Stream 1Now: CTGP Revolution (Mario Kart Wii)Next: Gran Turismo 4Later: Horizon Zero DawnStream 2 (soon™)Next: Noddy and the Magic BookLater: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732592434
>>732612821Yes pubes?
I spy with my little eye a manly_maeve.
miggy
MIGGY
Miggy
>>732612821Cumming in Plum....
>spyro
>>732612821>>732612816CAlso, miggy
>>732612821is there a version where shes naked
Spyro outKeepGoing
>open stream>run is purple
>missed sonic 06aw man
Didn't I just watch this run
>>732613004Everything is purple around me
>>732613002it didn't play, it went straight from fallout 3 to spyro
>>732612963Yes>>732595210
>>732613004I could barely hear the run over my neighbor playing Mario 64 so fucking loud
>>732612980
i've heard this song before, its some intro or something I can't remember. FUCK
rate that other spyro run
Oh fuck I forgot about ESAHow good has it been so far?
>>732613143Not very, it's a step up from GDQ but there's been bad choices in the schedule and some dire runs
>>732613124S
>>732613143Standard ESA after the drama really. Nothing amazing just a lot of boring long runs.
do we know why the FF IX Zidane solo was changed to Garnet?
>>732613056thanksi cum to plum
>>732613143Eh, event has been lukewarm so far, but it's still early in the week. I think you can tell they struggled with filling the spots for a 24 hour marathon.Threads have been comfy.
>>732613143kind of a dumpster fire with frequent tech issues and low dono's, very low energy this year
>>732613124S for Spyro
Didn't we already have this game on?
>>732613257those are dirty
>"If you don't know anything about Mario Kart Wii custom tracks..."I actually do not know
what is a mig and why is it in?
I don't understand what's happening, are they just not playing Mario Kart Wii?
>>732613223Do not the plum plushie
What a happy chappy
>>732612821What the fuck is that left hand
Why are they repeating so many games???
>>732613292now with 98% fewer crabs
SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHAT A MIG IS
>>732613398https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Mig
Kek
what the fuck the minimap
wrecked
>>732613498>me on the right watching 2 girls 1 cup
i wonder if doing this a week earlier is fucking with the numbers, like that time "Summer" games done quick was in may and a lot of regulars missed it.
Ok, this is already a better run than the other MK Wii one
>>732613331It's from an old Russian song you silly goose>Yest' tol'ko mig>Mezhdu proshlym i budushim>Imenno on>Nazyvaetsya zhizn'Which means smth like "there's only a moment between the past and the future, and that moment is called life"
>>732613437You can literally see the stink clouds >>732613257
TECH
heh
Wankey Dong Cuntry
Nice textures bro
>>732613707SOVL
PARTY LIKE IT'S 2009!
problem /v/?
What's the latest chart?
These maps are sovlful.How the fuck has there never been a counter strike surf speedrun or exhibition? Speed, skill, cool physics and movement, custom maps
Didnt we just have this speedrun? Damn this ESA is fucking ass. Why are there only 2 rows of chairs in the audience by the way? Is ESA just dead now?
I clocked out after Kingdom Hearts - anything good happen since? How was mario galaxy?
rpg speedruns are the best
>ask Mr. Bean
WTF, WHY IS FUNKY KONG MOTORCYCLING AGAIN? THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER YESTERDAY
>>732613907I honestly don't fucking know. Would be kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_xHeCcToVw
Don't know what the fuck this is but all I see is Mario Kart Wii again.
>>732614340Seems to be on your end, don't tell me you start hearing mario coin noises aswell?
>GT4 by Cousin after that run.Oh boy...Can't wait...
>>732614415Noddy and the Magic Book on Stream 2
SOVL
u mad?
This is dishonest game design
>>732614569loving these webms, keep up the goat work
>>732614569We call that out fucking skilled
>>732614628>we want the Celina audience
>>732614689>Still seething about a speedrun from 2 years agoSaid this yesterday, if you dont like something you are not forced to watch it. The estimate is there to let you know when you can return. Fuck off.
>>732614689I haven't seen that run, but I can see where it got its reputation.
>>732614721This ESA has been very quiet so far so he needs more to be mad at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz5pYtTCdgU
>>732614689
This has been irritating me since Saturday. Are they aware it's February and not September? The 4chan post dates even show 02/09/26. ESA really has fucking fallen
>>732614721I enjoyed both Celina's run and this hypnoshark kino. Not everthing is a hateful negative comment.
