>WELCOME TO NINTENDO, WE MAKE GAMES I THINK
starfox augfe septswitch sports resort septsource: i made it the fuck up
>>737398291And yet it somehow has more games than PS5.
>>737398291Imagine buying a console before it has games
>>737398291was that a heckin jontron reference bro?
>>737398291>Two gamesWell, it's got the PS5 beat
>>737398291Welcome to age of multimedia Nintendo. You get movies, toys, a theme park and sometimes even a game!
>>737398291More games than PlayStation
>>737398291Go watch the movie, that is Nintendo's big event for this year
>>737398549>>737399361>>737400245Rent free.
>>737400407I noticed you didn't say we were wrong
>>737400893>>737400245Actually Saros and Wolverine are coming out, so that ties Nintendo's announced games
>>737400213Just like Sony!
>>737400407>posts Nintendo seethe thread #913424754663663576357
>>737401007Sony has a theme park?
>>737400952And don't forget GoW Son of Sparta. That's a ps5 exclusive
>>737398291The rest of the year is not a mystery, we're getting Ocarina of Time remake this holiday. Nate said so. It's going to be the most significant game on the console.
>>737401298MM is better
>>737401296And the beautiful Demon's Souls remake.
>>737401408So beautiful Miyazaki decided they don't want them touching Bloodborne kek
>>737401494I had fun with it.
You will buy Mario Tennis 17 and you will act like Switch 2 has games
>>737401494He's just a hater
>>737401530Dark Souls is not fun it's life
NOOOO, WHY ISN'T NINTENDO FEEDING ME NEWS TO DISCUSSI NEED NEWS, I NEED DIRECTS, I DON'T BUY OR PLAY GAMES I JUST TALK ABOUT THEM ONLINE WITH MY UNEMPLOYED TRANNY DISCORD FRIENDS
>>737401408>the game that killed bluepoint
>>737401693>outsold Metroid Prime 4I doubt that's why they got shut honestly.
>>737401007Do you really want Nintendo to be like Sony?
>>737401739>outsold a series that never sold welllol yeah...
>>737401805So MP4 sold worse and they didnt get shut so thats not why BP did
OUGH
>>737401739Hey, Sony was the one disappointed in the game, go ask them
>>737400952Dont forget Fairgame$, Horizon Hunters Gathering and Intergalactic. That's FIVE games announced.
More than PS5
Holy fuck it Wii U all over again...
>>737402686Factually wrong see>>737400952>>737402575>>737401894PS5 is getting 007 First Light in May. Is Switch 2?
>>737401865lmao retard
Shitch Poo has no games
>>737402748When is ps5 getting splatoon raiders?
>>737402686True
>>737398291I don't get what they were expecting or hoping.Switch 2 had record sales because it ran Switch 1 game sure.But this isn't Playstation with Teenagers and Dads there to shell out gigantic sums of money and whale on F2P games where you get a 20% cut. Switch 2 needs games, make games. Until you do no buying for me.I mean realistically I'm not buying it anyways since I'm from the EU and I'm waiting for my easily replaceable battery version thats supposed to come in 2027.
I thought there was supposed to be a direct this month with surprise star fox announcements. You're telling me the leakers are liars?
>>737402792When is Ditch 2 getting Elden Ring?
>>737402857
>Microsoft is dead>Sony completely abandoned the idea of exclusives>even Nintendo seems to make less and less gamesMan, what is happening to the industry?
>>737402871Soon, ps5 getting raiders never :)
>>737402918Snitch 2 never getting Ghost of Yotei
>>737402887Didn't they say they would stop porting games to PC?
>>737402945But Sony is getting more studio closure
>>737402945thank god for that
>>737402962Yes, and you can see the seethe it causedHere>>737402963and here>>737402965
>>737398291Still Haven't Bought One. Having nothing I want doesn't help them either.>>737401298Lol. The fact that so many jewtubers have made vids like it's already been confirmed by goytendo, just some random shit no one knows is actually happening. Meanwhile I'll be playing 1 of 2 TP PC ports by the end of the year.
pEdoRIC 'elty
>>737402994>he posts in a Nintendo seethe thread
>>737402962Why would you buy their games on PC when you can simply emulate them with youtube?
Really doesn’t fucking matter. Im like 89 hours into bravely default hd and have a 50+ game backlog. Ive got plenty of games irregardless
>>737403085same could be said about PS5 owners despite barely any exclusives, there are thousands of games to play
>>737403120lol tell the snoys that
>>737403085>>737403120based level headed gamers
>>737401408Why'd they make the crestfallen knight a nigger? oy vey...
