>the FINAL splatoon Eggstra Work is on>No one caresHow Come?
EW is boring.
>>733047018>How Come?With penis
I have almost 1k hours in Splat3 and I have never given a shit about EW
>>733048056Same. I got gold for the very first one, and then stopped caring about them.
I've wrung every bit of enjoyment out of salmon run that I can and don't feel like doing it anymore.
>>733047018>eggstra workIt's not really fun when some guy analyses every spawn for the seed, states the specific order and you can see your teammates quitting if one player misses a specific task that nobody could communicate to them unless they look up the same strat.Shame they didn't take the challenge idea for the DLC and make a daily set run to compare friend/pool scoresAnyway, have this squid.
i look like this
>>733050647This dude is the invisible man
Nobody's really given a shit about this game since September 2024. I know they want to experiment with new things but if they don't at least announce a proper Splatoon 4 by the end of the year the switch 2 is surly and truly dead.
Me and the boys already did it last night and I doubt anyone cares enough for round two. But I'll still post my favorite baby, given the opportunity. We're really just waiting on the Raiders direct.
Bro, I ain't even played Splatoon 3 in like 6 months.
>>733047018>FINAL splatoon Eggstra WorkThe last one ever? GoodEggstra being a tacked-on mode to pander to scorefags was a stupid idea. Salmon Run is about teamwork, so forcing competitive garbage like that is retarded.They should do more events like the one where everyone's eggs counted towards a global counter.
Eggstra work is fucking lame.
>>733047018Oh shit!>wait EW, not big run
Man, I forgot just how much the Rapid Blaster sucks in Salmon Run.
mm squitties
Do you think Splatoon Raiders will have Salmon Run?
>>733054585I think it's decent, at worst. It won't save your ass in a crowd, but its length makes it ideal for shit like stingers, fish sticks, and picking off shit from a safe distance.
>>733054861Probably not. They'll probably try to keep it focused on whatever Raiders is supposed to be.
>>733055583
>>733055372It's still not as bad as the FUCKIN' Bamboozler.
>>733054861There's definitely something salmon related with that cooking pot jetpack
>>733047018EW is boring ass shit and Splatoon 3 isn't worth playing unless a splatfest is on.
>>733055694Beautiful creature that needs protecting.
>>733056272>Beautiful creature that needs molestingFTFY
>>733055704I love bamboozler and nothing you say will convince me otherwise.
>>733048825I know this is mad with AI but what are the prompts and the model?
>>733056338Nope, all octo girls are precious jewels made to be loved tenderly.
>>733054585It's just bad. Poor damage and doesn't excel at anything. At least RBP has fuck-off range and 2 shots steelheads.
>>733056735I'd love her so tenderly she'd go stupid
>>733056735>Nope, all octo girls are precious jewels made to be impregnated forcefully FTFY.
>>733051656Yeah no more eggstra for me not even the Reef-Lux will make me go back
>>733056896They're too smart for that.>>733056940Am I going to have to put you in the dungeon to keep them safe from you?
>>733057101Not like it was bad by any means, but I suppose there is little reason to do it again since our gold is all but guaranteed and we don't even get xtrawaves from it
>>733057546It's just not a game mode worth playing for more than a few hours
>>733057380No prison can hold me.
>>733057791Probably depends on how you like to play. I was never a time attack kind of person, but score attack does hold a certain appeal to me. Though not enough to try again solo.
>>733058069Never liked time or score attack so it never appealed to me
>>733054861Salmonids are going to be the main villains. Screencap this.
>>733056940No that's specifically for the rivals.
I listened to Kpop while playing it
>>733056338More like DISGUSTING creature that needs SPLATTING.
>>733057870>>733056896>>733056338which splatoon girl would look good covered in ink
>>733059814OK well that's just rude.
Eggstra Work is anti-fun.
>>733058243I just like seeing how much I can optimize my score. Feels more fun than just plain going fast.
>>733057870>>733060060Octo love forever.
>>733059256BULLY Takos.
Why are octos so much more... robust than woomies?
>>733062576Better in every single way.
>>733062924
I want my woomy to cuck me
>>733062989How did they get away with it?
>check the nintendo app just cause>Callie and Marina artOkay, that's adorable. But where's my baby girl? She needs love, too!
>>733065384>Callie and Marina artIt's shit art because it has no marie
>>733065531Rude, Callie and Marina are adorable. But Marie is best idol.
>>733066079Callie is great marina is awful
>>733066230Based Marina haterBut they picked Marina because they were both team love
>>733066230Incorrect.
Frye is a better chocolate slut than Marina
>>733066407No I'm correct
>>733066467Frye is a slut, Marina's a sweetheart.>>733066517Wrong.
>>733047018>pay $80 to continue playing in the next map pack I mean game goy
>he actually got banned for those wordskek
>>733066467Cute.
