Where’s the the vidya boys thread?
sex is not that good
gay sex however is
>>733911623
>>733911681except that you have to do like 12 hours of preparation first
>>>/trash/
>>733911623legs too muscular 3/10
>>733911970Wrong opinion
>>733912016Depends, is it over 7 inches?
>>733911623That manish face and legs
>>733911623This is the only depiction of Astolfo I've ever seen that I actually like and doesn't look like generic anime slop
>>733911919Not if you just frot while hugging and making out
>>733912659I honestly believe I've spill over a gallon of cum to Link
>>733911623why did this aislopa fooled me?
Go back to your gaycord, faggots.
>>733911623>>733912659Neither of these are good, femboys should be either soft and thin or soft and chubby, no muscle. I wouldn't expect faggots to have taste though.
>>733911623My husband (male)
>>733911919Yes, I unfortunately know from experience.
>>733913307Nice cock bro.
>>733911623kill it with fire
>>733913307You have petite balls
>>733912965Disagree, 'draw a girl and call it a boy' does nothing for me at all
I use AI to generate popular female characters as femboys getting railed by muscular faceless men.
>>733911681I still feel a little sad about never being able to experience this, it would have been nice to at least know how it feels.
>>733912179at least it's a more accurate depiction. this one looks clearly male like in real life
>>733911919Some guys can just douche with a little water and it only takes a few minutesI have a shitty diet and IBS so it takes me like an hour to do an enema
>>733911919I've never understood this, I've stuck my dick in many asses without prior notice and only once (1) did I get shit on my dickdo women just have naturally cleaner colons?
>>733913585This guy gets itFake homos everywhere
Traps with big cocks > Traps with small cocks
>>733913513Twas cold ok?
>>733913513princess little piddles
>>733912965The only faggot here is you.
>>733913727>douchePablo...
>>733911623let me guess this aislop jeet has a patreon
>>733912659what exactly do i need to do do be built like this
>>733912659>>733914034twunks/ambushes are so underrated
>>733913729Depends on diet and gut bacteria.There was a time in my life when every shit was one big, solid piece that came out all at once and there was no pinching. When I wiped, there was only a tiny wet dot that wasn't even brown. Unfortunately I got sick at some point and had to take antibiotics, which ruined all that. I tried a lot of different probiotics, but was never able to get back to having poops that nice.
>>733914454Gym Not eat like a fatass More gym
>>733911919I eat light breakfast then dont eat at all and do like 2 enemas 2 hours before and im so clean you could eat from my bussy. Most annoying part is craving food all day/
God I'm such a gay faggot
>>733913729Also depends when the receiver has last taken a shit.
Does anyone else in this thread enjoy wearing pretty dresses too
>>733914651closeted
>>733914684YeahI also wear diapersI want to be a little diaper girl
Anyone wanna be my bfI only like racists thought. 5'8 blonde
>trap thread>baraniggers immediately crawl out of their holes to shit it up
>>733914684I did when I was younger, feeling so slutty and cute is great. But I gave up because, maintaining hair free body is such a work. Fucking hate the hair, remnants from ape times, evolution is too slow
>>733914778Diapers don't appeal to me much, but I love a poofy frilly party dress with petticoats
>>733914854Only if you dress as astolfo and have a thin and cute penis
>>733914946It's a grower. Also you have to be at least 30 or close to it
>>733914889Yeah desu I only go hair free when I'm going 100% or doing pics, if I'm just dressing up for myself it doesn't bother me that much
>>733913727I did not need to read thisOh god why did I enter this thread fuck you
>>733914034Ripped cute guys in dresses in a top tier fetish.
>>733914889>>733915075>not having very little body hair naturally and the hair that you do have is barely noticeable because it's all blondeBlack body hair looks gross lol
>>733915078If you have IBS, you might be able to get by with just douching if you have a better diet than I do. I definitely had fewer problems back when I ate a salad every day.
>>733911623>AIsloppa
>>733913613Prove it.
>>733915178No wonder more people are turning to AI art. It's cheap AND better quality.
>>733915123Im straight but I like my legs smooth and clean shaven. Thinking of trying an IPL device to get results
I love having my femboy hole filled deep with cum while being kissed and caressed
>>73391527408744
>>733915224Not home rite now.
>>733915241864357
>>733915178>AI ""artist""
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225
I'm making a peanut butter banana sandwich to go with my Korean action movie
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225bump
>>733915225>I have P-Ranked P-2 Brutal btwDamn, I could never, Im happy enough with just beating the sanctums on violentI played layer 8 after not playing for almost a year and I just kept thinking "my estrogen levels are high enough for this"
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225True
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225spam
Why is hung bottom/swith femboy such a rare thing? Most of the times the artist draws them being a top. I want something like a cute hung femboy that is shy with how big they are but mainly bottoms.
what's /v/'s favorite femboy?
