Stream 1Now: Tomb Raider I-III RemasteredNext: Sly 2: Band of Thieves (featuring Sly from the Sly series)Later: Chakan: The Forever ManStream 2Soon: FFIX ($20%) - Garnet only runhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livehttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>732943010
First for Neps
miggy
What's the best Tomb Raider game?
Stream 2 will die soon
>>732958435and so will you
plum isnt realits time to wake up anon
>>732958425Last Revelation
>>732958424i love this :3
>>732958474Fuck you Pete it's been over 10 years when will you release me.
>>732958435Good, what a miserable way to end it though
>>732958425Tomb Raider
What's the next speedrunning event?
>>732958435didn't he go up to 30 hours previous time?
>>732958425Womb Raider starring Lara Crotch
>>732958556oceanside
>>732958493You damn right
>>732958556Frost Fatales
>>732958424>ywn be this comfy and have a big cozy teddy bear like this
>>732958435good
>>732958640chudbros we're so fucking back
>>732958556Your mom's gangbang
IM A HEADBANGA
>>732958671that's a woman?
I think I got my dad to buy me this game. Wonder if he felt proud or disappointed
Fuck birds.
>>732958530when you no longer want to
I hate miggers
>>732958556SGDQ
>glitchlessSo thanks to modern controls we can use them to glitch out jumps
Someone tell the virus carrier in the back to get outta there or they'll be making people mask up like it's GDQ. Seeing Laura's ass live in the flesh ain't worth it.
>>732958424coward!!!
>>732958706that was funny
>>732958728
Migggggging
>>732958435>less than an hour left>still grindingdont worry broski, they're going overestimate
Jesus, how long is this guy going to grind for?
>glitchless>perform a bunch of glitches anywaygayfags
is there a mod with realistic fat jiggling physics
They should run FFX (Nemesis) next!
Mizzow is shit talking Plum, he will not make it to next ESA.
>>732958556GSPS in MarchNSG in AprilUKSG in May
Why is Odin's attack name in japanese?
>>732959165Thankfully our lad is protecting her
>>732959117yeah, the mod monitoring this thread
>>732959257
>>732959228he's a weeb
>>732959443>Sorry chad, in the real world the nerd gets the girl
love tomb raider simple as
>>732959257good one
Weren't there aliens or smn?
Isn't that the guy that posted here on the stream 2 couch?
>>732959609Yeah it's the RA2 runner
>>732959640>stream 2meds, schizo.
my favorite tomb raider game is 'goons raid her'
>ESA is over tomorrowno I cant go back
jesus fuck get that cougher outta here
>>732959753this but stream 2
IT IS TIME
>>732959782Plague spreader is a valued part of this ESA community, YOU get out.
>>732959727go back where
>>732959727>tfw gonna have to deal with nu-/v/ until ESA summerThese threads are the only time this board is good
What the fuck is Mizzow doing?
It's time
PLUM HAS BEEN HERE THE ENTIRE RUN MIZZOW YOU LYING FAGGOT
Yeah, I'm thinking he posts in the threads.
>>732959917the rat dance I'm guessing
come on rat wifeyou can do it!
I really hope this is the last ESA we are ever gonna see, they shoud have just closed the shop after the 2024 drama
DISGUSTIN!
>>732960004You wish GDQ employee
why did they go to disc 2 to fight this boss?
>>732960004also I'm trans btw not sure if that matters but I felt like I should have mentioned it
>>732960004based on the pathetic numbers they're pulling, it just might be.
>>732960081dance time
It's dance time
>>732960004>2024 dramaqrd?
Rat dance time! Every anon up!
Should I play FFIX?I think i got as far as the first Beatrix fight and stopped soon after the scripted loss.I think what filtered me the most where random battles taking forever to start.
HOLY FUCK SHE'S GONNA DO IT
>>732960143there was drama in the year of the lord 2024
>>732960159FF is ghey
show your moves /v/
>>732960004Avoiding sexual harassment by making sure all females have a penis not going to work
>>732960004What drama?
holy kino
>>732960158>>732960197m o a r
as this ESA is about to end with only a few handful runs remaining, can we agree that this ESA didn't really had a godless night?
why do the rats dance
Stealing Freya from Fratley. Not like he remembers anyway.