>>733068097If only she looked that good in the game.
>>733066079Objectively true.
>>733069459I will always fight for her. And occasionally Callie if they are allied.
Callie on my lap.Marie sloppily dressed groggily making me a coffee in a kitchen.
Kek
>>733070056>not putting Callie to work
>>733066467Man is spitting straight up FACTS, sit down and listen.
>>733070307Callie is a canon ditz. She does not have the capacity to "work".
>>733070348Callie does not get a free ride around here. Gotta do something.
>Calliefags>Fryefags>Shiverfags>PearlfagsPlay the game>MariefagsHalf of them play the games>MarinafagsOnly jerk off to it
>>733070451she can put on her pink thong
>>733070474I'm a Fryesimp and I have never ever played this game nor care about it I just jerk off to the squids.
>>733070474What a ridiculous list, obviously all Marie and Marinafags play the game.
>>733070474Marie made me a charger main
>"Ugh, another Splacoom appointment at 12:00? Fine, hope they're quick about it this time..."
callie buttjobs
>>733071082Source?
>>733047018I love Salmon Run but Eggstra Work is trash. Give me more Big Run reruns.
>>733071564Should be one seasonal fest and two big runs.
Half-hearted Marie handjobs...
>>733047018Splat 3 is awful
I've played like 400 hours of Splatoon 3 compared to the 200 I have in 2, but it still feels like I've played 2 more. 3 just feels kind of hollow compared to the first two games and I really don't know why since I like the gameplay changes and new weapons and especially the expander Salmon Run. Maybe it's the seasonal structure that made the support for the game feel kind of dragged out instead of 2's kind of random update schedule.
>>733072245Hard to pretend to not be enthusiastic about that.
Octo girls are still the cutest and sexiest.
woomy sex
veemo love
>>733074757
My woomy has been doing lot of eggstra work wothout me lately... she always come home covered in ink and exhausted
>>733076054Ink with nut flavour.
my octoed hotwife callie..
>>733076820>>733076884
Fine, I'll post the new official art
>>733047018>No one cares>How come?Because I never cared
>>733077669Something the matter?
>>733077825Not at all, anon.~
>>733078016No mischievous thoughts or anything?
>>733078072Damn the image is more censored than not.
>>733077679>school girl outfitsCmon now Nintendo.
>>733078114I'm way too good at really, truly hiding my mischievous thoughts, anon, it's a top-tier power.
>>733078343Well I will be open. I will be pumping some ink after dinner.
>/trash/ tranny talking to himself again>bizarre "octos are blacked" freak edit posting Poor Splatoon threads, they don't deserve this.
>>733078539>>733078582>>733078679samefag
>>733075808veemo ntr
>>733078963Never post this evil again.
>>733063029With who?
>>733079075woomy > veemo
>>733079473Mariefags on suicide watch
>>733079473You fucking CUNT.
>>733078450Naughty.
>11 years later>Marie still best girlHow does she do it?
>>733079540Well I mean, grey hair at 21 isn't exactly ideal.
>>733079218(you) and salmonids
>>733047018I already came to Shiver like 100 times
>>733080626>I have been masturbating to squid girls for over a decadeWhat a thrill
>>733081376SNAKE EAATER
>>733081376>that person who drew a naked woomy within 10 minutes of splatoons revealGood times.
>>733080946Your woomy has been eyeballing me weirdly, lately. Thought you should know.
>>733082079>>733081376Remember when splatoon became a meme?
>>733082390>I fucking hate you all.Classic. And who can forget the morons who said this series was dead on arrival.
>>733082497I don't remember anything except HYPE surrounding the Splatoon release. Where were all the people doomposting?
>>733082717There was the bag of crows and dicks
>>733082717Just the usual clowns who got dunked on.
>>733079473Part of the reason the Squid Sisters are my favorite idols is because of how much they roast each other all the time.
>>733082964Legendary thread. Mods added music and everything.
>>733082717Oh and don't forget the people who get mad at squids.
>>733063029>>733080946based
>>733083656The legendary 6head
>>733083656>>733082851>>733080716>>733080686>>733079552Squeeze
>>733083656Frye sex.
>>733084370>>733084762>>>/trash/>>>/discord/>>>/state prison/
>>733080626I slightly prefer Callie, but Marie is also pure sex. The Squid Sisters are the best idols.
>>733084064do you think inklings reproduce like real squids or more closely to how humans do it
>>733088240They have tits so probably like humans
>>733088376But what would squid milk taste like?
>>733088473They evolved to be human-like, so human milk,
>>733047018eggstra work is a boring mode that was a waste of resources, sincerely hope it gets replaced by something better in Splatoon 4
>>733047018Who cares? The series has gone woke.
