Now: LEGO indiana jonesLater: uuuuhg>Stream 2??Dead until Monday!https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Low energy run, give me back GDQ
>>732545978Esa in title? Next run in OP? Anon-kun, see me after class. C-
>>732546149Give me this any day over fake cowboys screaming.
>>732546149HERE IT COMES
>>732546181Me when plum is onscreen
i give it an A 1/4 + for the doing the new strats found a few days ago
>no crowd cam because there is no crowdMaybe if they didn't charge nearly 2000 SEK more people would come, just some years ago it was like 500 SEK.Is it really worth it to have such a high cost for attending the event when nobody will come, instead of cheaper so lots of people can attend?
>>732546149You sure?
>>732546287>SEKWhat the fuck kind of third world shithole currency is that
>>732546181I am way too drunk to care about any of that though.
>>732545978I'm in
>tomb raider 1-3 remaster>only plays tomb raider 1HUURRRDUUUUURRRRRRHUUUURRRRRRRRRRDUUUUUUUURRRRRRRI dont like it
Rate lego indiana jones
>>732546287They are probably playing it safe by gauging the people that show up anyway. At least the income is somewhat predictable that way
Miggin for Plum
>>732546345I hope you're just pretending to be retarded.
>Watch this on youtube>A video about granblue fantasy relink endless ragnarok is in my recommended videosWtf how did I miss this?I love granblue fantasy relink.So excited now that they didn't abandon the game.
>>732546373>>732546265
Migged and ready for Lara.
Is the stream audio crackling for anyone else?
>>732546403thanks for preventing me to miss it anon, I had a blast when the game released
>>732546373B
>>732546379i donno, even when they hosted at a random school gym in a random ass place they had way more attendees. Just makes it feel more sad imo when there's no crowd and we don't even have a crowd cam.
>>732546403Bro im also excited>>732546494And I also am always having a blast
>>732546403>>732546494I had a blast playing this with /vg/, I hope the general comes back. It even has crossplay ensuring you can always find a group, which was a problem even one month after release. Im so pumped bros.
Same, it's gonna be epic
What is everyone playing during graveyard shift
>>732546630Probably going to play some PoE2 or Nioh 3 until mario kart wii
>my boyfriend
she/they status so far?
fagets
>>732546373C
>>732546693>>732546706Cute.
did anyone else hear a coin sound just now?
>>732546724Must've been the wind.
Rejecting women is the most heterosexual thing a man can do
Boomer Croft runs are always kino.
>>732545978>>732523748Atleast post last thread.
i realy like the no game sound
>>732546630KOTOR
>>732546630osrs
>>732546765This the remasters
I haven't played or seen tomb raider 1 for over 25 years, this is pure nostalgia for me
>>732546559>I had a blast playing this with /vg/, I hope the general comes back.It was so comfy when the game released, hopefully we'll get a revival when the expansion releases.It's coming in july so it's a perfect summer comf game
>remaster has a no tank control settingI will now buy your game.
Runner posts bulge on his twitter if you scroll back to 2024
>>732546630Finally getting through Nioh after 8~ years so I can play Nioh 2 so I can play Nioh 3
>>732546852>over 25 yearsUnc last seen this game longer than I've been alive. jesus christ.
>>732546970
>>732546956took a proper look, huh?
>>732546435wish they were there too
>>732546953I dont know, most of the fun was mastering the controls
>>732546373Dlego sucks
sweet the gaming historian is there
that slovak guy could pull a much hotter dude, do gays not care about looks-matching?
can you imagine being of those hot bitches in this event? knowing that every man there lusts after you and ready to do whatever you tell him just for the chance to sniff the chair you sat on.it probably feels amazing, walking there as a goddess among failed men.
Why is this dude giggling like fagg- Ahh right
are tank controls really that disliked?
>>732547212I love them in games where you drive a Tank
Are the remasters worth over the originals?
>>732547249You just know.
>>732547183I don't really imagine being a woman.
>>732547249They cost like 2€ on keysites
>>732547212Yes. They were fine at the time, as a clutch to having poor/no camera controls, but it feels restrictive
>>732547249halo is the only remaster worth thinking about anon
>>732546435xe would look lovely in a pixie haircut but I don't blame her for going long
>>732547212I tried to play the remaster with the modern controls and it felt plain wrong. Had to switch back to original.
I cant believe I was watching this shit on twitch so long. Even though I had ads blocked it would randomly pause when they were loading and fuck with the volume for some reason. I cant believe youtube got it right.
>>732546435Pale white girls are peak
>>732547656yeah, its actually watchable on youtube
>>732547716How pale?
>>732547656For me it drops bitrate when I think they're playing ads. Youtube is the better choice and I only switch to twitch when I want to rewind.
>>732547656>ESA is on youtubeWhat the fuck... I subbed just to avoid ads.. minus $6
>>732547249yes, they are very well done and you can freely switch between old and remastered graphics on the fly
>>732547790shut .. the fuck .. up .. you .. retard
>>732547656I installed streamlink and made it pipe through countries that get served no ads, and so I can just play the stream through VLC without needing twitch or youtube. It's nice.
