Now: Old School RuneScape ($20%)Next: Call of Duty: Black Ops II ZombiesLater: More Call of Duty: Black Ops II Zombies>Stream 2??Dead until Monday!https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732558484
CHOKE
I'm a migger
Plum with fumo cirno fren when?
MIGGY
migged
>All the $20 donations are staff because nobodys donating>Skenmy>Lozzy>Lozzy againGrim
MIggy
>>732566738My Art Hoe Princess...
Who approved a 2 hour Runescape run?
ALL TEH GOOD SHT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
I'm not really watching this run just tabbing in a few times and every time I do, he's in the exact same room. wtf is going on?
I mig
>>732566803failing the same boss over and over again
>mmo speedruns>>>/wsg/6088853
>>732566796Mario Galaxy and... Mario Galaxy?
Honestly, the only reason I watch these events is because I can talk with you frens. If not for these threads I would not bother watching this.There's not many comfy events like this where I can actually talk with my frens here.
Should've made it $10 or $5 and they might actually get some donations.
>>732566738Remember that time Rubie was at ESA
Why can't this host read?
You may not like it but the Horizon Zero Dawn and Ghost of Yotei ones will be kino
Alright, an hour of Terraria until this kusorun is over. I died to a kappa in Nioh so I'm fucking pissed.
guys... I NIGGED instead of MIGGED...
>>732566930same. The threads add to it so much.
what's the appeal
My fave $20% is still the FF14 one where the german was clearly getting on Metako's nerves so we had them switch computers and Metako started fucking up his progress and build. Then we had the furries play instead the German was sperging out because they weren't playing well enough.
>>732566986death penalty honestly
>>732566568
>>732566997The lime juice + the spices.
>>732566986
>>73256693120 is quite steep, stupid decision to set the bar that high.>>732566930Same, rarely watching runs alone.
If you hold your mouse like this then may god have mercy on your soul.
>>732566930i like to keep these events and threads on while i do other stuff throughout the day it's chill
>>732566738She specializes in rimjob and rimjob accessories
Tell em to bring out the lobster
I miss prizemommy ;_;
>>732567069i hold my penis like this
>>732566931>>732567067They've milked about $200 dollars out of it so farIt's not performing too badly
>>732567121
>We went from getting prizemommy to do squats to this$20% is dead
>>732566731ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
>>732566997eurobro who's tried the blue ones for the first time here, they tasted like absolute shit at first but grew on me but the blue 40 tongue and fingers are annoying, wouldn't go for them again tho
>>732567069wtf
>They've resorted to anonymous $20 donations because its embarassing that its just Skenmy and Lozzy donating
>>732567121I migged>>732566986I demand a chocolate Plum image for this scenario
>>732566997ypipo don't season dey goyfeed
Fairies Story 3 is next
I like the fact that:>1. Their incentives are really reasonable like $500 - $1000 and not $50k>2. They also have goal incentives like the sailing showcase you don't put towards the incentive once the goal hits $3500 its unlocked.It just think its nice to see reasonable goals.
>>732567157Would be much more probably if it was a bit lower.
>>732567157Usually $20% brings in the bank and it was awkward that first half hour when nobody was donating. Also a lot of them seem to be Skenmy its like they panicked and asked him to.
>>732566930Yeah, feels like a NORF pub where the stream in on the teli, 'avin a pint with the lads
Our run is up next, wish us luck!
Troon event
>>732567216The result of a $20 bit of mischief
>audience completly fucking absentgrim
>>732567469soul
>>732567043ATLAS HIMSELF
>>732567478GDQ is over bro
So since GDQ stole the Mario relay race, when do you think they'll steal the $20%
>>732566475This ESA had the weakest submissions of any event in recent memory, they had to actually reach out to people to get a few extra runs in, I would've preferred if they'd just cut stream 2 because there's some real garbage in here.>>732566718Attending has also gotten a lot more expensive, the deal they have with the hotel nowadays is much worse than in the past. A solo room at the event hotel is something like 20% more expensive than it was two years ago. Not to mention the fact that the ticket price rises about 10€ per year seemingly.I think all of this contributes to the fact that there are way fewer people this time around, that's also the reason they moved the Stream 1 room to one of the rooms to one next to Stream 2, picrel
>>732567474Good luck and prayers go out to the npc drivers.
i just had a black screen during nioh3. computer crashed - all fans went to 100%
>>732567478Plum event
>>732567474
WHEN IS MOOMINGAME
I think what isn't helping this run is that its hard to think of ideas as to what to tell them to do. I don't know Runescape very well and it also seems judging by people from here, those that do still don't really have any ideas for what he should do.
>>732567565I heard an anon say that language barrier is also an issue cause you gotta find english speaking runners, what if they just got some translators for non english speakers to rack up more runners?
>>732567510is that spyro 4? the game is shit, but why was the run bad?
