Now: Call of Duty: Black Ops II ZombiesNext: Quake 64Later: Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep Final Mix HD>Stream 2??Dead until Monday!https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732566568
CUMINPLUM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IF I SEE YOU HOOLIGANS MIGGING AROUND HERE ONE MORE TIME, IM GETTING MY SHOTGUN
if you are at ESA meet me in the secret plum room if you want some plum on plum action
migged
miggers
MIGGGY
>>732577000but rubbing your plums together is gay
>All these long runs, followed by multiple categories of the same game in a row, ran by the same peopleThey're really lacking the runners this year huh? They've never done this before we they accept multiple categories and do it back to back, and they're all long
>>732576845I'm in
>>732577000There is no secret plum room.
miggy
>>732577194ESA has no troons, you're thinking of GDQ
>>732576967
I put plum in my cart
>>732577257there were two earlier today, imported from outside of the EU of course
I am become Mig, mover of threads
>>732577293the side shave looks really bad and ugly on her
>>732577257We got about 3 in a ~100-man event some might not be fags about it tho
Those two guys really are in sync!
It's all going to shit again
Have any Plums been delivered yet this marathon?
IM A HEADBANGA
>>732577594
>>732577594My wife Plum delivered my daughter Plum
>Italian>they/themwtf I thought pastabros were chuds?
Rigga and CaptainBlacksome are up on GDQ
>>732577572Why is Plum UOHing?
What are you going to play during the 3 hour kingdom fart run?
>>732577721my niggas
>>732577612Based
>>732577738UOH, plump and funny. PLUMMY
>>732577752kingdom hearts 1, the only good one
>>732577738She saw some plummy
>>732577752sleep
>>732577752Rewatching the CoD run.
>>732577660Plum...
>>732577709>Didn't you hear? Cavatapi Carlo >transitioned to Linquine LilithGet with the times, chuddie.
Any of the completed runs worth watching in your humble opinion?
>>732577738>>732577796>>732577803
>>732577859mario kart wii
>>732577898the ending wasn't haram
there's at least 2 (two) troon runs tomorrow
>The moms steal your moneyTale as old as time
...did anyone else hear that?
>>732577859Watch Mario Kart Wii when there's some downtime / a shit run
These guys are funny
I swear to god my neighbour is playing mario 64 really loud on his tv
>>732578356DO YOU HEAR THE COIN SOUNDS TOO?!
You would think that runners would know their shit and ace it. This feels like they just invited two random dudes in the crowd to play CoD:Z casually
>>732577859Mario World and Kart were both pretty good
>>732577067i still don't know if this is a woman or woman (male)
>>732578356Share your Mario creepypastas with him and invite him to spend time in an eerie liminal space while listening to wet dry world music
3 hours kingdom hearts coming up
10% more charisma from the swede and this run would have been a fun disaster
>>732578417https://litter.catbox.moe/ft4m3oeuo744i5y9.mp4
>>732578623
>only 3k raised after 2 daysBros, this is getting embarrassing...
>>732578623el diablo
>>732578679How much did you raise for charity the last 2 days, anon?
>>732578679Lord forgive me I spent all the child support cash on some plum juice
>>732578623I didn't need to see that
>>732578623ok so what the hell is it? that looks like a mature mannish woman, but it could also be a trans.
>>732578623disgusting but probably would
>>732578623WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!!!!
>>732578679Half of the summer ESA at around the same time. Its fucking over that was their worst one yet.
THE TIMER STOPPED, WHY ARE THEY STILL PLAYING
What even was this run? What actually happened? Did the run happen? What was that coin sound?
>>732578623Why I clicked that link
BigJon had a run scheduled on stream 2 before the event started but he flaked on ESA for what is probably around the seventh consecutive fucking occasionAt least they stuck his run on stream 2 this time instead of giving him three prime-time runs like they usually do but even so, when will they fucking learn?
>>732578840They're competing with the olympics and the super bowl.
>>732578623Totally not a fetish guys
any raters
>>732578917Oh shit I forgot about the owl
>>732578623Oh man, I hated that.
>>732578942E for Eh
>>732577118Prize mommy dropped a fucking nuke on them, it's a miracle this event is still going at all.
