Why is this shitty gacha so popular with normalfags?My sister won't shut the fuck up about it. What's going on?
>>735163972>>>/vg/
ban gachafaggots
>>735163972It's the new Pokemon.
>>735163972>sisterTeiofag...
i, too HATE this cultural phenomenon
Your sister need correction
By playing and supporting this game with its trash localization you endorse and promote the destruction of Japanese culture in Japanese games.
>>735163972>Cute/Pretty characters with cute/uplifting storylines and interactions>Lots of female Role model energyOf course your sister likes it
We had a good eurohour thread, took a long relaxing break, and now this cunt is still back causing trouble
>>735163972you could say it's a cultural phenomenon
>>735164203Why do they not want our umas to fall in love with us so badly?
the gameplay is a completely random treadmill with no skill involved and the fanbase is actively discouraged to sexualize the characters it's got the formula to reach a mass audience
>>735164240Jannies and schizos are impossible to comprehend, janny nuked a thread a few minutes ago because someone posted an uma image and the schizo had a meltdown in a fucking bikini thread
Time for a special St. Patty's Day jiggy before this thread gets nuked.https://jiggie.fun/W61sXq
>>735163972Normalfags loves moe. They just don't want to admit it.
>>735164423One one hand we did kinda take it over, on the other it was kind of a self fulfilling prophecy, was funny nothenless
FALCONATIONhow are you longbirds coming along?
>>>/trash/
I am still struggling with MANT
>>735164864>Falkek>Long
Someone with basic photoshop skills replace Il Duce with Tannhäuser and mambo instead of Si.
>>735163972Normgroid shillstreamers shilled itNormgroids slurped it up, alongside yuritroonsNow the fanbase is worse than everMany such cases
bot broke... again
People love the chao garden, right? Raising a little goober, helping it get stronger, making it race other goobers.This is the same thing except you can't also make them fight, and there's no breeding.
THIS IS MY 6TH TEIO DUPEIM TIRED OF GETTING TEIOSGIVE ME LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE, I HAVE 20+ TRAINEES THAT I STILL HAVENT UNLOCKED AND THE GAME KEEPS GIVING ME TEIOSAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can feel it.../v/ma is slowly dying...MANT's too straightforward so there's nothing to discuss about...see ya when GrandLive drops
>>735165491I literally can't make a single strong uma with it, I am playing horribly
>>735163972Women LOVE horses, this has been true for millennia
>>735165491What happens in Grand Live, anyway?
>friend who hates For (You) umas wants to roll for dia
>>735163972Your sister has a dick?
>>735164638I never opened one of these links. Is this a chatroom? Basically a way to coordinate off-site? Doesn't this make this thread a general?
592139885921398859213988F2P CM lobby
>>735165641>friend who hates For (You) umasSo all of them?
>>735165641How for (you)?
>>735163972Post sister
>>735165467>and there's no breedingit isn't a core mechanic for most players but minmaxing requires strong breeding
>>735165709Not clicking your dolphin porn link
Do a FineMo run today for Saint Patrick's Day
>>735165709
Is (this) coffee good for me?I don't really want to run Golshi.
>>735165719basically. he says there's bad "trainersexual" umas and then good ones. I don't get his logic>>735165740pretty for (you) from what i've seen. there's a reason she gets so much trainer x dia fanart (mostly her trying to trick you into signing a marriage certificate) and a lot of yandere dia stuff. I don't know the specifics myself because I'm waiting to read her story for myself since i've been saving for her, but I hear she's as dangerous as Creek.
>>735165961>no long SI'm sorry but it's glue, you'll need distance S more than ever for this longslop.
>>735165703Need 3 more neighers inna lobby
>>735165961Good stats, dont know how reliable siphon is considering how many ends there will be, needs OYL since you dont have accels, throw her in a couple of these early rooms and see how she fares
SAY SORRY
>>735166073Say it ain't so
>>735166027Wow, sounds like I'll love her. I heard that she gets called a succubus by nips, don't really get it, but I didn't get the Fuji sniffing either
>>735166092Sorry too busy in the ryan mines
>>735166139Sorry that you're the weakest trainer, Riko.
>>735166180Why would you be in the ryan mines, ryan unique sucks this cm
It's just Monster Rancher but with better gameplay and the most detailed lore I've ever seen in anything.
>>735165491Doomkeks got BTFO last thread so they're back to circlejerking about their headcanon
Oh boy another umamusume general threadWhen will the mods start dishing out range bans for you freaks?
>>735165961Good stats but lates suck cock this CM and you don't even have your main accel (OYL)
>>735166356Uma my musume
>>735166305>the most detailed lore I've ever seen in anything.Real life does have a lot of lore
>only End Closer is Tamamoi guess I can safely skip CB wit
>>735165961Relax sux. Sad but true. By the time late race starts your girl has already decided whether she wants to delay her spurt or not, and Relax procs randomly past that point. There's a reason it gets changed to mid-race in the next balance update.