>>732567565who wants to meet in the triple piss closet for a piss off
>>732567669went overtime
>>732567469CAM ON SHE MENSSCORE SOME FACKING POINTS
>>732567510>less than 25 votes each time until mario kart>GDQ gets like 50 - 100Grim. But maybe its because nobody knew ESA was on and the Mario Kart vote means its gonna pick up? Thats my cope.
>>732567774A lot of people went to sleep the second that Prince Peach came on
>>732567510Mario Kart Wii was 3 mins over estimate btw. Estimate was 1 hour 15 and the time was 1 hour 18.
>>732567774Literally half the thread being votes is pure fucking cancer.
>>732567565Can't they just go back to hiring a random school gym or contact SVEROK about being able to rent some place for basically free.
>>732567852nagger
>>732567474God what a dogshit run and a waste of fucking time.
I would rather go back to the GDQ trannies than continue to watch this OSRS run
>>732567510Looks like I haven't missed much, but there isn't much shit red runs either which is nice,
>>732567774>muh ratingsFuck ratings.
>>732567774esa threads are always much fewer anons than gdq.
>>732567901Redditor tourist exposed.
I finished a Jump King map during this run.
>it's reals-should I..?
>>732568016Is it like a hand puppet haha?
>>732567916i would rather geoguessr
>>732567916now lets not get to crazy bro
>>732567916no, you wouldn't
>>732568016are you an adult who enjoys pleasuring himself? then i think you should..
>>732567943I feel like we see this song and dance all the time, anons hype up ESA in GDQ threads and then people come in expecting a different vibe than what they get
>>732568016do it for her
>>732568068>>732568112I would only accept a new GDQ run if fae is there
>>732567565>I would've preferred if they'd just cut stream 2The thing is people would have a shit fit if that happened, like that one year they did that.
>>732567720Not funny lad, me mum used to work at siemens
>>732568016Only if you do what should have been done with her years ago, bury her and let the meme go.
>>732567897Honestly? I doubt they really can, I think most of the attendees have gotten used to it being hosted in a fancy hotel conference area. You might get some poors who can justify going if they do that and bring back mass housing but I'm not sure if it would be worth it desu
>>732567565Damn thats a massive board game space. Also where's stream 3's room?
>Sunday evening>people just have a few hours before the dreaded Sunday sleep into work>ESA is finally on>there's a 2h runescape runI feel sorry for all the wagies...
>>732567992Based
>>732568132>vibeYeah, you aren't welcome here.
>>732568224In null space
>>732568016Only if you do what should have been done with her years ago, be the first one in the world to cum in Plum.
>>732568141vile and repulsive. almost made me choke up my breakfast
>>732568226i going to the graveyard shift in 2 hours. at least i'm alone and can blast this shit on full volume
>>732567565>>732568152I've felt like they've wanted to get rid of Stream 2 for a while, or see it as a nuiscance, especially after Metako left, their care for it plummeted and now its just neglected and left to rot, stuffed full of everyone else's runs that weren't good enough. But its so engrained part of ESA culture now that if they ever get rid of it there'd be such negative backlash.
>>732567694It's on.
>>732568236Its a legitimate use of the word you stupid retard
>>732568258What's on the menu, anon?
>>732567565Does anyone remember the NOT A ROOM room?
>>732568359plum
Jesus this is boring.I guess anyone would look bad in comparison to the Mariokart section but Jesus...
>>732568282they did get rid of it for one or two events, right after the great schizm of malmö
>CoD zombies afterIf it wasn't for that, I'd literally be asleep right now.
>>732568282All they need to do is schedule appropriately, long drawn out games on 1? Short snappy runs on 2, short snappy games on 1? A long relaxed RPG on 2They're completely missing the point if they don't at least try to leverage this benefit
>>732567169what a beak
>>732567617This is abhorrent
>>732568490same
making the ESL guy rhyme is just evil
>>732568354There is no such thing as a legitimate use of ebonics, you negrified zoomer dipshit.
>>732568578Are you an ESL lol
>>732568221Doesn't it cost a lot to hire all the hotel space for over a week?Think it would be a lot better to just rent a random building or something and setup the event there.I used to do that a lot with my association back in the days, for vidya/board/card-games and LARP events
>>732568495ChatGPT schedule please understand
>>732568016I know that no one ever wins the GDQ prizes (scam) but has anyone ever won a ESA prize, like proof that some random on social media showing off what they won for reddit points or whatever?
>>732568631Are you a nigger lol
>>732568495Stream 1 should be runs under half an hour, everything else should go on Stream 2.
>>732567774No tranny runners so far, so tourist aren't interested.
>>732568507
>>732568578"Vibes" as a term is an evolution of the notion of "Good Vibrations" a term popularisewd by the Beach Boyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HUI entreat you to argue that the embodiment of white boy summer were negrified
>>732568735there have been 3 but all americans funnily enough
>>732568578cope, famalam
>>732568735>No tranny runners so farAmerican women are so gross that we sometimes mistake them for trans women, sorry.
