>no tits>no assWhat else can she offer?
>>734124098horsecock
You forgot the worst part>GlassesStraight into the trashGlasses are gross
>>734124098what about feet
>>734124098feet
>>734124198could make or break the deal really
>>734124098mambo
>>734124293How gigameta whalekiller will Mambo be?
thread 404d just before i could reply to the recruitment post with my ID
>>734124454If janjan is gonna be uppity then you are better off just applying with /v/ on your bio as well if you haven't already, Dancho can save you a spot that way too
>>734124126No she can't. She's a mare.
>>734124335She will rock your world
The blatant incest mom thread has been up since yesterday btw
>>734124335She's the Haru Urara of turf.
>>734124098>>>/mlp/
>>734124759>>734124648Oh so she's shit?
>>734124904She's a 2 star character, useable, unlike 1 star twin turbo.
I am not using the Falcon thread.
>>734124904You're not supposed to say that...
>>734125016double jet isn't going to save me in the oonige CMs?
>>734125348I heard she's a meme character, not actually usable
>>734125348Dual Express' unique skill debuffs her in the second half of the race.
>sexiest mare of her generationI cant fucking wait for her dude
>>734124098>Went to see movie with bud >its hype >started actually watching show >its hype
>>734125563>draws a stallion>calls it a mare
>>734125087What thread
Only big tittied Umas should have rights.Death to all flatties.
>>734124293
>>734125913YAMERO
>>734125792>Everything about ASTERWhat happened? Is everything okay?? Your guys are the most respectable club on /v/ma to be honest!
Oy Neigh (A+) has three open slots.Post your ID, or put "/v/" somewhere in your profile description and send us a request to join (120256139).
>was planning to glue this run since it's almost certainly not ace material>hot springs ticketUgh, fine.
>>734125792I thought herse got A rank, what happened
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>734126027That's for this month
>>734125840Little ninger, you better watch your mouth
If you are a true Umamusume fan, then you should able to instantly tell who is the VA on the left and recognize the one on the right
>>734125840Where is the line of big tits/flat? Who’s the smallest big titty uma and who’s the biggest flatty?
>>734125792>35 open slotsGrim.
>>734125792As you guys can see /v/mapyoi has two vacants>Look up the club in-game and please put "/v/" on your profile's comment beforehand, you can change it later after being approved. You can also leave your ID here>Our club has been A+ rank since a couple of months ago>We don't have any fan quotas but a level of activity is expected (careers, shoes, just play the game)
>get all the good shit from the inheritances>bad trainingsEVERYFUCKING TIME
why do the rothschilds ruin my run every time i get mile S and groundwork?
>>734126187
Big swollen horse pussy
>>734124098BIG FUCKING GLASSES ARE YOU BLIND OR WHAT? I EVEN DON'T KNOW WHAT CHARACTER IS IT, I JUST NEED TO CUM OVER THESE SLUTTY GLASSES FOR FUCK SAKE ANON WHAT QUESTION IS IT NOW
>doing last run yesterday before event ended>was on pace to finish it just in time and skip Bourbon's bond story so I can read them later>Hot Springs Ticket>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFI still managed in time
>>734125429Twin Turbo is great, she's can't win but she's a better rabbit than Suzuka
>>734126365lewd
Hello /v/der/v/ has 2 vacants and cooldowns should be done soon, this is your chance to send a request to 968622263 or post your ID to get picked upMake sure to have /v/ in your description, no rules aside from giving us a warning if you're gonna take a break, we wouldn't want to have a misunderstanding that ends with someone killing themselves with 17 shots to the head.
>>734126471I'll join if Oy Neigh doesn't let me in
>>734126086Bitch looking like
why do all her outfits show off her armpits?
>>734125792Good morning sweet /v/umadotos, HotUmaGlueDanchou here to remind you we still have 9 (soon to be 7) slots open. If you are feeling burned out but not quite on the way to leaving the game behind, consider joining us, all we ask of you is to:>do your daily shoe trades>log in somewhat oftenThanks for your attention.
der/v/ recruiting ceremony is like Eyes Wide Shut
>>734126727She likes to be comfortable
>>734126471uh, when did we lose another?
>>734127031Right now.
A FUCKING GUN
>>734126348Based
>>734127196Till this day I don't know if the gun is real or not
Which support cards have kino events? Pic related
>>734127215A Top Gun, even
>>734124098That's the sexiest mare of her day you are talking about, buddy
i could probably save a club with how much I play daily but i'm helping my friends with their club.
Kill yourself.>>>/trash/
>>734127390>McQueen was in love with her>Dictus only had eyes for Teio
>>734125913THE WICKED CLOTHE THEMSELVES IN THE CLOAK OF THE RIGHTEOUS
>>734127031One anon didn't log in the entire month, I think it's the guy that's on his 20th playthrough of RE9He's welcome to rejoin if he wants to
>>734125563>3rd anniyeah haha...