>Still more games than piss5 and xbotHilarious
>>737398291WE ARE NINTENDO
>>737403248does it have Elden Ring? if not, thats +1 to PS5 and Xbox
>>737401298>Ocarina of Time remakeThis is gonna be amazing. OoTautists are 100% gonna hate it because IT'SLITERALLYNOTTHESAMEGAME (just look at Demon Souls) and the Ericschizos will seethe at anyone that doesn't have a 100% positive opinion about it.I can't fucking wait.
>>737403061
>>737400407TRVKE
>>737398291Yikes.
>>737398549That's a very low bar.
>>737398549Congratulations you're eating shit out of a dog bowl instead of off the floor.
Nintendo is gay.
>>737403674Keep your fetish to yourself anon
>>737398539not gonna lie a new sports resort game would be hype for me, but for now its rhythm heaven of all the announced games
>>737403734Trust me, I do not enjoy watching you eat shit.
>>737403501This says a lot about society
>>737398291This shit is so ass how are people still buying into these ecosystems with nothing to play
>>737403782Why do you even think about eating shit? Why is THAT rent free in your head?
>>737398549>2nd replynot quite the record (to tie), but you'll get there
>>737403782I'll bite. What games should I be playing, and on what platform?
>>737403884PC. All the games.
>>737403884Multiplats are best on PC, and only exclusives on Nintendo systems. You said it yourself, why is this even a question?
>>737398291The shitch 2 is a failed console. This is the most lame nintendo console since the virtual boy. Even Whee Yew had a better game library.
>>737403916>>737403934I prefer to own my games. Thanks though.
>>737398291Damn, I didn't realize Rhythm Heaven came out the same month as Splatoon, they're fucking sending Rhythm Heaven out to die.
>>737404073then why did you say multiplats are best on pc?
>>737404073I got bad news for you in nintendo's tos.
>>737403884Starfield on switch
>>737404107I didn't say that. You're lying to me. >>737404125I don't believe you.
>>737402883>leaker larper gets jealous that natethehate leaked something huge, so he has to make a baseless rumor to counter his rumor.
>>737404217You know who you are. I'm not stupid.
>>737404139B-but Todd, I already bought and played Starfield on PC.
>>737403006How did natethehate know the exactly release date of the Switch 2? He has a 95% track record, it's not baseless.
>>737404234You're confusing me with someone else. I play all my multiplats on Xbox.
>>737404357So Pragmata? Due to great performance
test
>>737398291My dad works for Nintendo and told me they are surprise dropping new Zelda game in October
>>737404246What are you gonna do after you finish it on all your other consoles anon?
>>737398539June: Star FoxAugust: Switch SportsSeptember: Fire EmblemOctober: Luigi's Mansion 4November: Ocarina of Time RemakeDecember: The DuskbloodsNo first-party Nintendo game for december, they might release more Switch 2 versions to fill the gaps, but that's about it.Source: it was revealed to me in a dream
>>737404379>PragmataNever heard of it
>>73739829180 dlls each + never on sale
>>737403674>food analogy
>>737398291amazing how people have absolutely zero object permanence nowadays
>>737404002Reminder, the release that's looking likely to be Nintendo's best-seller this year is exclusive to Switch 1. It doesn't even have resolution/framerate patches for Switch 2 like the Mario Galaxy double pack.It's obvious Nintendo has written off the Switch 2 as a failure already and is shifting development back to Switch 1 for now, whether that's until they have a new console ready or start releasing on PC, who knows?
>>737398291No clue what's taking them so long, all their games still look like wii u titles.
>>737398291
>>737405582>WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARIO?
Snoytrannies trying the same but they used early in the switch life, apparently too retarded to remember that the switch is the best selling console ever and they are setting themselves as laughinstocks once again.
>>737403272>IT'SLITERALLYNOTTHESAMEGAME (just look at Demon Souls)If it fucks up the aesthetic that's at the very least going to be a strong, valid reason to recommend the original. If it actually doesn't and adds in all the cut content people wished for, then it spiritually deserves a 100% metacritic score.
>>737405943It adds the penetrator armor set as something you can acquire in NG+ and nothing else whatsoever.
Snoy literally hasn't had a new game released since Bloodborne and I couldn't tell you about the Xbone because nobody cares about Microsoft.
>>737399209First gen hardware is easiest to hack later in the console's life.
>>737404759Some may also be GKC
>>737398291Nintendo has become famous for announcing games less than a month before release, saying they have no games just because there's nothing announced is incredibly stupid. I for one am glad I don't have to deal with shit like Pragmata where they announced it SIX FUCKING YEARS before release.
