It's Tachyon Tuesday
>>736131413False, Tuesdays belong to Taiki.
kys gacha bestiality nigger furfaggot yiffers
I need an ai browser extension that would find and filter any taiki post instantly
Post jiggie rooms.
Fuck off.
What do we think of April's schedule?
OH SHIT I'M FEELIN IT
How in the hell would you make a TT bakushin? Im all outta options for other characters rn. Do i just do sprints+miles?
>>736131664Yeah, sprint and miles 2 speed 4 wit
>>736131637>MutekiAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! IM A LAZY FUCKER AND STILL DIDNT DRAW THE THING! FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>736131637Oh shit golshi week again already? Are we getting a fuckton of gibs again?
>aptitude test ends in 3 days>you need like 100,000 points to buy everything>theres no other tests for pointswhat the fuck did they mean by this?
>>736131717Yes
>>736131637Not a single banner I want to pull on.
>>736131743I got my rainbow shard amd tenno spring sashes, im good
>>736131664
>>736131773>Heterosexuality status:REVOKED
>>736131773If you are a metafag, you'd want to pull for ballroom Seiun. CB card is also worth pulling for at least 1*.
>>736131637>Neicha banner after CM endsFuck, I wanted to use her...
>>736131707relax, you got 20 days
>>736131856>If you are a metafag, you'd want to pull for ballroom SeiunI'll just borrow her.>CB card is also worth pulling for at least 1*.No card is ever worth using below MLB and I'm not going to pull to MLB that card.
>>736131806I am aware of the schedules, its just that 180 stats seems like dogshit lmao>>736131874I also have a cage to wage in
>>736131773There is literally nothing I want until after MANT... Maybe summer Goldshi
>spend 2 weeks to get a decent Kitasan>spend 2 runs to get a Tamamo that gets 90% of my winssometimes i think this game hates me.
>>736131637>only 1 CMthis sucks, im going to flatline hard
Golshi game.
>>736131637Only one CM the whole month? Seems a bit slow-paced to me
>>736131909>he doesnt knowCB is good at 0lb dude, and pretty great at 1lb. Check gametora stats, MLB barely improves the card past 1lb
>>736131637Am I crazy if I think the Sirius Wit card looks interesting? Not meta defining or anything, but an interesting borrow option.
>Check online store>New Gran Alegria Figurine for preorders!>actually about 1/6th of my monthly income. Duuuude...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHoiq8QulUWhat do we think of JP's April fool?
>>736132031nah. there's a handful of good cards that get overlooked by the extremely meta defining ones
i'm not even third rate everyone's SS or S+ and i can barely hit A+
>>736132056Kino.
>>736131637Skip n save month
>>736132083>barely hit A+post screenshot of your most recent run and show uma with cards.
>>736132065I'm just looking that it has another late race accel, and considering we're getting a couple medium CMs in a row, it seems like the way to go for lates if you also have MLB Wit Nature.
>>736131637I NEED WAGIE TITS ON MY FACE NOW!!! I'LL GIVE HER THE ULTIMATE WAGIE JOB!!!being a mother
>>736132056Fuck is she doing
>1-4>1-4>3-2>2-3>0-5>1-4mathematically speaking I am primed to win 1 (once) out of 40 attempts in round 2, right?
>>736131637Power Scarlet card gives a pretty good gold acceleration skill for Pace.
>>736132231オ
>>736123263I can actually get her A in mile. But I think I need 3 speed cards which I probably don’t have good ones at least.
>>736132231Her best
>>736132287O
I need you
>>736132303what do you got? Alternatively you can run some speed sparks
>>736131637What is Golshi Week Celebration?
My winrate went up from yesterday, but tomorrow is the true test
>>736132287got me
>>736131637>Ballroom Seiun won't save me mid-longslopIT'S OVER
>>736132392Golden week celebration gibs
>>736131637Ines has fat tits. Fuji is hot and Natie's really hot. but I must stay strong.
>>736132434Wasn't that this month?Maybe the speedup put us out of order.
>>736132274Maybe gold Head-on is how I make a Taiki that can take on the XOguri horde that is coming
>>736131743Grab your crystals and scout tickets. Give up on the books
>>736131413
>>736132392it was supposed to be golden week special where they give free gems and have a hard difficulty career mode but goldship steals the whole event for her
>>736132056what do you guys think of the new tama alt? i think she's taller
>>736132056Teio, Chiyono, rat thing... The Koreans are not going to like this!
>>736132386https://files.catbox.moe/ihc2ab.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/aib0fu.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/y7nmhz.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/rps1pi.jpegI have a Uma with a good spark in mile and speed.
>>736132235You'll win at least one. If you don't, I'll hand in my trainer's license
>>736132471We're actually lining up with JP for once. They're currently having this year's ballroom event to.
He's too strong
>>736132559She looks dumber and poorer than usual
>>736131637Is ballroom Seiun really that important? I like her normal duds more
>>736132559she got fat
Jiggie inb4 the thread gets nukedhttps://jiggie.fun/_EbKlL
>>736132659I have yet to lose to a Kitasan, I'm always losing to end closers.
>>736132659>Bring down /v/maWhat did he mean by this
>>736132712>just saw some harmless miiverse thread get 404'dI fear we may not be long for this world
>>736132678Great mid front runner that can still see uses 2-3 years late into the game.
>>736132056>>736132559AIEEE WHITE LIGHTNING SAMA
>>736132761Are we to blame for the misfire?
>>736132712>open jiggie>don't hear HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY>close jiggie
>>736132761If they hit the poke all toads threads then should be thrown to the nearest incinerator.
>>736132812Umadachi Life
got to tier A this time and hishiwife getting wins, its a good CM
>>736132812I liked the first game and putting uma miis in sounds interesting.
>>736131956McQueen is so cute...
>>736132575Either Kita, Jordan, Bright, FineMo, Marvelous Sunday, borrow NTR or Fuku, with enough stamina you can make due with BOFA + stam siphon orKita, Jordan, Bright, Finemo, Sunday, borrow creek for a more reliable swinging + bofa/siphon
>>736131413Imagine having to cut holes in every pair of pants, panties, dresses, bodysuits, and tights you own.
>>736132712We will continue to outlast the janny, and ruin his morning by having a pump limit thread to great him, and watch as he absolutely fuming and instantly lock our thread and banned anyone who rub it to his face by posting /v/ma won.
>>736132659I'm hoping for a rematch someday
>>736131637>Need Mr CB for wit maxxing>Need Daiwa SSR for gold head-on>Need Nishino for paces>Need Neicha for waifu How the fuck am I supposed to get all of that?
