Late Night Oregon Trail THREAD DUMS DUMS! And he's the head DUM DUM of them all, GRUK! A literal caveman on the trail with EXCEPTIONAL Negroes!(Prev Thread)>>736404906
>>736468452*GrugSorry it's been a long day and I am a faggot OP. PREVIOUSLY ON THE OREGON TRAIL! GRUG:Definitely the party favorite? When the party somehow got completely washed away in 1.9 feet of water on the snake river, they were starving and without any supplies. Until two pathetic pioneers crossed our parties path: They wanted to trade for flour. They quickly realized our party had nothing and GRUG sprang into action, robbing them of ALL their flour! They left terrified, and Grug had a moment where he smiled at being evil. What will he do next and will he continue his reign of terror?
>>736468619DR. KING! Have you ever heard of a doctor? Okay, but what about a black one from 1850something and his medicine skill is lower than the caveman? I can't remember if thats true but it FEELS true. He is also better at being an outdoorsman than the mountain man, but they all kind of have shitty stats.
>>736468670MADEA. She's got dysentery and has taken on the Ojou-Sama haggling. Her skill is nearly maxed at that, and she is charming the pants off random people.
>>736468706Father Quandavious! I can't even remember him doing anything except barely competently leading the party back after Grug got them all lost. Let's just start today's game, shall we? We are the fort and it's time TO CASH IN
>>736468785The trades on offer
>>736468823We can make a pretty penny selling pelts (We have 70lbs of food and 209$ btw)
>>736468879We can only get the "market rate" for the gold, and it doesn't tell us how much that shit is. Which is annoying since we might want to trade it for other shit
>>736468930Looks like we can get 140$. That would bring us up to 349$ to buy a wagon and supplies. What sayeth /v/
>>736468986Well I sold it all and we have 349$. Now we are talking to the "discoverer" of the Hastings cutoff and mentioning James Clyman.
>>736469076Mmhmm. We should see what the Donner-Reed wagon train has to say about this cut off.
>>736469113>736469113shit he actually name dropped them.
>>736469134anyway he left, he's a prominent lawyer with lawyering to do, and getting people killed. Do you guys want to buy a wagon or stick with our wind wagon? It barely gets us any more space.
>>736469176Guess I'll keep the wagon and just repair it completely for 30$. Then buy some replacement supplies. I will also get our people healed of dysentery and clean them up. If anyone has any issues with that, too bad.
>>736469264We healed up Quandavious and Madera. Going to buy supplies then use the barber to clean them up
>>736469345Well, did the best I could. They are mostly healed and provisioned.
>>736469487
>>736469537What's with all these old ass bison dying on the road?
>>736469573Father Quandavious managed to butcher it. Now we have these folks.
>>736469630They wanted 200 units of food to heal us. Nice try. We skipped em and now we are going to tell stories. I get to be thread dictator since no one curs
>>736469706ah shit I forgot about this. set camp.
>>736469761I can spread these out longer if anons get exhausted with nightly threads. Every three days or something instead. IN any case, we have to pay for a story. >25 food>5 bullets>or 5$Which will you offer?
>>736469814They got enough money from the nuggies pay a fiver for the story.
>>736469859we only have 33$ left but your wish is my command
>>736469859>>736469870Dr. king improved his wayfinding by 1 thanks to the spooky corpse fucker story
>>736469932Now, will you mine for gold or go for a nondescript trail?
>>736469951Mine for them nuggets.
>>736469982We need nuggies. But before that we have this annoying encounter. We have no room for this, wouldn't you rather save your energy for GOLD
>>736470041Madea.
>>736470041We skipped it. WE are here! Should we send Quandavious to mine? >>736470094FINE. We will send her to mine gold despite a spry athletic priest at full health.
>>736470143>>736470094We got ONE nugget. Can we make the priest do it now?
>>736470165yes.
>>736470165
>>736470189>>736470181Made him do the rest and we now have FIVE pieces of gold!
>>736470249Norf or Souf. South has a healing campsite which we actually really need. If we restore Quandavious' health we can get some flour!
>>736470287South.
>>736470308On our way, should we go for typhoid or skip it this time?
>>736470351DRINK THAT SHIT.
