Bow down to your queen.
Took my addy and a monster, got fresh images from the depths of pixiv, tumblr, and insta.Let's get this shit started
>>735897313Agp thread
No.
I see a midna thread is up, so friendly reminder to use the report button if someone starts blatantly trolling.
sex with gerudo women
Choose your fetish
fish
this bitch
>>735897846don't talk to my wife that way
>>735897432Don't drink energy drinks on Adderall bro, that's a recipe for anxiety and a very painful heart/veins. It also fucks your dick up if you get too wired. Ever tried to piss with a half chub because your veins are so constricted your dick won't open? Shit is not fun. That's why I don't do Meth, it feels AWFUL.
>>735898710Thanks but you need to live a little while you're young
>>735897998if she's your wife why haven't you gotten her pregnant yet
>>735897569Why are scimitars so cool
>>735897569Especially Riju
>>735897596Why is Mipha looking at her like that
>>735897569Riju deserves headpats, not sex.
>>735898351I can't be the only one who daughterfus her.
>>735900905Riju deserves to be fucked hard while she grips and bites her plushies
>>735900993>>735900905Stop spamming, Bularia
Veran
>>735900905>>735900993stop talking about my wife before I hurt you
Is VN anon going to deliver this weekend
>>735901394She's more beautiful than Zelda
>>735897596For me, it's swords.
>>735901556Art pieces or more Royal Plea content? Both are good, just forgor the details.
>>735897596Bird is looking a little derpy is it just me
>>735902727That's what makes her great
What does the Princess of Hyrule call her feet?The Leg Ends of Zelda!
>>735901063Hot go on...
>>735901556Did these ones, mixed some requests together. I drew the awful zora breast flaps this time cause i got banned for the ruto onsen drawing a few weeks back.
>>735903263Incredible as always. Continue doing God's work.
How is this a lust provoking image?
>>735901241Stop liking evil women.
Just had to wipe the tears from my eyes because I remembered how they denied Saria her spot in Hyrule Warriors
Who are (You) most looking forward to romancing in the VN?Picrel. I want her to make me worse.
>>735901241I miss her.>>735903426No
>>735903509Who?
>>735903593She doesn't love you. She only wants your seed for nefarious purposes.
>>735903679Just got to work harder to win her over.
>>735903679You literally just described every woman ever
>>735903679All women want seed for nefarious purposes
>>735903840This is a DBZ character
>>735903845>>735903858Considering the TFR of western countries nowadays, they don't want the seed. Just the cock.
>>735903263>banned for the ruto onsen drawing a few weeks back.I literally got banned for posting the exact same picture of yours in progress. Jannies are such babies christ
>>735904053Some women want the seed so they can trap you, divorce you, steal all your property, and use your kid to hurt you.
>>735903363>rutoLewd shoulders
>>735904206Go bitch about the 14 umamusume threads
>>735903263We don't deserve you VN anon this quality is excellent stuff
>>735904329Or the daily doa screen dump bikini gooner threads
>>735904329insecure poster wasn't the reaction i expected. i just thought it looked funny.
Cum for Impa
Medli doodle. I didn't do one last weekend cuz I was lazy
>>735905638Cute
>>735903589What's she gonna do?
rito wiggle
>>735905638Medli looks kind of goofy with regular human-proportioned eyes. Not really in a bad way though, I like it.
>>735906503Woah
>>735903263>Human nose mineruThanks I hate it
>>735903263I'm the guy that requested Malon and Ruto fist-bumping, if that image of them clinging onto Link came from that I consider this a great improvement. Also that's a damn cute Minerum like real cute.>Banned for fish titsThat is massively gay and also homosexual.
>>735907403Fiah tits heh
How did he know?
i wish swords were real /v/ros
>>735908669Swords are real, but I sadly wouldn't suggest getting your penis too close to one. Holy fuck I love legs
Would you?
I think they should make a zelda game about giant robots where you can actually pilot them and its, like, good
>>735909410Way too off model. And I'm not even that autistic about things going a little off model, this is just VERY off model to the point of borderline being a different character.
>>735909410disgusting never post that picture ever again
>>735909591TotK has those I think.
>>735909410>Midna onahole has a hole go all the way through so you can't cum inside it>Midna lifesize doll looks barely even like herTruly Midna is cursed when it comes to sex toys
>>735909628I said "and its good"
>>735909410For 2 k I would not have sex with my life size figure. Would sit on my shelf and watch over me
>new zelda formula>soft reboot>nintendo can now go anywhere, do anything, iterate and improve on this fresh new baseplate in any way they want>first major project that isn't grezzo or more botw is ocarina of time: aonuma & fuji editionI am not enjoying the 40th anniversary of The Legend of Zelda.