>>736132941They sell them pre-holed
>>73613163712k carats and a dream for YaenoI regret going for MLB NTR
>>736132979You need to use THAT
>>736132979A jack of all trades is a master of none
>>736132945The best part is I watched him lock the thread, delete the "/v/ma won" post, THEN delete the thread. He was so ass blasted he had to ban that guy first.
Caught me a big one today.
>>736132941just be a lazy piece of shit like tachyonuma-specific clothes are probably more expensive anyhow
>>736132995>I regret going for MLB NTRHaving 2LB NTR is such pain. By the time I can 3LB her, MANT will be halfway done and I'm better off saving my crystal for something else
>>736133136>UG - Ultra Gay
>>736132594thanks ShakurT I am inhaling hopium as we speak
>>736132056keked at this part
>>736132945>>736133027Holy BASED
>>736133141whoops dropped my tachyon
>>736132945can you link that thread? i missed it
>>736133197quite possibly the greatest sticker ever. We are all obligated to roll on Muteki
>>736133197>>736133241Muteki Nation thanks the Sticker making CHAD for an invaluable PR increase
I love Hayahide, but I haven't managed to make an ace out of her, not even for TTI'm literally going insane
>>736133234https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736076097/
>>736133317Calm down and eat a banana, it helps
>>736133324KWAB
>>736132868Deck and skills? Not even with spurt I win anything with her.
>>736131664Bakushin is still ez mode even in mant 3 spd 3 wit or some guts if you are feeling spicy
>>736132979Skip Daiwa or at least only borrow that card for the skill because she has crap stats. If you would roll for Gold Head-On you may as well wait for the only other card that gives it that is actually good, even if it features a boy.
>>736133324>Post that got deleted is Tsurumaru fucking lmao
>>736131637I want Flower, but wedding Curren is so hot and I want to make sure I have enough when she shows up
>>736131743The events for this game as a whole expect you to put in so much fucking time, it's genuinely unbelievable
>>736131637I might go for C.B but otherwise this month is a skip for me.
Still Round 1 rate.
>>736133324>Deleted>LockedThat's like shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane.
>>736133324KWAB! does anyone got the personalized b& message he sent months ago? Someone should make a compilation of all his meltdowns.
>>736131637>>736132371Will Nishino Flower be must have tier for pacers or is she just worth a borrow?
>>736132945I wish you the best /v/ma's. I don't play your game, but I like to see the funny images on here from time to time. With love from /v/hu
>>736133752I would imagine its like seiun, being insanely good for fronts usually, but i borrow her and nothing bad has really happened
ok where's the joke
wheres the prank
>>736133438Radiant Star and Shadow Break offscreen but the ASS is probably carrying hard
>>736133324Moral of the story:>One rogue mod enables the schizo>When he's not on shift, even a blatant uma thread is fine on /v/, no need for stealth threads.>Our persistency can absolutely make him act more like a bitch than he already is.>/v/ma won
>>736133664
>>736131413I like manhattan cafe more
>>736131637kino banner soonyep, imma be savin'
>>736133563NTA but this one is even more reasonable than the previous ones. MANT takes so fucking long and there's more stuff in the shop than before, and it's a MANT exclusive event essentially. I used to clear all the events with ease but even this one is too much for me. I just cant do anymore mant runs, im tired
>>736134068I did all 5 of my borrows (technically 4, had to glue one because I ended the first summer with 300 speed) as soon as I got off work and got back at 6 pm. It's now midnight and I'm still working on my last run.
>>736134068*this one is even more **unreasonable>>736134168I used to do 5 runs a day EZ, sometimes more to grind fans for my club. Now I can barely make myself do 2-3 runs. It's just too much and Im burning through way too many alarm clocks as is. The more I run, the more I get punished. I've done like 30+ refinement runs and I still can't make a better ace than the one I lucked 10 days ago
>>736133664Not banned but I got several warnings for reporting the schizo. If they don't want me reporting shit, then ban the fucker on sight.
>>736131637>Golshi Week gibs before Cheer NatieTHANK YOU SHIRAOKI
>>736133986KEK! thanks.
>>736134328Only reason I could see them doing that is if the "schizo" was a janny himself. Sure does seem that way sometimes.
>>736131413favorite uma of discord power mods
>>736133563This stops being the case. I complete every single event without even trying. They just finish up while I do my 1 minute daily skips, and maybe 2 or 3 careers a week.t. jp
>>736134328They keep banning him and he keeps coming back. I don't know why they don't just range ban him though.
>>736134004>umacordqrd? Did they finally went full faggot and self-imploded?
>>736131413she lowers my cortisol
>>736134635Official discord started enforcing a "no discussing umas as your wives" rule, "no sharing (male) trainer x uma" art etc, basically mods are enforcing a bunch of weird puritan stuff because "we're waiting to hear from cygames" and other strange excuses. Started shitting on people for wanting to wife up the characters in a very passive aggressive way, mods larping as characters showing they dont actually know anything about the games or characters. Whole situation is really strange, but I guess not that strange for Discord. Normies getting upset that people want to waifu the waifus in the waifu game.
>>736134801It's also more than that, apparently. None of that was okay but yuri shit was.
>>736134801sounds like yurifags
Since April will be pretty dead is anyone interested in some semi-competitive cups? regular races with 1 week of prepim thinking tracks that aren't usually run like like the ibis summer dash, ooi 2000 at night, etc. Anything but xoguri tracks
>>736134801NTA but I did dig a little deeper when the drama happened and its the usual suspects
>>736134801why would anyone ever enter an "official" discord? hell, why would anyone ever use discord for anything other than to chat with irl friends?
>>736134786
>>736131637Am I reading this right that Muteki ends the same day as the CM so I won't be able to use any free winnings on her?
so which club is gonna rename to wu/v/ you for april fools?
https://db.sp.netkeiba.com/horse/horse_detail_royal05_all.htmlFAMIBROS?!
>>736134945Well the discord itself is marketed in game. Some people arent aware of how cancerous this crap is, but there's really no reason it should devolve to that. >>736134898>>736134874>>736134935Definitely a yurifag/furry type deal. The uma on uma is okay, but male trainer bad, wives bad, "all uma characters are underage" even though they have no canonical age and don't even age the same way humans do
>>736134560Getting 400k event points got easier with ura and mant, but the amout of time to get there is still a bit much, and getting to the end is insane. Even daily throw runs take longer in Uma than I take to do dailies in ZZZ and Genshin combined
Does the trainer aptitude mode elevate the difficulty as some career modes sometimes do?
>>736135497>playing three separate gacha games at oncedo you have time for literally any other games?
Reminder that official discords are either filled with mentally ill faggots or they're just honeypots, don't make the same mistake that I did anons and avoid discord at all cost.
>>736135497how can you stand playing more than one phone game?
