Now: Super Mario GalaxyNext: Castlevania: Symphony of the NightLater: Fallout 3>Stream 2??Dead until Monday!https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732576845
Thanks, anon!
You fucked up retard.
>>732592434someone post the chartalso to the retard that keeps asking for runescape, it fucking sucked
>>732592462>>732592434 THANKS ANON YOU DID GREAT
>>732592434>No subjectYou asked me not to get mad, so I won't
>>732592520I will. Kill yourself, OP.
Bros you ever wonder what the chances are if we reincarnate we will get born in India???
>>732592434can you faggots label your containment threads correctly
>>732592520Guess we just gotta keep the thread at the top so people can find us.
you tried anon, dont kill yourself
>>732592434Miggin
>>732592573Zero if your karma is good.
>>732592672>believing in karma to begin withYou belong in India.
MIGGY
you playing any vidya along the event?
>>732592509Is this the new one from art anon? Looks really good
>>732592573that's a decent reason to wipe india off the map
>>732592710The hypothetical presumed it by including reincarnation.
>>732592783The hypothetical was posted by a jeet, saar.
I love Luigi!
>>732592760I might finish my casual 96 exit Super Mario World playthrough. Replaying it I kind of forgot how much of a pain in the ass it can be, it's quite hard.
>>732592434Look what you did!
One for my dog to ravage and one for me.
Mega leg is sick, and the game should've had more boss fights like it instead of only one piss easy one.
why are ESA threads so empty nowadays? and there's only like a thousand viewers on twitch. wtf happened?
>>732592885look if i have to make the thread again, ill try to remember a subject field exists
>>732592995This is truly the end.
>>732593005Wow, anime really isn't what it used to be.
>>732592434I'm in
>>732592628Since you're new here you should learn that the catalog has a search function.Since ESA is in the stream title it shouldn't matter though unlike GDQ
>>732592760modded rimworld
Muck-tuah.
>>732592765that's at least 6 years old
Did Big Jon flake on ESA again? He was scheduled for an RE Randomizer on stream 2 and it's been removed.
>>732592760Dark Souls 2, the most kinotastic souls game ever made
>>732592760As far as idle games count, Yet Another Idle RPG.Unlike The Climb (which also claims to be one), YAIRPG works better as a spiritual successor to proto23.proto23 is of course a masterpiece that I still feel has a deeper and truer soul than YAIRPG, but at least there visibly still is a soul in the latter, even if its derivativeness detracts.
>>732592995it's boring
>>732592760Nioh 1, will get to 2 and 3 eventually but I'm working on backlog
>>732592995Missing bots and non-vidya related drama.
>>732592995super bowl, normies are not here
>>732593575I was watching the superb owl, but the game fucking sucks so I came back to ESA.
>>732592995A 5 hour run with the most boring Germans of all time doesn't help.
>>732592995Is Jack dead yet?
>>732593636What would be a "good" Superb Owl in your mind? Keep in mind that jews rig every single one.
>>732592760TibSun vs AI. I miss the RTS speedruns.
>>732593695Having there be a single touchdown in the first half would be a start.
>>732593714Man I fucking love Tib Sun
>>732593761Ah, so (((they)))'re testing your goy patience.
choke...
My Austrian wife...
WHAT THE FUCK? WHY WAS THE THREAD SO HARD TO FIND…
>>732594063no subject
>5.5 hr run in primetimeMaybe being a burger isn't better.
>>732593695Nta but they're at 6 fucking points right now at halftime
>>732594063
>>732594187>>732593796
IT IS DONE
>>732594207>still ignoring the missing rating for lego indygrep it son
>>732593694Probably. Hopefully.
Okay I'll check back in 4 hours when it's not all 67 jokes. Have fun anons.
>>732594489>millennial kvetches about not being the arbiter of memesSad.
>>732594179>primetimelook at the bottom right of the stream
>35+ year olds pretending to be with it>giggling like schoolgirls>even the absolute fucking brainrot that is two consecutive numbersThis is highly depressing.
67 is the new 69
g*rmans, explain yourselves with this run
>>732594876You can derive the meaning from 69. You can't with 67. It's literal meaningless (((brainrot))).
>>732592995ESA has never recovered from the whole sexual harassment debacle and the only way ESA was going to recover was doing the thing Ednal say he would do but refuses to do.Which is step out of the way and let new management come through.Everyone lost faith, and seeing as their entire viewing target demographic is the USA/AUS it was a death blow. Both countries are terribly woke.But also lowkey management are dickheads people complained about how they suck at managing but like... won't improve, so everyone who used to go fucked off cause they don't want to be dragged back into the mess.
>>73259487669 has remained relevant for decades. 67 will be forgotten in years.
>>732595210Only the waking can know the joy of this plum
>>732595210Tasteful. I'm glad you moved on from (((body positivity))).
>>732595210Fantastic work! I don't have any longterm filehosts to suggest unfortunately. I use desu.si sometimes but it's also just 24 hours.
>>732595210Great as always, drawchad.
