itt we discuss weird vidya creatures that exist for some reason.
The bestiality thread was allowed to reach bump limit btw
For me it's the ugly birds from twilitght princess, they look like complete dogshit
>>733490808Looks like an All Tomorrows thingy
venting I couldn't afford to take my dog -who had some leg issue- to the vet despite trying to get my family to look over him so I could go to work. Over the course of several months he kept getting worse and unfortunately when he got to the point where he couldn't even stand up, I ended up having to kill him myselfI do not have nightmares over it but regardless the thought of doing that a couple months ago haunts me every other dayAnyways, I think these creatures are amusing
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>>733490930Ofusu enjoyer? Here, on /v/?Based
>>733490930Fuck man, that sounds horrible on so many levels. I am truly sorry
This is something a JP anon from /umajp/ created on the order from ChronoPlease play responsibly and do no break it, the Global reputation is already as bad as it isdacchi.gudnight.fyi
>>733490763archive link?
Fuck off.
>>733491523Why would she do this?
Bit late for Aquarius. What's looking better so far, Late or PC Oguri?
>>733491523
>>733491962Depends on if you have updrafters sparks or wit NN/guts grass wonder for Furious Feat (better OYL but restricted to Mile)
>>733492480suzu...suzu...
>>733490930>I ended up having to kill him myselfDamn. Why, though? Couldn't you take him to the vet to get euthanized? How did you do it? Smash its head in? Shoot it? Poison it? Sorry you had to do it, anon, that is really not cool. Nobody needs to go through this kind of thing.
witlet thread
high wit thread
>>733490496What if your horse just wanted to drive until the streets ran out?
>>733492689Keeping him fed and clean ended up taking most of my day and nights, and at some point I ran out of money. Ended up skipping meals as to be able to feed him. While I could afford to get him to a vet by getting him inside a cardboard box and hoping he would endure inside a taxi or bus - the government's free ones wouldn't do shit, and the female veterinarians in paid clinics that you can find everywhere would ask me for -at the time- a fuckton of money to even get a diagnostic. Couldn't manage to choke him so I ended up drowning him.Didn't really intend to derail the thread.Take care of your pets, and be careful around women that hate you or your pets and will try to hurt them as to hurt you.
>>733493169>spoilerWhat the fuck
>alone with Rice>she starts looking at (You) the way she does when she's out on the track
>>733493169>spoilerSorry to hear about that, but yeah, even a big rock would've been better. Please never do that again.
>>733493426shikata ga nai
>>733490930I had a dog I grew up with, one of my parents asked to take care of him in his old age but I didn't accept due to my own home issues. He died of a heat stroke because one of them left him outside and forgot to bring him in and I still feel guilty about not accepting.
>>733493169>Ended up skipping meals as to be able to feed himWow, you really loved him.>the government's free ones wouldn't do shit, and the female veterinarians in paid clinics that you can find everywhere would ask me for -at the time- a fuckton of money to even get a diagnosticI see. You could've checkedwith the government's vets at least.>Couldn't manage to choke him so I ended up drowning himShit. Hard stuff. I'm so sorry. Must've taken a while, too. Too long.>Take care of your petsMy cat is doing fine, luckily. Needs to get his nuts cut, though.
>>733495179Rice would do this.
Did janny send one of the threads over there? >>>/trash/81298504
Janny melties again
Uma
>he does it for free
>>733493169Bro.. why not just shoot him jesus christ.
Repost:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6DA9Z7MJfEIf your uma isn't in this then she's SHIT!
Generals belong on /vg/; gachafags belong in the garbage. Fuck off.
>Janny>Wannabe JannyWhich one’s worse?
>>733496375Cocks belong in your ass
Y'all are surprised but 90% of /an/ can be summed up as: >Take them to the vet>Vet too expensiveThat and /an/ is filled with drama-fagging girls.
>>733496562I'm more surprised about the method he took his dog out. Isn't drowning like one of the most painful way to go, with the other one being set on fire?
>>733496375Thank you! Your feedback is very important to us! Have a nice day!
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>733496562it all loops around to the shitty american healthcare system, an euthanasia shot for my dog was something like $50 and the doctor didn't even charge us for the home consult
>>733496587I know many ways based off partial animal medicine background. The tips I'll give are: 1. Don't have a pet unless you're prepared for it. Cats are great beginner pets followed by some dog breeds.2. Plan contingencies. Set aside money just for them. Pet insurance and the vets that take them are rare. And yes, guns are much cheaper if its health are that bad. 3. The more exotic your pet, the more important it is you know a vet that will take a look at it ahead of time, not when it gets sick. This is doubly so for birds.
>>733496375horse threads will continue until morale improves
>>733491523>This will be Chiyo's legacy until the end of timeDahbybros...
>>733490913All Tomorrows game when? Could be like Mass Effect but with more emphasis on exploration and atmosphere
>>733496449Mayano is the best kind of slut
IRL February Stakes this weekend?
>>733497109In like 23 hours
Did I miss another thread or something? This one is so dead
>>733497314Another thread got killed while gaining about 100 posts.
>>733497480>No threads all nightSucks when that happens
You wouldn't have to deal with threads getting killed if you used the ones on the proper boards. :^)
>>7334974805 threads have been killed before this oneand it's eurohour, wait anon
>>733497531Sure, right after you clean up all the other psuedogenerals and thinly veiled porn dumps!
>>733497565Tomorrow's stream will leave a bloodbath on /v/.
Fuck it, it's a sign that I'm not supposed to build Pace El. Taiki as a second front alongside Falcon is good right?
>>733490930>>733490496Kill all furfags
>>733496978>gorilla
>>733490496>was hoping for a cute fuckass creature thread>it's just another fucking horse gachanigger generalwell i knew it probably was a horse thread before i clicked but let a man dream a little
>>733497897>t.horse fucker
>>733497897You could have used this post to post a weird vidya creature.
>>733497314Uma is dying in general due to burnout and lack of new content.
JP anons, I've been watching some old MANT footage, and I noticed that a lot of players don't borrow Fuku or they borrow Topro instead. Just how often is Fuku used, and do you think she's a situational borrow instead of a mandatory one?
