THE DASTARDLY DOODOO DEVOURER
>>737438020i hope we see blaidd so i can jack off to realistic renderings of him
THE SADISTIC SHIT SNACKER
THE FICKLE FECES FEASTER
>>737438020What's his name again
>>737438213BEDEVILED EGG
>>737438020>removes helmet>its kash patel>oh yeah this is a parody movie btw10 stars
>>737438020Ai slop
How are they supposed to make a riveting character drama when the source material comes from the guy who shat out garbage like Game of Thrones?
>Eating shit is bad because....well it just IS ok?!??
>think he is going to be a huge part of the game or a super boss>he is an one note NPC that has such a out of the way plotline, you will most likely never see him outside of his appearance in the roundtable
>>737438460>Toxotranny likes eating shitMost honest thing you've ever said.
>>737438020THE PERNICIOUS POOPOO PLUNDERER
he eat da poopoo
>>737438447Are you retarded?
>>737438020>Jack Black fat rolls into frame>"TREE SENTINEL!">throw my popcorn
>>737438607Can you answer the question? Its a souls game. The characters are cardboard and the only gameplay is fighting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptG55MO-4y8
>>737438020THE ABOMINABLE POOP SLURPER
Anyone recognize the actress for Marika?
>>737438728kek
>>737438717>the simian dungskin
>>737438728>Remember, citizens, no feces are to be thrown, for he may consume them, and as per his condemnation, he is to be denied sustenance. Restrict your missiles to good vegetables, for he cannot abide them.
>>737438020Big McLargePostule
>>737438787Meddle Blooms, she's great look her up
>>737438692a simple yes would have sufficed
>>737438213Foul "Oozy" Rotbottom
>>737438787The actresses in the main cast announced are>Cailee Spaeny>Emma Laird>Havana Rose Liu>Sonoya Mizuno>Ruby CruzObviously, it's not any of the latter three, but it doesn't seem to be Spaeny or Laird either. It may be a smaller role they haven't disclosed an actress for yet. This all seems like it'll be a prologue pre-Shattering.
According to one insider the story will be about the characters shown in the intro slides in the game, but it won't 100% follow what actually happens in the game. It'll be like the Paul WS Anderson Resident Evil movies
>>737438728How did he survive getting hanged anyway?
>>737439003So what? You want a movie where they don't talk and only go from battle to battle? That's dumb as hell.
>>737439106>According to one insiderUh huh.
>>737439145Where in the world did you get the idea that no one talks in Elden Ring?
>>737439106yes, I too can speculate from seeing set footage of pre-Shattering Leyndell and the Dung Eater being hung like he was in the game introcall me an insider as well please
TWO HOURS OF ROLLING
>>737439127He didn't. He was resurrected.
>>737439219I haven't played Elden Ring do they actually talk or is it like a batman game where he goes>hrnnrngng I have to stop the joker And the depth begins and ends with that?
>>737438978based
Kit Connor, from the announced cast, on the set, doesn't seem to be playing any particular character from the story
>>737439127every single tarnished in the intro including your character and godfrey died and gets resurrected by grace.
>>737438213Irontooth Sunshroom
>>737439456how about... the tarnished?
>>737439456he's the narrator
>>737438020>Elden Ring moviewhy?
>>737438020It's Nick Offerman, isn't it
>>737438787I think it's Emma Laird
>>737438717Hope it isn’t a flashback and they actually fully commit to a pre-shattering story
>>737438607no, he's probably bigger brained than you. GoT was trash.
>>737439535>he just stands near the gallows calling out THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER to no one in particular
imagine the kino if E33 gets this type of budget
>>737438213Shantishart
>>737439567Amazing body, see the Mayor of Kingstown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmYW4FRDxDQSome production stuff, just laying out props.
>>737439714e33 is already a movie
>>737439567>Marika has pierced nipplesAwoooga
>>737439614>I don't like D&D's writing, therefore....uh.....I don't like the idea of this film...written by someone else....because....the author of the books D&D adapted for TV....created the basic backstory for the mythology!It's a trail of stupid
>>737438787That's supposed to be Marika?!
