God, you really suck at videogames. Why don't you get another hobby, loser?
>>736450672Sanrio lookin ahh
I suck at everything.Being bad at video games has very little consequence, so I'll keep playing them.
>>736450672kys faggot
>>736450672I also suck in tcg and drawing though...
>>>/vp/>>>/trash/
>>736450672I love cutedom
>>736450672I want Minun(male) to step on my balls!
>>736451057Outdated.
>>736450672What did you just say?
>>736450749This. I really don't care that I'm bad at video games, there's no real reward for being good at them.
>>736450672Fuck that, just because I spam heal in crimson desert doesn't mean shit. I cook my food and make my elixirs for all boss fights. It means I prepared for my fights
>>736450672he has a based french name
>>736450749How fitting.A spineless response from a spineless anon.
>>736450672Pokemon is a very easy game
>>736450672What did this little fleshlight just say to me?
>>736450672Rape
>>736450672why did you make 2 threads you dumb walking fleshlight >>736447002
>>736452493That's a horny thread for horny lonely virgins. This thread was created with the sole purpose to discuss why you SUCK (at videogames).
>>736452821You rude little beast! Why, I oughta...
>>736452082>>736452821Is this a complication vid of this fucking thing? I NEED it laughing at me 24/7
>>736450672>>736452082made for deadpan BPH handjobs
>>736450672cutedom...
>>736455295Whats that?
i tried using these mons and they were worse than the other electric types
>>736450672I'm not terrible. I was top 10% in Dota 2, which isn't anything to brag about (and according to /v/ it means I'm not allowed to comment in threads), but still, if I shouldn't have played it, then that means almost no one should've played it. I've never been in the bottom half of the leaderboard in a TF2 game; I wasn't very good in MMOs but performance in those games is determined more by your ability to conspire with others than actual skill. I 100% Cuphead, which I don't think is a big deal, but the first time I mentioned it here anons thought I was lying, so maybe it actually is worth something. Back in the day, when my friends and I played arena or platformer fighters, they'd give me handicaps like forcing me to use bottom tier characters or they'd just gang up on me. That's not a great metric, but should my friends quit, too?Honestly, I wouldn't call myself good at games and I've never wanted to be. I'm feeling more bummed out about taking a general knowledge test and getting 5th percentile. I've never seen a number that low on a test before. I always score high in standardized intelligence tests, like math, English and abstract reasoning. I guess I just really don't care about science or history. Maybe if they asked vidya and manga questions I would've gotten a better score. But no one's impressed by that kind of useless information. Although I think knowing the country Mt. Everest is in is pretty useless information, too. You can just look it up, you only need to know if you plan on going anyway. What's so fascinating to people about the real world?
>>736450672minunbros...
>>736457253everyone wants something positive in their lives
Other hobbies are too expensive
>>736450672yiff in hell furfag
>>736457253#eye_censor
>>736458413...why does this make me erect?
>>736457390More expensive than reading?Here's a list of things you can try instead of frying your brains to videogames.
>>736459065I do astronomy, hiking, archery, reading and I still love videogames and jerking off to TDM's that bully me
>and then, anon showed me his collection of bionicles and legos, and I was like- oh, god- pfff- bwhahahahah>Sorry. Sorry, I just can't. He's such a goddamn stupid geek!
>>736459065>Cooking>Woodworking>GardeningThese are simply practical. Women value men in part as tools to make their lives easier.>ForeignLanguages>Photography>TravelingThese are because women are terminal normalfags. They're obsessed with reality. The idea that there's other people on the other side of the world and you can visit them by getting off your ass and moving your legs is novel and fascinating to them.>Swimming>Hiking>Archery>BlacksmithingThese share similarities to the above ones to varying degrees, but they also imply good health. Of course they want a man who's in good shape.>Reading>PlayingInstrument>Painting>WritingThese are because they want to be emotionally manipulated. This is old news. Everyone knows the tropes of charming bards, degenerate artists and rock 'n roll groupies.>AstronomyHow the fuck did this get on here?
>>736459000That's pretty good. It suits the more mischievous expression too.
>>736459065You say "instead of frying your brain", but your image ACTUALLY suggests this is a manner of vanity, not health. Just picking a hobby that makes you look more impressive to others rather than because you enjoy it.
>minun sucks >It's also the only shiny pokemon I've ever got from a natural tera raidThanks minun...
>>736459756They probably wanted to say astrology
>>736459756>How the fuck did this get on here?What's weird about this to you?
>>736450672B-but I'm not good at anything else either Minun sama....
>>736459756>>736461243Owning a telescope and pointing it at space every so often is a pretty basic and easy hobby
Yeah that's why I play only VN, chud.
>>736459065How is foreign language a hobby?
>>736450672i still haven't beaten the last judge in silksong and it bothers.but i only tried like 30 times before giving up and haven't touched it since. maybe ill find the courage again one day.
>>736461434It's literally the only nerdy thing on there. It's not an art or physical activity; it isn't practical; it's not down-to-earth (literally). I guess in my head I'm thinking of a scientist that explains how galaxies and asteroids and satellites work, but maybe what they actually mean by Astronomy is, "I have a telescope, come look in it and you'll see cool shit." That sounds more up a girl's alley.
why do small creatures like this have so much power over my dickwhat the fuck is wrong with me
>>736461918Yes that is what it means dumbass
>>736461918Like the other anon said, they probably mixed up astronomy and astrology.