>>734127661>20th playthrough of RE9Did I miss something but lol
>>734127403That's cool anon. Although at the rate we're going you and your friends could join our clubs together and we'd still have vacants left
>>734124098Her Ikunos Dictus
>tfw can't join the /v/ sekrit clubs because I'm stuck in my friends'
>>734126348the most educated and sensible opinion ive seen on 4chan in years
>>734125792Is it ok to club hop now?
>>734126348
>>734127235Fuku is simply peak uma
>>734126773Except that everyone is wearing El masks instead.
>>734127920Like what? Running X.Oguri as End?
My Falco is so fucking cursed, man.I get the good inheritances and then the game cucks me from good stats and niggasan black chain
>>734124098Thighboots
>>734127975*XOguri as FrontOops
>>734128001i am you
Love big boobs
>>734128072Why is she so thirsty?
>>734128029Her career is so fucking bad, you have so many races and if you don't max friendships fast you're fucked with stats
>>734128001>good stat, good skill, no aptitude>good skill, good aptitude, no stat>good aptitude, good stat, no skillIt's so tiring
>>734128181i averaged like 15k on falco last week but both times i got groundwork and mile S the stats ended up at barely 14kgetting pretty cheesed off
>registration today>didn't start my third umaI'm seriously close to just throwing my TT dirt umas in
Given dirters and sprinters are fucked for fans, how do you guys build enough to level up their uniques?
>>734128072I'm sure Dia is a nice character beyond the tits right? I don't want her to become Daiwa tier here
>>734128407
>>734128406You do 1 extra race.
>>734128406A few G1's and G2's do the trick usually
>>734128407She has a pretty face unlike Diawa
>>734128407i liked her in the anime. the episode where she breaks the Satono curse made me really emotional so I've been saving up to spark her and Kita when they both arrive.I'll try to post/talk about her career as much as I can the second I get her
>>734128406Dirt umas have lower fan tresholds than turf ones.Umas who have both surfaces at A use turf tresholds.
>>734128406I give Falcon turf sparks even when it's a dirt build. No need for distance S if it's an activate Angling or go fuck yourself CM.
>>734125348>>734128445I hate this dumb bird so much
>>734128407No amount of bad rep in this board or any other is gonna make me like Scarlet any less
Do I spark Dia or Kita? I love them both but can only go for one…
>>734128709luckshit kitaluckshit diaspark tannhauser>but she's a 2*do you really think you'll get her? lol
>>734128493I've never seen Bakushin level her skills personally
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>734128881Taiki this is some nasty ass voice I hate you so much but the smile game ridiculous
>>734128849How? She has mile B, run Ashai Hai or whatever the blue G1 race in early june was and you will be golden, NHK Mile Cup before that also does the trick
>>734128574>Umas who have both surfaces at A use turf tresholdsOr just type out Digitan mate, there is literally no one else likes that
>>734129080There will be Inari One
>>734128385You only need a good Falco and another decent Front (S.Maru) to PlatThe rest is irrelevant
>>734129056You're thinking of Yasuda KinenAnd in my experience, any of my Bs never win a race unless it's a mandatory one and they need to win like El with Arima Kinen
>>734129152>neither of thosethanks for reminding me i'm bricked...
>>734129124Really? She looks super goofy but is actually a monster on the track?
Shit i should probably do Digitan's secret event gauntlet of races shouldnt i
>>734128881Those are some nasty burgers
>>734124098contrary to amerinigger mentality, women don't need humongous negrofied gorilla tits and ass to suck and fuck
>>734128709I'm wondering the same thing, I doubt I'll luckshit Kitasan as I needed 190 rolls to luckshit Tamamo. Also I just realized, am I not a huge retard by wanting Dia and then not getting Wit Nature? I can't build lates now. Could it be worth to invest my selectors and gems into Wit Nature if I MLB FineMo?
>>734129152>all I got is XOguri, Taiki and El>I do have SMaru but lol lmao dirt sparks3rd in B let's go
>>734128708But she's a witlet
>>734129386I love my retarded wife how do you get wit that low
post you're dirt mutants
>>734128536AAAAAGH SATONO DIAMOND-SAMA DONT DO IT AIEEEEEEE
>>734124098She's prettyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/bu2fCS_ODxI
>>734125792what happened to taiki being a club mascot? is being american not cool anymore?
>>734129558pretty ugly
>>734128881Is that cum on that second burger?
>>734129152What the FUCK do I do if I don't have SMaru? I thought Falcon didn't need a Front partner either
Dotoh...
>>734129502Literally the best I got, looking forward to floundering on the first two days and get like a 20% ratio on the last two
>>734129753condor nigga
>>734129701she got claimed by shittedfags
>>734129502I was gonna mutate Fuji Kiseki but still haven't been able to do it
Breaking Digitan’s fragile little mind
>>734129701/v/ma danchou was always a finebro. taiki was warming her seat until release
>>734129802Front Condor? That sounds horrible to make
>>734129502she lost all her scrims
Diazuri
>>734129502
>>734130060Daring today
Fuck off.
>>734130087Aiiiiieee, the bird killer
>>734130090No? Tact is not big enough to do a paizuri??
>>734129886You only need one green as a minimum now thanks to the clanker welfare. It's not that bad.
Super Creek is the undisputed paizuri queen. No one else will ever come close.
