>Stream 1Now: No Time to Explain RemasteredNext: Journey to the Savage PlanetLater: Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories>Stream 2Tomorrow and the day after: FFIX ($20%) - Garnet only runhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732797025
please play frame perfect
miggy + morning coffee
Miggy
I MIKKED
I don't know why but this run feels comfy
>>732824247Fat Boah
are any of you guys sick?
>>732824445in the head yes
>>732824445r u?
>>732824535no but a lot of people I see online or irl are sick rn which is why I asked
>im going back in time to give myself diabeteswat
i don't like video games or speedruns
>>732824678well you're in the right place then
>>732824678Why are you here then, are you gay?
>>732824678I don't know why you're bringing this up in a European Space Agency thread.
>>732824445I actually have been sick but have been coming out of itOnly like one day was really bad fortunately
I think I might pick this game up. I remember playing the flash original yonks ago then I guess I forgot about the full release
>>732824445I got mega sick twice in January but I'm fine now.
i got my goals set straight and im nailing every frameyou can call me big champ 64im frame perfect im frame perfectevery sacrifice - gonna be worth it
>>732824445I hope not. Had to shit two times today already.
>>732824445I feel under the weather. Runny nose, no coughs though
>>732824445Have been eating oranges all winter and haven't caught anything yet, think it worked
When did this shit start? The problem when the channel always being live is that you just take it for granted, i didn't notice ESA Winter started already
no time to explain RATE IT
>>732825059They do the reruns since they gradually add up and save expenses on the events themselves. Is there anything they could do in the rerun channels to make them easier to spot when an actual ESA event is happening?
>>732825059last saturday, less than 48 hours of esa remaining
>>732825105B
>>732825119Jesus Christ, i missed everything.Any funny moments?
>>732825105C for comfy
>>732824445I've been going back and forth. I'd love to stay up later or eat some nice chocolate but knowing it'll ruin me for several days just does not make it worthwhile. So I've been chugging water, strepsils and nasal spray>>732823750ALove my niche bank at speedrun events. Did not outstay its welcome. Worst I can say is that while the yank was fun he occasionally forced it a smidge>>732825105BDid its job as a morning filler game, so kudos for that. Nothing offensive
>>732825059KEK LOSER
>>732825151yeah
Whose mom is that in the audience
>>732825268thats me
>>732825241cool
>>732825268yours and I fucked her
>>732825303Unbelievably RUDE!
why does he keep asking me to cum?
>>732825105Cthe game fucking sucks
>>732825637You are suppose rate the run, not game
RATE Journey to the Sewage Planet
>>732825858C
>>732825858D
>2.5 hours of You-Gay-OHI miss stream 2Where is stream 2
>>732825858F
Well, at least that's over.
>>732825926>he doesnt know
>wake up>2.5 hours of YuGiOhShould have stayed in bed
>>732825929>5,500 degrees CIsn't that the temperature of the Earth's core?
Does anyone know what run this dono was for. $1,500?? Thats more than anyone else in a single donation
>woke up just in time for YuGiOhgreatexcept for the fact the youtube stream is stll dead, why did they kill it?
>>732826079milk was spilled on the servers
>>732826051myulk
>>732826079GDQ team copyright claimed it
>>732826051Concerning! Looking into this!
>>732825791the run sucks too, even the runner was fed up with the shit game!
>>732826079the YT stream works for me
>>732826051it was from an acquaintance of the runner
>>732825858CThere's a good run in here, but the solo commentary was so nervous and enough tricks were missed that it felt like a walking simulator. The swinging was really cool though
Denmark numero uno! jajaja
>ThaRizzlerLove this lil nigga
WarDrums_'s underscore absolutely MOGGED.
>>732826321compensating for something huh?
it's time for RNG hell
r4nd0mz's name is really annoying
>high chance of mercy killOh baby I am erect.
>>732826405So are they like, an EU nomad or something?
https://youtu.be/1qsecA6w5jg
>>732826458It's forbidden memories, yeah, it can just disagree and make your run die
>huh cool a quick card game>look at estimate
>>732826505This game's runs are exceptions to every rule I have>Marathon unsafe>Long>Card game>RNG heavyYet I dig these runs anyway
>>732826586
>>732826595that's what makes it kino
>>732826405>they/them>gets dick cut off
okay which techie is fucking with the overlay
>>732826650was r4nd0mz and r4nd0mz_ really already taken?
Is Yu-Gi-Oh! a transcore game?
>>732826709the main character transitions every episode from boy to playboy
>>732826474
>>732826709yes
Why is this a speedrun?
Grok, remind me in 2 and a half hours to vote this a ZZZ
>>732826595Video games are video games, you either like them, or you come and complain about them on /v/.
>>732826943But never ever play any!
>>732826917You’re thinking in exactly the right direction. I will remind you in 2 and half hours to vote this a ZZZ.
