Why is this drip so common in video games?
>>733694885I want to marry and have sex with Symboli Kris S
>>733694885okay this one is funny
She's so damn cute
Someone post good parent decks for the next cm before death.
>>733694885are some of these edited? I thought Ethan had a yellow jacket, pretty funny coincidence if its not
>>733694981Nah CHADthan always had the shitty Sunderland jacket lol.
>>733694981It looks greenish in his wiki art.
JANNIES
>>733694885>>733694935Die.
Wife melted into a puddle from extreme radiation poisoning
POST A ROOM SO I CAN RAPE YOUR UMAS.
>>733694981Don't think he had a jacket in 7 but it's beige in 8t. played it in third-person the whole way
>>733694885What would an uma survival horror look like?
Does slipstream work for all positions?
>>733694935I love this gif
>>733695139Like a comedy>>733695182All but front unless they got overtaken but by then it's already over for them.
It's an American classic, the vietnam veteran jacket. Worn by drifters and wanderers. It's the most efficient utilitarian jacket in existence. It's the modern cowboy duster.
>>733695217Wouldn't slipstream help thrm either get into position to overtake or help them push up and create distance as a secondary front?
Thoughts on guts bakushin as a GWbot for remaking fronts?
Curious on rickey, her character, design and gimmick look really cool. Would she be worth it beyond just being a CM pick?
>>733694980>6 corners>2 uphill>2 downhillls>4 straightsload up with as many recoveries as you can, preferably with corner adept too since you'll likely trigger PoC multiple times, greens will probably be much more important this time around and of course spurt will be king once again
>>733695447Meta dirter, though you need to pump her with at least 6 green skills to make her uber good.
>>733695453Stamina and guts stats for fronts?
I just want to say that please do not forget Machan, and her little sister Marche
>>733694885Don't look up the american asian girl with purple hair meme. Everyone is creatively bankrupt.
>>733695547No way she's machans sister?
>>733695547*little sister Marchan
>>733695447She's Jam?
>>733695593I don't think rickey is ACTUALLY chinese, just a larper
>>733695547Is the puppet girl supposed to be mute or something since she speaks from the puppet?
>>733695593Her owner is a fengshui snake oil seller.
James's look is ripped from the guy from Jacob's Ladder like Maria's is ripped from a Christina Aguilera outfit from a Teen Choice Awards show. SH2 and 3 copied a lot from that movie, actually.
PINK SPARKS DON'T FUCKING EXIST
>>733695750SH2 borrow a lot of the atmosphere and themes from Jacob’s Ladder, but saying copying is a bit far imo. I mean, SH2 was also inspired heavily by Lynch films but no one will say they ripped them off.
>>733695503>CM11>Frontoptimistic are we?
Is dirt B being enough for fronts a gaslight?
>>733695905I do have MLB creek and could borrow MLB maya for restless....
I keep getting like 800 power at best with 2spd/3wit/1riko, how do you guys end up with 1000? my wit usually goes up to 1000 too but speed doesn't get capped
>>733695984who are you running and what sparks are you using?
>>733695984Drop a few nukes on power and use mainly power legacies. You just have to strategize your turns a little bit.
>>733695905Is it just gonna be endslop?
>>7336950848758 06678758 0667
Alright let's see what this is about.
>>733696209How you feeling about the new scenario dacchi? Way better than onsenslop.
>>733696097to be completely fair i don't know what an average MANT statline will look and how achievable those stats will be, Kitasan is apparently good for longs too but ends will have the upper hand since the difference in required stamina is day and night
>>733696250I'm still learning the ropes. Too early to tell.Btw literally the first turn and Ai already got a feeder event. What a fat fuck.
>>733696250I mean the onsenslop is just filler, nobody was expecting anything from it. Still powercrept the island for some reason
>>7336961634281 38544281 3854
>>733696286I personally think the biggest filter when it comes to MANT will be wit, fronts desperately need wit and needing to hard focus stamina to cap it while also hitting 1200 speed won't be very easy, plus you'll need two golds so that limits your deck choices.
>>733696302What was the damage dacchis?
>>73369636417 single tickets
>>733696302>Spe is a fat fuck>GOAT>Oguri is a fat fuck>GOAT>Ai is a fat fuck>GOATnooticing.
>>733696421Holy luckshit
>>733695281This shade of green goes along with everything, like it's impossible to make it look bad on a person unless it's clownishly oversized.
>>733696421I wish I had your luck when Ai-chan comes to Globals
>>733696491If it's oversized enough it can look good
>>733696480>>733696503The game threw me a bone to make up for having to throw a full spark for Still in Love.
>>733696302>They skipped the 2019 ArimaKek
>>733696356im pretty excited about CM11, it's all new ground, people have been saying that you need to max out race bonus but i wonder how that will work out if you also need multiple golden recoveries, im expecting to see fair amount of tachyons and creeks and maybe even Cafes, 30% stamina bonus is no joke
When do we get LoH in the game?
Bloomers are so sexy...>>733696572Kek
>>733696572Why'd she perform so poorly anyway?
>>733696645You dont need to max it you only need 50 RB to stay competitve for the stats and skill point advantage.
>>733696702>Long F
Is Elmond Aye a mare or a stallion?
>>733696645I expect end cafe to be pretty dominant, it seems like an exciting longslop due to how absurdly long it is ironically enough.
>>733694885Would you lick Kris tummy for 1 million monies?
>>733696302Vivlos spotted!
Wakes got a cozy fleece number on not a olive nothing jacket
Thoughts on using the new welfare for CM 11? I got MLB creek, could use the new welfare for BOFA and then id be free to borrow fuku.
>Rainbow overcap I coom
As far as value goes for a "newish" player (started half anni) What would be best value card wise?>LB3 Kitasan>LB0 Creek>LB0 FineWhat should I do with my gem and the upcoming anni tickets?
>Witlets are out there fighting in another thread with the schizo>We are comfyWew.
>>733696704>you only need 50 RBwhy is this the magic number? is anything higher just diminished returns? would something like this work?
>>733697023Holy shit whats going on in jp
>>733697023>That GUI>That capI am not really looking forward to this
>>733697238Thats in like 5 years.
>>733697023they really need to redesign the whole ui if they want to keep adding stuff on it
Every fucking thing on this site is just a reddit repost and sekrit klub dogwhistle now.