>>735911171Could turn around, but from what little we know I'd rather have nothing.
>>735909410fuck yeah. i unfortunately do not have the money.must be nice to heat her cheeks up and buttjob this while watching a movie
Best girl.Grace and class.A literal queen at 20 years.No other Zeldas can compete.She is the default zelda in animal crossing nintendo stores, and nintendo land.
>>735908978Some risks are worth taking.
>>735911171It should've been one of the GC games. If you say OOT (Collector's Edition) or OOT+MQ you become Stalfos. Your waifu? Also Stalfos.Wind Waker could only benefit from actually being finished.Twilight Princess would be more difficult but it definitely has room to be improved upon.Four Swords Adventures...............
>>735904329>>735904434>Dumbasses can't see a visual gag and immediately get hostile Stop thinking everyone hates these threads. You get the company you expect.
thoughts?
>>735913486girl pretty
more mineru
>>735914507Doing my part to save the Zonai race.
>>735914507If you insist, this one's relatively recent.
>>735914507okay. >in b4 grilled mineru
>>735914975I like this one because it really makes it clear the Mineru's canon nopan.
>>735915007There's no proof one way or another for my opinion that zonai probably aren't that good to eat, no matter how they're prepped.
>>735915164whats the tasty part of the zonai
>>735913148The fish is so ugly
What if when Zelda went back in time the Goddesses gave Zelda a penyus so she could impregnate Mineru who was the actual progenitor of Hyrule's royal line and the reason all Zeldas look the same is because Zelda is her own ancestor like that one episode of Futurama would that be crazy or what
Would it be wrong for adult Link to fuck Saria?
>>735915971Hylia would HATE that.
>>735915971most natural thing in the world
>>735915912Literal schizo right here
>>735911171I feel you.Remaking older games with the BotW template is the perfect way to streamline them for people who hate the idea of playing a game with a linear progression and a structured format. And you just know they're itching to 'fix' certain things that don't need fixing as well as bring in a bunch of other bullshit that wasn't present in Ocarina of Time.
>>735915971Saria's a good case of how real life can clash with fiction pretty hard. She's like, at least 19 age-wise, probably wayyyyyy older, but physically will always look ~12. By law she's legal but she also looks that age no matter what which would in-universe probably get you some weird looks at best. There might even be laws in-universe against doing anything with the Kokiri, God knows if they actually existed they'd probably cause a shitstorm.I personally think it's not that worth it to fret over fictional characters like that. It's fiction and the source material doesn't address it so whatever answer you want to be true may as well be.
>>735916250Putting Riju in OoT would be an upgrade and so would making Impa look like this
>>735915912I can't tell if this is retarded or genius or both. Gentarded if you will.
>>735916301>By lawWhat's the Hyrulean age of consent law again? Asking for a friend.
>>7359165276
>>735916301>>735915971Saria is technically his surrogate mother so it would be bad to fuck her.
>>735915912 anon accidentally invents the closed-loop Zonai breeding program and thinks we wouldn’t notice This is what happens when you let time travel, goddess magic, and Futurama lore marinate in the same brain. On the one hand it’s completely unhinged. On the other hand it would actually explain why every Zelda has the same face and why the bloodline is so absurdly resilient. Hyrule Historia 2: “The royal family tree is a circle.” You’re either completely insane or you just solved the timeline. There is no in-between on /v/.
>>735903363
>>735915912>>735916906>Zelda fucked herself and all Zeldas into existence by using her goddess-given cock to start up her own family lineGentlemen, we've hit peak retard kino
>Ocarina of Time getting a remakewhat are the chances of another character joining link on his adventures. Imagine if ruto fights along side you in Jabu Jabu's belly now.
I'm an oldfag who doesn't even like Zelda anymore, didn't like Skyward Sword either because waggle, but my favorite Zelda is easily SS Zelda. I had a cute image of her playing a harp but I don't know where it went.
>>735918297The little thing at the end of the Ganon fight where the Master Sword glows will be replaced with Fi's noise.Of course, since Fuji is ultra turbo gay, Fi herself will not have any actual relevance to anything. Hylia and Demise, on the other hand...
>>735918415SS Zelda is a precious creature whose smile is to be protected at all costs.