>>734126773Never watched it, tldr gomennaplease?
>>73413023210* Front Sparks manAs if that wasn’t horrible enough
>>734130282no nigga go watch it yourself it's like 2 hours long
>>734129761Please, please, for your own mental health, read up the latest blogpost on DotoTrust me!
>>734130367*do not read
>>734130282Any picture on google images is enough to give you an idea
hmmmmmmm no
>>734130476Wrong board.
How many hours do I have to pop out a Falco for the CM as my third dogshit ace?
>>734126727Why is she so SEX
>>734130476i don't wanna
>goldshit
>>734130232Assuming you have 900 wit (90% skill proc rate), one green, two early race skills, and Groundwork, then 0,9˄3 = 0.729 = a 72.9% chance of activating everything you need including Groundwork. That's pretty bad, so you'll want at least two green skills, because depending on how you look at it, failing to activate TTL can be just as bad as failing to activate Groundwork, at least when you're competing with other fronts
>>734130476K
Curren for hardcoreFalco for slowplay
>>734125792Which one do I join if I'm a sporadic fuck that will flatline for a few days at a time at random because I already play too many games that demand a fucking daily tithe?
>>734130575today is only registration so you still have 3 more days until round 1
>>734130645To be honest, if TTL didn’t proc then your Front isn’t gonna win that round
I wish there was a pity system for parent runs. I can't hear anymore of Ryan's shrill voice or i'm going to launch my PC out of the window.
>>734130736Oh, that's plenty of time to waste on a doomed loser.
>>734130720/herse/
>>734130476There was no reason for this post to be deleted.
>>734130645Yeah but this is in the context of filling out the rest of your team slots in a Falcon solo-carry CM.
>>734130691Falco likes all the play
>IMG_
>>734130678YOWZA
>>734129336Does anyone have any input?
Did Teiohours start early or something
>>734127390damn shes fluffy
First Anni detail is out
>>734130938Indian hours (scatman)
>>734130982>details>doesn't detail anythingwe'll get like 13k gibs and 160 free rolls total
>>734130996What plagues a man to the degree that he must spam 3DPD gay scatporn in the catalog?
JAAAA JA JA JA JA DEEEEEEESU*yoink*
>>734130982>no gibsCYJEWS AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>610k retention lineits over
Do your legend races
>>734131184Were you not told that you can only use 5 clocks in one MANT career?
Do any end closer users have any comment on using Pump for this CM? Is it not worth running Ryan's compatibility over a generic Oguri borrow or something like that instead?
>>734131262Its per race
>>734130982Not again
>>734131070Uma Derangement Syndrome is no joke
>>734131305Nah, it's for the whole career.
>>734131305It's for the whole career
>>734131262No one was told that, still assuming you use all five during at least 100 ace runs over the course of the scenario that's still 500 clocks
Is Digitan's support card gold skill good enough to use at 0lb?
>>734125016Is twin turbo really that shit?
I need Casino Drive in my life
Which club point card after Narita Brian?
>no gibs Dailies dropped, shoes withdrawn and campaign halted. Take it for what you will danchou.
>>734131282The activation area is too tight and there are way too many fronts/paces to be worth it you might trigger it once every 20 races when the stars align
>>734131437Why are you gay?
>>734131427I don't know much about her but I think she is the Archeops of Umamusu
>>734131438suzuka
>>734131409What, assuming MANT will be running for 3 months isn’t that at least 1350 Clocks?
Just brought a wrong Falcon for the legend race and somehow still beat Dober.
>>734131438Team Sirius iirc. It's pretty cool. You can date with each of the members and they will give you different stats/skills according to their running styles/personality
>>734131437She is pretty bland to be honest
>>734131523>according to their personalityUh oh
>>734130367>>734130437Just tell me about it man. I'd rather know
>>734131437>tfw she represents the mid 20th century Aegas aesthetic thats long gonealso it got me wondering, does Vegas even have a large horseracing tradition within the broader American context? It's just California going back to Seabiscuit, Kentucky/South, and the Northeast where the old money was, right?
>>734131589>>734131523It's also a requirement to get Supreme Racist Spe.
>>734131449thanks, thats good to know, makes adjustments easier
>>734131523>You can date with each of the membersWhy are we such whores?
>>734131523Had no idea that was a club card.
>>734131637BEST IN JAPANALRIGHTBABY I'LL STAY BY YOUR SIDEIT'S SO EASY WHEN YOU'RE THE BEST IN JAPANOH YOU'RE THE BEST IN JAPAN
>>734131589I mean her entire personality now is crashing in one of her daughters/grandkids place, eat her fill and leaveThat’s it
>>734131719WHY DID RICE VILLAIN TRAP SUZUKA IN THAT TABLET
>>734131719Team Sirius or Team Spica?
>>734131437Does "Drive" in Casino Drive mean like "road" or does it mean "passion"?
>>734131385And? Assuming MANT lasts four months, that's a healthy amount of clocks. 5 runs per day x 5 clocks x 120 days = 3,000 clocks in four months
Why did Witgod say the stamguts value has to be 1100 when the last mile races were just 900? Isn't the length still 1600m?