>>732614836nigger
>>7326148365/10 bait
>>732614798I don't recall this song at all, but it slaps
>>732614874Wow thanks for the random racism dude. I didnt even know this was in Europe how the fuck was I supposed to know? All I know is that theres GDQ and this as a secondary. I still think Europe is retarded for having their dates swapped like that
>>732613907only thing I can think of to make it marathon friendly is a tourney format 1v1
>here is your road bro
>>732614940Ok now that's a 3/10 you're dropping the ball
Wow these threads are just awful now
>>732614984i think most eurosisters are at work rn, except us italians
>>732615021finns are the unemployment pros of europe nowadays
>>732615067the fact i know a finn exactly like that is hilarious, you're right
>ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR OF THIS SHITKill me.
ESA must be grateful to PSN for filling up so much schedule time. Probably would have struggled to make a reasonable stream 2 schedule otherwise, which then in turn would have looked very bad concerning the future of the event.
>>732615021Had your cappucino yet fratelli?
>>732615125It's Monday. Go to work and stop being a leech on society
>>732615209No i'm waiting for it to be fully on company time, might get some coworkers to go with me, we don't wanna be burnout
since ESA started i finished dragon's crown for the first time, real fucking gud, what are you absolute faggots playing? Also up for suggestions beyond getting sodomized
>>732615503Playing?
>>732615503Trying to finish battle network games
>>732615503I'm playing [Work (2026) any% NO OOB, NO SUICIDE]
>>732615614Oh fuck i forgot i'm on /v/, any of you has a twitter screenshot i can get mad about?
>>732615636>playing WORK in 2026>In europe nonethelesswhat were you even thinking man
>>732615503Instead of playing I'm trying to be productive at programming esoteric shit (trying to implement a BK-Tree virtual table on SQLite to store pHash values).Also play Syphon Filter if you're into 2000s special agent shit
>>732615636good luck, I hope rng doesn't fuck with you
why is there no bouncy castle in this esa?
>>732615503i was meaning to play some games i downloaded the last few months and have neither played anything nor watched any run this event
>>732615503If you're up for PC games, try Hammerfight. It's a really old mouse-oriented physics-based game about using an airship to swing weapons into other airships, it's really fun. Jank and broken as fuck though so expect crashes and dumb shit to happen, and you probably have to go into a config file to make things work right. Free on Steam though so the only thing you have to lose is your time.
>>732615754the art looks real interesting i'll check it out
Interesting abundance of Sly runs this time.
>>732615737Stupid clumsy twinks.
>>732615781Cool, hope you enjoy it.
>>732615737due to the horrible plum incident
>>732615825it's gonna be all spyro runs before you know it
Remember to donate for the "Mario Kart Wii - All Courses Reverse 100cc"
funny face
>>732616065
>"We crushed the estimate"we'll need more than that.
>>732616204more than 10% under estimate is even worse than going over
>>732615958cant i have alzheimers
>>732616204That's a new Mario Kart Wii CGTP Revolution ESA estimate world record!
>>732616204Wow, seems like my Youtube stream is a few minutes behind, even after a refresh.
Rate CTGP Revolution (Mario Kart Wii) (Again)
>>732612821>Towel in the saunaFucking normies
>>732616284SSS
>>732616295C, it was fine background noise honestly.
>>732616295B
>>732616295A. T'was fun, but still MK Wii...
>>732616305>he doesn't knowThis the PR pic, there are other more contraband versions
Grim
>>732616295A
>>732616295>>732616310SSS (I fucked up)
Since GT4 is coming up, what's the point of driving FR if 4WD still allows for a shitload of power AND traction?
whats with skenmy's teeth?
>>732616295B-
>>732616343I have somehow never seen HZD, but I'm assuming it isn't great.
>>732616295C
ˢᴴᴼᵁᵀᴼᵁᵀ ᵀᴼ ᵀᴱᶜᴴ ᶜᴿᴱᵂ
>>732616295B bit too long
did skenmy lose even more front teeth?
>Cousin next
>>732616343Stream 2 soon
>>732616295B+
>>732616343Stream 2 starts in not quite 30 minutes
>Skenmy big shot at UKSG, which now seems to be GDQ-affiliated>still at ESA, even after the falloutSeems the borders aren't as sharp as some people make them out to be.