>>732568695So, how many of the around 300 runs on stream one are you going to run?
>>732568770So yes.
>>732568745i>>732567617dgi, what exactly are they doing?
>>732568735>he didn't see the princesss peach run
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768737528834324.webm
>>732568883unironically thought it was one of those guys crossdressing as her as a joke until i saw the pronouns
>>732568687https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vibeSilly anon
>>732568569It's probably the French, they want to take back Amsterdam
>>732568930>(((merriam webster)))
>>732568830Nigga, not my problem they can't organize shit. Who in their right mind would schedule a 4 hour pokemon run, ON THE FIRST DAY, ON STREAM 1
>>732569005You need to simmer down friendo
>>732569005https://www.oed.com/dictionary/vibe_n
What's the point of pronouns if everyone picks he or she?
>>732569073You need to go back to plebbit.
WHY WON'T THIS STUPID UNFUNNY HIGH PITCHED CUNT SHUT THE FUCK UPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGREETINGS FROM KHAZAKSTAN
>>732567852No one god damn cares
>>732568132>>732568735Day 1s of smaller events are always funny to me because a lot of people come into the thread going:>Any trannies?>Does this event have trannies?>WHERE TROONS?>Troon count so far?>Is that a biofem or a tranny?>Woah the entire couch and runner are all just guys?>No Trannies????>This is boring, I'm outIt really tells you what people on /v/ actually watch these events for. The amount of people who actually care about speedruns on /v/ is pretty low.
>>732569106if you don't cater to the 1% that makes you the bigot (BIg faGOT)
>>732569025It was a comfy run and prompted Marnieposting, though
>>732569123You're embarrassing yourself because you schizoed out over a legitimate use of a word, take a deep breath and go read a dictionary
>>732569201You clearly do, replied-because-exposed fucktard.
>>732569205Well yeah the funniest part of 2026 AGDQ was the trannies and then the runner shitting his pants in the middle of a run.
Ok now the donations are finally picking up. Thought it'd be an awkward run where nobody donates. I think someone needed to get the ball rolling.
>>732569237fr fr no cap digging the vibes in here
>>732569205>The amount of people who actually care about speedruns on /v/ is pretty low.Most people are here because >>732566930
>>732569354Cheer up nonny
>>732569163What is wrong with her voice though?>inb4 brittishNo it's not that, is it her regional accent or something, not all British accents sound this wrong, hers does.
>>732569326>and then the runner shitting his pants in the middle of a run.Damn, maybe I did miss out on the fun.
>>732569436sheeeeesh blud be vibin
They really picked the worst run for this $20%
>>732569507Mindbroken lmao
>>732569326>runner shitting his pantsFr?
>>732569547Nigger lmao
Crowd cams used to be the best part about these events, that's where the majority of the memes and memories watching these events came from.
>>732569512The worst part is it's primetime so they'll just ignore donations that would take too long.Imagine him needing to go and do One Small Favour in the middle of the run.
>>732569326Shitting your pants is based if you're in some 8+ hour long run desu.
Why does the donation reader sound scared?
>>732569484It's not even the accent that I mind, it's the forced "funny" comments every 5 seconds while the runner is trying to talk
>>732569205It's the same as 90% of modern /v/. "People" come on here to bitch, they don't actually like video games.
This run has just not worked.
>>732569570
>>732569748She's got a british woman warble and she keeps stuttering/stumbling through ther readsHopefully she can loosen up a little
So is the guy even close to finishing?
>>732569631$20% should only be for stream 2 imo
>>732569816>shartman
>>732569816Still sad he made it, would've been 100000x funnier if he actually shat his pants
>>732569869No but i sure am
>>732569816which run was this I don't remember this happening
>>732569620Both GDQ and ESA are embarrassed to use them now because of how empty they are.
>>732569942final fantasy tactics
>>732569816Now that I think about it I'm surprised shit like this doesn't happen more often considering some runs are more than three hours long.
>>732569816>puts the "pee" in speedrun
>>732569938Are you at least gooning to Plum?
>No real idea whats going on>Same room over and over>Nobody's donation except some pity staff donations>Low energy runner which doesn't work for $20%Yeah best call this a bust and not do it again
>>732570034They should#ve brought her back for a $20%.
this whole thing + probably gonna overestimate
Just woke up, any runs coming up?
>a run so boring and shit it halved the already record-low viewer countSad! But funny!
>>732569816>shit self>leaveperfectly sums up GDQ and my feelings about it
>>732570130Nah events over
>>73257013012 bananas 50€% EST. 04:50:00
>2 hour goon session>Time it perfectly so I'm done with the cleanup in time for CoD zombies>Run goes over estimateFUCK, I already splooged what am I going to do now?