>>733697205>RikoBut why
>>733697086either Creek or Fine Motion, Kitasan won't see much use for MANT, Creek will most likely be used for the next 3 CMs after this one (gigalong, medium, medium) on the other hand if you have gems to spare you can roll on the Fine Motion rerun and have a better chance at MLBing her for MANT but imo she's just good to have, i would wait until the NTR banner free rolls end and see what you get from there.
>>733697340i have her at MLB and she has a decent race bonus
>>733697358As far as longevity goes. Which is the best one? Im f2p (will only swipe for the guaranteeds)
>>733697234>>733697238>>733697293You can worry about it in 5 years.btw they redesigned the UI so that the track type and distance are horizontal now.
>>733697456She looks so fucking cool
>DabbingDo umaricans really?
>>733697456How for (You) is Ai-Chan?
>>733697023So dacchi, here the important question: what is Ai-chan personality?Did they whitewash it like every Shadai Uma?Or she actually has an interesting character (sore loser?)More importantly, is AiTore a short guy who speaks Japanese with an awkward accent?
>>733697536DAHBY?
>>733697591SHUT UP
>>733697456Oh, is there any super roid Uma in Ai-chan career? Because I heard she is a fucking menace in some other Uma careers
>>733697570>>733697582I can't really tell since I'm currently on full skip mode to get and feel of the scenario first so that I can get quickly get back to work.My nips also isn't at the level good enough to read the story either.>>733697678Don't know if it's because of the new scenario or not, but for now she's steamrolling over everything. Also it's strange how she only has Oaks as the only mandatory triple tiara tour as her goal.
>>733697023>>733697456Is it just me or they struck gold with Ai-chan design? She looks like she gonna mogged every Uma that came close to her
>>733697678Probably gran alegria if I had to guess, one of the notable horses that beat her.
>>733697407some anons said that Fine motion is very good in Mant and Grand Live, some other anons said that she's good at LB1, creek gets her stamina bonus at LB1 and friendship gauge increase at LB3if i had to pick one it would be Fine Motion
>>733697843You want MLB fine for the RB though
>>733695593>>733695734Chink larper, just like how El is a Mexican larper. The owner of the horse irl is apparently a big feng shui nerd and had direct input to Cygames about her design
I am eagerly anticipating Ardan. I haven't done shit all month but the energy bar is finally refilling.
We LG now
>>733697982
>>733697982>That statsOh my god
>>733697982Whats the point of stamina cards when every ace can clear any race?
>>733697982That's the UI for JP? Holy clutter, where's the fingerless glove meter and the semen retention gague?
>>733697982>DREAMS RUNNING LOW, REFILL NOW!
>>733697238Yeah, I appreciate jp anon sharing stuff but the screenshots look... satirical. Not in the "holy shit that looks awesome" kinda way.
>>733697982>5416 skill pointsMan this doesn't seem that fun anymore
No URA finals, replaced by Breeders Cup.>>733698018JP get new mechanics when your stamina is above 1200, just like how they added a new spurt mechanic when your speed is over 2000.>>733698020>>733698041Soon
>>733697982Finally, Lumamusume
>>733698080What do they breed?
Because the M65 is an incredibly solid jacket
>>733694885Because James wore in SH2 and the rest are ripping him off.
>>733697238>>733697293The only actual difference compared to Unity is the scenario stuff on the left side and the non-support card umas being on a different row
Zebra spotted
>>733698145
>>733698080Luv americumas
>>733698080>That LoveWait, why she is in an alt? I thought that we don’t have any alt for Love yet?
>>733697570I saw a video about her ASMRing you to sleep in one of her story chapters so its safe to say its at least a little for (you)
>>733694935W-why is she looking at me like that?>>733695750Man, what an absolute babe. I miss when women aimed to be this hot IRL and not wretched cunts.
>>733698135>>733698020Honestly the moonrunes make it feel more overwhelming than it actually is
>>733698112He looks like the type to sell me weapons in front of a castle while rambling about some blonde church lady he's crushin on
https://youtu.be/HZsH33GvtDAThoughts?
Kinda slutty
>>733698281I don't care for the selfie sticks but it's pretty good when the refrain hits.
>>733698310Never thought ai chan was attractive until now
>>733698195It's a teaser for her gacha alt. We had that for chevalier Dia and fashion Gold Ship in L'Arc too.
>>733698281okay song, great lineup
>>733698310>pencil skirtNeed to see legs to judge more
>The whole thread is just /umajp/The power of Ai-chan
>>733698310Damn, those are Scarlet sizedNo wonder she's Mrs. Marketable
>>733698376
>>733694885>two women on the right>my wifea faggot made that image
>>733698386Ai-chan really is cool as fuck. I no longer wanna call her a fraud.
>>733695281Kino
There is another Uma thread on /v/You don’t really want to know what is going on inside that thread
>>733698145Zebras are striped, not spotted
>>733698310>>733698426Literally made for breeding
>>733698426
>>733695281where do I buy one, I want to rock this fit
>>733698559So what is the role of Casino Drive in the new scenario?
>>733698426>pantyhose>big heavy bootsimagine the smell..
>>733698426>landmine girl styleFits her really well actually, Ai-chan is probably demanding as fuck
Loves Only You looks way too gangly and it kind of pisses me off.
>>733698617you can buy her talking plushie and pretend she's nagging at you
>Umazing is the scenario's title
>>733698529Schizo having a melty, not realizing he's in a containment thread.
a jacket, shirt and pants, damn thats crazy. am i supposed to be asking why he isn't wearing a hoodie, sweatpants, and some faggot rappers shoes, like you zoomers?
All out spurt and stamina fight activating at the same time.
>find this thread first>post in this thread>forget I've posted in this thread and that it exists>find witlet thread>post in it>refind this oneGod I'm dumb.
>>733698681Thats adorable
>>733698583They're called M-65, they were US standard issue during Vietnam so if you're looking for hyper authenticity military surplus is your best bet. Otherwise it's a popular enough style that plenty of modern iterations exist
>>733697582I'm disappointed that she doesn't have mandatory make debut lose or Arima humiliation.
>>733698747>Rushed!
>>733698827>make debut loseThat's just rude anon
>>733695281Aren't most 'military grade' items barely passable because they need to buy a fuckton of them so they have to optimize cost efficiency which usually means skimping on quality?