It has only taken about a year for the switch 2 to outpace the PS5 when it comes to games lol
isnt duskbloods also confirmed for 2026?
>>737398291Unironically why do so many people defend Nintendo and their shitty practices? Most of them are transgender they have that cotton candy flag. I've seen nothing but shill posts for Nintendo here recently
>>737409668Imagine having to pretend that yoshi baby shit is something you want to play.
>hourly snoy cope thread
>>737410046>the other games don't count!!1Cope and dilate, snoy troon.
this year is tainted with tariffs and shit. nintendo wants to stockpile and then go all out. all the heavy hitters are releasing next year.
>>737410070>obligatory NDF post
>>737398539I could see them making Switch Sports Switch 2 Edition, adding in more golf courses and maybe baseball or something.
>>737401739Funny. BluePoint is made up of ex-Retro devs. Wouldn't be surprised if several of them rejoined Retro as they were hiring around when BluePoint got shut down.
whens the next Nintendo direct gonna be anyway? do we have some kinda track record? or they drop them on a whim and announce it just days in advance??
>>737398291Nintendo finally got hit by modern dev cycles. HD was a mistake
>>737402883The OoT remake is real. I know Sabi and he confirmed it
>>737400407>he instantly maldedof course, that all you can do of your life. make shitty threads, get rapped, mald and make another thread
>>737400407>"Gee, I wonder who's behind this post">Jew with nose sticking out from behind post: "Heh, gottem."This is not quite the own that you seem to think it is.
>>737412781good morning saar please do the needful and get rapped for speaking badly of the nintendo bloody bastard bitch
>>737398291Hey look I've been complaining about the total lack of games for months now but even I think Kuly is gonna be lit. FINALLY some games. I'm gonna get Rhythm Heaven and Splatoon and have a great time. I dunno why it took them this long to bother releasing some more games after Bananza but at least it's finally happening.
>>737399209Honestly makes the PS5 look even worse.
>>737412512That was the Wii U era when they released a whopping five first party games in the entire first year, three of which were NSMB, NintendoLand and Game & Wario. Their Switch 1 and Switch 2 output has been a billion time more consistent.
ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHYSTARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS (All I know...)OLED IS A VALUABLE THING WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCDBING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY(It's so unreal...)85 PRO CONTROL 585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLETHEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMOI WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOOI KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEWBUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME
>>737398291Genuinely starting to think that Nintendo just doesn't want to release anything later this year knowing GTA 6 will swallow the industry
>>737402962no, that was jason schrier saying they should. They have not once said anything about doing it, or even acknowledged his article
>>737410046why wouldnt I? yoshi games are great
>>737413075Indian seethe. ESL with terrible pacing
>>737404819>shit = food
>>737413380Only the original and maybe wooly world were good
>>737413434DS was good too, I dont think anyone even played topsy turby
Is this where you pretend they haven't released more games this year than any other company?
>>737413528>quantity over quality is LE GOOD
>>737413551>Nintendo aren't releasing enough games>Actually they are>Oh my God quality over quantity!
>>737413582theyre bad because theyre um...um...comfy! yah! fucking comfy games!
>What the FUCK is a Mario?!
>>737413402>shit=foodThis is a Nintendo thread after all
>>737410046anon PS5s baby game won GOTY, I dont think there is any room to complain about kids games anymore.
>>737413778>trannies have now rebranded mediocre slop for women and children as comfy games
Reminder that Nintendo announced DK Bananza just 3 months before it released, so all this nigger behaviour about them not announcing their Q3+Q4 slate yet is just pure retard maxxing.Also Nintendeens bloated corpse was found at the river bend.
>>737414014>snoy is coping and seething calling games he hasnt played mediocre women slop while posting a webm from womenslop
We'll know in a week if the whole slate of leaked releases is true because Star Fox is supposed to be announced before the end of April. So far the games leaked to be summer releases have been indeed announced for summer releases.
>>737414014>cries about trannies>posts a hideous manwomanlollmao
>>737414053I've played them, they're slop>>737414076cope and seethe
>>737398291WHAT THE FUCK IS A STAR FOX!?
>>737414105how would you have played yoshi and the mysterious book if its not even out yet?
They could release zero exclusives over the next 7 years and they would still be ahead of Microsoft, sony, and valve combined
>>737414120It looks like shit so I've already played it
>>737414162quite possibly the stupidest reply you couldve typed and you did it anyway
Is this how snoys cope now? really lacking novelty
>>737414162>nigger admits to play with shitdamn, the jeet accusations arent leaving anytime soon.