>>736135540No, there's no reason not to do it right now
>>736135609Lol the only reason I knew what was going on was because I watched a youtube video about said drama. Not that that's much better, but yeah Discord is garbage. Don't waste your time in some shitty public server, literally anything else is better
>>736135609I honestly had no idea what was going on till this started being posted here. Just followed the Japanese accounts and ignored the western community.
>>736134579Range bans are retarded, I get range banned from making threads every couple weeks because of some nigger
>>736135609>little witch nobetaThe signs were there anon...
>>736135609>If your server isn't pozzed, it gets mass reported for pedophilianevermind the thousands of discord dating servers lmao
>>736135828Vast majority of IPs are range banned right now, it's fucking nuts. I have to verify some throwaway email everytime I want to post
>>736135587I put down 80 hours of mewgenics the first month it was out, played through bombun and got its title medals, play tf2 with a friend like 4-5 hours a week, started playing BF1 with my roommate the past few weeks, do like once a week CS with friends. I also have a 30 hour a week job and I go out to a trail to walk like 5 miles per week, so I'm not just stewing at home either.Genshin and ZZZ are pretty easy to do as a morning routine when I'm not doing story/events and I do Uma dailies at work or in bed while throwing some slop show like american dad or futurama on my computer. Just think the Uma stuff is a little on the long side, but it's usually still worth squeezing in.
>>736134945If you wanna actually talk about uma or any other game with people Reddit is garbage by design. It's basically just Discord and 4chan
>>736135883Don't forget the groomercords that blatantly advertise on 4chan lol.
>>736136002Damn dude, you be gaming. respect
>>736135636I like genshin/ZZZ quite a bit and even with the daily bs they're basically just PC games to me, so Uma is really the only mobile schlock in my head even if that's not technically true
>spotted a runaway suzuka in CMfeels good to know I already won
>>736134945Try finding a good uma community without using 4chan or discord. It's impossible to find good people to talk about games anywhere because the internet is so centralized
>>736132793This is your CM winner
>>736132913Does she want a specific skill from a Uma parent?
>>736132868>HishiamaBASED
>>736136294tamamo, rudolf, brian and ny opera are good, you should be able to find some good tamamo borrows but it's not really obligatory
What the fuck is this new captcha
>>736136262even though i know they're gonna horrifically perish into 9th place by a distance, i cant help but root for them whenever i see em. The fact that they're forced to be on unity makes it less than likely lol
>>736136021I still believe that reddit would've been usable if there was no upvote/downvote system, that shit just creates the worst kind of attention whores, they're somehow more pathetic than (you)sluts
>>736136567The worst April Fools to date
How do people get crazy max guts and max wit umas?
>>736136262Runaway suzuka doesn't exist to win, she exists to slingshot the other front. I lost both times I saw it.
This is your CM ace >>736136567Literally babymode april fools. They didn't even bother making it consisten but RNG so users would still consider buying the pass.
>Solve a captcha no one can see or interact with if they already solved one beforeIs she stupid???
>>736136567I haven't gotten anything yet, does it not work on 4chanx?
>>736136567>new captchahuh?
>>736136652It's not just the vote autism, I think that Reddit just isn't designed for back and forth fast conversation the way 4chan and Discord are.
>>736136897It's random. I've gotten it once
>>736136749ten percent luck
>solving captchasLMAO
>>736131413>>736131413Sex
I guess the real April Fools was expecting something good from jannies huh.
>>736137083>Post from my phone>"No verification required bro go ahead.">Post from literal computer >"Unblock spur.us and mcl.io or go fuck yourself."I still have no clue what those are or how to disable them. Shit makes no sense.
>>736137515I couldn't post on my desktop for more than a week so I've had to use my phone that whole time. found out that I had to verify the session using an email so I can finally post now. thought they were trying to curb phoneposting, not the other way around.
>>736137365>Sorry we can't allocate resources to making a good April Fools joke, we have to keep deleting uma threads
>>736137083I think the amount of captcha is very few, too. So far I got Armstrong twice, /int/ question once, Kobeni once, and Essex twice
>>736137710If anilist can turn all their entries into uma then maybe hiromoot should've turn every threads into uma thread. That would definitely give that janny a heart attack lmao.
>>736132793You called?
does anyone have that pic of kitasan carrying a nitro box
>>736136652and if the reply chains weren't the clunkiest shit imaginable to navigate, and if there were no user accounts.
I still miss the Yotsuba Stock Exchange Market, I don't think jannies will ever come up with something better than that.
>>736132287whoa... deepest lore......
>>736137515I had this same issue and fixed it in 2 minutes after a quick google. No I will not spoonfeed you.
>>736137983They already did.
>>736137983I will forever hold merged boards high in my heart since it revealed that every bad post was in fact by Canadians
Your favorite uma becomes the mc of the last game she played, how does she fare?
>>736138054>the """fix""" is to whitelist them
Obviously anyone sane and remotely competent that worked on the website popped smoke when they got their shit leaked last year. This is literally the best they can do, anything else is too complicated. The only reason they're even doing it is because the boards would riot without an event.
>>736137940
This run was already garbage but she failed a 1% +120 speed rainbow in summer and I full tilted afterwards and just raced every single turn from that point. She somehow didn’t lose another race in permanent awful mood despite already having lost 10 races to that point as well.
>>736138282More like they spent too much manpower on uma witchhunt lel
What a crappy aprils fools.
>>736138282not having anything at all is in itself already a better prank than what we have now
>>736138186>calstone light o>resident evil 2She breaks the speedrun record.
>>736137083>get a joke captcha>get it wrong on purpose to see if there's anything else>literally nothing happens and I cycle a slider captcha
>>736138186I don’t know what game King Halo played last, but for me it was Theatre Days and since Uma is just a back door idolmaster game anyway she’d fit in.
>>736138289thanks
Good morning neighas.
Kitasan is pretty damn cute. What's her story like? Is she just a good girl doing her best or does she have anything else going on?
I'm guessing none of the captcha images have an uma despite being an actual cultural fenomeno.
>>736138763It's almost 15:30 in jp hours, dacchi...
>>736138763Today I learned that "login bonus" in japanese is "login bonus">>736136002Idk how I typed "title medals" instead of "time medals" but I'd hate myself if I didn't draw attention to this mistake
>>736138780she likes festivalsthe entire cast can pretty much split clean between these two groups>girl that does her best, has a minor funny quirk or gimmick slapped on>autism incarnate
>>736138780I dunno I've only played her in MANT. I agree she's cute from lobby interactions though, at first I thought she'd be boring but I do like her now
>Donuts and 500 carats for april foolsNeat>>736138840It's still morning in some places in the world...
Why is meme science horse so clingy?
>>736138872Japs are about 60 years from just speaking English with a racist accent.