>>732616295ACouldn't care less for the game, but the dudes tried to keep it fun and engaging, so it's an A for Aeffort
Just to let you all know, I have nutted to Plum
>>732616615plums go well with nuts
Sabotage Crew is just not even trying anymore
She's cute
>>732616694she's dead now
>>732616526People were pointing that out in a big bluesky argument thread to them and they had no response.Its because they don't actually care about the "safety" and their actual issue is Edenal and they saw the Lovare thing as their excuse to be out.
>>732616729:(I could've saved her...
>Amputation past the shoulderI don't think I've ever seen that before, metal
>>732616729half girl nooooooo
Ah fuck, he's here again with his tranny GF
Kinda sad.
French cousins, what the fuck is that on your right
>2 hours of racist game with frog and troon
>>732616295A, best mario kart run yet
>>732616780>faggot BF
>HON HON HON HON>TAR TI-TITITTY TAY TI-TOHAs an Englishman I need a drink...
>>732616305>>732616336The delivery post for it got deleted so Ill just repost the linkshttps://litter.catbox.moe/aww4vw.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/i06c1k.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/qfa8vh.pngHope drawfag didnt get the hammer
HYPENIGGA LIVES
>>732616801>2 hoursok we aren't doing this, what's on stream 2?
The american rot is pervasive, this is the most men with makeup at esa ever, and it’s only day 3
>>732616827awooga etc
>>732616813I've never seen a Hades run above F.
>>732616827Thanks anon, I opened this at work and got promoted
>>732616839Are we sure he's not just a metro-sexual? I gotta cling to something
>doing the Seattle U turn at >60km/h>full throttle, no analog brake/gas playholy shit
>>732616902Promotions in 2026? More likely than you think.
>>732616830plum farting stream
>>732616813is that fallout rating really correct
Stream 2 hype motherfuckers
>>732616994link???
The backdrop looks better now without the dark purple lighting used to hide the crowd.I wonder if they did it to hide how small the room is and the fact nobody's there
>>732616813Why do you keep posting your penis >>732616785
>>732616813There were definitely more Fs than that for the Fallout run. It didn't really deserve them, but it definitely got them
>>732616929Could be, maybe that’s all he is
>>732616830Josh is grinding out some new San Andreas tech on his personal channel
>>732617012https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
>>732617101wait are they gonna do stream 2 on youtube also or?
>>732616735I actually read that pastebin, it's nothing but>I got banned, ESA bad because I think they are, also some others got their feelings hurtIt's funny how nothing makes look ESA better these days than their most vocal critics.https://pastebin.com/Ti5nr9hA - if someone wants to see for himself.
I should give another try for GT4 with PCSX2. Haven't tried in years.
>Lets pallette cleanse with Stream 2, this 2 hour GT run is dull>2 hours of GODDAMN NODDYDire.
>>732616929>>732617062holy shit its brian molko!
>>732616940Hello, my name is Freddy Franseco. I'm rich enough to buy 1 Plum plush. ...Are you?
>>732617176grim
Whens Stream 3 starting?
These niggas are gonna barely make 10k by the end of the event. To think they once got to 100K by the end of the event...
>>732612821>zoomers are so zogged even their waifus are obese
IM A HEADBANGA
>>732617140I still have no clue what the esa drama even was
>>732617237Never ended
>>732617270Have you seen obese? That just a little chubby, dare I say Plummy
Who let Richmond out?
stream 2 link?
>>732617273Based
>mario kart>frog and mick play generic racerwe already did these!
>>732617345>>732617101Read nigga
>>732617345in the op
>>732617270>zoomers are so high t even obese waifus don't turn them off
why is the runner so soulless
>>732617294Maybe we should made a pastebin about that, too, instead of everyone dropping a few bits here and there every other thread.
Stream 2 is already behind schedule. Shoutout to tech!
>>732617405Fr*nch
>>732617405The Fr*nch have no soul.
>>732617380>>732617382oh mb, thanks
>>732617140Thats what I mean though, that it seems like Lovare thing is just used as backup for their own personal gripes its often just them doing their own personal rant and then "Oh and this happened so SEE ESA is bad!"
I'm gonna go jack off to Plum, wake me up when there are actual runs
>>732617423>>732617436It's even worse, I fear he may be of Algerian descent
>>732617473You're going to go into a 10 year long coma then.
>>732617498damn, plum is that good?