>>732595365>as alwaysHe used to be a fatfag. But yeah, he's good now.
What's the Mario Bros coin noise that keeps happening?
>>732595502Luigi is collecting coins
>>732595210nice
>>732595502bing bing
>>732592760Toontown rewritten. Its low maintainance so it doesnt fuly distract me
>>732595502Meds, now.
>>732595210>pubesalways kino....
>>732595502That's the noise from Bonk you non gamer.
>>732595782>toxoplasmosisMeds, now.
>no donationsESA is finished
>>732595962Toxoplasmosis infection is untreatable and not curable.
Whens stream 3 btw?
>>732596061It's curable with a bullet to the head.
>>732596051How did they fall off so hard? AGDQ has been going on the same amount of time and it gets 2 gorillion every year
>>732596051Was the hack that bad? We lost that many? Is it truly over? Damn...
>>732592995In terms of the threads, we really had a flash moment where threads were hot around 2022 - 2024 from a lot of GDQ tourists who gave up when they saw that the event is mostly speedruns and not trannies which they care about more. Then they focused on a bunch of schizo made up drama about Metako being this tyrannical ruler behind the scenes or whatever, and then actual drama happened, and now stuffs died down so they got nothing to stay for.
>>732596164The views at GDQ have been circling the drains for years, Anon. The donations are also guaranteed by the sponsors.
>>732594946I think even if the Lovare metoo thing didn't happen, we'd have eventually gotten to the point that we're at now. People were already disgruntled with ESA, specifically Edenal. That really bad ESA with the no 24 hours and the hosts having to be on cam at all times and the obnoxious donation animations was actually before the metooing, and Metako left before the metooing. And we know from sources that there was already conflict behind the scenes anyways. People in ESA were already looking for an out and the Lovare thing was the perfect opportunity to finally bail on it. All the Lovare thing did was speed things up.
>>732596164But even GDQ is falling off. Speedrunning isn't as popular with mainstream audience as they once were. And speedrun charity events are a lot more casual audience focused than they are speedrun community focused IMO. They rely on wowing the casuals into donating with tech and strats the speedrun community has seen 1000 times, except now the casuals have also seen it 1000 times and aren't interested. The speedrun charity event is dead and Speedrunning is back to a niche thing too. Maybe a video essay or two will go viral once a year but thats it.
>>732596164Because ESA relies on a market that is not their home nation. Europeans are so fragmented, they are about the size of the USA but everyone speaks different languages.So this event can't hit every country, since the language barrier cucks them.GDQ does okay because it's the size of EU with all one singular language so it's easy to get a better outcome. But also GDQ launders money and bots views.All of the marathon runs outside of the US go this way.>>732596532Also this anon makes really good point. ESA had really bad management issues and burned most of the volunteers on both ends because they couldn't manage correctly.The difference is GDQ can just get more people, ESA wasn't big enough for that.
>>732596164>>732596304Its not just over for ESA, its over for speedrunning.
>Do we have any donations?We do not
>>732596669Also the reason we have so many tech issues now is their head tech guy left them a year or two ago, also before he metooing, because he'd had enough of Edenal. I remember the ESA he left they gave him an ovation and shit.
i can't believe edanal killed my hecking yuropino marathon
I can't believe this is the last ESA... It was a good run
You did this. ESA had a donation train with 67s, but you chuds hate fun and made them stop.
Why are kikes like this?
>>732596818It was more awkward with the OSRS run earlier>$20% tell us what to do! Wacky fun!>Nobody donates
>>732596532ESA lost too many of the micro eceleb streamers due to them wanting/thinking they can do better. This happens a lot with companies and their multiple main character-type personalities e.g Rooster Teeth.Sure you have the Playstation nation and that Hypnoshark geezer but they all come from the same community.
>>732596958$20 is a bit much isn't it
>Skip called "HBO max"Why don't they name skips anything clever anymore? It's all lol random humor.
>10$ donationwe're so back esabros
>>732596818Part of the problem is GDQ is doing an competing event RIGHT NOW.
This looks like a baby game
>>732596164GDQ is boxed, its scripted, there are set donations planned to go off at their choosing, these big chunks of money basically are a patron call to try and rabble rouse the crowd into donating their money into the pyramid. the hosts basically beg and goad because it is their chunk of change they gotta wagie for otherwise they don't personally get paid. Their performance is entirely on the line. Its a movie production + live action script where anything can happen. Meanwhile ESA do you see them constantly begging or stalling? rarely if an incentive doesn't get met oh well.
>>732597183>kikes using niggers as puppets to bring down EuropeIt isn't even a meme.
>>732596997It worked for that 24h FF14 run a few years ago so now they must do it with all of them.
Going by their streaming stats, Lovare cancelling them didn't seem to actually do much because their viewership was already down by then. It seems like GDQ, covid and the online events really fucked them over to the point of not recovering. GDQ went through the same thing, seems like it just killed speedrunning as a fad and killed normie interest in it. But the next big drop seems to be between the start of 2022 and the end of 2023. The only things I remember happening then that would have caused people to switch off are:>Celina. Which it'd be hilarious if that drove people away to never return>That ESA that was seriously over stuffed with gameshows. Like two or three of them a day.