Stream 2 soon, fellow miggers
this game sucks
Ricky is basedYu-gi-oh however, is not.
why can he just fusion random cards together at will
>>732827278He's playing on kaiba mode
thread is so slow nobody will see me post kixy x plum
Why did they choose to repeat Metako's solo Garnet run? Wouldn't it be better to run Zidane like they intended to do at first?
Where's the FFIX run?
>>732827227as a speedrun maybe. even though i dont like the game, people really seem to love it. i guess its the random card rewards or something.
>>7328273986 more minutes you impatient fuck
>>732827379did they...
AAAHHG DINGNINGNINGNINGNINGNINGhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770893002475796.webm
>>732827426somebody make up a donation with this
>>732827278the early console ygo games dont give a fuck about the rules
Forbidden Memories is a fun game. Nu-Gi-Oh! can't compete.
>>732827426kek
>>732827426I thought it was a leisure tournament for prison inmates until I saw the Asian guy at the next table.
important questiondoes chlods seem hangovered?
>>732827418Its been seven minutes since.Where's the FFIX run?
>>732827721Hypno didn't let her get a wink of sleep
>schedule gets shuffled multiple times>look in the morning>it says ffix at 11:00>wait till 11:00>no ffix>gets changed to 12:00>>wait till 12:00>no ffixFUCKING NIGGGGGGEEEERRRRS
>>732827756damn... hypno is a MACHINE
>>732827426>blacks and asians are the yugioh playersIts the same with fighting games, why do these two demographics love shitty stuff so much?
>>7328277294 more european minutes
>>732827729On stream2, turn it on.
Stream 2 cancelled?
OMG PLUM JUST STRIPPED NAKED ON STREAM 2
YAGA SHAMASH THAT SPIKEY HAIRED DEMON JEWBOI WAS ON EPSTIENS ISLAND, LOOK AT HIS DECK HE HAS THE POT OF GREED A JEWISH SIGNATURE CARD
>>732827891
>>732827927kekekek
>>732826650gayest thing i've seen all event, how did we eurobros one up the americans
Its overThe scott got the flueThey werent immune after all
ITS ON NIGGERS8 MIN COUNTDOWN
>>732827927good post
>>732827927WAH WAH WEE WOW
Are ready for 12 hours of Final Fantasy IX?
>>732828203I am not watching 12 hrs of menuing
>>732828203splitting this run is so gaymetako would have never done that
Will /ourgirl/ make an appearance this run?
>>732828260plum?I sure hope so
>>732828260DMG isn't in FM
>>732828260she isnt in the version of the game sadly
>>732828316Then why am I still watching this?
Does anyone ever do Stardust Accelerator 2009?
>>732828335Dunno, better go check stream 2 and the 24h FFIX run
>>732828253they did a 24 run last summer, but the guy almost died so i guess they split itnot as cool, but i'll take it
>>732828236But the Yugi speedrun is still 2h... and that is pure menuing
for some reason forbidden memories is always a comfy watchthere's some youtube guy who just uses different type decks to beat this game and it's always a nice watch
>>732828393and it sucks
>>732828382yeah i remember it. extreme bitch energy at the end.
>>732828203>>732828253>it's 24h split in twoCRINGE
>>732828203no
holy kek
Stream 2!
>>732828382>but the guy almost died so i guess they split itWe're getting old, bros...
>>732828478i know dude, its the speedrun equivalent of tucking your dick between your legs while singing britney spears.
watching stream 2 so i don't have to pay too much attention and i can do other shit
>>732828253In hindsight splitting the run was a 10/10 foresight moment. Mizzow was figuratively dead by the end of the previous 24 hour run, imagine if he tried to do another 24h run now that he got COOFED. Dude would've literally died this time.
>>732828540you might be interested in a japanese guy who runs all DQ games in a row with no sleep, i think he's named akino or something on YThe used to start hallucinating and fall asleep by the end, but eventually learned to manage it and do successful like 70+ hour runs with no break lol
>>732828535chlods looks like an inbred hillbilly.disgusting butterface.
Why did they choose FFIX for the solo challenge run again? Why not a different FF game like VII or something?
>>732828634all these words for saying hes a weak faggot and the inferior ff runner
>>732828647She honestly looks like your typical gamer girl.Most girls who are into videogames look like this.Kixy and pupper are just there for the attention, not for games.
>>732828665this is what i hate about this marathon the most. you only get to see runs youve seen a million times. same game same category same runner
Staying up for 24h is not even some kind of strange thing, it's common.
>>732828203did they barely put up name donation incentive up?
Chlods is outta there
>>732828770okay time to kill myself
>>732828749That sounds super unhealthy.
>>732828964you sound super gay
>>732828964I often stay up 24h when a new game comes out, and I'm an unhealthy NEET and it's quite easy for me to do.
>>732828964>super unhealthyMaybe if you stayed up for 96 hours or something sure. 24 is nothing.
>>732824031What happened?