>>732570034Again, not to be a parrot, but WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! How can you fuck up this bad?>Alright so we have this dude playing OSRS out of all games>There is 0 comedy potential in this whole situation>I know! Let's add $20 meme donation incentive!
IM A HEADBANGA
>>732570214Putting a timer on your wank session is psychotic
>>732570171kek true
>>732570214Fix a drink or a snack. Funny thing is, I did the same thing.
>>732570214Think about Plum
>>732570214Bonus incentive run: Quick nut any%
>>732570170What made it grim is that since it was $20% they meant for it to incentivise more donations only to get less.
Rate the run
Wait what was the RS run? I'll watch the VoD later but no way you can reach the red prison from tutorial island in 2 hours right?
>>732570317Bonus incentive run: Lovesense prostate stimulation finish before finishing
>>732570310he was just done gooning!
>>732570239They probably thought Runescape would bring in the nostalgic crowd or something
>>732570338D for didn't watch most of it.
>>732570338D
>>732570338F
>>732567595rip
>>732570338B, boring but not as bad as it could've been
>>732570338It ended?
>>732570338D-Boring. Like, really boring.
>>732570214This sounds bad for your cardiovascular system.
>>732570338Zdid guy show up yet or is he dead?
>>732570356Exactly
>>732570351I have clue about RS, but he did not start from scratch
More like runegay
Seeing old school runescape makes me happy that I grew up with world of warcraft instead
>>732570338C+Not bad, the game itself was incredibly dry but some of the donation switchups were amusing
What's the appeal of Runescape when you could be playing Diablo or Path of Exile instead?
>>732570589Game for ancient gamers (30+) to calm down with before going to bed.
>>732570589Low attention game, you can literally play it and do anything else on the side and not miss much, unlike with diablo or PoE
>>732570551World of Warcraft? More like World of Homocraft
TRAITOR
>>732570589i think for south americans it's making money scamming kids or other south africans, idk if you can do that in diablo or poe
>>732570686DAYUM
>>732570689
>>732570551I grew up on Warcraft 3 custom games
>>732570551WoW had its own problems though.Mostly blizzard is fucking incompetent retards.
>>732570589I like seeing people suffering through some RS challenge for YT views I then pipe and not give them a single cent. There is one dude who spent 2.5 years in the same place to reach one meaningless goal before moving somewhere else.
>>732570689and fuck you too!
>>732570689Desegregation ends with the speedrunners.
>>732570689Yeah they sold their soul to satan just to take down ESA and are now in bed with the enemy.
>>732570338C
Hear me out...>A speedrun marathon event.>Exclusively for H-gamesStreamed on any porn site that allows livestreaming
>>732570689how the fuck has the racially segregated gdq brought in more money than ESA lol that's grim
I'm glad it's over. Time for runs.
>>732570338Z
I thought the ESA organizers got cancelled?
>>732570689Yato, fix your wall
>>732570975No charity would want to be associated with that.
>>732570975Be the change you wish to see in the world anon.
>>73257098410 THOUSAND DOLLARS FORM THE YETEE
>>732570975Easy million dollars in the first day
>>732570913That fucking flag was so distracting due to how goddamn bright it is compared to the rest of the display.I tried to watch the opening run then ditched.
>>732570975>24h run of sissy life sim v0.00123a
>>732570913
>>732571067aids awareness laundering scheme, lovesense and bad dragon sponsor, you just don't see the vision
>>732571076I wonder if GDQ told them they have to
>>732566568Is this thing full of troons like AGDQ?
>>732570975WEG block and Goblina block have too much overlap, they should just be merged
>>732571067charity?
>>732571167only 3 so far, all americans
>>732571072I foresee>too busy fapping to donate>0 dollars all day
>>732571167Might as well add a FAQ in the OP at this point
>>732571182speaking of. is there a nobeta or onirism run?
>>732570984Furries and troons have high paying jobsChuds are all broke NEETs
>>732571167>>732569205
>>732571218That's 3 above my tolerance threshold.
>>732571265ESAchuds... he got us...
>>732570984well for me it was either donate or buy a plum plush so i made the right choice.
>>732571167You tell me saar do they look like all troonies, or just like goonies?
haha does anyone see that funny meme goosebert in the background
>>732571396you mean the scot on the right?
>>732571248childlover69 tried to sneak them in along with a Hat in Time run, but the scheduling committe got wind
>>732569816The funniest thing about this is you see his entire thought process at the beginning>about to put the controller down>looks around>"I can't just leave">grabs controller again>stomach gurgles>shakes head>"Yeah I'm about to shit myself">fumbles taking off headset>makes up excuse on why he has to leave and runs off
>>732571396No I'm busy looking at Plum in the front and center where she belongs
>>732571265im a chud and i have a high paying job
>>732571396Who? Is he behind plum?
>>732571067Sincere question, if you do a big donation event in Twitch do you need to have a charity involved? Could you just split the money between runners and the event? (Letting everyone know this isn't a charity event ahead of time of course). Or is it illegal/a logistic nightmare?
oh shit an actual run.
