This is how Japs think a fat vidya girl should look like
>>>/vg/
ban gachafaggots
Cute.
Nobody wants to talk about your gacha anymore get a hint bwo
>>732886520No
Everyone wants to talk about your gacha more get a hint bro
>finally got a rating above USI'm making it, bros!
>>732886319Dantsu's dantsus on my face
>>732889465Nice Gentil, JPchad.
>>732886319>four lines for a facewhen are we going to admit that anime is just CalArts, Japanyou niggers seriously pay for this lmao
>>732886319Dantsu a SHIT lactose intolerant btw.
>>732889465How many skills does an US2 uma have?
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KICK THE FLATLINER NOW.
>>732886319That's a cow
not the op but i'm kinda sad the digimon thread didn't take off
>>732890708What does that have to do with anything.
>>732890158CalArts is intentionally ugly though
>>732890773did you not take a good look at the OP?
>>732890791CalArts is also commonly made fun of for being homogenous aka same-y Which anime suffers from horribly, these anime girls are seriously a dime a dozen generic
Ohhhh, yeah nah. That witcheck is way too high.
clean it up janny
>>732886319>>>/vg/
I don't really understand how to join open league, sprints only target 3 stats so it's incredibly easy to inflate rank beyond B. Does anyone have a guide for a newfag?
>Haven't done anything more than a mcqueen suicide run in a week.Yes, feels amazing.
>>732890927>CalArts is also commonly made fun of for being homogenous aka same-yAs are commercial products churned out for a mass audience in general. It's not really an identifying feature.
>>732891215There we go: anime feels like a commercial product being churned out and has no real identifying features.
Can a spot struggle between front runners trigger at any point in the race or is it something that only happens early?
>>732886319Japs love big tits.
Botter genocide when?
>>732890817NTA, but I didn't even notice the horse parts because it looked like a coomer thread (and all the early discussion was about digimon, so I just hid it and moved on).
I really like chiyo but I don't have the funds for her when does her banner come back?
>>732891282Yes, that applies fully to the anime industry, but since it's not intentionally ugly and demoralizing, it's not fair to call it the CalArts of Japan.
>>732891508>when does her banner come back?
I feel like speed tachyon is a gaslight unless you're a pace main. There's el condor pasa speed and speed almond eye to use, where would you even fit speed tachyon?
>>732891813Looking good!
>>732891813Not looking good for /v/ma....
>>732891813>I never joined oy neighFeels bad man.
>>732891813/herse/ recovering preddy gud from the AWOL trainers initially not taking invites.
I pulled Sakura Chiyono and have mixed feelings.
>>732892032But why
>>732891984I should've joined, I'm worried it's already too late.
>>732891624So am I locked out of chiyo forever?
>>732891813This should be a good opportunity to post that /v/ma is about to have a spot open.If anyone would like to join, drop your ID.All we ask is that you try to do a career daily, trade shoes and don't be gone for more than 4 days without letting anyone know.You WILL eat the burger and you WILL ask for seconds, however.
>>732892108She's too cute and stealing my attention!
>>732892223ew a tranny discord for gacha slop
>>732892117They still have slots and if you join in the next couple of days you'll get the rewards
>>732892192yup, its over
>>732892192no. there's no rerun banners but every single uma is added to the pool, you've got a chance of her showing up in your pulls one daythere's also a decent amount of uma 3* vouchers we get in the future for big events (anni for example) so I'm sure she'll be on that eventually
>>732892253ew a pagpag post
>WAAA HA HA!
>>732892192You can get her as a spook. You could also get her by farming star pieces daily once that feature is out (takes a while). You also have (paid) selectors and her Ballroom alt
>>732892253>DiscordNon-player detected
>>732892298please don't reply to me ma'am i'm not interested in your siscord>>732892448fair i just like to shitpost in gacha threads
>>732891978What club did you end up joining?
>>732892223It's pretty close to cutoff, unless he hasn't logged in for a while I'd let him live.
>>732892486>fair i just like to shitpost in gacha threadsKek, I respect your honesty. Here you go anon, you deserve it.
>>732892486
>>732891813>
>>732892223For an A ranked club you're really aggressive with kicking people
>>732892609>>732892682
Someone mind explaining to me the rundown of PDM? How does it trigger, why does it trigger and is it a guaranteed loss?
>>732892761PDM?
>>732892540He hasn't logged in for almost a month and we've decided together it's time to let him go. Poor guy was having health issues so we don't know if he's even alive.We're gonna give him him some Fs in the chat beforehand, thoughever.
>>732891813when is ASSTER gonna get A rank?
>>732892809Pace down mode
>>732892852>one guy obliterates his wrist trying to draw Golshi tits>another one also has issuesThe fuck are you feeding your guys over there?
Does this look decent for a Aquarius Smaru? Yes I know I'm a Kitalet...
>>732892696Not really desu, not in that club but they rarely have spots. It's almost all the same people from the release of the game.
>>732892918Burgers, potatoes and candy pizza.
>>732892943That's an Aston Matchan. Also>no mile S
>lead the charge>0.3 late race accel >Digitan exclusiveyeah im taking my second/third place, not even gonna bother
>>732892918Burgers.
>>732892918Forgot my file
>>732892943Bro how did you get Aston Machan early?
>>732893018>Forgets file>Quotes the wrong postNot looking good....
>>732893018/v/ma is feeding decks to their club members?!Replace one of the speed cards with Riko, assuming you're using double power parents. You don't have a MLB Bourbon?
>>732891050Not sure how bad your cards are but i would join gradedbut if you really want to join open you usually want to do it in URA and use a calculator to know exactly when to crash a career
>>732893079I'm missing 3 rainbow shards too, it's over for me
>>732892486>fair i just like to shitpost in gacha threadsThis one's my guilty pleasure but I respect it
>>732893164
>>732893018>Having to borrow bourbon witOh my, where's your R riko?
>>732886319Gods, someone give that cow some ozempic!
>>732891978many are saying this
>>732893018You have to borrow bourbon? To be honest with you, I wouldn't bother with a front at all in this case. However, if you want to do it anyway you should make sure that you can spark groundwork on. Then you should swap Kitasan for a better speed SR. I'd probably swap a card out, maybe tosho, for a riko as well unless you have full stamina sparks.
