What kind of games do succubus play?
Cultural phenomena belong on /v/
>>734177754SEEEEEEEEX
He do it for free btw
Have you considered Mejiro Palmer yet?
Just woke up, another purge?
>>734177923Yeah, just got a thread pruned at 340 posts.
>finally a good thread with gameplay discussion and rooms >deleted 300 posts inYou're doing the lord's work janny, your Hot Pocket coupons are in the mail.
>>734177960>nyooo i want to be special and have my special needs exclusive general on a board not meant for generals
Uh oh pagpag melty!
>>734177001>they didn't even tryBut the most frequent and decent parents have dogshit stats because there's little benefit to rankpadding by capping multiple stats
>>734177869That's a skip from me, pal
Not video games.>>>/trash/
>nyokys
mostly PS2 platformers from my experience
>>734178021Wrong thread bro, the Mewgenics thread is is over.
>>734178081It means they weren't made in MANT so they probably don't have good whites and affinity.
>>734177754that's our mejiro HERO akshually
>>734177754Oy Neigh has two open slots.>A+ for five months and counting>No fan/wuv you quotas, just don’t go inactive for more than 7 days without prior noticePost your ID, or put “/v/” somewhere in your profile description and send us a join request.
I can't see both the February stakes missions and the anni missions, only the one I most recently completed a mission for...
>>734177754horse sex?
>>734178119>from my experienceuh
SURELY we're getting more QOL changes after the maint ends right???
>>734177754Neat idea for a manga.*>succubus wants to drain vidya-obsessed incel>never has the opportunity because he stays up all night playing games and shitposting about them instead of sleeping>succubus is gradually dragged deeper into his world, whether it's cute co-op fun or increasingly nihilistic fixation on the death of culture*It's probably already been done. Several times.
>>734178142You have to be locked in a room with one Mejiro for 24 hours. Which do you chose?
jungle hot pocket
>Not video games.
>>734177754WEEEEIIIIIIII
>>734178187whoreber
BLUE BALLS KEEP GIVING ME SHIT SKILLS GIVE ME GREENS YOU USELESS PIECES OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
>>734178257
>>734178187There's only 1 correct choice.Choose wisely.
>>>/mlp/>>>/trash/
What's their endgame?
>>734178295Your semen
>>734178295>the mares are the worst choicescurious!
>>734178295Ardan has THAT much booba? Maybe I need to throw a ticket her way
>>734178295Acquiring prime Trainers as husbands to ensure the future of the Mejiro bloodline.
>>734178295>bloodline weakening in real time
>>734178187Despite being the workout uma, Ryan is actually the weakest rapist of the group so it makes most sense to pick her
>>734178331Homosexual moment
>>734178295>le strongest stayer>the smallest
>>734178295I didn't know Ryan was the father of Dober and Bright until 2 weeks ago!
>>734178385Sensible post
Even though it's not required, consider sending frequent wuv you's to help boost club morale.
what is the over/under for sweepy and every other bot getting banned by tomorrows reset?
>>734178543Dont do this it creates umasterd gas
>>7341785730%
>>734178573Nothing ever happens/0
How do sweepy abusers sleep at night?
>>734178021>a board not meant for generalsThis is just cope, considering Master Duel and AI threads existed for a long time before Uma Global./vg/ mostly exists purely to (badly) quarantine schizophrenia and autism, and it fails at that just like the Pokemon board.
>>734178660With a painful erection
Nakayama Festa should delete her beanie permanently
>>734178660With their Sweep body pillows I assume
>>734178660One nakadashi before bed keeps bad dreams away
You know what I meant you fan STEALERS!
>July 2025Why is everyone freaking out about this horse game? Guess I'll check it ou->*blink*>March 2026
>>734178768Falco...
>>734178660
>>734178295God I love Mcqueen
>>734178789i used to be hesitant about spending on gachashit but now i don't even bat an eye when it comes to uma
>>734178675/vg/ as a concept is retarded and your assessment of it being essentially a nursing home is correct. What is considered a "long term recurring thread?" KOTOR 2 has been out a while and we talk about it pretty often, should we start having a mod move KOTOR threads to /vg/?