>>732617405i thought there was an error with the stream, when he speaks his mouth doesnt move at all
>>732617410Yeah that's the main issue i've only ever seen scattered bits of it
>>732617554It was the same in his dirt run
where is my stream 2
stream 2 is currently way better than 1 btw
ironic that racing games make for the worst speedrun games
steam 2 chads, it’s like milking a bull
>>732617697right here: ______*unzips*______
my stream 2 experience
I love my stream 2....where is stream 2?
>>732617751better than the actual stream
So far Stream 2 is barely better than Stream 1 but I hope that changes.
WAKE UP, IT'S TIME
stream 2 is up!!!!
Kino time
SCREAM TOO FOR STREAM 2
>Stream 2 has a shitload of people in the audience what the fuck
>>732617936
>>732617959Its always the place to be
stream 2 already looking a LOT better
stream 2... home...
Sigh...>unzips dickI guess I'll join stream 2 with you fellas
uhh............
>>732617959fuck stream 1 plebs
>Deathflagging your own run minute oneHonestly based
i wish i was a racist but i just cant get into those games for long
>Stream 2 Based
stream 2 godking sisters, we won
doom posters btfo
I used to have the old Noddy books with Big ears smoking and the golliwogs beating Noddy up and tearing him to pieces
I'm usually a GDQ watcher, so can someone tell me why they do 2 simultaneous streams? Both have overly long runs
>>732618063because they're better
WHY DOES TWITCH HAVE SO MANY FUCKING ADS
>>732618082https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutionsublock script works on my machine
Is that fhat other french trackmania runner still here, or did he also leave ESA?
>>732618082there is a way to evade them, i set it up years ago on linux/streamlink and i havent seen a single ad since then
Were have all these fucks been the entire weekend
>>732618149>The council is not amused
>>732618149Mystery sages
at least let the plum plushie watch stream 1 this is so sad
now this is vidya
>>732618149>>732618173Hypenigga is finally here!
>>732618149>>732618173stream 2 always the fun stream
>>732618219anon found the purple link
>>732618149sussy bakas
>>732618219
>>732618318>>732618352You didn't see anything
I do feel bad for stream 1 but this Noddy run isn't that interesting either
>more viewers>bigger audiencestream 2 chads we're saving esa
kek
>>732617027>ick on eckthanks...
>>732618219whats a bame?
>>732618463stream 2 getting carried by the bantz
>>732617270How is OP obese?I like ambiguosly young girls with some meat on her bones.
>>732618559>he doesn't play video bames
I am a proud race enjoyer
>>732618559Former pc friendly way of saying foreigners.
>>732618559looked it up, seems like it's a term used for brown people in the engerlands
>>732618259>>732618173>>732618259>>732618332Waddup g, the council has spoken, this run is based
>>732618607We don't approve of racists here.
>>732618726hell yeah bro. hope you enjoy the event
>>732618726They need to simmer down, this aint about them
>lumilauraI wonder what the replacement run will be
>>732618560its almost like people want atmosphere
Chad Noddy runner>>>/wsg/6089383https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770644315529569.webm
>Stream 1 is literally empty
>>732618697>>732618706well, thanks. Now I knowpic unrelated
>>732618726Based
>>732613056>litterDamn, missed it
>not a single audience member in stream 1
>she/her>that jawAs feminine as a handegg player
>>732618726Wow, such a high quality zoom in on the stream camera. Real tech wizardry
>>732618726Mystery niggas
>>732618819>look to see why there'd need a replacement run>lost passport the night before flying to esaJesus.
>>732618953nigga u dumb
I can't believe the diabetes killed him live on stream
>>732618953i think you got the wrong event dude, it's fine on my screen
>>732618953
>>732618947Here>>732616827
Stream 2 on youtube?
>>732618953Look at this buffoon.
>>732618607Hey nigger. Can you hear me?Kyle Larson is an abberation in that woke world
REBELDRAGON SPOTTED
>>732612821Norrlands guld in her hands
>>732618953That's just what Yuros look like now
Holy FUCK lemans is a shitty boring track
why is stream 2 schizing out
holy kino
spooky
>schizos thinking they saw ghost noddy
>>732618789It’s like any winter event, chill, around 150 people, most people are hanging in rooms or outside the event/denmark. Hope you are enjoying the runs.
I just noticed that ESAmarathon 1 & 2 are doing a shard stream so the chats are merged right now for no reason
>>732619065Nice catch. ESA is in Sweden
@VaatiVidya is that fucking true
>>732619164The chats aren't merged, viewer numbers are though.