Assuming you even need to use all five in a run every run.
>half tp for an entire monthFUAAAAAAAARK I KNEEL CYGAMES I KNEEL
>>734131805Gaslighters say Spica is superior.
>>734131824Imagine being so bad that you have to use the MAXIMUM amount of clocks per run.
>>734130164the bird accelerator actually
>>734131793Our hero
>>734131741Now she's a doting grandfather using Buena's money.
>>734131824That's a fairly small amount of clocks for an average-skilled trainer, I'd say?
I am the only one in this board that actually likes Special Week
>>734132028I really like her.Also, she's really hot.
>>734131824Bold of you to assume I do even one run per day that isn't half assed.
>>734132028She's cute
>>734132028No, I like her but she's a little one note until she beats Montjeu
>>734132028I am indifferent to her, though you have to admit her story was really weak. Supposedly that gets better with the main story?
>>734124098Braidjobs
>>734132070The white bread uma.
>>734125792JOIN /v/mapyoi!
>>734132028Her career and appearances in other careers were so nothing that its painful, but anon has said that main story will redeem her so we will see
>>734132028What do you like about her?
>>734130982aren't we a couple months early? I remember the game coming out on july
>>734132119Imagine how meaty her ass is with how loud a sound it made when Opera O slapped it.
>>734132171Accelerated schedule means they can't exactly delay the 1st anni content for 4 months.
>>734126248Do you think stallion umas have big fat clits?
>>734132097Yeah, and after that her personality is still eating, and borrowing 3000 Yen from Buena then proceed to lose it all
>>734131741>Such a bum one of her daughters left for her rival while another decided to just do cohabitation with her childhood friend
>>734132128hold up
Am I retarded for rolling on my Waifu's alt when I have thr OG?
>>734132336Rolling for waifu is never a retarded choice
>>734132336No, I will be sparking both of my waifus alts too, I mean they are better than her base form, but I would've rolled for them even if they were trash
>>734130678Delete this. My kaicho cannot be this sexy.
>>734132336No since you can now change costumes between your OG uma and her alt
>>734132327The amount of food events with her is ridicilous, even Oguri doesn't have that many
>>734132128>>734132327Actually, these make her Swimsuit alt events memorable as they actually about how unhinged Spe is wearing swimsuit running 24/7
>>734132336Some alts tend to be better than the OG, you get the same career story anyway with the only difference being the costume events.
>>734132336If it's your waifu and you like the outfit why not? The best part is that you can swap outfits
>>734132542UUUOOHH TAMAMO NAKED LEGS
>>734132496>I showed mom my swimsuit and she started sending me less food :(It was really funny
>>734131928Whose Torena is that? Or that is just Buena childhood friend
>>734132336your wife should always be the highest priority.
>>734129502I can't get a good Falco for the life of me
>My first max bond Umas are the round round Uma killer, and the Uma I hate the mostI don’t know what to think about this
>spent all my time (failing at) making dirt parents>only have a half decent Smaru and a shit front Taiki>registration alreadyCan someone post their Digitan deck so I can shit one out quick?
I’m sorry but I have fallen for matikane tanhausser all over again. No, I won’t apologize!
my daring gf tact
>>734132818curious, you claim to have fallen for her, but do not call her by her real name, machikanetannhäuser
But why though?
>>734132867How many days were that? 1500+?
>>734132870Is it with as s, or an ẞ?
>>734132870Bring them back…BRING THEM BQCK JOW!
>>734132885She knows her appeal, and how sexy she is.
>>734132870Do you think umas wonder about why unrelated ones share their surnames? Like do Fuku and Mun ask themselves why they both have matikane? Do Taishin, Brian and NTR ask why they both are Naritas? Brians sister is Biwa Hayahide, so it can't be Narita family for her
My umawife will be at the ballroom and I WILL roll for her
>>734132885You need at least A+ Wit to understand
>>734133035Sometimes
>>734132756>Golshi haters are metaslaves that run her even though they don't want toIt all makes sense now.
is front pasa better than pace for aqua?
>>734133193Front is always better because she has a front ult.
>>734133193She doesn't have enough mid-race to compete in rooms with lots of fronts, so Pace is better. If she's the second/third front in the room, then she does work, but you might as well make her a pace chaser at that point.
Should i go to the theaters to watch BoaNE
>>734133158Tell me a viable option to run in Longsl*p then?
>>734133282
>>734133264Yees
>>734133308>Mile : E
>>734133316>Ta*kiGuess not
>>734133308Really, MANT aside but Tamamo is good at Longsl*p?
>>734133327Bring one mile parent and one long parent. Her performance more than makes up for it
>>734133327what does mile have to do with longslop
>>734133373Your MANT bro?
>>734132615It's Tanuki Trainer, basically everyone's.
>>734133035Depends on he adaptation. In the anime all of the Mejiro brood vacation at the same family home together
>>734132028no
should i be running OGuri as a pace or late for Aqua? and is Corner Connoisseur good?