>>736138943She grew attatched
testing if i can even replyfuck this gay ass system
>>736138909>>girl that does her best, has a minor funny quirk or gimmick slapped on>>autism incarnateHow does Super Creek fit into this? She is both.
>>736138763>>736138939Reached my 1850 days of login today.I've been playing practically since day 1 of JP.
>>736139205how many carrots does that get you?
Don't open
>>736139264Should be 150 carats since the reward for 1900 login days is also 150 carats.
>>736139273uhm, sex
JP's having mega dirt uma banner.Just in time for the Dirt american CM haha...
>>736135154Where the FUCK is my Royal Family collab event?I need to see Fami-chan inheriting Hope's dream of winning the Arima Kinen.
>>736139518The always do this. Helps trainers lacking good horses prepare for the upcoming chanmi.
>>736139518why do you have so little carats
Some anon posted personality quiz before (umapoi.moe) and I got Gentildonna (pic related).I'm global pleb, can anyone tell me about this horse and uma?
>>736139659I fell for the bait meta support custom selection rate up banner...
>>736139679You're a dirty gorilla
>>736139679Gorilla
>>736139679*umamusume fucking typo
>>736139679The strongest ojou.
>>736139679Bound to lose.
>>736139679Gorilla ultra Stacy, classic otome villainess except she actually win over the heroine. Crush steel balls for fun. The one single mare that scares the shit out of gold ship.She also groom (You) into her ideal man and has her own training ASMR.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlTAclugJI
>>736132231what a magical shitpost uma
Jiggie!
I DON'T HAVE ANY CAPTCHAS
>>736140082We just finished one
>>736139679She can crush walnuts with her toes.
Who is best uma?
>>736140263Your oshi
My fruaking villain...
>>736140263
>>736139679Took the quiz and got this. Is she uma kaiji or something?
>>736140358
>>736140371are you homeless by any chance?
>>736139706>>736139714>>736139828>>736139874>>736139884Ok, Gentildonna it is I guess. I'm from /fit/ but I'm not gorilla though.
>>736140414I have money but am too cheap to spend it.
>>736139518Fuck you Cyjews, give her a second alt already.
>>736139679>>736140371Link that quiz then, if you are so great.
weeeeeee!
>>736139679>>736140442It definitely called me out; Fuck this horse though. The terminology knowledge was the autism spectrum test huh? Too bad it didn't ask about gaming on computer skill use or akiba or that would've skyrocketed.
>>736139679I got doto and it said I'm a 7 on the autism spectrum, I'm kind of offended. Good forbid a guy not be strongly open to me experiences.
>>736140491All her alts are going to cards. I think her newest SR card is her only SR card throughout the whole game
>>736140612>Fuck this horseDo NOT say that shit about Wife Neicha
>>736140612>>736139679>bluesky devsyeah hard pass
>>736140612>The terminology knowledge was the autism spectrum test huh?That doesn't make sense because I only got salaryman terms like pivot table and click through rate and it said I'm highly autistic.
>>736140508Literally wrote in brackets, but here you autist:https://umapoi(dot)moe
>>736140723Those aren't the autism ones I'm afraid you are retarded not autistic. Or worse yet; A G*rman.
>>736139679>fav song question>doesn't have the onsen scenario songShit quiz.
>>736140716
>>736140716She's a hard horse to cope with. Mentally I link up more with Tokai Teio.
>>736140779You won't be so smug when you need some data analyzed fuckboy
>>736140843Quit stuffing your bra.
>>736140371I took it again, changed a few answers and got her again. Who is this uma?
i think there's still 1 spot left in the chuck norris cup room
>>736139679>like potential uma>get potential personalityThanks, I guess.
>>736140881You guys are spergs with your excel tables thoughbeit. Only thing you are OCD about is your work.>If I work I won't be put into a camp if I work I won't be put into a camp if I work I won't be put into a camp.
>>736140743What the hell is a new york slice?
>>736140924She's depicted as a gambler ingame but her irl lore is actually very nice.
>>736141000Cheap cheese pizza (overrated)
>>736139679>Admire VegaNot looking good for me!
>>736140924ざわ。。ざわ。。
>>736141068>>736141021I'll roll for her on her banner then
Sad I don't even have her.
beep boop
Tazuna, what the fuck is this shit? This is the first shop opening of the career, you already have supply issues?
>>736140924A gambler, another one of those lone wolf types.IRL horse made waves by getting 1st at the 2010 Takarazuka Kinen (beating out the 1st favorite Buena Vista as the 8th favorite) and 2nd at the 2010 L'Arc (lost by only a head margin).
>>736140612>see support character option>get support character answerlet me guess if you picked the robot ones you get bourbonshit quiz I want my 5 minutes back
Tachyon?
>>736141397She's not even a support chara, she's anti-support support chara. Would've been fine with Vodka.
This quiz seems like bullshit
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
So why did Forever Young not push ahead?
>Got Neicha>But so did everyone elseIt's rigged
>>736141434yes
>>736141397It does seem to function like that.
>>736141529Horses aren't ponies and these are legitimate horse-racing industry funding horsies anon. That's the difference. Fuck bronies.
>>736141397I put support character for mine and I got >>736140371
>>736141529You're my favorite schizo, I wish you well.>everyone getting natieBunch of NPCs the lot of you
>>736141560every country seems to have their own definition of what dirt is, trainer said that Dubai's dirt was too different from what FY was used to
>>736141649>coal city
>>736139679Huh...guess this means I really do have autism.
>saving my jims for red desire (any time now, surely)>new bakushin looking damn fine thoHow do I stop myself, bros?
It makes sense people get Nice Nature a lot because she's supposed to be the most normal one. Like, who the fuck is going to get Marvelous?
>Take quiz>Result is blankDamn. Is the site bugged or do I just have that little in common with the umas?
>>736141709>autism spectrum not off the chartBroken quiz.
I don't like the implications of this.
>>736141709Huh you can get a low autism with Calstone? I was sure you can only get her with 10
>>736141434Yes
>>736141780>another blankpost+1 postcount with no contribution
>>736141895They say a 6 is an "85% chance" you have autism. 5 isn't that far. If there was a spectrum I didn't consider myself an extreme case, "functioning" if you will
>also got the gamblerI didn't knew shit about the terminologies so I guess I'm not autistic?
>do the retarded quiz>get nakadashi festayeah, fucking retarded waste of time
>>736141949name other disorder that works on "spectrum" and is actively targeted for " untested experimental medicine." in the lobbying industry prior woke culture. Name 5.
>>736140716I want to lick her palm
>>736141865A little bit of mental illness never hurt anybody
I dislike the implications of this.
