iconic vidya headwear
>>733694953>Barely a day old>iconic
>>>/vg/
Has he been going all night? I'm so sorry yankbros
>>733695119He deleted like 8 threads already. I'm surprised the mods let one janny powertripping like this.
>>733695153This, the targeting is so blatant too lmao
Any word from the diplomat?
Generals belong on >>>/vg/Anyway back to the fifth Mewgenics thread today.
By this 7 the janny's hotpockets will spoil overnight!
You belong in /vg/, remember /v/ anons. Do what you should do to all general threads. Click the button and hit submit! Deport /uma/!
>>733695008Rise and shine
>>733694953
>Umamusume general thread>Back to /vg/ horse gacha general
>>733695451No. But really, we need to stop leaving all of this up to him. More of us need to get diplomatic.
>/uma/
Anons make sure to hit "off topic", click submit and get /uma/ outta here!
>>733695451>>733695510This, if we just expect 1 person to do all the work not much will get done. Several people should go to the IRC
>>733695497>STDs and chickenpox highlights
Hello anons, I will be discussing with jannies in IRC in 5 minutes. This general is breaking the rules.
>>733695471>>733695543Nah these threads are fine, they actually talk about the game.>Announcing a reportLol
Remember anons, this is a stealth /uma/ thread for the Umamusume gacha game, it is a general thread. It belongs on /vg/!
>>733693718>why are we sticking a fucking mandarin collar and ribbon bow inside of them instead of being comfortable with just those parts?Because it informs the material of the clothing. If the top was armor then a collar wouldn't be unnecessary because armor doesn't have collars. Button shirts have collars though, and medals/epaulettes/ribbons/ties all signal a higher status. It's like a commander or prince variant of greek armor and Epi was a very strong horse. For detached sleeves you got me there. I could make an argument that it's so their arms can breathe but that's just me stretching. >8 colors is entirely too fucking much All the colors are used in big blocks to avoid the issue of detracting from the outfit. The center has green, white, and blue. The top has blue, white and red. The bottom has red, white and black. Yellow trails throughout the outfit subtly blending it together. Narita Brian and Taishin also have too many colors but use those colors in big amounts>OrfevreRather than going with the edgy schizo beta design, they decided to show Orfevre's bad temperament through an extremely narcissistic princely design. The 6 star CROWN represents his 6 G1 wins. I saw that you said she looks like she came out of a villainous manga, and that's kinda the point. In game she bosses (you) around, calls Goldship her jester, causes Shion to go schizo just by existing, and only gets along with the only other crazy horse of the game, Dream Journey. From all angles Orfevre's design is supposed to show arrogant power, total domination, and unlikable nobility. She doesn't even have the "X" the sunday racing jockey uniform has because it WOULD muddy the design and detract from the white and gold throughout the top
Is the Chrono Cup officially a thing or just a meme idea?
Pat your Horsies
>umamusune gacha generalRemember to get the jannies on them!
>>733695694I'll host the rooms saturday and will do my best documenting. It was kind of a meme idea but people seemed excited about it. Parent borrows allowed btw. Otherwise rules are as stated in the announcing post.
>>733695694What exactly is the difference supposed to be, dummy? It's a guy hosting a race with silly requirements.
>>733694953>>>/mlp/
Didn't these gachatards just get nuked? You ban evading?
wow someone is really mad
>>733695824Same scatjeet buttmad every day
>>733695814It's a gacha general for /uma/ aka Umamusume. They belong on /vg/ and yes they are ban evading.
stupid fat bitch all she does is get debuffs and fail everything above 5%
>>733695779>SaturdayPlease neigha I need more time, I am barely getting Aquarius parents done
>>733695879Uh oh janny ran out of deletes for the day but isn't done fuming!
why don't you fags direct these niggers to the correct board?>>>/vmg/
>>733695814I appreciate mods deleting gacha so fucking much.Gacha is third-worlder phone garbage and it's killing /v/
>>733695789Uma is srs business
>gachashit generalGo back
>>733695543>>733695681>>733695930>>733695974Not your personal army. Fuck off.
>>733695525what happened to Jordan's nails?
It's because they hate Teio, jannies are based
>>733695879>24/7 AI general>twitter threads>porn threads>pedos posting CP>but the thread actually talking about video games? DELETE DELETE DAAAAAAREEEET SAAAAARgo back to scamming boomers with fake phone calls, at least you'd get paid for that
Remember anons to do your due diligence with all gacha generals, the more reports that hit this thread the faster they notice. You can even report me, it'll speed up the noticing.
I feel it.They're coming.Mods will cleanse this board of gacha garbage, I believe in them.
>>733696067I BELIEVE IN IT PICCOLO, THE GACHA SHALL DIE. IT SHALL NOT BREATH ON /V/.
>>733696059BAAAASED
every jeet janny screaming about uma threads are child rapists
>>733696059>Announcing a report to also increase awareness to increase reports to increase awareness 4D chess nigga
>run Twin Turbo and Bourbon>neither finishes their chainNot even agemasen'd straight up just didn't show up. Fuck this gambling game about gambling on gambling.
>>733696059>>733696067i dont hate gacha, i just hit every rival gachas threads. no i wont say which one i play :^)
We can do it anons! I believe in you! Deport the gacha filth!
He's never tried this before lmao. Watching the meltdown is so funny
Reminder that the samefags seething over uma have been confirmed to be zoophiles.
>>733696181blue archive pedo detectedor brown shit 2, either way you're a jeet and automatically a pedo rapist
>>733695903No one is stopping this from becoming a thing, if people want to host this regularly it would probably make chrono and danchous happy
For every gacha general you nuke is a better /v/ and a better 4chan! Do it for Yotsuba! Do it for /v/! Do it for you!