>>732960128I'm offended by them having this simple fun.
Well done rat dancers.
Would esa allow a Citadel run?
>>732960159You could try emulating it with speed up, maybe the Memoria mod on PC might enable faster fights too, and it looks great too.
>>732960197Yeah no shit, but what WAS the drama?
>>732960238there was one night where they went from a 4 hour borderlands run right into a 3 hour yakuza run that was pretty fucking bad
>>732960207
>>732960308i forgor
>the run will be sicknot as sick as the audience
>>732960235>>732960308Are you new?
>>732960308the drama was
Who is this slampig? Have we drooled about her already? The rat dance was hoyp
I like the long runs, because then I can shitpost about them or talk about them how good they were on v
Okay that was a cute rat danceNow I see why people waifu Freya
I'm sorry you're gonna have to deal with the GDQ schizo ameribros
>>732960248Hot sands makes the feet hop
>>732960308plum was raped in the sweltering summer of 92'
>>732960238Classics Archipelago, although it was one stream 2, into ghosts of yotei probably takes it for me
>>732960575Is that true?
What a slut look how much she enjoys it
>>732960595she had a rape baby called goosebert, sad but true
>>732960308Why no TR 2 run? Did they get the shits as well?
>>732960595'fraid so. Plum knew she was in a pinch when she felt the first inch.
>>732960575by Kevin Nash?
>take her homw and pump your plumWhat did he mean by this? I don't speak scottish.
>>732960462Glad you've seen the light.
>>732960641that dude is fucked up
Seeing the disc swap, I need to confess something.When I was a kid my game discs were scratched to hell and one time at a friends house I snuck them in and swapped his good disks for my bad ones
>>732960641
I saw the new Tomb Raider actress talking about how her Lara is gonna be less of a bimbo (less sexualized or whatever), but I don’t know what she’s talking about. Lara was never an airheaded trollop, she’s a lady Indiana with more quips.
Ark cinema!
>>732960898>I listened to this retarded actress--that's on you anon
>>732960865You are worse than the Epstein client list who all gang-raped Plum.
>>732960865Absolutely fucking devilish and shitty thing to do, but devilish all the same.
>>732960865
>>732960865I think I bought FF9 at least 3 times, because the discs kept getting fucked
I will never play Thames Wharf the intended way again
Why's this dude doing a 5 minute attack animation
>>732961078its not a baby, stop shaking the console
>>732961078This but Diablo 2
>remaster has zoomer controls that completely break the game
>>732961118It's the fastest way for Dagger to kill Ozma
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE PLUM FROM THIS SCOTTISH FIEND
>>732961078Same with FF8 for me
PLUM ABSOLUTELY BTFO BEYOND RECOVERY
>>732961193she's selling herself anon, people can do whatever they want with her
>meteor does a low rolllmao nice
It’s clear the commentator does not know the game as well as the runner but he’s trying his best to support his boyfriend, it’s cute
kek 440 damage meteor
>Wake up>stream 1 is mid>let's check out 2>....>24 (FUCKING) hour runWhat the actual FUCK. Is this a relay at least? this shithead has not been playing this 24 hours straight without sleep or food or something
oh lawd she coming
Plum pumped.
>>732961369no it's in two ~12 hour sessions (but he did a 24 hour single session last time)
>>732961369It was split into 2 12-hour segments
>>732961331why the fuck did he bring his boyfriend then? sit someone who knows the game next to him
>>732961369>Is this a relay at least?almost kind of
>>732961331Nevflin is hyper autistic and tries constantly to say something that sounds funny. It’s honestly frustrating when he appears out of nowhere and pulls a random joke in the middle of a discussion where he thinks he’ll get a rise out of us.
CHOKE
>>732961497wife
>>732961504Wrong run anon
>>732961331Thought you were talking about FF9 for a sec and was like "Wait, that girl is trans?"
>>732961497ermHow do I get autistic chipmunk wife?