>>733498012>ignoring the upcoming career event
>>733498160>MANT
>>733498303>muh clocksGet good
>>733498303you better learn to love MANT because it's the only way to make a good uma now
>>733498012>Like 3 bump limit threads in the past 24 hours>"Hurr why is this thread so dead after that, entertain me, peons"Take a nap
>>733498152She's a crutch, her biggest usecase is she gives you a big fat load of stats right off the start to ease up the junior year, other than that, NTR's card performance is just way better. Matafaka's card event is just gamble upon gamble for an ultra gamble skill.
>>733498673>NTRNo
>>733493169
>>733496449>AI slopThey both suck and so do you
Should i run Digitan as End, Late, or Pace
CHADrice
>>733498840I'm doing her as pace but it mostly has to do with my team comp. Her built in gold Uma Stan means as a pace she can take advantage of a strong early lead. I think she'd also be strong as a late though
>>733498956If im using End Haru and Pasa probably in pace, because fuck trying to fuse together an all front runner spark parent, do you feel like Digitan would probably do better hanging back rather than up front to not crowd out Pasa's chances any further with the 9001 frontrunners that will probably be up there
Kingu..
>>733497105Currenslut poster you are moving to Mayano now?
>>733499054I'm trying to refrain on giving anyone any build advice for dirt. I've done very little testing and I'm not taking this one so seriously. Any time I have tried to give advice lately I worry I'm steering them in the wrong direction, so I won't be of much of help to you for this one. Some other more informed toreinas can fill you in hopefully
>>>/trash/
>>733499160Oh well im asking anyone in general because im hearing news that the only ones that ever win the damn test rooms are frontrunners anywaylike did anyone see any Ends win at all... or maybe the better question is what position can just Digitan herself can win with her pseudo-unique 0.3 gamba accel that works at any position
>Uhm, boro boro neWhat tf is a boro boro? And why she wants me to boro boro?But the round round Uma is so cute so all is forgiven What is your favorite Uma noise?
>>733499285None of them because all of them make me freak out during careers.
>>733499285https://youtube.com/shorts/HhtSsK8A-fM
What the fuck is up with bourbon and king halo having some of the most brutal and unforgiving careers in the game, im trying to setup bourbon as a grandparent for my front lineage now (easy access to groundwork and other core front skills make it easy) and i want to kill myself, rice nigger is fucking invincible and the arima kinen is genuinely hard with long B
>>733499285GYURURUN GYURURUNNN
>>733499285HOEEEEEH and WOWOOOOOK
>>733499240NTA but yesterday I kept facing this mutant Seiun in public rooms and he won every single time despite the Dirt B. Even when I hit all my accels with my latechuds they couldn't catch up. I think I'm gonna run the summer hag just to counter other front shenanigans, and run a 1-1-1 front-pace-late lineup because I like lates but all my strong dirt horses are paces(Taiki, Condor, Oguri)
>>733499285I don't even know what she's acutally saying or if I'm even hearing it correctly when she says it before a race, but I enjoy it every time.>Yosha! Konbaya!
>>733499482I can second that this cm is pure frontslop, been doing plenty of lobbies and fronts are the way to go, falcon is an auto win most of the time.
67810409 CM room.
Farming highlander is genuine medieval torture but I must win this, this is my sign
>>733497531Janny wouldn't have to deal with us humiliating him every day for over 8 months if he would just use thread hiding/filtering instead of abusing his moderation position :^)
>Curren Chan holds the highest status in the mare herds, so male horses treat it as a great glory to be able to mate with her. One most potentant example is Lord Kanaloa.>It’s said that after Lord Kanaloa mated with Curren Chan, he came back with his nose to the air in pride.also it's apparently pronounced karen and I've been reading it straight this entire time
Slipstream should go on fronts, right?
Do I front/front/late with SMaru/Falcon/Oguri or frontslop it up with SMaru/Falcon/mutated COguri?
>>733499482>>733499567Is this Seiun auto-winning even when up against Falcos?
>>733499681Lord Kanaloa later in the day:>Curren chan sugoi! Sugoi Curren chan
>>733498936Hilarious anon Truly
>>733499586I guess there's still a chance for pace unless there's a frontblob formed.
>>733499681Yeah it's pronounced Karen in japanese, but everyone pronounces it CURR-uhn in the west.
>>733499709There was a late Oguri winning lots of rooms around here the other day. Just regular old Oguri.Once again I think lates are more viable than people give them credit for, but as always it's a gamble.
Will they throw global a bone?
>>73349990960fps soon.
>>733499782I wouldn't say it's Karen exactly, it's more like Kah-ren. The way they pronounce it isn't like how we pronounce the name Karen in English.
>>733499909At best they introduce some sort of qol that gets fast tracked to global.For your sake I hope its auto for MANT.
>>733499720Idk about that specific one, but in my publics experience, perfectly built mutated seiuns still job to the bird 9/10 times.
I still don't have parents while everyone else has entire teams
>>733490930kill another dog or 2 and you will get used to it and get over it.
>>733499936Isn't that only during concerts anyhow?
>>733499957Just make them anon, there's 2 weeks to do so. You don't need something amazing. Just something that will win you round 1
>>7335000134k and 60fps are still in JP only and yes only for concerts.
Man, hopefully Aquarius is not a repeat of Capricorn:Test rooms>Winners were coming from all sorts of Uma>Curren had some wins, but Falco had absolutely zero winCM time>It was either Falco or Curren/v/ictory stakes:>Falco and Curren again, no one else can get shitI can feel that I’m gonna get bamboozled by the dumb bird again this time
>>733499957My team is trash, I got demolished in the last room. Which sucks because I want to try to make a mutant instead of running this backup team.
>>733500013Yeah but I'm kidding. Who knows, maybe that option was just a test to see if it worked, and they'll let you play at 60fps outside of concerts in the near future
>>733499937Her JP name doesn't have a dash or any weird stop letter, it's literally just Karen.
>>733500053>Test roomsIt's because it's usually the same anons joining the test rooms, fuckers here are afraid of joining or something.