>>732578917Fagdenal shouldn't have put the event so close to them. But i guess he is so petty he wants to take everything down with him.
>>732578942Cit was a run, nothing to say about it really
>>732578942D
>>732578942D, nearly fell asleep
>>732578942D-
>>732578942C
Eris would pass pretty well if he ever transitioned
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST SAID THAT
Ok, tech crew has to be in on it
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>Literally the next 8 hours are just 2 games
lmao
>>732578942D. Didn't expect anything too interesting and even then I got bored.
When's the good games block?
The best way to describe this year's ESA is tech issues and long runs
>>732578942F
Are those fellas.... you know....?
>>732579325A couple of bros? Hell yeah, dude
when do the good runs start?
There is no way tech isn't just fuckin with them now.
>>732578942C-
>>732579353top kek
>>732579325'fraid so
>>732579353If someone PMs you this shit, you send back the hard R.
haha quack
>>732578942B
>>732579353You now remember that /v/ did the same thing at GDQ this year with some random polish twink
remember when this was sponsored by redbull
HUH HUH
holy bitrate
>>732579353>oh cmon not a regular one you're super cuteanon...
Is that healthy kingcobrajfs behind him?kingcobrajfs, the good ending?
Finally some good shit
Why is his face so narrow?
>>732578905He's live now, why don't you ask him why he didn't come?https://www.twitch.tv/BigJon
holy zZzZz
>>732579598Less air resistance when bunnyhopping
>Quake 64>PC
I remember how the fruity black runner failed that grenade jump for 15 minutes straight at GDQ lmao
huuh
>>732579598he's playing on 120 FOV
there was that darn mario coin sound again
>>732579721kek
>>732579721
>>732579726Isn't that the sound effect Quake 64 uses for finding a secret?
HUP
Du Auch?!
So Quake but easier? wow
What is the reason to play the PC port of Quake 64? Surely the only appeal is that it's Quake on a Nintendo 64?
>>732579945Quake but shorter, I don't know why they cut some levels.
Doom 64 > Quake 64
>>732580018The 64 ports of Quake and Doom are pretty different from their originals.
>>732580072Doom, yes, but Quake?
how did they get so far behind schedule? has every run gone over or what?
HUUHHUUH
>>732580142mostly tech issues
>>732580142Been behind since the day 1 Sly 3 run tech issues
Why did they change the estimate?
>>732580142Tech issues out the ass. Like, serious tech issues including having to stop a run midway and deal with it for half an hour, broken mics, insane set up times.
What are the odds of an ESA Summer 2026 happening?
>>732580296uuhh actualy i take your mother from behindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q76UNcuKSVY
>>732580373Probably met an incentive, says "All Secrets" on stream
>>732580373Changed to All Secrets
>>732580490>>732580505Oh, true. Thanks.
>>732580452plum/10
>>732580452The amount of money they collect for "donations" doesn't matter much. What matters is ticket and merch sales. So it depends if the staff still made a profit.
>>732580452Why can't Notch bankroll something like this, surely $20k is enough to offset a ton of costs while barely being a dent in his wallet, plus he gets free goodwill
UWOHUWOH
>>73258072821st century rich people don't do cool shit with their money.
rate the run
Why aren't you watching the SUPERIOR speedrun event right now? Also GDQ "coincidentally" running another event at the exact same time as another speedrunning organisation! Sorry they just couldn't bump their event until next week, it was too late to change it!
Thinkgen of getting into Bazaar. Is it good sloppa?
>>732580802C
>>732580802A
>>732580802A, solid
>>732580802HUH
>>732580802BToo many fuck ups, but kinda cool
>>732580802b-
>>732580802B+
>>732580802B better than the one ran at gdq last year
>>732580802I'm doin' him an A
IT'S BIG BOY TIME
>>732580802ALiked it.
>>732580802A. Runner knew his stuff. Minor hiccups.Short, sweet and to the point.
>>732580802Bretty gud
>>732580802C-
>>732580802B
get ready for a comfy real gamer run boys
1,4k viewers? damn they've fallen hard
>>732578623not milfy enough for me but still would
SOON
>>732580816I like it.
FIVE HOUR GALAXY RUN?