>Final boss is an ORB
It's fine. If FF3 taught us anything it's that you need a little despair in your life.
>>732961497Librarian energy.
>>732961636get into horse riding
why would he want to be put in trans?
>>732961636get her pregnat 17 times
>>732961645Librarian girl you know that you came and you changed my world.
>>732961504I hate couchers like that, who try too hard to be funny. A common thing too, sadly.
>>732961504???? what run are you talking about
>Cheese and crackersName a tastier snack
meteor filtered
Meteor'd twice.
How long is he gonna keep dying?
>>732961638they already defeated necron?
(stream 2 post)OH LAWD SAY IT WITH ME NOW!
>>732961331ESAGays, which of the two runners on stream 1 is cuter
>>732961931With Garnet only? Random amount of times. Ozma and the final boss gauntlet in FF9 just have some fuck you RNG moments.
OVERESTIMATE
Throw a rock.
Nice run you got there, shame it's OVER ESTIMATE
First turn meteor.
>>732961974>24h run>still OVER ESTIMATE
[Stream 1 post] We're having a piss break soon anonies.
Happy New Year stream 2!
leaky anus hole
Plum wouldn't have gone over estimate, just saying
>pause marathon because the runner has to peeabsolute child
Should've grinded more
pee break on #1everyone pee
>should we mercy-kill you?Based ESA
>should we mercy kill you?
Did he shit his pants or what?
>>732962125His sphincter is a bit looser than most people
>>732962160with her thighs, preferably
>>732962013Im straight but the slovak is an attractive man
>>732962234ur ghey lol
>Officially Valentines Day>Both streams have couples running togetherBros...
>literal pee breakfor fucks sake what are you 5?
>>732962197God I wish
>>732962093he did say he just recovered from being sick
>I'm straight, but... *proceeds to say the gayest shit ever*
>>732962275i have you *blushes*
>>732962261yea im gay, so what? That slovak guy can get it.
>>732962275what, you're not watching ESA with your gf?
Pee break (going to suck each other off in the bathroom)
>>732962279Taking a while, might be a poo break
>>732962359i am my gf anon
>>732962408hot
lol the game shat itself too
Ocean of lean
>>732962359No uhhh.... she goes to an another school!
Garnet fat ass on my face
I like how Ozma points his butthole at you to attack.
>>732962275Who is more couple goals /v/ stream 1 or 2?
Seems like a remaster only issue as I never had this happen on my original copy of TR3
>>732962495homo
Oh no, they gave the game AIDS
>>732962319Hey you gotta admit someone looks good sometimes my man
I checked out stream 1 hoping to see cute twinks after how you fags were posting about them and neither of them are cute at all. Don't lie to me like that again faggots.
I was gonna go to ESA with my wife but we could only afford one ticket on account of her gambling problem, so we decided that she should goIf you see someone named "Plum", that's her, don't lend her any money
>glitchless
Just realized there's almost no game audio wtf
this fight in xiv was also aids and broke many alliance raids prenerffun stuff and ti should have never been nerfed
>>732962606kek
>>732962591ok ill never lie to you again cutie
>>732962359I'm watching with my wife actually.
>Trance
How much is left of the FF run? Will he reach 25h?>>732962601um Anon...I have some bad news...
>glitchless>out of bounds
>>732962738just ozma and the endfight.
>>732962765yeah glitchLESS, they're using LESS glitches!
>>732962765the speedtrans community makes up it's own rules based on vibes
Does he have to finish with Necron or is it done after Osma?
>>732962836pretty much
>>732962893He's still gotta kill Necron yeah.
>>732962893has to finish with necron but it's way more simple than this fight
>Someone sneezing in the background of stream 2The sickness is still around
>>732962978o wa ah ah ah
>>732962893Frogs (just a few + the Qu boss) and then Kuja + Necron.
>>732962978Mizzow himself has been coughing up a storm all day
>sly 2>4 hrs>NG+>some specific old broken patch
>>732963017So that like at least another hour
>>732963115It's basically up to how long Ozma takes.
ozma balls lmaooooooo
>>732962659Your wife is really cute!