>a better 4chanthe only way to make 4chan better is to nuke the entire site
>>733696256Give 1 more week please
>>733696298Do it for the bestiality threads!
>>733696298Based, fuck gachakusoge
Still in Love has been added to legend changer. We will see this in like 5 years.
>>733696256True, but doing it before MANT is probably more sovl since we'd be using some beaten and broken fanrunners instead of decent MANT failed aces
Hello anons I unfortunately have to be the bearer of bad news. This is a gacha general and gacha generals belong on /vg/. I will be contacting my jannie lawyers!
>>733696424Participating umas being trained in URA is currently a rule
>>733696405It's so weird how way more important umas still don't have a Legend Changer
>gachashitjeet thread
>>733696550Post the rules pls
>>733696579The rules are no gacha generals on /v/!
stop ritual posting, avatarfagging and shitting up the uma threads about the clubsthat's shitty general behavior and will keep getting the threads deleted
>>733696624This is a humble vidya headwear thread faggot-kun. Please hang yourself at your earliest convenience!
we get it bro, report and move on, you're giving me second hand embarrassment, i used to type like that in forums when i was a kid
>>733696579See >>733599206Just parent borrows are going to be allowed, changed to allow for more fun mutations
This shit is so goofy man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3f5ew3JBJMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsH33GvtDA
For every gacha general deported one /v/ baby is born! Repopulate /v/! Deport the illegals!
>>733696727Why don't you move on to /vg/? Subhuman gachashitters don't belong here.
>>>/vg/558402087This is where you belong, your home. You will return soon. /uma/ and gacha cannot survive here!
Ignore the schizo, post who you're planning to run in the CM.
>>733696745God bless america
Something's wrong with my Chevacchi
>>733696770No anon! Do not take the bait! They are baiting you! Do not let the gacha illegals bait you! If they reply do not respond! Report and ignore! It will deport them quicker!
>>733696830Probably participation dirters because I still haven't kicked the lazy fan run habit from the Seiun admin
>>733696830I'll try to make a dirt Suzuka and Fuku, it's been slow going though
>>733696856kek, ICE coming for the gacha illegal aliens
>>733696830Taiki and... uh... Haven't gotten that far yet.
>>733696830Falco, Front Taiki, End Digitan. Still building the parents though
>Japanese Derby>Heavy Rain
Gacha generals belong on /vg/! Gacha game threads will be deported to their original homes!
more likeTEMU OPERA
>>733696834cygames is creatively bankrupt
>>733696994
For every gacha game thread you nuke! /v/ becomes a better place!
Before I go to sleep, Rice's stupid hat is called a fascinator. It's an extremely old type of hat worn during parties, weddings and horse racing. Her unique animation has her at a wedding altar, and then there's her dress being black which black is worn at funerals rather than weddings blah blah, I'm sure you can figure this out. goodnight /v/ma
>>733696830Smaru (because I love Maru), Digitan probably, and I really want to make a front Maya work but she's giving me hell
>>733696745Feels like something out of modern Macross.
>>733697065Fascinating.
This gacha thread in particular is for the gacha game Umamusume, they have a general on /vg/ with the title /uma/ it is a Japanese gacha game produced by cygames about horse racing waifus! You may see the term vma to hide they are /uma/! Do not be fooled!
>>733697065I don't get it.
i'm not joking the TM clan name has been formally renamed to TEMU
>>733697151Not looking good...
the fuck is happening here
For every gacha baby aborted! A new /v/ baby is given a chance at life!
>>733697110kek i hear it
you ever fart and it lowkey kinda smells good?
>>733697201teiobro...
>>733696745>The japanese...>U>MA>MU>SU>METhat is going to be burned into my memory for at least a decade
Remember to report all gacha game generals! Make sure to report me for announcing a report! /uma/ would fall under the off topic category for anons reporting, then click submit!
>>733696830Base Oguri, Pasa, and Urara are all I have.
Do anime horse girls cause mental illness?
>the japanese uma musume>grass can sing itCURIOUS
Gacha games belong on /vg/! Send em back!
>>733697053Horse thread will continue until morale improves
Gacha games hurt your board /v/, don't let them! Call ICE on gacha generals today! You will make the local /v/ neighborhood a better place!
>>733697181Poor guy has been solving captchas for an hour now.
Remember anons! Report all gacha generals! For every gacha general nuked, /v/ grows healthier!
And to think, all this over some anons wanting to play a game about cute anime horsegirls.
>>733697383Wit training Lv. 6
>>733697303
>>733696830Falcon, Taiki, then either City or Monk El, depending which one is better.
If you want /v/ to thrive! Get rid of the rot! Remove the gacha generals! Keep up the fight!
>>733697285Same here
>>733696830Probably Falcon and NYUrara, I got spooked by them, it should be them right? I know Falcon is strong but I don't know about Urara
>>733697303Oh, that's more than I expected. Even Digitan is there!
Gacha generals belong here! This is the threads gacha general!>>>/vg/558413948
This low effort shitposts reminds me of akanefag
>>733697494Urara seems unironically decent. Worst thing about her is lower affinity so harder to make one with mile or dirt S.
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
Remember /v/, if you abort a gacha baby, you make more responsible parents! Abort all gacha threads!
Consider Jordan
>>733697628Jordan has assburgers!
You guys getting purged too?
>>733697303She is truly a weeb
>>733697658She just put it on the table behind her
>>733697712based
>>733697704We've been getting purged for the past 8 months.