>>732580953Kingdom Hearts runs are universally dogshit. They always play on beginner, and especially after 1, most of the run time is spent skipping cutscenes and doing tiny bullshit with tons of stop and start that's simply not fun to watch. I say this as a long time Kingdom Hearts fan, too.
>>732581116trve comfy kino
>>732581116its the super bowl in america, theyre not going to waste their powder on good games when their top donators arent even going to be watching
>>732579514>Gives /v/ a boner
>>732581223
>>732581223wtf not even cute
THE COIN SOUND
>>732581270He needs some fat bolt ons and my dick in his mouth
>>732581302Just how straight are you?
these autists keep talking over each other
edenal la forma de non balding
>>732581352I'm gay as fuck, he's just not cute
Kinodragon stayed away from ((ozempic))! Lets go!!
Oh lawd, he here
>england flagbased
>>732581302He's pretty cute in that "female librarian" way
>kingdom shartsfinally some kino speedorun
Rate Strafe Jumping explanation
>>732581369the european groomed prize goblin
What's the difference?
why is he playing on beginner
>>732581468The guy clearly doesn't understand it well enough himself because he couldn't explain it simply.
>>732581490One is the symbol for the United KingdomThe other tells you there's a hospital nearby
>>732581490one is hate speech.
if you wouldnt do a burger joint run for him to get him some food when hes on stage you are not a real fren
Comfykino...
>Copies ESA's homework and gets a better grade
>>732581490St. Georges cross is infinitely more based
>>732581584Diversity wins
Every time a Rebeldragon run comes on the room just empties instantly
>>732581570I think a big reason the ratings are stronger here is the lack of tourists intentionally fucking with themOnly the true autists are voting, so we get overall higher ratings
LOOK HERELOOK LISTEN
>>732581490Basically a Reformer signifier
>>732581647It's dead hours in europe now. Everyone with a j*b has left already because they have to wageslave early tomorrow.
>>732581570where's the other tranny run
>>732581468I still don't understand how it works but somehow it feels very natural to do
The one guy in the back illuminated by the purple light looks like he's an inter-dimensional being here to judge this run
>>732581748>Ricky sees a guys bare feet
>choked on the shop
>>732581776The watcher is watching
This run was brought to you by Alzheimer Fonden
>already choking
easy on the burgers lad, you keep choking
>>732581864>>732581776You fucks scared him off
Do you guys like the command deck in KH? I heard it was done better in Re Coded.
>>732581724what does that mean, is he a chudcell?
>>732581884>look up what alzheimers is>all of the links are purple??
>>732581735Forgotten like it should've.
Any anon at the venue? How big is the attendance?
>>732581474They do look similar now that you mention it
Should have ate a few snickers beforehand to get a boost.
>>732581864Is that lipstick?
>>732582002sorry
>>732581490RebelDragon is identifying himself as an EDL member
>>732581938yes but outside of the combat recoded is shit and a completely pointless entry in the series
>tune in>3 hours of gigantorYeah, time for vidya
>>732580635>secretary Plum
>>732582043Nah just ruby chocolate.
>>732582043probably just chapstick. It's Sweden in winter after all
>>732582142nice
I should be finishing FFV (getting to the final dungeon, kind of dreading it, first time) but instead I'm watching this sloppa. Whats wrong with me
>>732582208hehe
>>732581060>picNo, now take your clothes off, you purple plummy vixen
>>732578623Jesus christ.
>>732582142@grok is this real
>>732582142good to see youre still with us
Oh shit it's /our lad/
>>732581748SUCH POWER
>>732582208he's a big lad
>>732580635Is there a naked version of this Plum? Preferably with pubes
>>732580635Nice Plum
>>732581938I've come to like it more than hate it. There's a solid concept that only gets properly explored once (which is, yes, Re:Coded). I think it could be done well on a bigger scale if given to the right people but it's unlikely.
>>732582247It's okay, anon. I should be sleeping for wageslaving tomorrow and I'm in the ER.If it wasn't for Wally's run I wouldn't remember about ESA to be fair.
Anyone else hate KH for it's very concept? Nipnong shenanigans should not be applied to western IPs. It feels wrong
YOU'RE TOO FAT
Thanks, Anonymous!