>>733698704but why are they all green and why did they all lose their wife
>>733698602Seems to be a NPC pushing the whole BC thing like Riko, although unlike others she's still a Tracen student. It's not surprising that she's a NPC considering the horse's career but if they're doing it like this I'd like if she became a trainee
>>733698887>still a Tracen studentSo she'll be playable right?...
>>733698782nta but thanks i love jackets with tons of pockets
>Dating yet another womanWhy is Torena such a manslut?
>>733698173They did this by shoving carrots up his ass
Someone post THAT pic of the ryan figs
>>733698782thanks anon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldTCCcpxCdkHow long before we get the full new opening because this looks baller as hell
>>733699051They already had a new opening during 4th anni. If they didn't replace it during today's update then we still need to wait until the 6th.
>>733698962
>>733699141That hurts because that looks way too cool to just be a 15 second ad.
>>733699034oh thank god they made a better dance animation
>>733699034>That Gran AlegriaMeanwhile Ai-chan
>>733699183I recognize that animation from the UMAMAMAMAMAMA song.
>You have to eat all the cake
>JP got auto eugenic parent farmingWTF
>>733699245I hate the haircut of the one on the right just looks completely AI generated.
>>733699276Elaborate please
>>733699276I don't know what that means and I have a feeling if I do I'm going to stop playing the game right this second
>>733699284NTA but it auto makes parents for you and you can select which skills and sparks you want prioritized
>>733699183I like all the dance animations
>>733699284Pick a scenarioPick an umaPick parents for said umaUse auto ticket to spark farm said scenario with that uma.Profit.
Some rooms could be >fun
Sometimes I wonder about the ratio of JP to Globals in these /v/ma threadsBecause at any given time, there seems to be a lot of your guys that are extremely knowledgeable about the JP UmaWhat are your guys even doing here?
>>733699321lmao bots btfo straight up genning pokemon
>>733699276what the hell! that's what I'm doing right now!!
>>733698920She's classified as NPC from the get to go but as I said this is the first time the NPC is a Tracen student while also based on an actual horse. So who knows really>>733699179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUH2c0z2QR4You should check the CM playlist on the Youtube channel. They do put a lot of effort on those, as a recent example the Stay Gold ones were cool as fuck
>>733699378I think there are 2 or 3 other dacchis other than me, I just love the game.
>>733699378>What are your guys even doing here?Not a JPanon, but presumably evangelizing keiba.It's working.
>>7336993743099 31613099 3161
>>733699378umajp is made by the divegrass schizo who split the general in order to regain control of our divegrass team, and the general consensus is the fags there are too elitist anyway so I'd prefer to hang out in /v/ma and only occasionally umajp posting.
>>733698348>usa style UIFUARK
>>733698861If you see a flashlight or "military grade" knifethen ya that's just marketing. The Vietnam jacket is genuinely praised by everyone even outside the military. They went above and beyond
Does this count? I got it at costco a million years ago
thoughts on this family
Almond Eye is for (You)
>>733699427>>733699448>>733699462Wow, that is… surprising to hear that even JP veterans like /v/maOf course, your guys are all very welcome here, just tolerate the occasional schizo moments that are mandatory on /v/
>>>/trash/Fuck off.
>>733699462You really hate the manager that much?
>>733699562AIEEEE A MARE SPECHUD HEEEEEEEEELP
>This is still in JuniorTopkek as usual the scenario powercreep might be too strong. The Dream button just make every support shows up on all training. So you basically can train whichever rainbows you want 2 times for every 12 turns.
>>733699321And it'll only be 4.5 years until we can do that too!
>>733699605I don't really care about divegrass, but he literally intentionally sabotaged our divegrass team and threw a schizo hissy fit when we kicked him out so yes,
>>733694885Can I copy this fit? I have never been /fa/shionable
>>733699462>There are now niggers in the crowdKek, Cygame never disappoints you
>>733697195Just found the thread. You're welcome, by the way. I want my service medal.
>>733699552This is the first time both parents are present and Epipipipipi is a shonen/harem MC so it's bound to be interesting
M65 my beloved
>>733699661But do you have a wife who's lost in a nightmarish situation?
>come to da chan>have oc to drop>purge nightI guess I'll touch it up and drop it later
>>733699626I like Uma because it's relatively simple mechanically but with a good bit of depth under the hood. This shit makes me wonder how much I'm gonna enjoy the game as it progresses. But I guess that's the price of preventing stagnation.
>>733699714Janny's asleep and schizo is banned, you're in the clear buddy
>lurk on /vg/ for a sec>they've appropriated our memes
>>733694885seen enough of them for a lifetime playing the division
>>733699552at least they're not chestnuts
>>733699462I refuse to believe there many of them interested in watching horse race. I know tacos do, but not them.
>>733699665Do umas not wear bras
Let's get ahead on planning for CM11 what are your>Plans>Comp>Hope or Cope?
>>733699626Are you using the new Casino Drive support? I'm waiting for the free rolls to end before starting the new scenario so I want to know how much of a difference it makes
We finally have a dedicated uma for our yugioh crossthreads
>>7336994617962 49767962 4976
>>733699769You should better ask why niggers are starting to watch horse racing
>>733699818Poor girl actually looks even moodier than Chevacchi
>>733699748I already dropped the teio genocide one and then we got purged, so since the other's a drawing ill touch it up before posting it.
the strongest matriarchy
>>733699245Nooo Epi you weren't supposed to play into Spe's food addiction
>>733699856what did the teiobros ever do to you...
>200+ postsOh come on how the fuck did I miss this? I spent so much time in the schizo thread
>>733699378It's fun to play back on the past scenarios when everything haven't been powercreeped to hell.Also my global account is already better than my JP account at that time, of course I'm enjoying it.
>>733699804>PlansIm experimenting with a couple of deck setups. Wondering if i can get away with a 3LB vodka for BOFA. I can MLB creek with the anni and that would allow me to borrow fuku. Problem is, I feel uncomfortable with running a power card...much less one without useful hints>CompIdeally I wanna run triple front but realistically I'll run endslop>Hope or CopeHope, always.
>>733699801You think this flatty would ever need one?
>>733699924What haven't they done.
