What's the white chocolate of videogames?
>>736095225Visual Novels
uh it's not a real rogue clone mmkay
>>736095270Fippybippy
>>736095225Crimson desert
>>736095225Visual novels
>>736095225Gachas
>>736095270really? picture book fags insist that they're games and don't go ''I know'' three times
>>736095225>Called white CHOCOLATE>Not CHOCOLATEExplain this.
>>736095225 exclusive vidya for consoles
>>736095270/thread/Now that I think about it, 99% of the board wasn't here during the katawa shoujo plague
>>7360954620 cocoa. It would be like calling 100% ethanol gasoline.
>wanting to eat the nigger of chocolates
>>736095383Just like VN fags they are in denial that their sofcore porn webm collections are "games".
>smashfags when you tell them their party game isn't a real fighting game
>>736095462>called white wine>isn't white>called sea lion>isn't a lion>called trans woman>isn't a womanExplain this
>>736095225I like white chocolate more than brown chocolate
>>736095615Yeah, but considering Smash is more popular than all fighting games combined, they shouldn't give a shit
>>736095441It depends. If we're talking about VNs with little-to-no input from the player, then nobody calls that a game. If we're talking about something like Ace Attorney, that's a lot more defensible as a game.
>>736095225White chocolate sucks
>>736095462Almond milk has been called milk for nearly a thousand years
>>736095567it's cocoa butter though
>>736095757>he doesn't activate his almonds before milking them
Chocolate goes with liqueur.Yeah, I know... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>736095776No it isn't, most white chocolate is made of wax
>>736095817definitely
white chocolate goes with chocolate and both go with milk so i don't care since the game would clearly go with whatever I like so it would be highly subjective
>>736095808It's not really that bad.The ones that deserve to be purged from this planet are mintchocolatefags
>>736095225rogue "lites"
>>736095713>VNs with little-to-no input from the player, then nobody calls that a gamebuddy
>>736095270With actual chocolate being physical contact with women?
Super mario 2
>>736095225JRPGs
White chocolate is made of cocoa butter. It's retarded to say that it needs the cocoa powder to be "made of cocoa".It's like saying that Cheese is not a milk product because there is no whey in it.
>>736095225PvE extraction shooters
White chocolate if you want to minimize heavy metals and cadmium
I'm the only person I know who likes white chocolate. But to be fair it's basically just pure sugar so it's made for manchildren like me who eat candy
>>736097456Those exist?What are they?
>>736097404Most White chocolate doesn't even have cocoa butter. It's industrial cheap fat + sugar + White chocolate flavor
>>736097456Is that arnold shortsanigger??>>736097470I grew out of most heavy metal but I still like the cadmium eggs at Easter
>>736095225Mech games.There's always some fag in there like >Tanks are better!>Just aim for the legs!Like he thinks anyone gives a fuck.Nobody cares faggot, robots are cool.
>>736097528Escape from Duckov and Zero Sievert are what comes to mind.
>>736097528Escape From Duckov, Forever Winter, Quasimorph, Sulfur, SPT for Tarkov
>>736097554maybe in 3rd world countries like the US
>turns out white chocolate is 100% legitimate chocolate>br*wnoids just got autistic about it and talked shit for no reasonLMFAO, get fucked.
>>736095270>its not actually a videogame>"I know, but-"fpbp
Elder Scrolls is the white chocolate of Immersive Simulation games
>>736095225left guy did nothing wrong
>>736095225It's made from cocoa. It's just as much chocolate as milk chocolate and dark chocolate.
Real chocolate makes my stomach hurt
>>736095462
>>736099745I saw this.
>>736097528Arguably Shiren The Wanderer
>>736100167Wait, Roguelikes are extraction games? Or perhaps extraction games are Roguelikes? Huh. Hell of an angle.
>>736100112Ye I thought I was on /vg/. My bad bwo
>>736095270that was easy
>>736100251Shiren specifically lets you keep any gear you bring out after a successful run, so I'd say it counts. That's not standard for Roguelikes though.