>>732583035Yw
>>732583020
>>732583101stop impersonating me
>>732582449Not that one, never made a naked version of that one.The one I'm working on right though... 100%
Is this anon's run?
>>732583423no that's up next you still have time to wish him luck
>>732583423Dragon is known to post here yeah
>>732583172Based
Looks like the orgy just finished
>Neuron activation
>>732584106i need a propah english rose lads
>>732584191'ick on 'za?
>>732584191
>>732584191I used to work at Domino's, and those pan pizzas are delicious, but have like 2 gorillion calories.
>>732584323I don't think that's the immediate concern here
>>732584191Thanks for reminding me to eat
>>732584191That looks so fucking greasy.
>>732584106Is that yellowy skin, or...
>>732584191Why did the forget half of the 'ronis?
>>732584323Does anon look like someone who cares about calories? lol
>>732580806Inferior genetic hair
>talk with people at event>less time to see the threadsI've only gotten time to rate maybe two runs today, i miss you fags>>732584191Ate Italian earlier, it was nice>>732582669Get well soon>>732580802S>>732582653fucking kek
>>732584378Yeah and so does the pizza.
>>732584191English Ben?
>>732584191why aren't you hard when >>732584106 is on screen? are you gay?
>>732584423Holy shit, I opened the picture and only the top half was on screen. Jesus christ
>>732584191What keyboard is that? Looks comfy
>>732584569lol
>>732584191Why are you a bear
>no caps of the glowsticks on stream because a fat gay guy posted his dick in the thread
>>732584558>
this dude is so hard on himself lol
>>732584558chartecker is a barafag yeah
Hypenigga!
>>732584729Rebeldragon? Yeah. He is also a really nice guy and easy to talk with. Met him when I attended a previous ESA.
>>732584813MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>732584729maybe he should speedrun wii fit
It's funny hearing the GDQ shit being slammed with dono reads and on ESA they're begging for them.
>>732584191>look it up in the archiveI don't know what I expected.
>>732584985That's because they've made like 400 bucks since Runescape
It's good to see we're still getting plenty of new people in these speedrunning threads, I thought they were stale with the same old people as always.
>>732581270Why does he do the fishmouth lip movement? Rare male BPD?
>6 hour borderlands 4 run>12 hour final fantasy run (x2)speedrunning?
>>732578778Context, anon.No sane woman would dress like that for the amount of money they would be willing to pay (which is $0), sing terribly and be furiously mocked.This is 100% a tranny because most women have a very acute sense of self-awareness and avoid being a joke.Trannies instinctively know that they are a joke.
this shit is so fucking boring
>>732585197i've been here for 10 years already now that i think about it
>>732585318Yeah, there's a lot of filler.
>>732585197holy reddit
>>732584106Trimmed or unkempt?
>>732585458#rudePlease take into consideration the other living person on the other side of the screen before you post stuff like this.
>>732585197All me
>>732585564you are such an insufferable faggot
>Garnet FFIX Solo RunWas it always Garnet? I thought it was Zidane. How was the Vivi one?
Holy shit this dude is fat
>>732585723post belly
these games are dogshit 2bhfam
>>732585784
>>732585693vivi one was great except for when dylan gay fox showed up. It got extended to do ozma so there was a nice chocobo hot and cold segment. It was zidane but maybe they changed it? Originally it was going to be 24 hour run with a nap in the middle
>>732585820what, you DON'T want to watch mickey mouse and tarzan fight sephiroth and jecht???
>>732585657Looks like we've got a hothead here.
>>732585693It was Zidane before, you can go back to the first couple threads and there was talk about it and a picture of it on the schedule. Don't know why they switched it to Garnet a week early but Mizzow submitted 4 of them if you look on Oengus since you can still see submitted runs.Someone submitted Dissidia too but apparently it didn't get accepted
why is he all alone? ;_;
did mickey mouse just fucking murder a kid on his sleep
>>732585963It's midnight.
I have only seen parts of the Dirt run and the Call of Duty run, and both were dull. Have I missed anything worth watching so far this ESA or has it all been dull?
