at me, but I know I'm not good enough for them. Especially Tracer, D.va, Mei and Pharah, they always hurt the most, but feel the best.
>>731145325you and me both
>>731148126I hope she lets me wear a cage and watch...
>>731132897I am more of a Singleplayer kind of person. I would love a campaign mode or something as I think some characters of Overwatch look like they deserve a proper backstory rather than just being cookie cutter champions.
>>731145823>0.5s later
>>731148126
>>731149650Should go lower so you can see the brand and a hint of her preferred type of male flanking her.
4 horsemen that killed FPS genre:1. Le competitive esports faggotry2. No dedicated servers3. Match making4. Live service seasonal modelSince time is a flat circle I'll be waiting for when the culture resets itself and as new generations get fed up with zoomer bullshit we WILL get FPS renaissance.
>>731133463wtf why
>>731149925For you, nonny~
>>731150108Gorgeous.
>>731150397>The key around her neckFuccccck
>>731149508giwtwm
>>731150517Lasting past the BBC mating dance and their preliminaries without quickshooting? Yeah, that gets you one minute of uncaged tugging.
>>731150609By that, you mean 25 seconds of tugging and another 45 of basking in the afterglow before I get locked again...
>>731150719>"Tch, already...?"
>>731132897how about the fact that hero shooter slop is one of the worst genres of game, only above moba which it's ripping off
>>731151103>"I'm sorry, Mommy Mercy... I'll last longer next time, I promise!"
>>731132897>pls play overslop I beg of you I'm so lonely aaahhh