>>732828749No it is not, anon
I have the opposite problem i wake up in the middle of the night after 4-5 hours, i can't sleep all the way through
this guy is quite a meme lord
>>732829582Same, it fucking sucks and I'm always tired
>gets a Megamorph>"Boys only want one thing and its disgusting"
>>732829582>>732829681Use some sleep aids nigga.Even taking something simple like Magnesium can knock you out good.
>>732829681Assess your diet, physical activity and general mood anon.Always being tired generally a sign you're not really taking care of yourself.
>>732829582that's the worst thing ever. I try to make sure not to drink anything near bedtime so that I don't have to wake up to piss and also turn my room into the arctic to simulate hibernation
>>732829582>>732829681sleep apnea.
>>732829681sleep apnea spotted
bros this fucking stupid HERE COMES PLUM!!! song is stuck in my head
>>732829307
>>732830042me cum in plum
>>732830053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGJhAyoF9-I
>>732828203All smiles
Someone should donate 20 bucks for ozma
why is he playing the worst final fantasy out of the three again, this doesnt nearly hold up as well as the other two
Anything of ANY worth after day 1’s mario kart wii?
Took a shit. Any highlights from the last 2 hours?
>>732830286but enough about ff8
>Garnet Solo Character Challenge Well shit he already failed
>last run of the event>only 22k money raisedESAbros... It´s over... There will be no summer...
>>732829582I have slept exactly 4 hours in the last 3 days.
>>732830425eat more corn
YuGi brOhs are we getting a sub-2:30 underestimate??
>>732830760
You can eliminate Seto from the final gauntlet? What the fuck.
>>732830760Yu-Gi-Noh
>>732830760he has 3 megamorphs, hope luck doesnt fucks him
ffix was so boring i went back to yugioh
>>732830947Seto 2nd, at least
Gee, TWO menuing streams?
Someone should donate 20 bucks for them to steal the Plum plush and put it on stream for the ff9 runCan't have goosebert hogging all the seats
>>732830947Removes Labyrinth mage.
>>732830990Well yeah, it's a narrative heavy game and meant to be played relaxed and taking your time. It wasn't designed even remotely for speedrunning.
imagine figuring all this stuff out by yourself. must be one hell of a ride.
>>732831058nah i usually enjoy them but not fucking ffix again
>>732831029This was meant to be yesterday but the GDQ bioweapon almost finished him
I want to put my arm around and cuddle with the chick in the background with the Swan.
>>732831037>someone didnice
>>732828665Out of all the mainline PSX games, IX is the only one with set/closed character customization. Running different characters completely changes how you approach the game, while characters from VII and VIII can use any Materia/GF available at a specific point in the game, so character runs are much more same-y.
>>732831141>tfw you settle for the lowest possible bitch in your unrealistic fantasyweird man
>>732831141I believe that's Mizzow's GF/wife.
>>732831269
>>732831229wow and i didn't even have to spend 20 bucks
>>732831058>it wasn't designed even remotely for speedrunningthere is a weapon at the final dungeon that locks after 12 hours so at least this one was
>>732826405unironically using the yuro swastika is honestly the single worst thing a human being can do
>>732831375money well saved
>>732828749>>732828964>Wake up on Friday before dawn for your last weekday of wageslaving.>Do chores or whatever when back home.>Get together with friends for dinner.>Go party all night long and get wasted until dawn.Staying up for 24h is piss easy if you don't have a neurological condition and aren't old. It's skipping sleep what's truly hard.
>>73283138210 hours not 12, you're forgetting this is Europe and in Europe we had the Pal version of the Playstation that ran at 50hertz, meaning the game ran even slower. We had 10 hours, not 12.
>>732830281Is Ozma even beatable with Garnet?
>big panicking boy in the backgroundGood to see him
>>732831539Yes, but it's RNG
First wipe.
It was originally listed a Zidane solo but changed to a Garnussy solo
>>732831058>It wasn't designed even remotely for speedrunning.Speedgaming, not speedrunning. There's even a built-in reward for speedrunning the game. >>732831382
>>732831476way to miss the point>>732831345i just dont get it. when i think of myself in a fantasy setting, i also dont imagine myself in a wheel chair, with a speech impediment and shat pants. like why would you do that?
>>732831324Damn. He knew his limits.
>>732831476It's still 12 hours in the european version. The clock doesn't run any faster or slower, it's just that everything else in the game runs slower making the challenge harder.
>2 hours inguess im enjoying these 3 guys nerding out way more than i imagined
IsIs this what an underestimate FM run looks like?
>>73283188115 card doesn't count
>>732831707>i also dont imagine myself in a wheel chair, with a speech impediment and shat pants. like why would you do that?Don't you even dare Doned.
RPG Speedruns are cozy :)
>>732831870he's getting cards trying to avoid reset as much as he can, this yu gi oh final fights are brutal and there is no save in beetwen
can someone explain the final gauntlet to me and why seto can be excluded?