>>732585918KH would be cooler if that did happen though (specifically if you got to fight Jecht)
>>732585963Ate his commentator, only Murtag's name is left on stream. Host is lucky that he's out of reach
I THINK ESA FUCKING SUCKS
>>732578679good, I hate charitieswhy don't someone make a marathon where you can just donate to the runners to pay for their travel etcfuck this virtue signaling bs
>>732585918i don't know what a jecht is
Is there kind of a sleepover vibe at this event? I imagine it's in one of the hotel's conference rooms, and you can come and go as you please between your room and the event.I would wake up early for the upcoming Super Mario Galaxy run.
>>732586119Fred would tell GDQ to fuck themselves.
>>732585784https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1770589415491.jpg
New Plum next thread, fellas.
I've never been to a Disney park.
>>732586264But Fred loves traps
>>732585963I'm watching in my hotel room nigga i gotta sleepbesides rebel can take it, he's a big boy
>>732586595Most people in the world haven't been to a Disney park.
>>732586664for whom?
I've never understood KH series of games, who the fuck are they for, and who the fuck pays for them so they are kept being made
>>732586773The answer to all three of those is Nomura.
literally any other game would be better
>>732586773>who the fuck are they forFF7fags (NomuraGODs)>so they are kept being madeKH3, which released 7 years ago, had 13 years of dev time.
>>732586754who do you think he's running for?
>>732586609It's absolutely retarded but I laugh every time someone talks about Fred loving traps.
>>732586898You're getting a third CoD Zombies easter egg run
>>732586773for me, i fucking love them. Best combat system Square has ever made with final fantasy mechanics + they look good and are fun
>>732586773>who the fuck are they forHot Topic teenagers circa 2001>who the fuck pays for them so they are kept being madeHot Topic teenagers circa 2001 now 40
Shit, I missed ‘ick on ‘za?
>>732586940RebelDragon... All this time... Frogive me...
>>732587036>Best combat system Square has ever madedamning by faint praise
>>732586773Extremely autistic manchildren. Like this guy here >>732586931Any normal person would be alienated by the menu style alone.
>literally "press X" to winBBS is fucking terrible lol.
>>732587095'fraid so.
>>732586609>>732586961Fred's taste in traps is much higher quality.
What do I play?2HU Lab 3 or Nioh 3?You decide!
>>732587136You're rightmature serious cishet gamers like myself bleed for these kinds of menus
>>732587176He reads it for the articles.
>>732587214Minimalism and modernism is kino.
>>732587265if kino meant total shit, yeah
>>732587265Good goy.
>>732587214live in denial. they scream autism and toddler toys you autistic retard.
Metako Metako has Metako appeared yet? I devote my life to Metako
Actually, was BBS.....bad??
>>732586773Same, everything about it feels so random and forced. Even as a diehard FF fag (until it went to shit) those games never looked appealing to me. In fact those games feel like a practical joke:>OK, let's take FF>and a generic spikey hair hero>but it's also Disney, for reasons, multiword or whatever>let's make it look kinda sterile, Disneystyle>also lots of minigamesI think even the villiains had a funny name, like "the baddies" or something. Not denying that they put effort in in, or that the series has a huge fanbase, pretty obviously I'm the one who doesn't get it. Maybe I was just growing out of that kind of games when KH became big.
>>732587214this is such a massive downgrade from og gows it's depressing
>>732587202Dunno about Touhou, but Nioh 3 has been fun if a bit easy.I fucking love this stupid attack.
>>732587202I finished the shit out of Dragon's Crown while watching the ESA it's gud
>>732587265this, clutter and brutalism is a design philosophy with chesthair>>732587396so true guapo
>>732587564Nioh 3 it is but only after i beat the boss im stuck on in 2HU lab>>732587627yeah its soul kamige with high skill ceiling. great fun.
>>732587445It was right place right time, the ultimate chuuni shit releases at the peak of chuuni-ness of the most chuuni generation
Aqua is very hot
>>732587761Riku is the only chuuni part. Sora is an optimist chad.
Is Aqua best KH glri?
>>732587808proof?
>>732583172Don't be a litternigger. Use catbox or at least imagechest. Imgchest hides the images by default so it's only accessed through a link and it lasts MUCH longer. It can last even years.
>>732587845No, it's Alice. It's always Alice.
>>732587862
>>732576845>walks a horse in the bar Hey, why the long face?