>>732547857No... you... kys... faggot..
>>732547874Without needing to open twitch or youtube in browser, meant to add.
When is esa startted?
>>732547857
>>732547857>>732547898now........... kis..........
>>732547790Youtube quality is way better than twitchshit too
>>732547912good morning saar esa is startted the day before
Beautiful soundtrack indeed... if I could hear something.
>>732547956Thank you sir Vishnu bless u
>>732548024shutout to the tech team
What pride flag is that?
>>732548108the forbidden one
>>732548108Wh*te pride.
>>732548108The sort you won't be able to show off after WW3.
>>732548108Stolzmonat.
>>732547294why not? not confident in your masculinity enough?
>>732546361the other games are spread out throughout the event
>>732548108the yellow and red symbolizes fire, the black is smoke
>2k raised in a dayGrim
>>732548108Schloss
>>732548331Merely the normal income without money laundering.
>>732548331people are broke anon, we are in a literal global depression right now.
>>732548331Yuropoors can barely afford food and electricity. Be glad this event is still running
>>732548303I saw TR3 in the schedule but not TR2. But it doesn't matter, it's this same boring runner. They should have gotten that english cutie.
n-nice thumbnail..
what does all the animals in the game eat, tomb raiders?
>>732548567Lara's frontloaded anvils...
>>732548585Lara's pusyy
Lara's ass is so fat lol
Dumb horny anons
>>732549032damn she's so hot I'd let her punch me
>>732549167That's actually an indonesian man with an AI filter
>>732549032POV: you're an asian "man"
>>732549207nice
Tom Braider
RATE THE TOMB RAIDER I RUN!
>>732549826A+Best run so far.
>>732549032Posting asian girls doesn't help
>>732549826B as in Bara Croft, the run was smooth but nothing special
I just woke up, time for uugh
>>732549826easy A
Imagine how smelly she must be after all that running and jumping around
>>732549826B
I suddenly remembered ESA existed and turns out it's live and I only missed 1 day.Any good urns so far?
>>732549826B+
those are men
>>732549826A!
>>732549826B for boring. Runner was competent but the commentary was mundane. Couch was non existent too. Thread was slow.
Imagine the large one being the bottom and the small one being the top
>>732549826Gonna go with A
racist custom levelsnice
>>732550043Just missed one.
>>732550043chat is this real
plum on stream
I will never understand the Spyro obsession.
did someone say plum?
>>732550259>>732550319dead game
>Not a single GTA run in the schedule Why?
>put on ESA>it's spyro again
>>732550345
>>732550318pretty colorful comfy happy childhood game
>>732549214I love Dr Tran!
>>732549826I'm doin' him an A
>>732550512Watch him BEAT his mother to death with a BROKEN LAWN CHAIR
>>732550318It's basically a slice of life game dressed up as a platformer/crash-like
>>732550345game?
wasn't it supposed to be oriental themed?
is the plum plushie machine washable at 40 degrees in case i spill something on her?
Hehehe choking faggot Cody Miller tier
>open stream >it’s Spyro
If Spyro is so good why is there no Spy2o?
>wake up>spyro is onof all games
Enter the Dragonfly feels like an actual next gen entry to the mainline Spyro saga, even if it's undercookedHow did we go from this to Legend of Spyro?
i hate these pattern remembering minigames (i can do them but they bore me)what i cant do is if it requires recognizing notes
>>732550915>watching European Spyro Assembly>surprised there's a Spyro run
this game looks so badI can only wonder how people back in the day buying it on day of release felt. how deflating it must've been expecting another spyro masterpiece and getting this
>>732550987Companies in the late 2000s thought people wanted edgy reboots, 3D beat-em-ups, or movie games. So Activision decided to turn Spyro into all three at once.
why do the dragonflies do an impression of the wilhelm scream when you collect them
Eurosistas i'm gonna grab some dranks, in the meanwhile tell me what you're playing/doing/drinking while watching
>>732551168my ancestor :)))
>Digimon World 2 run tomorrowHUH?Shit's going to be glacial
ULTIMATE CHOKE (level MAXI)
Why do all these marathons have forbidden memories runs in prime time even though the game is shit and a mess to actually watch
>>732551589three niggas in a row kino
>0 Harry Potter runsMight as well be watching GDQ
>>732551665its a meme
>>732551387>playing/doing/drinking Plum, Plum and Plum
>>732551589I don't think it's a full run?
Oh no, not again
>>732551387im eating cookie crisp cerealabout to play some World of Warcraft: The War Within after I finish my food and small chores
sheeit... what game is next
>>732551387go/fuck/yourself
damn the sound effects are obnoxious as hell.>HEY ITS AKIRA>OOH AHHAHAHAH>SPLEE SPLEE SPLEE
>look at stream>purple dragon
>HEY ITS SUZUKI
Man the rest of the day is looking so fucking grim especially since I never played runescape.