>>732831925>there is no save in beetwenoh i didnt know that
>>732831904>tfw i got that referenceim a fucking dinosaur man
>>732831965>6 fights>all of them with cards that vastly overpower yours>no save>the labyrinth guardian was excluded because he did 2nd seto fightthere are 3 fights where he can throw a 4500 damage monster (ultimate white eyes) in the first turn and you die in 2 turns basically
>>732832067To be fair, there's a FFTA thread on here every other week
>AIIIEEE>DIIEEEsubliminal messages
WHAT
FUCKING SAVED
Yu-Gi-Oh?
>>732832103oh ok i just have casual knowledge about the game and thought the meteor b dragon was the strongest card in the game
>>732832067>im a fucking dinosaur manTemplar or Dragoon? Please don't say Bishop.
Kaiba priest choke...
>>732832218cute post
Freya solo run when?
the archipelago for fm has an option that gives you unobtanium like BEUD. a fun stomp the first time.
Darknite looks like the "freedom ain't free" spurdo
>>732832324whats an archipelago?
>>732832490tranny nepo shit
>>732832490archipelagonounar·chi·pel·a·go ˌär-kə-ˈpe-lə-ˌgō How to pronounce archipelago (audio) ˌär-chə-plural archipelagoes or archipelagos1: an expanse of water with many scattered islands2: a group of islands3: something resembling an archipelagoespecially : a group or scattering of similar thingsan archipelago of small parks within the city
Blessed by the RNGods, holy shit
>>732830760So close!
Its rare Forbidden Memories makes it under estimate. What a crazy run.
>>732832532whats tranny nepo shit>>732832534har har
>>732832490A randomizer system for multiple games, enables multi-game/world randos. If you're into randomizers, it's worth checking out.
>>732832318I know you're just a coomer but that would be unironically more interesting, just because of the novelty. The bad thing about Freya is that you still miss out on the 'solo' part for half of Disc 1 and 2, but the routing would be different compared to what we usually get.>>732832490Mod that splices several games together and lets you scatter items and upgrades across all of them.
>>732832651https://archipelago.gg/>This is a cross-game modification system which randomizes different games, then uses the result to build a single unified multi-player game. Items from one game may be present in another, and you will need your fellow players to find items you need in their games to help you complete your own.
RATE Yugioh forbidden memories
>>732832651shit like archipelago runs
OH NO IT'S BACK
>>732832681oh that sounds fucking cool. too bad i dont really care about randomizers and rather play something from my backlog.
>>732832708B
>>732832708B, good commentary and couch.
>>732832708A+ I enjoyed it a lot.
>>732832708A, still can't believe how that seto3 fight went
>>732832708ZZZ
>>732832708A
I only missed one of the three Pokemon runs. Nice.
>>732832708A. Pretty cool run, in the end.
Mizzow is doing a good job so far, given that he obviously has a cold, and that the fate of stream 2 rests on his shoulders. Whether you like runs like this or not: He's a knowledgeable runner.
>>732832708I hate Yugioh but that was cool and funS
>>732832649Yeah, every time I see it ran it's always over estimate or DNF
techdude can you please press the frame perfect button, the 1/7000 Summoned Skull counts as frame perfect
>>732832708C (I ended up taking a nap)
>>732832708Cway too long for what it was
>>732832708A+That's as blessed a run as I've ever seen in FM. Especially good that Rixer made it a cool ride
>>732832796Everyone missed Pokémon France, the thread was all complaints about jarpigs and virtually no Pokégirl posting.>>732832817I like Mizzow but I also want 'tako and the gimp Irish runner back.
>>732832708S
nice camera retards
>>732832817just tuned in, are they doing some convoluted shit to kill party members and use other members when she is not in the party instead of just using a mod/gameshark code?
someone's hungover
>Plum plush gone from interview areawhat did she do
wait so the next 2 hours is a grind to level 99?
>>732833031filtered
>>732833049she's in ff9 stream now, someone paid 20 bucks for it
>>732833031Nice internet retard
>>732832708I'm doin' him a B
>>732833042nah, just bri'ish
>>732833042cheers
>>732833031soul
>next 3 hours is a level grind
>>732833134Christ, imagine how much better she'd look without the beer bloat
>>732833134>tfw no double-chinned slam pig to pound pints with and pork afterwhy even live?
>>732833035Yeah seems so, I also missed the first 45 minutes. He said they'll be in this location for about 3 hours, just to level Garnet to 19 (or so), so she gets access to strong enough summons to be able to solo one of the Black Waltzes.
>>732833110I see you ritualposting every thread/rating. What is this a reference to, if anything?
>>732833280>He said they'll be in this location for about 3 hours, just to level Garnet to 19 (or so)Please say you're trolling
>>732833294I'm glad you asked so I didn't have to.
>>732833109nothing wrong with my internet faggot
>Pump plumWhat did he mean by this?
>enter FF IX stream>Garnet solo challenge>they use other characters as wellhuh?