>>733698861Depends on your definition of quality. An M-65 isn't the most flattering of fits, but it has a lot of pockets, is fairly comfortable, is an all year round jacket when combined with it's issued liner and is very durable, especially for what it used to cost for one when they were actual surplus and dirt cheap. They were the everyman's jacket back when anyone could either get one from the local surp shop for the cost of a dinner at the local diner if you didn't have one you were issued during the draft.I love my Alpha Industries M-65 repro and it's my go to for maybe 15 years with no visible wear for everyday wear, but that was when Alpha was a much cheaper brand and you weren't paying the streetwear tax. Liner and jacket is going to run you ~350 bucks for a quality one these days, and at that point, you're paying enough that you can get a modern technical jacket from North Face or similar companies which is going to be a lot warmer, more flattering in it's cut, and easier to wear because it's not as bulky.Milspec doesn't mean trash, it means minimum viable product 98% of the time and occasionally it'll turn out that someone had a really good idea.
>>733699905Grooves got some strong genes.
>>7336998197950 06657950 0665
>>733699749>/vg/>MANT doomposting>/v/ma>MANT HOPEposting
>>733700028Post em digiGOAT?
>>733700042I feel doom about MANT though, all stats being equals means Inspirations and meta umas are even more crucial
>>733700042>The reality for both of us.
Take care of Orfe's daughter
>>733699831obvious answer
>>733699947What did I miss bros...?
>>733700018Not called Empress for nothing
>>733700102Just this thread? Pure comfyness with our senpais
>>733700093What is she like why does she have a puppet
>>733699905>>733700018>>733700112The only thing that keeping the Toni Bin genes alive in Japan
>>733700153Can't an uma just be autistic.
TRAINING
>>733700093Okay, that's cute. Will roll.
>>733700153stay gold genes
>>7337000286075 34566075 3456
>>733699807Yeah I'm borrowing an MLB one. The deck is MLB Aruvu, Teio, Stego, Tama, and Creek (lol).At first I think you want to raise Mental Lvl to 3 first since it gives you additional bond up and Failure Training -100%, but I haven't find a good order to raise next.
>>733694885Not a problem in project nortubel
>>733700153I don't know but she cute, I just noticed Orfevre's crown on her eyes
>>733700168Name one uma that isn't autistic
>>733700093does she ever talk or completely let the puppet do all the talking?
>>733694885I almost have the entire Alan Wake outfit (missing a proper tweed coat and just have a cardigan, no army jacket) and it's fucking hot. Assuming you get the thinnest version of every layer, it'd still be hot.
>>733700123Fuck I hate having spent so much time in the schizo one
>>733700093Who wins in a right?
>>733700093>>733700201Her lore is somewhat funny. She didn’t win anything major before going to the 2021 BC. Of course she was not going there as an Ace, she went there as a companion horse.They had a slot left in the BC Distaff that year so the Japanese just threw her in, and lo and behold she fucking won (the 1st BC title for the Japanese I think)
>>733700045
>>733700156That can't be right, a good amount of umas are related to toni: north flight, winning ticket, jungle pocket and im sure im missing some.
>>733700196>Failure Training -100%JP anon, what the fuck is this shit?
>>733700241kek KINO
>>733700093That puppet is going to be annoying in her story mode, isn't it. I bet it will be cheesy in the Hotspring scene where Marche would put her puppet down for once and just reveal her own self to you.
Im slowly getting convinced uma was a master plan by the japs to revive their industry.
>>733700171>Wonder why some umas wear ear covers and some don't>Turns out Natie takes them off in her Cheerleader alt>Pic relatedGeez no wonder she wears them, look at these fucking sausages
>>733700241yep that's a stego descendant alright
>>733700334Is this a donkey?
>>733700153it's her emotional support puppet
>>733700334They're cute, don't be mean.
>>733700290Sure, but now most successful horses with Toni Bin bloodline are kept through Duramente (and consequently Air Groove)The bigger question now is who gonna replace Duramente as the leading sire of the Toni Bin bloodline
>>733700319No you are getting a puppet blowjob(handjob)
>>733700291It only activates during Dream mode, think of it as a golden ticket one hour special where you are immune to failure no matter how low your uma's stamina is.
>>733700196any reason for not using a wit card or are you just testing the new scenario?
>>733700361>stego descendant
>>733700202Natie
>>733700374lmaosomeone should bully this loser
>>733700334Why does she looks like Teio?
What would be the go to recovery for Xoguri for CM11 bros?
>>733700241Loves Only You was actually the first, a few hours earlier in a different race. She was her companion and that's why they're friends in-game>>733700207>>733700319In the anniversary story she speaks entirely through the puppet (cheerful) but there's a scene where she speaks without it (shy) when she's alone with Loves
>>733700374Yoshino bros are we back?
>>733700374
>>733698281>Uma in America>the lyrics are still in japanese.................
Rip EBAYAN, her nickname is Yanko. Also these are her aptitudes but the trainee version may be a little different>>733700546Expect an english version on the world tour or when it releases in global
Im feeling really demotivated to so my runs for dirtslop, I have 7 plats and I just feel like theres no point to do this one. I don't have falcon or digitan or taiki and MANT is coming to kill us all so whats the point? I cant be the only one
>>733700439Teio lives rent free in her head
>>733700436
>>733700573Starting stats feel a bit much...
>Almond Eye is hyper for (you)Owari da, sisters...
>>733700573>Yanko
>>733700578Once you have 4/5+ plats you kinda stop tryharding so much because you already proved you can get them if you try. Now you get to actually enjoy the game for what it is.
>>733700578Late Oguri is strong as fuck, El as a Pace or Front is monster, and what else are you going to do?
>>7337001956/9
>>733700613She is hyper competitive, isn't she? For You field is a very competitive field too, especially with Vista showing up
>>733700573>Turf G>Long GEbayan bros? Our Arima Kinen title? Fujita? Yahagi? Hello??? Were we just got bamboozled?
I'm glad yankbros got to have a thread after all the purging. If they are still awake, wuv you yankbros
>>733700630>Now you get to actually enjoy the game for what it is.and that is?
>>733700673Ebayan will come first in his retirement race, trust the plan
>>733700695>FukuI remember when your kind wasn't welcome.
>>733700673We'll hit the turf and long inspiration sparks soon bro, trust the plan
>>733700291That Dream Button allows you to activate good shits, one of it is 100% Failure Reduction. There are also bonus cap increase, friendship increase, and guaranteeing friendship training anywhere.For anyone playing this scenario, the best order might be Mental lvl 3-> Technique lvl 4 -> A mix of Physical and Mental to maximize stat training.Casino Drive really helps you to increase member's level and additional points to level up Dream training.
