Late Night Oregon Trail THREAD DUMS DUMS! And he's the head DUM DUM of them all, GRUK! A literal caveman on the trail with EXCEPTIONAL Negroes!(Prev Thread)>>736404906
>>736468452*GrugSorry it's been a long day and I am a faggot OP. PREVIOUSLY ON THE OREGON TRAIL! GRUG:Definitely the party favorite? When the party somehow got completely washed away in 1.9 feet of water on the snake river, they were starving and without any supplies. Until two pathetic pioneers crossed our parties path: They wanted to trade for flour. They quickly realized our party had nothing and GRUG sprang into action, robbing them of ALL their flour! They left terrified, and Grug had a moment where he smiled at being evil. What will he do next and will he continue his reign of terror?
>>736468619DR. KING! Have you ever heard of a doctor? Okay, but what about a black one from 1850something and his medicine skill is lower than the caveman? I can't remember if thats true but it FEELS true. He is also better at being an outdoorsman than the mountain man, but they all kind of have shitty stats.
>>736468670MADEA. She's got dysentery and has taken on the Ojou-Sama haggling. Her skill is nearly maxed at that, and she is charming the pants off random people.
>>736468706Father Quandavious! I can't even remember him doing anything except barely competently leading the party back after Grug got them all lost. Let's just start today's game, shall we? We are the fort and it's time TO CASH IN
>>736468785The trades on offer
>>736468823We can make a pretty penny selling pelts (We have 70lbs of food and 209$ btw)
>>736468879We can only get the "market rate" for the gold, and it doesn't tell us how much that shit is. Which is annoying since we might want to trade it for other shit
>>736468930Looks like we can get 140$. That would bring us up to 349$ to buy a wagon and supplies. What sayeth /v/
>>736468986Well I sold it all and we have 349$. Now we are talking to the "discoverer" of the Hastings cutoff and mentioning James Clyman.
>>736469076Mmhmm. We should see what the Donner-Reed wagon train has to say about this cut off.
>>736469113>736469113shit he actually name dropped them.
>>736469134anyway he left, he's a prominent lawyer with lawyering to do, and getting people killed. Do you guys want to buy a wagon or stick with our wind wagon? It barely gets us any more space.
>>736469176Guess I'll keep the wagon and just repair it completely for 30$. Then buy some replacement supplies. I will also get our people healed of dysentery and clean them up. If anyone has any issues with that, too bad.
>>736469264We healed up Quandavious and Madera. Going to buy supplies then use the barber to clean them up
>>736469345Well, did the best I could. They are mostly healed and provisioned.
>>736469487
>>736469537What's with all these old ass bison dying on the road?
>>736469573Father Quandavious managed to butcher it. Now we have these folks.
>>736469630They wanted 200 units of food to heal us. Nice try. We skipped em and now we are going to tell stories. I get to be thread dictator since no one curs
>>736469706ah shit I forgot about this. set camp.
>>736469761I can spread these out longer if anons get exhausted with nightly threads. Every three days or something instead. IN any case, we have to pay for a story. >25 food>5 bullets>or 5$Which will you offer?
>>736469814They got enough money from the nuggies pay a fiver for the story.
>>736469859we only have 33$ left but your wish is my command
>>736469859>>736469870Dr. king improved his wayfinding by 1 thanks to the spooky corpse fucker story
>>736469932Now, will you mine for gold or go for a nondescript trail?
>>736469951Mine for them nuggets.
>>736469982We need nuggies. But before that we have this annoying encounter. We have no room for this, wouldn't you rather save your energy for GOLD
>>736470041Madea.
>>736470041We skipped it. WE are here! Should we send Quandavious to mine? >>736470094FINE. We will send her to mine gold despite a spry athletic priest at full health.
>>736470143>>736470094We got ONE nugget. Can we make the priest do it now?
>>736470165yes.
>>736470165
>>736470189>>736470181Made him do the rest and we now have FIVE pieces of gold!