>>735918297I'm just glad they'll have no choice but to address Malon again, but honestly I wouldn't mind if all of the girls' roles were expanded more. If they're gonna do a ground-up remake they may as well play into what the fans want more.
>>735897313She's thinking of GANON in this pic :)
>>735903263>>735903263>humanized MineruThanks, I love it.
>>735897313Why are the games called "the legend of ZELDA" when Link does all the work and Zelda is barely relevant?They always tack a triforce part onto her but it always ends up in Ganon's hands. May as well just remove her from the equation and keep it simpler.
>>735903363>>735916458>>735917209>>735918765It still feels weird to see a cute Impa.
>>735919480Right ?She's supposed to be old and smelly.
>>735920456>link, tetra...you are the future of this world>you must seek out a new land to call your own!>meanwhile, link's sister gets left behind to watch grandma slowly die of old ageI do not care for Wind Waker's ending.>also link can never have another sister, everFUCK
>>735920767>>also link can never have another sister, everJust wait until Aonuma retires from the series or dies, he's not gonna last forever.
>>735919090Nah she’s lusting for LinkZelink is the only canon couple
>>735921263Wish granted!Hylia is now Link's sister who he must do everything for.
>>735921263>Just wait until Aonuma retires from the series or dies, he's not gonna last foreverFujibayashi will be the next in line.
The VN sister got me acting unwise.
>>>/trash/
>>735921413That wasn't a wish so there's no monkey's paw bullsh->>735921578Holy fuck please no
>>735921578I'm out of the loop, I know Aonuma is a huge faggot, thanks to the recent ubislop, But who is Fujibayashi ?
>>735897569I WILL IMPREGNATE AND MARRY RIJU AND BULARIA AT THE SAME TIME.
Link should find the triforce and wish to see Midna again
>>735922151Bularia will impregnate you
>>735921974He's the guy who directed the Oracles, Minish Cap, and his pride and joy that he won't stop forcing everywhere else he goes, Skyward Sword, which he also wrote for. He went on to direct BOTW and TOTK.He's most likely being groomed to be Aonuma's successor.
>>735922151Shouldn't her makeup come off in the bath
>>735921974Fujibayashi's been around for a while but his first directorial role in a mainline Zelda game was Skyward Sword (his earlier roles were all handheld games). He's the guy that did things like write out the golden goddesses for Hylia and added in the Eastern/Buddhist elements to the series.
>>735922227>>735922323Yeah, it's over...
>>735921974Director of the Oracle games, Minish Cap, Skyward Sword, BotW and TotK. tl;dr>Hylia is the law of the land, no more Din/Farore/Nayru>Demise/Demon King>Skyward Sword bleeds into everything starting with BotW
>>735922323>He's the guy that did things like write out the golden goddesses for Hylia and added in the Eastern/Buddhist elements to the series.I really hate how as soon as he got his hands on a main entry he immediately bulldozed like half of the established canon and threw in shit that doesn't mesh with the setting at all. He wasn't like that at all with the handheld games, it's like as soon as he could change the core identity of the series he could. Rubs me the wrong way it does.
>>735913486The center part of the triforce being the tummy, is delicious.
>>735916000>Wont intervene when Hyrule is getting it's shit pushed in. >Will directly possess Zelda if some hussy starts getting Fresh with himWhy is Hylia like this?
>>735922216Not if I knock her up first, she's a big muscle girl who is like the same age as Riju. I know that Gerudo are like Possums, they're free, you can just tote them off, they won't even bite you.
>>735923590How can that bird be so smug?
>>735921634We've blended Aryll, Mila and Linkle into one to create her. I think her sidequest is going to be more Mila than the other 3 though.
>>735922181He will only use the triforce to wish to see Zelda
>>735923870>We've blended -three of the best Zelda girls- togetherIncredibly based
>>735923870>blended Aryll, Mila, and Linkle>more Mila than the other 3You already had my interest. Now? You have my attention.
>>735923870She’s not actually Lonk’s sister…is she?
>>735923990If she demanded 40 rupees, I'd probably do that fucking kiss from Ratatouille.
>>735916458Sh-she's cute?! Wtf I love BotW/TotK and AoC/AoI now
>>735924259She's the landlord's daughter :^))))))))))
I love her
>>735924259I don't want to speak for the dev but I kind of got the impression it's a nudge nudge wink wink sort of thing. Which is crazy based
Would Cremia up the RA?
>>735924529She cute, but for me it's Mina.
