Stream 1Now: Gaming Quiz League Next: Super Mario 64Later: SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - RehydratedStream 2Today and tomorrow: FFIX ($20%) - Garnet only runhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732850682
Good morning,I hate women so much.
I hate miggers
miggin' slowly
Migged
>>732861867>Now: Gaming Quiz Leaguethis is going to be fucking cancer isn't it
>mouse box placed to hide her thighs
>>732861958real european women while americans only have trannies
>Magipoka OPI didn't expect to feel nostalgia today.
MIGGY
>>732861958It's kinda funny how most of the trannies have been Americans
>>732861958>90% of trannies in ESA are AmericansThe problem goes deeper.
post some hot puppery thanks
>>732861958One thing i noticed was even though the women are hotter the donations suffer as a result. This is because Better Men which lets be honest are the majority of the viewers on stuff like GDQ don't like hot bitches because they probably think its gonna make their wife jealous and take Tyrones kid and leave. These subhumans ruined everything more than troons. In fact they encourage troons because then when their wife sees an ugly """woman""" she won't be jealous.
migged
MOLEY MOLEY MOOOLE
I NEED Kixy to sit on my face
>>732861958Europeans walk, don't drink soda with every meal and have food standards. American and Canadian health is fucking horrifying when you realized how much you have to fuck with a person's environment to weight more than 300 pounds.
what stream are we looking forward to tonight? superior matteo 64?
luv euro bants
>>732862078Such as?
migged. also is mario kart over? i couldnt stand that.
>>732862145medications, and like, very fast
Plum is pumpable, confirmed
>>732862221They're doing the post-run interview
is hypno gay
Are these his achievements?
Anyone got a chart?
>>732862305He's european
>>732862280
>>732862181Yet RebelDragon is the fattest man to ever appear in these events. Interesting.
>>732861958Those are just attention seekers that probably don't even care about games
>>732862305Nah, he's been slamming chlods the entire week
Pumping Plum is ESA approved, post your hot glue videos in their discord.
Hello and welcome to ESA 2026
>>732862305Yes, he’s jewish.
>>732862341anglos are the beta test of burgers
>>732862318last one i think >>732857945
God I cant help but fap to the girls right now
>>732861958If you were a woman, would you go anywhere near GDQ?Jamie pull up Megamind
>>732862280I wonder what panties she's wearing and their color
>>732862406Meanwhile at GDQ.
>mario 64 is the last good run of the marathonWhy did they put all the shit runs on the last 2 days?
>>732862406Man...
where chrism360
>>732862431is this your new seethe, done with the transgender or jewish schizoposting?
>>732862498Do it to the guy instead.
>>732862593he's next isn't he?
(You) me when the next run starts ok?
>>732862614
>>732862567but it's a sm64 randomizer
>>732862072Did you see the tiny Fumo during soundvoltex?
>>732862659>the next runOn stream 2?
>>732862567There's still Spyro 2, Gimmick 2, Dust, Streets of Rogue, Tomb Raider I-III, Doom and Castlevania left though?
>>7328627131
Maeve mentioned
this is kinda cute unlike the gdq theatre bits
>>732862773It really isn’t
god has abandoned us
>Come to ESA, it's been never betterHypno, I don't think that statement is true..
>>732862659!
>thread is just simping for a bunch of attention seekerAnd I thought GDQ threads were bad
what the fuck is this
BRUTAL mogging
GO REBELDRAGON GOOOOOO
CAM ON REBEL SCORE SOME FACKING POINTS
>rebeldragon1488HHhe just saved the ESA and you're complaining?
in AVE
>>732862894absolute size of that man
>>732862865Thanks, anon
damn left is so fake those thighs on the right though awooga
team rebeldragon log inour boy is gonna slay this trivia shit
These 2 bitches are whores. They wouldn't date you faggots. They would only go for tall good looking Chads and i hate the fact that they keep pushing them after every single fucking run. They probably didn't ever run a single game and are only here to show themselves of and advertise their social media accounts indirectly which you cocksuckers will go subscribe to like the misserable cuck faggots you are.