>>737414180You replied and it got multiple tendies to seethe so really I won didn't I, faggot?
>you replied, so I win!further proof he's nothing but a whore for (you)'s
this thread is pretty sad and Famitsu is only tomorrow
>>737414219Openly admitting to play with literal feces isnt an own outside of your shitting street, Pajeet.
>further proof he's nothing but a whore for (you)'s
>>737414254The one in 2 weeks is gonna be insane, Golden Week boost + Mario Galaxy releasing in Japan is gonna do insane numbers.
>>737414120>last five yoshi game were toddler shit made for ages 6 and under>but how can you tell how the next one will be ????sub 80iq question
>>737414290post your 100% wooly world file, since its baby shit
>>737398291Leaker said holiday season will be for OoT remake.
>>737398291fun fact, Switch/Switch 2 gets more exclusives in July than the PS5 and Xbox Series X gets the entire year combined.
>>737414375Too bad they're all dog shit
>>737415261What games are you even looking for?
>All this rageOkay what happened at Sony now? Is it the mandatory age verification thing?
>>737415445>mandatory age verification thingWait what?
>he's crying about nintendo>againyou better hope that the rush to buy PS5's before the price increase managed to win that month, you won't be winning anymore afterwards lmao
>>737415261wait you have already played Splatoon Raiders and the new Rythm Heaven?
>>737415590Anon, clearly they don't care because they only play sophisticated games for gamers.Which they will most likely never list.
>>737413075You have been doing this for over a year and it still doesn't flow right, for fucks sake.
>>737413075even your memes are ports
>>737398549Zero plus zero still equals zero.
>>737415532It's only in the UK for now, but you can't use messages, voice chat, make a party, use discord features or stream anymore unless you send your ID to some fuckass third party company.
>>737415769>It's only in the UK for nowAs if I couldn't hate my own country even more, fucking hell I hate it here.
snoys have:>no games>no bitches>no good comebacks against other consoles/pc>no reasons to exist
>>737415769>"omg, nintendo are so cruel for locking their chat behind a paywall">Sony forces people to give up their IDs to use basic communication features in the UKThe universe REALLY hates Playstation uh?
not dev by Nintendo but still exclusive, Orbitals is still releasing this summer.hopefully august since July is already bloated.
>>737415861I don't even think it was Sony forcing them as much as it might have been Ofcom with the whole 'protect the children because parents don't fucking parent' bullshit that has been sweeping the UK for most of the year now.
>>737415957daily reminder that ofcom is made up of real people with names and addresses who bleed.
>>737415828Snoys are busy having sex, raising families and enjoying lifeMeanwhile tendies play mediocre fetus games and worship the cult of Nintendo
>>737398291Jontron reference
>>737416421>Snoys are busy having sex, raising families and enjoying lifeThere is no way you typed this out without laughing at how retarded it sounds.
>>737416421>Snoys are busy having sex, raising familiesYou sure about that? Looks more like they are justifying pedophilia at every turn
>>737398291>Less Nintendo games than PC
>>737398291>Yet another Switch 2 exclusive gets announced>Confirms Nintendo is making digital games cheaper>Snoys have a meltie for 20 hoursWhy are Snoys making more Nintendo threads than Tendies?
>>737402857He never said there will be a Direct this month. He said it will be randomly announced in Nintendo Today.You can't read and are more retarded than leakers.
>>737398291Tendie defense force crying out in pain and i'm here for it
>>737399213it's an older meme but it checks out.
>>737417064Also dont forget Capcom thanking the Switch 2 for helping Pragmata reach 1 million sales in 2 days.
>>737398291Hey, the deadline for no games was pushed back one more month since the last time we had that thread yesterday. It's almost as if they only reveal release dates as we get closer to them these days.
So why are people acting like TBD means that nothing is planned? You'd have to be a retard to think that the holiday season is going to go by without a huge game. And if you acknowledge that they'll announce&release games for this year still, then you should be able to acknowledge that they'll most likely do this for the months leading up to the holidays too. Even looking at >>737398291, mocking the TBDs, even though the June Direct hasn't even happened yet. Like why would you expect the games for the latter half of the year to not be mysterious as of yet?
>>737398291I’m definitely waiting for their next console, the switch 2 has been lacking, pretty sure everything they release will be on their next console, maybe if it drops to $300 bucks I’ll buy it for shits and giggles, besides that no way am I blowing $500 for Donkey Kong, a shitty Mario Kart game, and some Pokefarm game thing, even a OoT remake won’t make me press the $500 dollar button
>>737417390Hey, tourist. You wouldn’t be this easy to spot if you didn’t spam off-topic reaction pics all the time
>>737417742How's this one you fucking nonce
>>737416421kek snoys type shit like this out and wonder why everyone makes fun of themLet's add>no dignityto the list.