>>736100251Roguelites usually don't require any extraction, you get the meta currency no matter how you die
>>736098840It's probably due to the dick in your ass
>>736095225smash
>>736095225calling Zelda an RPG
>>736098347>Used to be able to buy cheap decent quality chocolate in my country>Yanks bought the local chocolate companies out>Now chocolate is both more expensive and barely contains any real chocolateDeath to America.
>>736095225Modern Harvest Moon games are not really Harvest Moon.
Every Paper Mario after TTYD.
>>736098840
>>736100362I guess I should have specified Mystery Dungeon and its derivatives.
>just want some white chocolate but with the inside part to be brown/black instead of the usual full white>literally nothing across whole nationi hate this
>>736095462>called 4chan.orgnot a single fortune anywhere??????????
>>736101464I've definitely had pralines like that
>>736101464
>>736101464For me it's the half-white half-normal coffee-flavor chocolate from Kaufland.
>>736101464>mixed chocolateDisgusting. It tastes like a mess. Eat one then the other.
>>736095225I have legitimately never met a person who eats white chocolate. Say they like it sure, but never actually shown eating it.
>Love dark chocolate>It doubled in price in the past 3 yearsBros . . .
>>736095308>Anon suggests a rogue clone>It's just vimtutor
>dark chocolate nutella
>>736102116fuck you racist
>>736097528Witchfire, Escape from Duckov and The Forever Winter have all been great
>>736095270FPBP.
>>736095462>trans WOMAN>not a REAL womanit's really not that hard to understand
>>736097456It's that what Helldivers 2 is?
>>736095225Brown, Milk Chocolate >> White chocolate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dark Chocolate>hurrrr but it has more cocoa has more cocoaaaaa so iIt's disgusting. Chocolate is supposed to be fucking sweet
Since the thread ended with the first post, just dropping in to say American chocolate is fucking disgusting and tastes like chemicals. Why do we tolerate this bullshit? Europoors are laughing at us
>>736103507>t. lord diabetus
>>736103507You like sugar more than cocoa
>>736103580>tastes like chemicalsYou mean butyric acid. It's found naturally in butter. It's what makes Hershey's taste like that. You can get tons of chocolate made without it in the US though very easily though.
>>736103780I can confidently say that you're still fatter than me>>736103983Who fucking doesn't? Go eat pure cocoa if you like t so much you fucking nigger.
How is white chocolate not chocolate when it's made from the cacao nut just like chocolate?
>>736103352No
>>736104251How is butter not cheese?
>>736095225>white chocolate isn't real chocolate >YOU'RE THE WRONG COLOR
>>736098840Imagine being white and lactose intolerant.
>>736104941I'd probably kill myself with the amount of cheese that I indulge in.
>>736104864Keep talking like that and I'll butter your cheesy ass, faggot
>>736095757in Europe it's illegal to sell almond drink as "almond milk"
>>736104864If it's made from the coco bean it's chocolate fuck you
>>736105061>>736105280I'll have some yoghurt fries with my creamshake, thanks
>>736105607Wtf is a yogurt fry
>>736095225Just like cock, chocolate is delicious only when it's BLACK
>>736095383gachas are realer games than "real games"
>>736106114im sorry you've never had my white chocolate
>>736106114Bro I think your chicken is rotten
>>736101523>he missed fortune postingLUCK: VERY BAD
>>736106265Black chicken is a thing, some supermarkets sell it even.
>>736095225>DID YOU KNOW>SUPER MARIO BROS 2 IS ACKCHUALLY DOKEY DOKEY PICKNIC IN CHINA
>>736104864Huh, this is the best food analogy so far.
>>736106457that's a black cockand a pretty big one
depends, white chocolate is technically chocolate as it uses cacao butter. the orange guy's point still stands if the faggot's chocolate brand doesnt actually contain cacao butter and is actually just a bar of goyslop.