>>735924736I blame fucking Wakfu and Evangeline for giving me a fetish for these kind of boots.
>>735924804They're hot so I understand
>>735904329ok coffin fag
>>735923873He can do that anytime
>>735924458>this ends up as canon>Lonk's mission, should he choose to accept it, is not only sex the landlord's daughter>but usurp the landlord's control over the property>possibly accomplished all via banging landlord's daughterWorks for me.
If I could make one insignificant change to the series, I would retire the light orb design for fairies.
The costume stays on during sex
>>735925776What would you make them look like
>>735925667I now want to play totk
>>735925883
>>735925780The ancient Shiekah impregnation technique...
>>735922216>Bularia will impregnate youWith what, exactly?
>>735925834Always a tough question. It really depends on the art style. I like the HWDE fairies, but they're probably too detailed for a normal Zelda game. Otherwise, just making them classic pixies in dresses like the oldest games did would be enough. The light ball could serve as an eye-catcher for when they're far away, and then it fades when Link gets close.
>>735897846Too old
>>735926172Her 15 inch futa cock
>>735926020
>>735926185The light orbs was likely to save on performance and not wanting to render a small model, and said aesthetic just stuck around, except for Wind Waker. Or make them a 2D sprite with animations.
>>735926506
>>735926303Hot.
Your Zelda ass dump is boring
>>735926780why is her ass deformed?
>>735926881Cellulite probably.
>>735926881Ganondorf's final wish with the Triforce.
>ZeldaYeah?>With a big assYEAH!>No like actually obeseUh>Just her ass the rest of her proportions are normal:/
Another Saturday, another faggot with shit taste spamming Zelda.
>>735926061Imagine you're with Zelda, she does like some hand techniques and your balls suddenly feel like lead weights, you wake up like two hours and like the hair around your temples has gone grew and like her legs don't close properly for a few days.
Bird bird bird buh buh buh bird is the word
>>735897313Posting this because I like this concept.
I crave lon lon milk
>>735927526Take this brother, may it serve you well.
>>735927149>Zelink OP>Wonders why the thread is Zelink spammingThat is why I've stopped posting and resorted to just checking in once in a while. He's pretty much just gained control of these threads now and ruined them every weekend.
>>735927661>implying these generals aren't home to schizophrenics and pedophiles on thr same level of annoying retard as Zelink faggotGenerals always wind up this way.
boobs >>> ass
>>735927451I wasn't expecting to come to the thread this week and feel things.
>>735927661That is why you always gatekeep. Apathy is the culture killer.
>>735927630Bless you brother
>>735927835>erm well i'm imagining other spammers so this is acceptable, shouldn't have had a weekly thread sweatyYeah, I think the Zelinktroon is still mad that people don't like him.
>>735927835>thr>hes projecting his pedoshit again
>>735927914Personality >>>> all but big booba are pretty nice too
A forbidden girl.
>>735899817It’s called a Schmitmar, buddy.
>>735927995>gatekeeping a fucking waifu general on /v/ Do you even hear the yourself? You have no power over the people who post in these generals. How precisely in your mind do you "gatekeep" a waifu thread? Genuinely curious as to what you think you can do to stop people from posting things you don't want to see?
>>735927914Mmmm Purah.
>>735923729
>>735928267>Linkie, how will this outfit help with my experiments?
The options this shiekah nerd provides are more numerous than there are stars in the sky.
>>735927914Every time Purah is brought up, I must point out the loose button on her clothes, which shows her tits grew too much for them to properly fit anymore.There's always someone who hadn't noticed it before.
Josha
>>735928515That's a kid
>>735928515Brat should have braces.
>>735928154Link's wife
>>735928376How does she have sex with Hylian men?
Rito is a useless lazy cunt
>>735928739Aggressively.
>>735928515Built for toilet swirlies like every NERD.
>>735928453I noticed this myself in TotK and was kind of surprised they'd go that openly horny with her.I always associate OOT with "horny" Zelda if you follow. But it kind of gives me a sense of relief in a way. No matter how hard they change up the formula, there'll always be great girls in these games.
>>735928797No, I mean literally how does she do it? Does she have a pussy? I assume she lays eggs.
>>735928837All the races except maybe the Goron have specialized sexual organs adapted for sex with Hylian men
Finally some fucking good taste in this thread.
>>735927172>>735927234>>735927303I love Tailblazer's Zelda but the mini-GTS aspect of it kinda stinks. Pretty sure it's one dude commissioning it all so what can you do.