>>736470397Maybe on our Oregon or Bust play. Don't worry, their morale and stamina took a huge hit. I don't feel like dealing with typhoid for the rest of the game.
>>736470427We have made it to the health restoring site. Who should cook? Dr. King has the best stat for it, but I seem to recall us wanting to make the bitch do it cause she hasn't cooked yet.
>>736470471Dr. King.
>>736470496this faggot party can't do anything right. Good god.
>>736470471Grug cook Grug cookin, i'm sure he can make a hearty meal
>>736470527they healed up pretty good at least. >>736470571The king has failed us on cooking twice and at least Grug made a decent meal once.
>>736470586They got exhausted from the sand grating on their skin, and now the wagon is stuck.
>>736470628Now we can laborously unpack all some or just push it. If we push it someones gonna get crushed.
>>736470586>>736470628PUSH THE WAGON YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!
>>736470654LOL They did it! They are exhausted now tho.
>>736470692Man they look tired
>>736470715Alright we are all haggled out. Should we sell our two pelts so we can afford a ferry on the next leg?
>>736470793Sure.
>>736470793nah nah nah HOLD
>>736470809>>736470839WELL TOO LATE I SOLD THEM. We rested a couple days to get some energy back and we are off again!
>>736470839>>736470809How would you like to get to the river? Nondescript trail or kabuki mask buffalo hunt?
>>736470910Hunt.
>>736470910SGT KABUKIMAN
>>736470945
>>736468452>>736468670>>736468706OUR FUARKING HEROES>>736468785Not you
>>736470945>>736470979Aye Aye Sgt! And what have we here? Who should investigate? There's something shiny in it! (The Event title is ALL THAT SKITTERS) So I'm not hopeful about it
>>736471024What is it with the Priests just not making an impact in these games? Each time they have been a snooze fest.
>>736471027The fuck priest, I hope there's a snake in there. You're not Pucci, firehag pussy slayer.
>>736471071SCORPIONS. AND GOLD
>>736471098>>736471071Oh I hope we are forcing this athletic handsome Priest to do what I think he'll do!
>>736471129Get that fucking gold.
>>736471167FUCK YEA. Unfortunately he didn't get stung.
>>736469932>>let me entertain you, have you heard of a local barbarian tribe that practices cannibalism and necrophilia?Who the hell offers this kind of story to people!? Is this an local thing I'm too non-American to understand?
>>736471201and now we have Firewater Hags bane.
>>736471239pick pick pick!!!
>>736471239Pick, let madea do it.
>>736471224This game is SENSITIVE to Native Americans and their role they played in this time period and they STRIVED to be accurate about it!>>736471272>>736471268SHIT! I let the Doctor look at them first just to make sure and he declared they were probably poisonous (cause of his pessimism, not his great wayfinding) Lost all his fucking morale and we left! I am getting PRETTY FUCKING SICK OF DR. KING.
>>736471332>>736471272>>736471268Who's gonna hunt? Remember, those with the lowest stamina won't bring back a lot of meat.
>>736471352Grug!
>>736471352Quandavious has the most stamina.
>>736471370Had a feeling you'd say that!
>>736471437Oh my god I think he carried less meat back than Madea did last time. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT GRUG FAGS
>>736471468We lost our worn knife but whatever we got 14 valuable pelts
>>736471491HOLY SHIT LOOK WHO IT IS
>>736471530I DID NOT expect to meeting him TBQH
>>736471550UMMM We aren't going to end up in the mountains getting snowed in with these guys are we....the fact we are on the same timeline and trail with them is incredibly alarming to me, the fag in the future reading this.
>>736471550Mr. Reed being the gentleman we have been asked to look for.
>>736471593SHould we >talk>offer supplies>push on
>>736471607Damn Mr. Reed's wife is still here with the wagon party.
>>736471607talk.
>>736471621The FUTURE PRESIDENT knew the Donner Party and almost went with it? WHAT THE FUCK
>>736471641This being the crux of the issue with the Hastings' Cutoff. He made a lot of bold claims and the terrain was too rough for the wagons so they got snowed in.
>>736471672
>>736471695Should we be kind to the Donner party and offer them some supplies?