>>733697712*strokes chin*Hmm, yep its a based from me paisano
>>733697628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBn_BHAXF98BURGERS IN HER ASSBURGERS IN HER ASSTOSEN JORDAN LIKESBURGERS IN HER ASS
>he still thinks this is the threadLMAO
>>733697712>this nigga hates uma that muchWhat did the horse girls do to you? They are cute and harmless.
Looks like the schizo is also concern trolling about us on /vg/.
>>733696830Falco, Digitan, and just for fun because I already know I'm gonna flub this CM, Gold Shitty.
Remember anons! If you really wanna go farther, talk to the jannies on IRC! Link this thread here and say>they are off topic posting in a gacha general thread on /v/, doesn't this belong on /vg/?This can speed up the process sometimes!
>>733697841I thought uma derangement syndrome was a joke, but it might just get classified as a mental disorder once they get their hands on this guy.Anyway... rooms?
For every report is potential dead gacha general! Don't let em live!
>1 min apart on everythingThis is getting sad lol
Turbo>is a cute retard you want to treat like a daughter>but is also very sexyhmm
Funniest race screencap of all time
>>733698126I really hate the horny fog some artists do.
>>733698143This just screams YEPPERS! Im late for work!
We love Curren here
Gassed out already?
>>733698143SHUCKAROONIES! I'M RUNNING LATE!
>>733696175TTL on bourbon is a gaslight don't brick yourself
>>733698143Missing a piece of toast in her mouth.
>>733698143
>>733696175Woah, why would you even attempt this?
>>733698307Need an edit
>>733698367omw back to /uma/
>>733698394LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>733698394Based.
>>733698394HAHAHAHA
>>733698394Close but>AIIt bothers me it missed the ears. I'll edit it.
>>733698394LEL
>>733698394Saved
>>733698394this will be very good for CM11
>>733698338I'm a cardlet so I was messing around with different 3spd/2wit decks for Smaru because I could never max speed with the reverse and figured fuck it surely I'll get TTL from ONE of them right?
>>733698451Ok, waiting for the edit
This schizo level isn't even funny anymore it's pure madness.
>>733698243poor guy
I like the nepobaby
>>733698481Not much difference i just noticed the ears aren't visible anyway...this will bother me forever.
>>733698702I guess AI has its uses
Wish there was a way to see which skills activate at what point, even if it's emulated to be the "perfect" run which is almost always never happens
so he just got bored and walked away?
>>733698772Well anon, I got good news and bad news!Good news they added this feature to the game! Bad news is that it got added recently to JP
>>733698858PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
>>733698394>>733698702Fucking keked. Still prefer the edit even if it's blurrier. The AI looks terrible once you see it up close
>>733698823Got banned, guy was spamming hard.
>>733698823Look at the deleted posts, he probably got banned for spamming and being a backseat mod, which they hate too
>>733698772/uma/ anon here, you guys don't use the umalator? https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/skill-visualizer-global/Second one only for skill timing.You can also use Hakuraku if you already use hachimi for full real time simulation of your own races seeing the exact point your own umas skill activate and your uma's HP and tons of more information too, but I won't link that here.
>>733698823He'll be back.But for now it seems like we're off the hook.
>>733699060Yes to both, guy is very likely a newfag.
>>733699060Is there any difference between this one and the kachi one?
>>733699060We know about them >bwo, I think that guy is just new. Also this is the witlet one
Its not actually that big, is it?
>>733699180What? Did you really make a new one?
>>733695153>>733695331Fuck off with your victim complex bullshit. You fags know you are breaking the rules with this spam.
>>733699410I cannot disclose our ways of avoiding the schizo, know that if you have eyes you can see the green in mount tai.
>>733699523>You fags know you are breaking the rules with this spam.Sir this is a vidya game thread. We discuss vidya games here. If you want to crash out about things you hate go to a Wendy's.
Can you /v/trannies stop thread hopping? You're not welcome in /uma/
That's just sad man
>>733700027Disregard this post, you're welcome as long as you keep posting Taiki.
>>733700027My daughter Rice would never say this
>>733694953the nortubel of vidya hats
>>733700027Based Laisu would say this
>>733700027You got force fed the Taikipill and you're complaining?
>stinko
>>733700027this ANTAGONIST is smiling while saying this....
>>733696745>chorus is one of the best they've ever done>concert version only uses it onceEnormous wasted potential.
>>733700240
>>733700240more like sexko
late or end new year urara?
>>733700676Yes
Uma shit is mlp for weebs.
>>733700860Nah
>>733700676She's better as end, if you can manage it.
>they ran out of personalities so now they go through mentall illneses
>>733699523don't you have some pagpag to slurp dog?
>>733700240WINDY DOES NOT STINK
>>733694953It looks like I'm going to be losing B finals this CM bros. My attempts at building Dirters have been going terribly.
I tire of the minesanother 5 borrows and this is the best spark so farjust let me die
>>733696830
>>733695041This whole board has no reason to exist and you know it.
>mfw making abhorrent posts with other umas to tank their PR
>>733696830V-Bourbon, Suzuka and El. Realistically at this rate El, Haru and one dead without dirt A.
>>733703096this is why spe hates chestnuts
Well it was nice while it lasted with you guys, see you again in 1 day
>>733694953Postin hatsHave a nice thread horse friends
>>733703276>Not 1 hour
What is going on in this thread?
Both the bandana and the eyepatch.
>over 200 posts>not ONE (1) mention of the single most iconic piece of vidya headgear of allShaking my head. Do you guys even play videogames
Bros?
Bros I need to commission Air Groove, but I ain't got cash for it, too much money spent on heating propane. How to quickly get more scratch to bring more Air Groove to the world?
>>733705987Just prompt her with AI for free.
>>733705987What you want bro?