>>732585963He ate EVERYONE
>>732587970Catbox has been iffy for me recently, dunno why.Litter works just fine.I'll try to put it in catbox.
>>732587845Aqua is the worst original character in BBS.Even Mark Hamil is better.
I hope things pick up on Monday. Slow start but threads have been fun at least.
nioh 3 has been great this weekend.My only issue is I like to farm cups by placing my marker down and getting scrubs to use it. And I can't find any hot spots. I've only had 2 hits and both of them were around level 12 areas. I started a day late so I figured everyone was near the end of hte game but I guess most people are still stuck in the lower zones
>>732586410My body is ready.
>>732588220Got some hope for tomorrow. Especially for this one on stream 2
>>732588220
>>732588318Every time I put myself up as a visitor, it ends up being the earlier areas like the first crucible. I'm only in the second zone though.
more like kingdom farts lol
>>732588513yeah my most used one is the cave in the southern region with the vampire woman boss from nioh2
>>732588574Good one, Kevin
agua
Gee fellas, did someone mention the Door to Darkness?
>>732588707That's right.
birth by sleep more like i fall asleep to this boring ass run (...and that's a good thing!)
>>732588574More like kingdom sharts lmao
this thread is full of NOBODIES
>no keybike racer spin-off called Kingdom Karts
kinkdom warts
>no H-game spinoff called Kingdom Hearts
>Still another hour of this
>>732588878I am anonymous, the generous donor who donates thousands of dollars to GDQ
>>732589005Well fuckin stop it
>You still need to grind for a speedrun on Beginner.Jesus. I just thought I sucked at the game, but BBS requires grinding for anything.
>>732589005Wait? That was you!?Always thought it was me...
>>732589057But then I would be a nobody
>>732589117>Kill me, Piglet.
>>732589117>fuck this gay earth.gif
>>732589062I expected the Terra and Ventus portions to use Rare Melds to get both the Ars earlyThough I can imagine the fucking resetting that would take, on a 5% Rare Meld
>>732588220The threads have been good. Gives insight into what GDQ threads would be without the troon spam.
>>732589379And rating spam.
>>732588757assqua
>>732589103Donate to local wildlife charities.
>>732589437would
>>732589556No you wouldn't, stop lying.
>>732589654I'd prove it if I could
so... when's onceanside
>>732589379It's just plum spam and kvetching about gdq though
Aqua more like Plapqua
my favorite thing about KH games are the menu noises.they're scientifically engineered to sound satisfying
>>732589802Well um...
>>732587265The Dead Space franchise did it right and even there it was stylized.
>>732589808>it’s just plum spamBetter than zero OC made for Goyim Demonitized Quick.
I'm fully convinced people who run 3+ hour games do it while under meds or cocaine. How do you not fall asleep while repeatedly doing this shit
>>732589808What exactly do YOU post?
>>732590023Gdq gets oc thoughbeit
>>732590068I post witty and charming reviews of each run that are sure to enrich the soul
>>732590072There’s the two zoomers meme, but that’s it.
>>732590072Like what?
>>732589808don't forget the ESA staff treating the threads as their discord
>>732587265Regarding this, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Skyrim spearheaded this transition from ornate UI to minimalist UI. Besides everything else that game did to influence the AAA-space, I only just realized its effect on UI while playing Breath of the Wild, though I'm primed to look for a connect since I know that the developers for BotW were on-record influenced by Skyrim.Were there any other games at the time subverting that UI expectation? The expectation being that high fantasy implies ornate design.
I love watching RebelDragon runs, he's a cool dude
>>732590038Pure autism.
>>732590189GDQ kike detected.
>>732590152>>732590185Anon making the cards, the rubie edits, scent had a tonne of oc made of him
>>732590295What cards? And that isn’t a GDQ meme, it’s a countersemitic meme.
>>732590189>>732590072>>732589808Most subtle GDQ fanboy
>>732590189Bro ESA discord is fucking dead.They killed it while trying to damage control that drama years ago and now it's never recovered because everyone left/still think it's in thread mode where they heavily control chat.
>>732590248Sausage fingers typed this post
chartanon you fag you didn't count my vote for lego indiana
>>732590501You're shadowbanned, dude.
why does she keep saying fire if her name is aqua?