>>734178768Those weren't your fans, Oguri. You didn't earn them.
>>734178850good goy
>>734178675Not to detract from the point (there's no good reason that honse racing should be a higher priority than any of the myriad off-topic shit that routinely floods the catalog), but the MD threads sadly also suffer from janny persecution.
>>734178853it was originally created as a containment board for league and starcraft faggotry and has long outlived its purpose.
oguri ate my fansi tried to recover but rice VILLAIN mugged me and stole them
>>734178789>Its almost been a whole yearits only felt like a few months...
>>734178924>>734178789I'm still jobless...
>>734178949It's rough out there.
>>734178878They used to be hunted but not any more, those threads stay up for like a day and a half and half of the posts in them are anons being horny as shit.
>>734178949It’s not only too early to teiopost but its way too early to doompost. Youve got your whole life ahead of you
my horsedaughterwife is extremely adorablebetter late than never I suppose
>>734178949Same. I'm not even trying to get a career, just like a grocery store job that I can slip in, save up a few grand for a couple months and slip out but even those jobs are being gatekept.
Do your legend races.
>>734178853>meant for long term discussion of games>no "cutoff" of what long term means, does it mean old games? what about games that constantly get updates?>the impermanent and limited nature of 4chan make all of the less popular threads get constantly necrobumpedin theory it's a good idea but no one ever bothered to make it work
Is it just me, or are the Feb Stakes special missions not showing up on PC? I can see them doing a run marking the races I need to win, and I can also collect the rewards from completed ones by hitting the collect all, but the tab is missing under special missions. I only see the anniversary tab.
>>734178878Yeah they did start getting hunted some time ago, i just used them as an example since i remember a time where the yugioh thread was always on the catalog and nobody complained.
>>734179080happens on mobile too
>>734179080you’re being gaslit, there is no bug
>>734179080Same. fix it cyjews!
>>734179017It's always a good time to Teiopost
>>734179192Cute Teio
>>734179192Go back to your hole, Teio
My little sister has gotten too close to me over this game. I introduced her to it because I thought it would be a fun way to reconnect (we used to play old shitty horse games on the ps2 together) after I moved back from school. At first it was just comparing umas, then we got competitive preparing for CMs, but the latest development has been parent farming. She insists on coming over every time she does a parent run so I can 'coach' her. She knows what shes doing she doesn't need my help. Last night it got really fucking weird. She asked me to come over instead and she was wearing just a flimsy top and way too short shorts. We're siblings so yeah it shouldn't matter but it was out of character for you. She also kept getting really close, and making weird comments about inheritance and traits umas pass to each other. At one point she was talking about how it was funny you could breed related umas together, and then asked me what traits we would pass on if we had an uma.
>>734179307Tachyon posters are truly gods chosen people, as if there was any doubt.
>>734179307Damn bro that's a lot of text I'm not reading.
>>734179307Then you woke up and realized you have no little sister.
yeah I think that's enough internet for the day
>>734179307Not reading that>>>/vg/
>>734179307(Me)Teiobro btw
>>734179307>Tachyon>post starts talking about a sisterImmediately you can tell this wont end well
>>734179307what
>>734179307Astoundingly high quality post from Tachyon as expected
>>734179307You tell 'em BWO, absolutely peak post BUHI, it made me go NYO...
>>734179307That sister's name? Mayano Top Gun.
>>734178853All the /v/ splits are fucking dumb desu>/v/ gets flooded by Pokemon whenever something new gets announced/comes out, despite the fact they have a whole board for themselves>NOBODY uses /vmg/ 99% of all mobile game threads happen in /v/>/vrpg/ is full of retards that are too autistic for reddit and not autistic enough for RPGCodex, why aren't they here?I could go on, but you get my point.
>>734179307big if true
/vg/niggers go back to /uma/ >>>/vg/
>/vg/nigger schizo babble
>>734179442You know what’s the worst part about this whole thing?The hypocrisy.
>>734179527I thought it was the raping
>>734177754Rimworld.
>>734179527>>734179543This Norm joke will never stop making me laugh.