>pump plum
>>732833362Garnet is super weak. She needs to be level 19 to even stand a chance against the next boss
>>732833362First time watching a solo Garnet run?
>Pump Plum, pump PlumWhat the fuck is happening?
>>732833401Pump Plum full of Cum until Plump Plum
>>732833382How did you know I was gay??
>>732826917I am here to remind you that it has been 2 and half hours to vote this a ZZZ.
>pump plum on the floor>we need to top pump plum
>>732833426I assume she doesn't have any attack spells at all, so without Shiva she'd be stuck with her piss weak regular attack. Eiko at least has Holy at some point I think, can't remember it Garnet ever gets any offensive spells.
>>732833468
>>732833134every party girl at age 28
Stream 1 has strong stream 2 energy right now
showing chlods why i sprinkle my plum with water and put her in the microwave before taking her to the restroom
>>732833474Thanks i already did.Here is a kixy for your troubles.
>>732833134>>732833265>>732833042So, this is the new sex thot of ESA?
>>732833559Shes firmly behind Kixy and puppery but because she seems obtainable, anons simp for her more. I would all 3 btw.
>>732833557nice
>I pick the boost and I dont let it goinstantly looses it
>>732833557
PUMPING TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUM
Stream 2 was nuts in the last 10-15 minutes, love it
ayyyyy macarena
>>732833536Holy is the only damaging White spell in FFIX, and only Eiko gets it. Summons is all Garnet gets for offense, and her basic attack is atrocious until you get your hands on the first racket, which is still weak overall.
>>732833042>>732833134>Nose ring>Beer fatAlcho-pops RUINED women. You know these fuckers are drinking more than men these days, I still remember pub culture where women would drink a sherry, or a half. Not a fucking pint and certainly not tinny after tinny. Jesus Fucking hell. I blame weak, soft, faggoty men for not telling women to stop drinking after they've had a couple.
is that the kid from bomfunk freestyle all grown up?
>>732833468>Hot wheels>Cars aren't fuckable.
Okay stream2 guys, it was funny at first but it's time to let it go, buds.Wrap it up.
what is happening to stream 2
>>732833969The wheels are if you try hard enough
>hot wheels vidya i played as a kid>but nintendo DS versionwhyi was looking foward to this and looks like dog shit
>>732834018FFIX
>>732834018You have to be triple mental to do JRPG runs
>>732834018Too much Plum
>>732833557>ZZZ fag is also a simpPottery
cum in plum in cum in plum in cum in plum
>>732834048Don't worry.If it wasn't the n64 Hot wheels game, 8t was shit.You're childhood nostalgia is safe.
I feel like I should find stream 2 entertaining, but I just feel nothing.It's just empty noise.
>>732833969you lack imagination
>>732834054FFIX?IN THIS TIME OF THE YEAR?AT THIS TIME OF THE DAY?LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN STREAM 2?
>I have autism
>So I have autism>which might not be surprising given I'm in an speedrun eventBASED SELF-AWARE RUNNER
>i have autism which given that i'm in a speedrun event it's not that surprising
>>732834207it's literally just sleep deprived, borderline sick guys having fake funyou have to get on their level to enjoy it
>>732834207I think they need a few non-islanders to contrast the banter
>>732834273>>732834274>>732834284
>>732834207>JRPG run>Solo challenge run>With one of the worst characters in the gameThere's nothing to be entertained about, the runners do antics to keep SOME interest because the run itself is boring as fuck
Holy shit, everyone is sick at that event.
>>732834146love women, hate card gamessimp(le) as
>>732834171That's live molesting of geese.
THEY CUMMED IN PLUM??!
>>732834374The orgies in the middle of a flu epidemic were probably not a good idea
post plum boobs
idk what it is but I'm irked by John Safety in the same way I'm irked by a whiteknight, something about a person in power you don't want to have power
>>732834470Plum's plums are more like raisins
esa flu.... soul
>>732834374GDQ unleashed Scent on the event nibbles table
>>732834274/r/ing that fanart of Habkeinename telling Metako and Leonis about how autism is his superpower and Lightning is a fine human specimen during the FFXIV run.
>>732834527That 'let women talk' or whatever was very cringe, runner played along with it fine though
>>732834470Ain't much to post, really.
>>732834547Here
>>732834374>everyone sick as fuck>not a single mask in sightwerent europeans supposed to be smarter than americans when it comes to these things
how come nobody's wearing a mask if they're sick?seems like masks don't work at all huh
>>732834624>i decided to be germanevery time
>>732833134Source?
>>732834631>weren't yuros supposed to smarter than cattle?>why don't they act like cattle?
>>732834631>>732834638People don't wear masks for the flu in Europe.You're thinking of east Asia.
>>732834701kixy stream
>>732834363>>With one of the worst characters in the gameABSOLUTE worst. She has good survivability with her white magic, but the worst offensive options in the game. She's only truly good against mid-game mobs.