>>734133364Oh noo
>>734133158Summer event will redeem her, and I don't mean with just sex appeal
>>734133373Mile E makes it hard to train her for MANT, of course you can use a mile parent to fix that but you need 10*mile for mile A.
>>734132914with an s
>>734133449Mejiros are all one family in the game too
>>734133480Honestly? Very rude, almost out of line taikis.
>>734133512You don't need A, C will get you through just fine. Though needing mile sparks would dilute your chances of getting other distances to S.
>>734133512You don't NEED mile A
>>734133573Is Suzuka breast conscious? Isn't a completely flat board more aerodynamic?
>>734133282Maya, The Emperor, Ogurin, Mejiro McDonalds, Creek, Tachyon, Debuffers, BNW.There are so many different approaches to taker over running an uma you dislike because she's meta truly third rate behaviour tbqhwyfam.
>>734132914Machikanetannscheiẞer
Was the real martytann an airhead too?
I don't get it, does MANT make umas like Vodka, Scarlet, Digitan, Oguri etc. super duper OP because they have A mile and medium so they can spam a fuckton of races and never stop?
Can I have 2 umawives I like very much as characters or is that evil and cheating?
>>734133780you have two hands for a reason
>>734132130she's retarded cute in a way no other retarded cute uma is
I like Golshisomehow my mile Golshi was my best version of herMile-shi was first hotsprings date
>>734133453Some people swear that late is better but in my opinion pace is more consistent and easier to build
>>734133480
>>734133816I think she’s cute, but she almost is always the most vanilla default JK
>>734133780It's OK to date everyone in your team, trainer.
>>734133820>Cut and DriveVODKA IS SO COOOOL
>>734133453Also corner connoisseur is not good, triggers way too early
reposting so everyone can seeThe beginning of a new era is upon us! but /v/ma hai is uncertain what the future might bring.The only thing that can save us is a race to ignite our passions again.Track and conditions?>queen elizabeth 2 cup, 2200m medium, turf, right>firm , spring>1 uma per trainerBut what's the twist?>you have been gaslit to bring NO recoveries and NO gold skillsIt's time to apply everything you've learned over the years to show those 'you did not beat the game' posters you are truly first rate!The race will begin on March 10, two days before Kitasan's release
>>734133884Green demon
nobody wants to join my club...
Lates are easy to build they're just a gamble, but you don't go to the casino anyways if you don't like chance.
So I was saving for MANT, y'know, buying clocks whenever Tazuna shows up with her store, she avoids be, you know, just like my wife so I need to do extra team trials to have her show upSo when she does show up, I buy clocks, every time I buy clocks, I gave up on parfaits to get them, stars, what have you, because MANT has unlimited clocks, I've been told, and thus I need them for every race if something goes sideways, why I even let my careers die on Tenno Sho Spring to save them up!But, as it turns out, I didn't need 'em at all! One day, this JP Dachi decided to do a small playthrough of it, with Chrono because it was time she did something other than whip me bloody during fan runs, I mean I ain't complainin', its the only type of harm my wife won't give me, but no mattaSo he does the career, and then comes Kikuka Sho, she got 300 stamina, she goin' against buffed up Hayahide, she ain't winnin' it the first time, but its fine, she gets unlimited tires, right?Wrong! Five retries, five! I think to myself, "oh okay, five retries per race, that ain't bad" but no, that ain't it, its five retries per career, all of it! Only five clocks, its all you get! So I've been wastin' monies for nuthin'! All dem Shichi careers that died? Ryans? They died for nothin'! It was all a gaslight! Like my wife, anons just kept gaslightin' me the whole time I knew 'em!I tell ya, /v/ma, they don't respect me, I get no respect dere
>>734133653To be honest, I was young and was chasing after glory at that timeNowadays I just simply refuse to participate in the Longsl*p
>>734133751You get bonus stats from earning the Epitaths by winning sets of G1 races. For Mile that's the Yasuda Kinen/Mile Championship/NHK Mile. But you get even more bonus stats from winning the Classic Triple Crown + Arima Kinen + Japan Cup, and there's the Spring Triple Crown which includes the Spring Tenno Sho, so actually if you have shitty Long aptitde you're the one who's fucked. And yeah, there are probably a few turns where if you need money for the shop and you don't have good Mile aptitude, you likely can't even run a G2 which cuts into your schedule.Now imagine what it's like for everyone with crap Medium aptitude when those are about 80% of the races and all of the important sets include them. Or any Dirter.
>>734133652>Is Suzuka breast conscious?Outside of that Taiki one-panel comic, no. She’s a very beautiful uma, and if anything, she’s probably unaware of how unbelievably pretty she is
>>734134138>tfw i realize with minimal adjustment Kingu could farm every single turf epithet
>>734133940>NO recoveriesDoes that apply to uniques as well (effectively banning e.g. VampiRice and Tachyon, among others)?
>>734134071One one hand, quality Dangerpost.On the other, 5 clocks per run is still going to go fast.
>>734134229Why Generation King anyways? Irl horse was far from dominant during his gen
>>734134071
>>734134172>tag:alternative_breast_size_(bigger)
>>734134241Anything with this blue icon is banned
>>734134302King is a decent horse, but he was born in the wrong era
>>734133652Hard to believe she is not when you are flatter than Chihaya
is anyone actually looking for a club
>>734134382Suzuka's running autism is just that strong.