He hungers.
it's my boy the unit
Quiz time
FAT FUCK
>>732862072Missed it, since I had the stream open on the 2nd monitor while playing some vidya
>>732862961meds
>1h of thisWake me up in 1h>>732862961They are make a wish shills, they probably get paid most of the fundraising money to be there.
Jackie Chan
>billy mitchel?????
>>732862773It’s definitely more bearable
>>732862894>>732862927Thanks stream 2.
>gameshow>skenmy
Im bored already
God damn Quizzers
>>732862961you will never be white
what the hell is this?
why doesn't rebel just absorb the contestants?
I GDQ did this the entire chat would shit on them now and call it self-jerking
>>732863067the real billy mitchel
>>732863067KING BILLY THE FIRST OF HIS NAME
>>732862961>sees women>starts sperging and writing his weird cuck fanfictionCalm down bro you can get your men in dresses when summer gdq starts
This is a RebelDragon95 boardBtw how did his darkest dungeon run go? I left like 10mins after he restarted
Why does RebelDragon95, the largest contestant, not simply eat the other five?
>>732863143Not watching Stream 1, not video games
>>732863067ESA risking a law suit with that question...>>732862961Do you seethe over booth babes and tv presenters as well?
>>732862401Don't do that to a plushie
>>732863197tech issues (not to tech niggas fault this time) but it was nice
>>732863143gdq doesnt have rebeldragon
Why doesn't RebelDragon95 eat the moon?
>>732862543None.
>>732863143They had a quiz either last summer or the one before and it was a disaster since Adef is the only one of their moderators who actually plays games and could answer the questions.
>>732863143Because it would be mostly troons, and americ*ns
Why are they putting hints along with every question?
isnt heroes of might and magic NOT the first person games?
>>732863197They reset the timer as well as the save and he beat it after 41 minute. He had to verify game cache to make the game work lol.
>>732863198lel
Why aren't their scores on screen techfag
Did I just hear>The Ganon sword
>>732863309Yes. It's the non-first person spinoff (HoMM) of the first person franchise (M&M)
>>732863341me on the right
>>732863198>fivefuck I had "rebeldragon95" still on the mind
>>732862834From his perspective, it’s true. He’s never fucked more in his life.
Why is it that every time I click on this stream it's retards casually playing something that isn't remotely a speedrun. God, this is easily the absolute worst speedrunning event ever, it's been consistently bad for years. This is just twitch kid entertainment hour.
>>732863046schizoanon, give it a rest
>>732863448There's been a speedrun on stream 2 for the last 9 hours, why are you complaining
>>732863448>Why is it that every time I click on this stream it's retards casually playing something that isn't remotely a speedrun.You're just unlucky
stream 2 has been surprisingly comfy
>>732863489>jarpig menutrash>speedrunyea no
more like the unc scrolls lmao
you guys call rebeldragon fat, yet here he is beating the esa plague
>>732863448Pretty sure this wasn't something really planned and that they did with the runners getting sick. Tbh it's not really terrible
>>732863578more like eating the plague
>>732863578Natural armor
i bet kixy is patient zero and she brought the disease into the event
>>732863578A virus needs to hit critical mass to incapacitate, and that critical mass is bigger with bigger people, just like with alcohol.He's not sick now, but he'll be fucked a day or two later.
>>732863489Every single time it's>HERES MY 12 HOUR LONG "SPEEDRUN" THATS 4 HOURS BEHIND WORLD RECORDI mean Jesus dude, I check that literal black power GDQ event and they were playing rayforce and shit. Why can't yuropoors actually play games? I'm starting to realize all of 4chans problems are due to yuropoors.
>>732863625strong against blunt, weak to piercing tho
>>732863578well fed immune system
Who is winning?
RebelDragon95 simple ate the virus.
732863685trying too hard
>>732863578The virus knows it stands no chance inside the iron temple that is Rebel's rotund body. The weak should fear the strong.
stop feeding the troll
>>732863685cry about it
RebelDragon looks like he plays mono green
>Bethesda RPG seriesFUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF
>iconic Bethesda seriesNo. Interplay forever.