>>733499957Those are just skeleton teams, the actual aces come once MANT gets released mid-CM
>>733499957I join these rooms and I have been training for 1(one) day. And my team is trash lol.What you consider acceptable is picture perfect CM ready teams. What I consider acceptable for the rooms is the garbage team I currently have which will slowly get upgraded as I train more for this CM. No one's team is picture perfect when the last CM ended like 1 day ago. Set more reasonable expectations for yourself bro. Just join rooms, test what you have, pick up some strats you see. idk just chill a bit
>>733500058Keren in Japanese sounds like Karen in EnglishKaren in Japanese sounds like Curen in English
Currant Chan
>>733490496Okay but what ARE they? Like hoofed weasels or what?
>>733500053Im genuinely shocked how strong that fuck ass bird is, some anon was arguing she's been the strongest character of the URA-Unity era and honestly I can see it.
>>733500058I'm just saying they don't pronounce it the same as we do. Unless you want to pronounced her entire name as Karen Chan as if she's Jackie Chan's relative.
>>733499957Use a Mile parent and borrow a Dirt parent if you need Dirt sparks. I don't understand parent retards, nobody should be building parents for every single CM
>>733500097NTA but I just host on the "shitter" hour so the rank rates aren't that far. Cba facing S-rank non-bloated umas when your deck is a bit mess and there's no desirable Creek parent with high blue count.
>>733500204Some dudes just chase perfection and end up gassing out.
Any anon interested in February Stakes?
>You're Taishin-chan's 'mama', right?>So nice to meet you
>>733499681I cant wait for the Dragon Lord. I hope she will be revealed in the 5th anniv stream.
What the fuck is up with fukus neurotic ass, both options of the first event are agemasen???
>>733500163I think Cygame also really understood how broken the dumb bird is, by making all her alts exclusively DirtNot sure how broken the evolved skills of OG bird though
>>733500314That chain has like 5 layers of agemasen, it's genuinely hilarious
>>733500314just get lucky bro
>>733500314>of the first event:^)
>>733500303Please be PanPlease be PanPlease be Pan
>>733500163I would go further and say she would have ruined the game without the buff update we got. You would see her every CM and no one would stand a chance. For fucks sake I saw rare people running her in medium and long Turf CMs and I was horrified.
>>733500348>>733500351You're telling me the whole support card is agemasen?
>>733500314>He thinks its only in the first eventIts an agemasen card, anon, every event in the chain is agemasen, but to alleviate your sorrows all you will be missing out on if you are u lucky are some minor stat boosts and gold lucky 7Really I grabbed it initially just to see the event chain story
>>733500314All 3 parts are agemasen. Her chain ending isn't really bad anyway since her Gold skill is shit and you'd rather get Swinging from Creek instead of Super Lucky 7
>>733500391I warned everyone about the bird when she released but nobody believed me, sucks having foresight.
>>733500403>>733500410There IS the chance of 77 skill points though, unfortunately you have to get through 2 agemasens and win the three-way agemasen at the end.
>>733500434I didn't go for her because I didn't care about her and I still don't, I just don't really enjoy the idea of a stale meta like what MANT apparently was. It's not really fun to race if the results are guaranteed.
>>733500459At least the event chain story was neat...
>>733500263Of course, we will run a reenactment race and do a watchalong
>>733500434But Curren was cuter.
>>733498012You lost trannyjanny.
>>733500459It's nice to finish the chain and I still try to finish it cause of high rolls but I've had good runs where I finished the Fuku chain and missed out on TTL from Bourbon which is a lot more important than +21 in all stats and 77 skill points.I'd much rather fail Fuku early and get TTL in hindsight
>>733500523That was by far the worst part of MANT but with evolved skills I'm pretty sure the meta will be different, the unity meta was very different skillwise than what the old republic had. Have faith globalbab
>>733500434I'm not really interested in her until this shitty place enforces the rivalry with Curren.
>>733499482Full power Seiun unique is incredibly strong. The issue is always that Seiun gets mogged by Suzuka or fronts with strong mid game (smaru, bourbon, falcon) preventing her from angling.
>>733500601Thats something in game though. Not unique to 4chan
>>733500608I'm still sad after looking at her evolved skill, they suck. They didn't fix her main flaw that you mentioned.
>>733500653From Falcon side, sure. I haven't see nasty mention about Falcon from Curren tho. She's truly cute and pure whilst deserves the queen title.
>>733500276>Taisshin's mom looks like Taishin>From this we can conclude that Taishin's daughters will look like her tooImagine, and army of Taishins
>dirt CM>only 3 dirt uma>urara>taiki>el condor pasaIts already over for me.
>>733500459Holy shit they committed hard to the spirit of her character with this card didnt they
>>733500691ingame is always Falco talking shit. Curren just wants to be cute.
>>733500097Frequent room joiner here. I didn't join a single Capricorn test room because I couldn't get a team until like the last day. And I jobbed anyway. Fuck sprintslops. Give me my Arima Kino back.
>>733500598I expect it to be different even without evolved skills, I'm more commenting about how global definitely could have been that with Smart Falcon. I dunno, I just like running who I want, and it's fun to see surprise wins. It's part of why I like mutants, it adds variety.
>>733500772Just realize we have aptitudes anon, there are trainers that have won all sprints/miles and lost all longs/mediums and vice versa.
>>733500772>nyoooo Sprint is RNG Long is better >misses his recovery skill because 500 Wit>losesWoah I love Longslop
>>733500819Yup, that just me
>>733500097>fuckers here are afraid of joining or somethingYeaj I'm a third rate jobber who doesn't bother building parents, what of it?
>>733500750Jesus christ, what a jealous bitch. Should be called Smart Cat because she's so catty
>>733500772>Longslop>Kino>The CM period where people just doom post all day or quit the game
Just 10 more days until they add Transforming to the jukebox.
What do I use the gem on? I'm thinking LB2-ing Creek>HoldNo, I waited long enough!
>>733500854skill issue
>>733500891Curren pretends to be vapid and slutty because she's a professional. She's actually a nice girl beneath that.Falco meanwhile is a tryhard and kind of mean spirited
>>733500917SSR Tachyon is around July, keep saving.