Been lurking since I'm at work, why did the thread suddenly die for over an hour? Did discussion just dry up or what?
>>733706082People were posting in the non witlet thread, which just reached pump limit anyway.
>>733706082Witcheck too hard
>>733706139>>733706174>this OP is now considered a witcheckJezas
>>733706227The schizo was having his melties in this thread and not the other so yes this is the witlet thread.
>>733706227The other one is the witcheck
I have officially given up on making a viable zensky this CMWhat is the easiest way to build a decent Oguri or Xoguri?
>>733706562Pace, 2 speed 3 wit riko. Maya for head on if you don't want to use inherits
>>733706040Thouzer intro page from FotNS, but with standard racewear Air Groove on the throne.Growth scene in the church in Monsters vs. Aliens, but with Wife Groove, and Rudolf making a bad pun about it.And then an Umamom Air Groove PR because I don't see any Umamom content with her.
>>733706562>I have officially given up on making a viable zensky this CMWhat's got you down?
>>733703613An attempt at uma thread but we already had one so you know...Anyways Domed Armet for me, its weird and probably not practical, but there is something about it that really speaks to me
>>733708114The usual; one almost-great attempt followed by a dozen completely unusable attempts. I can't seem to get good trainings at the same time as groundwork, good skills and mile S. This morning I got my best run in a while but she performs worse than my first attempt anyway.
>>733695451>negotiating with terroristsare you retarded?just let him clean it up until he gets tired or dies irl
What kind of deck should I use for Digitan? Her stats growth is giving me a headache
I remember a similar thread some time ago, one anon there had a Bridges cap from Death Stranding. I think i should buy one as well now
>>733706082>>733706227>>733706296The other one was raided by some yuri troll(s) but it was nice and ended well
What is even wrong with this game to attract these people spamming manually?
>>733708537Umindbroken
>>733708557Does it actually count as headwear when its based at the shoulder?
>>733708537It's:-A japanese game (this really triggers chinks and gooks)>Not an action or a roleplaying game>Won best mobile game>Successful>Popular>Mostly normal fanbase who actually discuss their video game instead of purely spam goon pics.>Characters are popular despite not dressing like streetwalkers like other gacha.
>>733708648yes
It only took until Unity Cup was about to get phased out by MA- I mean, Trackblazer, but I finally finished building out my Team Trials roster
Allot of new designs with hats. Shame they're all so far away.
When is the next mega banner?
>>733708905>he doesnt know
>>733708905post a different character or i'm not telling you victoriajeet
>>733708905Never ever! I'm serious, we get themed banners but never anything like the mega ever again. Hope you got what you wanted.
>>733708762How much do you score?
>>733708923>>733708938What? But someone said banners that only have 2* like Tsurumaru allow you to spark everyone else.>>733708926Who?
>>733708812Are they that shocked she's speaking chinese?
>>733709012>banners that only have 2*The what now?
>>733709012>Someone said banners that only have 2* allow you to spark everyone else.
Mod:You're not going to win this fight and you know it. Stand down, learn to use the thread/post hiding functions, let anons talk about their fucking VIDEO GAME in peace. It's been 8 months of this shit, take a hint.Schizos: you have no power here, your cries to mods/jannies fall on deaf ears and you are the butt of the joke any time you show up. You won't win this fight either.We're not leaving, we're not moving, you can power trip and mod abuse all you want but it won't accomplish anything, we will just keep coming back over and over again and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop it. You're not getting away with exiling these VIDEO GAME threads to make room for whatever off topic /pol/shit Rapeape wants here instead. Not this time.
>>733709282You forgot to post webmrel5
>>733709083I'd be shocked too at someone saying they're gonna please themselves with a puppet.
>left v for 8 months>came back>the mod that bans uma threads has not been executed on camera yetWhat the hell happened to 4chan integrity
>>733709354... is it that weird?
can you post that Katsuragi Ace (i think it was her) pic where she is making breakfast for Trainer and he wonders why she's at his house?
>>733709425It's a play on that one comic of a guy coming home sad no one remembered his birthday. Talking to himself through a puppet and threatening to cum inside it while everyone was hiding for a surprise party. Just chinese and Uma now.
>>733709486
>>733709012Why would you ever pull on those instead of the anni uma? Orfevre is so much better than a Megabanana
Ebayan BTFO'd in record time
>>733709545That scoreboard is new, American Scenario exclusive?
>>733709534thanks
America will meet the honorable might of the Japanese
>>733709617REF DO SOMETHINGSHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE OF HER SKILL ANIMATION
>>733709617Grass it's fine to play pretend in Japan but it's embarrassing to do that when you're back home.
>>733709545Urara SEXO
>>733709730GRASS IS BOT FROM KENTUCKY! ITS SLANDER!!!
>>733708457What deck do you have in mind?
>>733708762This is completely unnecessary without a rank 7
>>733709617gomenasorry honorabu yamato nadeshiko!
>>733710075I will not stop raising the retention line, third-rate
>>733709580It showed up once in the main story arc 2 before being officially implemented in the latest scenario.
>>733698143looks like a swastika, wtf cygames
Secretariat a possibility?
>>733710224Never ever. maybe as an NPC uma? Like speed symboli and darley arabian and the likes
>>733710345Ah man that would suck so much, I'd rather not get it then
do late surgers usually score low during TT or do I just suck at building them
>>733709012Doesn't seem to be
>>733710224If so then I demand a Frankel Uma. She can have the role of molesting Vodka
>>7337089053rd anniversary but it's just before anniversary now>>733708923>>733708938You got gaslighted
>>733710531>Red Desire watching as Frankel gropes VodkaI want this
>>733710484Ryan + Dober inherit an shitton of accel skills + NSM should be good
>>733710594really? i heard inherits in general were kinda bad for TT
Can we get the Kentucky Derby?