Spyro was always the poor man's Crash
>>732552161i would if i could
>>732552306And Crash was always the poor man's Mario
>wake up>it's another spyro run
>>732552373and mario was poor mans great giana sisters
>HEY ITS>YOWCH!>YEE HOOOHOOOWOO
>>732552407you wish old man
>To explain the story,
MASSA
Why is it always the brits with the Syrpo games
>>732552424OWNEDRemember when Mario 2 literally copy pasted another game?lul
>>732552407I knew they were some bootleg mario clone but i looked them up, what the fuck do you mean they had a 2015 game
>1 guy in the audience
>>732552487Brits like unseasoned shit
>>732552515>did you know super quaduper marcello 2 is actually doki doki literature club
These losers still do this?Cringe
>>732552515Yeah, they straight up copied Super Mario USA.
Yeah no. Ima do something else
>>732552487walking around collecting shiny objects is the gold standard of gaming in britain
>>732551589Its literally the only interesting run for me and its not even within the next 24 hours.Its speedrunover.
>no commentary for a while>host chimes in with donation>runner says something short>back to silenceriveting
>HEY ITS HOWIEThis game is so fucking gay lol
This man is a charisma vacuum
>>732552837indeed, if spyro was female the series wouldnt have died
>>7325525523, fucktard
>>732552926>3, fucktard
>>732552836I have to constantly check if my stream didn't freeze
>estimate
>>732553027missed it
IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't realize he was choking that badly
>overestimate
You're complainingYou get extra minutes of SPYRO and you're complaining
>>732553051>When your shitposting is overestimate.
>>732552214they seriously do the goofy yell every time what the fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo
is this the event that was supposed to be so much better than GDQ? what happened?
Everybody rates the runBut nobody asks 'Rate the run'
summarize the event thus far
>>732553204over(E)stimate
>>732553189you have to turn on your monitor and notice the lack of troonies to get it
>>732552836>>732552943Would rather have the silence than TWANS WIGHTS (everyone cheer now!)
OhHeyItsOddKara
>>732552836>>732552943These posters cry and shit their pants when any runner at GDQ talked for more than 3 seconds btw!
>>732553204C not great, not that good
>>732553204D
>>732553204C for average I guess. Went over estimate.
>>732553204FI do not give a single shit about Spyro
>>732553204C- for Cverestimate
>>732553204Very mid and the runner is boringC
>>732553204D for dragonfly shit
the next 7 hours are going to be epic!
>>732553204C for lacking commentary and overestimate
Chlods or 32GG cup spacepoosy
CUTE GIRL ALERT CUTE GIRL ALERT
>next: Ghostland Yard>Runner: OddKaraHave a bad feeling about this.
>>732553291>mario kart>mario kart>runescape?>cod>codamazing
THICC
>>732553204C. Nothing special, boring runner.
>>732553204D for Dver estimate
can someone please have a look at the audio levels?
CHUBBY CHEEKS
PLUM
>>732553380works fine on my youtube
plum in stream
damn, shawtie OBESE
could you look more british than this man?
>>732553341
My British aunt and her homely daughter
>there's a 24 hour ff 9 run
>>732553357Did the showrunners who managed the schedule decide to just give up? like the 4hr pockymin run day one
SEX WITH CHLODS UNFFFFFF MUST FUCKK
Take a shower
Who is she? I don't see a buffet speedrun on the schedule.
she sounds like the granny version of tiny tim>>732553420holy shit shut your retarded adderall face
>>732553251
>>732553494Extremely disgusting post>>732553549And another oneYall need to keep your loser fuck comments to yourselves
>american troonsfuck off REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MANLY MAEVE
Reaction Speed [Easy]: Don't say it
>manly_maeve
Stop letting americans in.
>take it away guys
>usa>usa>tranny>tranny
great. americans...
well what do we have here?
Looks like I came back at the worst possible time.
penis status? hopefully intact
>mainly_maeveMore like manly_maeve amirite
>"sorry it let you wait guys">jaws dropskek
>Ameritrannies
americans... wanna explain?
AHEM..........would
man that's just two dudes with long hair
>>732553590i think thats the first time i laughed this esa. well done.
we GDQ now
>Self flagellating battle hardened culture war veterans ITT defeated by pronouns and self expressionlol. lmao.
double troon, both americans, ESA knew
>invite americans to EU>they're tranniescan't make it up
>>732553692at least they sent their best and not the usual fat balding gdq men in their grandmothers dress
>first troonies in esa>both are americanKEKKU DESU
>>732553614
>trannies>99.9% man>tranny game>usaevery single fucking time
Has anyone yet pointed out that the two USA runners which happen to be both trans are also playing a literally who indie game?
>>732553614today im gonna teach you something newguys is gender neutral
>>732553757>>732553807>>732553818Stay obsessed with us. To see you faggots seethe about us taking Greenland last month was a blast.
>>732553807theres been another american troon too actually
is the total donations just $2k right now?damn esa is dead
Who the fuck invited the Americans?
>>732553813Naaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeed
>Odd KaraAt least she's self aware
>>732553229so much for that, huh?
>2d precision platformerI really can't care about these. Oooohhh, look at me jumping through a bland forgetting game hall of death planes.These games have no fucking personality of their own, no charm, nothing to make it stand out.