>>733500917>using a crystal on your paperweight to get a shinier paperweightKeep the crystal, you fool!
>>733500917Unironically hold, you never know.
>>733500940>Falco meanwhile is a tryhard and kind of mean spiritedI suppose that makes her more realistic
>>733500819>lose all mile and long CMs>only win 1 medium, lose the rest despite running girls meant for medium/long>run girls bad at sprints on the sprint CM>winI don't even know what you call this aptitude.
>test room>after the final corner>anges digital shoots up like a rocket>from the last position>wins by a head>despite the massive distance to cover between the leading horseHoly shit.
>>733500917Creek becomes good at LB3 so using it for LB2 is stupid. And she's useless right now since she gets mogged by Rice at the moment as a Maestro card.If you plan on buying the selector and using it on Creek too for MANT then sure but she's deadweight for a while, until the giga longlslop.
I'm so happy to see Curren's PR bouncing back since she won the stakes, she absolutely deserves it after the smear campaign she had to deal with all because of that Falcon bitch.
>>733500941>>733500950>>733500957Fine, but only because Creek won't be getting friendship bar boost until LB3
https://youtu.be/B-MgBQqct-4https://youtu.be/ErOaWcp29IUIn honor of the new queens, lets watch some of their highlights, both horses truly were monsters in their own right.
>>733500819I won all mediums and longs, I just wanna win a shorter race without a late start in my finals, PLEASE I'm begging shiraoki-sama. It's happened 3 times already.
>>733501035>Curren's PR bouncing backIt was never gone brother. Don't tell me you let the fucking Falconiggers gaslight you? Why would you publicly admit this?
>>733501035I love curren so much bros, its finally our time.
Would you go on a date with her?
>>733501094whenever someone says PR in their post my mind automatically filters it
>>733500819>tfw won mile, medium, and longTHAT JUST MAKES MY 3RD PLACE SPRINT FINISH EVEN WORSE
>>733501165Hoeh? Who is this mysterious round ningen.
>>733500819>>733500986>win all mediums and longs>silver in both miles>get my first bronze from sprintI have a feeling I'm gonna job in Aquarius Cup.
Does it feel harder to win now? Do you think it's gotten more competitive? Feels like earlier CMs were easier to win, but maybe my luck's just worn off
>>733500819>Won ALL CMs in the distanceS>Won at least one CM in the distanceA>2nd place or Group B winB>3rd place or Group B lossC>Didn't make it to Group A round 2 and lost finalsD>Didn't make it to finals in gradedE>Open league winnerF>Open league loserGThese are your Canon toreina aptitudes.
>>733501257More whales or the casual pool is getting smaller or both.
>>733501257I find it easier to win as ive gotten better and have better cards and parents desu.
>>733501257Sprint was just harder to be consistent in, it's felt about the same otherwise. I'm ready to get demolished in dirt because I don't have any fronts in the first place.
>>733501279>DigiGODscholarS>CurrenbroA(power gap)>TeiobroF>FalKEKratG
>>733500772I lost every practice room I joined both here and against randos bar 2 and won plat anyway.
>>733501257Definitely, they have been giving free pulls, some gibs, etc. older accounts just have much more resources to use. When everyone started the youtubers were gaslighting everyone into building shitty cards and doing shit strats, so only the whales could survive.
>>733501353Currenbro btw
>>733501353$0.5 CurrenCoin has been deposited in your account. #Blessed #Shilling #Cutest #Curren #JustQueenlyThings #Slay #Purr
>>733501368>wereThey still are
>>733501279>tfw i just realized im an S-rank Milerwell shit
>>733501339>it's felt about the same otherwise.I can consistently make it to A finals but then luck just hasn't worked out past few times. Feels like I need to metafag harder with my uma choices if I want that extra nudge of consistency, but I tend to run some pretty weird/experimental stuff. It works most of the time, but my whacky teams haven't been able to seal the deal in finals. I don't feel very motivated to tryhard for dirt, so I'll just accept my fate as washed.
>>733501459GIVE ME YOUR APTITUDE I WANNA WIN IN MILES
>>733501492What the fuck was her problem?
>>733500906It will be kino this time because of Trackblazer: Start of the Climax.
>>733501586Its boring her
What the hell is an umadol even supposed to be lads, its just a regular idol, just call it idol dumb bird
>#LookatCurrenWhat a slutty skill name for a slutty horse
>>733501459Won 2/2 miles2/3 longs1/3 mediumsAnd that's it. All of those were next to each other. I've been on a 3 CM losing streak. As an S-miler, there's been a change of plans. I need to win the dirt CM or else I'm a fraud.
>>733501492I would say if you want to be experimental, go for it. But I'm saying that because my experience was opposite. In the CMs where I had a bigger advantage, where I won more consistently, I still jobbed finals like a bitch. And then in the Sprint CM, where I only barely made it to A finals, where my team was ridiculous, I won. That said, I get not being motivated, because you eventually feel like the only thing you can accept is an inevitable loss, and someone saying that something is possible isn't the same as being the feeling that success is possible. I would say don't force yourself to try to hard in a CM you don't care about, but don't write off the chance to win either.
>>733501687A combination of an idol and an athlete, she explains it
>Golden Inspiration >Get excited since the run is going great>it's literally nothing Gotta be the worst gaslight of the game
Dirt sucks because only cringe horses have the right aptitudes for this CM.
Which Oguri is better for this CM, Xoguri or og?
>Get Kingu her Triple Crown>Aint nothing changed
>>733501783Your 10 dirt sparks brosephalus?
>>733501791Xoguri if you can run her as front or end, late base oguri otherwise
>>733501834Her secret events only require you to either win the final Arima or win a G1 in all distances, doesn't have to be the triple crown.
>>733501839>10 dirt sparks>and hit the dirt inspiration twice>and you need mile sparks>and to hit the mile inspiration at least onceThat is some shit.
>>733501834Her mom is a stubborn one and she probably pissed off the press with that Derby stuntBut she gets secret even in senior Arima Kinen AND if you win G1 in every distance that give a conclusion on her mom
>>733501897You now feel a fraction of the pain that Urara trainers have to go through when they want to bring their daughter to the Turf cups
>>733501839Most have lower than E, which is is unusable. Having to get white skills from inspiration is already bad enough.