>>735166205happy meek mentioned
>>735166139*spits*I don't care how much third rates whine about it, I fuckin love MANT.
Does Ryan and Dober's unique have no effect at all or is it just weaker than usual this CM?
>>735166435Your Golshi?
>>735166257I'm making a general 9*Power ryan parent for lates, I do have parents ready for this longslop but I hate training stamina so I'll just send my new TT umas and get my group B 3rd place rewards
>>735166257Real or gaslight I need to know
>>735166493Activation window is 170 meters after the point you're supposed to start to accelerate, not worth it.
>>735166356Never because we are not breaking any rules, unlike you
Is there any skill other then Spurt that's a must have for Ends? I'm in the Dober mines and borrowing Ayabe for Daring Strike/Early Start, but it's not as great for Goldshi anyway so I could swap it out.
>>735163972Numbers autism
>>735166524everyone has golshi dipshit it came free with your fucking trainer license
>>735166579>engagingJust ignore and report the retard
>>735166538Kill yourself and go back to /uma/ you fucking nigger
>>735166605Dober's unique is not very good this CM, you are better off farming for Rudolf's ult if you have her
maya wouldn't say that
>>735165961Post inspiration, deck setup, and race plan before thread gets melty'd. Want to buff up my Cafe, but had nothing but shit luck on Unity and scared MANT's going to go horrid because of the buttload of mile races preventing good early race gains.
>>735166649NT but where do you think you are
How am I supposed to balance gold skill cards with a viable race bonus deck? Especially since I already have to borrow my second speed card.
>>735166752>>735166759Zoofags belong on /uma/. This gross shit has never been here
>>735166605>dober mines Where did all these third rates come from, dobers unique doesn't fucking work this cm
>>735166797this is /uma/ THOUGH
>>735166758Its not that hard. Post your cards.
>bannedGOOD
>autosageThanks zoonigger
>MANT will give you great sparks broJUST
>running End/Late/Pace in THE Front CMWell, good luck to you guys, I guess.
>>735166758That's why I use Kitasan in every deck
Some of you lads need to lighten up and take a joke
>>735166734You probably dont need the third speed, I just keep getting cucked out of it recentlyRace plan is the usual mile to long rotation13 mile sparks
>>735166992Bestiality isn't a joke, also he got the thread autosage so I bet you are laughing
>autosagedGood riddance :)
>>735166978I'm not, I'm running triple front. Kitasan, V bourbon and smaru (maybe? Undecided if I wanna run top gun instead)
>>735166814I haven't found a single resource on what anyone wants this CM except for NY Opera being good on everyone, which I don't have, Kitasan for Fronts and Paces, and Tamano for Ends, who I also don't have, and a good Dober is a good grandparent if worst comes to worst.
>>735166992>haha mare porn so funny am I rightFuck off back to >>>/trash/
>>735167024Spamming and flooding is against the rules
>>735166978When is it not front CM?
>missed mare porngoddammit
>>735167048Anon LOOK at the track. Its all avaliable in gametora
>>735166978I have to run my girls in every CM. If I can only win without them, I would rather lose.
>>735167024>announcing an autosage
>>735167048>fronts Kitasan required, nyopera as a second. You can also use tamas >paceSee above, pace is not gonna be good this cm though>lateLol>endTama unique and something like rudolfs, nyopera is good too.
We'll be fine lads, we are not doing anything against the rules, and remember that threads are allowed
>>735166973Fucking brutal how tou can still get fucked by 1* across the board. I'm getting a shitton of whites now but then I get a 1* power spark and it pisses me off, how is that even possible when all my stats are above 600, multiple capped.
>>735167342Just people should stop falling for obvious bait and replying to it and report shitposters. Really, it's not that hard.
>>735167384If you get 600 in a stat you still have 50% of getting a 1* bwo45% for 2* and 5% for 3*
>>735166973This system needs to be scrapped and rebuilt, this game hates its players
>>735163972Everyone likes horses anon, they're man's best friend.
>>735166978From what ive seen in early rooms, hitting the correct middle race skills propels ends and even lates and paces forward enough to be able to compete with fronts, a good front team will be dominant, but not a guaranteed win every time
>>735167453I know that, but the odds can sometimes be brutal. Say for example>1200/1100/1200/600/900 split>1 in 5 chance to pick guts>Dont even get a workable guts spark but a 1*>then also get fucked with the classic 1* unwanted aptitude (despite minimizing As) and 1* unique.Shit SUCKs. I know simple probability but it doesn't feel good.
>>735166978>No Kita or BurbonI'll just eat shit I guess
How do you fare for the buckbreaking Long, fellow trainers?