There should be a marker on the chart for playstation nation runs. this is 100% one of them even though it's not a playstation game
>USAOf course.
great export america thank you very much
>>732553845
I am a big fan of this level
Wait, are these women? They are kinda plain. Also why are their voices so low? Oh.. OH NO!
>>732553893The best part of these events is that if you dont like what you see you can look at the estimate and do something else until the run is over. Keep bitching over an event you didnt pay for and aren't donating to.
From the sample size, 100% of the unitedstatian population is transexual
>>732553204C
>>732553840Oh yeah? Then why does GDQ not say it under any circumstances?
is the chart faggot even here?
Whats a cute way to greet someone in Swedish? Its for a Plum Pic.>>732553251Oh I remember drawing that Elora. Did another one not too long ago.
USA please explain xemselves.
NOW it's speed running event
>>732553979Calm down Edenal.
bro stop dying
I may have slept and missed one but am I correct in thinking every tranny so far has been from the US?
>>732554003they are a bit oversensitive
I don't even mind trans people, but it very much tickles my funny bone that the only trans runners have USA flags
troon runner, troon game, T rating
>>732554016he made one for the first 2 runs and dipped idk
>indieslop platformer>tranny runnerswhy is this such a common trope?
>>732554017jag heter homo peter
>>732554049one of the hosts is a brit troon
help the semen get to the door
>>732553979tell him moral tranny. that will teach him.
>>732554075You don't need much skill to be a "top speedrunner" if you're one of the only 3 people speedrunning a gameYou're automatically top 3
>>732554017>Whats a cute way to greet someone in Swedish?Tjena kakan, står du här och smular?
At least the gay couple playing tomb raider was kinda ironic
>>732553991SEXO PLUMO
>>732554113are you insinuating the 12 bananas runners weren't the peak of human reflexes???
>>732554076jag är en finsk pojke och en bög is also good one
>>732554138https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku1J6U71jBA
I dunno, these dudes ain't so bad
>>732553979These events are more akin to gawking at the sick animals at the zoo or the dead bodies at a car accident. Can't seem to help but to watch in horror and wonder.
>>732554282I haven't muted, so it's passable at least haha get it
make it stop
>>732553893We really have super meat boy to blame for these. It was a popular game for kids to play in classrooms which made indietards think its a genre people like
Is SMB or IWTBTG to blame for this genre of 'games'?
I meet the recommended specs for nioh 3, but for some reason the game still struggles in open areas especially during fights.What settings are the most impactful on performance?
>>732554068Either banned or gave up on this shit already
>go to sleep with tranny run on>wake up>tranny run on
Why are american women so manly?
>>732551784rare plum
>>732554392He compiles ratings for fucking Framme Fatales, I'm sure he's just sleeping
>>732553991can't believe they abandoned sexora after one game
was chartanon banned again for 'ick posting?
>>732554228classic. our swedish teacher actually showed that to us once
>>732554049yurop doesnt have enough so they have to import
>>732554494He's been banned 100+ times in the past year but he's a based evader so its not like it matters
>>732547754
>>732554390based niohGOD doesn't even care about what thread he posts in
>67
>can we get a 67 donation trainy-you guys told me this wasn't like GDQ...
These dudes seem kinda gay. Wha-what's going on??
>>732554390The game just runs like shit. I had to turn on frame generation.Second area runs worse so far.
It's not funny.
OK, I can't let esa become a tranny event. Give me your best chud games to speedrun at esa summer.
>>732554669little witch nobeta
>>732554669age of empires 2 is chudcore
>>732554669rabi ribi
>more ameritranniesburgerbros... we need to do something
>>732554669Metal Gear Rising
>>732554696Extremely tranny coded game, nice one anon
>>732554669Harry potter Hogwart something
>whywebm it
Up and but NOT throbbing.
>>732554669Pokemon Clover
I'm dying of cringe
>>732554779its over
>>732554669Pragmata
>>732553991Is this a new Plum? Either way sweet
>>732554779Based
Amerilards keep your trannies contained to that side of the ocean for fucks sake
honestly, these trannies ain't insufferable
is sperm game good?
>>732554738I played this for an hour or so before I got bored. Why is it a chud game?
Am I crazy in thinking that Manly Maeve looks like the actress who played X-23 in Logan?
>>732554669Dragon's Crown
Rate the run
>>732554870Because it's a pedo game
>>732554779There was a spyro run ?
>>732554912C- so no one asks about it later
>kingdom hearts run later>its on beginner difficultyShame. Critical mode lvl 1 runs are some of the best runs out there
>>732554842thanks, it's a new one
What are trannies called in European?
>>732554779Hey we summoned you!
>>732554952americans
>>732554952"americans"
rate troonland yard
>>732554779>100 viewers Youtube>1000 viewers Twitch>$2000 on day 2>Barely double digits ratingsWhat happened with ESA?
Jesus Christ, has this person ever played the game before?They're dying more than I would
>>732555001B for not bad
>>732554952>there are no trans people in EuropeI don't believe it.