>>732863764>don't let him disrupt the clique my brothers, individual thought is trolling!!! nevermind that I've endlessly whined about and ruined everything else
Wow the quiz is so easy even I can get like 90% answers rightWhat is this, a quiz for NORMIES??
/ourlad/ getting fucked over on these questions
why are they giving the hardest questions to rebeldragon? RIGGED
this is too cringe for me and its rigged
Back from my vacation. Probably due to link spam. My bad.Glad the event picked up, but shame I couldn't do Run-sensitive requests. Let's try to pick up the slack, give me some Plum requests.
>>732863875yea they gave him the harder questions
>>732863875/ourlard/
This speedrunner was once famous for playing The Wind Waker
This format sucks. Just do Jeopardy instead.
>>732863887they better be fucking careful
>you think i played anything after 1999Based
>>732863904Plum but Dark Souls
>>732863904Plum and Vivi doing a brofist or somethingOr Plum with mini-Vivi sitting on her hat
>>732863904RebelPlum95
>>732863904RebelPlum95 running for ESA winter
Why are these all babby mode questions
>>732863904rebeldragon boning plum!
>doesn't know any modern triple A trashWhat a hero.
>>732863904Welcome back! I'm still hoping for someone to do Plum operating forklift, but I also like that one anon's request of Plum swimming underwater in Lara Croft style.
Damn these are really easy
>>732863448>>732863685Why are tranime posters so low IQ?
>>732863904We missed you plumchad
Alyyx wasn't in Half.Life, she first appeared in Half-Life 2 TOUGH!
What did he do this time? Is he hording all of the speedrun tech?
>>732864037Alyx isn't in Half Life THO
>>732864093xhe's right thougheverbeit
MIKE TROONYAMA MENTIONED
>>732864172what's he doing right now
>>732864093Dude I am literally better at video games than every single person at this event and I'm not even good
>>732864037oops accidental (you) sorry
IM A HEADBANGA
Gun and Ball is popular with this type of gamer.
>an hour of this>i'm out
1 h o u rof this
>>732864269american
The billy mitchell questions are kinda funny ngl
>Keeps bringing up Billys recordsESA why are you risking law suits?
NEVER PROVEN THAT KING BILLY CHEATED
BEHOLD. Have YOU drawn your Plum for 2026 winter yet?
>>732864093Person you're replying to has been seething about ESA for years and you can tell its them because they always to need to attach an anime girl to their post.
Of course /ourguy/ knew instantly
WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES?
>>732863904>>732864013Not that anon but I like the idea of Plum swapping hats/costume with Vivi.
speedrunning...?
>>732864381The questions are videogame relatedAnd this is a game we're watching on a video
Reminder this is the kind of stuff they used to do with metako in charge
>>732864330Nah, I don't feel like it either...
>>732864436You win this time, Anonymouse
>>732864381The same place as always.
>>732864381Inside the Plum Room
>>732864469
>>732864390>>732864013Vivi sounds like a good idea given the long FF runs. I'll give that one a shot. I see people wanting a RebelPlum, but not sure how I'd tackle that. Hmmm
>>732864229Why does the thumbnail look like bunch of thighs to me with stockings and garterbelts and 3 anime girls side by side in black, white and white hoodies?
>>732864330No, but I did generate that one bun image of her.A previous year I generated a song out of the draw requests,
>>732864381stream 3 you fucking poser
>>732864531
>mizzow had to beg to lower the Ozma goal because he sees how dead the event isgrim
>>732864572Stream 3 doesn't hit the same after the incident
>>732864606
>>732864634>filtered by some real gore on screendude just go watch gdq vods
>>732864206inviting kids to speedrun in his basement
>>732864667
>>732864478I see my plum!
>>732864770
hsblue mentioned
>>732864770Paulister really grew on me, wonder how he's doing with having to do that 1 year military(?) thing.
>>732864845
how can someone dont know it wtf
>Which 1996 N64 platformer which has two words and the number "64" in the title lets you control the titular "Super Mario"as you collect stars in a 3D environment and defeat the evil Gay Bowser.>Uhh.... pass
This GBA game requires you to harness the power of the sun in your hands.