>>732597271I'd say its the fact they made their stream 24/7 so you can never tell when ESA is actually on. It was around 2022 or 2023 they did that so it fits. GDQ did the same thing. They both need to stop doing that shit and make a seperate 24/7 channel.
it's over, interest in speedrunning has declined overall, i don't even get how it got so big in the first place
>3 more hoursAlright what are we drinking to pass the time?
>>732597271It seems more like they kept streaming reruns, so anyone that was following them just don't care since they're just drowned in Go Live notifications and miss the actual marathon.A similar thing could also be said for GDQ
>>732597421water
>>732597390The only thing that is over is human allegiance to kikes and their theater.
>>732597421>Alright what are we drinking to pass the time?
If speedrunning as a business dies and we go back to cavemen in hovels playing their autism games fuled only by desire for speed, what sector of society would suffer?
>>732597481Kikes trying to monetize autism.
>>732596969I'm glad. If you've seen the state of UKSG right now you'd see ESA dodged a bullet by having these guys leave. I think its no coincidene 2023 ESA felt GDQified to me and then when they left in 2024 that all went away.
>>732597421Root beer
>>732597386>>732597440This is exactly it, it makes me miss day 1 of ESA every time. They get overwhelming feedback to stop doing this yet they still do it. The residual money it gives must be too tempting or something.
>>732597582Bangs?
>>732597231I haven't really thought about it, but you're right that for a while GDQ has been theatre kids propping up planned investments to fan the flames for consumer donations
>>732597582Rom...
>>732596936>>732597245>>732597452>>732597519chillout michael jackson
>>732597271For me ESA feels less special when they do the reruns and other shit all the fucking time.
>>732597386>>732597440The channel consistently has 200-300 viewers on the reruns so they must be getting enough money from ads to deem it worth it.
>>732597440Can confirm. I had no idea they were doing a live event since they do "live" re-runs so often I unsubbed to avoid the notifications.
>>732597582>Root beer
>>732597664Kill yourself, hubristic yid.
brownoid /pol/troon spergout
At least they're not at the begging for money level yet.>Schedule event the same day as Superbowl>HEEEELLLP NOBODY'S WATCHING
>>732598142>HEY UH WERE A BUNCH OF NIGGERS AND WE LOST OUR JEWISH FUNDING SO I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD GIVE US SOME JEWISH FUNDING? THX
>>732598142>American event>streaming during the SuperbowlThis is 100% a "fuck ESA" thing, right?
>>732598196TPUSA lost
>>732598142>IM BOBBY LIGHTSKINTASTIC AND I GROPED LOVARE
>>732598142Is that famous rapist, Bobbeigh Blacktastic?
>>732598269You're going to be pogrommed.
>>732595210Great stuff.Needs a version with the towel but pulled up just enough for her bush to be visible
>>732598286How did he get away with it? Is he a key Yetee player?
>>732598338>YeteeYehuti
Why the hell would either event run at the same time as the goddamn Super Bowl?
>>732598259>This is 100% a "fuck ESA" thing, right?I think it's a hostile takeover bid, yeah>Look, we put up a shit event that nobody heard of, and we still got more money and viewers than you>Let us take ESA under our umbrella and we can help you save some face
>>732598420GDQ, IDCESA is an European event
>>732598420You care about the Superb Owl?
>>732598259Its just another example of GDQ "coincidentally" running an event when another major speedrun event is on. It's not just ESA exclusive they do it with a bunch of them. They ran an RPG marathon the same time as RPG Limit break, super petty. They used to run Frost Fatales the same time as BSG until BSG and UKSG sold their soul to the devil and partnered with them and started to get hosted through the GDQ page, then magically all of a sudden Frost Fatales is no longer on at the same time as BSG!But please understand, they couldn't move Back to Black to next week it HAD to be this week.
Thank you all! I'll trying doing some Run-themed Plums during the week. Gotta pick the games. Maybe some of the coming long duration ones.>>732598334Sure, give me a bit. Do I cover her actual bits with steam though?
KICKED THE CART AIEEEEE
>>732598142>blueskywow that might raise over ten extra dollars with that reach
No panic.
>>732598474Even ESA should know enough of a chunk of their viewers are American for it to matter.>>732598486Kinda. This one sucked.
>>732598420I doubt the organizers even considered that. And even if they did, they (rightfully) view american football as the abomination it is
This event is a mess. It's done for.
>>732598420Only clapistanis watch handegg
>>732598420ESA is an European event. And this might shock you, but almost everyone outside the US don't give two shits about the Superbowl. Never have and never will. GDQ might be doing it to fight ESA tho.
>>732598537>KindaGood goy.
>sitting in silence with a hot girl trying to make small talk with youfuck
>>732598420Pretty sure winter olympics are draining more views then the murrica handball.