>>735167534Not a guaranteed win but do some publics and you'll see fronts are the dominant strategy by far, most of the time ends straight up cannot catch up. Much less any other style
bros...
>>735167435>reportNeigha, that's the problem.If we do that's how jannies notice us.
>>7351676722 golden recoveries + 2 stam greens seems a bit overkill on 1100 stam
>>735167628What are the odds for skill and race sparks?
>>735166649>>735166797Are you shit-stirring or a newfag?
>>735167750Why is everyone drawing Marche with gigantic tits?
why does she suck?in test rooms she stays at the back all race and never comes close to catching upI know no long S, but she's also losing to things without long S as well. Doubtful I'm gonna grind out for at and I'll just go fronts or something
>>735167751Okay? We are allowed in the board, you're implying we aren't. Retard. The alternative is you get the local schizo spamming reports until it gets flagged for deletion. Dude these are frequently the fastest threads in the board. They don't go unnoticed
>>735167648do not worrythis CM is incredibly luck basedbuild ends and pray
>>735167771You miss a single recovery and youre done for anon....both recoveries are 90 spurt rate.
>>735167876I say you need daring strike to be able to move up quickly before the last spurt.
>>735167832>Why are people drawing a character with gigantic tits, with gigantic tits
lost a test room to a C.Oguri that had under 600 stam.
>>735168012Late or end?
>>735167876Ends need a lot to compete against fronts, like long S and a high value skill like NSM
>>735167884Its different when we're trying to hide in the first place, what the fuck are you talking about? The schizo comes back no matter how many times he gets banned. How new are you? It does nothing when the mods are already against us.
>>735167950I genuinely never noticed, she's huge wow
>>735167876No daring strike and amazon is a poor end closer.
>>735168057PACE
I'm still just barely scraping S ranks, and have no idea if it's just my cards that suckEven if I try gutsmaxxing, it doesn't get me giga numbers
>>735167950
>>735168086>How new are you?Old enough to remember when we had the scat spammed we reported him and he frequently got banned and fucked off. But you guys are being pussys and letting a new schizo run wild just because.
>>735168135hahaha what the fuck, should have taken a screenshot
>>735168096>>735168075>>735167942Ok thanks, if it's that important I'll just go solo Golshi for EC. Was borrowing Creek for Hishi and Tamano insteadGrind out Golshi for S long and go with Kita and Vbon instead is the plan I think
>>735168201You're retarded, because him getting banned never lasted long, even I'm the same threads. Stop acting like it does anything. At this point you might as well be defending him.
>>735168289Gambit is kinda bad. You should get more midrace and not rely on radiant star as recovery. Toss Jordan in the mix.
>autosageOh goodness gracious! The thread will be killed soon! Would you look at the time!
>>735168153You're probably going to want to run kitasan (sucks she's not MLB), Jordan since you don't have a better speed card, your 2 wit cards in marvy and tachyon, cafe and borrow creek. You're missing a bunch of LBs so you'll need to highroll. But with a volume of runs you can make it.
>>735168394what's with that hand position?shouldn't be showing the fingers
>>735168153Run Jordan Speed, Kita, Tachyon Wit, Amazon Power, and Marv Power with a borrow of a style relevant Wit SSR, a mix of power/stam sparks depending on the distance you're training for, and enjoy your free SS umas.
How do I build the potential woman and her friends? Should Biwa stay as a pace or do I mutate her into a front/end? How much stamina and recoveries do each of them need?
>>735168394yep, no need to create another thread :)
>>735168448>Amazon Power>power cardsGaslight dancer.....
>>735168443True enough, but by the time i was thinking about how the hands should be positioned, it was already done.
>>735168370I don't wanna use BoFA. The testees I've had with it use it really early or on the final stretch far too often
>>735168394THE SUZUKA ADMIN IS BOUGHT OUT BY BIG CHRO-
>>735168573Then use a creek, simple as. Or McQueen for poor people
>>735168519I assume he's talking TT umas, not CM, but I'm running straight stam sparks on Goldshi and Marv Power instead of a second stam card since I never want to train Stam.
>>735168394Kek, saved
>>735168394KEK
>>735168346NTA, but you are genuinely retarded if you think ignoring and reporting is the wrong thing to do.
>>735168618>McQueen>the cooldown agemasen card with shit stats that gives an even worse gold than BOFAWhy is there so much gaslighting today
>>735168704I cannot read your mind what deck you have. Maybe youre just poor.
>>735168681I hardly doubt you're "NTA" because anyone who's been here long enough knows better.Fuck off and lurk more.Acting like we haven't tried reporting him before.
>>735168440did something similar except with an extra speed instead of wit. Ran her as a Front
>>735168780And it's worked before. But now I see you're one of those posters that's so far up his own ass that you assume anyone with a different viewpoint must be a newfag. Easily the worst part of these threads that isn't the schizo himself. Fuck off.