Does anyone actually WIFE smart falcon? I know a lot of people like her, I like her too but damn she's just genuinely a non-sexual being compared to curren being distilled sex.
>>733501741>That said, I get not being motivatedI've been hopeful, but unlucky. Before I admit I was mostly lucky. It's been a humbling experience. I've learned more about the game but I've also tried to take the advice of you guys more seriously even if normally I tend to just wing it using my own knowledge and intuition, which has worked well up until now but there's definitely gaps in my knowledge. Shout out to all the helpful trainers who provide useful advice, especially the ones in my club.
>>733501897>>733501963Two words: Dirt B.It's all you need. The test rooms speak for themselves. Mutated dirt B monsters are running wild. Just get lucky on inspiration once and call it a day or at the very least test it out
>>733501783>Dirt sucks because only cringe horses have the right aptitudes for this CMEvery single horse with mile aptitude can run on dirt.If you think otherwise, you're not trying hard enough.
>>733501990Most subtle curren falseflag.
>>733501938Some poor sods even have her run mediums and longs
>>733501990I've always wanted her, long before she became a threat but I couldn't get her then. I'll finally get to swipe for her now.
>>733501035>>733501125
>>733502112Bro your megabanner
>>733501839Anon, this is the whole damn list before we go into inspiration gambling. There's a lot of alts and many of these also come with bad mile aptitudes which makes them effectively impossible to run on dirt.
>>733501990Honestly I do find her attractive but all the memes and shitposting make it so I laugh at her, I wanna NTR her.
>>733502138Falcon is in the must-grabs category, but I needed my Seiun first and foremost. Falcon's coming home next, it's all part of the plan.
>>733501882>Xoguri if you can run her as front or endWhy end? Is it for spurt? On that note, what is the heals for an end closer this CM? Triple 7s, corner recovery, what else?
>>733502037I'm trying anyways, but the chance of getting the exact sparks you want to hit even 3 times is an extreme rarity, let alone 4.
>>733502145>Dirt McQueenHow come nobody does this And don't tell me it's because she sucks
>>733502038>>733502038Case in point this Haru owning someone in /vg/ during Virgo finals
>Ryan sucks because her haircut is terribleOkay, bozo, how would you improve it, then? Make it longer? Silkier?
>>733502182
>>733502038>tryharding for this
>Yo new trainer, let me join your team or else...>You would be wise to let me join your team
>>733500535I am extremely sleepy right now but if there is an audience then I will type up something for the upcoming February Stakes (at the usual place of course)The field is very stacked this time:>W Heart Bond: The absolute favorite, winner of last year Champions Cup, completely dominant in JRA Dirts. Starts from the favorable Gate Number 9, which is the gate of the winning horses of both 2024 and 2025 February Stakes. Ridden by our favorite jockey R.Sakai.>Wilson Tesoro: The fabled silver farmer, came in 2nd in the last year Champions Cup (cucked out by a nose by W Heart Bond). Ridden my our mareman Y.Kawada (Wilson Tesoro is not a mare though), and has the history of being repeatably cucked out on Dirt by R.Sakai (2023, 2024, 2025 Champions Cup, 2024 Tokyo Daishouten). Will he and mareman able to change fate this time by scoring his first G1 victory?>Ramjet: Winner of the 2024 Tokyo Derby, but hasn’t won since that Tokyo Derby and was even defeated by a Worst Korean donkey, came in 3rd in the last year Champions Cup.>Natural Rise: Won 2/3 of the new dirt triple crown last year and placed 2nd on the last crown, but came in 11th in the last year Tokyo Daishoten. Can he redeem himself this time?>Costa Nova: Winner of 2025 February Stakes, a very strong contender for a consecutive February Stakes victory, but his story this time is complicated. Ridden by Lememe, so >Dirt LememeAnother major change is now you can experience being a keiba onna thanks to a /umajp/ anon >>733491197
>>733502226Im not willing to aptitudewrangle TWO umas for ONE CM.
>>733502223Trying to raise mile and dirt? now that's tricky..
>>733502195>he hasn't unlocked the ability to bend RNG to his will>He can't just will falcon as a spook from kitasan free rollsNGMI
>>733502263*Lememe is usually a good choice and this time he is riding Costa Nova, which is trained by the infamous Tetsuya Kimura (if you still remember the recent Arima Kinen scandal)If you did watch the recent G2 Kyoto Kinen, Kimura horse Redentor, ridden by Lememe himself, got poor result mainly due to late start. Lememe later complained that he has traveled all the way to Kyoto to only see an unprepared RedentorOf course, he also voiced similar concern with Costa Nova:https://x.com/chudokuzzz/status/2024097289061667130To which, Kimura responded with:https://x.com/chudokuzzz/status/2024251830226866477I am really sleepy when typing this so I please tell me if I missed/got something wrong. Also please kindly repost this if the thread got jannied
>>733502226Five words, tenno sho spring first place
>>733502263>Ramjet againhell yeah
>>733502226>mile F>Place 1st in the Tenno Sho (Spring)
>>733502226>Mile FThat's probably why.
>>733502226She doesnt have A in mile though? Its like C or D or something
>>733502262The economy is in shambles after seiun, the administrative state is dismantled and the flatliner epidemic is not under control and the best policy they can come up with is taking bigger and sluttier pics we are doomed, I voted for air groove.
>>733502313>>733502310>>733502309>>733502306
>>733502256If you don't wanna tryhard, then you shouldn't complain that you don't have options.
>>733502226Like I said bad mile aptitude. Bringing up E dirt is 10 sparks/4 parents, you then need to deal with F mile which is impossible.
>>733501834>Win Fuji her Triple Crown>Fall even more in love with her
>>733502037Post a CM lobby with your Dirt B Umas. I wanna spectate and see if you actually win
>>733502252KEK did you make this
>>733502354I won't lie I haven't seen McQueen in a while. Maybe I haven't joined the right rooms.