>>732598595>Good goyGDQ is pretty much as Judaized as the NFL
>>732598420>Why did they schedule two long boring runs during the time their biggest donators are probably watching something else?Gee wiz there buddy I don't know! Aw shucks maybe we can ask the gang in chat?
honestly don't see the appeal of footballthey pause minutes at a time between plays that take seconds and let the clock run through it allare they that out of shape that they have to take frequent breaks like that
>>732598659You're stupid if you think KHBBS and Mario Galaxy are fodder runs.
>>732598653And this is ESA. Did you not realize that? You can go watch your jew bullshit.
Does this mean we have to become a Back to Black thread instead?
>>732598687>are they that out of shape that they have to take frequent breaks like thatNo that's the advertising Jew. It actually gets better the lower level you go. College ball is way better than the NFL. Even watching high school ball can be entertaining.
>>732598743youre stupid if you think anyone wants to watch two games over 8 hours
>>732598420>Why ESA did itIts a euro event and they don't care about handegg>Why GDQ did itBecause ESA was on and they always counter program ESA.
jesus thank christ it's finally over
>>732592573>we will get born in IndiaSounds like youre already there.
>>732598862Found the GDQ kike.
>>732598875The Night of Luigi is still young.
>>732598875We're only halfway done
>excited to see the runs of certain games>the runner is boring on commentaryUgh.
is it true the year of luigi was a terrible year for nintendo financially
>>732598286What I don't get is how he got banned from ESA but the infamously schizo GDQ who'll ban you for anything let him be STAFF.
>>732597481Estrogen sales.
>>732599086Nigger power dynamics.
>>732599086Dat white hussie was finna askin' for it brudda, sho nuff oh lawd
>>732599047Thats a very loaded question you black asshole.
>>732598269>Almost 6m viewers on one channelMore than any GDQ ever lmao.
>>732599174In other words, nigger power dynamics.
>>732599086CoolMatty decided to morally grandstand on Twitter and yell at another brand new speedrun event (I forget its name someone else can say it if they remember) for "not being diverse enough" which we know what he actually meant by that. Then he got dunked on when someone pointed out that the GDQ that had just happened before CoolMatty decided to get on his soap box had zero black runners. And then suddenly the GDQ after Bobbeigh was staff and is now paraded around as their token black.
>>732599207yeah i liked the part where 500k of those joined and left in 30 seconds because one of the viewbot clusters disconnected.
>>732599259>CoolMatty>CoolMatty>BobbeighSad, you aren't actually a human being.
>>732599313>Going on the internet and telling liesWhy would you do this
>>732599259I know all that lore but they surely could've found another speedrunning token black to parade around than the guy who got banned for being an alleged sexual predator?
>>732599259It was some speedrunning thing Ludwig was doing, turns out most speedrunners are just normal white people.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>732599414If they banned alleged sexual predators they'd have no runners since they banned all the normies and white dudes.
>>732599426NTA but the Ludwig event I watched (Fast 52) was a little cheesy but overall pretty well-run, entertaining. Nowhere near as cringe or trainwreck-ish as LGBTQ×DQ. The late night Zelda block was kino, and so was watching fatties run after a hot dog eating contest
>>732592995>>732596164There's been a concerted effort in the past year since around ESA came back, to badmouth ESA that has really ramped up in the recent months: https://pastebin.com/8jwc2kS1What makes it more interesting though is how it all links back to GDQ somehow and its clearly backed by them, with the people doing it all having some sort of GDQ links.I think its no coincidence that recently UKSG and BSG have partnered with GDQ and now have their backing. I think GDQ is trying to get their grips on the Euro scene but see ESA as being in the way of that and know ESA would never partner with them, or that they'd wanna be associated with ESA in general. And I believe BSG and UKSG expected themselves to be bigger than they are now, so have ran to GDQ and are hoping their clout and partnership will help get the viewership boost they need to overtake ESA.
>>732599580So making a speedrun event with the focus of just having fun leads to an entertaining product?Who would have thought!
why is kixy saying sex
What in the unholy fuck is this 67 shit? I'm to boomer for this...
>>732599414They gotta make it up to him for cucking his run at SGDQ 2022>>732599580Yeah Fast52 was the one, Coolmatty was seething over that event for some reason but GDQ have always acted weird when it comes to non GDQ events.
>>732599598>I think its no coincidence that recently UKSG and BSG have partnered with GDQBecause everyone involved with UKSG and BSG got their asses burned by ESA, no shit they are going to buddy up with their competitor.
>>732599713Ludwig is a huge content creator, he was probably upset that if Fast52 became a bigger thing, it would take away the scam GDQ audience.GDQ is doing a fine job of killing itself at least.
>>732599259>>732599414They also brought in pic related as the token woman black at the same time and holy shit are her runs absolutely terrible.
>>732599709there was a song about basketball players being 6'7"some kid at a basketball game went viral going six seven on tiktok or some shitalphies are just saying six seven because word association
>>732599859>some kid at a basketball game went viral going six seven on tiktok or some shitI fucking hate tiktok and zoomers.