>>734133940What's the key here then? To staminamaxx?
>>734132028Everyone loves Spe.
>>734134568Nope, this is a Guts race
>>734133940>banning heals>not also banning stam debuffsThis is going to be a slaughter.
>>734134652The Tazuna Cup...
Why is this game so hell-bent on trying to use (and set-up) El, Oguri and Tachyon as Late Surgers when they clearly aren't?
>>734134701>1 uma per trainer>bringing a debufferDelightfully devilish
>>734129502Suzuka took only 2 runs, three if you count the parent run where I took a 3* dirt borrow and a random Oguri 2* dirt ; other parent was a 8* dirt Sky borrow . Feels kinda bad that she has a higher winrate than the 30+ runs I sunk into Taishin.I planned was to replace W!MTG with Ayabe, but since she's coming out right as round 1 starts I guess I'll toss more runs into her.
>>734134724why would they theme a cup after a human, are they stupid?
>>734134701>>734134734Damn you, you revealed my plot
>>734134724I might bookmark that as a future idea, hard requirement of 1200 guts
>/vg/ is schizo hour with bot and club dramasTaking refuge hereAnyone can show deck for end Digitan? I have SSR Vega and Sweep at 1MLB, dunno to borrow which one.
>>734134568900 stamina and 600 guts give you a 89% spurt rate, it's a Long without recoveries, sounds fun
>>734134794TAISHIN TIME
>>734134734ooooooiiiiiiiiissssssssuuuuuuuu~~~
>>734134798
>>734134860damn so you really need Riko for this after alli was hoping it wasnt necessary but 1100 stamguts wont let you huh
>>734134798definitely borrow Vega, sweep has 1 speed bonus and 53 SP at 1lb, initial friendship might hurt a bit but it's manageable
>>734134839That sounds impossible to get with Gutsmaxxing cards
>No Daring StrikeCan she win? Mine didn't and I already glued her.
>>734124098>no titsSEEEEEGGGSSSSS
>>734124098Unrestrained anal.
>>734125792>>734126158Looking for a club.Usually doing one run per day when there's no events.220729921025
>>734124098She's a mare, and mares are crazier in bed
>>734129502i got all her aptitudes up + groundwork from a single inspiration. unfortunately i was testing a meme deck which is why her stats are so terrible but still kinda cool to look at
>>734133940>track where spurt doesn't workfuck you
>>734134859which words should i tell her to heat up more?
I will MLB FineMo on her banner and then use the selectors and gem on getting Wit Naturd (I have 0 copies) am I retard?
>>734134798Are they still mindbroken by black umas?
>>734134987it's on the shorter side of mediums, guts won't do much even at 1000 guts 800 stamina wont even get you to 70% spurtfull stamina parents and a power card or a stamina card might be what you want to run
>>734135167Just let go, man. You had two chances. Save those items for the next meta Late card. Or use it all on your Creek unless you already have her at MLB.
>>734134968Not him but you can live at 500 stam as late surger the problem is you get a speed bonus at 601 stam 301 guts
>>734135070>/uma/
In case you missed it.
>>734135271Ayyy, people are still using the Creek card in BCC scenario
>>734135303Invite him and you know what to do
>>734135302if you get the speed bonuses at 601/301 just like back in Cancer do you have any idea why Witgod said to get 1100 total?
>>734135378...force him to beat Cave Story's true ending with no HP upgrades?
>>734135303Eh as long as ref/vg/ee behaves its fine
>>734135303suddenly one run a day makes sense
>>734135167I wouldn't use it on Nattie unless you are a Late main.
>>734135339>no mention of MANTWhat did cyjews mean by this?
>>734134968Riko helps a lot but it's not needed, for end closers 500 stam 400 guts gets you to 92 spurt WITHOUT recoveries
>>734135387Don't know who but he was probably talking about Pace chasers with that in mind
So when are we getting gibs? Second daily reset?
>>734135357How come Curren Bouquetd'or hasn't completely replaced her?
>>734135431What if he's a disgusting d*rt shoe requestor?
>>734135505>10:00 p.m., Mar 2 (UTC)5 and a half hours
>>734135425Yes and then kick him after the 15th if he fails to do so
THE ONLY BASED /UMA/FAG TO EVER EXISTFLY HIGH, ICARUS!
>>734135584Then danchou will simply kill him.Total Dirter Death.
>>734135303Man, I didn't know there's some war happening.
>>734135631Wasn't this posted in /uma/ not too long ago?
>>734135646Who do you think are responsible for the bad posts in here such as the one above
>>734135339>>734135465I haven't trained anyone for Aqua because I expected MANT to drop during the CMI'm FUCKED
>>734135454>>734135271I just want it for my Late wife Dia (it's her main aptitude I believe), I knew I had chances and wasted them like a retard because I needed to pull on character pics. The other option is NOT borrowing Fuku
>>734124134>>734124198
>>734135669How would you know?