I'm starting to nootice something, every runner from America seems to be a certain kind of person.hmmmm
>>732555001Z
>Even the trannie go under estimate at ESA
>>732554897Out of all the games I would probably run this one. If it wasn't so fucking hard.>>732554921Ah right. That makes sense.
>>732555001D
>>732554912>>732555001D, could have been worse
>>732553991Wonder if she's extra bushy too.
>>732554669Postal
>>732555017If it doesn't pick up today then it's genuinely a cursed ESA, since Saturday was plagued with long runs.But it's okay! Edenal and Planks stepped up! This WILL be ESA's year! They saved ESA!
>>732554912>>732555001D
>>732555108hatred :)
Get off the stage, bro
>>732555116How the fuck are you still mad you pussy?
i thought speedrunners were supposed to be good at the game
>>732555042Unironically trying to infiltrate ESA.
>>732555001D game looks alright but this is almost unwatchable
>>732555017ESA got #MeToo'd and apparently that and people not liking the 2 heads in charge drove away a lot of staff/runners. Trade off is that things are a lot more comfy, the more annoying onscreen personalities also fucked off and no "TRANS ROIGHTS!" screeched every hour.
don't care, put 2 hours of runescape on NOW
Maybe they shouldn't hold these events in Sweden during fucking February
>>732554669Conkers Bad Fur Day
>>732555205>every hourI wish it was only once every hour
>>732554912B wasn't that bad
>>732555001C-
>>732555153I'm not mad, I'm just glad that Edenal and Planks stepped up. They really saved ESA from Metako's egocentric grip.
>CoD zombies speedrunIs this a first for a speedrun marathon? I don't think I've ever seen a CoD zombies speedrun
>>732555001B not so bad
literally said "manly" maeve
YIKES
>>732555116Thanks ChatGPT for the amazing schedule!
>I'm many maevekek
EWW NO
>>732555205>no "TRANS ROIGHTS!" screeched every hour.You misspelled "minute" there, fren
>imagine the foursome
It amuses me how every trans person falls into 1 of 2 categories:>Doesn't put on a female voice at all and just sounds like a man>Puts on a weird anime-ish voice that they think is what women sound like
I dunno I just wish there was more chlods content
GRIM
>>732555163I probably wouldn't believe it, but since I heard that there are forces even in BSG who, if left unchecked, would immediatly make it GDQ-like, I wouldn't be too surprised if that's actually a thing. That's why I think the recent exodus also had a good side. Of course some of those people are a loss for the event, but it also drove away some others who I suspected they'd like it to turn into their little fake positivety activism event.>>732555345>Metako's egocentric grip. Elaborate pls.
>>732555482you forgot the trannies that are just guys with a full face of beard
>>732555416Put them back into a dimly lit room, better yet put them back into the mental asylum
>>732553991sex
>>732555017ESA never pulled big numbers. Taking almost a year off and the "controversy" killed all of it's momentum. Not to mention most speed trannies dump their life savings during AGDQ, so they never have much left to give.It's really disappointing when at least ESA gives the money to decent charities, but they never make much. Instead people dump all of their money into sending cancer pamphlets to Africa while.
THAT'S A MAN!
>>732555017>>732555116Really weird start on Saturday to be honest. DK Bonanza to start with is a good choice but the run was awkward and extremely low energy, followed by a big half hour stall which halted momentum, followed by a Sly Cooper run with major tech issues and that halted momentum, followed by all things, a really long Pokemon Run, followed by another long run with Colin McCrae?What were they thinking? It wasn't a good Saturday.
>gdqYOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>732555482>>732555487>>732555519I can only imagine what horrendous creatures posted this, hateful people are always the ugliest
T'was better than that boring Spyro Brit
>>732555543No, that's a frog.
>>7325554822 is simply the best high voice they can manage. It's not a woman voice actor choosing a voice.
>10/10 in britain
come on stop this troon shit and start mario kart wii with me boy hypnoshark already
>>732555564Hey, I'm >>732555482 and I look like art the clown but without makeup
>>732555451Whose mom is that?
>>732555624Tiny tim
Dios mio...
>>732555624that's my wife
So are there any big names left? Tiny Tim? Josh etc?
>>732555506There was just some schizo who used to come here and would blame Metako for everything that went wrong>>732555506I'd believe it seeing as how Argick was at GDQ with a BSG shirt, and GDQ's bluesky re-whatever'd their event and they also hosted BSG and advertised it.
>>732555345Wait until the leaks from the giant speedrun discord comes out (I know you’re reading this). CoolMatty has been pushing for something stupid with huge support from BSG and Huds601(him specifically, he’s UKSG) about making a giant banlist of runners and attendees.>if you go to this/that event as a runner/attendee/volunteer you are on the list>banned from all events that agree to the rule and sign their little “pact”>if you go to RTA/France/ESA you are most likely never getting into GDQ and other events that agree to the dictatorshipThey are trying to push it hard and coming up with a narrative that doesn’t “upset” people yet they are so far up their own asses they have no idea what kind of a clique this will create and how segregated everything will become. Currently they are doing what they can to make it sound like an amazing initiative so that it will create a deep-left narrative to support it.