>>732599924It was actually a jewish meme. They prevented these kids from having a normal childhood due to the Jew Flu. Every single kike needs to be killed so that humans can be free.
>>732599924>black spiderman>extremely violentjeez raimi...
>>732599979Cool it on the anti semetic remarks.
>>732600005No.
>>732599859The mind of the mutt is free nigger real estate.Don't ever pretend that you are human around me again, you filthy American goblins.
>>732599859I thought the joke was that there is no joke
>>732598334Like this, anon?https://litter.catbox.moe/4xoik9.png
>1k viewersowari da
>>7326001573rdie seething about the greatest country on earth again.
>>732599598CoolMatty got real mad because they wanted to be a majority partner of ESA, but got called out on it that he just wanted to buy and control it.The moment the drama hit, CoolMatty was already in the Discord mere minutes into it ready with a whole story in order to control the narrative. If anyone in the thread was there they would know and have seen him write at the ESA channel during this time.
>>732599598>jackdehearts>the guy who creeped out and said inappropriate stuff to several women>shortman syndrome>got mad that he wasn’t allowed into a party and invited himself in>found himself into someone else’s room party once more before people were even thereHow even do you manage that
Speedruns?
>>732601008Yeah I'm watching this one
>>732600250BREED
>>732601008Luigi is winning.
I wish I could find that collage of the number 1 Luigi fan cuz I really like him too
>>732601058Anon, she's unemployed and basically homeless.Getting her pregnant is just irresponsible
>>732601162I will turn Plum into a happy wife and mother.
>>732599713CoolMatty has lost it in the collective speedrun discord where all events are invited to discuss “security” stuff.>ludwig set him off Ever since fast52 he has been more aggressive in his stances and attacks, he is reportedly shitting on the French speed running scene, RTX in Japan, and of course ESA.He, along with Huds601 from UKSG and some of the rats at BSG have been pushing for an incredibly bad rule and are working on a narrative they think people will appreciate. The narrative is simply that anyone who attends “these” approved events (or rather the ones that CoolMatty\GDQ approves of) are in the highest percentage of safety possible and are “proven” to welcome anyone of any race/gender/culture. And that anyone not approved by this “committee” where if you attend/run/volunteer any event on their ban list, are not welcome to GDQ and any of their ‘approved’ lists.
>child memes seeping into muh esaman
>>732601251Any screenshots buddy
>>732601251Yeah he's very much a >All other speedrun events but ours are bad.Funny that once you get associated with GDQ you suddenly become a "good" speedrun event.
>>732600636He had been saved by Edenal+Planks several times in the past thinking the shit done were just "oh that's just how he is". He had done something that made the third org Ida to ban him, but majority vote had a say in the end. Him throwing both of them under the bus while he is one of the perpetrators on Lovare's list is comedy gold.
>>732601251If you're going to post about this discord drama atleast post a screenshot for anons who aren't in the groo- speedrunning discords.
>>732601463Video game speedrunning is a serious business.
>>732601251>Upset at RTA in JapanBut why? Doubt the nigga even understands JP.
>>732601786they also raise money for MSF
This ESA seems really empty and the 5 hour, low energy Galaxy run isn't helping dispel that feeling
>>732602151It's 5 AM.
>>732602151>This ESA seems really emptyIt's like 5am there
>>732602076Yea, fucking weird that crippled freak would turn into such a tyrant.
>>732602194>>732602184Oh true
>>732598489They did the same shit when RTAiJ and ASM was running. It's blatantly obvious.
>>732601582This >>732601251
The Australians do multi-hour graveyard shift Nintendo Wii runs much better
This game looks too hard
I better see some enormous TITTENS before this week is out.
>>732602306
The SFX in this game constantly make me think the OoT Ice Cavern theme is about to start playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KInZMgeD1ec
8 hours until stream 2!
>Get back from work>Five hour run>FIVEWTF
>>732603057Only 30 minutes left anon...
>>732603057Listen dickhead, you've got it easy. You only have 45 minutes left of this shit, we've been stuck here for nearly 5 hours.
>Runner cam is behind the monitorAre they trolling?
>>732603149I didnt even know they use monitors that tiny. How are people doing this looking at a 27 inch from like 2 feet away? Why are they not using a tv.
>>732603149You'd think it's a sponsorship or something but apparently not.
>>732603416They used to have a sponsorship when Maral and Psychobunny were involved
>>732599086Couldn't get another token black. This isn't the FGC and apparently spikevegeta isnt' black enough for them. Or he just didn't want to deal with it.
>>732598802Whats sad is GDQ gets 40k+ during their main line events they can't can't even retain 10% of it.ESA has nothing going on so the bar is low anyways.
>>732602151If this was on stream 2, you would be calling it comfy kino.
>>732604027Call his bitch ass out anon
sooooyou guys snacking on anything?
>>732604416leftover fried rice I made yesterday
>>732604416NO DONT I DONT WANT TO SEE CHARTECKER'S FAT HAIRY BELLY AGAIN
>>732604486>Not just eating rice>But leftover riceBro is broke as hell damn
>>732604416Vinegar chips
>>732604541I mean, it's got veggies and chicken in there too. What, you want the whole recipe for basic fried rice?