>>732618985Hey, that excuse is reserved for big jon only.Also, FUCK the new captcha with the "arrows" made out of 6 squares. What the fuck do you want from me?
>>732619018Cool, thanks!
Spooky
All the people who laughed in stream 2 are now permabanned from ever joining GDQ
IM FRAME PERFECT
>>732619270MEDS
>>732619231oh, that's weird. I thought they get merged when you do a shared stream. Maybe there's a setting to turn that off
He's got to be the least Binnish sound Finn i've ever heard
Noddy 911
Any signs of life on stream 1
Who the fuck is Noddy
They're using stream 2 as stream 1 when its active. They thought Noddy would be a showsTopper so Put a dull racing game on stream 1
>>732619556how old are you
Noddy is too highly sexual for my tastes
>>732619556The little man in the red and yellow car
>>732619556It's some yuroshit
>Noddy locked his doors in this areaNoddy is a noticer
CUBE ON STREAM 1
>>732619556OI, DON'T TALK SHITE ABOUT NODDY YA TOSSERE'S THE CREAM OF THE SCRIMBLOLIKE GENRE
need noddy to milk me like that
>>732619810homo
>you will never be as blinged out as this cow
>>732619810
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
Why doesn't the Yetee donate to ESA? Where's their altruism?
noddy is taking over wtf was that
>>732619676That's not the Multipla
what stream are we watching boyz
>>732620014the fun stream
>>732619964Mr Plod is always watching
>>732619861
>>732620014lumilaura's stream from home
>>732620010Was that ever in Gran Turismo?
>the airplane
>>732620060I don't think so. Kaz fucked up big on that one.
Wahay!
>>732620029man imagine playing a game in an empty room while there's 50 people in the other room yelling and having funno wonder he looks soulless
>All this exciting test course actionmaybe all missions wasn't a good idea for a catagory
>>732620010I've seen more several Multipla in my life but I've only ever seen one of those Nissan Qube. Someone passing by also made a remark to his friend about how you must have brain problems to buy that car. The owner was right behind them, he quickly got in the car and drove off as fast as he could. I wonder how many times he heard people shit talking him and his car kek
do you have to eat all of the eggs?
imagine constantly hearing the muffled audience noises from stream 2 from absolute silence in the stream 1 room
>>732618859jej
Fuck, now I want some ice cream. Luckily we just bought some.>vanila ice cream>also bought some sicilian lemon & pistachio from aldi
>>732618859holy based
ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT?!!
>>732620010What was the thought process thereShit looks like the head of someone born with a deformity
>>732620303No?Next you;ll be saying you've been hearing mario bing bing noises.
Why is Stream 2 full of people in the audience but Steam 1 is desolate?
>>732620303it looks like nothing to me
>>732620339They merged 2 very good selling carsThat means it should sell twice as good
Are the two on stream 1 an item?
im gay
>>732617627>>732617410Created a pastebin with the things I know, feel free to add information and correct mistakes: https://pastebin.com/NMYQwJXm
l-lewd
>
>>732620450>all audience members on stream 2stream 1 that bad?
>>732620381Because Gran Turismo is boring as hell and Noddy is a fun meme
>>732620420hi gay i'm dad
Now, that the ESA I love.
>>732620504or stream 2 that gud?
>>732620450>nigga is still sitting in the same posturesomeone tell him to move
>>732620558sorta? its got weird energy. The runner sounds bored out of his mind and the couch also seem incredibly bored. But the game itself is just so strange you cant look away.
Is there no youtube stream 2? I'm getting ads on twitch even with ublock origin and brave shield
Is that... People having fun? During a speedrun event?
new miggy webm
>>732620643hop on albania vpn
>>732620450>the runners are even getting someone to get them icecream
>>732620601he seems to be deep in thought, contemplating his life
>>732620687Need it in reverse
anyone hoip for the ff9 run
>>732620808Not really, mizzow doesnt have the it factor
I want ice cream too but it's almost dinner time
>>732620727why? He comes back
>>732620808Of course.