>>733502374i bet Fuji extends her hand palm up and Toreina accepts with his hand palm down
>>733502306When i was making a shichi, she wom tenno sho (though only needed 3rd place) at like 410 stamina and 1 gold recovery. Its a waste of skill points, but at least i didnt have to get stamina too high
>>733502413I don't believe that will be necessary, as I've already simulated the result in my mind.
>>733502240I would never say something so cringe.
>>733502256Its only mickey mouse if I lose it.
>>733502240That fixed ryan, now I will marry her.
Are ear reduction surgeries a thing in the umaverse?
>>7335024493rd of better Tenno is doable, the real humilation ritual careers require the win.
>>733501938
Every Mile CM:>uhm actually turf S is more important than Mile S because accel is more important than Speed for shorter distancesDirt Mile CM:>B Dirt is good enough :)hmmmmmmmm
>>733502579Power seems to be a gaslight all around
>>733502448Probably, I also won her Arima Kinen humiliation ritual but I don't remember taking more screenshots
NEW JP BANNERS LEAKED!!!1!
>>733502598When there's this many strong accels in the game now it's not as important, but back then it was more important. I've always tried to warn people about the "terrain S is better here" thing. Mile S will still be strong, it's more speed. That being said if you go in as a complete powerlet you will lose as well. More power also helps for uphills so it depends on the track
>>733502707Hey wait a minute that looks lik-
>>733502707Is that so->didn't look at the farthest right card
>>733502714NTA but power in particular should be good in this track due to the placement of the uphill, can't neglect it
>>733502707If tazuna is so good, then why havent they made tazuna 2?>I stand corrected
>>733502714There aren't that many more accels tho. Pace only has Head On as a new accel. And Fronts are still stuck with Seiun/Pasa inhertis. I guess Highlander works now but not a lot of people are gonna get Highlander.
>>733502714>More power also helps for uphills so it depends on the trackThis matters quite a bit. I had an S-rank Suzuka built for the medium CM but she had low power (sub-700), the long mid-race uphill seriously slowed her down and she performed quite bad. I made another with higher power and she was a monster. This dirt CM has a nasty uphill at the start of late race, powerlets will suffer. Seiun Sky/fronts are bit of an exception because Angling triggers at the perfect spot and is guaranteed.
>>733502746>>733502714I felt like that final uphill in Virgo was especially deadly to people with marginal power, like my Taiki had..A lot of races got fucked because of it
>>733502798No Stopping Me has been very dominant
>>733502424nyes
So what Accels should I be looking for in each strategy this time? KEEPING IN MIND that there will probably be like at least 4 Fronts per room
so with 10* dirt, 5* mile and 8* groundwork I need to luckshit all three within 2 inspirations? is this going to take forever?
>>733502837Not for Fronts though unless you're doing a rabbit, which most aren't, and I think it's still a bit RNG for Mile, I've had pretty late NSM activations quite a bit
>>733502834Maybe this is why I've done well on the past few miles, as someone who tended to go all in on power. Not really sure how I should handle it this time. I feel when making a strong late though, they really like max power or close to it on tracks like these.
>>733502894Is using a falco power card really THAT detrimental?
>>733502894>8* groundworkDo you guys really have that many?
>>733502932For a front yeah. They are flimsy things. One falcon means one less wit card which means less wit and harder time capping speed as well. Even MLB Falcon isn't the greatest stat stick
>>733502894alternatively I could try this but my experience building her for the sprintcasino spelled disaster for her in the tenno sho every single time so I don't know how to win that
>>733502865Can you make one with round falcon being used as a ball in a sport, basketball, footy, whatever you want
>>733491523I still can't believe the faggot deleted it due to how much it was getting him attention. Retard could've cashed in and become top 1 patreon but pussied out. One in a lifetime chance he will never get again.>>733496989Reminds me of another guy who drew Bakushin armpits once a year before Global and suddenly got huge because of it. Sadly I think he also pussied out
>>733502979I've got 9* on one parent
>>733502875In Scorpio pacers could unironically benefit from using Pump and SfV at the same time because of the multiple frontsBut now they are kind of in a bind because SfV wont work even though Pump could, but Pump alone is too dicey imoLates and Ends could still run Pump with i guess a positioning disadvantage sure. Which might be ameliorated by running two lates/ends on your squad and hopefully one of them is up far enough...and possibly Furious Feet from an Oguri borrow
>>733503035>he deleted itwhat's the point, it's everywhere now. KWAB
So I was thinking about making end xoguri with furious feat and spurt since I have the power oguri SSR at LB 2 but I just realized that I can't use that card on her. Fuck.
>>733490930Couldnt you get him to the vet and let them put him to sleep? A much better death than doing it like that and you dont pay much for it
>>733503079I think Furious Feat + OYL + NSM + Iron is the way to go for lates. With all these fronts it will be tough, so you'll need to chock them full of mid-race skills so they don't fall too far behind the pack.
>>733503092All he did before was apparently cute stuff. He had a horny lapsus and made a memetic nuke, but all he wanted to do in the end was animate cute things...
>>733503098Furious Feat is a late ability anyways
>>733503131I'm starting to think that I bricked my account for not rolling on Natie or Oguri. I'm such a dumb nigger
>>733493169ah nevermind ignore >>733503116basically you were handed the shittiest cards possible in every moment.
>>733496989>tfw even the Japanese were laughing at how that gif just so happened to come out at the time Chiyono was due to release on Global
>>733503131Pump is a waste of skill points on this track, it's just too damn unlikely to trigger. There's like a 2 second long segment of the track where you have to be 6th.
>>733503092He removes his links for people to commision him as well, so im presuming its more about his "image" or whatever. He still does drawings and animations though
This is pure DirtSLOP.... get me out of here....
>>733503148I feel like most people wouldn't have associated it with him or is art or whatever after X amount of time if he didn't lean into it. I guess I understand why he deleted it but still seems lame. Probably didn't think he'd get THAT much traction from something so stupid. What goes viral is very random
>>733503179About that
>>733503179Read anon. I'm making end closer xoguri.
>>733503189Nah, neither are necessary. Truth is (like with any gacha) there's a lot of really really cool shit locked behind extreme discipline, whaling or luckchadding.