>>737413075You've done that every time they release a new game (which is every month since June of last year to be clear). I know it took you a lot of effort to port that meme, but don't you get tired when you get made fun of because of it?
Why is this being ignored? Butthurt from Soulsfags because it's Nintendo exclusive?
>>737417880so far its the only game for switch 2 i'm looking forward to
>>737417880snoys have gone full on anti fromsoft after they refused Bluepoint to taint Bloodborne with their filth like they did with the Demons souls "remake".
>>737414162>Watching a game is the same as playing itI thought it was just a joke, but moviefags really do exist and they are really among us.
>>737417698The guy in the tweet is just wondering what Nintendo has planned for the rest of the year. A Snoy took it and ran with it because it doesn’t show the first half of the year.Fire Emblem is probably August and June Direct will announce September - December games.And, I know it’s easy to get confused, but Snoys aren’t people.
>>737416421Snoys are eternal teenagers, they are all virginsa (they like talking about gay sex however)
>>737415902>not dev by Nintendo but still exclusiveWasn't it unironically the only exclusive shown throughout the entire GotY show?
>>737418034Yes, also not a single Sony game won an award despite being the publisher with the most nominations. Honestly extremely embarrassing for them.
>>737418034Par for the course. What games did they reveal at TGAs in the Switch 1 generation outside of Bayonetta 3?
>>737402883>OOT remakebut they already ruined it once, on the 3ds
>>737417880snoys are building the "elden ring was slop anyway" narrative to shit on it day one.
>>737398549But wolverine coming! we're gonna get a 100th direct talking about epic marvel game! what else?..... well, nothing.
>>737418425>RuinedOcarina of Time was always just an inferior clone of Alttp, there was nothing to ruin.
>>737400213Good
Hourly snoy schizobabble thread
This is embarrassing. At least during the wiiu days we could all call a spade a spade instead of running circles moving goalposts and namecalling because someone called the nintendo lineup mid as fuck.
>>737417880It's more multiplayer slopSoulsfags don't want that game no matter what platform it's on.
Impressive. Let's see Valve's release lineup.
>>737415902This is a day one buy for me, looks fucking great
>>737419528>b-b-but sony!Rent free
>>737420512>actually it's not me it's the atari fanboys and the evil ouia master race that makes those anti nintendo threads every hour das rite
Just waiting for the Pokopia sales numbers to come out to buttblast this board to oblivion
>>737403061>>737420635This image is tendie hubris and arrogance personified.It's literally>No all of you are wrong and I'm right!the image. If those people got their own containment board they'd just get a /v/ board for themselves while /v/ would become /vtendo/.
>>737413075kek
>>737420949How is pushing for $80 games objectively good?
>>737421016>make 15 threads about how nintendo game's price going down is bad>literally sent death threats when splatoon was announced at 50>O WELL WHY IS NINTEDO PUSHING 80 DOLLARS GAME NOW REEEEEEEEYou are LITERALLY mentally ill.
>>737421016Look at all the cultist replies you got
>737421307damn he's really crashing out
>>737421186>You think it's weird that I'm eating shit? How about I eat TWICE as much shit? That'll show you!
>>737398291>nintendo continues to release an average of 1 game every monthso why am i supposed to be upset by this?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>737421417>so why am i supposed to be upset by this?Because you don't know what the games are in advance, even though this isn't unusual.
>>737398291The current model of AAA gaming is antithetical to Wii style success where they just churn out 6-8 A-AA titles every month with sparse AAA releases.
>>737421016Because I tied my worth to a Yakuza Zaibatsu!
>>737421417it's snoytards coping their only game in 5 years is gonna be cuckmann's intergalactic
>>737398291>ignoring Nate's leaksNice try PCf*gNintendo First-Party Games Leaked by NateTheHate:>Pikmin 4: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition>New Classic Star Fox>The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake>New Nintendo Switch Sports (?)>New 3D Mario Game in 2027>Kirby Planet Robobot Remaster>Fire Emblem 4 RemakeOther Third-Party Games coming to Nintendo Switch 2 Leaked by NateTheHate:>Black Myth Wukong>Red Dead Redemption 2>Starfield>Resident Evil 2/3/4 Remakes>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater>Final Fantasy XVI (Not guarantee)>Metaphor Re:Fantazio>Clair Obscur Expediction 33>MOTHERFUCKING Grand Theft Auto VI (Nate saids they are in Test Phase)
>>737401298Wasn't the OoT remake a fake rumour started by Nintendo so they could find out who's leaking shit?