How often am I going to get a CM where Flower doesn't work for Paces the same way Dober doesn't work for Lates half the damn time so far?>>736138780Her story is good, it's about how to deal with not getting recognition for winning, because everyone is hyperfocused on not!Duramente while Kita isn't flashy enough in how she wins, other then the fact that the Duramente standin is dogshit since they clearly didn't know how to handle not having the rights and never went back to fix her story with her now that she's an uma. She's fundamentally a pretty normal, genki girl but if you like Bakushin, Goldshi, Vodka, or Diamond, they all have supporting roles and aren't assclowns, with Goldshi being a bit of her normal terrorist self but also having a sane and emotional moment in the 2nd summer that really was well executed where they talk about how many Umas never win and that some take years to do it like Festa
>>736139679I honestly don’t get some of the question it’s asking.
Am I the only person where who knew what horse cribbing was without looking it up?
>>736141865>>736142097like a pair of twins...
>>736141865>>736142097
>>736131637> SMaru right after (or during final) CM3> XOguri right after (or during final) CM7> BSeiun right after (or during final) CM11> Taiki Spd right after (or during final) CM14Do the cygay faggots just hate money? What the actual fuck was the reasoning for such ragebaiting schedule?
>day two and my below average MANT team still winningARE THESE PEOPLE QUITTING THE GAME ALREADY?
>>736141780What the fuck
>>736142524I met a lot of A+ rank umas, most of their stamina didn't even hit 1000. I fear many just aren't willing to grind MANT for aces.
>>736142584On the opposite end I'm already down to 250 clocks. Fuck.
>>736142584Anon, most of these people still used unity uma.
>>736142567Really must be bugged or something.
>>736142524My team did better than yesterday too. I attributed it to matching luck but will see how A days go.
>harete ikou...
>>736142693Best MonHun
>>736142693Rise bro...
>>736142623I'm never using ends again in MANT I killed 300 clocks this CM alone and I only started with 500
Whenever my Kitasan is about to win, my Tamamo freaks the fuck out and steals the win away from her. Every. Single. Time. She doesn't do this to V. Bourbon for some reason.
>>736142746>ends>lates>half the rosterAll fucked over by MANT. On top of three meta uma who just always win.This shit isn't good.
>both opponents only have A+ umasI'm sorry, little ones...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuRaSC_0wsY
>>736142746I think I'll just check who I lose against before I decide I want to use clocks now. If I see shit like this in my first race, I'm just restarting the career. Surprisingly, my worst experience was with Kitasan. Somehow my MANT runs with her were much worse than with Teio, Tamamo and Taishin, and that's with Mile A.
This might be my first time getting four perfect MM wins in a row.
I never get this kind of stat luck shitting in my runs I just can’t compete with these people.
>>736143043Post your aces
>>736142828It may be time to apologize to JP users.
>>736142828Lates and ends are fine once we're done with giggalong slop and can afford to bring power sparks again, especially if you bring the right sparks on your parents to not have to deal with B aptitude cope and buy a late race skill right after your maiden race. You'll clock maybe one race a run, while your stats carry you through the rest, and it's not like Fronts don't randomly explode with a late start or just not having an accel early game and not having any other fronts in the lobby. Paces are probably the most stable but even they can get the classic pace down into swallowed by the pack.Everyone who's unable to run Miles, or Turf for that matter, is bricked though, which does suck.
>>736143125>You'll clock maybe one race a run,Have you tried to train a single late in MANT so far?
>>736143125>silver border el
>>736142495reward waifufags
>>736143016Saw a team with mummy creek, rice shower, and hishi ama. Me and the other guy crushed them...
>>736139679nice, im the freak
>>736143182You hate to see it...
It would've been extremely funny if this year's april fools was horse/uma themed instead of that lame captcha thing, maybe something related to races or PPM. Seems like a wasted opportunity, with the year of the horse and all of that, but also to make the schizo mad.
>>736143117F2P btw/spoiler]
>>736143280I fucking kneel
>>736143280How the fuck
Radiant Star keeps healing my umas lengths away from the last spurt. I really like it.
>>736143163No, I clearly made that SS Dober, Vodka, Oguri, and Halo in Unity. Bring power sparks, buy Shadowbreak or some other late race accel that doesn't have a super strict requirement like Pump, and you just win.>>736143179Look, you and Vodka were amazing horses, but you suffer from Cygames making you at the start of the game, and none of El's skills work on dirt miles unless I'm buying a gold recovery as a meme.
>>736143043>During shitter hoursYou didn't actually beat the CM
>>736143280Man, what skills are you running to dominate like that?
>>736143380mostly generic shit, all three umas got similar skills like these.
>>736143371>and you just win.You just don't. Tazuna-tier gaslight.You can have all the power in the world, well on your way to max it if you want. Can have the skills needed, and the game will still just randomly block you in a way that leads to a loss many times in a single career.
>>736143372How many hours until non shitter time? I got nothing better to do anyway with the rest of my tickets.
>>736143365>Kita misses one of her heals>I LOVE THIS SKILL
>>736143525Real men hours are when the round starts immediately.
>>736131856Ballroom Seiun is a worse Kitasan, meanwhile there's Nishino Flower just after
>>736143559in around 13 hours then? okay, I'll set my alarm for that time and post it in future thread.
>>736143639More like 14 hours. I look forward to seeing you on the front lines.
Best Uma?
>>736143701Don't do this... you're sending him in to die
>>736143559More like a bunch of hours after the gates open, if you join right away you'll see lots and lots of staminalets, lucky people who made it by the skin on their teeth, and people who picked the wrong CM grade by accident
>>736143469>let's pumpThere has to be some advanced gaslighting going on here
>>736143469I need to play during shitter hours I guess. My team is similar and I'm only at 44%. I always do my runs as soon as matching opens.
>>736143476Believe what you want, but I've been enjoying MANT now that I've accepted that my longslop aces are what they are and that I'm never going to run B aptitudes again. Even B turf was killing my Falcon runs, but running only As, it's pretty smooth sailing, especially if you're not running someone who's unique does nothing in the early game like Xmas Oguri or Vamp Rice.
LOOK AT THIS CUTE MOTHERFUCKERDAMNLOOK AT HER
>>736143752Taishin
>>736143784That's round one. Round two filtered all those guys out so only hardcore trainers who want to race asap are around.
>>736143831>Believe what you want,It's not a matter of belief. It's just the truth. Maybe paypigs get better RNG.
>>736143790Shit either useless or a comeback skill, often useful for any one of my End who got blocked and stuck below rank 6 suddenly just boost herself to the front.
I pretty much only find actual, unironic whales. Somehow I still stumbled into A league with my whopping 6/40 wins. Every attempt I’ve done to get longslop Uma better than this has just tilted me with how shit my training RNG is. I’m done with this shit, I’ll take my unqualified when I don’t win a single round 2 race and just go back to relaxing medium and mile Uma.