4 lads playing some game you've never heard of and bantering is PEAK speedrunning content
>>732620846Eat dessert first. Never deny yourself pleasure.Besides, you could die while eating dinner, in which case your last experience was a dinner instead of tasty ice cream
>>732620837nor a loving wife
>>732620919You're entitled to that opinion
STOP WITH THE ICECREAM NOW I WANT TO SIPHON A TUB OF IT AND I HAVE NONE
someone please give some icecream to stream 1I feel bad for him
>Now evereyone gets ice creamStream 1 humiliation ritual
>>732620421edenal was on the event opening and is 2024 when there wasn't a stream 2 (or maybe it was when they added it midtime because the general backslash). There wasn't a 2025 winter and summer went fine i think
>>732620919sounds about right
>>732621015I would really prefer it if you'd be purpleBut yes you are correct
Is the icecream free or something?
>release the fileskek
>yfw plum is in the files
Hit squad on it's way to ESA.
Fucking hell
based
every friend group needs a funny fat guy like oggyerino
>more noddy gameswell sheeeeit
Skenmy, yes. THE Skenmy. The voice behind b-b-b-bumpa
>>732621170>Fucking hellIt's like every 5 fucking minutes, I swear
The fuck is this noddy silhouette
>Taking the piss over the games inventing new categories just to have new WR holdersHoly based
>>732621269>everyone but 2 people in the whole event get icecream
stream 2 proving once again to be the far superior stream as always
>We'll fix it in postTriggered.
>tech crew having fun with the cameraStream 2 things.
>>732621338>noddy silhouettewhat?
Fun fact : Noddy is called Oui-Oui in France
big lad spotted!!
Did you guys see that? wth
>>732621338Meds
>>732621439take your meds son
uh........guys....
We have the files>>>/wsg/6089403https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770647947605995.webm
photo proof niggers
this noddy game is a bit like a gta game
this is basically gummy ship levels
>>732621530Shut it down right fucking now.
>>732621535????? like what the hooded guys in the back????
>>732612821sexo
It's 2025 Nurb 24h all over again!
woah
>>732621535proof of what? that stream 2 is better? because it is
>>732621581I was there in the youtube chat and motorsports general, the reaction was really funny.
ICE CREAM ON STREAM 1
>>732621530Noddy's name is in the files!?
>>732621535wdym?
>>732621535I think you should see a psychiatrist anon
>$600 for a ps2 two years agowtf
>>732621631That some sort of SCP nigga?
>>732621631kek
What the fuck was that
I am not crazy! I know he overlayed the silhouette. I knew it was Noddy. Dy after Nod. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the thread to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That Mario coin sound! Are you telling me that a man just happens to sound like that? No! He orchestrated it! Stream 2! He gave everyone ice cream! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him to Malmö! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the donation bag! But not our Stream 2! Couldn’t be precious Stream 2! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a Speedrunning Marathon? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him!
>>732612821>Towel>In a saunaWho the fuck drew this?
Why the fuck would anyone speedrun this game
>>732620601>tfw you wanted to blow up ESA but the event is dead anyways
>>732621708based
>>732621708damn... ai getting good
>>732621708AI is truly amazingYou can no longer believe anything you see
>>732621693Stop asking questions. You're gonna get 4chan subpoena'd again.
>>732621535Dude are you alright?
>>732621708lelthats great
I honestly have no recollection of noddy despite being a kid in england around the time it was airing
>>732621724this is a christian website
>one Nordschleife lap as the final driving missionbrutal>rolling start so you have to wait 100 seconds if you fuck upthat's just sadistic
>>732621724Refer to, fren >>732616827
>>732621708
>>732621838Too bad they didn't get ahold of anon's perfect overlay
I just returned home, did I miss a fun run?
Why do villains always have big noses?
@Noddy We are so, so sorry for this #ESA2026
>>732621879just finished
>>732621879You missed the best run of the event so far
Rate Noddy
a shot of femboy milk i presume
>>732621932S for snoddy
>>732621932A
>>732621932Fuckin'SSS
>>732621886My lawyers advised me not to answer that question>>732621932B
>>732621932N
>>732621932B+
>>732621886cool it with the antisemitism
>>732621932SSS
>>732621932S for stream 2
>>732621932SSSCould only watch the last 30 minutes but it was peak
>>732621932S
>>732621932A+++++++++++
Are we watching stream 1 or stream 2?
>>732621932S+
>>732621932B
>>732621932um i dont usually do this to meme runs butS
>golf>hypnosharkHow will he make it entertaining?
