Are pokemon animals
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>>736295858Is the nip correct?
We would understand them as animals, yes. In their world this wouldn't be the case.
>>736295858well some of them are, then there are some that are plants, fungi, minerals, robots, programming code, mutated space viruses, trash bags, etc. etc. etc.
>>736295858They eat on the floor so yes
>>736296052Pretty good list, only some exceptions for me>H. Zoroark is not my cup of tea>the new Lucario mega is atrocious>Shaymin is heavily boy-coded>feel nothing for Flutter ManeBut I would all the rest. I nod respectfully.
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>>736296052>652x567if you're gonna post twitterslop at least do it properly
>>736295858They are pocket monsters
>>736296621whats a pocket monster?
>>736296691anything that instinctually shrinks when in a weakened state
>>736296052I would rank these differently but it's a fair list
>>736296939Haha. Imagine if your gardevoir wife started to shrink while you were balls deep in her
>>736295858Fantasy animals, to be precise.
>>736295945>>736296559If Pokemon threads have to go back to /vp/, then politics threads have to go back to /pol/, gachanigger threads have to go back to /vg/, and porn threads have to go to their respective red boards.It's all or nothing. You wouldn't want to seem biased towards one particular thing you don't like, right?
>>736295858Yes.... and that's a good thing.
>>736296939What makes them pocket monsters and not pocket animals?
>>736296052ok why is meowscarada in a tier of her own, she's not that much more->sees profile picah, i see
>>736295945FPBPSpam thread
>>736296052Lucario and Gardevoir are above everything else and it's really not close.
>>736298105see >>736296172
>>736298072Rome wasn't built in a day NIGGER
>>736295858The first game wrote them as animals. Later ones are fan fiction characters who you're supposed to like because they're powerful. THIS ONE CAN CONTROL TIME. THIS ONE IS THE SUN. THIS ONE IS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR OF LIGHT.
>>736296052Why is Latias ther->That movieAh, right.
>>736298667You gotta climb a little higher, to the top of the display!
>>736298072Pokemon threads should be banned outright sitewide and /vp/ should be nuked, Poketards are too autistic and obnoxious even in 4chan standards to coexist with us
>>736298712Latias is by far the most attractive one.
are they part of the animal kingdom or do they have their own? do they evolve? there are pokemon fossils so it's implied they do, and if they're not animals, are there normal animals in the pokemon universe? Did humans evolve from normal animals or from pokemon? Wouldn't that make humans pokemon also?
>>736296052Johto is the least sexy region, and Hoenn and Sinnoh are the most sexy?
>>736296559lol imagine not even cutting it as a janny
>>736299003>are there normal animals in the pokemon universe?There used to be normal animals as an unseen worldbuilding element in Gen 1-2, but they were slowly retconned out of the franchise starting with Gen 3.As of Gen 4, Capital G Creator God's a Pokemon, so everything in its universe is a Pokemon, except for humans, which God caused to diverge into its own classification because God wanted Pokemon to have companions to draw out their ultimate potential.But humans also still have Pokemon roots, because they can tap into super strength or manifest psychic powers, those kinds of things.
>>736295858Usually, though it depends on the pokemon.
>>736299003They perfectly understand human language so they're obviously more than just animals.
>>736299003>do they evolve?Jesus Christ.They talk about evolutionary adaptation where like the Rattata population in anime Hawaii is noticeably different to the ones near Pallet Town.
>>736295945TRVKE
>>736296052>Mew
>>736299547Oh, absolutely. I saw the 1st pokemon movie on release and it gave me feelings I only interpreted years later.
>>736299547Growing up I had a friend that thought Mew was hot and I was like>huh???We were still chill but that has always lived rent free in my head.
>>736296052It's a very solid and enlightened list. I'd make just a few adjustments, but it's pretty correct.
>>736295858Humans are animals
>>736295858Are you an incel?>Y-yo don't understand my situation anon, is complicated.That is your answer.
>>736295858Yes
>>736296052Mawile and Meloetta should be higher, much higher for Mawile in particular. The Eeveelutions need their ranks swapped, he has the worst two above all the better ones (They're all good but Espeon is the best). Needs Flareon and Misdreavus, Flutter Mane is an inferior Misdreavus.
>>736299547Did you see the newest OFFICIAL card? Nigga they know
>>736299105Why would ANYONE want to be a JannyBITCH after the entire staff team got doxxed after the Sharty Hack? Honest to God fucking humiliation ritual.
>>736296380I wonder what this gentleman is up to now
>>736296380Shay-min is the perfect shotamon goddamn I wish he was cocksleeve
>>736300129>>736296380>Flutter Mane is an inferior Misdreavus.Yes absolutely agree. Didn't really dig the design at all.Misdreavus is peak design, though, to the point where I didn't even bother evolving the one on my team, I preferred to just keep it as a Misdreavus.
God I love weavile
>>736300525Do you want to fuck your cat?
>>736295858Only during sex
Would you?
>>736300525sameee
>>736300626>prostate orgasms feel 10 times bettet than benis onesOf courseIt'd be mon abuse not to
>>736300129>The Eeveelutions need their ranks swapped, he has the worst two above all the better onesyou're smoking crackumbreon is the most popular in pornglaceon has the most erotic design
>>736300603If I had a cat that looks like weavile or it's line yes
>>736300603not specifically but it would be fine too
>>736300626reminder that male gardevoir have cocks the size of your forearm
>>736298712>>736298983Could probably be a thread on its own, but what are some good games with dragon waifus that you can marry or romance?
>>736300514>I preferred to just keep it as a Misdreavus.Same, I do like Mismagius, but Misdreavus is just too cute to evolve. >>736300696Your appeal to popularity means nothing to me plebeian, anyone who doesn't see the obvious superiority of Espeon is without taste. The ranking goes like thisEspeon>Eevee>Leafeon>Flareon>Vaporeon>Sylveon>Glaceon>Umbreon>Jolteon
Imagine wanting to fuck this thing
>>736301130i can imagine the tightness of that ice weasel
>>736301242She would give your dick frostbite