I wonder what that one anon's run is gonna be
>>732571396>Goosebert in the background>Plum in the frontIt's over, Plum won.
>>732571280Then in all seriousness you shouldn’t even bother trying to watch any speedrun event ever again. It’s been infiltrated at every level and is decidedly “theirs” now - the best you can get is events like this where the trannies are less obvious.
when is the mindseye run
>italian they/themthat's very fucking rare unless it's just a woman larping, that's less rare here
>script running to bias RNGfake run
>>732571489>That time Edenal got butthurt that Plum merch was selling more than Goosebert merch so he ran a poll "Who is better Plum or Goosebert?" and Plum won
>>732571497>this is fine
>Nazi zombiesstream banned in Germany
>>732571274I'm a simple man, if there's a troon i refuse to watch.
>>732571589>Plum wonas she should.
>removing RNGGAY
>>732571265I'm a rich NEET
Richtofen my beloved
>>732571572Eris is a guy and usually does pretty good commentary. Did the modern warfare 2 anime mod run last time.
>kingdom hearts bs run in a few hoursok could be kino>by RebelDragon95oh shit it's europe's fattest man himself again. any guesses how many pounds he has gained since last time?
>>732571673get that traitor outta here
>>732571739My bad didn't mean to shit on a Paesano like that, absolutely thought he'd be a frocio in drag or something
>>732571673>Oy vey...
>>73257174120 bucks say he lost weight
>>732571741he made a deal with the devil. The fatter he gets the better at speedrunning he becomes.
>>732571741he's gonna walk in looking like an olympian look directly at the camera and doxx you just you wait
What does "(patched)" mean?
>>732563043Try 80%. Doritos went from $4.29/11.75oz to $6.29/9.25oz. That's 36.5c/oz to 68c/oz, an increase of 86.2%.To put this in perspective, this means that the dorito pope's portrait has gone from $24 to $45 worth of Dew and Do's.
>>732571946(rigged)
>>732571946been patched
>>732571741
How do you speedrun zombles? Isn't it PvE until you die?
This shit any good this year or are they still spamming ads every 10 minutes?
>>732571946what does "origins easter egg" mean?
>>732571984Aura
>playing with godmodeboooooooo
>>732571984I swear he gets bigger each time someone posts this
>normally this would be game over but I cheatedWhat the fuck?
>>732571990>he sees adsDon't make me say it.
>>732571990if you can't figure out how to avoid ads then i don't know what to tell you
>>732571990no ads on jewtube
>>732571990just watch on youtube for easy ad blocking.
>>732571946what do they mean "black ops" is it a racial thing or something?
>>732572052I still get "commercial break" with mpv on twitch. Thankfully they're doing live YT now though so it's incredibly reliable. Fuck twitch and retarded apologists like you.
>>732572095Yes all the ops are black
>script also makes me invincible Alright I can understand fixing the RNG to make it possible at a marathon but this is just retarded.
>>732571990If you're too dumb to get around ads it's on youtube
>>732571946Means that there is no competition
>>732566568UUUUOOOOOHHHHH KANNI
killing nazi chuds, SSS run
>>732572095
>>732572131This. I turned it off. I'll watch whatever is after.
>>732572157they're ww1 zombies THOUGH
>>732572140>retarded modded and cheating>no competitionriveting
>>732572140The runner is 5th on unpatched THOUGH
>>732572143
>>732571741OzempicDragon debut
>>732572072>>732572074>>732572139So this is the reason why fewer people are watching the stream compared to other years
>>732572268And part 2
Wait, why did he even get jug if he's invincible?
>>732572131Permadeath runs always fuck the schedule pretty hard, either because they lose halfway through or because they die early and have to restart it all.There's never a way to win those and I get why they had to cover that for marathon safety, but at the same time it kinda keeps you out of feeling invested into it because there's no consequences for losing.I'm just coping by telling myself this is a showcase of a risky speedrun I've never seen before, but I can understand if anyone else gets turned off by it.
>>732572371i assume going down will still remove all his perks
>>732567774I completely forgot ESA was on and just happened to stumble on the thread
Metako. Metako. Is Metako there yet? I NEED Metako
>>732572384noita run when
>godmode+RNG hacked>still chokes
>>732571976I bag of fucking corn going 80% up... People say that money doesn't grow on threes, BUT THIS SHIT LITERALLY GROWS IN THE FUCKING DIRT
>ICE staffI'm literally yikesing sisters...
>>732572480Dunno, but one madlad did speedrun NetHack and actually won. That's one of the unsafest games you can have on a marathon and he did it, God bless his soul.
>>732572556>money doesn't grow on trees>money is made of paper>paper is just ground treesergo: money does grow on trees
>>732572685You know too much. They're coming.