>>735928825my brain can't help but see the little shadow under her nose as her mouth in this image
>>735929149I was always here.
>>735928428>later, that very same year
>>735929253God I want to do reproductive experiments with this old granny(like maybe 20.)
>>735929149I post all sorts of Zelda girls in these threads. I have my own personal preferences but I just fucking love girls. You guys are all based.
>>735928683... outta 10!
>>735929305Bad idea.
>>735929232The Hero of Winds does the Hurricane Spin on this pot shaped goddess every night.
>>735929437Maybe not that many babies, but like 2-4 would be fun
Purah needs to get clothes her own size.
>>735898351good graphics. 2023 game btw
>>735929518And outgrow them again.
>>735929523>what the fuck bros why is it hard to see during a sandstorm?
>>735929523It's during a sandstorm, dummy
>>735929195Artist's gotta eat and fetishes pay the bills.
>>735926881steatopygia
>>735929523Riju just farted. Hydromelons are high in fiber.
>>735929856Most of the minerals are in the shell of the egg
>>735927986what do you feel anon
>>735929149Impa is hotter
>Purah pretty much found the immortality glitch>Uses it to turn herself into whatever age she wants to experience whenever she wants>Internally she's just becoming more and more and more of a granny even as she chooses to experience whatever phase of her life she feels like>She's basically using her own body to cosplay as different ages that she performs asWhy is this so weirdly hot
>>735898351Sex with dwarf Gerudos!
Oh no, Zelda forgot about the potion running out soon
>>735930438I would plant my seed in this pumpkin
>>735930109She's whatever (You) want her to be while keeping all the wisdom of her accumulated age. All the benefits in one package.
>>735930109Old people don't care about bullshit like what you're "supposed" to do and she went for decades without sex and is now in a young nubile body while being fully aware from decades of experience that you find her hot. Literally as soon as you look at her she knows what you want, and she'd be happy to give it because she's way past the point of any shyness or timidity.
>>735930823This artist draws a perfect mix of cute and sexy Zelda.
>>735931126Honestly the faces are what turns me on more than anything, sort of like the ideal about of lewdness from Zelda.
>>735931126I love this Zelda so much
>>735931262>the faces are what turns me on more than anythingWatch this, it's going to make your dick EXPLODE::3
>>735931320AAAAAARHGH
I really can't wait for the Ocarina of Time remake!
>>735931424I hope it's good, I kind of hope they really remake it from scratch just to see how they think they could expand it. Kind of just out of sheer curiosity honestly. I feel like the original OOT is pretty much a flawless game so I'm interested to see where they might even try to take it, and if it's really just insanely different there's always the original.
>>735931424So Saria can get cucked again?
>>735931589Malon > Zelda > Gibdo > Saria > Fish
>>735931424Death Grips sage
>>735914975cute fang
>>735931424If it includes a dating system without limitation on how many girls it'll be GOTY material whenever it releases.
>>735931589They should add some of the areas from the beta and expand upon them.
>>735931424>>735931589I wish they'd make an entirely new game just so the Zelda team would be forced to make Open Air V2. The new formula is either going to be waiting well over a decade for a second pass or that second pass is going to be shoved onto OOT of all things, and I don't like either of these options.
>>735903263sexo
>>735931715I don't want a dating system, I want a mating system
>>735931736Saria deserves Link's virginity
Am I the only one who finds Ruto hotter ever since she got the "scale bra"?It's a weird thing where before she just had featureless tits, but with the scales now it feels like she's actually hiding something under them.
>>735897596I read it as "choose your fish"
>>735931736I really hope they don't make it using the Breath of the WIld engine.
>>735932096It's crazy, that's really not that exaggerated compared to her cannon ass
>Shittyo
>>735932158that ass can't be real, that has to be modded in.
Malon is the only girl for the hero of time. Zelda has an arranged marriage with a dark skinned desert man, Saria is eternally a child, and Ruto is a fish.
>>735932023I kinda agree, I like her more with the flesh bra. Even if such a thing kinda defies logic...my peen don't think with logic
>>735932158Canon. A cannon is a big gun.
>>735903263>brats don't get banned for posting retard shit threads like twitter reposts and 5 years old rage bait videos>anon gets banned por posting ruto titsthis site is beyond dead
>>735932221It's not, i swear on my mom that it's legit, I played that shit on OG hardware, she legit has a dumptruck that sticks out like 6 inchs>>735932261It's a brap cannon
>>735932158>her cannon assThis is getting a little too fetishistic for me.