>>732555601>hypnosharkkino run incoming
European xqc that can actually talk like a normal person
>>732555707actually I haven't seen tiny tim, where is he? is he ok?
>>7325550172024 killed it. The ESA winter with no 24 hours and no stream 2, followed by the ESA summer that was metoo'd by Lovare followed by a hiatus.
>they them because big as two people
uhh based
Some propa lads today
Finally normal people.
>>732555707>>732555796TinyTim is dead, sorry guys
>vhs from 2008I think you got your times confused
cute boys
>>732555564You are infected by parasites which is why you have the compulsion to inhale their anal vapors.
>>732555796Literally dying
time for some kino
>>732555798KEK
>>732555691Kind of looks like a young Dafne Keen
>>732555828This might be kino>>732555796>>732555836>NO I couldn't have, he was alive I felt it!
>>732555747Is life in Europe really this grim?
>>732555506BSG is a clique, one of their long-standing members who has also been a part of the staff at one point mentioned that they have done some heinous shit. You can make anything up and they will believe it if it’s a friend of theirs, look at their security, it’s entirely compromised of friends-only and none of them have any experience within event security at all. There are like 8+ of them and they only invite their friends.
>>732555836>>732555879
>>732555879wait, really
>five dollarsdo they say dollars instead of euros or pounds or something
>>732555506Metako wasn’t doing any work other than demanding a slot for his runs (probably to promote his channel)>also shoved someone into a toilet and don’t stream it for the gooners
Guaranteed there's atleast one serbian there who is seriously considering killing the 2 american runners right now.I'm not even memeing, serbian guys are fucking crazy when it comes to LGBT shit.
I like those pre-recorded strategy videos where they talk about speedrun strategies and history
>>732555529>when at least ESA gives the money to decent charities, but they never make muchFor me, Edenal saying that even for him, charity is more important than speedrunning, was a huge mistake. I'd much rather donate to some speedrunning fanatics and their speedrun event, than to a self-proclaimed charity-first event, which just happens to feature speedrunning.
>>732555879
The contrast between this bong run and the burger run is so embarrassing. Absolutely mogging us.
>2 hour racing games>5 hour RPGs>Pokemon in generalWHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
whats hypnosharks deal, why no britisher flag
>>732555994GDQ sends our worst to sabotage ESA, in case you haven't figured it out
>>732556008Speedruns.T. John Speedrun
>>732555936Yeah he has heart failure or some shit
>>732556008ESA begins on MondayEuros refuse to work on the weekends, so they have their little brothers handling things
>>732555205>>732555506I was never bothered by the mass exodus because all the people who left were the people who annoyed me. Nikoheart, Argick, Huds, Paulister though Paulister isn't AS bad. Pretty much all the bad attention whore personalities left. Then the Playstation Nation took their place and yeah they put 75 Spyro runs on the event but I don't mind.They would have absolutely turned ESA into GDQ-lite because they're starting to do that with BSG and UKSG. Also we kinda saw it at ESA. I forget if it was summer or winter 2023 but that ESA that was full of their version of theater kid attention whore segments. Quizzes, Kart racing etc. Stuff that detracts from the runs.So yeah the mass exodus was never a bad thing, it was a cancer purge.
>fucked up the trickgod damnit
>>732556008At least kart games are more fun to watch as a speedrun then normal racing games.
>>732555506BSG are in talks with GDQ for some sort of long-term partnership. They want some more grip in the European scene so they are investing in BSG to be their gateway since the ESA one failed, CoolMatty protected the narrative by striking frame1 in the discord channel when the drama went down that he was talking to them about a “sponsorship”, but what he wanted was to buy out and control ESA>BSG lead left
>Normal people on streamFucking finally>Boring ass racing gameFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hypnoshark has 4 runs this event
>>732556185what is your favorite game to watch someone run anon
>>732556206Thank fucking god
MONEYCASHDOSH
>"that is money">"cash"just like in my killing floor
>>732556185Shut a fuck up mariokart is peak speedkeanu
>>732555796He can't travel overseas anymore as it would kill him.He's not doing well.
>>732556185>Hates trans people>Posts pedophile
money money cash
>buy mario kart for switch>never play it>hook up wii u recently with aroma>buy mario kart wii the actual disc for some reason used for $5>play that version insteadcool story bro
>>732555974It’s funny you mentioned that, the previous security guy Pottoww came to blows with a guy from Serbia who wanted to wear his pepe shirt and masks during a run, and he was told no. It upset him so greatly he ran around the event for an hour complaining to everyone about politics. He eventually snuck something in (or tried) and got a big warning.
>>7325559741. you probably have never been to belgrade or novi sad, there's little gay fuckboys and pierced color-haired bitches everywhere2. not many people here even know what a speedrun is
>>732555843I've seen IDK maniac in his boxers before, be jealous.>>732555828The Americans are gone so now we're safe>>732556172UKSG as well. I believe UKSG and BSG both got hosted by GDQ. There's definitely a partnership going on. Probably because UKSG and BSG aren't growing at the rate they wanted to (to overtake ESA)
>>732555796He streams on gdq online events now
>>732556348>there's little gay fuckboys and pierced color-haired bitches everywhere
iceN is a chad guy
>>732555017I can explain the low donations: Their donation page is a $20 minimum. No more 5 or 10 bucks.