Trust in RNGesus
LETSFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
let's fucking go
Doubters btfo!
GET IN THERE SUNSHINE
GET IN THERE SON
ABSOLUTE MADLAD
FUCK YES
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>1 minute long cutscene of the universe exploding>2k damageFF is dumb
Ozma defeated, niiice!
PLUM WON
>>732963337You should see Eden from FF8
KINO
Didn't frogs cause a multi hour brick before
>>732963337
>>732963368yeah we know how to have fun
The kiss was cute.
Are they not allowed to curse any more? I know they do it accidentally every now and then but last year they were doing a sort of "ESA After Dark" where they at least said fuck
>>732963403There's a bit of a bug with frogs, yeah.
>>732963428yeah pretty wholesome
>>732963403Yup. He got a rare bug where the frog in the eight spawn slot despawns, which causes the entire swamp to reset.
>>732963405Get sidestepped nerd
>I can go to bed tonight!>WE can go to bed tonightooooo
We're finally on the end stretch now Stream 2 bros.
>>732963403last time yes, but no such worries this time
>>732963425Just let him mald to himself
>>732963460Cursing is allowed in moderation. I've heard multiple F bombs over the week
I've been sitting with my arms crossed and a disapproving frown on my face since he went overestimate unfortunately.
>>732963498>"WE can go to bed tonight.">Mizzow scoffsyeah they're married lol
>All the coughing and sneezing
>>732963428Stream 1 or stream 2 comment?
>>732963498One Ozma died, another one is being made.
Kujock Strap
>>732963405
>>732963504Did anyone here watch the whole thing?
>>732963539You can't seethe your way to happiness anon. Lighten up
>>732963539don't do it anon, you're gonna get wrinkles
>>732963460They can. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771009497559070.webm
>>732963619yes
>>732962125Real chads shit themselves during their run
>>732963619I would have but I had shit to do today and only just got home
>>732963619Most of it, yes.
>>732962319It's this all over again.
>check stream 2 >over estimate
>>732963619Only about half of both days.
>>732963040And he still went the 14 hours? What a chad.
>>732963619Nah I just check in whenever stream 1 is boring. I've never watched a full FF9 run despite it being done every year.
>>732963806I NEED a Polish twink bf so bad
Wow the next runner for stream 2 must be annoyed having to wait for this ru-- oh.. oh...
>>732963619Most of the time, yes.
>>732963996I'll miss stream 2
>>732964032so no
REEEEE BOTH STREAMS ARE COUPLES DOING COUPLE STUFF TOGETHER ON VALENTINES DAY THERES NO ESCAPE
>>732963619No because i might want to play the game eventually and i don't want any spoilers
>>732964087
>>732964087>tfw neighbors keep laughing and talking loudly as I'm trying to watch stream 2How inconsiderate
Is ESA summer 2026 confirmed btw?>>732964087Got a problem with that?
>>732964087Sir, the couple on stream 1 are two boys
>>732963876Yeah. Sounded like his throat was killing him every now and then, but he chugged some cough drops to keep going.
>slimey fucker>everyone looks with disaprovalfaggots
What is this lass yapping about
>>732964283Edenal said they need to sell 100 plum plushies or summer is cancelled.
>>732964087wait do you guys not have gf?lol
>>732964283Yes my run just got confirmed
>>732964312At least they still have each other..
>>732964376i have a bf
>>732964392big if true
>>732964376your mom's my girlfriend
maybe ill learn FFV and do my own 24 hour run in one sitting, show these amateurs what for
>>732964342how many are we at
>>732964087Just realized they scheduled this tomb raider run on Lara's birthday. Thoughtful.
>>732964392not more fucking runescape!!!
>"Final" Fantasy>it never fucking ends
>>732964392Rabi-ribi?
>>732964076I wont, this years has been one of the worst showings for stream 2, and it started out so well.
>>732964440FFV 100% is at most 6 hours I believe
>she/her>deep masculine voiceok
>>732964392Gurumin, at last...
>>732964440>>732964582Does anyone remember when GDQ randomly had FFV as their grand finale? Such a weird choice and very un-GDQ.