>>732864923do you have the wrestling one
>>732864845All of this webm spam feels like a community rep going into damage control overdrive and not a single one is related to video games
>>732864923
>>732864968Uhhh, Hideo Kojima
>>732864968spider-man 2 the movie game
>>732864969
>>732864968
>>732864997
>>732865101wrong game plum you idiot
>>732865153
>>732865153Europeans are quite interesting
>>732865101Literally the power of the sun in your hands.
>>732865101Great gifGod i love this game
>>732865169suck my ESA
>>732865235Thats a Oirishman and American kissing
>>732864969whoops did the wrong one before
>Which Half-Life characters name starts with "Gordon" and ends with "Freeman." This character has a misaligned texture on the back of his left knee and shaves his pubes on a sundayWho's writing these
>>732865287they're doing this to the quiz host if rebeldragon doesn't win by the way
>>732865287kino
>>732865318mysterious audience member
>>732865287Chat is this real?
>>732865287How did they manage to broadcast this on Live TV? A person just died!
The red-hatted plumber has gone from saving a damsel in distress from a gorilla to having adventures in outer space. On his iconic hat is, quite fittingly, the letter 'M'.
for the next question, name ONE playstation 5 videogame
>>732865463Red Luigi?
>>732865484astro bot
>>732865463Monic the hedgehog
dragon fuckers league > gaming quiz league
>>732865463Jump (M)an!
>>732865463Focus
>>732865484Jackie Chan's Fists of Fire
>>732865502
>>732865463Megaman!
i dont think i can handle stream 2 anymore
>>732865484PlayStation Store
>>732865484uhh... shit uh... uh... ADOLF HITLER
>>732863904Plum pulling a chrono legionnaire on Goosebert to erase him from timeOr Plum and Carville being grumpy about being stuck in Canada
>>732865287Now get them to do some real Greco-Roman wrestling.
>>732865484Halo Campaign Evolved
Why is he so fat
Toasty domination.
>>732865484Home button
>used Sumire's real name
>>732865683Big Bones
>>732865683Which one
guys i'm watching stream 4. plum is on
>>732865683Jammy dodgers
>>732865754the dragon sized one
how did rd95 blow the persona question
>>732865484Netflix
Our boy getting destroyed
>>732865683he devours each opponent he kills
>>732865287GAWD ALMIGHTY HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
>>732864845This reminds me of esa mommy...
>>732865796It is kinda cute when fat nerds post anime reaction pics
>>732865808if you haven't played Royal you wouldn't recognize Sumire, and if you didn't play Strikers Sophia would have you second guessingbut anything involving tarot should immediately be Persona
King's bounty CHADS
>>732865101Why is she everywhere?!!!
GDQ lore
This iconic game director broke out from the videogame industry when he assassinated prime minister Shinzo Abe. Reportedly, the Japanese officer who first arrested him had a large '!' appear above his head when he sighted the artist turned assassin.
>>732865932japanese neil druckmann
>>732865932Kojima!No wait, Hideo!
>>732865683Big John replacement
>>732865932Don't forget he invented the camera.
New WR on stream 1?
Oh boy I love ESA threads, just spamming the same old webms over and over and over again!
>>732865932Shigasato Itoi
>>732865932John Kojimbo
>>732865932Samihida Hydeyama.
>>732865932Kojimbo the Himbo
Rate Gaming Quiz League
>>732866102F
>>732866102B
>>732866054I am more of a plum enjoyer myself.
>>732865932Have you seen this man?
>>732866102no I don't think I will
>>732863046WAKE UP!
>>732866102C+
>>732866054 do not redeem the webm saar!
>>732866102D, was something
>>732866102B, not a speedrun but I liked it, rigged for /ourlad/ tho
>absolute state of play in 5 minutesi'll miss you guys so much
>>732866102Z
>>732866102D not a speedrun
>>732866102no(t a speedrun)
This ESA Winter 2026 segment reviewed poorly among critics.