>>733700695>FukuYour kind is always welcome.
>>733700673>Last goal: Run in the Arima Kinen
>>733700698
>>733700787>the nepo has a humilation ritualIt's like pottery
>>733700673If he actually runs the Arima they'll get bumped to F minimum...
>>733700573>Turf GThis is a bad omen
Why are they like this?
>>733700401Last scenario allows you to get your Wit to 1.000+ anyway without Wit card, so I'm trying it. Also I want to see how hard it is to get to 2000 Speed since nips might think the new 2000 Speed mechanic a bit busted.
What?https://x.com/GooglePlayJP/status/2026129970095927411
>February 24th>We are now less than a month away from MANT
>>733701061https://youtu.be/RFlTAclugJI?t=70
You're about done with the event, right?
>>733701352700k points in
>>733696491Olive drab and similar shades of military green are pretty damn good, yeah.
>>733701352I should be done by tomorrow, unless I take one more nap....
>>733701352250k, I genuinely don't have time to play right now
Sneedalis bread
>>733700374Sex with her while the puppet watches
>>733697023Where's fingerless gloves meter
>Usually never struggle getting above 650k>No attempt today has yielded over 600kIt's over
>>733701542Next to the semen remaining gauge
>>73369556767 WEI
Who still says drip in 2026?Sheltered uncs
>>733700000>Holy quins in the thread>Nobody noticedAyyyyy
>>733701715Why does Helios have to be so cringe
And it's done. Should've bring a wit card. 6500 skill points, should've better result with optimized dreams leveling.Tbh this scenario is pretty underwhelming. No rivals like Arc and Unity. It's fast and should be on the easier side to play though, newbies can have a good time.
>>733701715Ruby can't even summon a single ounce of enthusiasm, huh?
>>733701797>this scenario is pretty underwhelmingThat is pretty disheartening to hear about an anni scenario. Did Cygame lose their touch?
>>733701797How's Almond's career? Also what is scenario about, exactly? Lack of rivals seems a bit counterproductive since its a second one where you go overseas
>>733701863Not that guy but the scenario's scope is just too big to have a concrete set of rivals. We get like 7 BC races to compete on short/mile/mid and turf/dirt instead of just a single race like the Arc.
>>733701797Looks like a very fun time, kinda funny to see a C+ wit stat in modern JP
>get a mood up>mood down immediately after>don't overdo it after
>>733700241>literally a PUT ME IN COACH ONE LAST RIDE sports meme
>>733701849I wonder what she feels for helios? Contempt seems like a strong word but I don't imagine she's a big fan.
You WILL like Ai
>>733702094I too, hate how negative events are always queued last
>desperately hiding the Uma Musume general under several other series
Wait why didn't you guys tell me that Forward March isn't an event chain hint but a regular hint that never appears? This sucks
>>733702323The zoomer is loathed at the very least, its so bad Miracle has to step in so she doesn't hate her outright not like Helios helps the matters, she allegedly tries to cheer up Ruby about her dog being run over or something by rapping...in the hospital, outside of vets office while the dog is still there
>>733701863Maybe because I can't seem to like Casino Drive. Compared to other scenario NPCs she is pretty average.>>733701884Ai is mare-core which means she will kidnap (you) whenever she can. At least in her character story since I haven't seen her career story properly. The america scenario removes your usual objective races just like MANT. >what is scenario about, exactly?Casino Drive invites trace n students to challenge America and enters Breeder's Cup. The rest of the scenario story is mostly in the school though, just bonding between the scenario links characters. Unexpectedly there are few Ebayan glazes.
>>733702428People talked about using inari ones card to parent farm anon
>>733702538Yeah but I thought it was that card's event chain that gave it
>>7336948852 lesbians, 4 straight(?) men
>>733702529>Ai is mare-core which means she will kidnap (you) whenever she canLike Golshi with her burlap bag?>The america scenario removes your usual objective races just like MANT. Huh, didn't expect that
>>733702419Umakeks won.
>>733702606What kind of horse is that
>>733702347I already do, this thread has successfully made me want her.
>>733702593In her character story you are not her trainer yet, but she immediately invites you overseas to accompany her get revenge on an uma that makes her lose. She is a sore loser at max value.
>1 more dayI just can't wait any longer!
>>733702347I like Ai because I can always invalidate someone but telling them she's better than their favorite uma
>had to pity spark Almond Eye>only got three new other umas and they're all alternative costumes (Samurai Grass Wonder, Onsen Wonder Acute, Christmas Daiwa Scarlet) of Umas I have beforeThis is giving me Verxina vibes in shit tier luck I got once
>>733702787Why is she purple?
>>733702829She ran into a mild inconvenience
>>733702751But what if my fav is gran alegria?
>>733702829"Chevachi Alter" likes to pretend she is in control of many things but the moment her plan starts to fall apart, she loses her spaghetti and wants to lock herself in a room.
>>733702829Mentally the weakest uma in the game
>>733702901King's rival at last?
>>733694885kek
>>733702905Ah, I get this image now
Maybe I'm just an ungrateful fuck but i don't understand how my long c maruzensky keeps winning the arima kinen
>>733703042C is just a minor speed debuff.
>>733703042It's just -20% speed.
>>733698281It's fun as fuck.
>>733702986hag groove
>>733703158>That MaruKek, pefect time to use this
>>733703103This inu looks very wise and trustworthy, I'll believe her.
>>733703103It's minus 40%, just like how the 5% bonus of S distance is really 10.25%
>>733703103hot dog
>>733702347Of coursehttps://files.catbox.moe/5pjqrp.mp4
i'm so fucked it hought this was opera bird
>>733703360>Confusing the GOAT for the GOATIt happens!
How consistently are you guys getting Forward March?
>>733703339>you will never be lulled to sleep by a world class, record breaking, era-defining umamusume
>>733702905Based FKMTchad uma
>>733703403What the fuck is a forward march?
>>733698861>Aren't most 'military grade' items barely passableMilitary contracts go to the lowest bidder as they say but the product still has to meet minimum spec, surplus stores also sell factory defects (and shit reproductions) that the military would never issue so this is also a factor in that perception. There are 4 patterns of M65 with varying quality that were made across a dozen or so different manufacturers over its 50 year service life, with the third pattern being the best overall for outdoor use although I personally prefer the second pattern.The jacket itself is a cold weather shell made for below freezing temps so it's gross overkill for every day use by design.