>>732892981Cute kot
>>732892995You didn't pull for Digitan?????
>>732891926We earned a nap
>VB Is good Is there a more obvious gaslight?
>>732891050As a newfag, just go to the big leagues. If you understand the assignment on how to build an Uma for that distance, and aren't using all LB0 cards, you can easily do well in the B finals. I got silver, and was a neck away from gold, last time with my 2* TT GoldShi missing like 8 or 9LBs on the deck used to build them because your average trainer doesn't understand what stam requirements are.
>>732892117It's not.
Is she the worst queen of /v/ma?
>>732893371She is good at the very least
I think many are overestimating how many MANT aces CM10 will see, it's a tricky scenario to master so I doubt lobbies will be infested
>>732893371Yeah>"front runners are good"
>>732893127Help a neigha understand, why Riko? I stopped playing for a couple months during Halloween so I missed like 3 events.
>>732893451No that's goldship (and always will be goldship)
desu im surprised that seiun isn't the pits uma.
>>732893451No, it's really fucking funny how the playercount dropped, the schedule slowed down, and most of the clubs are getting less than 30m fans per day. All during her reign.
Okay but seriously though, we need someone for /v/ma.
Wit Bourbon event rerun when?
>>732893493You need 550 stamina and 400 guts for Aquarius, and Riko gives you those stats with minimal investment, allowing you to use double parents. Her dates help you keep your mood up at all times and she gives you a lot of energy.
>>732893451**BestI'm with this guy >>732891108You can't bust yoru ass all the time. Rest and recreation is needed. This is a great time to recharge your batteries.as we wait for MANT.She also cured the Seiunlet epidemic.
>>732886319>shorts over leggings
>>732893643allowing you to use double power parents**
>>732893493Riko is a really good card desu. Even her R is completely usable, she gives you mood up, energy and stamina with every recreation you do. If you have her on your deck she alone gives you like 200+ extra stamina minimum. It makes it easy to have a consistent run with great mood, eliminates the risks of resting and lets you dedicate one of your parents to other stats.
>>732893562You can get ONE copy...
>>732893467This is true but at the same time SotC aces will be free wins in the finals due to much higher statlines. It worth trying to learn the scenario in case you can remake one of your team.
>>732893553Doesn't seem like there's much homeless anons out in the wild right nowor if they do exist, they're playing other games
>>732893553Are you guys aiming for A+ or taking it easy? I could switch from my A+ but I don't wanna take a carat cut
I'm sorry, my dear club. No fan runs today...
>>732893467I'm not sure if I even want to bother remaking my aces. I'm fine with people posting guides but I'm gonna avoid reading them until after my first couple playthroughs where I dont necessarily try to minmax it but rather just become acquainted with it. I don't really care too much about the dirt CM but I do feel there will be Trackblazer aces out in the wild especially in group A.
>>732893824We're taking it easy. In fact, we're gearing up for MANT where we're gonna take it even more easy.
>>732893731>SotC acesShadow of the Colossus?
>>732893786I'm not homeless but I'm in a low ranked club (i was actually trying to get recruited last month too), i got burned waiting for an invite and missed out on gibs so idek if I want to risk it anymore
>>732893824We did A+ last month, take it easy this month. A+ next month? We pretty much alternate every month, I'm taking it easy for now. The future of all /v/ clubs will be a little murky when MANT approaches. I'm not sure how many people are going to be grinding out the game or "taking it easy". Probably just stay in your A+ club if you like the consisntency and not the idea of flip flopping in a /v/ club.
>>732893881I could never get into solo runs. Too much autism and reseting required for me.
HORSE BROS..... WE LOST!?
>>732893989If you get in right now you're not gonna miss out on gibs. Post ID and we'll lock you in, but it's up to you
>>732894035@umagrok is this real?
>>732894035Kino.
>>732894035BirdLORDS win again.
>>732894035wtf why is it so smug
>>732893357I didn't even read her bond story
>>732894150he did it for his homie round falco
>>732894035
>>732891813How is /herse/ growing while still missing 4 members?
>>732894213Please JP players record that training event but with Falco losing
>>732894000>The future of all /v/ clubs will be a little murky when MANT approachesMore like all clubs, its crazy how clubs like eden are 100% clankers and mant will triple fan counts. According to one of the jpbros a long time ago, in JP B+ was the goal.
>>732894015Use your starlight to buy the T-corp badge and the KoD shield, then try to get the fire egg from the RR3 pack (floor 5). The first floor is the hardest part of the run, but once you upgrade the badge to ++ it’s smooth sailing until floor 10+.
>>732894242Because they were growing at 24/30, they added two more so now they're growing even more. Once they get 30/30 they'll be locked into A pretty much
this alt looks so much better than her default i'm so lucky to get this instead
>>732894242We got passion, grit and A rank will be obtained at any cost. We don't need any more members to reach A rank but will gladly take anyone else that wants to help us push.
>>732893553You don't need 30 people to stay in A
What are the chances of Director Akikawa ever getting shown even if for a brief appearance in the show?
>>732894035of course it's that fat bitch
>>732894426She shows up in CG so it's only a matter of time
>>732894425Correct but we want 30 people at least playing the game.
>>732894397>No crownNO WAY FAG
>>732894397She has the best special animation, it's so fucking stupid.
>>732894546Could the real horse fly?
>>732894313Praying that more cheaters get busted
>>732894507Oh heck yeah, I just haven't quite hit that far yet
>>732894313>in JP B+ was the goal.This doesn't make that much sense. If you're already in an A or A+ club you're not going to drop thousands of ranks. It's not like shitters in lower ranked clubs are going to be playing more and grinding fans when MANT drops.I'd expect the club ranks to stay relatively similar to how they are now.
>>732892508HorseMD
>>732894627Not bad, that's a comfy club
>>732894563yes how do you think he destroyed the 2000 circuit
>>732894627Your service is appreciated. We'll need some hospital rooms prepped for the Sprint Casino
>>732894563For me it's the part with all the cut outs of herself, then her jumping into the air with the replay of her jumping.
>>732894539you get to see it during training they don't swap it out
>>732894751By running?
>>732890465She has 63 skills in total
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>>732894770She does a barrel roll too. Top tier kino
>>732894827The UMASSAD got him....