>>736471720What's our supplies.
>>736471720suuuuure!
>>736471735>>736471754We have 319lbs of food so we can easily give that away, if we don't use a ferry at the upcoming crossing it might be wise to keep our pelts.
>>736471754Gave them 50 flour. Hopefully they can make it through the rest of the day without eating each other. Yet.
>>736471835Oh we got some stuff in return, not bad.
>>736471850Alright I'm getting tired of snapshots but this is undoubtedly important.
>>736471865Tense in what way.
>>736471865MINING TIME. Who should mine??
>>736471904That fucking priest.
>>736471901When they looked at each other they would cartoonishly turn into legs of turkey and other slabs of meat. >>736471928Dang he did so well we got GOLD FEVER. Lets make him do it til hes exhausted! I think we have coffee!
>>736471972FOUR More gold hell yea!
>>736471996Should we use the nondescript trail or the berry picking trail?
>>736472020South.
>>736472046It's Oct 16th which worries but the party is in the peak of health.
>>736472094I guess nondescript just means nothing happens on the map. Should we do that again or go kabuki buffalo hunting?
>>736472121North nothing ever happens.
>>736472168You got a gif this time!
>>736472245Alright. We hiring a ferry. I'm not fording this shit again.
>>736472245Grug chad stride.
>>736472270So the ferry was only going to cost 20$ and we haggled it down! We can now sell our pelts, AND do the ferry for less price! HURRAY!
>>736468452
>>736472379It's only 8ft OP.
>>736472379SHIT 28 days til winter, thats bad. LEts see what the Fording and caulking percentages are for PLEBS who can't afford the ferry.
>>736472425nope
>>736472425Fine, use that prissy ferry
>>736472454OH WE WILL
>>736472475>>736472454We had to wait 3 days but whatever. We can make up for our pace
>>736472475That shit's a coinflip, ford that shit.
>>736472489which path will you take
>>736472513down
>>736472491But Senpai ford was ZERO PERCENT SUCCESS
Nooooo what happened with the Ojousama squad
>>736472546They made it to Oregon!
>>736472546It's finished anon>>736472513South
>>736472574Bless them!
>>736472546This new EXCEPTIONAL crew is on the way to Commiefornia! But they only have 25 days to get there! There's a rattlesnake in here.
>>736472605>>736472546Here is the thread they finished if you'd like to see the ending! >>736302987
>>736472606Send grug, he can handle it
>>736472606Priest.
>>736472606fuck that
>>736472636>>736472639>>736472648
>>736472676Sent the doctor in and he did NOTHING as usual.
>>736472690I WARNED YOU
>>736472705Hey I didn't want to investigate but the THREAD DIRECTED. I only veto on the typhoid water, that shit sucks. I won't veto ANYTHING when we get to Oregon or Bust tho
>>736472740Everyone took a piece of the spare wagon parts and it collapsed, and now we have a choice, Mine for Gold or DO NOTHING
>>736472775Go gold.
>>736472775Always mine for gold. We're not like that one ink trader.
>>736472775Gold ofc. Cleared cookies recently and now i have the most obnoxious captcha
>>736472828I'm scared to ever clear my cookies with what I hear of the captcha.
>>736472784>>736472790>>736472828I am very worried we only have 23 days before winter, but whatever. This might be a doomed play. Who should mine for gold? Our Father who we usually force to do it is still nursing a rattlesnake bite.
>>736472858Grug it up
>>736472858Grug want yellow rock!
>>736472858Grug want shiny rock.
>>736472874>>736472879>>736472898We exhausted him but he got SIX GOLD ROCKS!
>>736472927We all agree we need stamina?
>>736472927Grug happy shiny rock good
>>7364729276 6 6Y E S
>>736472945Grug make big shiny rock Should grug sleep
>>736472942Ye
>>736472942Rest their weary bones
>>736472973WINTER IS COMING and we have one more leg lmao
>>736472987>>736472985Well Grug is no longer exhausted and Quandavious has healed his snake bite thank goodness.
>>736473025We can either camp for health (meh) or nondescript trail before big meadows.
>>736473038Take it ez! Go south for that comfort food.