>>732604416You missed fatanon with the Domino's and uncut ween
>>732604486same except freshly made and used pork
>>732604721I kind of rotate all manners of meat, if there happens to be a sale or discount when I go out shopping. Once made fried rice with salmon and it was pretty nice.
Rate Super Mario Galaxy (Luigi Edition)
Alright, I'll head outSee ya for uh. Digimon World 2 probablyCastlebaneia time
>>732604810DToo long and i'm tired.
>>732604810B
>>732604810My friend, you weren't meant to watch that. That was the bedtime filler.
>>732604810C
>>732604810B.
>>732604810C, it was a bit dull/low energy even for SMG1
>>732604810C+, i can get the appeal of long 2+ hr runs but they are definitely not for me>>732604798yeahit's the kind of dish i make when i have no fucking clue what to make or im too lazy to do anything else since you can be pretty flexible with ingredientsnever done fish before though, might try that sometime
sum up the event so far for me. trainwrecks, good runs, etc
>>732604810Miiverse posts all become corny and cringe when you realize it's just /v/tards samefagging and screenshotting their own posts
>>732605023That's not possible because Miiverse posts are funnier than /v/ could hope to be
>>732594207I hate being this guy, but what made Mario Kart and Quake so good?
>>732605106Speed?
>>732605106>QuakeJust a solid run
>>732595210Nice
>>732604810A, it was well commentated and not too boring for a long ass run
>>732599598>>732601251Sounds pretty grim all in all.I think, if ESA ever stops or "cooperates" with GDQ, I'm done with speedrunning events for good
>>732592995esa don’t want us no more
>>732605106>Mario Karthypnoshark>QuakeGood run>>732604810A, it was a good run for 5 hours
>>732605106Mario Kart was a run by two brits.They had great chemistry and skill
Is Sotn of the night a transcore game?
>moonwalking is fasterheh
>>732605313No but the DS games are
>>732605313No, it's Jackson-core
>>732605010GENERAL:Most runs have been extremely quiet/low energy. Almost no interesting commentary in them.Personally most Any% have been also very boring. "With this glitch/item we'll skip most of the game" and still are over 1 hour long.TRAINWRECKS:First CoD Zombies run was a DNF. Despite the guy using scripts to have good RNG and looking up guides he managed to softlock and got mercy killed.THE GOOD:Mario Kart Wii was a nice proper run. Runner and couch had good chemistry. Quake 64 was pretty nice. Runner knew what he was doing, he explained the run properly and it wasn't too long.
>only dk bananza has been uploaded to youtube>twitch vod only up to spyrowelp
Why is this guy playing nintendo instead of dying to a drone strike in Kiev?
I should replay SotN sometime.I only ever played to the normal ending, and never explored any of the secrets.
>>732605413https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>>732605432Would be funny to submit a donation pretending to be Zelenskyy
>(quiet mumbling) izz...uhh we uh go glitch zen uhh ich zam run.......uh.....we jump.....ze....
>>732605531they wouldn't read it
>>732605432>nintendobut this isn't castlevania 64
>>732605784Castlevania started on Nintendo, therefore it's a Nintendo series.
>>732605845it was developed on PC, therefore its a PC series.
>>732606020You can also play every single Castlevania on PC, therefore its 100% a PC series.
Every console is a "nintendo"
Nin-ten-dooo *bow* *bow*
>>732592995Doesn't help jannies banning anons in the thread at sight for stupid reasons.
>>732592995Biggest reason is a combination of >>732606286 and >>732599598
>>732592995We could always argue about whether these games should be called "metroidvania" again
There it was again! The coin sound.
>>732606391what do you mean ""again""?
>>732606431It's one of /v/'s long-running favorite subjects when it comes to the genre.
>>732606450well they are metroidvanias. whats there to argue?
>>732606479they're called willy 'em ups actually
>>732606479They're called Warioids
>>732606479They are called backtracking
>>732606479they're called progressional explore 'em ups
The amount of fucking MAGICAL transformation sounds in this run…. Sounds like fucking Harry Potter
more like hairy pot head
RATE CASTLEVANIA
>>732606720>no DAWUK METAMOWPHOSSYS
>>732606768C+
>>732606768C+It was fine.
>>732606768B
>>732606768A
>>732606768BIt was fine.
>>732606768DFailed too many tricks. Was mumbly.
the way the schedule is layed out confused me and I thought stream B would be running now
>>732606768B+
>looking forward to fallout 3>it randomly got swapped with Gaydes 2CRINGE, NIGGA! CRINGE!Im gonna sleep
>>732606768B-
why did ff9 change from a zidane solo to a garnet solo? is there a bid war
>>732606873Fallout 3 is just them running out of bounds for 90 minutes anyways.
>>732606768C astlevaia
>>732606768C very average
>>732606912Well now you see how fucking bad the first 2 days were.>>732606859You are a retard but, you also have a point because if I half-screen firefox it cuts the first digit of the time even though there is lots of space to the left.