>>737438728DUNGEATERBROS NOT LIKE THIS!!!!
>>737439567Interesting>checks ancensoredYes this will do.
>>737439892No it's Santa Claus. Are you dense?
>>737438020>dung eater arrives on screen>social media trend tells zoomers watching in the theater to shit into their hands and throw it, at this momentI am manifestmaxxing
>>737438787we need him now more than ever
>>737438391The director actually likes video games so I don't think he'd do that
>>737439456https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M64n9axDwWkHim on set. They're filming in London at the Royal Navy College.
>>737440040Do not feed the condemned
>>737438213Eggish fart, or pet oeufé for anyone familiar with the deep lore of jvc.
THE SINFUL SAUCY SLURPER
>>737440042I just looked up the actress and she's got nice perky tits and good hips and ass. What's the complaint?
>>737439567
>>737439578Don't get your hopes up, these are all just from the opening cutscene
>>737440009Sorry, I was confused because it looks like a cheap cosplay of a random attendant character you'd find in the background while the actual Marika is on screen. That's on me.
>>737440252I donnt know what it is but you have to go back
>>737438460HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
>>737440317How so? What would an "expensive" costume look like?
>>737438213Angry Joe
>>737438787What the fuck are those shoes...
>>737438460ay yo lil doggie
>Actually kept the look of the armorGreat, they didn't fuck up the basic shit so it's already better than 99% of the other video game movies.
>A24They have money? I was 100% sure it was gonna be Legendary or some Snoy company
>>737440327Non.
>>737438020When has a TV show based on a video game ever worked out? Never! Because video game writing is bottom of the barrel writing
>>737438020>called dung eater>he doesn't actually eat dung
>>737439567>absolute tit-goddess played by a member of the commiteeI am so fucking tired of this shit. This is worse than replacing gingers with blacks. Cast actresses with huge tits to play characters with huge tits for fucks sake!
>>737440465They normally keep their budgets small to medium, but they appear to be going full tilt for this one with 100+ million. Their largest budget film before this was Marty Supreme, at 60 million.
>>737439714>more femoid worshipThis is why I don't use /tv/, fucking simps
>>737440487first season of The Last of Us had normalfags pissing and shitting themselvesalso: this is a movie not tv
>>737440575>>absolute tit-goddessWhat are you on about? This is her official artwork
>>737440624at least it's not made by netflix
>>737440803I wish she'd cuck me
>>737440283>Supposed to be a Goddess of femininity and fertility>actress is flat as a board and straight as a railI hope they enhance her tits and ass in post
>>737440476sorry but you have to return there
>>737440836>>737440803
>>737440836This is not "flat as a board".http://ancensored.com/files/images/20211205/61acaf4eb1c44.jpg
>>737440803
>>737440371You fucker I was going to say that
>>737440974yeah let's get the tit size estimation from the guy who can barely see straight.
>>737439990http://ancensored.com/files/images/20211205/61acaf4eb1c44.jpghttp://ancensored.com/files/images/20211205/61acaf5087ea4.jpghttp://ancensored.com/files/images/20211212/61b5e7a8e7d76.jpghttp://ancensored.com/files/images/20211205/61acaf55d46ba.jpgyeah I can work with that
>>737440575>tit-goddessSince when?
Wait, an Elden Ring movie is real?
>>737439714>AIslopNo thanks. Go back to your containment thread, Pablo.
>>737438717>nigress in leyndell>guards look like the flaming fists from bg3>Marika is flat>Marika is wearing shoes
>>737438020He might very well be the main characterBecause this shit is gonna be so asslmao
>>737441238yesfilming right this moment in LondonWritten and directed by Alex GarlandProduced by A24100 million plus budgetMarch 2028 release datethe cast is here:
>>737441326>>Marika is flat>>737440803>>737440915
>>737438213Steve Danuser
elden ring movie before GTA6
>>737441430>serafinowiczHoly fucking kino
>>737441326We saw a Leyndell knight in armor in other set photos
>>737439106Explain why they have a 1:1 Church of Elleh, destruction and all then
>>737441326>>737440575Secondaries who think that porn model of Marika spammed on /v/ with "kill the Elden Beast" is what she actually looks like
>>737439567>>737441114I love White women so much, bros.