>>735932221Her ass trascends eras and games.This one's from Age of Imprisonment.
>>735932023Yeah, I DO like that it's basically soft confirmation that she really was just straight up naked and that there's something "naughty" about her original design. But at the same time it just makes me love her original design all the more for it. Those really were fish tits after all.
Literally Link's dream girl
>>735932324That's the same character, that's not how "transcending" works.
>>735932261
>>735932023The only thing I dont like about it is that it doesnt make sense biomechanically, as it would create enormous amounts of drag while trying to swim underwater. It would be like driving with your car's hood up, or trying to run while holding a trench coat open.
>>735932382I prefer this version, I believe in GHOST NIPPLES. It's a tag on rule34 look it up.
>>735932550Imagine the grip
>>735932023>>735932601I was literally going to post this, if Ruto had flesh coverings they'd realistically start above her breasts and cover them from the top down. The design they went with would either cup water around her boobs and create crazy drag or just be flapping around which would be annoying AND create crazy drag in its own right. Plus she still just has her pussy wide out in the open so it feels kind of silly to specifically censor her breasts.
>>735897313The face of a woman who is frankly disappointed in herself for knowing that she will still want to bang him after seeing what's going on in front of her.
Well yeah, I image that realistically, the "bra" would've had to look like this, but I imagine that a design like this was much harder to get approved.
>>735933005They should have just kept her buck naked, you can more easily write it off as a biology or culture thing. As soon as you try to cover parts of her it's pretty much a straight up admission that yes, those are boobs that need to be covered.
>>735932872Goddess pussy
>>735933496Slimy slippery paizuri
>>735932872Din = the sexy goddessFarore = the cute goddessNayru = the beautiful goddess
>>735897313I got this reference
>>735931424Yeah! Can't wait for OoT but worse! Again!
>>735934683Jinkies, Linky is so lucky!
>>735933554She's so cute. Too bad nobody played her game.
Don't mind me, just going to tell you all how much I love redheaded farm girls! God, I hope that OoT remake doesn't fuck things up. If nothing else, it'll be worth it for a really good modern Malon model.>>735903263>Link between milkers and fish egg sacsVery nice!
>>735935105It's at over 4 million, pretty decent.
>>735935105>>735935306I really do intend to play her game again now that I can play it at a decent framerate.
>>735934939Hopefully they use the new Zora design
>>735919634Wow this is cute who drew this smirk goat lady
QRD on the sudden influx of OoT remake rumors?
>>735936026puffy...
>>735900905Old enough to lead, old enough to breed.
>>735936250Some podcaster said it was happening
>>735936250Y'know that NateTheHate guy who has never been wrong about anything ever (except those things he was wrong about like the Switch Pro but THOSE DON'T COUNT)? He said an OOT remake was happening. This year around the holidays, at that.
>>735936657What' that's crazy, that's less than a year away.
>>735928453>There's always someone who hadn't noticed it before.I hadn't, thanks for sharing, the fact that this would happen and she'd keep wearing the same shirt is hot and bimbo-pilled
>>735936657Now, I'm not about to put faith in a leaker's words, but>This year around the holidaysI could actually believe that, if only because I'm of the belief that most of the Zelda dev team jumped ship on TOTK halfway through to get working on Switch 2's first big Zelda game. There's not a chance in hell that TOTK was six years of all hands on deck work, even with Corona factoring into it.
Imagine all the places you can fuck Saria
damn I never realized how much I wanted thiccsheik
>>735904329seems like you are the one bitching about that
Zelda prefers dark Link
Dark Link has a bigger cock
>>735938185Shalom
>>735928163Sure, Oney.
>>735902787She does not call them that carlos
>>735936657>NateTheHateIm not terminally online I don't know who that is.Was this fag right about prior leaks or something?
>>735936657>>735937203So there's actual substance to the rumors this time around? People have been talking about an OoT remake for so long I stopped really paying attention to anything regarding the info. Kind of like how people were talking about the switch successor years and years before 2 happened.
>>735897846>>735897624>>735897596>>735897569>>735897514>>735897432>>735897313These girls? All made for BBC. Big Bokoblin Cock.[/spoilers]
>>735939003woah sheik is pretty
Surprising how little muscle fanart there is of Zelda considering she canonically has muscles thanks to her Sheik disguise showing it off
>>735939103She looks a lot like Zelda
Sheik is canonically soft, curvy, and feminine
>>735939185
LBW/Smash Ultimate Zelda is the most attractive Zelda
>>735939312perhaps
I am thinking about Malon with large breasts
>>735939550why she so stinky that manure smell isn't coming off
>>735939269Not nearly enough
>>735939550Simple, but cute.