Is it worth grabbing groundworks if you only have 1 green and focus? Like is it worth even trying to proc later i the race, or would it be better just to skip it altogether and buy a few more skills.
>>732894906Front without groundwork is always a brick.
>>732894906>Is it worth grabbing groundworks if you only have 1 green and focus?Your Taking the Lead, all-rounder?
The thing I love about Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, for the PC, is that it compares women to literal animals.They are all personifications of race horses and before a race starts they are stuck in the starting gate cage which is designed to prevent horses from starting early because they're too retarded to know when to start the race, unlike human races which don't need cages. The fact they included the cages/doors just further compares the women to literal animals which is based. Lol.
>>732894827
>>732894906For a front? Yeah, you need it. Focus and TTL should proc it with a green most of the time.On a pace it's not amazing if you can't proc it right away.
what skills should I put on an Aquarius mummy Creek parent? i heard groundwork was good for Paces this CM but I wanted a second opinion on that
>nobody wants to join /v/maDamn, I know we aren't as great as Oy Neigh but come on.
>>732894962TRVKE
>>732894995Ill join next month if you still got slots
New player here When will I be able to pull for Tazuna?
>>732894995Don't falseflag, danchou doesn't like bragging
>>732894995Try recruiting tomorrow, around the time CM starts.
>>732895040Tazuna is a ningen, not an uma musume.
>>732895040Why does she have a tail
Won't competition for club rankings get more fierce once MANT drops?
>>732895040She loves the derby, Ticket loves the derby...Coincidence?
Let's not forget Matikanetannhauser is the daughter (or son) of the Director
>>732894938>>732894956>>732894986It's a pacer Curren. So I thought it would be nice to get if possible, but sadly won't get that proc right away.
>>732895040Right now.
>>732894987Would never put groundwork on a pace here. Falcon will be extremely common as she is the dirt uma. Use Inari One and put forward, march on your uma. Then after that it's the standard skills you'd expect. Head-on and highlander are both valuable for this track.
>>732895128How many MANT runs can the average trainer feasibly do in one day? It's a huge time sink.
>>732895035This detail was too funny when watching the show. lmao. Do umas really have subhuman intelligence?
>>732895040Her card is available right now though
>>732895128Yes. A lot more, every run will be a fan run. Flatliners will be felt more than ever.
>>732895198Groundwork on pace is less important honestly. For Front it's a dealbreaker, but you can live without it on your pace. Just grab other more useful abilities.
>>732895225Lore wise no, they're humans mentally.
>>732895040You can pull for her right now.
>>732895198Just grab more skills, pace down fucks you if someone brings a front runner, even if it's a crappy one. And we're about to see a lot of crappy falcons
>>732895225Every single uma is pretty much legally retarded from what I can tell
>>732894995Don't get so pissy that no one wants to join after less than an hour of recruiting, especially when there are other clubs who need new members way more than you.
>>732895373You might have autism, it's joke lol
>>732892852>We're gonna give him him some Fs in the chat beforehand, thoughever.Take a screenshot and post it in the thread when you do do it.
This is your next (next) queen.
>>732895470God I fucking hope so. I love her so much.
>>732895218Yeah, but if the meta way to play MANT is to do a shit ton of races then the average fan gain of each run is probably gonna higher. Plus there are still gonna be people doing fan runs in URA on top of that
>>732895470>Uma-pilledThe west has fallen, billions must race
>>732894987It works if your aiming for the lucky pace chaser strategy but there's going to be a lot of front runners during aquarius. I'd just focus on pace chaser and mile skills.
>>732895470I hope not, she keeps haunting me and I refuse to send wuv you stickers.
>>732895470But enough about Urara!
>>732895470Did you forget about curren?
NATURE KEEP WALKINGTHIS IS A WUV YOU CLUB
>>732895470I will allow it.
favorite uma crackship? for me it's Gorumaku
>>732895601No one cares about WHORREN
>>732886319Is this game actually fun or is it just coombait
>>732895526>everyone will double their play time because "da META"nahh 5 mant runs is what, close to 8 hours or more? That's more than double the time of normal fan or ace runs. That's not sustainable for most people
>>732895526Yeah, the meta way to play the scenario is doing a bunch of races but it's not the required way. Many casual players won't be doing optimal runs and won't be getting tons of fans each run.On top of that runs will be very long to complete so casual players will only do one run a day max in a lot of cases.
Should've joined /v/mapyoi
Fine Motion will be your next queen, just you wait.She's royalty, after all.
>>732895617I don't know what you're talking about and frankly I don't want to know
>>732895626It's fun if you like raising simulators, VNs, rougelites and extremely complicated and autistic pvp. It has very low amounts of coombait desu. It's relatively conservative as far as gacha goes.
>>732894987Groundwork on pace: if you don't bring any fronts of your own it becomes infinitely more valuable.
>>732891813Uhhhh.... /v/mersbwos... that's not how you spell prestigious..................................................not looking good.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>Get an amazing 15% training bonus and one of the best accelerations for Aquarius!Yes, Digitan.>Bring 5 different types of support cards!No, Digitan.
>>732895601WHOOT?
>>732895626Do you enjoy grinding and eugenics?
I haven't seen many wuv you's in my club recently...
>>732895617amazing how traced curi musume art still mogs the average xitter artist
>>732895803I wuv Doto!
>>732895617A woman made this post Gorumaku is not a crackship in the first place, me personally I'm a big fan of poketaki
>>732895626It's arguably one of the gachas with the least amount of horny in it. Because the characters are based on real animals.
>>732895786Did his Haru lose?
>>732895470Will Digitan make doujin making required by law once she's queen?
>>732895803I came here to trade dirt shoes and post wuv yous...And I'm all outta wuv yous.
>>732895803I stopped posting wuv yous after my entire club turned into >>732895949 this kind of scum.
>>732895924Yuri would be legal.
Back in my days, they would stone you to death for posting a single Wuv You
I send chargings.....what does that make me?
>>732896012A likely story, der/v/, a likely story!
>>732895247Not really. You're not required to do 20-30 races per run.
>>732896008>All drawfags will be sent to the yuri minesGrim
>>732895903His Teio didn't run so good
hello anonsone of our guys blew his brains out all of a sudden so der/v/ has a vacant now!send your request to 968622263 or you'll miss out on A+ monthly gibs!