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225trann y
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225B ump
I really like licking femboy buttholesIts so romantic desu
>>733915475Yeah, I went back to beat Layer 8 after not playing for a full year and I got majorly fucked. I don't know if I even want to go for P-Rank on the harder difficulties because these gauntlet 30 minute levels are just too much of a slog.Beating Sisyphus on Violent is definitely an achivement in itself enough already thou.
>>733915572Sonic.
Yaoi quite literally is my deepest and most intimate sin. That being said being attracted to irl males is such a near impossibility.
>>733911623Redpill me on pussy vs anus
alright let's settle this once and for all. should vidyaboys have tiny willies or big shmeats?
>>733915225xis...
>>733915814anus is tighter than a pussy, plus boys are several times stronger than girls. put the two together and it's objectively superior.
>>733915823All cocks should be big, regardless of position. Even shota should have big cocks.
>>733915823big cock is always better
I look like this
>>733915823vidya ones can be big but mine must be tiny
>>733913307milk it
>>733913307Cock isn't big. This guy is a midget
why are fate keks like this?
>>733915852Anus is only tighter for the first little bit of it, Vagina is tight the whole length. Vagina is objectively superior, it's a shame cunt boys aren't real, you gay dudes are missing out.
>>733913307damn brother nice cockgot directed here from another thread just to admire
>>733914535>Unfortunately I got sick at some point and had to take antibiotics, which ruined all that. I tried a lot of different probiotics, but was never able to get back to having poops that nice.Are you me? I had to take clindamycin for an abscess I had in my mouth. Ended up getting c. diff and had to go to the hospital. That was like 12 years ago. I've had IBS since and my shits have never been the same.
>>733911623i wish i was a vidya boys
>>733916216NTA, but like 90% of gay hook ups I've been with never gone anal, lots of dick sucking though and it was always without a failure better than by any girl
>>733916250I got an abscess once after a piece of apple got lodged in a chipped tooth, so what I did was chew on raw garlic right into the tooth and it totally cured it.
>>733916250Get fecal transplant bro
>>733911914still havent found a doujin for this
>>733913585amen. for me its the "boy tries to look like girl, and at a passing glance passes, but any detailed look reveals the truth". that one where they they think they have a fine score but realize its a dude, and decide...to do it anyways? fire
only fags care about cocksize
>gays are so faggoty they have to talk about fecal transplants and turd texture in the same threads they talk about sex and romanceAnd you wonder why you were persecuted for thousands of years
>twink bf got hemorrhoids
>>733916453I don't know man, swallowing poop pills is a step too far for me.
How do I pluck out the hair from my anus....
>>733916637Nair
>>733916584I had them ever since I was a young teen, but recently stopped standing up to wipe my ass and changed my diet and they disappeared within months
>>733916569Why did you enter the thread?
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>>733913307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv4VUQeXdtY
>>733913307AAAAAAHHHHH WHY DID MY PARENTS MUTILATE ME FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>733916706too scrawny
>>733916760because i used to piss like a garden sprinkler
>>733916660>standing up to wipe my ass
>>733916878Easier to inspect the deposits so I can monitor my gut health
>>733916584Stop eating like shit and wash your ass properly, they'll go away.
>>733914454Go swimming. Natural waters preferably.
>>733916635You can go to a doctor, they do it via colonoscopyIt literally has a 95% cure rate for c diff
>>733916801That's not soft, he's semi.
>>733917098Gonna look into this, thanks.
>>733917039but im too embarrassed to go shirtless in a public place with my gyno tits
>>733911661>>733911681>male g spot is accessed through the asswhat did evolution mean by this?
>>733916637Laser hair removal. It’s not as expensive as you might think
>>733916801Jesus fucking christ it's like 3 times the size of mine.And fully soft, must be like 10.
>>733914636>you could eat from my bussH-hot...
>>733917039Swimming is the most boring thing you can do to lose weightI tried it for 3 weeks. I can swim 50 laps, but trying to keep your brain occupied that whole time while you keep count is a fucking nightmare
>>733916801>have a dick that every women would want to sit on>troon outhow retarded you must be
>>733916584I get one every now and then, so I go to my GI doctor before it can get too big. He puts a rubber band or something on it and then it falls off after a few days. It is a little uncomfortable right after it's put on, but I usually forget about it once I'm at work or at home gaming.Apparently you only need surgery if you just wait a while and let it get really big.
>>733917453Uh oh roastie melty.
The only thing that appeals to me about traps is the idea of having a partner who is also my bro, but you should all know that real traps are not like that. They act exactly like women, in addition to being either cripplingly insecure or extremely promiscuous. There is no Astolfo in real life who'll play vidya with you and then suck your dick.