>>733710623They're bad in the sense that they cost a lot, but the best inherits are still very strong skills for winning and there's not much better you can do than paying 140 SP for an Angling and Scheming or Let's Pump Some Iron
>>733710646Possibly, but for now we only get santa anita and del mar.
>>733710224If we get him i demand Kincsem. True strongest racehorse of all times
>>733710646Kentucky WHAT?!
>>733710508Do you think it's a banner with just a 2 star? That would be retarded, what do you call this if it's not a mega banner
I wish janny would stop deleting these threads because I'm tired of clicking a thread only to find out it's a stealth uma musume thread.
>>733710623>get points for skill activation >get points for winning/being in top 3>have skills that are guaranteed to activate, are not WIT checks, and influence your ability to win a lot>they are supposedly (((bad)))Bruh
>>733710709A gaslight on my part
>>733710702Tickezo Kentucky DAHBY alt where all her voicelines are replaced by DAHBY
>>733710716TT is a different game in itself desu. you get points based on skill procs so as long as you get a shit ton of points you can score very high despite losing a lot of races
>>733710594Pump and Beyond are already massively unreliable in CM, so TT having even more random variables makes them worth nothing.
>>733710750>tickezo is the first to have 3 altsMm, im thinking Kino>>733710740
>>733710796Being witgod is not really an option unless you have fine motion and nn mlb, you’ll need insane amount of runs to reach even remotely good stats
>>733710750I'd rather her third alt be a wedding one along with the rest of BNW.
And just like that, Suzuka's PR has turned evil...
>>733710985>Front zipper for instant access to her ticketsTHANK YOU DAHBY
Why is everyone here just posting porn? Go back to your garbage general /vg/ faggots
>>733711176PR is a volatile thing, comes and goes. I prefer to go with the motions. Plus more different kinds of Suzuka art is always nice
>>733696830Taishin, Suzuka, and Ayabe with W!Mayono as backup. I'll throw 2-4 runs at the NY!Urara, F!Pasa and Falco I got if I don't hit the inspirations for the end closers.
>>733696830Condor, Taiki and Haru
>>733711267I'm still scrolling but I haven't seen the porn yet
>>733711478Wonder what would happen if I kissed the doll
>>733694953Go back to /vg/ horse fuckers
>>733710985>>733711478This is porn and is 3 posts above my comment. Stop lying faggot.
>>733711529It would be extremely painful
SEETHING!SEETHING!
>>733711601Are you gonna have another melty and derail the entire thread, AGAIN Mr Hal Monitor?
>>733696830Ive luckshitted a Crazy Good (by my standards) Shichi with S dirt S mileI kinda tried but gave up with making an Oguri (i just dont really want to use her)Currently making attempts at a Dirt Suzuka. I kind of already have one, but at 460 stam plus 2 grays i cant br certain that she'll survive. I dont really trust umalators either.If i feel like it, i MIGHT try to make a XHayahide into a dirter as well, but thats a tall order as is
>>733711601>puppet is porn
>>733711601Something slightly spicy is not porn you fucking puritan idiot. Go back to twitter with the rest of the mentally ill zoomers that have a panic attack when they see something pg13Faggot
>>733711652>>733711738Go to /vg/ if you want porn faggot, if these people are allowed here they will start posting horsecock soon enough>>733711718Not the puppet the ticket, retard
>>733711601lurk more fag
>>733711652That's not me
Here we go again
>>733711781I hall monitor these threads and unless you are baiting you are a massive retard. Kill yourself
>>733711781You act like you own the thread and have a melty almost every fucking day over "porn" and "/vg/" and try to send everyone to /vg/ as soon as someone posts something you slightly dislike. You have 0 fucking tolerance, and you constantly derail threads with your bullshit, thinking you are protecting the threads from "le evil /vg/ pornposters". How many threads have you derailed by now with your stupid puritan crusade? Unironical mental illness.Not going anywhere btw.
If my SSR's don't do their event chains ONE MORE TIME I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA LOSE IT
>>733711905>softcore porn isn't porn because it just isn't OK!!??kys>>733711926>le tolerance is our strengthkek of course coomtards are libtards. Die.
>>733711967CHOWDAHHHHH FINE MOTION KEEPS GIVING ME PREPARED TO PASS INSTEAD OF SPEED STAR I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF CHOWDAHHH>filenamekek. wtf
I thought Curren was supposed to be a gaslighting, gatekeeping, girlboss?I watched Road To The Top and all she does is say "Ayabe..."
>>733711926Not the usual hall monitor, this one looks like bait. Just like the "yuritards" from the other thread, just trying to shit it up. Just ignore
>>733711967Be careful of what you wish forKitasan keeps finishing her event during junior year for me now for 1 shitty hint
>>733711893Fuji would NEVER do this
>>733711967Youve posted this image several times now, but never answer the question in the filename, and now im curious as well. WHY was this image there?
I think forever young sucks!
>>733712160John Cygames kill this man!
>>733712140Oh yeah I hanged around it a bit longer to see why, and its just one of those weird fandoms sites about something no one really cares about that some guy decided to fuck around inKnow how it is
Shut up, it's her birthday
Pretty obvious nobody is playing this game anymore based on the discussion in this thread, nothing except Avatar fagging, ERPing and porn. No gameplay discussion, no rooms being hosted at all. Why are these threads still allowed here, I don't get it.