>>732895924My dreams of making a full-length pamaheri doujin could finally be realized.
>>732896159Finally an actually good club is recruiting
>>732896159it's a shame he shot himself twice in the back of the head and his house burnt down
>>732896095Since there's a fancount increasing item for MANT, does a fan run get around 1.5 million or what?
>>732896159>one of our guys blew his brains
I'm a /uma/ tourist, someone mind explaining me the queens lore and how it got started?
>>732896208How much they paying at the Hotumaglue call center these days?
>>732895874>>732895786>>732895720I might try it out
>>732896132I welcome it
>>7328962670.10$ per minute, not bad at all
>>732896260After the CM finals we do a race and the winner is the queen. That's basically it.No /uma/ racers allowed though.
>>732896159Wtf happened.
>>732896346P-Pls? It looks fun.
>>732895353You gotta remember we're dealing with the D1 athletes of Umas, they're no difference from the niggers who get a scholarship to a college to play ball and then have to get special coaching to not fail out of their already retard tier classes. She's played for jokes largely, but Tachyon shows that clearly it's not a requirement to be a retard to be an Uma
>>732896159I can't believe anon shot himself in the back of the head three times while tied up in a suitcase! Oh well, der/v/ will manage even without our resident Dirt shoe requester.
>>732896260YeahThe 18th favorite Mayano top gun won a post-taurus 18 player race, making her "queen". It then became a regular occurence to host a post-CM race later dubbed The /v/ictory stakes. Whoever wins that is queen until the next /v/ictory stakes, which happens immediately following the finals of a Champions Meet
>>732896260On CM day we race1 uma per anonAfter a few races, like 4-5 usually, the uma with the most wins is crowned, and is "queen" until next CMIf there's a stalemate the races continue until one is chosen.
>>732896346>No /uma/ racers allowed though.Come on man, I've been to all the stakes....
>>732886319why you leave things out
>>732896273Its as casual or hardcore as you want it to be, have fun and ask around if you have any questions
>>732896378japan c/v/p soon /uma/bro... soon...
>>732896378I'm not against it in principle BUT we already have trouble getting our ~300 players into the lobbies with 18 slots. I'd prefer to have mostly /v/ma people in the /v/ictory stakes, you know?
Fuck off back to your containment board.>>>/trash/
>>732896418>Posts someone who's never won or even participated.
>>732896387>See not all umas are retards, some of them are schizos like Tachyon
https://x.com/oguricapuma1/status/2022115254172541353
>>732886319werido freak
>>732896524Me personally I don't care, since we've got a couple of cool regulars and I've seen plenty of them in the stakes, before. No reason to limit international competition.
>>732896543FASTER
>>732896535He doesn't need to know that. That aside, the ones in the bubbles were all former q/v/eens
>>732896613Not like I can stop them. They can join if they want to.But if we start getting half the lobbies filled with tourists I suspect a lot of people will be upset about it.
>>732896562>Oguri is getting mid-diffed by literally nothingNot looking good....
>>732896562Uhh...why is Ogurin shadowboxing?
>>732896562BASED
>>732896726She's fighting her inner demons (hunger)
>>732891813Fuck these, I just searched and joined a random one called Cunny
>>732896524Yeah but we're to the point where we have like 10 eliminator matches. /v/ictory stakes has turned into an actual race day event where tons of races are held to determine who is the best. At that point. In that sense there is room, but it should be noted that some rooms fill up in under ten seconds. The demand is extremely high.
>>732896378 It is fun, but just brace yourself for the whiplash when your favorite gets passed at the 50m mark by some random B rank with better RNG. Play for the spectacle, not the sanity.
My RIVALS.A few rooms?
>>732896793you arent strong enough to defeat my umas
>>732894995You betray Taiki. Why would anyone team up with a betrayer?
>>732896387It's just an anime world where personality quirks are played up for fun. I mean Riko is a normal human and somehow she's about as physically capable as a landwhale.
>>732896562>oguri fights the invisible man
>>732896781desu I doubt we'll have a repeat of the last stakesfirst because one of the hosts kept running races after the tie had broken, which caused the whole succession warsecond, because meta is going to be overwhelmingly strong compared to waif picks in the scenarios to come, so prepare to see soulless queens
>>732896793I have many rivals, but the feeling isn’t mutual...
>Fast learner mile S run jobbed to Riko with 5 double circlesI hate Tazuna so fucking much
>>732896781>we're to the point where we have like 10 eliminator matchesIt's going to be extremely funny if someone like Curren just wins two in a row and the /v/ictory stakes ends in 5 minutes.
>>732886319no, super creek is. fat in the right places.
>>732896967That's the way the carrot crunches!
>>732896973This shot was completely necessary.
>>732896950Here's the real guide to Unity chances of winning>Double Circle50/50 chance to win>Single CircleGuaranteed Loss>TriangleSmall chance to win>XGuaranteed win, but only if you lose the overall race
>>732896936>>desu I doubt we'll have a repeat of the last stakesYou say that and yet each time, we have more and more races. There's always been multiple hosts. It's just that last time there were just a couple more than normal. And I'll take your prediction on the meta with a grain of salt, although I am aware Xoguri's preferred distances are approaching. Still, the "meta" pick has not always won these races. Nobody would have predicted the finals would be between Seiun and Daiwa, or like when Super Creek won out of nowhere.It's more about which trainer has the GOD roll and just so happens to be building it smart.
>>732896973She looks like she breaks trainer bones by simply leaning on them
>>732896973I want to see her RAPE the butt picker. New season fucking when?
>>732896418The first stakes didn't even have a former name and was temporarily called /v/inning stakes, the second one was actually supossed to be a one race thing but people wanted a repeat after goldship won, then she won another two and thats how we got the tie breaker system
>>732891813Kick the flatliners HotUmaGlue danchou
>>732897074I think the main thing for these races is that currently, Fronts and Paces are extremely favored for these types races, especially with NSM. Everyone bunches up and gives paces a much more consistent chance to hit an accel, fronts don't care about being blocked in the first place. Might change when MANT hits, although I'm not sure.
>>732896838Taiki is back though.