I can get away with not having NSM or Daring Strike for group B finals, right?
>>735168618yeah she's 1LB, I prefer not to. Golshi is doing fine with that setup anyway. Yeah Radiant can go too late for the heal but oh wellI can let her gamble with it and have more trust in fronts insteadI wouldn't use McQueen either
>>735164423We should take every opportunity to spread awaressness of his failures. Shiraoki-sama will surely bless us with rate-ups for that.
>>735168925Group B is gonna be easy pickings that couldn't survive the stamina check.
>>735168983Ngl kinda funny.
>>735168907NO IT HASN'T YOU FUCKING RETARD BECAUSE HE'S STILL HERE AND HE'S EVADED PLENTY OF TIMES, ESPECIALLY IN THE SAME THREADS HE'S GOTTEN BANNED IN.HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU HOLY SHIT. Stop acting like you're from here, you clearly aren't.
>>735168983Kek what a bitch
>>735168996Yeah. One debuffer and it will be easy win.
>>735169108Seriously kill yourself. These threads would be better off without your fucking huge ego spoiling them all the fucking time.
>>735169105Have another! Post what you've got because I know these hardly the only times he came too quick.
>>735169108>Everyone who doesn't hold my opinion is a newfag and not from here but from one of multiple boogeymen. Do whatever you want, you should know that scatjeet fucked off to vee gee and this is a different guy. But yeah, continue to do nothing.
>>735168780Nigga We've been here for a while, we know what works
>>735168996>>735169178Okay, great to know! I'll be oshirunning as usual.
>>735169184>dude these threads would be better if we just let janny know where we are every fucking time!Take your own advice and slit your throat, newfag.
>>735169204>create our own schizo>send him to wreck chaos in another boardI feel like Umbrella and we deployed our own B.O.W. that went rogue kek
Is McQueen good this CM?
>>735169272You're mentally broken by "janny" and implying we aren't allowed to be here, which we are. But anyway, enough metaposting. Time for a break
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Bad thread to share my drawing i take it.. Ill report it tomorrow i guess
next time post more horse porn
>>735169204Pretty it's the usual schizo. Scatjeet was the newer one like 2 or 3 months back. They have different tactics and posting styles.
>>735169305Oh great the last one we needed, this fucking faggot
>>735169360Make a jiggie of it to reward those who want to see it.
>>735169272Do you honestly think the schizo doesn't report these threads after getting the first reply half the time? Do you actually think the mods don't see these threads until someone reports the schizo?You are beyond retarded.
>>735169204You can't be serious if you think scatjeet just went to another board and just stopped leaving us alone despite his same posting style still shoeing up in these threads.>>735169341>implying I implied that>defending jannyYou're so fucking stupid.
>>735169360Your drawing was funny, don't feel bad, you are good. I'll post it again for future anons to give it attention>t. Archive rat
Video games aren't allowed on /v/.
>>735169360Do it twice, now and next thread
>>735169436Too many plain parts, especially in corners. I dont want to repeat that other jigg with the white corner
>>735169445cry more gachafag
Don't worry everypony, I found the thread!
Remember, /v/ma already won and Umamusume threads are allowed on /v/
Reminder that the schizo has /v/ma envy because people like horsegirls way more than furry pornies.
>>735169463I had to go to sleep like an hour ago, wont be in the next thread>>735169442That works too i guess, thanks, archivistbro
Are you people seriously acting as if reporting doesn't get us noticed when the mods clearly have an agenda against us?Look at what literary just happened ITT after someone posted zoo pirn.Stop being stupid.
>>735169563Do it now and next thread for which you are awake then
>>735169569Mods can also see when a shitter is ip hopping to mass ban stuff. It's really a matter of who annoys them more.
>>735169445they are, you just have to roll the dice of not triggering a schizo, you never see this guy on the blue archive or fire emblem threads despite the former being 3 days old and the later just went past the 24hr markkinda funny when you think about it
>>735169614>nowI did somewhere above>next threadIll check whether the archive man will post it, if not, i will.
Uma dreams always win!
>>735169657HOLY MOLY, WHAT A LORE DROP
>>735169535>>735169685won the special olympics
Teio must always be at the end!
It's a cute girl house racing game with a light story and little to no lolicon. Also it has both roguelike and comfy gaming elements as well, I am shocked this game isn't EVEN MORE popular than it is.
>>735169789The system designs are really quite genius. Roguelite game devs would do well to understand how Uma keeps retention so high and where rewards and risks get balanced.
>>735169438This I don't know what these retards are seething about.Mods can both be against the scatjeet and us at the same time. This is like those retards insisting we have a mod on our side despite the fact we get deleted or autosaged at every opportunity.