Why is the audience cam so bad
>>732572732no fun allowed
This is actually a Multiplayer game right? I gave up on COD long ago
>>732572732what the fuck do you need to see them for
>>732572809Zombies is more fun with people, but still enjoyable solo. Though iirc the Origins EE is the only one in BO2 that can be completed 100% solo
Are these runs really boring or do I just no longer find speedruns fun?
>>732572839It's fun to see the different kinds of people who go to these events, and sometimes you see cuties in the audience
>>732572946both
>>732572946runs without a banter couch are more often boring than not
>>732572946well a speedrun with a patch that removes rng and makes the runner invincible is kinda boring.
>>732572946It's the lack of trannies to laugh at for me
>>732573012also inconsequential run cause he just patched the game to not be able to die and fixed rng
>>732572781
>>732572839For stuff like this.
>the early 2010s when nazi zombies were trendyI miss this time
>>732572987
>>732573116
>>732573116I always feel so sorry for this guy. He just wants to show off frankerz and gets told to fuck off by staff.
>>732572556To be fair, they go up because they keep getting taxed over and over. They also need to increase the salary of their staff year after year while keeping their margins the same as before or better while also not increasing them too much so they can be in line with their competitors.It's a fine balancing act that we only get to see a glimpse of once every decade, when we remember "hey, everything used to be less expensive" while at the same time forgetting we used to be paid less too.Not saying the economy is in a good state right now by the way, far from it.
>>732573116>>732573193>>732573204very funny, now let me see your papers
>>732573116wha 'appen, did they kick them out or something?
Did Respawn work on BlOps 2 Zombies? That teleporting animation feels an awful lot like using the teleporters in Apex Legends, both graphics and audio wise.
>>732573250You can't interact with chat on crowd cam or something like that
>>732572946see >>732573023>well a speedrun with a patch that removes rng and makes the runner invincible is kinda boring.Also they have been super low energy even though it's not the middle of the night or something. I don't need random screaming like covert muffin, but showing some passion in your commentary is part of entertaining people via speedrunning, especially if they don't know the game
>>732573116why does he have a dog around his neck
I have the stream on my second monitor and I keep getting ocular jumpscares because I glance over and for a split second the dude looks like Joseph Seed
>>732573293fucking autists man
>when you forgot to twerk at the frozen tombstone 3 times and the zabloork door is locked
>>732573317are you saying you're not having a dog around your neck like a total loser?
>>732573331Not every white guy with a pointy beard and a ponytail is Joseph Sneed
>>732573293
when are the good runs
>>732573293Me when I was 10 deliberately making my arm fall asleep because I thought the fuzzy feeling was what it felt like to Rasengan.
>>732573506
>>732573506nice
>>732573506heh
AND THEN THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD CAME DOWN CRASHING ON ME
>2 runs of this shit
>>732573516Stream 2. Tomorrow. Be there or be gay.
is the kinodragon run next?
>>732573639>mfw I'm gay and I'll be there
>>732573656Quake first
>wasting Saturday and Sunday euro primetime on this boring shaitwhy?
does anyone have the 'Man in a silk dress' webm from gdq?
Why did they decide to cut the game audio? Run sounds absolutely dead.
>>732573725
I keep thinking this game and run look like the coolest shit, then double taking that it's a CoD game
>>732573719First weekend of ESA is always the party and orgies. Marathon actually starts on monday.
>>732573317Then why even pan over the crowd? Just to make them avoid looking at the camera and force them look even more awkward? They really dont need help with that
>>732573767did the negro get banned too
>>732573767>Guys on the couch laughingBAN THEM
>>732573745In the audience. You guys can't hear the game audio? Yeah you're getting fucked over, this runner is banking on game audio filling in the gaps
>>732573795mods are fags in every situation
>>732573639stream 2 maximum comfy>>732573692like a girl gay or gay gay?
>>732573226I get what you're saying and I understand that it's not as cut and dry as I said. I just find it baffling that transportation, storage, manpower etc., take so much space in the pie chart. The same thing when I realized that hospitals and healthcare cost so much not because they have to pay the doctors and the medical equipement, but rather the utility bill, the whole bureaucracy process etc.
>>732573886i like (You) gay, no homo
CHOKING
>>732574008I-I love you too anon
When did these events stop showing the release date of the games? Now both GDQ and ESA don't show it anywhere
This is just sad
>>732573778The CoD Zombie games have always been "what if we took the core of CoD and built a fun game around it". Maybe not so much the later entries.
>>732574198uh oh stinky
My run's up next, wish me luck, guys!
Damn, these CoD Zombies easter eggs got fucking stupid, huh.
>>732574327good luck
>>732574327
the only CoD game I've ever played is black ops
I never played COD past united offensive, but I feel like if I had played the zombies modes I would've understood the hype
>>732572345What's the deal with the giant turd at the bottom of that crab?
Oof, it gets worse and worse. D at bst.
>choking at the end of a 50 minute run because of RNGBRO
Oh god, its a disaster
nice
the last good CoD was world at war.
