Where’s the the vidya boys thread?
sex is not that good
>>733911623
>>733911681except that you have to do like 12 hours of preparation first
>>>/trash/
>>733911623legs too muscular 3/10
>>733911970Wrong opinion
>>733911623That manish face and legs
>>733911623This is the only depiction of Astolfo I've ever seen that I actually like and doesn't look like generic anime slop
>>733911919Not if you just frot while hugging and making out
>>733912659I honestly believe I've spill over a gallon of cum to Link
>>733911623why did this aislopa fooled me?
Go back to your gaycord, faggots.
>>733911623>>733912659Neither of these are good, femboys should be either soft and thin or soft and chubby, no muscle. I wouldn't expect faggots to have taste though.
>>733911623My husband (male)
>>733911919Yes, I unfortunately know from experience.
>>733913307Nice cock bro.
>>733911623kill it with fire
>>733913307You have petite balls
>>733912965Disagree, 'draw a girl and call it a boy' does nothing for me at all
I use AI to generate popular female characters as femboys getting railed by muscular faceless men.
>>733911681I still feel a little sad about never being able to experience this, it would have been nice to at least know how it feels.
>>733912179at least it's a more accurate depiction. this one looks clearly male like in real life
>>733911919Some guys can just douche with a little water and it only takes a few minutesI have a shitty diet and IBS so it takes me like an hour to do an enema
>>733911919I've never understood this, I've stuck my dick in many asses without prior notice and only once (1) did I get shit on my dickdo women just have naturally cleaner colons?
>>733913585This guy gets itFake homos everywhere
Traps with big cocks > Traps with small cocks
>>733913513princess little piddles
>>733912965The only faggot here is you.
>>733913727>douchePablo...
>>733911623let me guess this aislop jeet has a patreon
>>733912659what exactly do i need to do do be built like this
>>733912659>>733914034twunks/ambushes are so underrated
>>733913729Depends on diet and gut bacteria.There was a time in my life when every shit was one big, solid piece that came out all at once and there was no pinching. When I wiped, there was only a tiny wet dot that wasn't even brown. Unfortunately I got sick at some point and had to take antibiotics, which ruined all that. I tried a lot of different probiotics, but was never able to get back to having poops that nice.
>>733914454Gym Not eat like a fatass More gym
>>733911919I eat light breakfast then dont eat at all and do like 2 enemas 2 hours before and im so clean you could eat from my bussy. Most annoying part is craving food all day/
God I'm such a gay faggot
>>733913729Also depends when the receiver has last taken a shit.
Does anyone else in this thread enjoy wearing pretty dresses too
>>733914651closeted
>>733914684YeahI also wear diapersI want to be a little diaper girl
Anyone wanna be my bfI only like racists thought. 5'8 blonde
>trap thread>baraniggers immediately crawl out of their holes to shit it up
>>733914684I did when I was younger, feeling so slutty and cute is great. But I gave up because, maintaining hair free body is such a work. Fucking hate the hair, remnants from ape times, evolution is too slow
>>733914778Diapers don't appeal to me much, but I love a poofy frilly party dress with petticoats
>>733914946It's a grower. Also you have to be at least 30 or close to it
>>733914889Yeah desu I only go hair free when I'm going 100% or doing pics, if I'm just dressing up for myself it doesn't bother me that much
>>733913727I did not need to read thisOh god why did I enter this thread fuck you
>>733914034Ripped cute guys in dresses in a top tier fetish.
>>733914889>>733915075>not having very little body hair naturally and the hair that you do have is barely noticeable because it's all blondeBlack body hair looks gross lol
>>733915078If you have IBS, you might be able to get by with just douching if you have a better diet than I do. I definitely had fewer problems back when I ate a salad every day.
>>733911623>AIsloppa
>>733913613Prove it.
>>733915178No wonder more people are turning to AI art. It's cheap AND better quality.
>>733915123Im straight but I like my legs smooth and clean shaven. Thinking of trying an IPL device to get results
I love having my femboy hole filled deep with cum while being kissed and caressed
>>73391527408744
>>733915224Not home rite now.
>>733915241864357
>>733915178>AI ""artist""
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225
I'm making a peanut butter banana sandwich to go with my Korean action movie
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225bump
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225True
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225spam
Why is hung bottom/swith femboy such a rare thing? Most of the times the artist draws them being a top. I want something like a cute hung femboy that is shy with how big they are but mainly bottoms.
what's /v/'s favorite femboy?
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225trann y
>>733913307>>733913437>>733913513>>733915225B ump
I really like licking femboy buttholesIts so romantic desu
>>733915572Sonic.