>>736473038top
>>736473038Race ahead no time for camping
Death march time
>>736473058>>736473068>>736473089We at big meadows now!
>>736473103Current provisions. We have a lot of gold to see if we make it.
>>736473156Can we buy anything to make us go faster?
>>736473156Do you want to trade for anything? The only thing I'd consider to be honest is the clothing. We can use that to keep our hygiene up.
>>736473170Bullets and clothes
>>736473170Cawfee and clothes is much needed for the winter.
>>736473168The sail wagon is about the best we can do with grueling speed, because we have no oxen to worry about. If you want to strategize for that, we should probably trade for the coffee to keep the energy up and then make sure we can keep the wagon repaired at all times. We only have one tool box tho.
>>736473210Done. Traded a gold nugget each for the coffee and the clothing (what a rip off) and we actually unlocked an achievement called "You can't eat it!" for trading gold for goods. We are now LEAVING
>>736473170Coffee, the gang needs to stay alert
>>736473261WE GOT IT. On our way to Mormon Station. Our morale is fine so should we go nondescript trail to speed this shit up?
>>736473283fast gotta be
>>736473283Full speed ahead middle
>>736473312>>736473310Time to wander the desert for fourty (miles)
>>736473341fuck we don't have time for this
>>736473352oh fuck off
>>736473352He's not seeing us. Who should we send to deal with him?
>>736473373Quan send the man of God
>>736473373Send the priest
>>736473373The bible thumper
>>736473373Madea
>>736473394>>736473404>>736473406He asked politely and got this. Also, apparently you need to be doing grueling this entire journey to have a prayer of meeting the end. Whoops. That'll be for next game we do Commifornia.
>>736473456KEK
>>736473456kill herder
>>736473467Grug fucking kill him.
>>736473467GET ANGRY GRUG SMASH
>>736473467This is legitimately one of the funniest things this game has done. I love that this even has his fucking portrait in here
>>736473482>>736473489>>736473494>>736473495
>>736473517Oh I hope this isn't the end of this.
>>736473532This is why we need mods. Grug should pull out his rifle and fire a few warning shots to scare em all off. Or kill a few. ITS THE WEST. What should we do instead?
>>736473550Goddammit just give him the fucking nugie they'll mine more later.
>>736473550THIS HERD MUST BE DESTROYED THROW GOLD AT IT
>>736473550If you bought the bullets it wouldn’t come to this, offer a nugget
>>736473579>>736473575It worked and he left. I wish we had shot him. >>736473591WE HAVE BULLETS. LOTS OF THEM.
What an infuriating encounter
>>736473613Coyote time! Maybe it will teleport us the rest of the way? Who should get the goodies this time.
>>736473643No time for Coyote drops three gold bullshit they gotta go.
>>736473643Send the bedwench
>>736473661YOU WERE SAYING FAGGOT? >>736473667She did well.
>>736473686Always a harmonica. I wonder if these are keepsakes.
>>736473713You play them and they restore morale.
>>736473726Oh the escaped slaves from the Oregon Trail route are here now.
>>736473745Run, it’s a trap!
>>736473745We gave em 30 food cause we have like 300 lbs. Dr. King is pleased for helping slaves.
>>736473765Now we only have 129lbs. Should we make hardtack?
>>736473798Nah we can make it
>>736473798No
>>736473798I guess we need food
>>736473823
>>736473823>>736473836>>736473838>>736473842The only good news about making this spot is that we can hire a guide to take us here next time and have a better chance of completing it next time.
>>736473842Friendly mormons will feed the gang
>>736473876Or buy. We can >TALK>TRADE>STORE>SERVICES>REST >DEPARTWe can convert our gold to cash, trade the gold for items, and buy more shit. We should repair our wagon.
>>736473876>Friendly mormons will feed the gangDon't trust them.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_Massacre
>>736473910Trades on offer. The 4 wheel grease for 3 gold is probably a steal and we should do it to keep the wagon going. We can also trade for the coffee. Then buy whatever else we need, repair the wagon and SPLIT
>>736473910repair and get food financed by our gold
>>736473910Jew them the best they can and repair that wagon
>>736473910Repair and spend money to get ready to haul ass.
