why are they giving hormonal kids and teenagers these things completely unsupervised
>>>/vp/
>>736685326This shit is WEAK, give me a big tiddy Aggron instead.
>>736685326Kids don't play Pokemon
>>736685326>can't You can do anything. You are physically capable of doing so.
>>736685326Lopunny confuses people because that pose makes it look like fluff around her wrists are really coming from giant boobs. Meowscarada comes from a shitty game so I don't care much what it looks like. Gardevoir's body looks like a short haired girl in a white dress, so people settle for her if they want any Pokemon that looks kind of like a human woman.
>>736685326>meowscaradanigga think she part of the team, put an eevee there
>>736685326because kids wouldn't want to fuck a pokemon, it's only you guys who do that
>>736685326>hey kid here's a toxic lizard who will mindrape you with her pheromones and turn you into a sex slave, have fun!being a novice trainer must be hell
>>736685648Oh please. You might have had a point back around ruby/sapphire. Nowadays even the dev team is full of knowers.
>>736685326I love bnuuys(male)
>>736685740god, she's so fucking hot...
>>736685648i have wanted to fuck a gardevoir ever since I first saw one during a fight with the green haired faggot in pokemon emerald. and guess what, i was a kid back then.
>>736685883Made to be molested by MILFy Zoroarks.
>>736685981if by "MILFy Zoroarks" you mean "human men", then yes, I agree. Otherwise, no.
>three horsemenWhy even use the horsemen analogy if you don't have four
>>736685326>no vaporeon>no Lucario
>>736685326I don’t see the Blue Catfish Creature here0/10 meme
>>736685326Where is Conkeldurr.
where's nidoqueen
>>736685326eastern artists!
My favorite pokemon is the little piggy that jumps a lot
>>736685326Kanto is going though an aging crisis and more children are needed to support the population.
>>736685382Shout, pls
>>736686115>eeveelutions>no ninetalesobjectively incorrect list
>>736686839Nobody wants to fuck ninetales though, it's a cuddle buddy.
>>736686108>no scolipede
>>736685553Fortunately Meowscarada is in romhacks
>>736686916nobody bats an eye if you like scolipede, bro.it's only ever called into question if you go on to mention other pornbait mons as your favorites.
>>736685973>Wally's male Gardevoirlmao
>>736685326why not?
>>736686906Cuddle buddies are better if you can cum inside em
>>736686115Jolteonbros, Flareonbros.
>>736686115Images that make you go 'hummm...'
>>736687156There one artist locked gyaru Gardevoirhttps://www.patreon.com/NeoMecha
>>736687068the feminine penis makes it hotter, actually.
>>736687591it's even hotter if his dick is bigger than yours but he refuses to use it and only wants to be fucked
>>736687068Wally and Diantha are related
>>736687005That definitely helps. I still don't want a Pokemon that looks like she helps Batman, but I'd rather play a hack of an older game with gen 9 Pokemon than a gen 9 Pokemon game.
Femdom coded Pokémon
>>736687679hell fucking yeah
>>736687068Wally is a faggot that think he hot shit the 2nd or 3rd time you meet him
>>736685382based and redpilled
>>736686115Yep.Gen 1 was the only cultured folk knewGen 2 was the just joking or am I genGen 3 was the actual noticingGen 4 was the you are stupid if you didn't noticeThe gen with Tsareena and Salazzle is just out right panderingI'm surprised there is no Nidoqueen but Lapras but whatever.
Imp Midna, True Midna.
>>736685326I find this Pokemon sexy, what does that say about me?
>>736685326luckily i can mention Miltank being my favorite safely.
>>736685326At least those get bad looks because they're obvious fapbait pokémon, what sucks is mentioning typhlosion and then people reacting like you just said you're a big fan of epstein
>>736691205terminal case of too based for this world
>>736691787I understand.
>Tsareena and Salazzle had their signature moves buffed in ChampionsI'm nooticing...
my top 4 favorite mons are Magmar, Delibird, Miltank, and Clefable. what kind of person do you imagine
>>736692690a belly enjoyer, i imagineeither fat or incredibly skinny
>>736692771kek I didn’t even think about that but I I do like curvy women. yeah I’m not obese but like lifted a lot in the past but haven’t been in the gym for 3 years, stocky I guess most people call it
>>736689006nobody wants to fuck nidoqueen only shouting's yassified nidoqueen, so japs probably haven't heard of it
>>736686115>no lapras
>>736693102speak for yourself i got a boner playing stadium many long years ago
>>736685326>vaporeon isnt in the listDid you know that vaporeon is the most compatible with humans?
>>>/vp/>>>/trash/
>>736685883Did you know that male rabbits in real life have their penis behind the balls unlike most animals where it's the other way around?
>>736685326phoxes are better
>>736685326>no lucarioShit list, completely out of touch with reality
>>736696829lucario is ostensibly masculine so you can get away with liking it because it looks "cool"
>>736685326femininity isn't inherently sexual
It's crazy how fuckable the majority of Pokemon are.