>>732866102CThe thread was better than the event
>>732866102D
>>732866102C, it was alright for a quizshow thing.
>>732865879hmmm...
>>732866230>watch state of play>return in time for spongebobcomfy
>>732866298WHO IS ESEA WINTER 2026 "CLASSICS" ARCHIPELAGO
I have watched a lot of it but i'm sure i missed the very shit runs, did ESA have its own lil pic related
>>732866230Enjoy your no games anon.
>>732866446RuneScape
>>732866425>>732866472i'm only in for the ride(shitpost thread)
Ooh, you vant ze super mario 64 speedrun? You vill vatch ze randomizer und you vill enjoy it
Why isn't shit loading?
(You) me when the next run on Stream 1 begins
>>732866102B, actually enjoyed it
>>732866581i'm staying for super quaduper uber marcello 64 and just scrolling the thread trying to decipher what got announced
Only 3 of the players are here because the couch is too small.
whoa
Did RebelDragon95 get bigger since the last time he was on screen?
Damn he big
What's his secret?
>the 4th guy had to be left out because RebelDragon isn just too hugeKINO
>>732866721MOGGED
>>732866786He's always hungry.
>>732866786Lots of fast food and no exercise
>>732866786activated sugars
>>732866721Kek
>>732866778do a recount of the people at the event
>Rebeldragon, largest runner, is in fact simply eating the smaller runners
>>732866721>>732866786Mogs
>>732866786Consumes lesser speedrunners to gain their power.
>>732866786You can fit a 1000 PS5's in this guy!
>>732866786Is he the same or skinnier? Secret, he eats way too much shit.
>>732866786He went to the USA for speedrun training
>>732866721our lad mogs everyone.
>>732866946He gains their speedrunning abilities by eating their hearts.
>>732866721The 4th one is inside of RebelDragon's intestines.
How do you get THAT fat? I eat like total garbage and I'm as fat as the red shirt guy. No one can eat worse than me or be as inactive as me, I don't believe it. I'm probably ten years older than him too, he literally couldn't even have enough time to eat more than me. Metabolism? I thought mine was shit.
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
>>732867601he's speedrunning a heart attack
>>732867601People like that commit the biggest sin. They replace water with soda. Also they're sedentary. Somebody working a non-desk job will get a decent amount of movement.
>>732867601just eat more lol
Ok Mario time!
>>732867601noob
>>732867601You can get really fat really fast with just shitty food and beer. I assume he drinks because he is british.
I shall return after the Absolute STATE of Play
>>732866102Dback background fillerWould've been ok for a 5 min inbetween run filler, not for as long as it was tho
why is super francesco green
Oh cool, never seen nonstop
>>732867835probably used to keep track
>Untested seedKek here we go
why not hit the bully with the lava animationI sometimes do that on purpose because it hits them multiple times
Oh boy, rev up the bricked seed
>>732867601Whatever you eat daily, add a pizza to that every day, after a few weeks you will get fatter, then add another pizza, build it up and you get giant fat arses. It is possible to eat yourself to death. Being active doesn't even matter, when you're eating that much to be that fat you can't out run the fork, it's not possible.
>>732868062I've been drinking between 6 cans of beer to 2/3rds of a 80proof bottle of alc roughly 4-5/7 days a week for 13 years straight now, while not doing sports.I'm still only 160lbs.
Does anyone here remember what happened to PACE?
>>732868224What's the point of randomizing if you pre-select out random outcomes?
>>732868489Now eat pizza through the day while doing that. Gotta combo the beer with pizza and bugers to really get it going.
>>732868489shitty food AND beer
>>732867601its SSRI's probably Escatilopram
>Nonstopmight aswell not randomize
>>732866102S because I'm a quizfag
>>732868647People are used to tested seeds for randomizers because the pussies at GDQ always do that.
>>732868489You could easily fit a bag of chips and few sleeves of cookies in there.
>>732868667>>732868674I eat burger king 3 days a week too. 2 double chili cheese + long chicken or crunchy chicken.
>>732868667eating deepfried shit and loads of sugar will get you a lot fatter than pizza
>>732868617Plum's Anus's Creamy Excrement?