>>732964993i remember the ff4 run that failed some stairs tricks for several minutes and the runner looked like he wanted to cry
>>7329649932024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amyuJjTe5gk
muting stream 2 now
Get RNG'd
>>732965145I fucking hate how GDQ puts cutscene removers in all the jrpgs nowadays. I just want my comfy 9 hour nightshift
double watching stream 2
>>732965242GDQ are dumb and put that shit on prime time especially if its one of their own running.
How did the FFIX run end up an hour over estimate?
>>732964283>even chartfag got a girl
>>732965690$20% antics and a bunch of stalling earlier to get time to meet the Ozma incentive.
>>732965690last time he went to 30 hours, so this is quick
>>732965690>had to do ozma>had to collect 100 frogs>had to do the marsh secret bossJust ozma alone adds like couple hours, and this is also a volatile category because it's solo Garnet.
>>732965783>>732965795>>732965834TY anons
Final push
>>732966182faster
>>732965979That's one
>>732966182PUMP HER
rate tomb raider
Rate Tomb Raider 3 Remastered
goosebert has horrible posture, what a freak, I can't believe he thinks he's good enough to sit next to Plum
>>732966235>>732966224C
>>732966182everyone always says here comes plum but nobody stops to ask where plum cums
>>732966235B
>>732966224see >>732959753
>>732966224>>732966235C-
ive been playing nioh 3 instead of watching this esadid anything funny happened so far?
>>732966224>>732966235B
>>732966284she comes here
>>732966308yeah
>>732966248He thought he was better than Plum, that he could be the ESA mascot, until he was put in his rightful place.
>>732966308Stream 2 Day 1 had pretty fun runs, everything else has been speedrunning as general kinda. They did do a bit of baneposting during this FFIX run so that was fun.
>>732966224>>732966235A-
>>732966235A, never watched a TR3 run before and it was a very interesting run as someone who beat it like 7 times, lots of new shit i can try next time i play it. likeable runner too
>>732966308Really slow start to be honest, the first day especially was low energy. When stream 2 arrived, the event improved.Also lots of long runs this year. Like full on 3 - 6 hour runs.
>>732966224A very mellow
>>732966308Unfortunately they got hit by some flu and like half the people got sick and it messed with the schedule a lot, they salvaged it somewhat but it's been rough
>>732966235A
>>732966308Been playing Nioh 3 on and off too, about to finish it myself.I've had the stream open a decent number of times, but honestly, I've found this ESA a bit boring.
That was one creepy Loch Ness
>>732966473Does anyone else think the start was so slow due to GDQ counter programming with Black in a Flash, as well as the Superbowl? Feels like once Monday hit, the viewers increased, the donos increased, the runs got more fun.
>>732966613Also the Olympics, really unfortunate time to schedule the event
>>732960004Summer already confirmed. Plan for it early anons.
>>732966560You can feel them all getting sicker and sicker too. You can hear all the coughs and sneezes in the background on both streams. It's wiped everyone out.
>>732966613No, black in a flash had nothing to do with it
>>732966670Wouldn't be surprised if Winter gets perma cancelled though due to the great ESA sickness.
>>732966670I only need to know the week to take it as vacation. first of august is later than other years though
o7
can i ask you guys a question?
>>732966224C and I'm being generousrunner did a boring commentary again, his butt buddy had the charisma of a lamp again, game audio was almost muted, runner took a pee break like a literal child and he skipped the final cut-scene like a retard.
>>732966769normal people dont worry about catching colds in the winter cooftroon
>>732966824You just did
>>732966824Yeah but I probably won't answer it
>>732966824yesno more questions now
am i not seeing it or did themed blocks go away?like a racing block or an rts block or a n64 block stuff like that blocks
What was the cope reason that Necron isn't just some literal who asspull again?
>>732966782Probably trying to avoid being at the same time as other events. But watch GDQ "coincidentally" host an event at the same time even after ESA's changed their date to later.
>>732966904Necron = Iifa Tree
>>732966824i don't know, anon. CAN you?
>>732966903ChatGPT gives the worse block suggestionsEdenal is a bit of a promptlet
>>73296444299. Go do your part, anon.