>>736470249Norf or Souf. South has a healing campsite which we actually really need. If we restore Quandavious' health we can get some flour!
>>736470287South.
>>736470308On our way, should we go for typhoid or skip it this time?
>>736470351DRINK THAT SHIT.
>>736470397Maybe on our Oregon or Bust play. Don't worry, their morale and stamina took a huge hit. I don't feel like dealing with typhoid for the rest of the game.
>>736470427We have made it to the health restoring site. Who should cook? Dr. King has the best stat for it, but I seem to recall us wanting to make the bitch do it cause she hasn't cooked yet.
>>736470471Dr. King.
>>736470496this faggot party can't do anything right. Good god.
>>736470471Grug cook Grug cookin, i'm sure he can make a hearty meal
>>736470527they healed up pretty good at least. >>736470571The king has failed us on cooking twice and at least Grug made a decent meal once.
>>736470586They got exhausted from the sand grating on their skin, and now the wagon is stuck.
>>736470628Now we can laborously unpack all some or just push it. If we push it someones gonna get crushed.
>>736470586>>736470628PUSH THE WAGON YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!
>>736470654LOL They did it! They are exhausted now tho.
>>736470692Man they look tired
>>736470715Alright we are all haggled out. Should we sell our two pelts so we can afford a ferry on the next leg?
>>736470793Sure.
>>736470793nah nah nah HOLD
>>736470809>>736470839WELL TOO LATE I SOLD THEM. We rested a couple days to get some energy back and we are off again!
>>736470839>>736470809How would you like to get to the river? Nondescript trail or kabuki mask buffalo hunt?
>>736470910Hunt.
>>736470910SGT KABUKIMAN
>>736470945
>>736468452>>736468670>>736468706OUR FUARKING HEROES>>736468785Not you
>>736470945>>736470979Aye Aye Sgt! And what have we here? Who should investigate? There's something shiny in it! (The Event title is ALL THAT SKITTERS) So I'm not hopeful about it
>>736471024What is it with the Priests just not making an impact in these games? Each time they have been a snooze fest.
>>736471027The fuck priest, I hope there's a snake in there. You're not Pucci, firehag pussy slayer.
>>736471071SCORPIONS. AND GOLD
>>736471098>>736471071Oh I hope we are forcing this athletic handsome Priest to do what I think he'll do!
>>736471129Get that fucking gold.
>>736471167FUCK YEA. Unfortunately he didn't get stung.
>>736469932>>let me entertain you, have you heard of a local barbarian tribe that practices cannibalism and necrophilia?Who the hell offers this kind of story to people!? Is this an local thing I'm too non-American to understand?
>>736471201and now we have Firewater Hags bane.
>>736471239pick pick pick!!!
>>736471239Pick, let madea do it.
>>736471224This game is SENSITIVE to Native Americans and their role they played in this time period and they STRIVED to be accurate about it!>>736471272>>736471268SHIT! I let the Doctor look at them first just to make sure and he declared they were probably poisonous (cause of his pessimism, not his great wayfinding) Lost all his fucking morale and we left! I am getting PRETTY FUCKING SICK OF DR. KING.
>>736471332>>736471272>>736471268Who's gonna hunt? Remember, those with the lowest stamina won't bring back a lot of meat.
>>736471352Grug!
>>736471352Quandavious has the most stamina.
>>736471370Had a feeling you'd say that!
>>736471437Oh my god I think he carried less meat back than Madea did last time. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT GRUG FAGS
>>736471468We lost our worn knife but whatever we got 14 valuable pelts
>>736471491HOLY SHIT LOOK WHO IT IS
>>736471530I DID NOT expect to meeting him TBQH
>>736471550UMMM We aren't going to end up in the mountains getting snowed in with these guys are we....the fact we are on the same timeline and trail with them is incredibly alarming to me, the fag in the future reading this.
>>736471550Mr. Reed being the gentleman we have been asked to look for.
>>736471593SHould we >talk>offer supplies>push on
>>736471607Damn Mr. Reed's wife is still here with the wagon party.