>>737398291It's a sad time to be a tendie that's for sure
>>737422032she cute
>>737414289>tendies looking forward to sales numbers 2 weeks from now instead of new releases You take what you can get I guess.
>>737398291>AND WE STILL MAKE MILLIONS, SO KEEP MAKING POSTS ABOUT ITDont worry, anon, it'll work one day. One day.
>>737398291Man, remember when we wouldn't have this FAGGOT CONVERSATION because E FUCKING 3 was the time we learned of ALL THE GAMES COMING OUT FOR THE NEXT YEAR!?!?!?FUCK YOU
>>737423041>>737422156>>737421016>>737420867Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737398291No wonder no one is buying their shit. Stores have to slash prices by HALF
>>737423332Wow that is dire
>>737402715How?The Switch 2 is a Switch baton pass. The S1 will be fucking 10 years old next year, were there wii games in 2014 made by Nintendo hitting the Wii U exclusively?No.S2 plays all my S1 games and it's own games. Zero reason to own a S1 console, but the games are still good. Shit, why can't ps5 JUST play ps 1,2,3 games too!?
>>737423436>>737423332Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737417573sauce?
>>737423332o so you are dropping the 80 dollars complains already? it only lasted 20 posts
>Nintendofags when you tell them that you want to see the new Mario or Zelda game and aren't interested in spinoffs or nicher franchises (even though sales figures for most of them suggest they probsbly aren't buying them either)
>>737422032>fanfic bullshit>troon picyep its a tendie alright
>>737423332This kills the tendy
>>737423710>>737423665>>737423660Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737401739You sure about that? Last Dark Souls Remake sales update had it at 1.4M units sold. Nintendo confirmed Prime 4 surpassed 1M units when combining both versions. There's a chance Metroid Prime 4 outsold Demon's Souls Remake.
>>737423332Whats funny is that Kirby Air Riders has already sold more than the life time sales of Kirby Air Ride.
>>737404550i think it will be november the no game month, there's GTA, so OoT is for christmas
why do snoys love talking about nintendo so much?
>>737424191cause they hate talking about their own games
>>737423981It's a weird American fantasy to believe GTA is gonna be big and that nobody can release game just because some crime simulator with hiphop is available on youtube.
>>737424231You guys are clinging to rumors as gospel fact because you know the Switch 2 lineup is dry after July.
>>737424291anon you said this exact same thing last year right before the direct, and the year before that, and the year before that.....
>>737424291>he still refuse to talk about sony gamesi know nintendo is the only thing that matters to you
>>737398291They need a direct but we won't get one until June or July at the earliest. Unless they do a shadow drop in June, they'll have to rely on a Switch 2 edition of some Switch 1 game to carry the month like they did with ACNH in January.
>>737424231What games?
>>737424291>sony don't talk about sony games>O WELL WHAT ABOUT NINTENDO AGAINit's a disease, you need help.
>>737424329People tried but you shouted it down because le sales.
>>737424329You are so desperate to bring up Sony out of nowhere you stupid faggot. No one's talking about sony but you
Playstation has NO FUCKIN' GAMES LMAO
>>737418425Top looks like dogshit. they didn't ruin anything. links nose was a pyramid.
>>737419757Pointing out how mid Midtendo’s lineup for the switch 2 has been makes you a consumersnoy.
>>737424330>Unless they do a shadow drop in JuneJune is "E3". It wouldn't be a shadow drop. It would be expected.
>>737423660tl;dr
>>737419757The WiiU's lineup being disappointing wasn't bad because it was disappointing, it was bad because it didn't have le sales. That's what matters to /v/.
>>737424559anon you do remember that 5 months gaps between games was a common thing for the WiiU right?
>>737424248There's probably little overlap between diehards that even want an Ocarina remake and GTA's main playerbase to even warrant moving the release date unless Nintendo thinks Zelda of all things needs more mind share. That said it's not an American fantasy to believe that games want to avoid being eclipsed by the sequel to the 2nd best selling game of the past decade.
>>737424536A shadow drop is when they announce the game and that it's out now at the same time. So as an example, if they showed a trailer for a new Star Fox and then announced that it's out now digitally at the end. I don't think that's something you should realistically expect.
>>737424667You do remember that they also had the 3DS at that time, right?
>>737424542If that's too exhausting for you to even read then you're absolutely fat as shit.