>hacks RNG>RNG is still bad
so why is there no ingame sound?
>hack game>it breaks
headbanger in the background
>>732574392that said, I've played multiple medal of honor games. I think they're more comfy
>>732574552did you mute the stream?
FUCKING DNF EVEN
The "please don't have a panic attack" reassurance and claps...
CHEATING CHEATING CHEATING
>cheating even more
SOLID F run
>>732574552It's just very quiet, so you either put up with no in game sounds, or some swedish asmr.
>>732574552anon just became deaf
Holy shit he is hacking into the ESA mainframe, somebody STOP HIM!
>rigs the RNG>makes self invincible>still has to load a practice save to finishIncredible
I missed it, what happened?
what a scumbag eh
>>732574639No, That's where all the official Plum lewds are. LET HIM IN
>>732574683You haven't missed anything
>>732574683IT'S OVER
end this shit
>>732574683For some reason (probably because of mods or just messing up), something that was supposed to happen didn't happen and softlocked the run
this nigga
>even the even more cheated version doesnt work
wait, there were big mecha robots in 1918 france?how come did we lose this technology?
it's like being first in a race and crashing 100 meters before the finish line
>>732574719Don't lewd Plum, or else...
>>732574782jews
LOOK AT THE FUCKING TIME
>>732574782It just happens. Kinda like how Nasa forgot how to get to the moon.
>>732574785Its more like being roided as fuck and going to a special olymics race and falling 100 meters from the goal (the race is 100 meters)
>>732574819so Hitler was right after all...
are they seriously running the same run again after but in coop..?
>>732574867it's closer to playing a modded game with cheats on and somehow still going over estimate
It's over...
>>732574782because of WOKE
>>732574867also, no competitors so you win by default after an hour of holding your knee like peter griffin
>>732574924maybe this time his shitscript work, lmao
owari da....
oh my fucking god this guy...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>how are we doing for time...
THE FIRST DNF
I think this legit might be one of the worst runs I have ever watched
LOL Deserved for cheating the run so much
what is the lowerst rating you can give a run? I want to give it that
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER!
>mercy kills himself out of embarrassmentCringe Kino ending
>5 hour Mario Galaxy run tonightI might have to stay up
I'm not really a stickler who thinks that we MUST adhere to the estimate and that anything over is immediately ZZZ, but this run was pretty wack. I did homework instead of watching this
uhh...rate Blops 2 Zombi (Did Not Finish) I guess?
>yeah we are behindOof
What a run, I wonder if it's another case of the hardware/software setup irreversibly fucking with his RNG like in Hitman
>>732575095ZZZRAINWRECK
>>732575057if you don't know then you don't need that kind of power
>they/them>erisayo?
>total failure>run it back
>>732575068IT'S NOT OVER! HE'LL BE BACK>>732575094>homeworkh-how old are you?
>next up>the same thing
>>732575095ZZZ. ZZZZ even
>>732575095F
At least they aren't pretending it wasn't a clusterfuck
>>732575095C
>>732575095Z for zombie
I sure hope he immediately gets a chance fore redemption with the next run, if Eris can save the vibes.>>732575095F
>>732575095Z
>>732575095ZZZ- DNF, overestimate, cheatingAbsolute garbage and should be banned from running in future events
>>73257514625 baby, in the prime of my life... haha
>>732575095Dante Must Sleep
>>732575095ZZZ never let a Swede run again
>>732575095F this is not worthy of a ZZZ
>>732575146You realize people in college have to do homework too, right
>>732575095ZZZ
>>732575231just get AI to do it
>>732575201I missed it! How was he cheating? What happened?
>>732575231I've never had homework in Uni.
>>732575095Z.
>>732575324he looked up a playthrough on YT and sped it up 2x
>>732573226That would make sense except they just dropped the price to $5.29/9.25oz this week. AI isn't picking the corn and driving the trucks, they must have just figured out that people can't afford their overpriced crap.Pepsico's YOY profit went from $38bn to over $50bn over the last 5 years, they aren't paying anyone more, they're charging the highest price they can and keeping the money. The coof showed what people were willing to pay if they had to and that's the price that stuck. It's really that simple. Supply side economics doesn't work, prices don't go down unless the product stops selling. >>732575330University of Phoenix doesn't count.
>>732573994Yeah, bureaucracy is what fucks everyone over. I honestly wish something happens with all the Epstein files bullshit so we can move into a different administration, this one ain't helping anyone but the military complex, Israel and themselves. I don't care about left or right shit, I just want to not pay 50 dollars for a bag of Doritos to watch a speedrunning marathon.
At least show the audience during the intermission
>>732575324Patched game to fix RNG and make him invincible. But the RNG still fucked him in the end lol.
cod hasnt started yet? I'm just in time it seems
>>732575372What audience?
>>732575364Coco's cocos!