>>732896950It uses the same favor rating as every other race, taking the overall average of every stat into account. Oo won't mean jack shit if all your Unity Training and Bursts were in Wit
>>732896562>gets beat up by nothingOguri Cap?Oguri FRAUD.
>>732896936>the first 8 queens are soulful based picks>the MANT 8 queens are all soulless meta picks
>Lose last Unity Race>Fail 4% training so don't get speed capI'm gonna say it about MANT again.
>>732897170tiebreaker wasn't there until Cancer, I know because they were the first ones I hosted so I remember well. The extra races in gemini were just to see if anyone other than golshi could actually win, while Cancer was so contested that a tiebreaker was needed
>>732896973She's fucking gargantuan
>>732896973>anime can't be ki-
>>732897304>soulful>taishit>hagruzensky>gold shit
Rolls and Royce confirmed for the lower star unit on the 5th anni banner. sampson big bros, we were ROBBED
>>732897459GLASSESGODS WIN AGAIN BABY
>>732895949
>>732897459Love team jobber
>>732897459Oh cool, I remember anons theorizing about this a couple months ago. Was only a support card up until now. Need more 1-2* umas. That's the last of Team Canopus
>>732897546KINO
>>732897546KEKsaved
>>732897546Urara WOULD say this
>>732897580>>732897459holy sovl
>>732897546Kek
>>732897546SHIT
Aquarius room. Let's Go.64666392
Pregnant Uma mares
>>732897886>no dirters
>>732897459Are they releasing Almond Fraud yet?
>>732897886>DirtMaybe tomorrow.
>>732897886>dirter rooms when MANT is making then obsolete
>>732897937almond eye birthing videos
>>732897886>pause career>full
>>732897886>Double late startAieeee
>>732897989Probably, they'll announce her on a pakatube stream since she's going to be the big meta pull and also probably be banner limited.
>>732897886>that maru duelHoly fucking KINOOOOOO
>>732898032everyone is too cool for sprint races
Someone spoonfeed me a Digitan deck. Should I be running 2 wit (my 2LB natie and fuku)?
>>732897989Forever Young wins Saudi Cup, he gets priority mailed to JP and GlobalLoses and Almond Eye comes out instead
the leaked duramente mating videos
>>732898119I have a hard time capping speed on her without 3 cards so it's usually 3speed/2wit/Riko
when am I going to get to roll for happy meek
>>732898134I do wonder how they'll go about Global's actual 1st anni considering they just drop all the JP anni stuff whenever Global reaches that point.Releasing an uma like Forever Shill on Global early isn't out of the question I'm guessing.
>>732897886Winners. So there's at least one other person mutating Suzuka to a dirter.
How much worse is R Riko compared to SSR riko?
>>732898268Maybe if the IRL Happy Meek gets some wins.So in 5 years.
>>732897459That nice
>>732898268right after they add belno and soccer boy
>>732898354Clearly not as good but still usable.
>>732898318First anni will give us auto-career, spark rerolling, and early breeder's cup scenario, trust the plan
>>732896973She needs to be fat with foals
You can now stop the "literally who" memes
>>732898354MLB R Riko is comparable to 0LB SSR Riko
>>732890927...right. Please let us know the "most common IQ" of westoids next.
>>732898348Yeah, I hosted some races a few days ago and she performed really well. I’m working on making better parents for her. Your Suzuka is fantastic. I didn’t know you were a fellow Suzuchad!
>>732898432And unlocked skills don't forget
>>732898453based witGOD uma
>>732898453why would a horse need glasses to run
>>732897580What's the appeal of these mediocre umamusume?
>>732898521she's deaf
>>732898453Is that a Medium/Mile Pace/Late? Oh boy, my favorite flavor!
>>732898504Evolved skills are coming alongside MANT, anon
>>732898469>only have one R Riko and one SSR RikoHaha...
>>732898354I barely notice the difference
How different are aces going to be going from this CM to the next? Can we reuse them? Why are they even next to each other?
>>732898453How do her glasses stay on?
>>732898348Suzuka will be able to tank spot struggle once she gets boosted to MANT level stats. When does the second oonige get released again?
>>732898679one is the DAHBY!
>>732898709Palmer pretty soon
festa looks so beautiful it feels like she's a different person
>>732898679Taurus is the longest Medium, many more Ends to be expected
>>732898709You can't make oonige in MANT because secret events are disabled. But the next oonige is Palmer around May.
>>732898679the Nakayama and Tokyo racetracks are very different and the accels of one won't work for another
>>732898709Palmer? With MANT. But you won't see her through MANT cuz it disables secret events
>>732898813>You can't make oonige in MANT because secret events are disabled.
>>732898813Does this kill Oonige in CMs?
>>732898783the hobo outfit hold her back so much
>>732898709You can't make ooniges in MANT. This means the strategy is dead. wink wink
>>732898873This means head-on and spurt events are also disabled btw. Shit is stupid.
>>732898813WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?
>>732898873No RunawayNo Mile Secrets for ElNo "Every Late-Race Accel" For MayanoEtc etc
>>732898876For MANT? I mean, as an ace yeah. But aoharu is still there you can still make a blocker, it just will never win due to the stats difference.
>>732898972El has a secret event?!
WE GOIN DOOWWWN
Wait you guys haven't been making head-on parents?
>>732899053Yeah, it's like +20 Speed/Wit/SP for winning two optional Miles (Yasuda Kinen and Mile Championship), no skill though
>>732898479Suzuka is really good here even with just Dirt B. Hoping nobody else catches on
>>732899053Yeah, it's not great but it's easy to do.
>>732899191Some guy said the practice rooms he was joining had tons of Dirtzukas running around. Secrets out
>>732899156There's no point because I don't have Taiki. I'll start making them when I get Nishino.
>>732899156I've been failing to make Ignited Spirit PWR parents because I will simply borrow the awful Daiwa card for Gold Head-On.
>>732899156I have, don't tell me you don't have one ready....
gold SHITTY
>>732899156None of them are good enough.
>>732899156I paypiggied for speed Maya
>>732899256You can borrow the Top Gun SSR for parent runs and get head-on that way
>>732899191It'll be fine, witgod told everyone that Falcon and Pasa are the only good dirt fronts...
>>732899225Seems pretty good for parent runs.