>>737441649
>>737441114perky
>>737441649post credit scene with the tarnished and melina, god i hope i'm wrong i hate that those jews at hollywood are making videogame movies
>>737441643Funny to see the helmets a little wider so that an actual human head can fit in them
which character will be played by Pedro Pascal?
>>737441801>>737439106We have seen some shots from a day and a half of filming, on location. They have probably 5 months more. It's silly to try to determined what the entire movie plot and setting will be just from that.
>>737441712nigger who are you calling secondary?
>>737441712Shh, don't tell themIt's so much easier to spot the secondaries this way
>>737441430>Caileeplaying Ranni? Not a whole lot of other petite chick roles
>>737441812you're looking at him
>Alex GarlandLooks like slop is back on the menu.
>>737441885The person who claimed she was a "tit goddess".
>>737438213The Covetous Caca Consoomer
>>737441806it ruins their vibe, fantasy is at its best when it's unrealistic
>>737438460It was always a anti-Indian character.
>>737441920I may not like every film he's ever made, but at the very least, his movies are at minimum interesting, and well shot/scored.
>>737441964Ok, but how do you propose fitting a human head in that helmet?
>>737438213The poop smith.
>>737438020can't believe they are filming this SHIT
>>737438020I didn't realize he was so integral to the story.
Wtf is the movie even going to be about?
>>737442059yeah, executions shouldn't be televised, hang the SHIT without making it into a tabloid spectacle
>>737441920I know his stuff gets mixed reactions, but genuinely I think it could work. Annihilation and Men were sufficiently quite weird and have sort of the vibe I think could work in an Elden Ring or Souls movie.
>>737442028well i propose NOT making a fucking movie about shit that i like
>>737441430I hope it's not shit, thanks.
>>737438787>two braids
why are they doing this
>>737442095I mean this might be all we see of him for all we know. We're literally just seeing a single shot being filmed. We got no info otherwise.
>>737441885Do you see any tits on this statue?
>>737442161well that's too bad, cos they are, so get over it and work with what you got
elden ring 2 wish list>starting class with broken great sword>pokemon trainer class with spirit ashes>spirit ashes can now be summoned anywhere>easy mode with lower damage received and hard mode with late game enemies showing up earlier, with higher drop chance>mana is gone, magic now uses stamina>your quiver holds 10 arrows that slowly replenish by themselves
>>737442213literally her first shot
>FROM THE MIND OF GEORGE R.R. MARTIN>A NEW WORLD FROM THE CREATOR OF GAME OF THRONESThey're going to sell this as GRRM's next big thing aren't they?
>>737442190pre-godhood?
>>737440252Jolie réf kheyou
>>737438717is that yakub from agartha?
>>737442261then why is she in fucking leyndell?
>>737438020Does poop ooze from those anuses on his armor?
>>737441738>>737442213Statue is recreated in the set video, including the cut braid
OOOOOO *points at screen*
plot twist:it's going to be a manga adaption
>>737442315I think they're more meant to resemble corns in a turd
Where jars?
>>737442337how are they going to censore her second phase?
>>737442337What is the source of this? I don't see it on the account posting the Dung Eater shooting
>>737438148>jack offjill off
>>737438213The Shartmann
>>737442059Probably just for the prologue. Slow mo shot while the camera pushes in, that's it
>>737438460what the fuck
>>737442464https://x.com/UnBoxPHD/status/2046995290884903158Scroll down. 70% sure it's some AI though, but it got me for a second
>>737442431Maybe they aren't? Ex Machina had Alicia Vikander naked for a bunch of the film, Men had some very gruesome male nudity body horror. I don't think it's going to shy away from the freaky aspects of Elden Ring.
>>737439127Neck reps and GOMAD
>>737442342the my man thops scene will be high kino.