>>732834624kek
>Oooh, he doesn't know... Majestic, what have the good people at home decided to name Freya?>Sigh... "Pump Plum"Laughed!
>pink shirt runner coughs into his FUCKING HAND BEFORE HANDING THE CONTROLLER OFFYEAH I WONDER WHY PEOPLE ARE SICK
>>732834701https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2695102087literally nothing happens
>>732833557This feels wrong since kixy looks 15
>>732833134You just know these sleep around like crazy at ESA
>>732834782yeh too old
>>732824031Anyone watching that should be killed.
IM A HEADBANGA
based autism enjoyer
>>732834624Must've hallucinated the Lightning simping part, thanks Anon.
>>732834782I have bad news for you Anon: She doesn't look like 15, it's just that we have become so old that we start to assume that any woman under 30 must automatically be underage.
the "you sheep actually wear masks" shit pisses me off. you have the option for it to be a social norm for you to be able to cover your face and cop less of a chance of getting the flu from your retarded co-worker and you decide to OPPOSE that?governments were doing anti-mask laws before covid because obviously only a sketchy criminal would wear a mask. you were losing that right and now you're opposing it out of retardo contrarianism? fuck you
>>732834776>>732834727Sheeit now I have to check every hosts stream 24/7 to find out if they’re doing kinky shit?
There's nothing more annoying than someone with "fake autism" making it their entire personality
>>732834886Fuck you you're right
stop saying kupo for fucks sake, kupo
>>732833969Anon, you idiot. It applies only to the wheels.
>>732834983>actually watching the ff9 runYou get what you deserve, kupo.
>>732834753Everyone at the event has been inoculated for days, vaxxies or people with weak immune systems are already sick by this point, cough-on-hand or not.
Pum Plum?
RUNNER BTFOING WOKE GAMES ON STREAM 1
>This is when video games were good >before they became wokeBASED
>>732835013I know carfuckers are a thing rule 34 and all, but now I wonder if there is literal wheel porn
>>732834859That only happened in reality, not in the meme sadly
>he said the W wordRUN HES GONNA SHOOT THAT PLACE UP
>this is when games were good, before games were woke>fr frbased but still a zoomer, die
>>732834848>German autist anxiously pacing while everyone fucks with his controlsThat run was much better than I anticipated.
Is sixrock our guy?
>>732834983Yeah how about you KUPO DEEZ NUTS, kupo.
Banned?
>>732835218I think it was said ironically
RATE Hot wheels: Based edition
insane chud energy
>>732835252If kixy can just have a drinking stream I think it’s fine
>>732835283B
>>732835218can i get a webm prease
>>732835283B-ased antiWOKE runer
>>732835283B+
What the fuck is going around even that you’re too sick to play a video game
>>732835283BEntertaining enough, very relaxed atmo
kekekekekek what a guy
>>732835283B solid
SixChud
>>732835283A
>>732835283S+Unadulterated autism autoism and anti-woke gaming time.
>>732835283C
>>732835343Probably Noro-Virus or the like, about the only thing I could see making gaming impossible
>>732835283(B)ased
>>732835283S
He was looking off-screen at the end and did a sort of "yeah, I understand" face, I hope Charles OSHA doesn't crush him
>>732835283Onions f(A)ce
If the next game was released today it'd be called smarties crashout
She's such a fucking slut flaunting herself in front of thousands like that
>>732835283A twas fun
Stream 2 hosts have this very 4chan thread open live on stream. Say something nice to them!
What the hell is pink rape juice?
>>732835419meds
>Plum Rape GangHe can't keep getting away with it
i just heard him say pink rape twice
>>732835493Kupo!
>>732835493plum in cum
pink rape? i'm more into purple rape
yeah pink rape gang
Kweh
>>732835493If I could I would rape Garnet
>>732835493rally ho! something nice to them kweh
>>732830053guy has been a clumsy mess all event, dropped his water, knocked his ice cream
>>732835506He's not in the interview, they fucking got to him
>>732835283AI love a good racer with a chill dude who loves his stuff, what more is there to say?
wtf I also had a basket full of Hot Wheels when I was a kid
>>732835546Do not!
>>732835642Same, no one cared if they got really scuffed up.
>>732835493How you know?
>>732835642I had Thomas the Tankengine toysI think they get played with by my nieces and nephews still
>>732831467he said unhealthy, not hard there superman
>>732835493Noodle Kupo!
>>732835693CUM IN NECTAR
STOP THIS RALLY WHO QUE INSANITY RIGHT NOW
rally ho cum in plum kweh
Smarties is gonna be artificial fun or soulful kino?
Never caught these streams before. Cozier threads than /gdq/. I've been missing out.
>>732835742It's only truly unhealthy if you do it somewhat often. Undersleeping daily is much, much worse.
>Kweh's at youHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>732835882hell yeahSet up some sort of calendar alert for ESA Summer because they do a dogshit job of advertising it and I always miss the first day or so
>>732835938Dig a holeShit in holeCover up holecheckmate, kupo.