>>736462146No they didn't. Astrology is horoscope shit
>>736462074Because you can only be descended from animals who wanted to reproduce and did so successfully. The people who reproduced the most enjoyed sex the most and you need to cooperate with them to have sex. You just need to learn discipline, rise above your animal instincts and stop caring about holes.>>736462105Sorry I've never actually met some loser who looks at shit in a telescope in his backyard that he can just find on Google fucking Images.
>>736462232That's the point, women find that kind of esoteric bullshit interesting.
>>736459000Why the FUCK my pp hard
cutedoms owe me findom and sph, with a side of blackmail and life ruining
>>736464042Dude I'll pretend to be hello kitty or whoever for you if you give me liquor money
>>736464164that doesn't sound very cute
>>736464525It will be after a few drinks Randy.
>>736464164>i will be your e-slut for a couple of dollarspoor people are the worst findoms. If you're not truly an irredeemable spoiled piece of shit, don't bother being a findom.Paypigs need actual psychological abuse.
>>736464164Frig off lahey
>>736465226I'm watchin you like a shit hawk and if I don't get that findom money you and that sexy Julien are goin back to con college.
>>736450672The one webm with plusle and minun pleasuring the trainer is one of the best animations ever made.
>>736465408SAUCE NOW
>>736465140i love you anon
>>7364654584143548 on e6
do we like this?https://files.catbox.moe/zw6i5s.webm
>>736465758Poor eevee's got a peepee in his eyesocket
>>736459065I'm pretty sure this survey is fakeNotice how each section is only incrementally smaller than the previous one. That's not how real data looks.
>>736465758I'd better clean up that eevee with my tongue.
>>736465857and ruin it with your gross spit?
>>736450672IMMEDIATE CORRECTION
>>736465893Sorry, I thought I had persmission.
>>736450672The arcade era is over, Minun.Difficulty has been relegated to fighting games and e-sports.
>>736465804that's hot glue
>>736461147It's ok, Minun will bully your dick as punishment
>>736462232women love that, it's up there with tarot card reading, I'm into demonolgy and tarot and other occultist shit and girls always perk up when I mention that I don't fucking know why
videogames?
https://x.com/Rumor87580057/status/2021612874720825819
>>736465408>putting the cock in minun's mouth after watching his sister throat itGoddamn I fucking love mouth in dick stuff
>>736465758i was expecting a eye edit
>incels will lust after literal girl dolls than talk to women/v/ once again proves to be the most permavirgin board.
>>736451336This but dominating cuteI would post a picture but I'm a bit too much in public to risk looking for one
>>736468086Unless you want to get someone a promotion, close the fucking thread. This site wasn't made for mobile or work laptops.
>>736451336Same honestly.The only acceptable dom.
>>736468052We can lust over you anon, pics now!
>>736450672>>736451336>>736452082>>736452092Why am I horny for these electric mice.
>>736468961because you have a porn addiction that is ruining your life
>>736468052Why would incels be into TDM? TDM fans often have crossed wires from their early childhood, but they have nothing against real women.
>>736450672*onaholes her*
>>736469027I want to turn a real woman into a TDM, making her so angry she demands I become her slave until she can turn back (She never will.)
>>736469014Actually not true! Haven't yanked since March 2nd and hooked up with a Dominican cutie last Friday who sadly was only visiting my state temporarily
>>736468961Romantic and sexual attraction always comes from more general appeals of a character that showcase their personality. Plusle and Minun express an extremely strong character and set of unique traits and mannerisms that make them hard to ignore. In short, they're extremely cute.
>>736469027thisthe only thing i have against real women is that they get away with a lot of dumb shit because men are retards who will encourage anything for a crumb of pussyit's all pretty funny as an outside observer desu
>>736469215you didnt give her the brave bird didnt you?
>>736469261I'm inclined to agree>>736469369I did, she was sweet, cute, and a complete pokenerd too. Wish she could've been here longer
Thoughts on scorebunny?
is this the thread?
>>736450672Should I try relentlessly e-stalking my enemies years after the fact because I can't let anything go?
>>736469584is he scoring with that face?
>>736469634Do you think it is?
>>736469584evolve it to cinderace for soccer practice
>>736469693Scorebunny are made for everstones and deceptively high levels.
>>736469584I prefer the 2nd stage evo.
>>736469854the first stage can make you cum harder.
>>736469931but 2nd stage kicks harder
>>736469931If they perfer the second stage, I'm pretty sure it's the one that makes the cum hardest.
>>736469584Cute!
wait a moment, this thread isn't about videogames. It's about tdm sexo
>>736470056>ear fish netCute!!!!!!
>gay pedo furry thread>up for 8 hoursthis board is a godless shithole.
>>736470493it's none of those thing thougheverbeit
>>736470413It's the entire reason I saved that image.
>>736470546It's at least one of them.
>>736470641a thread. THE thread
>>736452821This thread is only useful for porn, no need to lie
>>736468776Featureless crotcho sexo