>>734135669That ref/vg/ee anon made me look. It doesn’t look any less shit than the last time I checked two months ago. I don’t know what he’s talking about.
>>734135694>during the CMthat's why you train some to get you to the finals wit-sama
>>734135631>exposing botniggerBased beyond belief IcarusGOD.
>>734135631Keep that shit in /vg/ you fucking faggot tranny fat fuck dickhead.
>>734135631Was that thing posted in /vg/ not a shoop?I thought it was a D club with a gag name pasted onto an actual S rank clubOr is that an actual club that was D last month and they are all now botting a fuckload with that taunting club name?
>>734135743>my Late wife DiaI'm sorry for your loss.
>>734135694Damn, you got gaslit hard
When will the game add functionality to compare your own veteran uma? How wasn't this in from the start? Taking screenshots and then combining them is stupid busywork that I shouldn't have to do.>>734135694Get fucked.>>734135863I laughed.
>>734135631EDEN SISTERS, EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!
>>734135631Please PLEASE I need to see more normalnigger redditors seething at one of our own (even if a nigger is from /vg/ he still has more in common with us than them). Other screencaps please?
>>734128881Why is she in Denver?
There's no such thing as a /v/ <-> /uma/ exclusive browser, come on
>>734135783I wanted to go for a weird build focused around triple Keen Eye, I had hoped MANT would make up for using 0lb Gold CityI might just have to borrow her anyways to get that juicy race bonus that only shows up at 4lb
>>734135849it's a very angry singaporean who created the botting program. he decided to go on a crusade against eden and cygames after they added black umas to the game in JP
>>734135956This poster is from South East Asia
>>734129502I'm not happy at all but also I don't want to burn myself out right before MANT.
>>734135752I like /v/ma and /uma/ but sometimes /uma/ threads get too wild so I end up lurking here instead
>>734135747you just KNOW
>>734135694This is the only dirt CM with soul.All next dirt CM will be just three Copano Rickey competing each other.
>>734135896I often say I am ready to be tied into a missile and launched at Eden but some anon actually did itAbsolutely madlad
having a moment againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8yOsn8D52Y
>club went from A to B in 4 monthsYeah, I think it's time to leave
>>734135895
>>734135863NOOOO I KILLED HER WITH MY WORDSS
>>734136009aside from no S this looks solid, maybe lacking highlander or forward march but still pretty damn good
I really like Oguri Cap
>I got kicked out of my club>wasn't even a sweaty competetive clubI guess I was taking it too easy...
>>734124098Love.
>>734136012What kind of dumb ass compliment is that
>>734136172It’s just a /v/ma thing, he has to off at least 1-2 guys each month
>>734136172congrats, that means you don't have a cooldown and there's plenty of people looking for (you)
>>734136146Not really in my experience, super low wit, no redshift and shit midrace skills, she can't really compete against good umas but I hope she can luckshit some wins just like in Capricorn.
>>734136172If you are active maybe try applying to a different more casual club, there are a TON of slots this month, you can literally pick whichever you want
>>734136085You will die before she comes to global.
>pick whatever you want
i do not have wit cardsi do not have wit cardsi do not have wit cardsi do not have wit cardsi do not have wit cards
>>734136220A woman tier compliment since Shichi is the embodiment of how most women act
>>734136085Looks kinda ugly, I mean have you seen her Valentines animation?
>>734124098I love Dic
New RE made me forgot about it
>>734136339It can't be THAT bad
Chiyonobros... She's nothing more than a dork.
Please don't joke, should I be at 22 rainbow shards?
>>734136449No
>>734136449Right now at this very moment you should have 22 rainbow shards and 26 golden shards if you didn't miss anything
>>734136406wanna guess how many mlb'd wit SR cards I have
>>734124098>>734136376I do kinda want her but the last time I was desperate enough for an uma to spark them they wound up being a bit of a letdown so I'll just let things come as they may. I don't think she's even coming to global for like a year anyway.
>>7341365033!
>>734136510She's a 2 star character
>>734136510She is a 2* uma, anon
>>734124098Did one of the /v/ Clubs die?Or did I just get randomly kicked out, with no warning or explanation? I was logging in every day, doing 600-800k fans
I was 1.2k points away from the 500 carats at the end of the event's point ladder.
>>734136510She's 2* anon
>>734136639Which club
Smart Falcon is a third rate umadol with a fourth rate umanko
>>734136537_0_
>>734136639Did you let danchou rate your dick this month?
>>734136085the prospect of pulling/sparking for an uma just to hear her sing Miss Victoriahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqx1rPO-rI
>>734136639You failed to post an adequate amount of wuv yous in chat.
>>734134172Not a lot of people know, but that artist made an additional panel. She really is a beauty!
>>734136594>>734136623for some reason I thought the only 2* in the future was mambo
>>734136735>you get to make the losers dance for your CM championWhat the hell, I want platinum all of a sudden
>>734136639what the fuck that sounds super unfair, sounds like you got caught up in one of yesterday's sperg purges the bottom clubs didyou're welcome to post ID and be taken under the wing of another club
>>734136783
>>734136776She's perfect.