Awful idea to wait this late to make dirtslop aces>>734178853spirit vs letter of "the law"Nowadays, it's basically up to what the J-men like, if you mention one of their pet games they'll spring into action and nuke us as a reprisal.Some video game threads are meant for the nursing home because otherwise a board will have 30 threads for -I don't know-ASSFAGGOTS or some other asylum.If you look at this board it's essentially jeets farming screencaps for twitter and chink gacha coomerslop which apparently is fine unless you start talking about the game, not that you would see game discussion since I virtually haven't seen brown d*st or GFL2's actual gameplay, just videos that go hard if you're an indonesian teenager.
>>734178768>>734178660h8 b*tters (not racis, just don't like 'em)rly tho, hate that us honest heroes have to grind more to reach rank thresholds because of themdeath to them all
>>734179703I couldn't play at all yesterday, I just accepted that I will not participate in this CM at all
>Pretty Derby>Ryan and Biko are in the game?????
>>734179767you got a couple of days and tons of borrows, pace oguri, condor and taiki are really easy to build
>>734178789>Game looks ok, but I don't want to play a gacha. I'll just play it for tonight to see how it is, then move on>2000+ careers, 1300+ hours, zero dollars later...>I'm not interested in clubs or anything, I'll just join a random open one to get the free carats from the main mission reward>Nobody is trading shoes, I guess I'll join a /v/ one>I'm not interested in the chat or using the stickers>Wuv you, Wuv you, Wuv you, Wuv you
>>734179871Every story has a happy ending
>>734179871Wuv you too bwo
>>734179979BABABABABABAA BWOOOOOONAANANANANANA NYOOOOBABABABA BWO BWO! NYO NYO!
>>734177754If H games are anything to go by?Utter shit occasionally marked by turn based strategy (Monster Girl Quest/MGQParadox)
>>734180152I liked Succubus Academia
>>734180106I like your funny words magic man
>>734180204Kino game desu
>>734177754Back to /vg/ horse fuckers
>>734180290How many times are you gonna samefag each thread before it kicks in that you lost?
Making a big ol bowl of pasta and gonna watch Road to the TopThen tomorrow Im gonna get a BIG ol bowl popcorn and watch Beginning of a New Era on the big screen
Murimurisaurus.
>>734179849I shouldn't double positions right? Who should I run as Late/End then? Oguri? NYurara?
>>734180346Why does the WEI zuma have her own tyrannosaur?
EOS in 5 mins, bwos
>>734180490what happens in five minutes bwocephalus?
>>734180516Wuv you sticker is patched out due to abuse
>/uma/niggers are still here
>>734180547Danchous gonna FREAK
>>734180592“Those who get their kicks out of Nyoposting will soon find themselves surrounded by bwoposters who think they’re in good company”We would be wise to heed this warning
>>734180516it's teiover
>>734180646nyoooo....
>>734180654>MAINT a new nence
Big xoguri spotted!
Anons should take a break when there's no discussion going on. Thread quality always declines when there's nothing to talk about.
>>734180757How did it get so many skills what da H
>>734180809the right side looks more fun honestly
>>734180819It's a whale so they can get those stats way more easily while doing more optional races than normal, and might've been fast learner on top of that.
>>734180809You ask men to be decent in indecent times. The times shape men and the time calls for Teio
>/uma/ becomes a shitshow, literal garbage general>People flee to /v/ because threads are better>Change none of your behavior>/v/ threads become shit tooLiteral subhuman apes, uncivilised immigrants, fuck off
who are you talking to
scatjeet ramblings, ignore and move on
Come on guys it’s not that serious, lighten up
>>734181160Act like retards and you'll attract retards who think they are in good company
Do you guys think Jesus was an uma in their world?
>15 more runs
>>734181232Act like a bitch and you derail the thread furtherTalk about the game or dont, but stop whining
>>734181238No, but he was definitely their brother.
About time for a break it seems
>>734180757>witmaxxing>unity>clearly inherited ignitesMy guess they're using Fuku, Yaeno, Marvelous, Fine, Maya and Kita. Maya pretty much gets you cheaper Curvature and NSM. Yaeno and Marvelous get you cheap it's on and THH. Inheriting an ignite usually brings it down to 130~140. Lucky Seven is cheap too. The crux here would be 3LB Fine and Maya but skill-wise not too demanding in a unity run. Don't need to be a whale, could be a high roll.