>>736097456>bye book
>>736095462Pencil lead isn't made from leadKiller whales aren't whalesStrawberries aren't berries
>>736100251The Mystery Dungeon games specifically have the extraction mechanic of escaping with loot or losing it all if you can't beat the boss of the floor
okay so uuhhhwhat does white chocolate taste like?
>>736100612what are they?I have only played SNES and GB Harvest Moon.
>>736105280Cocoa plant is chocolate.
>>736100570>be burger>can buy a bunch of regional chocolate brands that aren't the slop we sell overseas>real cocoa, no corn syrup, no artificial ingredients or colors>mon visage when my local New England gas station chain sells their own chocolates equal to and sometimes better than many euroid brands that were made by master candymakers practicing their art for 400 years in some faggy mountain villageKek get acquired losers
>>736095270I fucking love white chocolate, let me tell you this.
>>736104112You can get sugar a million different ways. Cocoa is a different and unique taste that you elect to not enjoy in favor of more sugar. Bald fatty fat fat.
>>7361096721. was2. was thought to be3. was thought to be
>>736102439I wish roguelikes did have vim-like keybinds.Most of them do suppport hjkl at least, but things like visual mode and : working would be nice.
>>736109672>Strawberries aren't berries>No no its not a berry its an "aggregate accessory fruit"Yeah okay and "they" wonder why people have no faith in modern taxonomies.
>>736095225Super mario 2.
I'll go with how horribly the term "roguelike" has been bastardized. It doesn't have to be limited to just things that are near-clones of rogue but it sure seems like most people making them are copying third-hand ideas of what a roguelike is.I shifted my chocolate fix into chocolate milk. Use a cacao powder ratio around dark chocolate. Add a bit of honey, coffee and cinnamon to give it some complexity.
>What's the white chocolate of videogames?Any discussion about if something is a "true RPG" or not, I don't fucking give a shit. Arguing about the technicalities of genres is so fucking uninteresting. The only thing anybody should care about is if a game succeeds in what it's trying to do
>>736095383thisLook at >>736077642 and it's basically the OP meme
>>736095462White chocolate is real chocolate, it uses all of the same cacao sourced components present in milk or dark chocolate, except for the cacao liquor part so you have something made only from the cacao solids / butters instead.
>>736101464stealth blackedfag shilling his dogshit fetish
>>736103507They hated him because he told them the truth
>>736112251you can literally see the seeds on the fucking outside of the strawberry, it fundamentally isn't what berries are, BERRIES HAVE SEEDS INSIDE
>>736114027Those aren't seeds, they're spores
>>736113386Bruh, make home made Vanilla extract. Get small bottle 100-200ml, couple of vanilla pods and 40%+ rum. Let it rest for couple weeks, you can add it to coffee, cocoa or any baked goods.Also if I see someone mention "roguelike" and it's not a proper rougelike have no respect for that faggot. Having random world generation and some power-ups is not it.
>>736095441Ace Attorney, Danganronpa, Planescape Torment and Disco Elysium are games. Text-heavy, but still games.Umineko, Steins;Gate, Slay the Princess, Doki Doki Literature Club are VNs
>>736095462>Called Mountain Chicken
>>736095704>shouldn'tAutism doesn't understand this word so I will continue to hold it over their head and laugh as they all screech to defend their position
>>736110328>Cocoa is a different and unique taste that you elect to not enjoy in favor of more sugarGo eat cocoa then retard.We're talking about CHOCOLATE here.
>>736109672Killer Whales Kill Whales
>>736114093They are not spores they are ACHENES (tiny little subsidiary fruits holding seeds)If you wanted to accurately describe a strawberry it's a fruit covered in hundreds of littler fruits
>>736095225Can't the guy on the left just shut the fuck up?
>>736109672>Lead is soft enough to write with it and it used to be used in pencils>Killer Whales are Dolphins, dolphins are a type of whale>The word "berry" is completely meaningless.