>>736473949>>736473951>>736473952
>>736473967Stock up on Cawfee and Clothes as much as you can.
>>736473967Grease and coffee
>>736473976>>736473978Alright we sold for 144$. We traded for coffee and clothing. Will repair the wagon, buy some more grease and coffee
>>736474012>AsslayerShits wild out there
>>736474050Well he is black. Items we will need to haul ass.
>>736474075I bought some nitro for mines too. GOOD LUCK TO US
>>736474092Stacked, no way they won’t make it
>>736474092We ARE speed
>>736473745>escaped slaves>>736474012>black traders>>736468706>black bankersWhat year is this supposed to be?
>>7364741371851.
>>736474156Groom the filthy animals
>>736474156I don't want to be a pessimist but I don't think we are making this in 15 days.
>>736474174They actually ok. We doing Carson Pass and gold, we can blow it the fuck up
>>736474180Skip the lake, grueling pace
>>736474203sure
>>736474137This is the new woke Oregon Trail anon.
>>736474209UGH
>>736474229The doctor finally treated him properly
>>736474243Clutch move
>>736474220Yeah, its just seems like they're trying to have their cake and eat it too. If you want to lecture me on slavery and have some escaped slaves show up then half the free people you meet on the trail shouldn't be black.
>>736474243But OOOOH The game isn't over fucking with us
>>736474280WE GAAN
>>736474280SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>736474274It's pretty stupid I'll be honest. I'd need to see how many black wagon goers there were historically tho. Our own party is just a reverse racism wagon group. Three EXCEPTIONAL negroes and a big dumb white mountain man who gets angry
>>736474280We have parts to fix it?
>>736474280GO GO GO.
>>736474313>>736474304Who will rocket us to victory? Or a faster death. >>736474316Yeah we have a wheel and an axel or tongue I believe.
>>736474280
>>736474334Dr. King got a fucking dream.
>>736474356Dr, King pulled us through
>>736474334King LEAD
>>736474371>>736474368Should we mine for gold? WE HAVE EXPLOSIVES NOW
>>736474334>Yeah we have a wheel and an axel or tongue I believe.Then I say go fast.
>>736474368Based King
>>736474390a little boom boom couldn't hurt
>>736474390You ain't got time for that shit.
>>736474414>>736474415Whats this, dissent in the ranks? WHAT ARE WE DOING
>>736474390Blow it up, they’ll be swimming in gold, who needs food when you got gold
>>736474390GET MORE SHINY ROCKS,
>>736474428>>736474414Which one of our fags is blowing this shit up
>>736474453The Pries can use the holy handgrenade
>>736474453Madea
>>736474453Sounds like women's work to me.
>>736474453It's easter, bless that mine and blow shit up.
>>736474463SEVEN NUGGETS. Everyones morale went up and they got GOLD FEVER
>>736474490
>>736474490O MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK NOW
>>736474513NO
>>736474532
>>736474532Take it, cursed gold is still gold
>>736474548chuck it at his nuts and run
>>736474548We aren't REALLY going to take a cursed gold nugget are we
>>736474557we said no and ran. He said it was wise of us and left.
>>736474558
>>736474558We have too the sad man is begging us
>>736474578NO TIME TO CAMP YOU FAGGOTS
>>736474578he was a spirit sent to test us
>>736474598Or Zeus. We passed. Now we are gonna tell these two faggots to take a hike.
>>736474558Take the gold, what's the worst that can happen? Dysentery?
>>736474619...only to have Dr. King think we should waste MORE fucking time!
>>736474619Talk to them, Grug might get it on with the daughter
>>736474630Fuck off Tyrone they gotta go.
>>736474632we have TWO WEEKS BEFORE WINTER AND EVERYONE DIES. WE GOTTA MOVE LIKE SANIC
>>736474630Everyone is healthy, run ahead
>>736474453What the hell am I experiencing here? Is the priest actually being useful?
>>736474630The spirit of Tyrone strikes again
>>736474665technically grug has a broken leg but the doctor splinted it and hes walking fine.