>>733700000Witnessed.
Almond Eye looks like the kind of girl childhood friend whose relationship with (You) was drifted apart because she's too talented, beautiful and have a bright future while (You) are a virgin talentless loser working dead end jobs.
>>733694885I'm so glad people are finally starting to realize that Uma Musume is a yuri franchise and not hetslop.
>>733703360God I miss when Pokémon designs weren't visual diarrhea.
>>733703360
>>733703103new gaslight image just dropped!
test
>>733703564Kek
>>733703526Ai, pls
>>733703526Lalaland Ai-chan>she's too talented, beautiful and have a bright futureMeanwhile in reality
>>733703429Dirt accel
So /uma/ hates JPbros but /v/ma wuvs them?
Kek
>>733703754They do? Probably tribalism thing I guess since there are two umamusume generals
>>733703564kino
>>733703754We all hate hetfags at the end of the day.
How do I get an Almond Eye gf?
>>733703526Considering Bunea Vista is the childhood friend type, Almond is more like the dream girl beauty who ends up being the first girl the MC runs into
>>733703916Her mom is cuter
>>733698427Cope and seethe, hetshitter. Both girls are confirmed to be gay.
Jeez Taiki how come you get to have TWO dogs?
>>733704059There are three dogs in that picture, though
>>733703869>>733704014Trying too hard little bro. 0/10
>>733694885More lesbians should rock this fit
https://x.com/luigi_jojo/status/2026134656576532780>Marche Lorraine speaks normally only when she's alone with her childhood friendkuso kawaii
how many more hours for glass wife
>>733703943Is Kitasan really that much bigger than her? How are those stats looking?
>>73370418530 hours or so I think
>>733704156Retarded global newfag. Yuri and Umamusume has been a thing since the very first preview. And Signalis is peak yuricore horror.
>>733704180>Suddenly ShionWhat? What have we done to be blessed like this?
>>733704219fuck that's like 30 more hours
>>733704185Why are so many uma artists brainwashed by her? Is her story really THAT good?
>>733704290Forgot a cute pic of Shion
>>733704156Take off your hetgoggles for once
I missed the entire thread, qrd on Almond Eye bros?
>>733695139
>>733704390Seems good in the game, character itself seems like a very talented racer, but also a ridiculously sore loser
/v/ma I'm going into battle, and I need your strongest donkey's
>no dirt parentAm I really stuck with 5 daily attempts for this shitty CM?
>>733704156>plays two games full of lesbians>acts like there's no lesbians
>>733704390She's outShe's cuteShe's metaShe counts sheeps for you to help you sleep.Almond Eye!
>>733704390
>>733704234>>733704337>>733704505Really annoys me off to see your faggot ass trying to stir shit for no reason, and I say this as a hime danshi enjoyer but I don't base my entire personality into a single media genre.
>>733704310Just look at her man
>>733704492you are not ready for my strongest donkeys, traveller
>>733704190>Kita is 162cm tall with an 85cm bust and 56cm waist>Almond is 163cm tall with an 86cm bust and 57cm waistI'm no expert, but proportionally speaking it seems like they'd be roughly the same size.Also isn't IRL Kitasan an absolute unit? Why the fuck is she the shorter one here?
>>733704592Ignore him as we only wants attention, its both yuri and hetero, its by design, that's all I will say on the matter
>>733704492My donkey is too strong for you, traveler.
So from what I gather Almond Eye is a type who would make a bunch of posts praising herself on forums and such and get into arguments with strangers about how she's actually very cool and not at all a sore loser, right?
>>733704748We have another 4chan uma?
>see 200+ reply thread>"its the witlet thread">???>didnt see this one because OP picrel is cut off Its not fair...
>>733704430>>733704556For (you) status? Taking Still and Buena as S tier
>>733704727Who's aside from me rolling for this GOAT?
>>733704879I will roll for my precious donkey
>>733704802Should've used THAT
>>733704783I am a firm believer of 4chan Shakur, and 4chan Taishin. Are there any future 4chan umas? >>733704879When does she come out? >>733704905I did.
>>733704968>Are there any future 4chan umas?Bro
>>733704638They are trying too hard, just leave them ignored lol. /v/ma knows all umas are for trainer cock and transbians almost killed the franchise
>>733705027-1000 PR
>>733705027How is her shitposting skill relevant in racing again?
>>733705027This Bwoposter does NOT count.
>>733705041Nono anon, that's good PR.Bad PR is just posting AI jiggling flesh abominations, posted by some coomer trying to make other anons horny
>>733705093-1010 PR
>>733705027>6 monitorsIs she playing fnaf irl? Who the fuck needs 6?
>>733705060Info gathering and stuff, kinda like Shakur except she isn't an asshole and helps Granny and Bourbon with modern technology
Does Fuji Kiseki count as a tomboy?
>>733705129Hihg speed shitposting in 7 different boards
>>733704014The games aren't subtle at all that the girls are gay. But somehow some retarded /pol/chuds on /v/ have deluded themselves into thinking that they're striaght.
>>733705158more of a playboy, especially in relation to the her trainer
>>733705158She's a pervert is what she is.The morals of Tracen are once again in peril.
>>733705197Calm down Bamboo Memory
>>733705158She's of the "prince" archetype, an archetype that's popular in the yuri genre (hence why she does all that romantic stuff with other female characters)>>733705195Her interactions with the trainer make much more sense if you're playing as a female trainer
>>733705220
>>733705181I know you're baiting for attention but it truly boggles the mind how there are actually people that believe this.
>yurikek raidI don't think you know were you are little man. Release the Teiofag.
>>733705197They sure are, look what the Chairman is wearing
>>733705158I'd say yes
>>733705158noshe aligns more closely with the "girl prince" trope, and she's inspired by playboy shit anyhow. both tropes are "women that act boyish/masculine or dress masculine" but it's done in different ways. you can see the difference between her and say, for example, vodka.
>>733705254I just hide every post i dislike. Takes way less effort
>>733705231>>733705254Truth is...its both
I'm 28 with no wife or gf. Realistically, statistically and percentually, how over is it for me?
>>733705231>female trainerAbsolutely not. Fuji is one of the most for (you) umas in the entire game
>yuritard baiter appears>teiofags suddenly won't teiofagNooticing.
>>733705158Yes. Princelike girls are a subtype of tomboy.You don't have to be a sporty tomboy to be a tomboy.