>>732556251saying a prayer for tim
>>732556372The UKSG red stream layout this year kept flashing the big progressive flag, was really weird for a videogame event
metako
>>732556251>jun 12old news. he was part of that other speedrunning event last month. he should be okay
>>732556251If tinytim dies who will tell the young runners about the ZX Spectrum?
>>732556509you have to take the mantle, anon.
>>732556484There are multiple sub-$20 donations on screen right now
>>732556509twospaces
>>732556131>because all the people who left were the people who annoyed meNot all of them, but many, so I kinda felt the same. I still think that for example Pottow, Heinki, Fatzke and Metako are a huge loss, but otherwise I agree with you.>UKSGUKSG was horrible by the way, couldn't take 5 minutes of that shit. It started with a horrible Blingbling Wahoo, trans flag and trans rights everywhere. I can't remember if it always was like this, in my mind UKSG and BSG were kinda similar. But BSG earlier this year was okay, and UKSG was shit, SHIT.>but that ESA that was full of their version of theater kid attention whore segments. Quizzes, Kart racing etc. Stuff that detracts from the runs.I also don't enjoy that stuff, but I think that it is actually okay at ESA due to to two-stream-setup. So you can have one stream with shitposting or long RPG runs, as long as the other one features regular runs.
>>732556219Unironically I would watch any run that's under 30 minutes, no modern gay indie shit and if the runner is a normal human being that has at least some charisma. For example, this run would be interesting if it was 15 minutes. After those 15 minutes it's the same shit for the next hour, how the fuck is that interesting? It puts me to sleep.
>>732556484>Their donation page is a $20 minimum
They cute
always nice when the two runners have a great chemistry between them
Does Funky appear in Bananza? Was DK the only one to get a redesign?
>>732556509TwoSpacesSG
Is chlods the prize for winning the speedrun
>>732556668true frens
bro the chemestrybro the energybro 67bro my experiencebro im having a blast
>>732556131It really is a who's who of the worst people
>>732556737
hah, GAY
>>732556172>>732556372Ooh, that explains why some Anons were so quick to point out that BSG and UKSG would now be the leading european events after the ESA drama went down.
>>732556131Based
>mini-turbothis isn't CTR?
What's your favorite Mario Kart track? Mine's Mario suckit.
>>732556257doc is based altoughbeit
>>732556737who are these losers?
>>732556615I assume you're one of the people who watch the lesser viewed events. How have they all been? I skipped them all as I was burned out on speedruns. Did anyone watch pic related and were there threads?
I'd be extremely grateful if Luna could explain this trick to me.
>>732556615>UKSG was horrible by the way, couldn't take 5 minutes of that shitSame. They would just have a big fag flag show up on screen for no reason.
>>732556963Yes
>>732556615>>732557085>UKSGwere there threads? I checked the catty a few times but there was nothing
>>732556818He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
>>732556509That is when his hitherto unknown brother, Terrible Tom, a cyclopean 9 foot tall monstrosity, emerges and takes up the mantle.
>>732556974GDQ infiltraitors who unironically hijacked BSG and booted everyone out. Not even a schizo theory just fact.
>>732557017It was a one night event and pretty mid, the chubby guy from the couch also came out as trans
>Two runners who I'd actually hang out with and have drinks with.Wow, shocker. Who are yours?
>>732557252just chlods
>>732557174kek
>>732557252Tinytim.
this run is pretty fun kek
>>732556957for me its mario mushroom cock
>>732557252probably EnglishBen and Joshimuz
Need to hold on... Only 1 hour and 30 minutes until good runs...
>>732557017AUS was okay, but I didnt see much, since it wasn't 24/7, so it was only on through yuro nighttime. Since it was only the side event and hosted in Sydney (the original event is hosted elsewhere, forgot where), it felt like there was a whole bunch of different people around, or maybe I just missed the usual ones. BSG started off very well, but then fell a little flat, but overall it was fine.>>732557160Only checked one time at the beginning and didn't see one. Since the beginning was abysmal, I didn't bother checking afterwards. If it continued like it started, you didn't miss anything.>>732557085I was really looking forward to it, imagine my disgust. It seemed like they were trying to prove a point with that first run.
>>7325572521. Skip 2. Go to 4.2. Go to 3.3. Terrible Tom4. Go to 2.
>>732556257>calling someone a pedo based on the accusation of twtich trannie jannies without any proofholy shit, imagine being THIS retarded.
>>732555017I think its a mix of two things>1. Speedrunning is dying, except for niche videos popping off. No event seems to be doing well, not even GDQ anymore. Speedrun reddit seems dead, discord seems dead.>2. There seems to have been a concerted effort this year to take down ESA, spearheaded by BSG but GDQers have been vocal about it too. It seems to have worked and now ESA has a negative reputation in the community.
wtf runescape??
TECH ISSUES
>>732557238This guy?