>>732966904Something something Kuja wanted to die and take everyone with him, this summons the icon of death something something symbolism something
>>732966782>>732966670I wonder if we'll have a long 3 week speedrun event streak again like last time.
>>732966613Rapists had nothing to do with it
>>732966903themed blocks are stupid
>>732967005ausfag here. theres some rumblings in the aus speedrun community about the future of the event
>>732966904>>732966940>>732966980Hades was actually meant to be the final boss which is why the background of Necron's fight matches Hades' chair, and Hades represents death etc. etc. But they went with Necron instead but liked Hades design so much and had already made the model anyways that they put him in as a superboss. Theres my FF9 fun fact
how can we sabotage gdq? they are so shit and overtaken they hold way too much market share it is simply not fair compared to this much more sane and based euro group
>>732962828He reached 25h
>>732967085Really? I thought they only added a new one in January? That implied growth.
LET'S GO BOYS!
IT'S OVERTHE FINAL FANTASY
>>732967005after this agdq i'm not watching summer one
>>732967151And it's over now, you're welcome
I'm glad it's Finally over.
>25 hours>"SPEED"run
>>732967151without having to grind and reach ozma this would've been under estimatebut, you know, $20% and all that
stream 2 bros, not like this...
>>732967150hard to sabotage something that fails upwards
>>732967150The best thing to do is to let gdq be the containment event for those kinds of people
It's done!
Goodbye Stream 2...
RATE FF9
>>732967289Cit was ok
>watched NONE of steam 2 FF run>dont get the pump your plums meme
It's not over yet, they've still got he sing along and the black jack.>>732967289A
>>732967289S
>>732967289B
>>732967289B for effort
>>732967289B-, acceptable background. The estimate was a meme.
>>732967289C
>>732967289F
>>732967289not a speedrunZ
>>732967231That's like 3 times faster than your average clear. 5x faster at minimum if all the extra content is taken into account.
>>732967289A wish it were in one session like before.
>>732967289Ait was pretty comfy
>>732967289A
>>732967338Rat tummy
>>732967258>>732967269Stream 2 saved ESA again, the quality of the event leaped up once Stream 2 arrived. A tale as old as time.
>>732967289A, comfy
>>732967289A for new Flu% WR
>>732967289A, had low and highs but in the end it has been the ESA ffix run that single-handledly has saved stream2 for 2 days
>>732967289F, I was going to just give it a D but going over estimate is bad. It was a dull run, Mizzow lacks any charisma and sat there with his dumpy GF trying and failing to be entertaining.It was not a speedrun.
>Dolphin actually tries to rape LaraDamn
>>732967386based stream 2
Of stream 2, I can only say this: of all the streams I have encountered during this ESA, it was the most... comfy
oh yeah change this >>732967340 to C for going over estimate
>>732967289Z
>Stream 2 being the superior stream as usual
>>732967289C for Comfy
>>732967520Thats always the case. I love how it goes from comfy to zany depending on the run. It has so much more freedom than stream 1.
ffix ending with stream2 ending it's going to be too much
>>732967617there's still tomorrow
>>732967386Stream 2 was good DESPITE mizzow
Stream 2 felt shorter than usual this year. I guess cause it started on Monday not Sunday, and two of the days were just an FF9 run. They don't have the runners for two streams anymore do they?
>>732967520Me when stream 2 starts.
Is this goofy shit really the ending cinematic after killing a god
>>732967692Correct, this ESA had really low runner applying amount, then on top of that the whole virus spreading around the hotel killing runners off whole week
>>732967712Nah we got another 10 minutes of cutscenes.
Rate Tomb Raider 3: The Lost Artifacts (Counting it as a seperate run as they said its a bonus run due to Lara's birthday rather than an incentive)
>turn on stream 1>these fags are still on
There hasn't been a donation in like an hour, what are you doing ameribros
>>732967807it's not separate on the schedule
>>732967807FOverestimate
>>732967749Honestly they've done pretty good for an event with a massive runner shortage and then half of those get flu'd.