>>733705359>asking for teiofags to teiofag before bump limitI thought we had an agreement that states otherwise
>>733705347Barack Obama has conspired with dark forces to keep me from having a Taiki wife.
>>733705351It's amazing how many people literally don't read the careers and don't know how many Uma are real thirsty for (You).
>>733705248>>733705254He's been nonstop trying to start some kind of flamewar for the past hour by posting this trash. It's an imbecile trying too hard to fish for attention. Shouldn't even respond to these kind of retards if you see *it* again in the next threads.
>>733705231They make sense no matter what your trainer is. All umas are (You)sexual. Your sex doesn't matter because they're gacha characters that are made for (You). Certain characters might be more or less baiting certain crowds (so cygays can throw the widest net possible), but at the end of the day they are all for (You).
>>733705407Similar situation here. Epstein stole my Sweepy daughterwifeGF
>>733705429Which umas are NOT for (You)?
Where did these yuritrannies Epstein bros come from? Why raid here?
>>733705429call me dense but I've seen so many variations of "your the bestest trainer there is" that I kind of just automatically filter that
>>733704879I amShe's pretty much the only Grand Live banner I'm interested in (besides Light Hello/Tachyon) so I should have no trouble saving up a spark for her
>>733705060bros why is transcend so cute
>>733705436the fuck you mean I instigate a flamewarI'm calling the Teiofag because he usually posts uma x trainer art around this time
>>733705486>Your sex doesn't matterSome of the stories are blatantly from a female trainer's perspective. There's specific events where it's hard to buy the player reaction as anything but a woman for example.
>>733705359
>>733705509Shakur
>>733705509Happy Meek.
>>733705546Not you, I mean the yuritard falseflagger.
>>733705509People have been saying that helios mostly likes Ruby.Heard some rumors about Ramonu not giving a fuck about you, but cant confirm>>733705524I still think its the same schizo trying out different tactics to shit up this place
>>733705351Brehs...
>>733705575ah I see, sorry for the misunderstanding
>>733705524Every Uma is different, which ones are you talking about here? Or are you just throwing it out there and hoping that some umas actually fit your vague guess?
>>733705592Hellos is for you though.
>*1 new post*>cant see because the whole reply chain hides itselfI hoped people would learn to not take bait after this long
>>733705563Damn, she really isn't
>733705691humoring them towards the end of a thread is not that badplus they are low-tier shitposters who can't actually troll/raid
>>733704605what are they feeding these umas?
>>733705158Final Veredict. Fuji is a tomboy and for (you) (male)
>>733705796Trainer sperm
>USA scenario>only 1 irrelevant American umaWho designed this shit?
>>733705818That's after their career. But before that? Is this really the power of carrots?
>>733705832We don't take kindly to Americans
Tambo Tuesday!
>>733705592Helios becomes for (you) by the time of her senior year
>>733705635Nta but I remember anon saying that a big part of her career is you and Palmer helping her get over Ruby, maybe she becomes 4U after that, I dunno
9 chickens for the 9 crowns mare.
>>733705912Isn't there a more fitting uma for Tuesday?
>>733705625Rudolf, Maruzensky, Groove, Bourbon, Taishin, Tachyon, Seiun, McQueen, Teio
>bump limitTeio Tuesday!
>>733706019I'm gonna stop you right there. Maruzensky in her story quite literally wants to move in with Trainer.You obviously didn't read their stories and careers.
Now that it's ok to talk about her, why doesn't anybody like Teio? What's wrong about her?
>>733706078Like I said they all end with "your the best trainer ever" so it kinda all blurs together at some point, I'll take your word for it though
>>733705993Correct. AND HER NAME IS TAIKI!
>>733706109Her career turns her into an ingerior version of anime self, and into an overall brat without much else going onEven Sweepy has something else despite being THE brat
>>733706109>Teio in animeWell written, kino>teio in gameMid story, acts like a brat. Plus many people, me included, are biased after playing Nice Natures career.
>>733706126Maruzensky doesn't live in the dorms, she tells the trainer to move in the apartment next to her so she can more easily go there everyday to make food and clean your place.All of that because you got her a limited model of her car and her heart went all doki doki.And this started with her not wanting a trainer in the first place because no other trainer understood her, so she tells you to ask her out (to be her trainer) on the school rooftop.
>>733706187But there's plenty of brats in-game, why is only Teio a problem?
>>733705993Taishin Tuesday?
>>733706019Then why is there so much Groove wife art?
>>733706126I think they show how 4U they get during the hotsprings, Rudolf is pic related for exampleSeiun gets real shy during her Valentines event and Taishin, ehhh, she can go both ways really, but I didn't get her hot springs yet so I can't say
>>733706240See: one reply above.
>>733706243because she has a wedding alt?
>>733706109Teio became this de facto face to attach to every shitpost. As a result everyone agreed to only post Teio after bump limit and teiobros being the chad that they are, accepted this punishment despite not being at fault.
>>733706126>anon doesn't understand japanese subtletyYou have to read between the lines when Japs write romance, anon
>>733706019>Air Groove is not for you>literally has a wedding dress skinI guess she's one of those crazy women doing single weddings out there and getting married to themselves.
>>733706287Not him but if that were the case there should also be tons of Wife Motion and Curren Wife art.
>>733706109I hate her because of you guys, my feelings were neutral before Teiofags
>>733706240Sweep, THE brat of the game, has more going for her, like witch larp and her, genuielly, not only believing it but having numerous attempts of using it to help others, like cheering up Scarlet in the summer event and in Biwa's career yiu get an event where you help her find a herb that she believes can cure her ailing grandma, and in Kawakami's career she gets very bratty about her feeling in the dumps and demands her to be a happy go lucky princess she knowsTeio...hasn't done much of those
>>733706298It's not even subtle. Some of them straight up say that they are going to stay with you forever.It's either "walk me home gently" levels of dense, or he just didn't read shit and is trying to make shit up based off vibes and memes.
>>733706109Teio is kind of a cunt in Nature's career, which gave me an extremely negative first impression of her back when I started playingAfter nearly 8 months, I've yet to see Teio do anything that would overturn that bad first impression and make me stop disliking her (especially since I've never been spooked by her and thus never played her career, though I have read the first 4 chapters of her uma story and was unimpressed). Simple asIt also doesn't help that Teiobros are insufferable shitposters
>>733706331Were you gaslit to use your selector on Teio?