>>733088704it's been woke since it's inception, retardbro
>>733088473They're not mammal and are made of ink so I don't think they produce milk, but I suppose they have human sex still
>>733088240They essentially evolved to be more human like so their bodies probably changed to our way of procreation as well.
The females have noticeably wider hips, larger breasts, and the fact the female character wears a bra for modesty indicates the presence of nipples. They also have belly buttons. All of this suggests they have developed a mammalian-style reproduction by live birth and nurse their young.However, we also know that the psychic crystal ink kick-started their evolution and is why they're so human-like in appearance and behavior. These physical characteristics may just be to better resemble humans and not an indicator of their reproductive strategy.
>>733090350She's doing that to me specifically
>woomy cuck posting
Will there be a chinese new year event?
>>733047018I only play for splatfest and big run.Next Big Run is in march, right?
>>733062989>Gyatt floor>Boob size up chipIt's inconsistencies like this that can ruin an otherwise fine art piece
You guys seen Octo Sluts 9?
>>733092652which one takes the biggest shits?
>>733085732I love this one. It was my online profile image for a while elsewhere.>>733088195Cutie-squid.
Calamari.
Fried Calamari.
>>733093242women don't poop, retard
>>733094272>Tanned squids smelling faintly of cooked squidPenis wat ar u doin
Raiders when?
>>733079075Pure, beautiful octo love.
Just here to thank the drawfrend who drew my squigger, I fell asleep and saw it when I woke up but the drawing is really cute. Thanks!
>>733096506IDK prob summer
this thread sucks. What happened to the real splatheads
>>733088595>waste of resourcesyou mean the one new sticker png/banner or whatever? kek
I hate E-liters
>>733097603E-Litres give Splat Chargers in general a bad rep.
>>733097489the mode itself was a waste of dev time
Could woomies successfully pull off the male swimsuit challenge?
>>733092575Marie packin'.
Chargers should be deleted now that the bow exist
Love me some eight-leggers
>>733099763but how will i oneshot the woomby without a charger (blasters are for homosexuals)
>>733101085Roller
>>733099317Marie Cuttlefish's overflowing ink sacks
>>733099317>>733101147Why was Marie chosen as the titty monster?
>>733101493One of the japanese splatfests had milk as an option, and she was the representative.
>>733101493Milk tea
>>733101238???how do i get the ink in like this, its too wide
Coomers deserve death fucking die
>>733101878kek
>>733097458There are about 20 or so anons left in /v/ pool so threads are extremely rare and mostly occur during events like big run and splatfest
>>733101878Vertical flick
>>733096506
>>733104574Either I'm brainrotted or this is a fetish thing
>>733105059It is, just anon being revolting degenerate.
>>733105171fag
>>733105059it's thinly veiled blackedfaggotry
I need new Salmon Run content.
>>733104574Based
>>733105510Holy fuck
>>733105510More...?
>>733105510>Callie still has the Octo-tattoo and the Hypno-shades.
>>733105510>>733106367Sometimes you just need a good fuck.
>>733105510>>733106367>Two new art pieces for the picrel folderThanks for fueling the giant Callie folder I have, you two.
>>733106267
>>733106582I kneelPlease catbox album some of your favorites anon>>733106634>Shiver getting markedInsane
>>733106582>8 separate folders for CallieHow are your Callie's categorized anon?
>>733106582I just have a Squid Sisters folder. Separating the two feels wrong.
>>733106582I just have a "Splatoon" folder that's 95% Marie.
>>733106910The hohojiro family's future isn't so "bright" anymore...
>>733107263But this is the fate of all first born daughters of her clan
Most of my Splatoon folder is Salmon Run fanart.
>>733107504>splat bombs uheh... nothing personal fish...
Inkling Boys need love too.
>>733107628*personnel
>>733107507Does not everyone have two splatoon folders, one regular and one lewd?
>>733107446I don't think her fate was to be marked like this.... but I think Frye is at fault for this
>>733047018SHIVER*inhale*SSSSSEEEEXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>733108031Finally someone talking sense in this thread.
>>733107981Frye and in a deeper sense, Marina. This is part of the idol culture for all cephs after-all
It might be heresy but I'll just say it: Shiver carries a pair of big fat milkers well.
why do mentally ill cucks feel the need to project their fetish onto every piece ofmedia
>>733108182You said the answer in your question, they're mentally ill. Derangement causes this behavior.
who else is playing eggstra work while listening to kpop?
>>733108182what fetish you fucking moron
>>733108172Most incorrect post in this thread. Shiver is a delicate and alluring flattie
>>733108324>pretending to be retarded
>>733108324Cut the bullshit you cocksucking freak.
>>733108516I mean I agree, don't get me wrong, I'm just saying she looks good with fat tits. I'd never want her to actually have them, it's just an observation.