>>737424756>That said it's not an American fantasy to believe that games want to avoid being eclipsed by the sequel to the 2nd best selling game of the past decade.It definitely is. this shit was invented by journos that wanted games to be so much like movies that they started to spread the belief that games, like movies, only exist for one month per year. No good game has ever failed because it was released during Fifa month.
>>737422050No.
>>737424763I mean. The idea of them shadow dropping the direct itself is ridiculous.
>>737424865Here let me fix it for you>me when I'm sick of comfycoreThere. Same point, but not dragged out like a school essay. I'll even throw in a pic for (You).
>>737425057I'm talking about shadowdropping a game in June so they have something to release that month, which is why the following sentence is about games.
>>737425006i wonder if GTA6 will do amazing in europe
>>737424291>>737424330>>737424389>>737424865Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737425006Titanfall 2 literally failed because it sandwiched itself in between Battlefield and COD. It happens, but like I said in the 1st sentence there has to be a sizable level of audience overlap. Zelda and GTA don't have the same audience except maybe an idort and anyone who has access to two or more consoles can likely afford more than 1 game in a month.
>>7374253063D Zelda absolutely became a normalfag series with BotW. Guess what else is a normalfag series?
>>737425570Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737425570Normalfag is too broad of a category to be useful in this discussion. You don't even need to factor in taste when it's as simple as GTA6 won't be on Switch 2 (not at launch at least if ever) and Zelda won't be on PS5/SeXbox. Very simple dividing line between prospective buyers.
>>737425306>Titanfall 2 literally failed because it sandwiched itself in between Battlefield and COD.that's fucking delusional as fuck.
>>737398549>tendies think its a flex that they cleared the ps5 barFucking grim. Glad I hopped off the tendo wagon a decade ago to pc.
>>737401494Debunked.
Why is Nintendo waiting so long for a new direct?
>>737398291>"Nintendo doesn't have any games after Yoshi that means they don't have any games!">Nintendo announces release date for Splatoon Raiders>"Nintendo doesn't have any games after Splatoon that means they don't have any games!"Repeat every month for 8 years.
>>737426213They've got nothing to show
>>737426213To appeal to fans. Directs are usually for shareholders/investors.
>>737426275Nintendo will announce more games.You are angry over the PlayStation age verification.
>>737426156>>737426275Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737398291>need to release a game every monthWhen was this ever the requirement?
>>737426289>this is actually the narrative Nintendofags are going with now to justify no Directs
>>737426029You can not believe me but developers and publishers themselves have said they've avoided other big releases like Silksong so you're can be sure as shit they're monitoring GTA 6. Mind telling me what that the release calendar looks like for November of this year?
>>737426550What? I meant that Nintendo is waiting until June for a direct that will appeal to fans. Most non-June directs get negative press.
>>737426590>developers and publishers themselves have saidyeah that's how you know it's cope. they made a shit kusoge, nobody wanted it, so it's "not their fault" and you are there licking their boots to get your goodboy points on reddit
>>737426846>Good game always sell, bad game never doHow divorced from reality must you be?
>>737398291You guys literally had no memory. The OG Switch didn't have games for the first two fucking years of its life. No Pokemon, just Zelda (also on Wii U), Mario Odyssey and ports of 2015 games like fucking Doom. Not even Netflix to chill with it, Nintendo consoles become good around the end of their lifetime
>>737401298>NateSo where's the new Star Fox game?
>>737427137oh lookmore schizobabble
>>737427114>good games always sellyes>bad game never doyou added that by fanaticism, you just can't help it, everything is a sacred proverb
>>737427137>The OG Switch didn't have games for the first two fucking years of its life. No Pokemon, just Zelda (also on Wii U), Mario Odyssey >Mario Odyssey>Not a gameThis is now my thread.Get out.SNOY.
>>737426550>>737427215>>737427185Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737427137>if you ignore Zelda, Mario and the best selling Xenoblade game the switch 2 doesn’t look nearly as bad you fucking SnoysLmfao This tendie tactic is the most desperate one they have.
>>737427320Nice sametrannying, Eric. You spent years claiming those games don't count
>>737427320>>737427285>Woah, Zelda, wooohYou finish it in a week.>Woah, Mario, bing bing.You finish it in a week.Then what, fuck face?You have no right to complain over Switch 2 having no games by that logic. You got Donkey Kong Bananza, no? Go play it for the next 5 years, retard
>>737427228Spider-man PS4 has sold like 30x over Sin and Punishment and I staunchly believe the latter to be a good game whilst the other to be terrible. The 2014 Thief reboot sold more than 1 & 2 combined at launch and is categorically terrible compared to the others. Tomodachi Life will likely sell more than Custom Robo and it's hardly even a game.