>>736114165I've always seen vanilla pods more expensive than vanilla extract. I have had thoughts of preparing some extracts for use in homebrewing or to add to homebrews - I forget exactly what I had in mind.The real corruption of the roguelike is converting the randomness of unidentified items that is central to the genre into regularly scheduled "choose one of three" menus.
>>736095225Fallout 4
>>736095663>black people
>>736114614I buy vanilla pods every couple of months, they are still cheap, 12-14 pods are around 10-12€.Store bought vanilla extract isn't the same, it's worth the effort."Roguelike" became just like you said, pick 1 out of 3 random options.I find it fascinating how 3 became the universal number for so many games.Why not 4 or 5?Would that lead to choice paralysis?
>>736114337Fat
>>736098840Is milk intolerance actually a thing? I know that infants might have trouble with it, but adults certainly don't. It feels like one of those things that really only happen in US and West Europe, like “first-world problems” or something like that, only even more narrow
>>736115040I weight less than you
>>736095225White chocolate is really good
>>736095587>tower defense>"real game!">same tower defense but now you have to get units from rng pool>nooooo it not game coomer oom oom ook!
>>736095225Roguelites
>>736115050It's a gene, same as cilantro tasting like soap. Generally the only people missing it are pure European white. Any other ethnicity basically guaranteed passes on the gene.
>>736115257How do you think I know that you are too young to have known a time without a smartphone?
>>736114865>actually brown
>>736115437I'm 36...I owned a Saturn and had Nights on it when it released
>>736115583Answer the rhetorical question.
>>736114216Reminds me of a story>Working in restaurant, serving horderves for a private event. One of them was a thin piece of crispy chicken>dumb 19yo waitress who doesn't pay attention to briefings asks the kitchen what it is>one chef answers>"Oh it's bat meat.">"Whaaat? Ewww no it's not, really?">"You know what they say, it's the chicken of the caves.">Mfw I'm holding back trying to bust out laughing at that retarded dead pan line>mfw she buys it>mfw we get in trouble later because she actually told one of the guests it was fucking bat meat
>>736115674You don't know shit, you just repeat memes like a parrotNo Polly, you don't get a cracker
>>736115798Keyword: rhetorical. Use your brain, Anon. The power is in you.
>>736114503>>The word "berry" is completely meaningless.Shut the fuck up it's a fruit with a seed inside.
>>736115873It's not a real rhetorical question, it's the stupid shit youngsters do these days
>>736116156>pulling a "no u" to avoid having to thinklol
how is that a "no u"really not beating the bird allegations chief
>>736115257>there are some examples of pornobait gachas based on an actual game genre>therefore the ones that aren't and are obviously the ones that you are complaining about don't exist>arent I so clever?
>>you are too young to have known>shit youngsters do>anything other than a no u>still avoiding any form of thought
>>736115074>I weight less than youbrown
>>736117772I'm also whiter than you
>x years of human civilization>it's still only about food and sexCan we please move on?
>>736119123humanity is a giant meme, thousands of years ago some chink rice farmer was saying to himself >how the fuck did those freaks who cut their balls off become so important anyways they are sub 1% of the population
>>736095572that's bitter chocolate
>>736119328Poor analogy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuchs_in_China
>>736095225Musou games
>>736109854He means modern harvest moon, original devs don't own the name, so when they started self publishing they had to change the english name to Story of Seasons. Meanwhile the original english publishers shit out a bunch of indie slop farming games and and pretended they were the real Harvest Moon in all of the marketing
>>736102174Not everyone's a fatass with a chocolate bar in their hands 24/7
>>736095225>is that white chocolate >yes i love it>white chocolate isn't real chocolate >i will kill you and tear you apart limb from limb>wait wh->*proceeds to brutally murder him*
>>736095225>Fake AF>Full of trash that's bad for you>Delicious (to some people) anywayDark Souls or TLOU. Take your pick.