Yaoi quite literally is my deepest and most intimate sin. That being said being attracted to irl males is such a near impossibility.
>>733911623Redpill me on pussy vs anus
alright let's settle this once and for all. should vidyaboys have tiny willies or big shmeats?
>>733915225xis...
>>733915814anus is tighter than a pussy, plus boys are several times stronger than girls. put the two together and it's objectively superior.
>>733915823All cocks should be big, regardless of position. Even shota should have big cocks.
>>733915823big cock is always better
I look like this
>>733915823vidya ones can be big but mine must be tiny
>>733913307milk it
>>733913307Cock isn't big. This guy is a midget
why are fate keks like this?
>>733915852Anus is only tighter for the first little bit of it, Vagina is tight the whole length. Vagina is objectively superior, it's a shame cunt boys aren't real, you gay dudes are missing out.
>>733913307damn brother nice cockgot directed here from another thread just to admire
>>733914535>Unfortunately I got sick at some point and had to take antibiotics, which ruined all that. I tried a lot of different probiotics, but was never able to get back to having poops that nice.Are you me? I had to take clindamycin for an abscess I had in my mouth. Ended up getting c. diff and had to go to the hospital. That was like 12 years ago. I've had IBS since and my shits have never been the same.
>>733911623i wish i was a vidya boys
>>733916216NTA, but like 90% of gay hook ups I've been with never gone anal, lots of dick sucking though and it was always without a failure better than by any girl
>>733916250I got an abscess once after a piece of apple got lodged in a chipped tooth, so what I did was chew on raw garlic right into the tooth and it totally cured it.
>>733916250Get fecal transplant bro
>>733911914still havent found a doujin for this
>>733913585amen. for me its the "boy tries to look like girl, and at a passing glance passes, but any detailed look reveals the truth". that one where they they think they have a fine score but realize its a dude, and decide...to do it anyways? fire
only fags care about cocksize
>gays are so faggoty they have to talk about fecal transplants and turd texture in the same threads they talk about sex and romanceAnd you wonder why you were persecuted for thousands of years
>twink bf got hemorrhoids
>>733916453I don't know man, swallowing poop pills is a step too far for me.
How do I pluck out the hair from my anus....
>>733916637Nair
>>733916584I had them ever since I was a young teen, but recently stopped standing up to wipe my ass and changed my diet and they disappeared within months
>>733916569Why did you enter the thread?
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>>733913307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv4VUQeXdtY
>>733913307AAAAAAHHHHH WHY DID MY PARENTS MUTILATE ME FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>733916706too scrawny
>>733916760because i used to piss like a garden sprinkler
>>733916660>standing up to wipe my ass
>>733916878Easier to inspect the deposits so I can monitor my gut health
>>733916584Stop eating like shit and wash your ass properly, they'll go away.
>>733914454Go swimming. Natural waters preferably.
>>733916635You can go to a doctor, they do it via colonoscopyIt literally has a 95% cure rate for c diff
>>733916801That's not soft, he's semi.
>>733917098Gonna look into this, thanks.
>>733917039but im too embarrassed to go shirtless in a public place with my gyno tits
>>733911661>>733911681>male g spot is accessed through the asswhat did evolution mean by this?
>>733916637Laser hair removal. It’s not as expensive as you might think
>>733914636>you could eat from my bussH-hot...
>>733917039Swimming is the most boring thing you can do to lose weightI tried it for 3 weeks. I can swim 50 laps, but trying to keep your brain occupied that whole time while you keep count is a fucking nightmare
>>733916801>have a dick that every women would want to sit on>troon outhow retarded you must be
>>733916584I get one every now and then, so I go to my GI doctor before it can get too big. He puts a rubber band or something on it and then it falls off after a few days. It is a little uncomfortable right after it's put on, but I usually forget about it once I'm at work or at home gaming.Apparently you only need surgery if you just wait a while and let it get really big.
>>733917453Uh oh roastie melty.
The only thing that appeals to me about traps is the idea of having a partner who is also my bro, but you should all know that real traps are not like that. They act exactly like women, in addition to being either cripplingly insecure or extremely promiscuous. There is no Astolfo in real life who'll play vidya with you and then suck your dick.
This is what I want, I want to see CUTE boys in feminine clothes and looks, I want them to still look MALE If I wanted to see them pass as female I might as well look at futa or trans
>>733912179>>733913723See, when I want a femboy I want a femBOY. Yes, androgynous in a bitchin' flamin' cool hot kissable way, but not a girl with a dick. Femboys are gay (good), futas are gay (cringe).
>>733917759Had a bud like that in high school, but they offed themself like 2 years after before I was able to really try and recouple our friendship into something deeper. They exist but are super rare.