Nintendo didnt have the right to make such a sexo race like Gerudos
>>735940294
>>735940376
i wish women were real
>>735939479Twili milk
>>735937623Why does he have such a large chest, it's quite distracting
>>735937974>>735938185
Before I sleep, been wondering if a fairy (Great or tiny) will be a romance option in the VN.Time will tell.
Kind dead tonight, ain't it?
>>735943925It's 4am EST coast in the USA no one is shitposting now
>>735943925I usually post more in these threads but I'm multi-posting in 9 threads I made on 4chan simultaneously.I'm dead serious I made 9 threads today across 4chan boards and they are all active. Getting replies and averaging a (You) every few minutes it's such a dopamine spike
>>735938970Based
best girls
>>735944618It was dead earlier, too...>>735944659You need to masturbate or something, man. It'd be less self-destructive.
>>735945615all the shitposters were busy in the imp midna thread
>>735943078
>>735945686I'm a little tempted to see, but would rather play video games.>>735946349Tiny Fi was such a cute little thing to see over the years.
>>735946421>was
>>735946587Oh, are they still going? I have some saved from long, long ago but I figured it'd stopped in recent years. I mean shit, I saved this one over a decade ago.
What's the VN's name everyone is talking about?
>>735946981
>>735948121Thanks mate
I tried, but I guess I wasn't meant to share the Malon love this time. Thread will probably be dead later, so see any fellow farm girl lovers in another thread. Now I sleep.
>>735949794Tried doing what?And you have been such a doomposting faggot screaming ded thread ded thread.
>>735903363Her pussy is so fat.God, i wish i could bite it.
How many years has it been and you still haven't found all the cados. No wonder you became a lolcow
>>735950124what are you babbling about schizo
>>735913486Cute butt
I love Isha's goofy pigtails, she's adorable...
What's she thinking about?
>>735950415very hot gerudo lady for a NPC
>>735950494No thoughts, head empty. Just like her actual character.
>>735950681She doesn't need to think. Just suck my dick, make me a sandwich, and don't talk to much, and you got yourself a perfect women
>>735950725>>735950494>>735950681She's gay for peach tho
>>735950494Zelinktranny schizophrenic delusions
>>735950725Unironically the only thing I like about her is that despite being a nerdy bookworm she still acts like a retard and fucks herself over. It's terribly realistic.
>735950837Wrong thread buddy>>735840510
>>735950494>>735950725Bokoblins.
How did Zelda fucking Bokoblins become such a common meme anyway? Is it just because she's that much of a screw-up?
>>735951405Bimbo Zelda is best Zelda
>>735951405Dumb bitch being degraded it's not rocket science also BotWfags are cucks
>>735951405She's so lacking in self-confidence that on a really bad day back during those flashbacks you could reasonably believe she'd fuck a random guy out of a mixture of stress, anxiety, and self-loathing. People took that and applied it to the lowest level enemies in the game to really drive home the idea. Then as porn does that gradually evolved into her being a slut that loves taking monster dong.
>>735951514>>735951556>>735951449Would you? Link needs to be included.
>>735951405Beautiful princess that's supposed to preserve her line in a game with ugly monsters, combined with the fact that yes she's a screw-up. It's basically just classic willing degradation meeting a canon crease that makes it feel slightly more believable.
>>735951629>female (female) and female (male) serving thick boko cockI can only get so erect.
>>735905812rip and tear
who is getting the best butt?
>>735952603Ganon
>>735943758If we can manage to get to it i'd like a big oot/mm one you meet by getting stray fairies in dungeon backgrounds, and a TP one at the bottom of a test of strength hole. OoT one would be sooner in the pipeline for sure.
Check it!
>>735955452how did you remove the soundalso very cute
GET JIGGLEDGET JIGGLEDGET JIGGLEDGET JIGGLED
cute girls
>>735957703Cute wives, would stick to each other by their nipple/clit piercings.
>>735957751very
>>735957751now kiss
Midna and Zelda are fantastic co-wives.
>>735957994agreed
AMOUGUS
>>735955507Audio removing website
I'll stop for now to let the thread breathe
>>735951405Troons
>>735951405I'm assuming it's just some retarded horny jeet.
>>735958957>>735959043Common monster mob raping the female protagonist of any series is run-of-the-mill stuff, there's no agenda or culture war behind it.