>>733108579>>733108661nice "fetish"
>>733108798Oh I misread your post, my apologiesAfter personal reflection I agree. This octo looks very at home with a hefty chest
im close
>Splatoon thread>It's only retards dumping their ecchi folderWhy are you fags like this?
>>733109284>posting a retarded 3DPD trying to make cartoon meme faceNigga why are YOU like this
>>733109284because they are mentally ill porn addicts that don't play games
>>733109284Because there's no news about Splatoon Raiders, Eggstra Work sucks, and no one here likes Ranked & Turf War enough to talk about them.
>>733109284The real Splatoon players moved to /vg/.
>>733109991inb4 some obsessed fag whines about>muh /vg/ trannies
>>733110498Two perfect girls.
>>733110498Remember what they took from you.
Splatoon will be in the upcoming February Direct, right?
>>733106928Technically 7, since one folder is just a temporary folder.>>733106910Ask and ye shall receive.~ Though fair warning, it's a beefy 850+ MB, so I might have to upload it to another 4chan-supported file uploader.>>733106987Aye, fair enough.>>73310719695% Marie? Damn.
Callie and Marie are starting to dry out...you can see it on their faces.
>>733110973if there is one, definitely
>>733111000>tripsBased Callie chadYou can just make a catbox album or like a dozen or so of your faves
>>733111000No one anon should be this based. Your love for your idol is inspiring
>>733111042god, I love octos so much
>>733047018Working on my backlog before Raiders. Also Frye supremacy
>>733111415>>733111479>Not just one set of triple digits>But TWOGoddamn, I bet I've never acquired double trips before. I suppose that makes me an extremely, if not *the* most powerful, Calliechad. I'll build a folder on catbox then, then plunk the folder link here. Just gotta wait for catbox to not "connection time out" on me.
>>733111046They'll be 30+ year old hags by Splat 4.
>>733112050A death sentence for idols.
>>733112050
>>733112973Squid moms in 4 or we riot.
Head bros unite.
>>733113595>>733113767I love these pieces of Callie art.
>>733112050I wonder what the Finalfest meant by "The Past?"
>>733109284Is that Laura?
Am I the only one ok with the Splatoon 2 Salmon Run Maps not coming back for Splatoon 4?
Been a while since I played, what's the best sniper overall? I wanna learn a new weapon.
>>733115463I remember ALOT of people hating the Snipewriter, so that's a good place to start. If not that, then if you get good with the E-Liter, you'll destroy everyone and earn a fast pass straight to Hell.
>>733115463The regular Splat Charger is the best and always has been
>>733119806This is ugly
>>733047018idol gremlin slop
>>733107981Holy fucking kino
>>733117721Rude squid.
>>733121110If a tomboy squid is acting up you can give her maid correction
>>733121405why is she showing her ass
Don't trust Octolings.
>>733117721>the octo on the rightGoing to marry that girl.>>733121636I trust female octolings with my very life.
>>733122030Her butt crack is showing
>>733122459She knows
>>733047018My friends dropped the game so i dont have a team of cute boys to play with
>>733114160A woomy/yebby society inspired by 1920's/30's americana with flapper idols, mobster sharks, and dapper/elegant fashion trends.
>splatoon clerks might deny you service if they deem you not coolwtf...
>>733123472And if your Locker isn't fresh, Girls will laugh at you.
>>733123667Nah, my bowl cut gets all the bitches, they'd never laugh at me regardless of what my locker looks like.
>>733124546>my bowl cut gets all the bitches (males)
Maybe I should work on my locker some time Never really cared seemed like too much work
>>733124901Should've been apartments.
>>733082328I cum
>>733062576Octarian society has a hardcore eugenics program overseen by Fuhrer Octavio himself, who mandates that only the curviest veemos get to reproduce and flat-breasted children get put into Octo-Ovens.
>>733129204Sex goddesses on the right.
>>733129563calm down pearl, its just a drawing
>>733055583titty nets are an unerrated fetish
Ink sacs.
>>733129204I'm gonna hurl my thunderbolts.
You do own all the EW stickers, right?
>>733129719Pearl's too short and silly to want to fuck either Marina or Marie. Marina's the horny one.
>>733131578Are woomies and veemos abusing Ink Capacity Up drinks too much?
>>733133086
>>733131876I doubt anyone does.
>>733047018That game has a dozen grinds and none of them matter competitively or reward the player in any meaningful way. They don't even give you unique cosmetics. Why would anyone waste their time?
>>733134928I did all the Catalogs just for the Emotes.
>>733135178>catalogs>grindIt takes a single won match per day to complete the catalog with days to spare before season ends.
Did not expect my thread to last a whole fucking day.
>>733137510People be horny. Especially me.
Woomy
Veemo
It's still here? Okay then. Here's a cute baby before I sleep. Night.