>>733916637Don'thttps://www.scribd.com/document/887229795/Hair-Removal-101-Cheap-Fast-Easy
>"it's not fair" the thread
>>733917759You’ll have a much easier time being straight and won’t have to deal with feeling embarrassed going out in public
this thread fucking sucks so far
>>733911623this is the scariest thing ive ever seennobody actually likes traps lolanime/manga draws a girl and adds a peniswhich is not possible in real lifeno matter what satan does to transgender you cannot change gods creation against their will.
>/v/ is unironically gay nowWhen did that happen.God made things very simple.Women are for sex.Men are for literally everything else. How can you get such a simple rule wrong?Lol.
>>733917759yeah this, doesn't help it's trendy being a fag online so it boosts their egos and insecurities
Women are only relevant because of sex. If you took away their only value, literally nobody would even care about them anymore. You can't upset the natural balance of life. Lol.
>>733918248Uhhhhhhhhh
>>733918192What if men are ALSO for sex and for everything else too?
>>733918771Femboys irl don’t look anything like what you have in mindIf you wanna jack off to 2D and never meet anyone, that’s cool, but I don’t get why you guys would want to high five each other over that
>>733913307You should shave your body ^///^
>>733919030Nta, but body hair is grossI used to look like Chewbacca and went through laser hair removal on everything but my face. Absolutely no regrets
>>733919030That's the contrary Pubes are hot Body hair isn't
>>733913307wtf is wrong with your balls bro
>>733919138That's kinda gay.
>>733920028ballettes
>turns the thread into a fucking social circlejerk>waaah why are our threads are getting deleted!!
>>733911623I like this art because he actually looks like a feminine guy and not a flat girl with a dick.
>>733919950You think I give a shit?
>>733911623It's crazy how this AI artist is one of the only people to get Astolfo right while everyone else just draws a girl with a penis and no tits
>>733920028Fuck.....I need to kiss them while you jerk off so bad....
>>733920028where cum?
hi i'm new, is this thread what you call "board culture" around here? it's certainly very... interesting
>>733911623disgusting assworms subhumans. totally a normal thread to allow on /v/ by faggot jannies.
>>733920028I would suck you into a coma
>>733920271That's not getting him right though, that's getting him wrong. Astolfo in canon is draw a girl call it a boy, like it or not.
If anything yes traps are hot, but i noticed a consistent tred and thought that people would like to have a friend that is close. A friend to be there to hype you up and be there for you and you the same what's the word camaraderie? Its really weird how people's mindsets have push each other way and people wont let others in close. Anyway femboys hot
>>733920284>>733920531The duality of man, one for the shaft, one for the balls
>>733920531>>733920028same
>Enter trap thread>Expect traps>Some fat hairy dude is just posting videos of himself jerking off and ACTUAL faggots are encouraging it.God damned shame what happened to this board.
>>733913307extremely lewd..
>>733921094>I'm not gay I just jerk off to drawn gay pornfaggot
>>733921094Yeah it's a bit dissapointing seeing people lap up videos of a generic fat hairy ape, but it's also refreshing seeing some actual homosexuals. How conflicting.
>>733921204he's not fat tho
>>733921172There's a difference between a trap and fucking Mitch from Home Depot.
>>733921226Explain the difference in 700 words or more while sounding mad.You have 30 seconds.
>>733917039>hate being naked>dont really like water>cant swim>outside is kinda icky
>>733921226what if I want to be fucked by mitch while being a trap?
>>733921273Traps are cute and lack many (but not all) masculine features. Hubert over here is a thick wall of sweating testosterone and lacks any feminine features. It's the difference between a curated steak and a big greasy, heart-clogging burger.
I like bede alot!
>>733921287>hate being nakedget something like this
>>733921360cute :3I would lick
>>733921094Traps are psyop to turn you gay and that is a good thing! Suck cock already.
>>733921379That might work, I'm not sure if I'd like it sticking to my body much but I guess at that point you don't really have a choice.
>>733913307Why did jannies delete this video game related webm
>>733921359>less than 700 words>not mad>took more than 30 secondsF-
>>733913613It's the true use of ai
>>733921324According to prisonfags actual homosexuals like you don't belong here.
>>733916706>Ideal male body>Doesn't show the body
>>733921456it will stick at first but if you just tug on it a bit the air will stay so it's not that badt. pectus excavatum
>>733918192>nowThere were threads on /v/ about wanting Bridget’s dick before you were even born, kiddo.