Sly time you fucking furries
jesus fuck another sly game? is this the 4th one
>>732967807B
>>732967262anniefuschia omegamogs
>>732967807C
>>732967864If Mizzow dumps this unfunny cunt live on stream I'll send $1k, relay the message techfag.
>>732967807A+pretty crazy set of maps with lots of precise skips
>>732967864They only donate to trannies
>>732967937PLAYSTATION NATION BAYBEE
is it true that it was kixy who was the source of the virus spreading in the first place?
>>732967937Wish the whole marathon was sly games
My friend is up next! unironically, pls wish him luck
>>732967872Because the runner afterwards got sick so they needed to fill time with another run. Hence "bonus run"
>>732967885>>732967937You WILL watch Sly cooper again and ENJOY IT!
Slyro the dracoon next
>>732968034pumping plum to bless the run
>>732968034Make him finish in 3 hours and done.>>732968061Woah momma Carmelita is back baby
>>732968013If you mean the flu, no.If you mean crabs, yes.
>>732968110huh?
Please let me sit down MizI want to live
>Sly 2 Sex with the Contessa
>gdq summer>hackermans using insider info takes over the stream>drops some red pills about the charity like no research but flyers, revenue streams and ends with some extra stats about mental health
Do they do interviews during night hours? I generally clock out at this time. Just curious about the energy levels and shit
hi im fucking SLYRO
>>732967937sly racoon hoyp
>>732967807CI don't want to see these boring cock smokers again. I wish they had brought that cutie from England for tomb raider.
>>732968186I don't think there's anyone healthy enough to do interviews anymore
>>732968186Pretty sure I've still seen some
Vivi ;_;
Man I havent played ff9 since 2019 or so. I’ll have to do it soon. Probably the most memorable ending
>>732968034Is your friend charismatic?
>>732968396I like him. His name's ostrava.
>>732967174ASM open went great, we were going to extend that to a proper weekend marathon, however due to the event getting a small amount of funding by the government due to a grant, they want us to follow new guidelines. A few staff are all on board for cucking out, but some others aren't happy with the amount of kneeling they want us to do (like welcome to country shit)
esa fucking loves long ass runs
>>732968452Only this year due to the lack of runners not helped by everyone becoming sick
>>732968434>however due to the event getting a small amount of funding by the government due to a grant, they want us to follow new guidelinesthat doesnt sound very well
>>732968369>since 2019Ha ha yeah, you meant 2004 or so, right?
Time to pump to plum
CUMINPLUM
PLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUM
>>732968434Damn that sounds like shit, I liked Aus Open and the last ASMs, hope things don't completely fall apart because they cashed the wrong check
PLUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HERE COMES PLUM
HERECUMS...!
Ah shit I missed ESA
PUMPING PLUM
All rise for the national anthem
>>732968524I replay them every few years but it has been a long break for 9 :(
>>732968602how do you keep fucking this up boatman
>>732968602RIP boat anonyou've still got some time left buddy
PUMP PLUM FOR GOOD LUCK
PLUM PLUM PLUM
my face when
>>732960308Mike Umami showed up drunk and went on an anti-semetic rant
>>732967289D
>>732968434damn why does this keep happening
>plum video has a million views on youtube>game sold 3 copies
kek the pissed playstation nation coming in from a night out
>>732968602Same but I'm glad I realised just in time for a sly run
>>732968743game?
sanest american runner
>>732968743They made a video game about plum???
SHITTY VOCALS WARNING
>>732966670>31st to 8thSGDQ is 5th-11th so yeah there will 100% be Flame Fatales on that date.
A non-troon American runner? In my ESA!?
they're buthcering it, lmao
This male choir sucks
>03:50:00Yeah, it's time to go the fuck to sleep
>NG+ save fileepic........
Cringekino, as always
>>732967289change my vote to a ZZZ for this cringe shit goddamn
*muted**closed tab**switched to stream 1*
>>732968857Fatales are the worst events of them all. I bet even the black events are better.
What the fuck tech crew, raise the backup's volume
Wish my friend Ostrava luck!