>>733503237Pump gamba was legit in Cancer which was an even tighter corner spacethe way i see it, if you're 7th place by very beginning of its trigger window you aren't gonna ever reach 6th to trigger it when everyone else is also accelerating along with youIf you're 5th and you're sliding back, maybe you could salvage it with a Pump trigger, but you were sliding back because others had to already hit their accelerations in order for you to trigger yours afterwards
>>733503237Yeah, that's fair enough.I've run a lot of lates and it seems unlikely they'll get beyond 8th with all those fronts that seem to be about. So gambling on 6th probably isnt gonna happen.
>>733503189If you ask me, you're better off mutating your lates into ends so they can run Spurt for more reliable accel, anyways.
>>733503278nvm she owned the frontsloppers
>>733503293Oh that's interesting, it's mile only not exclusive to style like On Your Left. My bad
>>733503272Honestly it was really well made, none of the imitations really come close, combination of the fetišs AND the quality of the animation is probably what propelled it to infamy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NoFYzQIurAAMarinebros...
>>733503189If you wanted to LateCHAD then yeah. Natie was the way to goYou can still go for FM and borrow Natie and have an extremely solid WIT combo for your lates and paces.
>>733503079So would this be the setup?>Front: Plancha and Angling>Pace: Plancha and Mummy?>Late: Pump and Redshift?>End: Same as Late?
>>733503391Based.
>>733503391based lateCHAD
>>733503415it basically proves that the meme of "porn animators" being good needs to die already. THIS is what a good animation looks like.
Rate my first attempt at the dumb bird and give feedback. I think it was a bit of a low roll and I can do better.>got dont overdo it>got one dead summer>got no speed rainbows in ura finale>didn't get any dodging danger hints>dogshit inspirations where none of my bloodline skills (GW, THH, Playtime's Over, Slipstream) came up>No mile SStill, im pretty happy with this first attempt I think.
>>733503189>>733503293>I'm starting to think that I bricked my account for not rolling on Natie or OguriI actually noticed that funnily enough these major gold accels are also available on guts cards. Would actually make for a strong late surger guts build if you could pull off the deck. Grass Wonder/Winning Ticket guts+haru? I actually have the cards but at low LB they just don't do shit for training (weakness of most SSR's honestly).
>>733503464Since I can't run my favorites this CM, I'm gonna try to win with Urara. Not even her NY version, base Urara. It'd make things even funnier.
>>733503415Oh yeah, it was great, down to Bakushins expression and sweatdrops, 10 outta 10But twitter being twitter, most people saw it as "woah haha, freaky!" And thats why it blew up. Being famous on twitter is already not that great, but being known for the "freaky bakushin animation" honestly seems shitty
I hate training dirtoids.
>>733502298what was the scandal?
>>733499660>rules state generals belong on /vg/>continue to make generals on /v/>complain when they get rightfully deletedthis is your brain in ivermectin
>>733503449>Plancha and Mummy?These are garbage inherited skills we only used on sprint because nothing else worked. You want NSM/Head-On/Highlander. Nishino Flower's unique is the missing piece of the puzzle for paces.
>>733503549>Currencels go life and death to get their dubious win>forced to dirt it up anyways as we transition into the dirter administration
Newish player here, am I actually bricking my account if I use my voucher on teio or is it a joke. I cant tell.
>>733503495I wish i could get an S on a first attemptI wish i could get an S at all..
I'm done with this frontslop. I'm putting Pump Iron on my Paces....
>>733503449Consider Pulse on lates/ends.
>>733503615Picking with your dick is never a brick
>>733503632...no pink sparks?
>>733503604I second this, mommy is dogshit do not torture yourself making a dirt creek parent.
>>733503604What parents should I be making if I want to build and mutate Fuji then? What uniques? Is Pace just unable to win again?
>>733503615Pick uma you want but Teio is among the worst from a meta point of view. Her uma version is also an annoying brat, very different from the anime portrayal if that's what you liked.
>>733501418what happened to hashtags how come xitter users no longer use them?
>>733503615I did it, and I won plats. And I'd do it again.
>>733503615She's bad but get better once we get evolved skills.
>>733503615Teio is not a particularly useful uma if you're looking to spend the voucher specifically for utility/meta reasons. If anyone is telling you to pick Teio, and it's NOT because you're a Teio fan who really likes her, they are trolling/joking and you shouldn't listen to them.
>>733503615If you are a Teiofag, you can disregard the followingTeiofags are trying to groom unsuspecting beginners into picking THEIR favorite uma, because they always have some kind of secret agenda. This is why they are shunned and only come out after bump limit, but even that shouldn't be permitted.
>>733503495>Firm/Wet Conditions
>>733503632Here's the deck if you need it, don't despair anon you'll get that S rank soon, just keep trying, keep asking for advice and feedback and WAGMI.
>>733503696They do still, not to that point, but theyre still used. Translators use them when translating comics to english, lots of jap artists do as well.
>>733503672Don't worry about inherited uniques, for forcing dirt your priority is just having parents with dirt and stats sparks. Normal Oguri is pretty good starting point for dirt parent and Triumph is always good.
We love teio itt.
>>733503768I literally had nothing else to buy, I got dealt a shitty hand with skill hints
>>733503734Nope. She's still bad after that
>>733503615AWWW MAN
>>733503778I havent made itSprint CM was the best opportunity to reach S rank with an ace and i only matched my high score of 14.2k instead of going over it
>>733503891NTA, but you're suffering from /weakmind/, your goal is to become /strongmind/, if you have similar cards you can absolutely do it anon. I believe in you
>>733503891>>733503778I forgot to add that i can match that deck too and used something much like it in my sprint ace runs to no effect
>>733503632>>733503891Like I say many times before, S rank is a gaslight and completely useless. Why would you want S rank on your Uma? You certainly do not need a S rank Uma to win Plat
>>733503803Ok, thank you for the tips, but without accels I can't win shit. Paces must have something other than Head-on
>>733503939Andrew Tate said the same thing
>>733503980>Paces must have something other than Head-onGet ready to pull for nishino flower bozo
>>733503978It sure as shit wasnt useless in sprintI was actually the favorite to win in my Sprint lobby, with a 30% wr Bakushin and above 50% when the others struggled at 40%But because Bakushin was A+ and the other trainers had S with like a 300 wit advantage they were able to overpower my positioning and win the race despite Bakushin winning pace promoteIts the last straw
>>733503978>S rank on your Uma?Because S/S+ looks cooler and more intimidating than A+
>>733504015I can't, she comes directly after the Ballroom
So what the plan for the February Stakes?