>check schedule>fallout 3 next>cook food>sit down>Next: tranny indie shiteuros are nothing but gay scammers
oh it's the homo god pick one of three things gameI confused this for the pornbait robot game
is THIS what hades is?looks like unironic slop
>BigJon not on the stream 2 schedule anymoreKek you'd think whoever is in charge of approving and scheduling would learn
>>732607210Was he ever there? I checked earlier and he wasn't
>>732607148It gets good after a few hours
>>732607210BigJon runs when he pleases
>no Fallout 3 runLol did the runner die?
>>732592434asdfqwer
>>732607401got caught in rebeldragon's gravity well
>>732607401isn't it after this?
This dude reminds me of my neighbor. He just needs to mow his lawn in pajamas.
>>732607505What a weird fetish
>hades 2
am I missing something? play the fucking game instead of petting the heckin pupperino
>>732607401>I'm sorry, my companion, but no. We all have our own destinies, and yours culminates here. I would not rob you of that
>>732607210What do you mean? They've consistently tried to fuck the schedule over for years now
RATE HADES 2
Oh boy a PC speedrun that will just be OOB and save/load scumming, I love PC speedruns!
>>732608216C-
>>732608216A
even MORE mario kart wii
>spiccytacoshow'd he get away with that
SpiccyTacos? GDQ could never.
>>732608216C
>>732608216B
>>732608294>>732608317Absolute cornball posts
>>732608216D+Don't really like the game.
>>732608216D
REV UP THOSE SCREENSHOTS
>pc port of console game has pc exclusive exploits related to saving due to oddities of portingriveting.
>1 Perceptionthis nigga blind as fuuuuck
>very easy difficult
>>732608602wew
>You must wait 1 second before posting another reply>Get Captcha (25)
easy modo?!
For all the trannies, shitty donation readers, cringe audience, etc, ill still take the wildcard nature of GDQ over the narcoleptic mumbling in broken English of ESA.
>>732608683I have never had to solve more than one (1)How much do you fucking post in a day?
>>732608738nah i'd take this over hearing trans rights every other donation read
>>732608683Lmao
one handed huh?
>wake up>see fallout 3>according to the schedule it's a 1:40:00 run that should be ending in about 20 minutes>but it started 12 minutes agoWhat happened?
>>732608975It switched with Hades 2
console commands.....
Oh damn this run is meh
Good morning
Is this doo a fake Swede? He sounds like a proppa yank
>7:30:00 threadNot as many GDQ tourists this time I guess. Subject would've helped though
I wouldnt be surprised if this is the last ESA. Shit is dead as fuck
>Very Easy difficulty>PC port of bethesda game means omega reloading quick saves>3/4 of the run is out of bounds>Menu manipulation means you can freeze all NPCs and enemies in game while you moveWtf, this isn't a fucking speedrun. It's just cowardice the game
>>732609301Man who made the thread was brand new to making threadsHe was forced into the dire circumstances as every anon was even lazier than he was
>>732609421>having the stream online 24/7 makes it so nobody even knows there's an event going on>you have to pay 250 bucks just to ATTEND the event, not even including the costs for an overpriced hotel to stay athmm its nearly like there would be a lot more people if they rented a random place where people could sleep and stay for free. Instead of trying to be fancy.
Run makes me miss MittenSquad
is fallout good for you?
>>732609479surely youre not implying gdq lets people stay in the hotel for free
>>732609421They've probably already booked the hotel for summer and maybe next winter too. >>732609479>250 bucks just to ATTEND the eventWtf? Even JewDQ's price on the day is only $200.
>>732609579I don't care what GDQ do, in Sweden it's easy to find a random place to just rent for a week.... like they did before.
stream 2 link?
>>732609619this esq winter is severely downsized from before, I'm sure they can afford it
>>732609653starts in 4 hours
What's with all the doomers in the threads this time?
>>732609741gdq trannies
What the hell eurobros, they aren't even at $5k yet? I mean, I knew it wouldn't be as lucrative as GDQ, but damn, that's a bit depressing.Yeah, the vibes are comfy, and the stakes are low, and no one interrupts the speedrunner with TRANS ROIGHTS donations, but uhh...I guess I got spoiled by all the spectacle anons, this just isn't working for me :(
>>732609798Dont say vibes you'll trigger the autist
>>732609798goodbye
>1.2k bongs for 8 nightsFuck that.
>>732609741New vegasfags spewing hate.
>>732609843Lol priced out, poorfag
Name a speedrun game that requires more autism.
>>732609887Ok goy, pay the inflated prices.>>732609971Any. You don't need to be mechanically good at geoguessr.
>"i don't play this game casually"Why are they allways like this?
>>732610148I can't imagine dedicating half my life speedrunning a game I don't like, how do they even pick the game to spend countless of hours to speedrun if they haven't even played it?
>>732610148This is a speedrunning sin
>>732610148It means they no longer play it causally, sperg.
>>732610340It never does.