C-can I advertise my reddit club here?Pleaseee
They really should make more 1* and 2* umas instead of us just getting the same garbage over and over for years
>>734136870/uma/club...
>reddit shower
>>734136639This must be /v/ma doing
>>734136870Sweepy...
>>734136639Why is /v/mapyoi like this?
>>734136639At least you're not on cooldown, since you got kicked. Take a look at the other clubs and see if you'd like to return to your club or join a new one>>734125792
>>734136842My ID is 538773824626Happy for any club that trades shoes regularly and can maintain a B+ rating. >>734136742>>734136730Maybe that's the problem
Rice would do that
>>734136639Which club kicked you?
>>734136639Return all of the dirt shoes you stole and we'll THINK about taking you back.
/v/mabros our general just got hijacked by trolls. I hope you wouldn't mind if I seek refuge here a while
>>734137065What trolls neigha? it looks like an average /uma/ thread to me
>>734137065Third one? What the fuck is going on there?I say fine but behave, aight? No image spamming
>>734137065dude that's just how bad your own posters are. go back
>>734137065That's just what your general is like.
>>734137065Only if you respect Teio hours, which happens right on bump limit
We will only accept ref/vg/ees into our clubs if you're willing to swap /uma/ for /v/, it is a sacrifice you must make
>>734137026Invitation sent!
What’s a Teio?
This is my favorite honsHer name is Gurren Lagann
>>734137065Man it’s just March and this is already the 3rd time
>>734137065Go ahead, just don't post AI sloppa when you are bored or horny, and don't promote botting. Follow these steps and you too can be an upstanding /v/itizen
>>734137135It was an early bake accompanied by a bait OP while with image slots left. We usually don't have a bake until image limit or page 8~9 whichever comes first.>>734137142Our thread's getting worse by each passing day. I'll be on my best behavior.>>734137186It used to be better but this time is clearly not natural >>734137193I don't know that is but I will.>>734137316Thanks bros
>>734137065What trolls?
I’m a full time dual citizen of /v/ and /vg/
>>734137243All right that's it, you need to go.
>watch that ping pong anime anon recommended>now i want to get into table tennis
>Teio Sho>Teio can't run it???
All this /v/ vs /vg/ but nobody knows I am a dacchi
>>734137205I'm actually a /vg/ anon but I prefer dropping my drawings here since you guys like drawfags more
>>734137410you forgot your pic
>>734137065Found you. You're not allowed to leave, faggot. I'm dragging you back to /uma/ with me and you're going to give those cosplayer posters a (you) and engage in club drama like everyone else.
>>734137483You can stay but only if you draw tokai teio
>>734137065>ref/vg/ees start appearing on /v/ma>MANT soonis this the end?
>>734137547>t.
>>734137454glad you liked it anon, I seriously hope other anons give it a shot since it's so related to the kind of stories we've had with rivalries and CMs hereyou should check out sensei Yuasa's other works like Tatami Galaxy and Kaiba, all short but excellent
>>734136172Just post your id for an invite. Our club (currently A rank /herse/) won't kick you unless you flatline all month. I assume most clubs here are relaxed too. Just don't be a total flatliner. We need new blood
Where are the IDs? I've only seen one
>>734137454>talentfagsBIllions must learn to put in the effort
>>734137640>t. dragonbut where is the FUN?
Constantly win my team trials. Still always in demotion range. God, I fucking hate this. Will this be better after MANT
>>734137607Noted!
>>734137703I will, in fact, get worse
>>734137362don't worry byo, most of the hate for /vg/ is the ritualposters and schizos since people don't want them ruining the place, you're welcome here if your cool and join rooms and whatnot
>>734137496>mindbroken by melons
And down we go.
>>734137719
You'd think people would be stepping over each other trying to get a spot in oy neigh
Oh boy, look at the time!
>>734137756whomst
Wuv You
>>734137703You can make a TT uma in MANT blindfolded with your arms tied behind your back
>>734137454>>734137607>>734137640>>734137686Ping Pong is good, but it was a blast to watch it with others.
>>734137454>>734137607Haven't watched that, but I did watch Marty Supreme and it was such kino that it also made me want to get into table tennis, why does this sport have such kinography?
>>734137772Nah, we're civilized people in here. We do tennis table tournament instead for the entry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTpRRqPyRcUUMA version when?
>>734137806So does everyone else
>>734137772I'd join but I'd be a dead weight, their anons look so strong that it would be a bit awkward to be with them. I'll just join a more casual club once my cooldown is over
Perhaps letting students publish papers was a mistake after all...
>>734137772you need to beat the danchou in a 1v1 to get in
Succubus Laurel O
>>734137772I'm not gay
>>734137772I can imagine it being viewed as a tryhard club by those who aren't familiar with all the clubs
So once we get MANT what's going to happen to Unity? I get that we still use URA for fan runs and parents but will just straight up nobody use Unity?
>>734137482I gotta ask, is creek mandatory going forward with MANT or is it only used for long CMs?
>>734137225Thank you very much! Happy to be back in a club lol
I start missing Seiunlets /v/ma...