So, now that we are in maintenance, does anyone wanna draw your favorite uma in mspaint like last time?
>>734177754
Any JPbros here? Got myself MLB Ebayan so now I'm waiting on new cards. Is Stay Gold the safest pick for my next card? I'm pretty hesitant on Ai and Tamamo
>>734181319It would have been time for a break if the previous thread was allowed to archive >maintenancehonestly yeah Im only posting because im waiting for my food to finish cooking. Imma fuck off in a minute
>>734181238>create a superior race of horse girls who only allow inferior human species to live because they can't reproduce without them>incarnate as one of the inferior species to lead the way salvationDoesn't quite add up.
>>734181238>About the early days of Christianity.>After the "Savior" was executed, it is well known that Umamusume engaged in missionary activities throughout the Roman Empire.>For about 300 years, until Christianity became the state religion, they traveled throughout the Mediterranean coast.>They spoke earnestly about how kind the "Savior" was.>"The Lord said, 'Humans and Umamusume are actually siblings.'">The Gospel of Mary, which serves as the basis for this missionary work, records the following:>"As the Lord and his apostles were walking through the town, a certain Umamusume was being severely reprimanded for stealing food.>The Lord intervened, calming the angry crowd with kindness and bringing peace to the situation.>The apostles were puzzled by His kindness and asked Him why. The Lord replied without hesitation:>'I was born in a horse stable. Why do you ask about my siblings?'>The horse girl, moved by His words, repented of her sins and followed the group."
>>734178180hopeful till MANT drops
>MaintenenceLooks like it's time for a little Jiggie.https://jiggie.fun/C73vaL
>>734178180Last time that happened, a danchou was killed. Is /herse/ still attached to their current one?
>>734181238unfortunately he got nailed by Tamamo Cross
>>734181579
what the HECK WHY CAN'T I LOGIN
Umas were persecuted for worshiping the 3 goddesses instead of Jesus.
>>734181574>Another danchou mysteriously disappears as the next wave of Epsatano files releaseIm nooticing.
>>734181579Ba Dum Tss!
>>734181638You thought people were just shitposting about EOS? Why else would a thread hit 980 posts baka
>>734181462Incredible
Why did janjan delete the last thread in the middle of the night and then just fucked off?
You know this would have never happened under Falco’s administration..,
>>734181579hhhehehe
>>734181579Get the fuck off 4chan, Rudolf
I don't think the clubs are going to fill up lads, especially not HotUmaGlue
Do you get a little story skit when you use a Valentine chocolate? Or is it just something to refill a bar? If it's the later I would rather keep it.
>>734182003the unique cutscenes only happen next year
>>734181976The great UMAigration is neigh, Torenas MUST stand strong together in the dark days ahead
>>734177784Incidentally, smashfags were as obnoxious as currently gachafags are- both have a general (generals for gachas) but can't help but shit up /v/ with threads for it 24/7You will bever be Abib btw, but chances are that you're wearing one rn
Shut up faggot
>>734182046Cutscene is for receiving, not using, isn't it? You just let the chocolates sit in your inventory
>>734181761https://syosetu.org/novel/276770/6.htmlthis shit is incredibly ridiculous but also incredibly kino
>>734182232i already ated them, did i wrong?
>MaintenanceNow what?
>>734182280>>734181565
>>734182280Play Sega games
>Eyes are in the same color as the logo>Her choker is literally the logo.
>>734177754The fuck?
>>734182373Check your notifications sometime dog.
>>734182310Satono thighmond...
How much longer until maintenance ends?
>>734182310Speaking of that... You guys were right, she is so fucking shit, it breaks my heart just how bad her kit is, I don't know what to do now ;__;https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106701-satono-diamond
>>734181361I used krita but here ya go.
>>734182373it's over........
>>734181814The stronger a light shines...the darker the nearby shadows grow
>>734182458wait for the frog alt
>>734182458Its not THAT bad its usable.
What's the next uma media project beyond the obvious cingray S3? Does cygames have the manpower to make another manga or OVA concurrently? I'd love to see something about the even older umas like CB or Rudolf.