>>732575364Coco's cocos
>>732575372we're the only audience
Oh my god I thought the next Zombies run was a 5 minutes long showcase not another full 55 minute run
>>732575436>>732575452
So anons when is Dogwater?
>>732574782We still have them
I stayed up for this... I hope the next one is decent at least
>>732575095ZZZ-
>>732575364break a finger
>10 minutes of setup for the exact same gameDid he go cry in the bathroom after that run or what
why does it take so long to set up the same fucking game
>more bloopsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
truly the ultimate punishment for the DNF run is to literally do it all over again co-op
>>732575371>I don't care about left or right shit, I just want to not pay 50 dollars for a bag of Doritos to watch a speedrunning marathon.You and me both, it's the vocal retards that are the problem. This is all due to revoking the "Darwin Award". Nixon got canned for a bug, for a fucking BUG. Compared that to the post-coof era and I don't know what to tell you. It's not just America, Europe is going full retard wanting to start WW3 with Russia, WHILE SIDING WITH CHINA. Clown world.
>>732573767GDQ censored this part of the game the next time it was run
>>732575654>>732575656Just let him take a breather you fucking wankers
>>732575095ZZZZZZ
>>732575095A run like this deserves nothing better than a Z
>>732575715The Hirexen Experience
>>732575364
>>732575807very based
>>732575715Absolute humiliation ritual...
>>732575715But why are we the audience getting punished?
>>732575807I wish I was anon :(
>>732575763>A run
Tranzit instantly transports me back to high school and playing it all night with friends
GIVE IT UP FOR ANOTHER HOUR OF NON BINARY ITALIAN AND SWEDKEK
This is starting already much better
i thought anon was running now... wtf is this
Is the Italian a refugee or indentarian
>>732575095I'm doin' him an F
I THOUGHT THE ZOMBIE RUN WAS OVER
Watching someone on youtube explain this easter egg was confusing enough, there's no way to follow what's happening on a split-screen like this
>>732575925You just found out anon's identity
>>732575925Maybe he is...
>>732575990read the schedule retard
>>732575990it's zombies all the way down.
>>732575990It went so well they decided to do another one :)
>>732575990It came back... wrong
Was that a Mario coin sound? What's up with that?
>>732576129MEDS
>>732576129shizo
>>732576129What the fuck are you talking about?
>>732576129Anon are you seeing things as well?
>>732576129How's biz going?
>>732576129huh?
schizo coin sound anon is back
>>732576129What? Turn off your Nintendo.
>>732575990Every hour until you like it
>>732576129wtf you talking about?
>>732576129you might be on the wrong stream, mario isn't on right now
I think I'm going to have a wank
>>732576129I'm in your walls ... Bing bing wahoo!
>already having problems with the RNG
Tune in to GDQ soon to watch the niggest of niggas Riekelt and Captain Awesome run some games!
>>732576416
Even if the first run was fucking great, there is no way they should've scheduled another one right after.
>>732576458oh the negro event is going on as well
>>732576482And by "was", I mean "would have been".
Call of Duty is boring.
>>732576482They did the same with with Mario Kart Wii, like 3 hours of Mario Kart Wii because they did 3 different versions
>>732576527what's your favorite game to watch people run
>>732576513it's the seperate but equal event.
>>732576321this but with my plum plushlight
>>732576563segregation is the way forward
>>732576559Call of Duty
>>732576559Obscure snes platformers.
>>732576590radical
>>732576482>>732576540ChatGPT schedule please understand
>>732576559I enjoy Jedi Knight II and Academy, Quake, and Hitman Blood Money. I may be biased as they're three of my all time favorite games, but also I think they make for fun and fast runs.
>we do have scripts that make them finishableANOTHERCHEATEDRUN
>>732576559whatever obscure shit tiny tim plays
>>732576589Let's speedrun desegregation!
>>732576669good taste. those are some of my favorite runs as well. I like Blood Money because its punishing
>Plum bodypillow already sold outfuckk...
>>732576559Hitman
>>732576710>tfw no Tinytim Dizzy runs
did ESA gain the rights to plum or something? I thought she was just there the one time to shill her game
>>732576765you snooze you lose
BAKE or DIE
>3 hours of kingdom hearts super duper extra 3.1 rev5 version 0.32a HD (sd patch)Holy shit
Man this is a disaster
I hope you guys cant hear the game audio too well. We can but it means I also hear the insufferable millennial writing dialogue from the characters
>>732576559Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean 100%
>>732576845>>732576845>>732576845
>>732576838either that or they just took her because what are those fuckers gonna do about it?
>>732576838I think their game company went bankrupt so it's not like they can sue
Do they actually do some attempts later on or is it just runners easing people into the strategies and meta?
>>732576838Just TAKE IT
>>732571038Buy me a house and I'll think about it :3 (which is why I'm not at ESA rn, summer may be on the radar)
>>732577157good run. hope to see you there bro