>>737442248>gravity makes tits sagstop the fucking pressesMarika is FLAT
>>737442028Fix it in post
>>737442254It's not like he's releasing anything rn or soon so yeah
>>737442236>smaller game>tighter maps>more structured maps>clear indication that ashes is easy mod so I dont feel stupid when Im not using it on the boss>fully rework how they design main bosses to make them as fun as dungeon bosses>double jump>return parry as a real combat option>nerf big bonk weapons into oblivion, both damage and stun damage>normal comfy hub area that is not disconected from the rest of the world
>>737441326You can make black Tarnished, so there must have been black folks in the Lands Between.
>>737442337Helmet and sword look wrong.
>>737438787this isnt hot marika
>>737438460hey lil Donnie
>>737442780The opposite of this tranny.
>>737442549Yeah I don't think that one is legit, looks pretty AI, and there's no source of it, nor does it match the location they're filming at right now.
>>737442873hot marika is fanfiction
>>737442135It's going to destroy every lorefag by just making ER GoT 2.0
>>737438020I HATE HOLLYWOODI HATE NORMIESWHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE MY VIDYA ALONE
>>737440371
he eat da poo poo why saar?
>>737443149game sold 30 million copies. Calm down.It was worse when we were threatened by a Shadow of the Colossus movie by the writer of the Chun-Li movie. That was grim.
>>737438787The hair looks dumb, but it seems a lot of anons ITT have forgotten that the ryanreos model is not Marika's actual canon appearance.
Miyazakis silence is deafening.
>>737442995lies
>>737442995it's called "collaborative storytelling"
>>737438460Eating poo is only acceptable if you're a lagomorph
>>737443149I think letting someone who actually likes the game give it a go is a better outcome than the Jovovich RE movies
>>737443608and how do you know the writers/director have even played it?
>>737443608nah fuck that nigga garland, he just wants the clout
>>737443796RELEASE THE STEAM FILES
>>737438020i hate videogame adaptation with all my heart why can't they leave our vidya alone?
>>737443796Because Garland is an autist that's brought up Dark Souls in interviews for years, and Elden Ring as well.
>>737443796Garland has been talking about Dark Souls and Elden Ring for years
>>737443998he's just a tool like cavill that distracts the nerds while (((they))) turn your vidya into goyslop for the masses
>>737442295kek
>>737441301You're on the side of leftist lol
>>737442337If it's not AI, which it probably is, why are hebrewood execs so against keeping a characters FACE COVERED FOR FUCKS SAKE. TV master chief vibes
>>737444130There's still no mtx in a from game.
>>737444130I have no idea what you're blabbering about or why. You just seem to be here to whine generically.
>>737444293true and desu i wasn't talking about their games but about how once this shit hits the teathers the fandom will be flooded with normies who spend all their free time on their phones doomscrolling and so the well will be poisoned
>>737443796https://www.gamespot.com/articles/devs-creator-alex-garland-on-why-video-game-movies/1100-6478904/That's six years ago.
>>737444513>devs came out six years agoNah that can't be right...
>>737438020I can't believe this is real and actually happening.
>>737442783das rite
>>737444065Plus he might not be quite Robert Eggers levels of autist about period design but his movies usually have pretty detailed production design, so far they seem to be sticking closely to small details for the game.
>>737444703
>>737443529In the same way that mods are "collaborative gameplay development"
>>737439127He's not hanged there, he's wearing his armor. He's already dead and they hoisted him up to publicly stone him. You can see the stones flying. You can also see the lost grace at his chest resurrecting him, that was the moment he came back to life.He probably scared the shit out of everyone upon returning to life, broke free, and started killing people again, then was captured and imprisoned in the sewers cause they thought he was an unkillable curse.
>>737444254>keeping a characters FACE COVERED FOR FUCKS SAKE.The actor's company and agent are like>You want to do fucking WHAT? lol no
>>737441738Are you sure that isn't just somewhere in the north?
Why don't make a movie about Sekiro or Dark Souls, the setting for those games are way better.
>>737445168
>>737445219Sekiro and Bloodborne are both getting animated movies.Elden Ring sold more so it's getting the Hollywood treatment. We need more high budget dark fantasy movies anyway.