>>732899156>he doesn't have tail held high, playtime's over and head on parentsNgmi
>>732899329I'm saying there's no point because I don't have actual pace parents.
>>732899298*ahem*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>732899372>no slipstream, uma stan and nimble navigator in the bloodlineHOLY BRICKED
>>732899156I simply borrow top gun.
>>732899156I have a serviceable Head-On parent I got from a random Fine run.Been trying to use her as a grandparent to make a 'proper' Head-On parent out of a better pace parent uma like Maruzen, but no luck yet.
>>732899353It's free stats since you want to run some extra races in ace runs anyway
Can I get a QRD on MANT? Why did the nips hate it?
>>732899349maybe it's just me but seriru has gotten progressively worse with each cm video
>>732899381El is a good one, as shown by this Sprint and the upcoming Dirt. It's good for straightaways. If you have Oguri, that's a good just default parent that has good compatibility with a lot of others, and triumphant pulse isn't all that bad. Consider making New Years Operas parents as well if you have her
>>732899191You're not going to gaslight me into spending weeks making this mediocre shit.
>>732899464It turns out turning the gameplay loop into a full hour clicking marathon makes the game unfun.
>>732899464Stale meta was the worst part of MANT
>460 clockshow much am I gonna need for MANT again? as much as possible?
>>732899464there's special items you can buy, and you earn currency by winning races. More races, more currency to buy items with, one of which is literal slop juice to refill your umas' energy to keep them racing non-stopyour umas will whine and cry from their bodies giving up, legs literally fall apart and be forced to drink disgusting slop they hate nips hate seeing umas suffer, MANT is uma suffering simulator
Now that I look at her, Ryan is actually kind of sexy.
>>732899850log off umachan, Ryan, we all know it's you behind these posts
>>732899850You've extended your break time between shifts at Ryan Mining Corporation by .3 seconds. Great job. Now what's your plan?
>>732899842Did the nips not do any fan runs or something?
>>732899929A fan run takes 20 minutesa MANT run takes an hour and 20 minutes
>>732899850>>732899907
>>732899926Break? What break?
>>732899464Because the meta was V.Bourbon, H.Oguri, and S.Maru, every CM during MANT was dominated by one of these umas, don't worry though since we're expected to recieve evolved skills during the 1st anni it would make mamy umas viable so the meta isn't a triangle format.
>>732899850Ryan is pure distilled concentrated sex, i just hate the outfit.
>>732900056AKIKAWA, THERE'S GOTTA BE LABOR LAWS AGAINST THIS, COME ON
>>732900083I'm leery on meta predictions because a lot of umas that people that would dominate didn't, and then there would be ones that seemingly came out of nowhere. With or without evolved skills I still don't think it's going to be as sterile as people suggest, even if those umas will be strong options.
>>732900098>tucked shirt showing off her tummy and making her already large boobs look biggerthe problem is the hair
>>732891813I remember being a peasant in some D rank club, desperate to find any /v/ club at all that wasn't full. Not even for the ranking rewards, just because I hated being the only person trading shoes. Asked in the thread if there were any openings, got recruited by danchou and took the invite as soon as my cooldown wore off. It was the second half of the month, so no ranking rewards, but I was just grateful to have a home.Oy neigh was a B+ club then. It's crazy to see how far things have come.
>>732900126You wouldn't be planning on going on strike, now would you?
The event is over! This is the 6th time. Please Ryan, fuck off!
>>732899464MANT is the 3rd scenario, a sandbox scenario where you have no career goals and can race at anytime for currency that you can spend in the shop, you get the ability to do some cool stuff with all the items you can get and you have the freedom to well, make your own track, it was hated by nips because runs take an hour minimum to complete (which could be dogshit if you don't hit distance S), the gameplay is all about torturing your uma and throwing her into the race blender and according to one of our local jp players, the worst part is how fucking samey and boring every CM would be. Personally? I don't think you should be afraid of it. But it will be very important to manage your stamina and burnout.
>>732900358Happened to me too, I had like 3 consecutive hot spring tickets with her while grinding parents
>>732900202I think her hair is bad and I still don't think she's ugly or anything. But maybe I'm weird because I think everyone is decent looking at worst.
>>732899156>Previous thread was about how to beat her>JP buffed her so hard it became an unironic question
>>732900196Half of the MANT CMs are XOgurislop, the other half had no other umas that could compete against valentines bourbon and summer maruzensky. Global has a different meta so it wont be nearly as stale, but trust me that JP was fucking rotting.
>>732900478CONFUSIONGODS
>>732900223I was in /herse/ before I left to reroll my account for kitasan. By the time I got 3 copies of her, the club was full and all there was left was oy neigh. I thought we were gonna be a perma B+ club until people pointed out danchou's insane fan grinds. I never thought we'd get so close to top 100
>>732900478Who is she?
>>732900552On one hand, I see there's multiple 2000/2400m races which are apparently Oguri's specialty, so that much I understand. If Ooniges are dead, then on paper I feel that means Fronts will be more oppressive, but maybe not. For me, I just run the ones I want and still manage to win most of the time. I'm just gonna keep doing that, fatass be damned
>>732899573It's going to be the secret meta despite statmaxxed MANT umas running around. All you need to get started is dirt/mile Seiun and Pasa parents with groundwork...
>>732900468i don't think it's bad either, just a victim of being an early design like Vodka, her hair looks much better in CG while having the same style, she could have benefited from having a wider frame and a bit more musculature but i guess they didn't want to push it too far early on.
>>732900728>running an oonige makes Urara strongerDelightfully devilish.
How shit would it be if I tried drawfagging ryan with long hair
>>732900223Thanks for believing in the club, anon.
>>732900901DO IT
Im surprised none of the clubs have ever imploded and straight up died. Good job bwos. WAGMI
>>732900969You forget about /v/ooners?
>>732900969>Im surprised none of the clubs have ever imploded and straight up diedI mean...
>>732900901Give her a cool mullet
>>732900969/v/ooner bros...What an awful name for a club
>>732900969Errrrmmm... bwo.....
>>732900969/v/agabond (formerly /v/ooners) came close to imploding.
>>732898783That Golshi looks very cute
>>732900969>There are niggas that don't know about the /v/ooners revolution.