>>732968637>>732968662I’m not very good. Work and booze got in the way. But I’ll take what I can get from the last 24hwtf is this sly run tho? Pre-made save on a specific version of the game and it’s still a 4h run, why even bother at that point?
*boosted**amp on**neighbors woken up 3am*
THIS NIGGA IS NOT EVEN SINGING HE'S JUST SAYING THE WORDS, CUT HIS MIC NOW
>>732968941Your friend looks like he fucks furry women.
>dev tool>cheated save file>ng+
Crowd is drunk as fuck on stream #1
Rate the singingI give it an F
>>732968946Probably has some meme skip that requires a gadget and saves only 5 minutes
I wake up, there is another Sly run
>dev toolsWe just gave up now
Why is this American’s name a meth-addicted Czech city?
>>732969036Z
>>732969036C for cringe
>>732969036ZZZ it's not even funny
>>732969036SIf it was just her it'd be a Z but the crowd being forced to sing along is pretty funny
>would rather watch cutscenes (MOVIES) than speedrunningtypical /v/
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
more like background murmurers, fucking hell
This really just makes me miss Metako and Leonis even more..
>>732968521>>732968560>>732968728Oh forgot to mention, the fat guy on the couch last ASM, Kenorah, Trooned out. He is staff and the sponsorship manager so some are worried we're going to partner with GDQ but I dunno if that's a real worry or not.
>>732968946this whole esa has had a bunch of bizarre meme runs but its been alright
>Ends with "I love you, I love you too"Bros...
>>732969167>NG+ DevToolsI didn't come here for cheatruns
It's just not the same without prize mommy
>>732969249cutscene skipping should be mandatory in every game
>>732969019Does anyone still have any webms of the aftermath of Cheese's drinks for every death run where he just staggered into stream 2 and slumped onto the chair, staring at the ceiling?
>>732968434Yeah I'm 100% never watching or donating again if I see 'we love the WOGs' messaging on stream. That shit is more corrosive than trannies.>>732968728Money talks, bullshit walks(morals, ethics and values are considered bullshit in this context)
>>732969229You should be worried, GDQ is starting to partner with "approved" events, trying to get that international reach. UKSG this year (after they partnered) was dogshit, the quality drop was noticeable.
>>732969172kek.
>>732969295Nah
>>732968186No, they're done live immediately after the run. Right now a lot of people are chatting and vibing outside of the stream rooms
>Category rules>Beat the game as fast as possible. This is a “New Game”-speedrun, meaning the speedrun begins from a completely blank save file with no stored data.
>>732969403>>732969172you guys dont remember the chick gdq had sing that mgs song? now that was torture
I can tell this might actually be a great run, lots of energy and good commentary. Fuck, it’s 3am here though i gotta get my ass to sleep and watch it on sunday or smth
>>732969036C ringekino
Edenal getting felted...
>>732968602Why did you deny us your whimsy? I'm gutted
>>732969392Antisemitic conspiracy theorist.
Is that McLovin on the couch?
>>732969392Which btw is why UKSG and BSG suddenly started gunning for ESA again this year and shit talking them. GDQ takeover begins.
RIGGED
we need to protect ESA against this threat!
missed the plum songagain
>>732969472NG+ with a blank save? bold move, let's see how it works out
Edenal jumpscare
>>732969343>Yeah I'm 100% never watching or donating again if I see 'we love the WOGs' messaging on stream.We call them boongs, lol>>732969392We'll see how it goes, there was also some talk about starting a west coast version but it would be way more scuffed
>>732969612Goosebertbros...
>>732969494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKLJjRQy754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz2Rv6sK6ng
>>732969629We call them niggers lol
New slowly>>732969695>>732969695
>>732969629My dear Anonymous, the WOGs start at Calais
>>732969229>>732969392the godless nights will never end
>>732969612Snoo snoo with Plum
>>732969697yeah that 2020 is the one i always remember whenever theres a singing incentive
>>732969612Who drew this, I love it
>>732969763A wog here is a greek australian
Say bye to stream 2
>>732969612basado
>>732969612why is she holding this flaccid thin cock and giant nutsack
>>732970025How to get JRPG wife
Our heroes.
