Lucario (female)
>>734967536This is how I imagine people into Pokémon
>AI Slopping porn of Pokemons>Snorlax gives surprisingly good result
>sweating through fur
>>>/vp/>>>/g/>>>/trash/
>>734967536my lucario headcanon is that their spikes can be turned soft, so if you try to cuddle one, you won’t get stabbedalso you should probably have posted this thread on /vp/ since it’s not about the games themselves
I like these threads because they piss off wannabe jannies despite not even being 1/10th of the off-topic shit constantly posted to /v/ (most of which never gets complaint replies from wannabe jannies)
>>>/vp/
>>734967775The original image this is based on was so hot
>>734967903I don't think AI would use a boob window in a top to account for the chest spike
>>734968148>>734968754>janny-sama pls notice me!!Pathetic.
>>734969249Seethe
>>734967536Lucario (wife)
This shit is why you can't say Lucario is one of your favorites.
>>734967536>can't take a punchWhy bother?
>>734969275Don’t need to, whoever cries vp every time we have a Pokemon thread does it for us
Eevee (female)
how come nintendo makes more sexo creatures than any other company on earth? not even sega can compete..........
>>734969578That's a MALE
>>734969164I wasn't accusing OP pic of being AI, just telling my experience of gooning to pokemon Salazzle was another one that gave good results
>>734968148I think it's weird how people actually think memes come out of new ler pokemon. Like the last gen only got memes because how fucking broken it was an the Internet collectively laughing. Other than that I don't see memes
>>734969578From the thumbnail I thought someone had kicked mewtwo in the balls.
>>734969578Mewtwo's best feature is his tailbutt
>>734969650I always headcanon with him being a genetically engineered super powerful psychic, he has full mental control over his body morphology and only expresses male because he's prideful and wants to show genetic dominance. Then when he gets fucked into oblivion, that shatters when he subconsciously morphs himself female without realizing it. Bonus points for the encounter beginning with light SPH b/c he severely underestimated human male physiology
>>734969650>>734972745There are two mewtwos, one male and one female. The male one is the original one and is basically a psychic god, the other is a girl who got wrecked by Genesect of all things until it megaevolved.
>>734973106to be fair genesect has a super effective stab advantage
>>734973106Either way I'm making that prideful bitch start begging for more of my genetic info
>>734973106>>734973182to be fair genesect is badass
>>734967536>>734969375Just a reminder that Lucario's big "thighs" are actually just really thick fur and it's actually really bone-y with not much muscle thickness.
>>734973518Erm thats not true she has very wide thick hips and thighs.
>>734973518Schrodinger's fluff. You can't prove mine isn't just a regional variant that is visibly identical but with massive thighs until you grab a handful yourself
>>734974130That's a nice cope sweetie. Your tendies are getting cold, come upstairs and eat them.
>>734967536All female Lucarios have penises.
>>734974130Not how biology works. Even then, it would look like a Lucario with abnormally small legs and an misproportionate thigh ratio, basically a reverse t-rex for comparison. It'd look like a botched bimbo.
>>734975025Nigger its pokemon there are literal trashbag and ice cream cone pokemon out there.
>>734974751…inside them that belong to human males
>>734967536>>734969375She looks like she fucks Arcanines while her trainer watches.
>>734973518Lucario is still pretty thicc even with fur pants.. The bony stick legs are explicitly not how to do it.
>>734967536I'm more of a Riolu type person.
>>734978125Based
Lopunny wife (male)
>>734978816Not a Lucario.
>>734978816Stop being gay
>>734978816This but Lucario
>>734978816Only acceptable if he isn't a femboy.
for me it's the cat
>>734981000You are gay. You are a faggot who likes cocks