>>732900728I do have 10 stars of dirt sparks between seiun and el condor. But you're still not going to trick me into doing this. I'm notorious for taking weeks to build a single competent frontrunner and I've already committed to Pasa and Smaru fronts for some reason.
Okay I get it! Idk wtf a /v/ooners is.
>>732901040Why does it look like she's pissing into the glass?
Remember when some /vg/fag kept trying to recruit people for his cunnyinc club? That club is dead right now. No idea what happened but it was probably a shitshow or some sort of /vg/ discord drama
>>732900904>Originally a fuku clubThank god we're no longer in that timeline
>>732901130just a sparkly effect, don't worry about it
>>732901112
>>732901112Being optimistic, the danchou was an ESLKing and the club's name was actually supposed to be "boomers" with a /v/Being realistic, the club's name was just "gooners" with a /v/...
>>732900728If she becomes too Powerful in public rooms I'll just run my own Suzuka just to make the other ones lose
>>732901304>Being realistic, the club's name was just "gooners" with a /v/...
>>732901112/v/ooners is the reason /v/mers exists and /v/agabond has like 2 guys from the original club left in it
>>732901131CunnyInc? That's a blacklisted club im pretty sure its dead. It was advertised as an A+ comfy club for strong players but in reality it was a scam where danchou (0 fans btw) would not log in for 13 days and then at the last day login to keep control again. Awful shit.
>>732900478Confusion shall be my epitah
>>732901401Grim. No idea why he kept trying to recruit anons from here then
>>732901401Now I really don't feel so bad for telling that guy to fuck off
>>732901374I just had a horrible mental image of Rudolf and Natie laughing while reading the terrible Minecraft joke book, even though I don't think it'd be in character.
>>732901515I mean. It's not the first time, one time one of the S clubs was fishing for bites but I don't think they got anyone. People wanna fill up their club by any means necessary, it's rare that this month not all of them got filled.
>>732901541KEK
>>732900478qrd?
>>732901638he really tried to poach from both boards
>>732893676
>>732901707Belno sexo
>>732901707WHAT DOES SHE EVEN DO?!
>>732893676It's very nice, isn't it?
>>732901515>>732901541Believe it or not that's not the worst of all the club melty stories. The Greek tragedies of CUMA, Sakuraniku and Umaooo still make me laugh
>>732901921I never heard any of those clubs before
>>732901862She's from the United States
>>732901921The one with the Rice Shower schizo was hilarious, I think that was CUMA. QRD on the other two?
>>732902012Turn off your cringe inhibitors for this one
>>732901921I don't know any of those....
>>732901862She's there to make Oguri look good
What's the catch here? is there a secret downside that the game doesn't tell you?
>>732902017
>>732901921>CUMAit still makes me kek'd every time I remember it.
>>732901707>one of the most erotic umas>will never EVER be playableI hate this
>>732902110It's supposed to be a quiz. picking the wrong answer gives you less. Before that QOL update, they didn't straight up tell you the answer, you had to look it up outside the game or remember it yourself
>>732902110BREAD. SHE EATS TWO LOAVES OF BREAD DIDN'T YOU KNOW? IT'S SICKENING. WHAT THE FUCK.TWO LOAVES!!!
>>732902165Scarlet's got nothing on this cow
>>732902243>t.
>>732902079This guys a fag but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.I wonder if our Danchous keep track of us in spreadsheets. A scary thought for sure.
>>732902243Rice eats two loaves of bread because she has to kick twice as much ass as the average umamusume. It ain't easy being a HERO
>Finally get some time for myself>Immediately fall asleep because I'm so fucking tired>Miss playing the game>Miss the threadI hate this so much bros, I wish I didn't have to sleep to function. It's so unfair
>>732902243how loathsome
>>732902407Get some rest anon and don't worry about it
>>732902243It makes sense
>>732902407You earned a nap
>>732902027>SakuranikuCasual danchou accidentally makes an ultra competitive (in the top 30 at the time) very early game club, it had a complete pussy as a danchou, he refused to kick flatliners, set goals to the club or mantain peace. Competitive fan grinders would spend entire days screaming into the void for danchou to do something about the slackers. As danchou did nothing and "slacking" became more extreme members, started rioting. Once the biggest fan grinder quit half the club left in 24 hours, danchou resigned in shame and then the club got nuked.>UmaoooHonestly, it's already imploded like a million times and it's got so much shitshow lore I'm unsure if I can even abridge it.
>>732902110They should disable the choice previews on Digitan's quizes and anything involving Nakayama Festa.
>>732902539This damn temptress trying to make me flatline
>>732902486>>732902539I'll see this one through since it's close to ending, but I'm so mad about missing it
>>732902539Why does she keep sleeping in your office and not in her dorm?
Now that the thread is about the end, no one will know that I listen to soviet music while grinding parents
>>732902850But why, also post recs.
>fell asleep>forgot to get the points for the last carnival shard
>>732902952You had an entire week
>>732902952>he didn't do it day 1
>>732902952It took like half an hourWhat are you doing?
>>732902952A-At least the next event gives 3 shards...
>>732902952
>>732903005i was taking my state mandated break
>>732902949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI5-LvbE4AE
>>732902850Laisu... dayo...
>>732902832Tazuna banned trainer from the dorms after last time.
>>732903073
>>732901661New patch buffed mob umas for League of Heroes
Did I miss anything in particular in this one?
>>732903418one inch of love bros, we won
>>732903435/v/ma and der/v/ are killing people again
>
>>732903107And where has that decision landed you? What has "Queen" Seiun done for the people? NOTHING, I TELL YOU!
>>732903486quick janny delete the thread
>>732902949>but whyI don’t know, but it works>post recshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEF2diqc_ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttf6wtkeDmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEwZkkgw9qEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYx6O2cn6Bshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYiBbxDFLy0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaDxGpzSVKUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kKW36h0_0Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orx9zUyUBIUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10VXkQdWVz0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4kvVbEEtMYnot really soviet, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoAWjBSCDA
>>732903490JOBwa lost
>>732903486
I forgot her event could even show up in this scenario, to be honest.
i have sexual thoughts about Tokai Teio.
>>732903649Damn she's so big her head reached the top UI.
>>732903693
>>732903731i'm in this photo
>>732903693We know, Natie
>>732903751Machan get off umachan you have training to do
>>732903751Machan why are you asking about these things?