>>732590376He’s staff.
FIREFIREFIRE
>>732590639Currently shipping Aqua with Beavis.
>>732590376Your tribalism is insane, just because someone isn't glazing every aspect of ESA doesn't mean they like GDQ
>>732590248True, he's a meme fatlad, but he's also a great runner. Even makes a Kingdom Hearts run bearable.
normal birth by sleep gameplay kek, this game is so broken
>>732590754>Your tribalism is insaneProjection
>>732590754Uh huh. Say something negative about GDQ.
Oh shit the cum guardian.
>>732590754Noticed you ignored >>732590627
>>732590785how would you start losing this weight if you can't afford ozempic and you don't want to go to a public gym (because gross normies are there)?
rebelchad delivering as always
>>732590821Shit game choices, shit schedule, worst runners and the staff need to fuck off from being on screenWhat point were you trying to make retard?
>>732590754GDQ sucks though and we all know GDQ has a hate boner for ESA ever since that debacle a few years ago.Which is ironic because GDQ took in blacktastic who was the offender and catalyst for that entire dramatic bullshit to begin with. Almost makes you think GDQ did it intentionally to cause drama because everyone on the GDQ staff is morally brankrupt.
>Under budget>Ahead of scheduleAnother based run from /ourguy/
>>732590993/ourfatty/
How was big lad’s run?
>>732590901Switching to drinking only water would cut like 10% of that weight in a few months.
>4 hours of bing bing wahoo in space
RATE KHBBS
Great run by Rebel
>>732591126C. Is BBS on the hardest difficulty more interesting to watch?
>>732590901Can't really relate, never been overweight. But a very good and very easy thing you can to is get rid of every drink that contains sugar or other sweeteners. Water, tea and milk, and, if you like, alcohol-free beer or natural cocoa powder, are more than enough in my opinion.
>5 hour galaxy runwhat the fuck?
>>732590993A+ run
Oh fuck, Galaxy runs are great. Time for comfy.
>>732591126A-
>>732591126B
>>732591175Ever heard of a speedrun noob??
fuck i'm gonna miss SOTN
>>732591039Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>732590478Nyo :<>>732590785Definitely a meme but he's so cool>>732590901Gym has almost nothing to do with losing weight, it's 90% dietary changes and CICO. If your weight was similar to his you should probably be doing repeated mutli-day fasting honestly.
HOLY BIG LAD SOMEONE SCREENSHOT THIS
Someone else bake the next thread, I'm not making it.Also there is a new captcha puzzle and it's somehow even worse. Kill me>>732591126C+
>>732591126A+, see>>732591178I prenutted
>>732591161It's actually faster. Youtube up a Level 1 crit Aqua playthrough. Every hit has damage floors with level 1 so they abuse Aqua's Spellweaver attack that does a ton of small hits. Absolutely melts everything.
>>732591126B+
>>732591170If you exercise you can get away with beer.
>>732590993A
This guys arms are thicker than my legs
Why does it feel like he just got bigger kek
>>732591126C
>>732591039Yeah GDQ sucks that's why it's depressing to see anons talk about it more than the actual event the thread is for. They don't like speedrunning they only like drama.
>>732591126BI don't know KH at all but it seemed like an ok run.
>>732591126I'm doin' him a B
>>732590189this thread was organic when it started, now you got your typical lust provoking image spammers trying to farm (yous), and a ton of gachafags and falseflaggers trying to co-opt.its crazy what the deranged will do for attention.notice when you don't reply to them the image posting spam disappears
>>732591219I'll cool it when GDQ can go an entire day without screaming trans rights and not waste our time with shitty comedy sketches.Bonus: They also don't ban anyone from the event who outshines them on social media for being entertaining or liked.
>ps5 placed next to him for size comparison
Mirrin those arms.
in awe of the size of this lad
>>732591396That's just fat anon.t. fatty, it makes you look scupled but that dude would struggle to lift 40 lbs single handed.