>>734182254Woah...kino
>>734182458Wait for her new year alt. The Kita/Dia new year banner are very good for mid/long.
>>734177754Succs play Cardfight Vanguard
>>734182514Star blossom
>>734177754Unc core retro jrpgs. Their creators play uma though.
>>734182630That's gonna take so fucking long to finish though.
>Wake up>Miss recruiting because the game is deadDarn
>>734182508>>734182558I skipped VBourbon for a waifu pull, I'm so fucking retarded, the alt doesn't come out until a year later. I'm bricked, I want to die
>>734182723VB isn't required you're good
>>734182723To be fair new year Kita powercreep V.Bourbon so this is the right move.
>>734182570This game sucks. I've been following it since the beginning and bushiroad is legitimately awful at balancing and really every single aspect of making a game from support to actually growing a playerbase. Yes I'm holding a bag of like $400 unplayed cards because they rebooted the during covid, again, and yes I am still mad about it.
>>734182458Pull for Nishino if you are a pace/late enjoyer
>>734182776Only in mediums.
>>734177754Second lifeRobloxFf14Bejeweled
>>734182272They're just a career energy refill, you're supposed to let them sit in your inventory so you can show your devotion to your waifu or something. They're not useful for anything.
>>734182704>miss recruitingIt's still going on lil bro just wait for after maintenance. You can get into whatever club you want, most of em got spots
>>734182794But I don't like her... My tastes are bricking my account, why did thet make Kita so good and Dia so bad?
>>734181565New Jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/a3CYFg
no more jiggie?
>>734182514the the dirt KINO anime to prep for ebayan shilling
>>734182514Speaking of, which, if any, of the manga are good if I liked CinGray and the more high stakes/octane stuff like the movies more then the other anime?
>>734182925Kita was a fucking monster that got retired early after 7 G1 wins to go breed as much as possible to pass on those god tier genesDia... did his best!
>>734182704You would be wise to join my gang. /v/mers has 3 spots to fill.
>>734182987Rice budding cakes!
>>734182280vocaroo the loudest, most first rate ojousama laugh you can muster
>>734182987I second this, A Rank, chill and full of strong players! I recommend it.
>>734183047>5am>No one else awake at home>Suddenly>OHOHOHOHOHO loud as fuck from the autist's roomNot gonna do it but the mental image was funny
Don't join /v/mers. they'll sexually assault you
>>734182979:(
Am I being too dramatic with the Dia thing? I just really like her and I thought she was going to be better
>>734183026sexxo
>>734183047You just know Urara's got an OHOHO of her own since she had to have walked on one of King's practice sessions. Animation rigger neigha! You know what to do! Use the NY model s'il vous plaît.
>>734183047
>>734183162yeah you arechill lil bro you can make her work
>>734183208Ok, I apologize
>>734183162Just pull for her if you really like her bro, you see people running Hishiama, Rice, Gold City and even Urara all the time. Do you wanna metafag or do you wanna waifupull?>But I want her to be good tooThen wait for Dia BlancoAt least she has good alts... unlike Flash...haha
>>734183197She also was hanging around Opera who is the #2 Ohohoho'er
>>734183128>Don't join /v/mers. they'll sexually assault youYou say that like the other clubs don't do the same thing. ALL the Danchous are in the files.
>>734183231no apologies necessary. dont worry about it and have fun, you will enjoy dia if you like her
>>734183112weak ass nigga, I bet even the janny would do it. He does things for free all the time
>>734183252Biwa made me eat all the bananas while she observed and ranked my performance... why did she do it lads...
>>734183128Getting assaulted by Rice feels like a dream come true though
How long does maintenance last?
>>734183307>that one rice post where her bare bottom was exposed
>>734183357Link?
>>7341833085 more hours
PLEASE give us the QOL cyGAYS
>>734183308another hour and a half, estimated
is Ardan even a good honse to run?I hear she has a debilitating debuff that fucks her over completely in MANT
>>734183308
>>734183270Thank you, I think I will love her story, I just wanted to make her win as well>>734183237Is Dia blanco better than the french one? I don't think I can wait that long for her... But at least I'll be able to switch the outfits, that has to be worth something
>>734177754WEI!