>>736143894Have you contemplated that you're just coping?
>>736143972About lates randomly getting blocked multiple times in a career? No.
>>736143946How are you losing with potential uma?
>>736143847Grumpy uma needs to train more wit during summer
>>736144094YEP YEPAnd then? He asked for dirt shoes and stopped playing for the day
>>736144094
>>736144041Well, go on, post your team of Lates that you've trained for anything other then the longslop CM. I've posted proof of my lived experience, you surely aren't just coping and seething, are you?
>>736144120part 2
>>736144047She’s just not that good really, it doesn’t help that I keep find SS or UG Taishin and Goldship though. But every other long Taishin I’ve tried has turned out worse. I genuinely don’t know how people cap their speed with 2speed while running 35+ races man my summers and the last few trainings during the finals just don’t cooperate with me.
>>736144159>I've posted proof of my lived experienceYou've done no such thing.
>>736144236Yea, I just magic'ed all those Umas into existence, I surely didn't do a bunch of runs, you're right.
>>736144212You know how people say Groundwork is necessary on fronts? Straightaway Spurt actually is on ends. But you barely have any skills, how many races are you doing?
>>736144212Even with Team Sirius?
Where my Light O's at?
>>736144212>No spurt>No Maestro>No Nimble>No curvatureSleeping lion literally fucking useless skill because it will never trigger in this CM 99.99% of the time.
>>736144324What do you think Encroaching Shadow is neigha
>>736144212If you've got a 0 speed growth Uma and aren't going to get extra speed from Wit training, there's no shame in bringing a few speed sparks, also helps to make your early game much easier. Your overall statline just sucks, though. Post deck and cards.
>>736144324>>736144392neighas... taishin has gold spurt
>>736143847After playing Love Plus, I'm inspired to make art of her, but unfortunately I can't draw.
>>736144415Oh fuck I'm retarded and suck cocks
>>736144464Taishin really gave me huge Rinko vibe.
>>736139679As someone who has never actually touched the game, and only lurks because uma threads often do have decent vibes as far as /v/ threads go, I have next-to-zero information of most of the umas beyond very basic info, I got Narita Taishin. Which is a shame since this is probably the first time I've even heard of this umas name. I dunno if thats because people don't like her or what, but whatever.
>>736144461yeah, my mistake, still literally almost half of her skill are useless, missing tons of core skill.
>>736143847>>736144120>>736144164Why is she so small
>>736144384>Where my Light O's at?>only a 2
>>736144507That's how I felt. There were some notable differences, but enough similarities to draw a comparison at least.
>>736144324That one was 31 races, I know I should do more but I always feel like I get to a point in classic year where she is so far behind on stats that it’s like is having an extra couple of skills really going to matter when she ends the run at like 900 speed? >Straightaway Spurt actually is on endsEncroaching Shadow is gold spurt
>>736144571Real horse was really tiny.
>>736131413Dont mind me, just posting some tachyon
>>736144654It's been a year when's the next update
>>736144654
>>736144605Yeah I'm retarded and forgot that, I don't really run ends that much. Weird that you're struggling to cap spd even with her 10% spd growth, what deck are you running?
Should I be scared?
>>736144820Autism 9 btw
SHE WOOOOOOOOOOON!
>>736144714Wrong game.
I bet you'll NEVER guess who I am.
thread is ruined time to sleep
>>736144705Someday it will happen. They are preparing something insane, that's why it takes so much time.
What does an A finals Kitasan look like? This was my best attempt and I lost to some truly horrendous umas.Skills not pictured are groundwork, leader's pride and second wind.
5h 1 slot left, should I activate the cup? I am so sorry about all the problems
>>736144948kino if true
>>736131637I sure do hope I get enough carrats for Ballroom and Cheerleader
>>736145006Umamusume is wit game.
>>736145006You need more wit
>>736144598So, i'm just straight up stupid, makes sense honestly.
guys I had a dream I was attacked by a pack of horsesshould I be worried?
>>736144431>>736144772That’s this one, I’ve run more conventional decks that have ended up worse. I know it’s bad, I’m not even complaining about losing, I don’t really have the time to grind out enough MANT runs to get those perfect runs. If anything I’m complaining that I still somehow got into A league round 2.
>BoFA at last spurtFucking dumb hillbilly uma.
>>736145284>long>guts
>>736145340>He relied on BoFA
>>736145379She got shit stam so maestro alone is not enough and the free SSR speed card with 10% race stats gave BoFA.
bofa deez nuts
Oh no.Also, I don't play the game, just like cute horse girls. Can you tell me more about Rice Shower personality then? I see that she is quite popular but I don't know more about her and she was my result.
>>736145160how do you even max stamina while getting so much wit?
>>736145408She's a FUCKING villain and she needs to be stopped.
>>736145458
Tennessee Walker uma when?
>>736145408Evil incarnate.
>>736145458I.... do not remember. Inherits are like this.9 STM, 5 POW, 2 SPD
>struggled with pisces cup but finally have an ok team >look at the requirements for aries>every position besides fronts is fuckedI'm so fucking tired of MANT bros...
>>736145408
>>736145579>>736145504I don't want to be evil, tho ;_;
Why is there a sudden influx of tourist with some weird survey result?
>>736145408She sexually assaults people for the sake of religion.
REAL VILLAIN HOURS
Did somebody say VILLAINS?
>>736145592That's not even MANT's fault, that's Cygays fault for giving fronts god damn everything at the start of the game.
>>736145635I did it
>>736145591How can f2p compete?
>>736145408She's a school schooter.
>>736145680I am a dolphin. I just don't roll for umas often.
>>736145680By having gigaluck.
>>736145635Quality attracts attention. Both good and bad.
>>736145680Pray to RNGsus.
>>736145592Similarly, pace chasers have been the undisputed meta for over a year in JP now and I am sick of it. The power gap in cards between them and other styles is fucking stupid.
>>736145752>37Where the fuck are you guys fitting in extra races? Do you guys just take Race Fatigue on the chin?
>>736145408Rice Shower is timid, unlucky, and tends to blame herself for bad things happening.Both she and the historical Rice attracted complaints for winning at the exact right moments to prevent much more dominant horses (Bourbon and McQueen) from achieving certain records, despite Rice's own winrate otherwise not being very remarkable.
>>736145715tamachud
>>736145791Tons of mood and recovery items.
>>736145662SHINKO WEDNESDAY TIME
>>736131637dogshit.
>>736145820cupcakes are harder to find than juice.
>>736145835Stinky Windy (farts)
>>736145854Like i said,
If Rice is a Villain like everyone says, how come her roommate is a Hero?