>>732590901A carnivore/animal based diet with as low carb as you can. Generally it's 1.5lbs of fatty beef like 80/20 ground beef or ribeye. 10-18 eggs. Season how you like but generally try to avoid any added sugar. I went from 200 to 140 in less than a year while being completely sedentary. All mainstream health advice is a jewish scam to keep you sick and addicted to their pharmaceuticals. Always do the opposite. It works.
RebelDragon and a PS5 for scale
>>732591379>I’ll cool itWeak.
Sturdy ikea couch ad
Rebel is a BIG GUY
is he sitting next to a ps5 mini?
How could you sit next to him and not feel like a beta?
>>732591376nigga idk if you know this but it's like 2am in europe
>>732591479>>732591479>>732591479>>732591479
>>732590901If you want to lose weight quickly with the least effort, walk 60 minutes a day and cut out as much sugar as you can from your diet.
>>732591516Challenge him to a pull-up contest.
>>732591463See, the trick is, I set them up with an impossible task. So I'll never cool it.
>>732591285Yes, you can get away with literally everything as long as your output exceeds your input, but a fatass like him probably can't do enough sports to burn lots of calories, so I think in that case it's better to approach both output and intake. Also what >>732591229 and >>732591460 say.
>>732591376do you ever stop whining?
>>732591126S great commentary and fun run
>>732591609Didn't address the post I see
WRAPITUP
Another great run from RedDragon1488
so is there a chart or did that retard catch another ban
>>732591707It’s around Tldr boring C average shit and mario kart wii was good
WHO IS MR GAY?
Miggy?
Nice audio tech crew
>kixyxoxAUUUGHH YYEEAASSSS
redpill me on rosalinawhy should i prefer her over daisy or peach
Great job tech crew!
>>732591851Pale, and cute.
Tech crew's at it, once again.
>>732591568I could probably do 2 miles a day on a treadmill, how about thatMy exercise bike kinda sucks to use I feel
>>732591028Don't forget the troon rights spam
>>732591843>not visibleBring it back, Edenal.
All right fuck it I’m going inside Outside snowy esa was comfy but I can no longer feel my fingers
shoutouts to tech crew
>>732591809Why don't you make a new thread, anone?
>>732591952Anone, that sounds like a shady 1920 Italo-American.
>>732591924As long as you satisfy the "calories-in, calories-out" paradigm. Anything more is just marketing bullshit. The typical person should just be concerned with basic mobility and avoiding literal poison (cigarettes, alcohol, etc.)I say this with a beer in hand, haha. I'm still coasting on my athleticism in my youth.
>>732592024that means "big anus" in italian
>>732576845Who is this handsome Jack looking gigachad
>>732591952I have stage fright.
>>732592106That's the stranger of paradise. His name is not known, only his silhouette
>>732592073>telling lies on the internet
These guys are so knowledgable. It's a breath of fresh air.
>>732592250This is lower energy than a single fat man.
>>732591126A Good commentary, don't really care for the game, but was a good run
>Watched 3 runs so far>No one screeching trans rights>Everyone looks normal
>>732592434>>732592434>>732592434new threadfirst time so dont get mad that i fucked something up
>>732592462YOU FORGOT THE TITLE ANON. Thats like baking pizza without cheese.
>>732592036Figured, I barely eat so that shouldn't be a problem, I've just been a homebody ever since I finished my bachlors years ago and stopped walking everywere/using the campus gym so I could stand to lose a few pounds
>>732592574I'm with you anon. Just know that actual health needs are very reasonable. For example, I refuse to work out during the winter. It fucking sucks. As long as I walk a few times and don't consume literal poison, I'll leave the health goals for the late-spring through early-autumn.
>>732592782>I refuse to work out during the winter. It fucking sucks.wtf. Do you refuse to exercise indoors or some shit?
>>732592897Yes; it's probably autism. I don't have discipline for physical fitness, though I have it for other aspects of my life. In light of that, I refuse to suffer for something that I don't value. I value decent health, but not "gains"."Gains" are a hobby, not a necessity.
>>732593095Ok, so you don't actually "exercise," you just go on gay little walks. Gotcha.
>>732593205Yessir, it's all you need to do to maintain basic health and mobility :)
>>732593258You sound gay and retarded, and your body probably looks like shit.
>>732578905BIG NIGGER SHOULD BE BANNED FROM ALL SPEEDRUNNING EVENTS.