>>735928515how is there next to no porn of her?
>>735959242Both of those are monsters.
>>735959346Because she’s an ugly nerd kid
>>735959558Yeah, but she's like the hot kind of ugly. Kind of a jimiko thing going on.
>>735959740That's called being a pedo sorry there is no cure except the rope
>Not mammalian>Canonically lay eggs that don't require nursing>Females have boob-like things regardlessThis unironically implies sexual mimicry to attract Hylian men, they serve no other purpose but to attract mammalian mates.
Oh my fucking god the amount of capachas they made me do to verify my email and post this image.
>>735957751>>735957792Nah man Zelda is straight as a die.>this image upsets the midna posters
>>735960376Oh I just want them to Lez out for my amusement.
>>735898351how does nintendo keep getting away with these designs, jesus christ
>>735942423Are her tits being covered or is that her skin?
>>735960727Yes
>>735960727Her "clothes" are canonically just manipulated shadows. She's literally naked.
>>735960604They know everyone loves a sexy brown desert woman
>>735960931
Midna should have given Link the opportunity to go with her
>>735961205Manga's canon is that him and grandpa skelly are gonna break into it
>>735961298Link and Midna also kissed in the manga
>>735960931I want to believe you, but whats the source?
>>735960727Clothes.
>>735961385Peer reviewed article written by my dick and reviewed by other dicks.
>>735961540>>735961565>>735961593Based
>>735961536One of these two will get to breed Midna since it's all she has
>>735961737She's gross
>>735961784You're gross.
until next time
>>735961834There will be a second thread. We had 2 last weekend.
>>735961737Helga from Hey! Arnold?
>>735959989You're seeing things, anon. Get your head checked.
>>735961927Nah, no monobrow.
>>735961875I don't think there's a need, this was a slower thread like the older ones. We only normally get multiple threads if the threads are going crazy fast.
>>735961784Right, right. She's so repulsive she makes my dick vomit.
>>735962049What's he doing to Paya?
>>735962126Assessing sturdiness.
>>735962094Didn't ask
>>735962197You did ask
>>735962197You asked and said sorry actually. I am not gaslighting you.
>>735962126Checking for melanoma of course.
>>735962286>>735962253I ..no...
>>735962094Yeah I like the slower threads that just kind of end honestly, and I feel like we're playing with fire if we make too many without any real good reason. One weekend thread is good and prevents burnout a bit.
>>735962493All Zelda's should be milked like the dairy cows they are
>>735962532We don't have a canon Zelda with big tits yet
>Threads start getting made earlier and drop "night" from the title always with Zelda OPs>Suddenly there's insistence that there need to be multiple threads every weekend regardless of the pace of the threads>When anons voice concern that the guys in charge might not like this they get met with catty responsesI smell a rat
>>735962594Who made you the boss around here
>>735961593>you walk into the shop and phrase a question to her; in her professional capacity as an item storage expert, approximately how many children she can realistically fit inside her womb?
>>735962727>>When anons voice concern that the guys in charge might not like this they get met with catty responsesI rest my case
>>735962126Trying to grow a papaya tree.
It may be over but I'm both glad it happened and to have the fairy-in-VN answer from >>735953847 .Blessings and peace be upon all of ye.
Waking up at the end for the sole purpose of saying I love my sword.
>>735962049This artist always drops the ball on the sex scenes by having the girls not really react to the sex. Great cheesecake though.
>>735963318Imagine the smell
>>735962832>Lets find out
>>735963318I want to hug these fishes to my chest
>>735963318they don't have barbed skin like sharks right?
>>735963728They're dolphin like
>>735963318I like how Kodah's raring to go because she had an actual crush on Link. Zora women just can't resist human men.
Fish fuckers are disgusting
sleep tight thread
>>735963793and hopefully just as rapey
>>735963852Not if I rape them first in self defense
>>735963831Blame Nintendo for making 4 canon instances of fish wanting to fuck humans.
>>735963834Gonna cum to true form Midna today
>>735963916Blame them for introducing me to a haughty, tsundere fish that's going to make me marry her.
>forgot image limit was 300d'oh
>>735963974Sucking her tits while standing
>>735964031I'm not tall enough, so i'll have to settle with licking her tummy while standing
>>735964218Manlet I hope you never have children so you don't polute the gene poll
>>735963916I like how it's always a female Zora too. Ruto really did a number on that species.
>>735964280you're on /v/ anon, none of us are gonna have kids