It's not weird to be slightly gay for Blaidd, right?
>>737444703Tomboy kino
>>737445357Fuck Cailee
>>737445347it's a little weird to be slightly gay for himnot weird at all to be fully 100% gay though, that would be perfectly understandable
>>737445219>Dark Souls movie>intro briefly shows the discovery of the lord souls, ancient dragon war and age of the gods, like the beginning of fellowship
>>737445467>>737445219>>737445321we don't need videogame movies
>>737438020The fact that they hang him in his armor lolAlready bothered me in the intro
>>737439578The dung eater being hanged means it's post shattering
>>737445009They don't literally resurrect in the same body. Most of the tarnished have died over thousands of years and afaik all outside of the lands between.
How many more AI generated setpieces will happen before this shit is out
Will they cast him?
>>737438717RANGZELDANRANGZRANGZRANGZRANGZWE IS BE LEYNDELLZ NOBILITY NIGGUH
>>737438717It's over, dropped.
>>737438717>>737445829Yep, yet another media with amorphous mixed blobs like RoP instead of identifiable cultures at a glance. Was GoT really the last piece of media that made an honest attempt at this?
>Sephiroth: Let me give you despair>OMG YES DADDY MAKE ME DESPAIR :ahegao:>Dung Eater: Let me give you despair>UHMM.... HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!
>>737444789Same. Feels kinda surreal. What if it's good even?
>>737445409BOING
>>737445978You want to be bummed and then eaten?
>>737446012sauce?
>>737446065Elden Ring. That's Malenia, Blade of Miquella. As a fun fact: she has never known defeat.
>>737438787>two braidsSo this is before she became a Goddess.
>>737438717those costumes look pretty good
>>737446294then why is she in Leyndell?
>>737446178Fascinating. Thank you for this valuable information, I am satisfied.
>>737438213Eat Shitman
>>737438787WAY too fucking ugly to be Marika.
>>737438020By the way, the Royal Naval College they are filming these scenes at has this area too, the Painted Hall, seems likely to stand in for Raya Lucaria
>>737446363Who is saying it is? They're probably shooting a bunch of early footage at once, and it isn't all connected. Or it could be going with the theory that she's occupying Leyndell more than building it.
>>737446392you were going to say this no matter what
>>737441885>no prepare to die edition
>>737446423Especially since we saw some pretty familiar looking props
>>737438391If they're truly based they'll make him Nick Offerman
LOATHESOME
>>737438020This is gonna be such a pile of shit
>>737446492
>>737446446because those two yellow retards are meant to be leyndell knights
>>737438213The Horny Indian
>>737446604Big day today, Freeman.
>>737438787>shoesFUCKIN' DROPPED
>>737438020
From yesterday
>>737438787Miyazaki has no involvement in this movie.
>>737442261She left one of them in Shaman Village as an offering to the Grandmother
>>737446742Ah, then either the director is a tard, or he's going with her establishing her queendom before she returned home to leave the braid.
>>737442995>>737443515>>737443529This is how Marika is in the game. Looks pretty fucking hot to me.
>>737438787>>737446917>>737446832If they absolutely HAD to use shoes for the actress safety in filming, why did they go with the most comically stupid clown shoes they could dream up? Just some tiny brown slippers with the top of the foot exposed would at least look more natural than whatever the fuck THAT is supposed to be
>>737446982It's not like the actress is flat >>737441114
"Marika's tits!" Is literally a saying in the game. But the actress has no tits. Should have been Sydney.
>>737447093oh fuck off
>>737438717OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ELDEN NIG
>>737439892That's Radagon
>>737447114You gotta admit that Sweeney looks the part
>>737447093Too short, but still would have been better than the bogged neanderthal brow they casted
>>737447093Yeah yeah dude, and Henry Cavill and Timothee Chalamet and Scarlett Johansson. Back to the twitter fancasts.