>>732557407if this isn't just Edenal shitposting I will be disappointed
>>732557252speedrunners are all leftoid fags.Only cool dude I can think of is that russian that is probably banned from all events.
Anyone got a link to the previous thread? Please include it in the OP
A Chapelle Show reference in this climate??
i hate chad speedrunners, this is supposed to be nerd shit
>>732557404didn't he admit to sexting a underage girl?
>>732557306Imagine TinyTim when he's pissed
>getting a 1:30 ad during a runYeah fuck ESA, at least GDQ didn't have this
>>732557504>>732546768
based trick
These levels are all in Mario Kart 8. I feel scammed is that game just a 7 remake?
>>732557561Thanks, missed that one and searched for "previous"
now who would want to hang out with this guy:>>732557487
>>732557367>2 hours of runescape>3 hours of diabetes man playing Kingdom Hearts>5 hours of Mario
>Black in a Flash happening at the same time.Why does GDQ always counter-event? Not just ESA but a lot of speedrun events.
>>732557540His fans will never admit he's a piece of shit pedo.It's like the MAGA crowd with Trump, they're in too deep to admit they were wrong about him.
>>732557621
DO NOT SPEAK WOMAN
>Im a minor>Im calling the FBIstuff if said at gdq youd get banned for life
>>732557627- Petty- Stiffling out competition- So many events that it just happens- "I don't think about you at all"Pick one.
You know these guys got bullied in high school
>>732557683Just like you did?
>>732557540no?
>>732557558I could listen to drunk tinytim telling me all the intricacies Dragon's Lair all night.
>>732557683At least they didnt get diddled by their uncles like you loser.
Business Idea:Speedrun marathon for uncs by uncs
>>732557683I bet you were the kid telling the teacher that they had a gameboy in class.
>>732557683They are just like me fr
>British flag>English flag??
>>732557627I don't care about kingdom hearts, but rebeldragon just might make it watchable, who knows. I'm planning to go to bed during mario galaxy and going to wake up just in time for ____spyro___
>>732555506>>732555719>>732555737>>732556172Its unironically happening too. GDQ never acknowledges other speedrun events and then this happens, and they raid UKSG.
>>732557456Yep that one
>USA flag is synonymous with the trans flag nowWe're 3/3, are there any more amerirunners coming up?
>>732557862Whoops forgot the image. The GDQ euro takeover is real.
>>732557540>>732557654no he didn't.>>732557560get twitch adblockers anon.
Didn't ESA used to have a bunch of people from here running or was that NASA or whatever? How did this event get taken over by GDQ freaks too?
>>732557950>join in on the banter in gdq chat>get banned foreverAaaaaaalright
>>732557560>>732557978Or just watch on Youtube
>>732557950Nick shirley needs to do some investigations.
>>732557989Some runners post in the threads. BSG has more people posting in the threads then the other events.
>>732557950I once tuned in and instaly greeted by fag flag
BIRMINGHAM MENTIONEDIRMINGHAM
>>732558085yeah UKSG was unwatchable this year.
Never forget
>>732558156tall skinny is cute
>>732558156Brings back all the LAN memories.
>>732556845Yeah that didn't happen in the end. While ESA has taken a big blow viewers wise it's still the biggest EU speedrun event. I think the exodus people thought that once they left, the viewership and donos would follow, specifically to BSG or NSG (Cause Lovare's there) and instead what happened in the viewership splintered four ways between BSG, NSG, UKSG and ESA. I don't even know whats going on with NSG these days it seems dead.But I think the lack of catching on and overtaking ESA is what's caused BSG and UKSG to run to GDQ and bend the knee. All for the boost.
Why are speedrunnig events so drama filled I thought autistic people were chill
I'm baking
>look away for a secondWHAT THE FUCK?
>>732558253If only Lovare never entered the RAPE room all of the drama could have been avoided.ignore Edenal and security also being retards
ULTIMATE MEGA GRINGE
>>732557950This is a big deal as GDQ usually react to other speedrun events with visceral hatred, usually GDQ never acknowledging their existence, and then Coolmatty ranting about them and @ing them on social media.
Kino
REV UP THOSE WEBMS
i have crabs
It's become a prawnblem.
KINOOOOOOO
>crustacean nation
>>732557540A thirsty fan messaged him on twitch or something and he just replied normally and didn't flirt back.
>Crabs
>dances>leaves>0 fucks given
holy soul
This is why ESA will always be better than GDQ
>>732558146>the second they partner with GDQ it becomes unwatchableNot surprising.
>>732558286Is that the dude that raises his hand and tries to join in on the conversation? Don't have the webm.
>in a room with your mumGDQ could never have this banter
>>732558085Yeah there was absolute tonal whiplash this year between last UKSG and this UKSG after they got GDQ'd
>>732558484>>732558484>>732558484MIGGY RIGHT NOW
>>732558283The only speedrunners that attend these events are attention whores, money grubbing assholes or political activist. Real speedruns don't leave their house.
Skenmy is their safety guy? Grim.
>>732558593I know a speedrunner that's chill and he was in fact ignored at each attempt to get into gdq events so i think they WANT attention whoring assholes