>>736115050Infants need to be able to digest lactose because of mommy milkies. Once you're an adult, it's no longer needed, so your body stops producing the enzymes required. Because we domesticated cows, it's actually a very recent evolutionary adaptation to retain production of the necessary enzyme into adulthood.
>>736122181>Fake AF>Full of trash that's bad for youu wot
This is the best chocolate in the world
>>736115257>same tower defense but it plays itself so you can focus on your anime girl slot machine>not a game
>>736104941Older generations are very lactose-tolerant because they chug milk all the time and think doing so is healthy. They grew up with every school and media source on the big milk payroll, being told to keep drinking milk or their bones will wither away. As big milk's influence has declined, so has younger people's tolerance to milk.
>>736123098
>>736123508One does not gain lactose tolerance by exposure, dipshit.
>>736123641Did you see that woman who was lactose intolerant who got over it just by drinking a shitload of milk for like a month and dealing with the gas/diarrhea until she lost her intolerance?
>>736095225>>736095462>>736095567it has cocoa butter in it retardsUnless you believe only 99.99% dark is real chocolate and the rest is fake white chocolate is still chocolate
>>736123508milk is fuckin tasty yoi had chocolate lava cakes with a cold cup of milk the other day and it was absolute peak
>>736116146Is an apple a berry?
>>736123576You have shit taste
I don't care what it is...it's tasty. White chocolate Hersey like cookies and cream flavor is fucking delicious.
>>736123723Beating your gut flora into submission is not the same as developing the ability to properly digest lactose.
>>736123869Those just taste like sugary wax.
>>736095225I like this cartoon. Its funny and cute
>>736095225Skyrim
>>736123576GET OUT OF THE STREET YOU FUCKING BUMYOU GAVE UP ON LIFE DIDN'T YOU?
>>736124701you forgot relatable
>>736124775>YOU GAVE UP ON LIFE DIDN'T YOU?How did you know?
Isn't yellow hair obviously the annoying nigger in the conversation? Why are so many people relating to him and answering as if the guy enjoying his thing without caring about the nigger's low IQ worthless trivia is the retard in this exchange?
>>736123508I drank milk all through childhood, more than I drank water, and continued well into adulthood.Now it guarantees me multiple hours on the toilet in agony
>>736095462wait until you hear about the PEACOCK MANTIS SHRIMP
>>736123757cocoa butter but no cocoa ergo IT IS NOT CHOCOLATE
>>736126952Not him, we underestimate how important our intestine biome is. Kefir is great for that.
>>736095817What an American thing to say
>>736109672Killer whales are whales and whales are fish however
>>736128927
>gold mine>isn't mine
>>736098876They open the computer lab back up, Landon?
>>736095270
>>736095548I can't believe I let people try and convince me Lilly wasn't going to be best girl when I could tell just by looking.
>>736129628>looks at you with pity>bestnah
>>736095225Gacha
>>736098840>Real milk hurts my tummyThe simple fact he phrased it like that makes him deserving of all the mockery he sustained.Had the reply been something an adult would say; he would have had a point.
>>736130107>doesn't understand comic writingThe antagonist was super childish. And the guy responded in a childish way, reflecting the energy back at the dipshit amplified tenfold. Retard.
>>736127993it is still made from the same plant dipshit>>736095817only in mutt land
>>736130201Childish or not, the antagonist was mocking him for being pathetic and weak.Responding like a child himself only confirms this and undermines the entire point he is trying to make.This is not funny or clever writing.The comic is a failure.
>>736130423As I said>doesn't understand comic writing
>>736130107>>736130423it isn';t supposed to make him look good dumbass
>>736130594I understand it perfectly well.You sound like someone who is amused by a set of jingling keys, however.
>>736130663Thank you for admitting that you were wrong.
>>736130650You sure about that faggot?