>>736145862
Its WEInesday
You can recover mood by racing.
>>736145835Incorrect. It WEIdnesday my dudes.
>>736145893Stories where the hero and villain know each other are the most engaging.
>>736145791>>73614575237! My Uma won 37 races!...in a row!
Look at this disgusting hag
>>736145929I only have 500 clocks left bro.
>>736145939Why are you posting the outdated one? >>736145662
>>736145752Speaking of that, I am a true believer of the Sirius card. I just wish it had 5 more RB because it's really hard to fit in decks. I somehow got stats this good with a deck this shitty.
>>736131413way to out yourself as reditor trannies /v/ma
>>736145978That one isn't curated
>>736145961Try not to win any races on your way to the dorms!
How fast is too fast?
>>736145918>>736145935You wish you could come up with something as attractive as Shinko Wednesday.Of course you have to appropriate it out of jealousy!
>>736145979How do you use it correctly? I have no idea how to fit seven dates AND friendship building into a run
>>736145364Yeah, like I said she’s shit. I know it’s shit, but she decided to win three races in a row anyway.
>>736145918>>736145935nobody likes this gay zoomer
>>736146002Debunked.
>>736145803Sounds like she need a hug.
>>736146068witjap just tells you to restart if you don't get the dates in junior year
>>736146042it started off as wumbo wednesday tho
>>736145979>746 wit with LB0 Yukino as the only cardWhat the FUCK
>>736146029Based as fuck
I... I like Daitaku Helios.
>>736146128You have Mondays, shut up.
>>736145786Pace is the goddesses favored style.
>>736146029trainer% with glitches
>>736146114
Windybros...her villanous aura...
Another /v/ma victory.
Is triple End bad?
>underdog = front>protagonist = pace>VILLAIN = late>LE WACKY WILD CARD = end
>>736146008I chucked.
>>736146192/v/ma... WON?
>>736146196It's literally the only comp I've been losing to this whole cm.
>>736146206>underdog = frontHave we been playing the same game?
Your reward for reaching bump limithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1shgTggdHO4
>>736146180She doesn't understand how cute she is.
>>736146246No lucky pacer?
>Hit pump limit before the mega april fools threadI don't know if this speaks about the state of /v/ma or the absolute state of /v/.
>>736146068It's kind of a gamble card, but it works out well when it lands. I don't think you absolutely need to get the dates early, but you at least want the option to unlock early. The idea is to use them between races if you don't get good training and don't have energy items or free training. Even if your energy is low and you have the Suzuka date that lowers energy, it's worth it to gamble the mood down.
>>736146283 i think it fucking sucks it doesn't even work with 4channel x i just skip it
>>736146281Nope, just end closers and like one bourbon.
Just so we are clear, /v/ma is a Peep board, right?
AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE!TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!
>>736145006Dodging danger without prudent or burning wit huh ..Thats why you are losing btw
oh shit its teio hours
>>736146414My smaru has DD with no prudent as a requirement to proc Groundwork and has a 25% win rate
>metaslaves>bragging about winnning
>>736146439Gold Ship wouldn't do that, never once I see her confidence break, even in the hot springs
>>736142828I find using shadow break helps with early races
>>736146439the only time goldship would ever dress like this is for a joke
>>736139679i dont play the uma game, can someone please explain what this means?
JP oldfag here. I remember when uma threads on /v/ barely gained traction, at best we get some activity in gold ship's "japanese humor" threads and some porn erp spam. Even the global announcement didn't bring as much attention as it should (and actually brought doomposting).Now /v/ma is some janny's public enemy number one and arguably the most active thread on /v/. What a huge turn of event.
>>736146483Yes but smaru is also way stronger then kita with her midrace uniqueAlso also its a bit of a toss up with DD you could start inner and give up that position or you're outer anyway and it didn't matterAnd i dont wanna shit on your maru but her GW isnt very effective if its that late
>>736146567You sniff your own poop.
>>736146567you job to french women
>>736146567The Lyoto Machida of the umas but with poo huffing instead of piss drinking
>>736146567You might be a tyrant
>>736146565I mean, her casual wear is very close>>736146567You look very threatening but actually have no idea what you are doing outside of a few very specific things
>>736146567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d3GcUwNJe8
>>736146567Repeatedly charged with attempted murder.
Host here, Chuck Norris Cup still has 1 SLOT. I'll probably be starting the race in the next thread or if it gets filled, thank you to the people that passed the code around for me, I wuv you all.>Dirt G Umas>Only Power and Guts>Reward is your own Chuck Norris meme with your uma42873938
Hishi Miracle was known for his multiple (three, in fact!) underdog G1 wins. But what's as impressive as these miraculous wins are the massive bet a certain middle aged salaryman made on 2002 Takarazuka Kinen. Betting 12 million yen on Hishi Miracle, his win would return his bet by 16.3 times, resulting in a whopping 200 million payout.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axOCEMUcqek&t=11sBut how did he come to that much money to bet on? That's a story for another post.
>>736131637I want Nishino for the mommydaughterwife energyI want Fujin to drown me with her big fat wagie titsI wish this weren't a shitty ass gacha because unless I get really lucky there's no way I get all the characters I like
>>736146923>implying rigged
>>736146923Oops, it's 2003 actually. My b
>>736131637>Golshi week right before Cheerleader Neicha/KingSay thank you
The new captcha is fun
>>736146661>>736146673>>736146706sounds like an austrian furry fetishistthanks for the clarification
>>736147032Why does she wear the retarded hat
>There are anons in this thread who would roll for Nature and her FAT, STUBBY, ROUND and NAKED ears
>>736147079Power level inhibitor
>>736147105My wife and I are already married and are expecting this april 5th. I don't need a cheerleader
>>736147105Neicha has nothing on my wife's elegant fluffy ears.
>>736147079Power limited, too sexy otherwise
#lookatCurren
>>736147105Neicha's plump, puffy ears... Erotic...
>>736147105>>736147312No but seriously why did they give her such fat ears? Do you think she gets embarrassed by them?
>>736147105
>>736147105>...she kicks high
>>736147336She would definitely blush if you touched them.
>>736147336>SpoilerI mean probably, its why she wears those covers
>>736146602comfy uma room
>>736147339If I were a jap and suddenly saw this alt animation out of nowhere, I would have coomed to death on the spot
>>736146602I'm glad we could make you proud.
>>736147365So lewd...
>>736147423
>>736146602I'm so happy to be here dacchi!
>>736146602I made a thread a week before EN dropped and it got bumped off page 10 pretty quick. It's no wonder why devs and publishers try so hard to wrap their games around meme magic and e-celebs.