>>733712356host a room then, ill join
>>733699523Why do you never cry about things that have no place here?>e celebs >political shitposts to targeting underage fuckwits >3DPd >chinese porn spam >western “art”And on and on and on
>>733712019Is professor of curvature even a good skill? I only take it when i dont have any other gold skills to buy
>>733712395I don't play this game so I can't host anything, I only come here to complain about this general
>>733712443oh alright
>>733712356Talking about characters ina. Game is gameplay discussion has been since the board was made pal. Posting art official or otherwise has always been allowed as well.
>>733712348But Kingu's birthday is in april...oh you mean Young, well happy birthday Forever Young, good luck in Arima Kinen!
She looks naked without the covers
>>733712356But enough about Blue Archive. Torenas, who you prepping for Aquarius Cup?
>>733712503falco and 2 jobbers behind heroguri fat and el caca pasa
>>733712503Same old, Haru, Oguri, Condor, I am actually putting those on pause to make King for Chrono Cup, man, its been long since I've played URA
>>733712436Corner skills are always good!
>>733712356I play the game daily, haven’t seen 100% on the energy bar in months and I want to marry and have sex with this ram-gifting horse, what’s wrong with that
>>733712503Falco, Haru not sure on my third. I have both Hags, Taiki, Oguri and then there's the Spic.
Besides Ebayan(?) today is also Dream Journey's birthday btw
>>733712470Don’t engage with shitposters who have only been here since 2019
>>733712615Oh, today? I saw a lot of art but thought it was yesterday.
>>733712615Her official nickname is Yanko
>>733712615>>733712676>>733712679ugly
>>733712503I've been trying Summer Maru but it's miserable. So I need Groundwork, 2 greens, TTL AND good stats as a bare minimum? She's so hard to build man I miss my Latekino.Urara 100%. Love her so much. She's also pretty decent too.I have a Flexslot that idk what to do with it. Whoever between Taiki, Oguri or Condor gives me the best horse while I train and farm fans for my club.
>>733712690
>>733712676Well its on 24th and timezones and shit, know how it is>>733712679Really? Don't remember anyone calling Horse that
>>733712503I HAVE NOTHING. NOT EVEN PARENTS, SHOULD I KMS AND UNINSTALL?
>>733712676It was yesterday (in Japan)>>733712728Me neither but that's how they call her in the anniversary event
>>733712503front taiki, el , no idea for the third. probably OGuri. I heard three fronts with Speed Eater kills all fronts and pace so that might be an idea I look into>>733712615we love this grandma
What do we think of her?
>>733712789Her eyes scare me.
>>733712356It’s because the threads have been run into the dirt.
>>733712789She is funny, smart, beautiful and perfect, and greatest racer of them all!
>>733712838
>>733712838The other thread was perfectly fine while this served as containment
>try to run a pace chaser>mayano doesn't give her head-on>try to run a late surger>nature doesn't finish her event chain>try to run an end closer>sweep doesn't give out spurt>ayabe doesn't finish her chain>try to run a front runner>bourbon doesn't finish her chainI'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>733712907Maybe its the hat but is it just me or does her face look kinda weird? It seems kinda...I dunno, smushed?
>>733712957How unfortunate.
>>733712971It's because she has both hat AND bangs
>>733712957bro? your desire sensor? are you stupid?
>>733712907I know. We had to suffer the one schizo whining about chara discussion and fanart. Why do newfags mouth off so much?
I hope she interacts with Maru and Pearl
>>733712907I think it’s just this CM. Once we really dust ourselves off we’ll be too focused on MANT to have any dirty thoughts.
which uma is the biggest fraud?
>>733713281Tachyon and it's not even close
>>733713281
>milesloppa meta is so stale it killed all gameplay discussion
>>733713356We're still talking about characters and stories (gameplay discussion) shitposter kun.
Warning: jumpscare
>>733713469WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>733710701most of her achivements are mythical and lack written records
>>733713356True, true
>>733713469i actually think they're really cute
>>733713503Don't reply to the shitposter
>>733713469would
>>733713405I watched her movie yesterdayIt really made Admire Vega look bad
Nice trophy
>>733713536False
what goes on here?how strong are their umas?
>>733713571Breeders? Breeders of what?
>>733713590from the thumbnail it kind of looks like a giant pair of tits
>>733713469They look like they fuck white toreinas.
>>733713571Who are the breeders?
>>733713567Not really? It's a good drama about coming to terms with her sister never being born
>>733713356>Dirt Mile CM so over half the cast can’t even do anythingWow I can’t wait for Smart Falcon to win. AGAIN! Jesus Christ that arrogant fuck thinks she’s so fucking tough picking on Dirt G Umas, what a load of shit. What’s the point of this CM when we know what the result will be anyways.
>>733713571Yup, that's my trophy
>>733712957>try run a front runner>angilng, red shift, corner connoisseur, professor of curvature, rushing gale, distance/position related corners/straightways>try running a pace chaser>red shift, shooting for victory, corner connoisseur, professor of curvature, it’s on, distance/position related corners/straightways>try running late surger>pumping iron, moving past and beyond, corner connoisseur, professor of curvature, nsm, distance/position related corners/straightways>try running end closer>moving past and beyond, Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might, corner connoisseur, professor of curvature, it’s on, distance/position related corners/straightwaysIt just werks idk
>>733713571I want to breed that statue.
test
>>733713659Queen for two times in a row too.
>>733713596>>733713646
>>733713571What's a filly and a mare in the world of umamusume?
>falkeks who don't join practice rooms until the CM starts think that she automatically wins every single race...againIt's all so tiresome. It's like you exclusively play the game inside your head.