>>736114503you just mogged that guy
>>736130857Pretending to be illiterate won't help you save face, clown.Why you even care about that on an anonymous image board is beyond me. Just stop posting.
>>736095462The rest of the world aren't autistic faggots who think their personal definition of words are the only ones that can exist.
>>736131191Not him but would it not be simpler to have one exact definition for a single word.Without that all we can do is argue over semantics.
>>736130663>failed to grasp entire post, responding to only part of it that he could just reject>follows this with ad hominemyeah you got blown the fuck out and you know it
>>736095462>hot dogs>its not hot till you microwave them.explain this shit.tell me why i cant have a freezer in my store, filled with frozen bottles of water, labelled HOT WATER, as long as there is stove top instructions on the backTELL ME
>>736095270Just letting you guys know that I didn't read any other posts past this one since it's literally the perfect answer and you guys are faggots for discussing whatever it is you're arguing about in this thread that I didn't bother reading.
>>736131357>simplersimply simplifying simple simply means we would have like, 25 fucking words for every regular word.its a lot simpler, to have a few meanings for one word.
>>736132237oh we were all agreeing with you and showering you with praise, didnt you read them
>>736132142Union rules.
>>736115496>and not people
>>736101523You have to go down the hall to /s4s/ if you want one of those.
>>736113386lol
>>736095225>chocolate>dark chocolate>white chocolate>still no strawberry chocolate>still no peanut butter chocolateAnd no, not peanut butter filling, or strawberry flakes, but actual peanut butter and strawberry infused into the chocolate bar.
>>736132571We got the joke, yes.
>>736132731bruh do you grocery shop at a convenience store or something. go to one of those "fancy rich peoples" grocery stores with the organic everything shit. you can probably find sand+dandelion chocolate in those places, seriously.
>>736132801>joke
>>736095225Resident Evil 4.>>736095270Really fips muh bips.
>>736095270The most correct answer ever.
>>736103507You must be over 18 to post on this website.
Why is white chocolate not allowed to have its own cookie? Every other topping gets a cookie to itself, but white always have to share with nuts.
>>736095225visual novels
>>736133113White chocolate gets the absolutely gigabased cookies n' cream. It doesn't need its own cookie at that point.
>>736095225Breath of the Wild
>>736133175why hasnt anyone made dark chocolate and cookies
>>736123508>Older generations are very lactose-tolerant because they chug milk all the timeEven by this site's standards in 2026 sometimes I wonder if people actually read the shit they type out or say it out loud.
>>736133457...thats...thats literally how it works. if your lactose intolerant, you can forcibly change it by just chugging milk for a few weeks. youll shit your fucking guts out until you adjust, butbut thats literally correct. thats literally how it works.
>>736133553This was already explained to you>>736123723>>736124607Don't try to pretend that it wasn't.
>>736124607Yeah but it’s pretty fucking based
I like semi-sweet chocolate :>
>>736129218Yeah :)
>>736095225What's the unprocessed cacao nibs? That's what I eat.
>>736133390There are cookies with dark chocolate chunks and also ones that use dark chocolate cookie dough.
Don't know if anyone here is complaining about dark chocolate, but let me tell you something: dark chocolate syrup is amazing, almost better than milk chocolate syrup.
>>736133640but it wasnt
>phoneposting
>>736133860what about dark choc and chip, with chunks of white choc and chip IN it
>>736134035Once you get on pure cacao, even dark chocolate doesn't do it anymore.
>>736104251Why is grappa not wine?!
>>736104941I pretty much cured mine by consuming as much dairy as I could for about 5 months straight after reading about how asians developed a tolerance to dairy rations post ww2It used to make niagra falls come out of my ass, now it just makes my stomach a bit upset (and only if it's the main thing I ate, like ice cream)
>>736133053You're on the videogame board bud
>>736095225tycoon games that play themselves.
>>736095225Dark Souls 2
>>736104941I would die from how much milk I drink and kill myself because I couldn't drink anymore.
