why are they giving hormonal kids and teenagers these things completely unsupervised
>>>/vp/
>>734922870There's way more than those 3.
>>734922870I need to see those pokemon take a huge shit
>yet another furshit porn dump threadclean this disgusting shit up janny
>>734922870Gardevoir is normal, the fans are who tried to ruin it. Sadly, Lopunny is that bad, the fans only noticed that. Meowscarada is just an animal person design that has strayed from Pokemon's roots, but the weird stuff has to be projected by the fans, albeit without as much effort as it took to project that stuff onto Gardevoir.
>>734922870Here's my ranking of all pokemon by sex appeal. https://rentry.co/86zzg2htShould I make another one? I feel like this might be inaccurate due to how the site works
>>734922870They're giving them the pre-evolved forms, and very few kids manage to evolve these Pokemon before they themselves are adults.
>>>/vp/>>>/trash/
>>734922870>normalshitter picksLOL
>>734922870Vaporeon is way more dangerous than Meowscarada
>>734922870i fucking hate esl seasians trying to cash in on porn memes years too late>>734922945>>734923337and retards who think /vp/ is a containment board
>>734922870>no Cinderacei won.
>>734922870>picbut my favorite mon isn't any of thoseit's starmie
>>734925029Degenerate
>>734924741sex
You left out Lucario.
>>734922870You forgot Sylveon since the mentally ill will say they "Claim" her and will call you tons of isms or phobic if it goes against those retards.
>>734922870I can't believe you forgot about Vaporeon and Typhlosion.
>>734926523Normal people don't care what trannies think, because normal people don't spend every waking moment obsessing over them.
Kill all furries
>>734922870I really like Glaceon, what does that say about me?
>>734926851That you like Eevee's ice type evolution. I don't know what you were expecting.
>>734926851You either crave the cookie or will crave it at some point in the future
>>734926851You like hime-cuts.
She's cute though.
>>734927185That Gardevoir is male
>>734927217Gard males make the best wives.
much better
>>734922870uhhh, are parents or some kind of third-party care supposed to "supervise" an adolescent's sexual awakening?you wouldn't happen to be from the catholic church would you?
>>734922870Capitalism!
>>734922870growlithe is my favourite :)
>>734927370>caring for what stimuli enters your child's developing brain makes you a predatordemoralization
>>>/vp/>>>/vp/>>>/vp/>>>/vp/>>>/vp/
>>734928456oh sorry, you are actually one of those american Christian panic types that will suddenly moral grandstand very weird specific things, applying absolutely no logical consistency to the rest of your world is pokemon the current thing distracting facebook moms from the reality of sending their kids to die for israel?
>>734928504not a containment board
I love the bunny one
>>734922870Remove Meowscarada and put in Vaporeon
>think final fantasy blue mages are cool>hear the gen 9 grass starter will be a street magician>praying it has blue mage energy>it does>enjoy cool things without letting people ruin it for megrow up if you give that much a fucki woulda given him some pointy shoes though
>>734922870Lopunny > Gardevoir > Weed cat lady I forgot the name of
>I can't mention ugly dyke shitmons are my favorites>I can still mention real waifumons like pic related are my favoritesBased.
>>734929435you did switch her ability to Protean, right?
>>734929941of course but i dont play the shithole official games i just wait for the things i like to spread into fangames
>>734927754I wonder when the change happened that the merchandise surrounding the games made more money than the games.
>>734930068Let me guess, you want a certain dev to add her into this game?
>>734924741Cinderace is a dude
>>734930169I have no clue what that game is i mostly play showdown, cobblemon and pokerogue nowadays
>>734930260pocket campfire, but yeah I can see the appeal those as well.
>>734924741>>734926156Male btw
>>734922870>she flew under the radarI won
I like cinderace
>>734922870Cool, Zoroark is safe.
>>734930342looked cute before i noticed it was porngive me something like this but instead it's pokemon amie and i just feed them until they're fat as fuck
Fixed it for you
Meowscarada is the one that always gets me because I legit never even viewed it as female until I saw others doing so. I always just saw it as a magician dude
>>734930107Soon after the anime came out at the latest I imagine
>>734930497This is how it feels these days, except replace Mienshao with something like Goodra
>>734930502>not stage 2 tomboy phase
>>734930227>>734930347>im not obsessed btwkek
>>734929252Imagine taking her home and feeing her goyslop until she's a dumb domestic pet bunny for me to cuddle
>>734930426Yjk
>>734922870as per tradition
>>734922870To be fair they were made by and for grown men. Do you know what human women are like?
>>734922870To get the birthrates up, duh.
>>734922870>be on your pokemon adventure>catch one of the many suspiciously onahole-shaped pokemon>sexuality ruined forevermany such cases
>>734922870The nature and water starter pets in Scarlet and Violet had the best base designs but the worst final evolutions. In the end I chose the fire starter when I emulated the game for free.
>>734933125>quadfag
>>734922870those aren't dragonite charizard and typhlosion
>>734933076happens to the best of us
>>734933168>quadfag?? Sorry no clue what you're meaning. Either way the final evolutions of Sprigatito looks like a gay furry dream and for Quaxly it's even worse it's actually disgusting me. Fuecoco isn't particularly cute compared to the others 2 but its final form looks like a cool pokemon and not a furry OC to masturbate to.
>>734922870i remember people making edgy jokes about raping jigglypuff as a kid.It was funny when the designs weren't inherently sexual. Nowadays you just know everyones favorite is some variation of a fetish, and no one is joking.
>>734933345>and no one is joking.
>>734933076Cloister just has too many handles...
>>734933345I remember my younger self wanting to fuck vulpix. We are not the same.
>>734933512Having a female Vulpix as my partner/best friend in Explorers of Time ruined me
>>734933512Well I mean it has those six gorgeous tails.
Stop sexualizing Pokemon
Well to be fair Meowscarada is the best starter of SV, Skeledirge is cool but I cannot stand his previous forms. And well, Quaxly is a joke.
My favorite was Ampharos, like one of my main 3 pokemon when I played silver as a kid. Then they gave it a mega evo so now I feel like a trend chaser.
>>734922870My wife mogs all three
>>734922945https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
>>734933512It's funny how the literal furfag designs don't appeal to furfags as they rather fuck actual animals.>We are not the same.thank fucking god
>>734933829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX1uvd1pOZAThe evolve is night and day. At least croc/gaterfag and quadfag got something decant for their roster.
>>734922870There's absolutely nothing wrong with Gardevoir though.