>>733713659falcon derangement syndrome
>>733713659She's coming for you
>>733713908Seeing doto in second to last position is painful
>>733713681>red shift on a front runner>unrelated speed skills when talking about accels>dober's ult on this track>end closer without spurt>unreliable accelerations
>>733713908What an ugly horse
>>733713908What a cute umadol
I wish you weren't a bunch of fucking metaniggers and actually brought your favorites to the stakes rooms, we've only had 2 off-meta winners
>>733713659Just wait until Rickey so you can get raped by both
>>733714038Falcon IS my favorite though?
>>733714038i am doing that more often than not
>>733714038>Grass >Mayano>Creek>SeiunYou could argue Seiun is kinda meta but she's not one of those metafaggot horses that are memed as the absolute best like XOguri, Summerhag or Goldship
Taiki Shuttle is my waifu but I would never ever ever never run her on a track where she isn't meta
>>733714101your favorite fucks ugly bastards behind your back and gets bukkaked by her fans on a daily basis
>>733714038Yeah, let me just degenerate my favorite into a d*rter from a G aptitude
>>733714038I only have two non-dirt umas that i can raise to A. I'm trying my best here i'm sorry!
>>733714038I've tried. The problem is that our schedule doesn't give much leeway to build specialized parents and you can end up like me where you're building a doomed ace up until the last day without having a proper team yet
>>733714158i am both though
>>733714158but enough about Curren
>>733714038i try but i'm a second-to-third-rate trainer who barely makes it into any of the rooms so my ass isn't exactly shaking up the results
>Lord Derby's Challenge>Is a mileI don't get it, who is Lord Derby? Why isn't it the same length as the Derby?
>>733714101>zero falcons on the long cm stakes>zero falcons on the medium cm stakessure thing bro
>>733714038I'm trying to mutate my wife but I don't have the time so I don't have parents yet
>>733714334Maybe stakes shouldn't be held 5 minutes after CM ends in a very specific timezone
>>733713972I am going to get 2nd place in A finals, which I was getting in all CMs I cared to make umas for and I’m fine with that. Comfy and werks
>>733714038Nigger I've never won Plat, no way in hell I'll ever win a stakes room with 17 other well made Umas.
>>733714038>Dirt CM where most umas have Dirt G>Gotta bring 10 Dirt sparks>BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH, YOU NEED to hit two inspiration events just to bring it to A>AND YOU ALSO NEED Mile sparks to hit Mile SAquarius isn't worth to build off-meta, let's be honest
Free me from this hell.
Why does she make the third-rates so angry?
>>733714521>1* mile>1* gutsGet back to work lmao
>>733714521haha
>>733714521between the spark rerolls and the parent prioritization that some of the JP anons shared, they've pretty much taken the wind out of my sails as far as parent farming go. feels like you're just slaving away like a retard when you'll be able to get the results you want in no time by the time those features arrive.
>>733714334Remember to fill out your Umadol apology form!
i don't even have the will to do parent runs anymore. i make CM aces and pray they get usable sparks for other aces.
>>733714607Were those back to back? I swear Guts is the most common blue spark by a country mile, shit's rigged.
>>733714681>Were those back to back?Yes.
>american event>instead of her we get jogger umasForever Mad
>>733714616>feels like you're just slaving away like a retard when you'll be able to get the results you want in no time by the time those features arrive>when you'll be able to get the results you want in no time by the time those features arrive>by the time those features arriveHaha...
>>733714805Forever Young actually
>>733714805What's her name?
>>733714468That’s not including that a lot of umas with G dirt also have a terrible mile aptitude so you need 3-4 pink sparks to kick in during inspirations. I’m still gonna try but let’s be real, there’s almost no way I’m hitting A in both.
>>733714805Did she even run in the BC?Also she got sent to Hokkaido jail after CG though so it's not like she would even be in American to show up.
>>733714805She died
What does Big Sisterly actually do?
>>733714824I mean yeah, in a lot of other games mechanics do tend to get easier the more you play them as you unlock more features but for the most part they're still relatively enjoyable to engage with in the early game. It's a bit different in a live service game like this one but what's also different is that parent farming just straight up sucks donkey balls no matter how you slice it. There's a non-zero percent chance that Cygames USA or whoever's in charge of localization will pick up on this and fast track some of the QoLs like they already did before. Is it wishful thinking? Maybe. Am I going to bother with parent farming knowing about all this? Maybe not to the extent I would have if I didn't.
/herse/ did it!
>>733715056Again! Hope they keep ot this time
>>733714905Horsenberg
>>733715056sorry capitano RE9's coming out in a few days and I'm going to have to count on you guys to pull us through...
>>733715056neighsayers in shambles
>>733715056This is the second time, hopefully they don't fall back again. RIP /v/mers though
>>733715056Time to flatline
>>733715604flatlining my face in manhattan cafe's flat chest
>>733715056der/v/ status?
>>7337150280.35 speed if you have an overtake target (an uma is ahead but you can catch up at your current speed)not sure how reliable it is but might me worth taking
>>733715028Like, does the "increase passing ability" actually help?
>>733715697Hanging in there!
>>733715697cruising to A+
EVERYONE SAY WEI
>>733716205
>>733716205WEHEY
>Haven't managed to get to 700k fansOh well probably because she jobbed Kikuka Sho, first Kinen and Hopeful Stakes, I'm sure next time I'll get to 900k fans for the cup
Today I think I will make some coffee and not do a career.
>>733716205Weiiii~people might dislike her, but she is pretty cute, all things considered
>>733716331At least the spark seems alright...
>>733716375i honestly feel like her stocks have been slowly rising as /v/ma goes on. nothing really major or anything, just a slow passive rise in helios posters
>>733716205Wu
>>733716375She's funny when she starts throwing gang signs while going WEI~
>>733716495Reminds me of that one artgod pieceas someone who knows jack shit about 3 kingdoms and stuff, but seen several webms, could anyone recommend a starting point?