>>733706291>Teiobros are the Angra Mainyu of the threadsI... kneel...
>got thesis defence in less than 24h>spend this time posting on /v/maAm i retarded?
>>733706328sure but no one likes them so
>>733706380I can't even remember Teio being in Natie's career. What does she do?
>>733706440No, I just despise your posts
>>733706445Damn a PhD student? Bad time to be graduating though lol
>>733706445If you have everything under control and in your head, then relaxing is the best thing you can do. If you have holes in your knowledge you should be cramming
>>733706445I hope your degree is in something useful.
>>733706445You want them to actually ask you questions instead of just nodding as you go with your thesis.
>>733706367I think we're just used to it, anon.Most people really need characters saying "I love you" outright or it flies straight over their heads.>"walk me home gently" levels of denseExactly.
>>733706480>wins (well, its intended anyway) in that one OP race in beginning of classic year>That causes Natie to lose self-confidence>teio then breaks her leg and doesnt run in kikuka sho>then eggs on Natie to challenge her in arima kinen>Natie loses confidence, again>Natie wins arima kinen>"Grr, im mad, but good job natie"Thats basically it
>>733706367>It's either "walk me home gently" levels of denseIt's hilarious we have literal shounen MC level of dense anons posting.
>>733706610Sounds like Nice Nature has confidence issues that aren't other people's responsibility.Maybe she should grow some balls. It's not Teio's fault she's a bitch.
>>733706658She comes off largely as self absorbed there, especially in two optional crown races, and not in a way that's funny or endearing like Opera
>>733706480From what I remember she spends basically all of her screentime boasting>I'm way better than you (and everyone else) lmaoAside from the one event where she cries about missing the Kikuka Sho and also the event for beating her at the Wakagoma StakesConsidering how heavily Nature's career revolves around her terrible self-esteem, Teio rubbing salt in the wound at every opportunity makes her come across as weirdly antagonistic
Didn't some anon post a spreadsheet on their wuv (you) level? After playing through Tamamo's career, despite her accepting you as part of the family, I didn't feel a single bit of romance but rather (you) as a dad taking care of a anorexic daughter.
>>733706514No, its bachelors. not sure if its a yuro thing, but even for bachelors degree its also called a thesis. Are there different names for this thing depending on what degree youre getting?>>733706559
>>733706701>a way that's funny or endearing like OperaOpera is Narcissus in uma form. She's not funny or endearing at all. No wonder you dislike Teio when you like someone like her.
>>733706719At least it's not a humanities degree, right?
>>733706658Why did you attach King pic to your post? Trying to tank her PR? >Sounds like Nice Nature has confidence issues that aren't other people's responsibility.Mines, as her torena. Also, she doesnt feel that way when losing to Mejiros in classic year arima, its just teio being a boasting bitch constantly. >It's not Teio's fault she's a bitch.Yes, teio is a bitch.
If I make some OC with dialogue, would you prefer the dialogue boxes to read left to right, or right to left?
>>733706764>Opera is not funny or endearing at all.Nigga, youre retarded.
>>733706802King Halo isn't a bitch and knows to take responsibility for her own failures and weaknesses. Nice Nature and her fans try to blame her weakness on others.An external locus of control is an ugly thing.
I skipped nice nature story halfway through
>>733706719I uh... actually don't know to be honest. I did CS so all I had was a year long project where I just needed to present my findings and after graduating I'm now a NEET
>>733706445You would be retarded if you still needed to do something 24 hours before your defense.
>>733706829As long as it's clear I don't have a preference
>>733706109After reading next few posts ive got my answer ready: i plainly hate teiofags.
>>733706764She is funny, sure she is most self absorbed uma even, but its so over the top I can't help but love her, and, and here is the important part, while she does consider herself to be a shining sun illuminating the world, she is also extremely supportative of her rivals, even aggressive in her praise when it comes to Doto and does her best to get Ayabe enjoy herself
>>733706837Kingu wouldn't say that
>>733706109My big issue is that anime Teio is an extremely cool and well-rounded character, and her game version... isn't. Ditto for her career story.I look at her and I can't help but see disappointment and squandered potential.
What's your highest Uma cortisol spike ever?
Neicha wonneredTeio losted'imple as.
>>733706925She does it all out of her own self-satisfaction and blatantly ignores Ayabe's discomfort. She factually does not care about anyone else, not one bit. She's so self-centered she'd step on puppies if she thought it made her more glorious.
>>733706984>cortisolwhat is this new shitty meme
>>733706984Any chemCHAD might explaining this cortisol meme to me?
>>733706984why are all the kids talking about cortisol all of a sudden? isn't it just the stress hormone
>>733706984Losing CM finals
>>733707019Stress hormone
I actually like Teio's voice and race costume, and let's be honest, she has way more charisma than Special WeekHer current PR is a tragedy, but her character is fine.
>>733706984When my 80% winrate team decided it would be really funny to not proc any recovery during longslop CM finals.My best overall CM performance ever, and I got 3rd. I was livid
>>733707052Her normal fit is whatever, but the anime alt is nice. Will there be any other outfits with animated bits in the future?
>>733707052To be fair, having more charisma than cardboard isn't hard
Nishishi~
>>733707069Ah that sounds awful mate
>>733707201Mambo in 2 weeks!
>>733707162It's okay, they got me plat next longslop even though I phoned it in after that crushing defeat. All was forgiven
American uma singing the american songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk1kFixU5gg
>>733707201Why is team Canopus THIS much more SOULful than Spica? Is it because theyre jobbers (mostly)?
>>733707245Yay.Funny how people care more about a 2-star than the 3-star on the same banner.
>>733694885>Another gacha horseshit>>>/mlp/>>>/h/
>>733707294Aren't they basically the most normal girls in the game? Aside from Turbo, my autistic daughter.
>>733705351Yeah, thirsty for a female (You)
>>733707019>>733707034Kids are learning chemistry with memes and you complain? Back then I wasn't learning shit with Nyan cat and Badger or Narwhals
>>733707330SoE also joined i believe? But yeah, i like that they're mostly normal umas
>>733707363why are kids so ignorant of basic knowledge like what cortisol is?
>>733707406Yea, SoE and the new girl, Royce Royce or whatshername
>>733707437Yup, Royce and Royce.
>>733707413Education degradation
>>733707482Windy not so tough after this event
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