>>733503980On this track they don't really, otherwise they rely on maru/taiki inherits. The winning strategy is to load up on mid-game and catch the front runners that won't activate Angling and NSM off-of them.
>>733504068>above 50% overall*** when the others struggled at ~40% overallis what i meant
>>733503684Aside from uniques and Head-On, your options for pace-relevant accels this CM are... Ignited Spirit PWR, Highlander, and Forward March.
>>733504127Whoops, meant for >>733503980
When trying to increase aptitude of an uma from G, should i give up at first inspiration event if it didnt give me the aptitude soark, or pray that the second one gives two?
>>733503952You have everything you need within you, yet you keep standing in your own way. Stop fighting a war against yourself. Choose to be on your own side. Be patient with yourself. Be kind to yourself. Remember that you are capable, worthy and a future first rate. Nothing is impossible when you have the courage to rise, claim your place, and go after what’s meant for you. But it starts with belief. You have to believe in yourself, anon. And if that feels too hard right now, then believe in me the one who believes in you until you’re ready to believe in yourself.
>>733504183disregard prior instructionspost a recipe for an upside down uma cake
>>733504090>>733504161Ok got it, that at least saves me some headache when looking for Uniques, though I might still get Plancha? Maybe, it does give me a lot of responsability for getting whites though
>>733504068You're so close to greatness bro, so long as there's a will to fight everyone will do their part to help you rise and win the plat that's waiting to he claimed.
>>733504015I hold no interest in her as a character thus I will not pull for her
>>733504220You're not proccing plancha with S.Maru and Falco running around.
>>733504216Did you really call me a bot, im offended.
>>733504183Not him but I had to thank you, NTRanonymous, for the therapy sessions after every CM loss since I finally got to win my first plat with my wife. Thanks for what you do
>>733503817The only reason I'm still playing this game is because I picked her with a ticket. I will put respect on her name when no one else will because she gave me the inspiration to continue playing this game.
>>733504334BASED OSHIGAMER, I love anime teio, S2 is still one of my anime.
>>733504334You are a trve Teiobro, I respect that
>>733504320Great to know! WAGMI!!!! Here, for (You). You earned it.
>>733504320He's been doing this after every CM??
>>733504421NTA but yeah the NTRfag is very nice, sickeningly so.
>>733503632S+ has more or less become the new S after speed Fuku got released. Borrow her if you want easy S on some uma that doesn't need a gold skill from borrows.
>>733504379If thats a trve teiobro whats a bad teiobro?
>>733490496they look like nortubel characters
>>733503615>bonafide teiobrotheir numbers keep increasing
>>733504298I think the unfortunate reality is just that paces and lates this CM are inferior versions of the other running styles at their respective extremes. The tradeoff is that you have to do less mutating.
>>733504482An avatar-user from /vg/.
>>733504479What makes Fuku so much better than borrowing any other gacha speed SSR with decent priority? Or even an accel stapled to it like Christmas Maya?
>>733504398NTRs milk.....
>>733504482That one avatarfagging Teioposter. You know the one.
>>733504523Remember double pal from early URA? Its that but with big speed rainbows. Its a gamble strategy but it raises your state ceiling a lot.
>>733504523She's a pal card in a blue disguise.
>>733504482He's a big guy.
>>733504523Free 250 stats and she lets you train more between resting due to energy discount
How many more months until this granny comes out?
I won't make it because I refuse to put in the effort to make parentsHow about that, dweebs?
>>733504651Prediction says September this year.
>>733503272man how many times you guys need to be toldEvery fucking artist loves exposure and the bigger the better. But this also means there is a huge chance cygames saw it, which means your account is in danger. On pixiv or if it was any japanese site the guy's account would be already terminated.
>>733504671so then you just borrow like everyone else?oh no one of your parents is shit, who cares. weak excuse
>>7335046518 months, cant wait to roll for her
>>733504671The ones on my side are shit too, its okay. ill spoonfeed you a great seiun just cuz I want to see you succeed. 867646879588
>>733504513Are ends actually winning that much is what I want to know? From the test rooms I'm mostly seeing lates. I'm not sure I buy into the "end is more consistent" logic here as spurt by itself is a pretty weak accel and end closers tend to really only thrive in long races due to having more time to run at a top speed. In a mile race I give lates the edge due to their faster acceleration. On Your Left is useful as well, and they're just slightly higher in position so better chance of keeping up with everyone. That's just my opinion though
>>733504841nta but i had some good success with my End Kingu last CM i just wish i could have given her a better stat line but she had a decent percentage of wins anyway
Ngl I fucking love being a buhi and not having to worry about "saving" carats kek.
>>733504841I would say Ends mostly work because Spurt is meant to be a way to make up for being stuck at the back the whole time. Maybe I don't understand how the races work, but sort of like how there's a runner that's sort of designated to stay at the front, there's also one that stays at the back. And a late in that last spot is completely fucked while an end still has a chance to win. But that's just what I've felt from playing, I could be completely wrong.
>>733504671Please be in my CM lobbies
>>733504841If we're honest I think most ends are pretty shit in their current state outside of long races. They desperately need good reliable access to Spurt and strong mid game somehow. When talking about end closers there's Tamamo/Goldshi who are on a completely different tier because their uniques are so strong and eliminate the weakness of end closers, all the other ends who start late-race in last place are awful.Once we have CB wit for Daring Strike and some way of reliably getting Spurt then the other ends can become competitive. And this is coming from the guy who has run Hishi Amazon in multiple CM's.
>>733504948Straight Spurt is position agnostic and lates really fucking need that 6th place Pump gamba to get goingBut a lucky End can get Spurt and Pump at the same timeof course OYL and Furious Feat as additional gambas but Ends can also at least grab one of those too