Will dataminers be able to find the hidden QOL features and evolved skill icons after maint?
>>734183468Dia blanco is great but only for long and L'arc is good but only for medium
>>734183128>Rice rapeI will now join your club
>>734183524Maybe
>>734183524The game's not been datamined even in Japan as far as I know. Everything we know about the games mechanics were derived from a bunch of austistic tests
>>734183434Ardan herself is good in mediums. Im unsure if ardan will get the debuff in MANT since story events are disabled.
>>734183651well if I get lucky with Fine card then ill spend the rest on her then
>>734183383I would post it but it's kinda nsfw and we still got 200+ posts left to go...
>>734177754*succubi
>>734183630Dacchis posted new uma's casual all the time minutes before banner change.
>>734177754A reliable source tells me they enjoy cardge.
Hurry up cygays I havent done my fucking daillies....
>>734177754Aren't Laurel and Dia the actual succubi?
>>734177754Get out of the way Palmer I'm trying to ogle Helios
>>734183434Now that I think about it she's probably a great parent for next capricorn cup since she gives a last straight 0.25 target speed boost which means there's a very high chance of speed carryover
>>734183743All right fine, but I expect to see a link at bump limit..
>>734178675pay him no mind, likely a tendie or softcore porn gooner upset his threat got knocked off the catalog. on the note of mods deleting threads, they did the same with BA when it came out and had lots of posters, but they eventually gave up. The spineless troons will give up with uma as well.
>>734183237Can Diamond work with people who don't have Wit Nature?
>>734183909You really want another stam drain on the longest of longslops in the rain?
>>734183985No I mean Takamatsunomiya kinen CM in 8 months
autocareer when...
>>734184247 We need to sacrifice two more danchous on the island for that.
>>734184247after maintebaya told me so
>AO3 down>Uma downI'm having severe /u/ withdrawal
>>734181565https://jiggie.fun/YvWRxhNext Jiggie
>>734184247when the janny gets his next paycheck
>>734184495Digitan... easy on the fanfics...
Too many people excited about Dia, if the corrupt Taiki presidency hadn't covered up the Epsatono files less torenas would want to be rolling for her
>>734184247With this maintenance T. John Cygames.
>didn't get to say one last wuv you before I never see my bros again
Wait is it back up? it's letting me do a career
>didn't fix the special mission tab display issue
We are so back
HOLY SHIT FREE 10 CLOCKS!!! THANKS CYGAYMES!
POST DA LEAK
Wait, it's up already?
>>734184870
>>734184870You lied to me....
>free scouts to begin in 12 hoursCYGENEROUS!
>>734185007why is her chibi like this
>>734185007FASTER
Will we luckshit Kitasan Tits?
>>734182785The original format was a shitstorm of abuse but D format is unironically better. Go try Dear Days its only 5 bucks on steam. Bushiroad knows they cant pull reboot shit again anyway now without flopping the IP.
>>734185132I blew all my luck on the V. Bourbon banner, so unlikely
>>734185132I will, I can manipulate my own RNG.
The gaslighting by the Tracen staff will continue until morale improves.
>check notices>maintenance is 2 hours longAll this hubbub over such a nothingburger?
>>734185548False alarm but we were without a doubt dangerously close to EoS
>>734185364>literal mystery events
>>734185548IT BEEN 4 FUCKING HOUR LONG WHAT THE FUCK ???? IT FUCKING OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
How do I finish a career for my dailies while at work with no privacy?
>>734178167788132787293, might still be on cooldown
>>734185828Turn sound off and go to the bathroom
>>734185828Smoke break.
>>734177869I'm saving for her.
>>734179041>>734178949you guys too? job market is a nightmare right now
>>734185856Yeah, ya still on cooldown, but invitation sent regardless
>>734177869Came gallons to this set on sadpanda yesterday
>>734186023Bad enough that I'm seeking part time employments now
Halved TP strains my autism. I can't get my bar down man..
>>734186023It's time to get swole, nerd
>>734186023Yeah shit is fucking grim, im back to serving tables and I have a masters.
The notification won't go away even after checking. Anyone else have this bug?
>>734185828Crash an Oguri run if that's all you care about