>>737440803These are the largest breasts in the lands between btwlands between what
>>737447093should have been Bryce Dallas Howard desu senpai
>>737446384If only it was Directed by Hideo Kojima
>>737442995So is this movie. Or more likely grifter fiction, because it's unlikely the creators are fans of Elden Ring.
>>737445978Thst just proves him right. Make everyone ugly to feel the pain
>>737447093>you should cast a bad actress with the derpiest face because uh...tits?
>>737438717How the fuck did they manage to make a live action movie look like UE5 slop?
>>737447265>director Alex Garland privately shared his experience playing Elden Ring with A24's head of film, Noah Sacco, impressing him to support pursuing an adaptation. After Garland wrote a 160-page spec script, accompanied by forty pages of imagery, Sacco flew him to Japan to sign a deal with FromSoftware, the developer of the game.
>>737447349Maybe because you're looking at a blurry distant phone picture of some people on set.
>>737445978>cast Offerman to play this
>>737442190>>737442190>>737446959are you people retarded? what the fuck do you think a braid is?
>>737442337Nah this is transparently fake. There is a 0% chance they're gonna fuck up Malenia's armor.
>>737445531Sure but I want them
>>737446982>"why does this dilapidated corpse look bad?bruh
>>737447418She does not have two braids post-ascension. She should not have two in Leyndell. Play the game.>b-butShut the fuck up. Play the game.
>>737447369Fine, maybe it's not a grifterfiction. Fanfiction it is then.
>>737438717
>>737447093This bitch has one of the most annoying voices I've heard in my life
>>737447481The statue of her on one of the sets clearly has the braid cut off >>737441738
>>737447203it's just a euphemism for "middle earth" aka midgard, "lands between" because the entire thing is one big LOTR/Norse and celtic mythology ripoff anywayand of course Marika is obviously an analagous character to Cersei from GRR and the japs just made the whole thing really convoluted by not clarifying wtf Radagon (Jamie) is because it's all just very lazy as usual
>>737447093>Sydney Sweeney trying to do a posh British accent and look godly with her unfocused eyes
>>737444254>Le AI boogey manShut the fuck up
>>737441114Goddamn it 3d is indeed pd
>>737438213Jishna Ratnadeep
>>737447650That image is very obviously AI.
>>737446860kek
Why is modern movie making so fucking dogshit? You know what would've been cooler? If the "Elden Ring Movie" (bad concept to begin with) was done in the same realistic animated style as Beowulf.Instead we get 3DPD.
>>737447681You have to understand, some anons are so left/right brained they have to start screeching incoherently the moment they perceive something you said isn't deepthroating their current ideology. Many such cases!
>>737447481what the fuck do you think a braid is? do you think people have a set amount of braids and once they cut one they can't divide their hair again into whatever amount or regrow it?
>>737447783She does not have two braids after attaining godhood. This is illustrated in literally every fucking depiction of her. Yes, even when you find her corpse at the end of the game, she still has not regrown that braid.PLAY. THE. GAME. PLAY. THE. GAME. >b-PLAY. THE. GAME.
>>737447783>737447783you didn't play the game you fucking retard, her missing a braid and the location of said braid is important to the lore
>>737439456he's clearly john bloodborne
>>737445736What? Yes they do resurrect in their same body. The opening shows the moment of resurrection for most of the important Tarnished in the game. Not all of them fled the Lands Between, just most of them.
>>737447869>the location of said braid is important to the lorezanzibraid forgive me...who cares
>>737438213The Downvoted Wetfart Licker
>737448031NPC cattle reply
>>737447869And again it's been pointed out we saw the statue of her from the game recreated on the set, with one braid cut off. So that's her before she's done so.
>>737438020I hope it's goodwould be nice to have a more serious adaptation that isn't shit
>>737448148then why is she in Leyndell with both of her braids?
>>737448148So why is she in Leyndell? Why is she clearly the Queen? Neither of these should be possible if she hasn't ascended yet. You still haven't answered.
>>737438213John Elden Ring
>>737438717I don't remember her from the game
>>737438717Yakubros.... We fucking won......