I was genuinely expecting vidya hats in this thread, fuck you anons.
Ive bought picrel like a year ago, but to this day i didnt see anyone recognise it
dirt S or mile S? I'm assuming mile S is way better
>>733716331If you route for it you can still get over 900k after a few costly losses>>733716468Nice 3* medium with URA
>>733712008You were persuaded by her propaganda from her tertiary fans
>another end closer run without spurt
>>733716331PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES DELAY THE CHRONO CUP A WEEK. I NEED THIS
>>733717120I will be using King but I guess I could use some better scheduling, decided to ditch LB1 Biko for MLB Tachyon SR, not like I can train her 0 friendship gauge ass into rainbows anyways, so we'll see how it goes this time
>>733716903dynasty warriors (7 or origins (incredibly gay however)) for the pleb but fun route, 2010 tv show for a more in-depth dive
>>733716903The 2010 Three Kingdoms series is really good. The closest thing you can compare it to is Legend of the Galactic Heroes. It's written in such a way that you can watch it even if you have no prior knowledge. highly recommend it.
>>733717386>>733717374I am grateful, seniors
>>733717386I should add that after watching this series and playing Total War Three Kingdoms i got really into ancient chinese culture so be warned if the Romance of the Three Kingdoms clicks for you it might cause you to read up on chinese philosophy and ancient china.
>>733716981I think i saw one person in these threads with a similar where a tsa agent recognized it
>>733717386>The closest thing you can compare it to is Legend of the Galactic Heroes.fuck is it really that good? I'll definitely give it a watch now, that's a really high bar you just set for it
>>733717628Oh fr? Thats nice ibalos now know what TSA is
You know a guy is mad with the filter when his message in the club chat is all 1337speak
>>733717280>ending run with supports still in greenYeppers!>>733717245It wouldn't be right for everyone else. If it's popular maybe we can make it a recurring biweekly thing.
>schizo melty thread survived 11 hours to bump limitDeeply amusing outcome.
>>733717801It was just announced yesterday, there was no problem changing the borrow rule, delaying doesn't affect anyone ;___; please
>>733717789I've adapted to it; it merely amuses me at this point
>>733717706The novel the show is based on is considered one of the four Classics of chinese literature. In terms of cultural importance it's on par with the LotR in the far east. It focuses a lot on history, politics, and morality. It wouldn't surprise me if the creator of LotGH was influenced by it.
>>733717801What is this "Chrono Cup"? I haven't been in these threads lately
>>733717936You okay dude? It's really not that serious. The triple /v/ crowns are more serious than this.
>>733717789Just another day in ASTER.
>>733718210A cup proposed by one of the anons hereFrom what i remember, 5 races, umas with over 900k fans only. There was some talk about points system and no borrows, but all is subject to change as it appears
>>733718373I really want to be there please, did the fan rule also change? Can it allow 850k?
Remember to take a break
>>733718501SIX SEVEEEEEEEN WEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII
>>733718501>my curse god screencappedKek
Ardan tomorrow, fellow glass enthusiasts.
>>733718210See >>733599206 Changed since then: parent borrows are allowed.
Oh boy look at the time!
>>733718737>Page 9That's it rape all Teio posters
finally a safe time for me to announce I'm a teio fan.
>>733718820but its bump limit
>>733718831She was one of my favorites when I started but has long since been overtaken by others with more compelling stories. Still like Teio though.
>>733718831Based
>>733718494NTA but its still 900k to my knowledge, how is your progress? I only managed to get 680k thus far but my uma flubbed a few important races
I'm realizing now that the Chrono Cup is a deviously clever way to break more anons in on fan runs. Bravo, danchou cabal.
>>733719107850k max, I have nothing else that's better, skills and stats both trash. I have no time irl and I also have nothing for the Dirt cup, which is why I'm imploring to maybe delay a few days
>>733717801Doing it at the end of each month as a kind of last minute fan rush would be more fitting I think, biweekly might be a bit too much
>>733719107But how would you know if that anon has 900k fans, do we need to submit a screenshot or something?
>>733719202You are not going to believe who is behind this
>>733719236You can check umas in lobbies and see how many fans they have. There's no way to kick them if they don't have enough fans though so they would have to be DQ after the race I guess.
>>733719319No you can kick people.
>>733719265Oi teme, you better stop noticing if you know whats good for ya!
>>733719349You cannot
>>733719349Did they add it recently? Never realised you could kick people from lobbies
Forever Young should be bigger and sluttier
>>733719349>>733719409you can't
>>733719217Yeah that's fair, I do think 900k is a bit high of a requirement, especially for third rates like myself, and should probably be bumped down to 800k like anon in the thread the race was announced suggested
>>733719485Kino!!!
>>733719485YES THANK YOU ANON BUT HER NICKNAME IS YANKO
>>733719485BASED
>>733719485>Be horse owner and own Cygames>Put your own horse into the game>People give that character fat titsInteresting
>>733719537900k is not a high requirement. If you're having trouble hitting it, just run more races.
>>733719485NICE
>>733719660Losing one or two Japan/Arima is enough to ruin your run even with the best fan farming cards though
>>733719628I mean he agreed to bust 90, so you know, she isn't exactly flat
>>733719485Based based based
>>733719485YEEEEEEES BIGGER EBAYAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH DRAWGOD
>>733719537900k still has a fair amount of deckbuilding leeway and/or allows a few G1 losses.
Please don't open the threads with the new mob umas...
>>733719785Would, next question
>>733719785Niggamusume...
>>733719660You really underestimate how bad some people are at this game here.
>>733719785she looks cute