>>736474692As if a broken leg would hinder Grug
>>736474630>guys can I just have like 2 days to go pick some fucking nirnrootNO, FAGGOT
>>736474692Welcome to Carson Pass! We will haggle trade and then MOVE ON>>736474715Gotta agree he seems to be doing fine
>>736474730Guys we might actually make it if we can keep this up. Sutters mill is the end point. But its gonna be close. I traded meds to heal up grug, and we have enough wagon grease to keep the wagon going and toolboxes now.
>>736474730Buy everything not nailed down and skedaddle
>>736474781We can blow up one more mine then we need to hurry.
>>736474774Surely everything will go fine at Tragedy Springs.
>>736474793Go south no time for bullshit.
>>736474805I can't think of anyting that could go wrong! Everyone say goodbye to the dog it literally did nothing. Grug is going to kick it on our sanic speed past
>>736474793Mine it, needs lot of gold at Tragedy Spring
>>736474828later puppy
>>736474820Lets blow up one more mine! Then we will skip as fast as possible. We are so close.
>>736474853Madea this time
>>736474853Send the wench
>>736474884>>736474887FuuuuuuCK! SIX Gold and everyone went YAHOO and got gold fever again!
>>73647490113 days til winter. Everyone say goodbye to the camp site we not stopping.
>>736474901Party of magical negroes, how can this not end well
>>736474932Rich magical negroes, at that
>>736474926>>736474932Magical EXCEPTIONAL negroes! From 1851! And we are moving on from this wagon!
>>73647495912 days to winter, and no rest for us.
>>736474991Alright we traded for more wagon grease to keep our wagon from breaking down, clothes, and coffee. And we are heading out!
>>736475030Only two days to hang town, hopefully nothing goes seriously wrong. Going to south MYSTERY NIGGA.
Keep on running, grug will drag them over the line if it comes to that.Did the site just shit the bed for a couple of minues?
>>736475058Good luck faggots
>>736474991You having fun with this game OP? I've got it sitting in my library and I haven't fired it up yet.
>>736475058Mystery and mine all the way
>>736475080I am having fun with it! I love playing it with 4chan tho
>>736475095No more mining. We out of nitro. It'll take too long to mine. Going to use some coffee on ol Grug and get him back up
>>736475114No time to hunt...
>>736475141And sorry gold! Damn this is fucking suspenseful we will be right on the line if we make it
>>736475141But that meat though..
>>736475180Yeah the meat would be nice but we don't have enough room for it anyway. We only have 11 days to winter and one more leg
>>736475180If he gets caught in winter and has to go Donner Party then Grug will have plenty of meat.
>>736475203Push on.
>>736475220I should go to bed now but I can't wait to see what happens to these faggots
Floor it
>>736475242
>>736475253Nothing good to trade, clothes and toolboxes and grease we have it all
>>736475242Its just a race to the finish now. Should go quick.
>>736475259Fleece the saps for all they’re worth and run!
>>736475276We are getting low on food. HOLY SHIT WE ARE SO CLOSE
>>736475306HMMMM DUHHH SHOULD WE GET POISONED RIGHT BEFORE WE GET THERE? NO
>>736475306South and fish, we have time for it
>>736475306Go rabbit, foraging, bison. Three food chances if you need them.
>>736475337>>736475334WE will hunt this once. Who should hunt
>>736475351Grug smash
>>736475351GRUG.
>>736475362>>736475368It was mostly rabbits and a couple deer...
>>736475351Dr King
>>736475420FUCK ITS THAT GROUP WE ROBBED
>>736475456Oh wait no sorry, this is the Donner Party guy Mr. Reed we were asked to look out for. They just have the same character models.
>>736475456KILL EM
>>736475474Father calling em dirty fucking liars in old blackese
>>736475485Based
>>736475485Mah man
>>736475485The father is right, Grug get the gun
>>736475508>>736475539>>736475556
>>736475565Look out! They've got a taste for human meat!
>>736475565They said some more stuff but I'm tired. Mrs. Reed is def a cannibal tho
>>736475565Justice wills us to avenge the fallen
>>736475598Hurray! And now the Donner Party tragedy has become an achievement in a video game!
>>736475565Back away and run!
>>736475609Definite cannibalism.
>>736475609Sounds like things are going SWIMMINGLY
>>736475645No time for berries Grug, we have to get to the FORT