I do not care for randomizers.
>>732868862And, there are people who eat and drink more than you to become bigger than you
>>732868617Wasn't it some sort of financial drama?
Guys new Dead or Alive is in development. Just confirmed.
>>732869093Agreed. Miyamoto already made it perfect.
anything interesting from the absolute state of play?
>>732869192Yeah from what I remember, that + rule breaking/disagreements and eventually the guy behind it just called it quits
>>732869226
>>732869348Plum 2
>>732869459
I would never trust the opinion of a thin gamer, only large lads have good taste
>>732869348plum kart
>>732869459Plumbers Revenge?!
There was a Plum 1?
>are the coins color bleeding on this monitorshoutouts to the sponsor
>>732869285Agreed, so true. This is practically an act of vandalism.
>>732869226Cool, but I but I don't like playing fightan games
>>732869348Plumborne
>>732869451I miss this lad
>>732869572plum skin for custer's revenge
>>732869173Thing is, normal meals (600-1000kcal) 2x a day + alc STILL shouldn't be able to bloat you to these levels.Literally all I do is game, walk to/from work 45min a day, and walk to the grocer 15min every second day. It's all eating+drinking+anime and gaming.you NEED to actively try to get that fucking fatI know I'm dying in 4-5 years of spotty liver. What the fuck are these lardasses doing???
>>732869679>pictureme last night watching the dead kids ads
This bitch still can't read donos? How bad can you be?
>>732869985reeding hard
>>732869808Bro, you walk 1hr/dayThat's like 10 times more exercise than fatties do on a week.
>>732869093i've played the alttp randomizer a few times when i felt like playing something absolutely brainless. with guides and trackers, the game is already figured out for you beforehand.it's really just gambling with time. like roguelikes.
>>732869808i think it's binge eating, it's not the main meals but the in between calories that fuck you up. saying this as a fit dude who used to be a big BHOY
>>732869808walking?
>>732869451I miss him
>>732869985>Do we have time for a quick donation?>We... uhh h-have uhh.... five.... five dollars f-from uhhh... We have five p-dollars... uh
>>732869679>>732870270He is in a better place now
>>732869405It's a shame because I quite liked the smaller scale, and how people were just trying to play games quickly.
>>732869451RIP
>>732869985>>732870346I want to hold her hand while I teach her to read.
what does nonstop mean for a randomizer?
>>732870669getting a star doesn't kick you out of the level
The only thing interesting about randomizers is the on-the-fly routing, 100% randomizers are pointless and stupid.
>>732870669The game doesn't stop and boot you out of the level when you get a star
>>732869808>wake up>full english for breakfast + tea with sugar and biscuits>bit hungry waiting for lunch so down a bag of crisps or nuts>2 club sandwiches for lunch + cola>snack on more crisps/chocolate/whatever>eat pizza for dinner + a fuck load of alcohol>get hungry before bed so finish packet of biscuits>repeat this everydayYou'll be fatter in no time even if you walk an hour.
>>732870734>>732870793Cool, thanks bros.
>>732870923just to answer a question that may be asked: usually if you hold a button (like L) when collecting a star you'll exit normally as opposed to pausing and resetting to the lobby
>>732870790Yeah, this is just a game of him searching every level one after another. This would be boring to play, let alone watch.
how can niggas be fat just eat plain oatmeal (with water or milk) in the morning and evening and you literally cannot get fat
>>732871243even if you're fat if you start doing oatmeal you'll spend 80% less time on the shitter no joke
>>732871243>Just eat like a Medieval monk everyday
>>732871485>he doesn't like oatmealskill issue
>>732871485>He doesn't want to live in a monastery
>>732871485What do you eat for breakfast then?
>mentioning emotes on streamGDQ would be fuming right nowFrankerZ
>>732871875For me, it's the McChicken.
>>732871485Willpower is weak until it is built up
>>732862308This makes Chlods wet
>>732871875zero cal redbull, coffee
>>732871243Bold of you to assume that fat people are even trying not to be fat.