>>736471607talk.
>>736471621The FUTURE PRESIDENT knew the Donner Party and almost went with it? WHAT THE FUCK
>>736471641This being the crux of the issue with the Hastings' Cutoff. He made a lot of bold claims and the terrain was too rough for the wagons so they got snowed in.
>>736471672
>>736471695Should we be kind to the Donner party and offer them some supplies?
>>736471720What's our supplies.
>>736471720suuuuure!
>>736471735>>736471754We have 319lbs of food so we can easily give that away, if we don't use a ferry at the upcoming crossing it might be wise to keep our pelts.
>>736471754Gave them 50 flour. Hopefully they can make it through the rest of the day without eating each other. Yet.
>>736471835Oh we got some stuff in return, not bad.
>>736471850Alright I'm getting tired of snapshots but this is undoubtedly important.
>>736471865Tense in what way.
>>736471865MINING TIME. Who should mine??
>>736471904That fucking priest.
>>736471901When they looked at each other they would cartoonishly turn into legs of turkey and other slabs of meat. >>736471928Dang he did so well we got GOLD FEVER. Lets make him do it til hes exhausted! I think we have coffee!
>>736471972FOUR More gold hell yea!
>>736471996Should we use the nondescript trail or the berry picking trail?
>>736472020South.
>>736472046It's Oct 16th which worries but the party is in the peak of health.
>>736472094I guess nondescript just means nothing happens on the map. Should we do that again or go kabuki buffalo hunting?
>>736472121North nothing ever happens.
>>736472168You got a gif this time!
>>736472245Alright. We hiring a ferry. I'm not fording this shit again.
>>736472245Grug chad stride.
>>736472270So the ferry was only going to cost 20$ and we haggled it down! We can now sell our pelts, AND do the ferry for less price! HURRAY!
>>736468452
>>736472379It's only 8ft OP.
>>736472379SHIT 28 days til winter, thats bad. LEts see what the Fording and caulking percentages are for PLEBS who can't afford the ferry.
>>736472425nope
>>736472425Fine, use that prissy ferry
>>736472454OH WE WILL
>>736472475>>736472454We had to wait 3 days but whatever. We can make up for our pace
>>736472475That shit's a coinflip, ford that shit.
>>736472489which path will you take
>>736472513down
>>736472491But Senpai ford was ZERO PERCENT SUCCESS
Nooooo what happened with the Ojousama squad
>>736472546They made it to Oregon!
>>736472546It's finished anon>>736472513South
>>736472574Bless them!
>>736472546This new EXCEPTIONAL crew is on the way to Commiefornia! But they only have 25 days to get there! There's a rattlesnake in here.
>>736472605>>736472546Here is the thread they finished if you'd like to see the ending! >>736302987
>>736472606Send grug, he can handle it
>>736472606Priest.
>>736472606fuck that
>>736472636>>736472639>>736472648
>>736472676Sent the doctor in and he did NOTHING as usual.
>>736472690I WARNED YOU
>>736472705Hey I didn't want to investigate but the THREAD DIRECTED. I only veto on the typhoid water, that shit sucks. I won't veto ANYTHING when we get to Oregon or Bust tho
>>736472740Everyone took a piece of the spare wagon parts and it collapsed, and now we have a choice, Mine for Gold or DO NOTHING
>>736472775Go gold.
>>736472775Always mine for gold. We're not like that one ink trader.
>>736472775Gold ofc. Cleared cookies recently and now i have the most obnoxious captcha
>>736472828I'm scared to ever clear my cookies with what I hear of the captcha.
>>736472784>>736472790>>736472828I am very worried we only have 23 days before winter, but whatever. This might be a doomed play. Who should mine for gold? Our Father who we usually force to do it is still nursing a rattlesnake bite.
>>736472858Grug it up
>>736472858Grug want yellow rock!
>>736472858Grug want shiny rock.
>>736472874>>736472879>>736472898We exhausted him but he got SIX GOLD ROCKS!