>>737427497>lies>ignores Xenoblade>defends fetus gameTendies are flailing extra hard for some reason
>>737402918Enjoy your low polygons/textures dlss elden nig nintenigger
Salut, bande de schizos sataniques de chez Snoy! C'est Yasuke. Je suis là pour vous rappeler que la Nintendo Switch possède de vrais jeux, et que la Nintendo Switch 2 aura elle aussi de vrais jeux — et plus particulièrement, de vrais jeux mettant en scène la fille de Mario. Super Mario Odyssey est un vrai jeu, et Donkey Kong Bananza est également un vrai jeu.
>>737398291>NOOOO, THEY DON’T HAVE ANYTHING ANNOUNCED FOR THE SECOND HALF OF THE YEAR OR JUNE WHICH IS THE MONTH WE USUALLY GET A DIRECT TO TELL US WHAT WE’RE GETTING FOR THE SECOND HALF OF THE YEAR!!!
>>737427595Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737427650>>737427595Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737427650>fell for the giraffex meme
>>737427497>>737427595Same poster.I know your true intentions.You work for the government.
>>737413075Anon, this meme is aging like milk, quit embarrassing yourself
>>737427739What's wrong with working for the government?
>>737427780Because the government protects Trump, and snoy schizos.
nta but>>737427739you dropped this, king
>>737427831Yeah. That's the point
>>737427865Everyone knows what Trump does in the dark.The government is protecting Caco, Doug, Bikinischizo, and Eric's wrongdoings.
Switch outsold the PS5 in march, back on top for the year beating the PS5 even with the panic buy pre price increase, Eric is having a melty, all is right in the worldEric was warned hundreds of times by a multitude of anons that this would happen, but he's a retard that got raped and gaped
>>737427968I'm starting to think that you're the greatest tripfag /v/ has ever had
>>737426213Their last direct was bad and the Sony one after being better was bad PR for Ninty. So Nintendo is dropping out of the directs so they don't have to be in a competition with everyone else, they'll do a direct when they have some big guns to show so they're not there getting embarrassed by Sony or even Microsoft who had a better showcase than Nintendo's last general direct. There is really no reason for Nintendo to do a general direct for small games, just doing it out of obligation is how they get blown out for having weak shows(this happens to Sony all the time too).
>>737428239Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737398291>pokopia flopped harder than marathon
>>737398291Two games I'm actually looking forward to with a reasonable time between to catch up on backlogged switch games. With Metal Gear Solid Volume 2 releasing August and Fire Emblem coming eventually I have plenty of games to keep me busy.
>>737429369>dollar value>digital not included for any nintendo platformmeh, I'll wait for the shareholder report I guess
>>737426176Source?
>>737400952Sony at their best is the same as Nintendo at their worst
>>737429369Literally half of Pokopia's sales aren't counted in this.
>>737429369Nice sametrannying, Eric
>claims he enjoys doing this dailyWhat a miserable existence snoys live.
>>737400952>actually remembered SAAARosthat's when you know he's desperate
Does anyone know the status of our lawsuit with Sony? They advertise the PS5 as having games but we self-identify as it having no games. And if Switch 2 keeps having no games, will we also sue Nintendo for false advertising? Can we also get the ESRB to pull its ratings so these so-called “games” (they don’t exist) can’t be sold in stores?
>>737398291That's a good thing cause we don't have an emulator for Switch 2 anyway.
>>737430468>status of our lawsuit with SonyWhich one?
>>737430760Wait, why would there be a suit over store prices? Do they sell movies on there? Because we all know the PS5 has no games, so what could they be selling?
>>737430887They've been caught lying about prices for third-party titles and even some of their Cinematic Experiences™ like God of War™
>>737398549Spbp
>>737428265Thank you.
>>737399209Imagine waiting for the price hike
>>737433637I wait for the emulator
>>737413075>Original didn't have to spell out that it's about PS5>Poorly photoshop mario hat and mustache because creator has sever autism and has to make sure there is zero room for anyone to misunderstand what he's talking about>Still has to get on his knees get give Sony a quick blowjob while seething about Nintendo in song form>Can't find much to whine about so just goes on about price while Sony squeezes their fanbase again for a few more bucks>Song doesn't flow well. Even when the sperg trying to sing it, he tripped over the lyrics and had a hard time trying to keep the song going.
>>737431148With that said, expect to see this retarded thing get spammed a few times this week >>737432383.Like don't get me wrong it's a nice attempt from these 2 american guys to try this but it's going nowhere along with anyone else who tries this due to trump's tariffs. Also Nintendo's case for it isn't even close to being finished along with every other company that got caught by it.