>>732903570the greatest hits of the /v/mers revolution...
>>732899850No one says this
>>732892223i'm into itID: 837178036347
>/herse/ barely gets any recruits>two of the biggest ones open slots>instant requestsNot even in that club but I despise you all
>>732904071I do
>>732904110I shall inform the danchode. Hold tight.
Daiwa bros...
>>732904052Kek
>>732904210What the FUCK was her problem?
>>732904210
>>732904173/v/ma had to beg twice before someone dropped an ID, what are you talking about neigha
>>732904210Gonna confiscate this brat's hat
wtf is a danchou
>>732904052Kek'd. Artist?
>>732904173>WE TOLD YOU TO PUSH HERSISTICS
>>732904331https://x.com/_ramnik5/status/2022161031196553355
>>732904307It's just leader in Japanese lol. It stuck around for some reason.
>>732904307For some, a slave driver. For others, an inspiration and a mentor. And for still others, a comforting light shining upon the club. And a lazy bastard for some other people I guess
>>732904273>>732904302>>732904306OHNONONONON
I fucking hate you, Kita.Fine hasn't started her second event either.
>>732904307A miserable pile of wuv yous
>>732904110Invite sent.
I want to KISS Taiki Shuttle!
>>732904181i'm an idiot and have to wait 23 hours to accept the invite
I'm still making sprint Aces but only because I want to try and make her queen here and win the stakes, am I retarded?
>>732904465I swear they finish chains way less now. I've had to glue so many runs for not finishing PoC and TTL, and it's not like I'm running 5 SSRs to compete for event slots.
>>732904579That's standard, we'll hold your spot till then
>>732904305/herse/ begged for weeks
>>732904617Not at all, there's nothing else to do anyways.
>>732904579Don't worry man. We'll hold your spot and wait for you. You're in time for gibs, just remember to accept the invite.
>>732904660I should stop being an idiot and start my Dirt prep probably
>>732902110this shit is funny it implies torena just googles the answer before replying
>>732904803Even that's optional because you'll have to remake your Aces in MANT, and MANT parents have higher affinities than URA ones. Assuming you're planning to use umas who need 7 or 6 sparks to run in dirt tracks, you just need to make three acceptable dirt aces to survive during the first rounds until you can get a good MANT ace
>>732904652Boo-frickety-hoo
>>732904724>>732904508>>732904628thanks dudes i'll accept as soon as it lets me
Why are these 2 together so many times lol? Such an unexpectedly funny combo
>>732904362isn't it due to GBF?
I still remember how desperate I was back when Aoharu released. I genuinely believed I got left behind and that I would never get good at it. Good times. I'll try having a little hope with this new scenario.
/r/-ing Calstone Light in place of the cat in picrel.
>Proud citizen of HotUmaGlue>Wake up in a shack held together by hope and cope>Queen Seiun defunded the Department of Housing ages ago>breakfast time, open fridge>it’s just a raw sea bass staring back at me>eat the fish raw because the gas lines have been under review since January 27th>time to commute to the ryan mines>hop in my truck, drive down angling street.>it’s literally just a series of interconnected sinkholes>Queen Seiun’s infrastructure policy of is clearly doing wonders.>see a massive bridge collapse in the distance>decide to drive through a river instead>arrive at the mine>I am the only employee, Queen Seiun defunded the Ryan Mining Corporation.>grab my "industrial drill">it’s a sharpened fishing rod with a drawing of a battery on it>start poking the rock wall trying to find rare ryans>wall collapses immediately because of the lack of building codes>get trapped under a boulder, call 911>dispatcher picks up after 40 minutes>tell them I’m dying>he shrugs>*click*>look back and reflect on my life>you know, not doing anything is actually pretty comfy>peacefully flatlineYUP YUP! This is the life~
>>732905072There is no reason to despair
>>732905006>ran 4 races and won them all then retiredThere's also the Pokke connection
>>732905006They both retired after 4 races won and 1 G1 win, only difference is Fuji was injured and Tachyon was diagnosed with arthritis
>>732904621I'm fully convinced they rolled back that QoL. Even my parent runs are ending up glue because I can't get the skills I want from cards' second events.
>>732905106Not looking good for hot uma gluecels!
>>732904461
>>732905106KEK, saved
>>732905210fake
>>732905106ancap paradise
>>732905106SEIUN SKY IS A DER/V/ ASSET, SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY INCOMPETENT, SHE HAS PLANNED THE DOWNFALL OF /v/MA WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>732905106>decide to drive through a river insteadNO
>>732905303Machandoll would NEVER say this
>>732905106BASED.
>>732905106Yup yup!
>>732905106God save the queen
>>732905303No one wants you to know this but der/v/ runs all the races. The queen is just a figurehead, the real leader behind the scenes is
>>732905419More like God wake up the queen...
>>732905303>Seiun is a fake lazy tryhard with a secret manipulative agenda>This is actually in character>We figured it out too late
>open game>rice ANTAGONIST says CYGAMES>close game>reopen game
February 2026, I am forgotten
>>732905508>>Seiun is a fake lazy tryhard with a secret manipulative agenda
>>732905508THE TRICKSTER
>>732905106I do this! 0 careers done in a week btw.
>>732905106Wouldn't have it any other way~
>>732905541>Rice HERO reminds you who the REAL VILLAIN isSay Thank You.
>>732905106How does this affect /v/mapyoi?
>>732905647Let's just say it's not looking good for them.
>>732905647Not looking good!
>>732905557our mob queen, i swear i would remember you if you had a slightly more memorable name...
>>732905647
>>732905508They don't call her the Trickster for nothing.
don't care still gonna nap with seiun
>>732905106Seiun sky.....is an ancap?
I want to improve my angling and scheming abilities, what should I angle? What should I scheme?
>>732905829trade E rating mcqueens with the caption "dirt shoes"
>>732905508APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
angle deez nuts
Yup yup I'm thinking Seiun's been the best thing to ever happen to /v/ma. Time for another nap!
>>732905446A-Anon?
>>732905106KEK I almost woke up my neigh-bours laffin
>>732905614
>>732905883I'm sorry...SORRY YOU'RE A JOBBER!
>>732906119McWagie...