>>736147423Better quality
Seeing A+s and Ss lose badly in CM lobbies triggers my paternal instincts
>>736147209>>736147493>>736147526Weird how most umas just have their ears fully hair-colored but then Fuji has actual regular pink flesh in them
>>736147631Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>736147631It varies a lot, Ticket, some get weirder like Tickets green flesh, Gimlets cyan(?) inner ear fluff and Turbos...well I don't know what's going on with Turbos ears
>>736147631>>736147660Do we find the flesh ears gross?
>>736147660El's earpussy...
>>736147732All ears are beautiful, but its okay with having preferences
>>736147732No but I do find Ticket's green flesh ears weird. Ears should not be green
>>736147660El is already the paizuri queen having lewd ears on top of that is just unfair.
>>736147726>Tickets green fleshIt's ear dye. And Turbo's are probably the same since it doesn't quite look like ear socks.
>>736131637Think I'll be after one copy each of Rudolph, Ines and Turbo. After that King and Neicha and maybe Mr CB's card. I sure hope 11k I have now will be enough to swing that.
>>736131637What the FUCK, Wit CB is already here??? THIS COMPLETELY DESTROYS MY PLANS, OH NO, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ITIT'S OVERNOFUCK
>>736148005I'm talking about the ear strands, they are connected to the outer part, so they can't be inner
Model looks better but its still kinda iffy
>>736148050what does it do?
>>736148181THE CARD for End closers
>>736148181Daring Strike and Spurt wrapped up in a single Wit card. Also the only thing MLB adds is Mood Effect.
>>736148068Looks like a deliberate coloring pattern to me
>>736148235is there a list of mandatory cards you need in the future? there's this, maruzensky, anything else? I have 100k and no idea what to roll on besides maru
>>736148290the fomo is hitting hard... but i can't afford to roll for it
>>736148334Tachyon I believe
>>736148290So it's one of the first of the SSRs that's useable at 0LB/1LB?
>>736148374apparently maruzensky is too
>>73614831200 Qant ass colors
>>736148334Speed Tachyon, Speed Maru, Wit CB and Wit Ramonu seem to be the next big things, though most people tell you to pick a style or 2 to specialize in with the cards, which I fundamentally hate and disagree but oh well
>>736148374I'm not sure how good it'll be for this scenario because it only gives 5% RB, so it'll be harder to fit. I think you'd want 1 LB for the extra Wit bonus, but beyond that the only notable upgrade is the energy recovery.
>>736148405>>736148374It's kind of insane how efficient they are
I don't have FinemoWhy? She denied me Speed Star one too many times
Is runaway suzuka a must for a front team?
>>736148493I was gonna roll for her anyways because she is very hot in that card, but that's nice to hear>>736148527Isn't Runaway unavailable during MANT due to not secret events thing?
>>736146567You're autist with massive ego. That's it.
>>736148438Anything else beyond that? We gotta think long term my dudes
>>736148438You will hate how the game will evolve then since most meta cards will be specialized in either a distance, a strategy, or both.You can still use generic strong cards but you will lose in gold skills.
youtube just recommended this to mewhat have you done to my boy makibao?
>>736148513same but I'm just waiting for the Maru double banner
>>736148613What if I get the trainer pass and can MLB them all then huh? The selector per month ratio should be big
>>736148560>Isn't Runaway unavailable during MANT due to not secret events thing?You can train her in Unity.
>>736148493>specialty priorityThe most important stat of all. Thinking you only need 1 copy seems like cope to me.
>>736148608Speed El, Stam Shakur, Guts Orfe, Wit Rudolf, Speed Ai, Power Tama, Guts Stego, Wit Yanko.
>>736148641We're getting our grubby hooves on every corner of keiba media
>>736148513>Play FM as a stat stickBliss, thanks for all the stats girl. Wuv you!>Play FM for Speed StarGIVE ME SPEED STAR NOW NOW PLEASE COMPLETE YOU CHAIN.... NOOOO NOT PREPARED TO PASS YOU FUCKING IRISH WHORE AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>736148438oh I remember this being a thing in granblue where you have to main an element, guess its just cygames being cygames. though I don't remember dragalia or priconne having this.
>>736148761>Chiyono has guaranteed Speed Star and 15% RB>But she's a stamina card
>>736148761Seriously why does she always start her chain so early? Also MURDER AGEMASEN CARDS
Seeker? Of a Pearl you say?
>>736148679You mean the blue ticket? If you buy the season pass you got enough for 2 1/2 support cards, but only the old ones. And the season pass only give you 1 rainbow shard
holy shit a ug
Threads were deleted or autosaged so frequently I forgot how long this can take
>>736148761THE BITCH KEEPS ME GUESSING IF SHE'LL FINISH IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS OR NOT!
>>7361489852 back to back today right? That's weird, did I miss any others?
Good luck to everyone trying for Finale A tomorrow!
let's all take it easy
>>736148985let's stress out and kill people
>>736148986>Shows up in the first year>"Here's your free perfect practice, sir">Shows up in the early second year>"Here's 10 free energy, sir">Shows up at the end of senoir year>"btw, fuck you, I can see you're running a pacer, so I'm not going to give you Speed Star. Show up next time with an late surger and I'll give it to you.
>>736149087let's take a nap
See you all tomorrow in Group A!
>>736149128Is it possible to learn this power?
>>736149128My Maruzensky alone is at a sub 60% WR, I'm not that worried Clankerfag. You can be beat
>>736149312Do you have a credit card?
This is so fucking sovlful what the fuck??? First gacha with SOVL?https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2038994844895658250
>>736149340She only lost to my other umas.I went like 36/40
>>736149357
Vroom vroom!
>>736149395She's strong no doubt, but round 1 is always a joke too. I'm sure you'll get to finals and probably maintain a high win rate, but now you gotta deal with other clankers, Kitasans, and your odd Golshi. Noticing the people they paired me up with yesterday and today, there were some real lazy trainers in there. I expect group A to be a lot tougher like always. Just know I'm not afraid of your clanker team. Bring it.
>>736149360Soul
Before the thread diesAmong the Party Dash mini games, the Golshi roguelite endless run n gunner is secretly underated.
>>736148235how many end closers are even out there? doesn't sound like its worth it
>>736149867It's a strong wit card period, similar to how Fine Motion is strong for Pace but just strong in general. There's already a decent amount of end closers in the game now, and you can see for a race like this how good the style is, but they're adding more like lil Tosho.
>>736149921>for a race like thisI've been told that there won't be any more like this
>>736149971There wont be any more...long races? Who is telling you these things?How many races have we had now where Golshi has been extremely dominant? Just about every long race...
>>736149031One thread yesterday got to 470 or so posts and was autosaged, then it was deleted at around 520 or soIt was very odd
>>736150058That dedication to pettiness is something else
>>736149771I will take your word for it because I never played party dash