Lmao it’s OVER
>>732871875a coffee and a smoke.
>>732870073
>>732872404the shitting combo
>half A pressesNo such thing
TJ "Henry" Yoshi seething
Did you see it?
>nigger hill
>>732872762>silent hill N
>>732872762wrong thread anon
they turned trevor belmont into a twink, or a woman, on state of play so i cringed my intestines out of my ass and came back here limping, how's the run
>>732872504Sexo with Draco womne
It's pronounced Fieri not Fieri
>>732873067You're making that up
>>732872683wtf
>>732872762>>732872925>>732872951kek
>>732873009Fast levels except for 1 starI'd pray the Castlevania game will be good but "Netflix" and modern Konami doesn't instill hope
>>732873703
>>732873703Why is he so small?
>>732873703He's shredding!
SM64 is such a good speedrunning game. I'm not even watching but i love hearing his little noises
>>732874184I wanted to do one where the guitar is really big and the fella is really small. every time i make one of these the guitar starts out huge and it makes me laugh, so i wanted to share that feeling.
>>732874595>WAHOO
>>732873703The other guy can shred too
>>732874913Based
>>732874951kek
>>732874595For me it’s the musicBut i’m watching this one, even randomizer runs can be enjoyable apparently
>wake up 10 hours ago>tune in to FFIX>fat lady is laughing nonstop>go to work>come home>tune in to FFIX>fat lady is laughing nonstopi kind of admire her enthusiasm
How was the Xcom run earlier today?
>>732875435Absolute Xcom tier trainwreck
>>732875251Music too ofc. I said noises but it's mostly every single sound in the game, even the coin collecting
>>732875251I agree with those guys, Slider is the best track
>>732875435pretty perfect for an X-COM run>gets fucked over by RNG, aliens acting retarded and being bad>goes 15 minutes overestimate>at the last moment before they kill the run, kills the final boss with a blind rocket shotI don't think I'd recommend watching it but it was funny live
Sigmario if he real...
Green?
>>732875484>>732876123Kek. I'll have to watch it later.
the absolute state of play... save me mario
Back from the absolute fucking state of play
>>732877001John Wick and Chicken musou looked interesting. Also new mahvel fightan I guess
You youngsters wouldn't know, but back in my day Mario wasn't voiced by a minimum wage intern they conveniently had on staff to read Nintendo Direct announcements
>>732877301Ok grandpa, time for you to eat your oatmeal, take your meds and go to bed.
>>732875412>Decide to check what you mean>Go to Stream 2>Fat lady is laughing nonstop
>no ratchet and clank ports/remasters from ps2/ps3 jailanother state of shit
How has the Mario run been?>>732877287Wick was the only thing I felt excited about.
>>732877001>no interest in anything shown>silent hill shows up>hmm, location loos more in line with what i want>it's first person>interest plummetsI'm just going to hope the Silent Hill 1 remake is good, and they tone gown the goddamn combat.
shoutouts to simpleflips
>>732874951>RB guitardisgusting, not on my watch
>>732877685Pretty good, got really fucked by piranha plant spawn tho
>>732877001>>732877280i like the og god of wars, sue me
>>732877959I generally dislike randomizers, but watching now
>>732878095>GODS!
We must be better speedrunners.
Also back from Absolute State of Tits Play
>>732878387kill goosebert and my plum is yours
I'm surprised every time I remember they made a Saw game, let alone multiple.
>>732878587anything interesting for someone who is never gonna buy a console again?
>>732878729Not really, mostly remakes and remasters + Silent Hill - I can't breathe edition
>two multihour pokeshit runs coming up>one of them is a fucking archipelago randomizerPete... where are you...
mario is gay and he killed a kid
>>732878119Same, but it works for this gameMetroid/zelda randomizers are aids though
>>732879097the zelda 1 randomizer rearranges the dungeons and it's pretty cool
>>732878119>gameplay is still the same, runner has to use his skills to adapt to different layouts on the fly, open levels accomodate lots of different routes well>objective and progress is clearvs>runner walking between predetermined spots for checks until he gets lucky enough to find the stuff he needs ot beat the game
>>732878729Well most of the games come to PC so no. MGS4 is coming to PS5 but somehow the collection vol.2 didn't mention PC this time outright, mysterious.But yeah new Dead or Alive, Silent Hill Detroit, John Wick game, new anime jrpg's, and uh.. God of War trilogy being remake'd.