>>732835938Rally-ho cumo in Plumo!
I've never played FF9 but probably want to some dayIs it ok if I watch the speedrun, or are there amazing plot twists that I should try to experience myself?Like, "Aeris dies" type of things?
>>732836005The worst thing about FF9 is the plot so you're really not missing anything
Smarties live on stream 1
>>732835493Post benis
super metroid coop? what's that about
>>732835882GDQ is more of a rowdy circus. This is the speedrunning event and threads I genuinely look forward to
YAAAAAAAY
i come from the timeline where it was called the LIFA tree
>>732835574>>732835425
That reminds me, I bought the Chocobo's Dungeon boardgame but haven't played it yet.
>>732835882Morning to evening ESA threads have been very good for us euros
>>732836182
>>732835574quite grim
>>732834631>why dont people wear something that does nothing
If I was runner I'd wear a mask just to trigger retards.
Did you guys hear that mario coin sound right before the laughed about something unrelated?
>>732835574Quest 64 didn’t even finish And didn’t kunitsu go 30 minutes over estimate?
>>732836393Not the flex you think it it.
>>732836313it gives you a -5% disease spread boonit's 'bout that irl minmaxxing
>>732836406no?
>>732836393Make sure to shit your pants too to really make your imaginary friends mad.
>>732836393>I'd wear a dress and makeup to trigger homophobesDo what you must, gay boy.
>>732836393If I was Chuck I'd sell feed and seed just to trigger Sneed
>>732836419>>732836492>>732836493>>732836504Triggered? ;)
>>732836419Well it sure as shit upset several anons anyway.
>>732836393You don't even have to wear it, and already triggered them
>>732835493CUM IN PLUM TO BLESS THE RUN
>>732835283I'm doin' him a B
>>732836564
>this is John Runner to John WifeSo she really is his wife.
>real early morning energy from both streams>it's 3pm at the venueWTF?
>>732836458does nothing. you can wear your face placebo if you want, but it does nothing.
>>732836564Next you'll figure out you don't even have to post anything to imagine people as mad.
How come SixChud can speak perfectly fine english but the other finn was rolling his R's like crazy. Is Six a finnoswede?
This smarties run is a bit of a bust. Six knows jackshit, the runner is boring and the ogre is just sitting there doing nothing.
>>732836691Everyone's deathly ill. I think they mentioned something about poisoned pink rape juice?
I live in South Florida, in a majority white (80% non-hispanic white), wealthy town. I can count on one hand the amount of trannies I have seen IRL, and this is coming from a guy that likes to drink on the weekends with friends and sometimes go to Miami. But then I boot up a fucking stream like this and there are trannies everywhere, can someone explain the discrepancy between real life and the internet?
>>732836760they drank the plum-aid!?!??
>>732836764>Trannies have autism>Autism is speedrunning
>>732836764speedrunning is something only autists do and like the vast majority of trannies are autists
>>732836764What stream are you fucking watching?
>>732836702It helps shield bad scents and also keeps you warm
>>732836725yeah I thought it'd be better, oggy has been pretty fun during other runs, maybe it's the sickness that's got people on low battery
>>732836725yeah this is not even an entertaining jank game
>>732836702>probably>uncertainthat'll be USD $150million + tip for the research
When does FFIX start?
>>732836809stream 3
>>732836764Boca?
>>732836853Sunday, right at the start of ESA.
>>732836853Tomorrow
>>732836884A bit further north. Boca is more Jewish anyhow
>>732836948West palm.
>>732836959Very close to west palm, like within a 15 minute drive but yeah
>>732837006I used to live in lake worth.
>>732836812Evaporation is part of normal metabolism to concentrate nutrients. To wear a face diaper you are hindering evaporation. The feeling of being cold on the other hand is the minerals binding themselves to the tissue.
>>732836850wish i could get into a cozy research grift gig>>732836812>problems nobody hasyou know what, you go ahead and wear one
>>732837051Yeah I go there every once in awhile. I want to leave South FL though, it's too expensive and my parents are boomers that want me to make it on my own
>>732835574i missed the most of it thanks to graveyard shift and the fucked up sleep. looks like it was more good than bad runs. what the hell happened at red alert? did eveyone on all of 4chan rate?
so smarties are a british thing?never seen them on a local grocery
>>732837252mostly just coomers drooling over the cutscenes
>>732837158I was in the 561 area for more than a decade. Place became boring as fuck. Good memories though. I was there when City place was new.
>>732837293european mnms
Holy fuck why even run this game when even the runner is bored out of his mind?
Holy shit, he died
Guess he wasn't so Smartie
>>732837330We also got Smarties in Canada.
HE'S TAKING A SHIT ON THE COUCH
>>732837252>what the hell happened at red alert?*shrugs*
>>732837252>good speedrun>good commentary>funny cutscenes>runner dropping f-bombs>runner denying dono readerthe alternative was a low energy tumblr landwhale playing disney kart on stream 1 so this seemed like god entertainment by comparison
>>7328373954/10 cutie in the back
>>732837395>Well at least they paid 20 dollars to charity to get you to do that>Charity?