>>737438020It is surreal to me that this production would even be attempted, it's like trying to adapt Blood Meridian or Hyperion or somethingNot to say that Elden Ring is high literature, just that it'd be foolish to try and capture the essence of the game on film, it is very much OF the medium.
>>737446492Prop work must be really easy for the set designers, all they have to do is take the models from the game and then just build them in real life.
>>737447869Nigger she cut a braid off, it's never said that she had two. Maybe she had one, cut it off then and then regrew her hair. Or maybe she just cut a tiny braid off of her bangs. It's utterly irrelevant which one was it. It might as well have been a thousand years ago.
>>737448467you could honestly just 3D print a bunch of them, it's probably way cheaper.
>>737448247>>737448263I don't know, I haven't seen the movie yet.
>>737448501PLEASE kys for attempting to infiltrate genuine discussion when you know nothing about the game or setting. You are the cancer destroying this place
>>737448436>Blood Meridian or HyperionThat's such a basic bitch "my first book" go-to. Jesus Christ.
>>737448537That would also look shit. The props look quality so far.
>>737441114>tiny tits>no asseh
>>737448501nigger fromsoft doesn't do that everything has a meaning>but muh zanzibartyeah and i like so get off my board
>>737448618let's hear what grand pieces of literature you read big guy
>>737448850Lolita
>>737448769Those are not tiny. They're normal sized. And she clearly has an ass. Stop using anime porn mods as your baseline.
THE CRAZED CACA CONNOSSEUR
>>737446012>What if it's good even?It won't be. The multiverse could be real with an infinite number, and in not a single one will there be a version that even approaches good.
There should be as little dialogue as possible in this film. If it isn't 2 hours of arthouse silence and traversing through a mysterious world with the occasional uncomfortable conversation with a weirdo, it's a waste of everyone's time. Do not attempt to Game of Thrones this shit, or worse Rings of Power
>>737438020>Elden Ring movie is actually happening This feels so fucking bizarre. Out of all modern FROM games ER is probably the least suitable for a film adaption and it really felt like yet another case of "yeah we've aquired rights and are totally interested in doing a movie" that never actually go anywhere. Yet here we are. Really interested to see what the hell will the actual story even be about and what characters will it focus on
>>737449028THE FORMIDABLE FECES FEASTER
>>737438213Pissed Off Pedro
>>737438213The Taco bell aftermath enjoyer
>>737449318Really? Cause I figured it was the easiest. Don't set it during the Shattering, set it before it, in Leyndell. Which is what looks like is happening. You have all the game characters you can add and whatever story you want to eventually build up to the Shattering.
Movie?? i havent even beaten the main campaignhttps://files.catbox.moe/589rkt.mp4
THE PAJEET
>>737438020I really related to this guy. Not the eating poop stuff but just his general demeanour and outlook on life.
>>737449459THE TACO BELL TOOTS TASTER
>>737447203On clear weather you can see some continents to the west and east and there's lots of boats on the southern shores, implying that it's probably kinda in-between other landmasses Also some of the lore-autists claim that it comes from the great underground rivers, just like the "Mesopotamia" literally means "land between rivers"
>>737449456HE'S IN
>>737449318I don't know, it has a somewhat more overt plot and a little more in the way of talkative NPCs than other From games, and it's not nearly as abstract as some like Bloodborne where it's meant to be dreamlike. I think a prologue pre-Shattering and then an adventure through the Lands with a Tarnished on some quest, encountering some freaks, some oddball characters both from the game and original, and a boss or two works just fine for a movie.
>>737449546>in-between
>>737448891Ironically Lolita can and has been adapted because it isn't so wed to its medium and has elements sympathetic to a film adaptation
I've gone completely cold on elden ring after the dlc.