>>732621932CSomehow more of a snorefest than the racing game
>>732621932Sfor Silly fun
>>732621932Dwas boring
>>732621932B is the best I can do. It was a tepid slog of game, only carried by the couch
>>7326219325>>732621994yes
>>732621994
>>732621994guess
>Get home>Open stream>Frenchman and Irisman playing racing gamesI love ESA so much
what the heck
>>732621932more of your mistakes are not necessary
Tiger's coming next.Also RIP Lindsay's knees
>>732616827>>732621845That's more like it
>>732622060stream 2 isn't up 24/7
Is stream 2 available on youtube? I can't find it.
>>732621932D, was not fast at all and even the runner said the same
>>732622060Stream 2 is for cherishing
>>732620274That sounds like an interesting mix of flavours
>>732621932S.
>>732622060thankfully stream 2 ends and it goes back to normal like it should.
>>732621932S for finally Stream 2 started
>>732622115it isn't
>>732622096>Towels as a witch hatIt's the little things
>>732622167alright, thanks >>732622180meant for >>732616827
My run is up next. Wish me luck!
>stream 1 still emptyDead event
I thought the Nordschleife was about to claim another run
rate the game on stream 1 idk what it was
>>732622131From the teaspoon I had, it was refreshing. More lemon than anything.
>>732622372AGood run
>>732622372B for boring
>>732622372C
>>732622372Awhat a cute couple
>>732622372I only caught the last 20 minutes but I guess C for comfy
>>732622372D
>>732622372A
>>732622372B, good run
>>732622372Gran Turismo 4, C
>>732617140>Viper>Something happened but i will not tell you even a tiny bit>ESA sucks btwSuch a shame he had nice runs
>>732622372AFantastic commentary.
>>732622372C-Bit of a yawn-fest
>>732622372C the game is just not that good
christ we have to have two streams open in tandem now just to see which one gets their shit together first
>>732622541stream 1 just ended
>>732619069Kys americuntwe all know you started this tranny shit to begin with. All the modern cancer we face now stems for your jew hole
Is the stream room much smaller than it used to be or are they using different camera angles?
He would be an amazing ventriloquisthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770649249680072.webm
What a huge nose that guy (?) has
>>732621932AEasy S if it had been just an hour shorter
I haven't enjoyed anything in 2026 so far
>>732622693Strong Noel Fielding energy
>>732622719It's happening, now
>>732621708>>732621717Lmao
Eyy, where the hell is my caddy?
>>732622693Absolutely fabulous
Can Noddy Nation surpass Playstation Nation?
I need to get new glasses wtf
>>732622734>Strong Noel Fielding energyHoly shit, you're absolutely rightThe resemblance is uncanny
HOLY FUCK THIS IS INTENSE
>>732622693>>732622815So that's who he reminded me of
>>732622805>I need to get new glasses wtfI thought it was blocking ads and dropped it to 360p at firstBut no, the rest of it is crystal clear, it's just the camera that sucks
fast as fuck
If he's not doing an Albatros, this is a F run.
I thought hypnoshark was the leader of the playstation nation, where are they all?
What's up with the audio on stream 2?
>"I got every hole memorized">proceeds to completely miss the hole 3 timesalright this is going to be good
HOOOOOOOOOOYP
HOLY HOLE IN ONE
I don't know if I can handle 01:45:00 of golf stream2bros...
>>732622915Only golf nerds know what an Albatros isBut they know what a HOLE IN ONE is, and he just made one!
HYPE!
this dude is like the action jackson of golfing
>>732622941He's got the course memorised. For Greens all bets are off
>>732621640DOROPLUM?
Why did they make the stream 2 camera narrower to hide the fact more people are watching it
>>732621640make doroplum do this
hypno alone gets half of the donations in esa
Skills
>Only golf nerds know what an Albatros isCam on now
Now THIS is speedrunning!
>Noddy ends>stream loses ~700 viewersNoddychads won
>>732623147it's a bird
>Can you shut the woman upClassic Ingerland lad
>>732623147cute ball
YEAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>732623170it gained 200 viewers actually
>Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005>MVP Baseball 2005>Madden 2005>FIFA 2005>NBA Live 2005It's crazy how an entire genre can peak so hard in a single year. It's been complete shit since then
>>732623262>>732623262>>732623262Mig or die
>>732612821>fat bitch with pubesDo not want.
>>732623345but.. i just got here
>>732622616Different angles. Stream 1 has shrunk down but stream 2 is as big as it's always been
>>732623364absolutely one of the gayest things I've ever had the displeasure to read