>>732837395A majestic shit.
>>732837382In the US they have a tablet candy called smarties too.
>>732837416The runner also posted in the thread after his run.
>>732837293In britain they call them Smaa-ees.
>>732833557Where is this from
>that maniacal laugh from the audience
Why’s chlods sound like she just got fucked for 6 hours straight?
>>732837382do you get your smarties from an official smarties retailer?
>>732837524Sweden
>>732837532Because RebelDragon had to leave for a 6h Kixy session.
>>732837524The Plum room.
One of those hit sound effects was also used in Yoda Stories. Like a cartoon squelch sound.
>>732837532She engaged in the centuries-old bri'ish tradition of drinking all night
>>732837532Ask Hypno >;3
How the hell are they supposed to finish the rest of FFIX in 8 hours if they're going to grind here for one more hour?
>>732837630I was rewatching Game of Thrones the other day, and a pouch of coins was tossed.It was the sound effect of receiving gold from a sold auction in World of Warcraft
>Game overKEK
>>732837507right, one anon said he would run at this. that was probably him, unless we got even more over there
OHH N—-
>>732837756There gonna stop at 12 hours and then do another 12 hours tomorrow.
RATE M&M WAHOO'S FOR THE PLAYSTATION NATION. (DNF)
>>732837756I don't know either, I guess we better watch and find out together!
>>732837794DNF
lol game over
>>732837794C
>>732837794F
>>732837776A lot of the runners/staff/tech have posted in the thread so i guess there is a lot of them.
>>732837436She became the 4/10 cutie in the front
>>732837794B-It was entertainingdidn't overstay its welcome
>>732837808>I guess we better watch and find out together!c-can we hold hands too?
>>732837776There are tons of people there who post here. Hypenigga, tech guys, multiple runners just from this event.
>>732837861Imagine the sex
>>732837794I'm doin' him a C
<3
>>732837794C, sad yet appropriate ending
>>732837918pls no
>>732837857>>732837903really? is 4chan still cool? i thought this was a retirement home for geriatric racist retards
>>732837794F for DNFing twice in a row
>dnf>incentive>dnf incentive
>>732837861at this point, I only want someone nice to live with
>>732837861cute pugs
>>732837794D, not even SixGod could save this shart
>>732837987but that's the ultimate endgoal
soup her metroid next les go
There is something about this David guy that seems off.
>>732837980the game is just that shitty.
>>732837794B it was a B run
>>732837903Kinda nice that most people there seem to be cool with the threads. It's weird that other marathons are so wary of them, because they don't fit their "clean" image or whatever. Feels like they are denying a part of themselves. Participating and not giving a fuck about the shitposting is the best way to deal with it anyway.
what happened? game crashed?
Play Frame Perfect PLEASE Techbro
>Sound Voltex run>Runner: ozzy88He's turning 38 this year maybe or maybe not.
kek, she hid behind the bear to eat the banana
My run's up next, wish my luck!
>>732838187HOT
>>732838187are girl
>>732838189
>>732838187clever girl
>>732838187what a smartie
>>732838189Based /ourqueen/
>>732837956It's the only place with decent speedrun threads that don't suck up to whatever the event orangisers are doing (reddit).>>732838102>It's weird that other marathons are so wary of themKind of different in GDQ's case where 50% of the runs have a troon involved in some way. And you know, 4chan = fascism.
where are the developers for the smarties game now?
>page 9MIGGY NOW >>732797025 >>732797025 >>732797025 >>732797025
Top zoomer.
kek
>Stream 2 FF>Stream 1 schedule with Super Metroid, Minish Cap, Mario Kart and SM64Today is a cozy day. I hope it can be as good as yesterday
>>732838361>It's the only place with decenti would really like to know how many people actually are in these threads. when you look at the charts it's gotta be 10-100. from all over the world? kinda insane to me
>>732838187heh
>>732838449good job idiot
>>732838515greetings from Uruguayi hate women
>>732838581why is the bears face stained
>>732838612Were you at the Juntada Therian in Plaza Independencia?
SHIGGY MIGGY DIGGY>>732838449>>732838449>>732838449
Don't actually show me the kid that's gonna die fuckers
>>732838581h-hot
Only real miggers get in here>>732838642>>732838642>>732838642
>>732838698>that's gonna die fuckersthat kid be dead already, idiot
>>732838449>>732838673You know we can see the archive icon by just hovering on the cross-link, right?
Why does chlods sound like she has a remote controlled vibrator in her pussy?
>>732838581Don't she have OF?
>>732838729I don't want to use that thread
>>732838515Space that out across so many runs, and not just the people who make every run? And the lurkers? And the people aware of the threads? More than a handful, I'll say that
>>732838779I thought OF was for attractive women.