>>733914878Bara>Takes the beauty of the male body and turns it into something grotesque>Only enjoyed by the gayest of gay men>Borderline/practically inflation pornTraps/Twinks>The cutest version of the male form>Even w*men like them>Easily pairable with other kino fetishes like macrophilia, footplay, etc.
why does seeing men with bigger dicks than me make me jealous??
>>733921737>Even w*men like them
>>733918192Not gay if he looks like a girl
>>733914878You don't know what bara is. There has been no bara content posted in this thread.
>>733921893Stroking Astolfo while whispering things into his ear and distracting him from his book.
I want to be railed by Astolfo
Do the goat boys from the Toby Fox games count?
>>733921831When are we frotting unironically?t. Mitch from home depot
>>733921831moar
>>733911919>12 hoursNoob.
>>733921651good to know I suppose
>>733917759I may be emotional and cripplingly insecure but I love to play vidya with my bros
>>733918192How the fuck is it gay to like girls and women? You know people jerk off to their digital screens right? These screens have pictures and videos, that are not real women. They are just rearragment of pixels that look like women, and that's enough for your brain to get wired up.The same happens with draw girl call it boy. Your brain can't tell if the thing you're looking at is really a woman, or real to begin with. It works with pattern recognition and seeks for cues to identify a partner. As long as it looks like it, it is telling you to ready for the possible event of impregnation and furthering your bloodline as every living organism is programmed to spread itself like plague.
Huh, do you guys like this stuff?https://files.catbox.moe/l611xd.mp4
>>733921793Jealous as in how youd like to have them in your pants or in your mouth?
>>733921360Got any shaved pics?
>>733911623WTF Astolfo is a man?
>>733921421Most guys that are into femboys are attracted to the submissive and feminine qualities. They have no interest in doing the dick sucking
>>733921737Women find homosexuality disgusting
>>733922584i puked fkn hideous
>>733922862Nah all w*men are gay and w*men definitely don't find themselves disgusting judging by how narcissistic they are.
>>733922584It would be cute if they werent asians desusorry not sorry
>>733921831No splurt?
>>733922584Really fucking hot.That Youmu is quite hung too...
>>733922794I've mostly seen traps and trannies say the exact opposite, all of them want to have sex with a man but don't want to feel gay.
>>733922862So why do they keep writing gay slash fiction?
>>733923042>hungThe two anons posting itt are like twice the size lol
>>733923062Those women are fat and gross. Any girl with a decently attractive body is going to choose Chad’s muscular body
>>733923061No straight-acting, masculine-looking male wants to suck dick or take it up the ass if they’re talking to femboys
>>733923480That is simply not true anon, although maybe it's more of an online/closeted thing.
>>733916584>not fag>asshole dries out like cracking lips>cant wipe because i always shreds my asshole>somehow get a bleeding fissure>got hemorroid from heavy lifting that refuses to go away>cant fall asleep from extreme itch
>>733922584>Not KigurumiNo, I don't want it
>>733922862That's not even close to true, you're genuinely out of your mind if you believe that.
>>733913307>>733921831I would pay to watch you 2 fuck
>>733923779Those kinds of people exist, but they are so deep in the closet that it’s usually to the point of self-loathing. Never worth your time to interact with that kind of person
>>733924309Fujoshits don’t count. A girl with a body built like a Dallas cheerleader isn’t going to want to engage in homosexual degeneracy unless you’re paying her
>>733923061Yeah well that is the reason why people troon out to begin with. They hate gays. They literally try to undo themselves to make themselves the other gender so that they can keep playing the heteronormative gender rules. Trannies are superstraight and anti-gay.
>>733924748>>733924680>>733924854We've just reached levels of cope that should not even be possible.
>>733925020Tell us now why would a person attracted to MEN seek out for people who try to look and act like WOMEN.
Bede and allister are cutes!
>>733925235I'm not supposed to tell you anything, dumb nigger, I'm here to mock you for being a retarded faggot trying to strike up arguments in a gay sex thread that's about to die.
Are femboys loyal?
>>733925446women
>>733925446>are perverts loyal
>>733925446
>>733918192>now/v/ was always gay.
>>733925379LONDONWhat kind of men are you into
>>733925381>I can’t prove a single thing I say, I have constructed a narrative in my head that will never bend to observable reality Have fun scouring your area for any woman into this kind of shit that isn’t a disgusting pig.
>>733925446i'd assume they are on the basis of them being male, thus being superior than women in being loyal, but beyond that... not sure.
>>733912659>frot while hugging and making outThat's my favorite part~! :3
>>733925446>Libido of a man.>Emotional profile and social popularity (among gays) of a woman.Bro...
>>733917995God I want those lips puckered around my cock
>>733925379Nice pubes broWanna frot?