>>732610193for the gold
>>732610397it means just that in the vast majority of cases
>>732610490John "Fucking" Numbers disproved this in one world-shaking move
>>732609843that's cheap
Wow it's getting kinda annoying that he's constantly shitting on the game and saying he has no idea what's going on. I get it dude, you're a speedrunner, not a lore nerd, but have some fucking RESPECT
>>732610715I know the case of John Numbers but I don't understand what relevance you think it has for this strawman you're trying to pop up.
this nigga
cheating...
JFC...
mercy kill this
>cheating
>I speedrun this game>I don't know what is this game about
>>732610148I wonder what the ratio of people who actually play games to pure autists going for smaller number is at these events
I'm staying up just to rate this F.
BAN PC SPEEDRUNS
>>732610981He means he no longer knows what it's about o algo stop making fun of him
Whats the logic in grinding a speedrun of a game you dont like ? mental illness ? being in the spotlight for an hour ? i don't get it.
>another train wreckNo wonder I love esa instead of tranny gdq
wow that was awful
>>732610981I have also played it and dont know what is about, the plot is absurd
RATE Fallout 3
>>732611112F
>>732611112F(allout)
>>732611112FCheated run
He will read this thread and be sad now...
>>732611121goodnight anon
>>732611013>o algoyou are getting mocked anon
>>732611112D
>>732611112(F)allout
what cheating happened? I was only half paying attention to the stream and didn't read the thread until now.
>>732611112F for fallout
>>732611112C the nuke bumps it up a grade
>>732611112F invalid
nice, more spyro
Fuck yeah Spyro!
>>732611112D - "...and what a poetic ending"
Wait, did hades 2 get deleted from the schedule?!?!BUT IT WAS MY TURN
I feel almost devastated for some reasonThis is the first time I was so genuinely disgusted by the runner, and I held strong during the most obnoxious GDQ "pErSoNaLiTiEs"This is also my first time watching ESA so I'm not sure if this is actually the norm. Is it?
>spyro>4hs of racing
I've seen this same exact message on the twitch chat like 100 times now
>>732611272No, it switched positions with Fallout 3.
>>732611312lmao
>>732611312ESA needs an actually competent person to take over or else it's doomed
>Watch ESA>All the Spyro's are purple
>go to sleep>wake up>spyro runhow.. every time..
Nice, another Spyro runNow it feels like ESA
>>732611362How long have you really been up and excited to post this?
What is that commentator voice
>>732611386PROPA BRI'ISH
what the fuck happened with sonic
>OrbDON'T!
>orbI never understood this meme, what started it?
What a cute.
Breakfast time!!
WHERE IS CHLOD
>>732611432
>>732611432anon, I.................
Playstation nation represent
WE GOT SPYROOOOOO!
>>732611432she can peg me anytime
>>732611112DFor I (D)espise runners who aren't familiar with the game from playing it on a casual level
>>732611557What could possibly even cause someone to start speedrunning a game they've never played before?I thought the speedrun pipeline was something like>Play game casually>Get really passionate about it>Speedrun it
>>732611605They want to get their name on a leaderboard
>>732611605That's how I ended up with a few IL WR runs for Hitman 2 back in the day. Rote memorisation of the optimal run without a proper understanding of the game state would sicken me
>>732611616>32kAnd I thought that year was low
Imagine if this run was like the previous one>"Here we control some weird purple dragon or smth, I dunno why, I don't really play this game"
>>732611616>missed these runs>go back to watch the vod>vod starts 2 hours inhuh
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>732611732so obsessed lol
>Postal 2 is on the scheduleIs that not a banned game?
>>732611803just you wait for the grezzodue speedrun
>>732611795My dudeI am literally, unironically seething
>>732611910man, just enjoy the runs
>>732611424from what I understand, the ? orb you pick up to clear the ghost ship level in super mario world
>even the donators are tried of this
remember when esa put Spyro in other video games so we can Spyro while we Spyro
>>732599859Someone should update the pasta to include "they make memes about niggers"
>>732612110no its all purple
>>732612110reminds me of that ps2 game with the purple dragon
>another Mario kart wii speedrun after thisit's over...
??
>>732612304>Me whenever I hear a coin sound
>>732612304Shes cute and passing imo
I'm awake and ready to bake>>732595210holy based
>binding your game state flags to cutscenesthat feels very silly and avoidable
40 winks when?
Baking once we hit page 8
can we actually put the subject in this time
>>732612304just singing along
>>732612575Currently waiting on captcha. Make sure you got stream 2 info in it. Alternatively just copy paste mineStream 1Now: CTGP Revolution (Mario Kart Wii)Next: Gran Turismo 4Later: Horizon Zero DawnStream 2 (soon™)Next: Noddy and the Magic BookLater: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732592434
More spyro?
rate spyro 2 40 talisman i guess
>>732612816C
>>732612816A
>>732612821>>732612821>>732612821Rate and mig after
>>732612816Imma do him a B-
>>732612816B
>>732612816S for spyro
>>732612816S
>>732612816B-
>>732612816C but Cyrillic