This is what I want, I want to see CUTE boys in feminine clothes and looks, I want them to still look MALE If I wanted to see them pass as female I might as well look at futa or trans
>>733912179>>733913723See, when I want a femboy I want a femBOY. Yes, androgynous in a bitchin' flamin' cool hot kissable way, but not a girl with a dick. Femboys are gay (good), futas are gay (cringe).
>>733917759Had a bud like that in high school, but they offed themself like 2 years after before I was able to really try and recouple our friendship into something deeper. They exist but are super rare.
>>733916637Don'thttps://www.scribd.com/document/887229795/Hair-Removal-101-Cheap-Fast-Easy
>"it's not fair" the thread
>>733917759You’ll have a much easier time being straight and won’t have to deal with feeling embarrassed going out in public
this thread fucking sucks so far
>>733911623this is the scariest thing ive ever seennobody actually likes traps lolanime/manga draws a girl and adds a peniswhich is not possible in real lifeno matter what satan does to transgender you cannot change gods creation against their will.
>/v/ is unironically gay nowWhen did that happen.God made things very simple.Women are for sex.Men are for literally everything else. How can you get such a simple rule wrong?Lol.
>>733917759yeah this, doesn't help it's trendy being a fag online so it boosts their egos and insecurities
Women are only relevant because of sex. If you took away their only value, literally nobody would even care about them anymore. You can't upset the natural balance of life. Lol.
>>733918248Uhhhhhhhhh
>>733918192What if men are ALSO for sex and for everything else too?
>>733918771Femboys irl don’t look anything like what you have in mindIf you wanna jack off to 2D and never meet anyone, that’s cool, but I don’t get why you guys would want to high five each other over that
>>733913307You should shave your body ^///^
>>733918986No he shouldn't.Hair is hot, except pubes.
>>733919030Nta, but body hair is grossI used to look like Chewbacca and went through laser hair removal on everything but my face. Absolutely no regrets
>>733919030That's the contrary Pubes are hot Body hair isn't
>>733913307wtf is wrong with your balls bro
>>733919138That's kinda gay.
>>733920028ballettes
>turns the thread into a fucking social circlejerk>waaah why are our threads are getting deleted!!
>>733911623I like this art because he actually looks like a feminine guy and not a flat girl with a dick.
>>733919950You think I give a shit?
>>733911623It's crazy how this AI artist is one of the only people to get Astolfo right while everyone else just draws a girl with a penis and no tits
>>733920028Fuck.....I need to kiss them while you jerk off so bad....
>>733920028where cum?
hi i'm new, is this thread what you call "board culture" around here? it's certainly very... interesting
>>733911623disgusting assworms subhumans. totally a normal thread to allow on /v/ by faggot jannies.
>>733920028I would suck you into a coma
>>733920271That's not getting him right though, that's getting him wrong. Astolfo in canon is draw a girl call it a boy, like it or not.
If anything yes traps are hot, but i noticed a consistent tred and thought that people would like to have a friend that is close. A friend to be there to hype you up and be there for you and you the same what's the word camaraderie? Its really weird how people's mindsets have push each other way and people wont let others in close. Anyway femboys hot
>>733920284>>733920531The duality of man, one for the shaft, one for the balls
>>733920531>>733920028same
>Enter trap thread>Expect traps>Some fat hairy dude is just posting videos of himself jerking off and ACTUAL faggots are encouraging it.God damned shame what happened to this board.
>>733913307extremely lewd..
>>733921094>I'm not gay I just jerk off to drawn gay pornfaggot
>>733921094Yeah it's a bit dissapointing seeing people lap up videos of a generic fat hairy ape, but it's also refreshing seeing some actual homosexuals. How conflicting.
>>733921204he's not fat tho
>>733921172There's a difference between a trap and fucking Mitch from Home Depot.
>>733921226Explain the difference in 700 words or more while sounding mad.You have 30 seconds.
>>733917039>hate being naked>dont really like water>cant swim>outside is kinda icky
>>733921226what if I want to be fucked by mitch while being a trap?
>>733921273Traps are cute and lack many (but not all) masculine features. Hubert over here is a thick wall of sweating testosterone and lacks any feminine features. It's the difference between a curated steak and a big greasy, heart-clogging burger.
I like bede alot!
>>733921287>hate being nakedget something like this
>>733921360cute :3I would lick
>>733921094Traps are psyop to turn you gay and that is a good thing! Suck cock already.
>>733921379That might work, I'm not sure if I'd like it sticking to my body much but I guess at that point you don't really have a choice.
>>733913307Why did jannies delete this video game related webm
>>733921359>less than 700 words>not mad>took more than 30 secondsF-
>>733913613It's the true use of ai
>>733921324According to prisonfags actual homosexuals like you don't belong here.