>>732879000>coming up>one in around 6 hours and another in around 16 hoursI mean, you're technically correct, but I think of something different when reading coming up.
I hate the webcam setup on stream 1. It makes it look like the room is literally empty for every single run.
>>732879302even the latter has routing to either prioritize multiple checks at once or setting things up so smaller checks flow nicely.
>>732879302this anon is correct
>>732879302Yea that’s about it
>>732879620Wait Vinter don-
>>732879601I like watching people do low/no-logic Zelda runs because there are many obscure and difficult tricks and sequence breaks you can do, but in a speedrun setting it's still too much>I hope this is progress>it isn't>oh well onto the next check
>>732879601Yes, but this bullshit is completely fucking inscrutable to the average viewer
>>732880191though saying that a long OoT no logic on stream 2 with a skilled player and proper commentary would be kino
rip
i'm a chokester
choke
paid goomba
CHOKE
>>732880271If it were any other game I'd agree but no Speedrun fan doesn't have an encyclopedic knowledge of Mario 64
I haven't checked in for a while, how's been ESA so far?
>>732881270shit
so-a long-a faggot
You missed that one, try another
>>732881323cool
>>732881196I wasn't following the reply chain, I'm just talking about in general
>>732881270>no Nioh 1 runIt's shit
I baked a shit ass cake
>>732881270Gud
Rape Mario
>>732881270Comfier than usual, pretty decent overall, a solid BNo obvious standouts for insane runs and no standouts for absolutely terrible runs.
Rate Super Mario 64 Randomizer
>>732881587A
>>732881535>>732881587C+I don't care for randomizers
>>732881270Bad but not offensive. They shit the bed with tech somehow so everything takes a millions years to maybe work.
>>732881587B
>>732881587Afun watch, guy played wellI kept imagining how I would have played
>>732881587C
>>732881535>>732881587B
>>732881587A, watched all of it and enjoyed it. Will never get tired of sm64 runs, even randomizers. Could’ve been S if went deathless, shame about the very last star lol
re-Rate Celina's runs
>>732881987K---
>>732881987a bad run is forever bad
>>732881987SSS the absolute peak of cringekino that will never be topped
>>732881587I'm doin' him an A
sigh... put forbidden memories back on.
>>732882227it was MY turn to post this
>>732881987the other way around they appropriately look like turds
>>732882285forbidden memories is dogshit and I'd rather see any other TCG being played.Idk why people gravitate towards that dogshit but I'm tired of seeing it.
>german>looks like a mexicanwtf is going on in europe
>>732882786did you miss SpiccyTacos?
Is it just me or is this saturation way too high
Rather painful start.
>Immediate choke
Whats up with his hair line is he wearing a hair net or some shit?
>>732882961You just had to remind me of the saturation 2 years ago on camera, it was insane the first few days until they toned it down.
Choke
>>732883129It was so funny because they had to cover up the bright white desk because it looked so shitty
>>732883067That's the forsen-lego-hair-cap-piece hair style
In Polish, he's called Spongebob Kanciastoporty, which means Spongebob AngularPants
bacon
>>732883129wtf were they thinking?!
>>732883702To be far, squarepants is a misnomer.Neither he nor his pants are actually squares. They're both rectangles.
>>732883879Is it a nickname instead of a familial name? His mom, dad, and grandma didn't wear square pants did they?
>>732883702>Kanciastoportysounds like a medical procedure.
Mig-bros, I'm scared
>>732870457Yeah, far away from Edenal, Planks, and ESAids.
>>732884241Owari da...
>>732884241we will mig again
>>732884241It's Spongebover.
>>732884241You need to quit cold turkey.
>>732884241I mig, I die, I mig again.
>>732884241no more miggers
Fine, I'll do it