>>737449576is it just me or would he genuinely make a great villain for a sequel. I can even see him being more overt about his shenanigans than other fromsoft villains
>>737449546one of them has to be the DLC area
>>737438978actually refined tastes
>>737438717Looks AI generated
>>737438020THE SINISTER SHART SLURPERTHE PERILOUS POO POO PLUNDERERTHE GHOULISH GUT GRAVY GARGLER
>>737449762The DLC is in the dead center of the map someone post the gif showing the shadow lands superimposed over the base game map, I cant find it
>>737438213The notorious poop yummers
>>737448436i could make it a good adaptation>silent protag>somber for the most part, focus on the beautiful landscapes contrasting battlefields>blow all the budget on over the top battle scenes done with real special effects and very little cgihire me fromsoft. i can fix this
>>737442337I too made the pog face
>>737446867Leyndell is the city of the gods and nobility. Why do these extras look like hebraic merchants from the dirt slums of Gaza?
>>737450369because they are, it's filmed in europe.
>>737447514>demon slayer fanchecks outa dungeon meshi enjoyer would never do such a thing
>>737450369No? It's not Anor Londo, regular people live in the city too. There's peasants all over the ruined capital.
>>737449576Capra is the only cool thing Nightreign gave us
>>737438717OH LAWDTHE ELDEN RANG
>>737442337>open face helm>Sword with a cross hilt when she needs no such thing because her arm is a prosthesis.
>>737438787why isn't the 9 feet tall with big tits and fat ass? they're ruining the immersion
>>737438213The menacing manure muncher
>>737450552All of the nightlords are amazing fights, it's honestly tragic they're forever chained to a game that was always destined to fade into irrelevancy. It wouldn't have mattered if it was the greatest multiplayer game in the world, it was always fated to die
>>737450369Because Leyndell has dirt slums as well. Which you would know if you'd played the game instead of browsing /pol/ all day.
>>737438717DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>737442382Doing cavity search
>>737449576>>737450552>>737450656Should I play it? I bought it a while ago and I've never even launched the game.
>>737438213Andy Sixx Log
>>737438213The Wholesome Waste Wiper
>>737441893
>>737450725it's very fun even if you play solo, the bosses are great and the playable characters are fun
>>737450725Why would you buy a multiplayer only game then wait until 90% of the playerbase fucked off? Seems pretty retarded.
>>737450817Felt like it.
>>737438213The Unredeemable Jeet
>>737450848Well, it's possible to play solo but unless you are actually, and I mean truly good at ER you will likely get your asshole destroyed
>>737438717He knows.
>>737450936fukin kek
>>737442783You can make ANY color tarnished, that's a non-diegetic design that has no effect in the narrative itself.
>>737451087doodoobros...
>>737451087LMAO
>>737451087that'd be fun to do on set
>>737450369Moron
>>737450597>dude muh porn model
>>737450854Awww is poor Timmy offended that his girlfriend cheated on him with indians?
Who the fuck asked for this, also what fucking lore? half of it is "make up rest the fuck up"
>>737451087Cant for for the horrific ugly ass color correction, instead of just filming this at sunset.
>>737450725It can be fun with friends, but personally I didn't like it very much, it feels like all the things I like the least about ER compared to older FROM games combined and amplified>no meaningful or methodical exploration, just spastic running through enemies from point to point because you're constantly on the clock>regular enemies and environments almost never pose a hazard and are not worth engaging with>bosses on the other hand are obnoxious damage sponges with absurd never ending combos and bombastic special attacks that nuke half the map and have so much visual vomit you can barely tell what's going on >If you fuck up a boss fight you have to repeat a half an hour long run that's just repetitive busywork>the story and even the lore feel even more half-assed and hollow than ever before>barely any actually new content, other than final bosses and playable characters everything is basically just stitched together assets from their other games
>>737451349what is this jamboy on about?
>>737451371game of thrones but dark souls
I do genuinely love most of the civilian costumes, especially those brighter and weirder shaped ones. Feel genuinely high fantasy in a way that's reminiscent of those old low budget fantasy tv shows. But in a good way, it's charming
>>737451371>t. 13 IQ
>>737448436yeah...the only people i can see doing elden ring justice is villeneuve or nolan, and neither of them have interest in video games
>>737438213something funny and waste-related but I'm a brainless reddit faggot and I'm going to add alliteration for no reason even though "loathsome dung eater" isn't alliterative. because I'm a fucking retard.
>>737451621something about how you must be fun at parties
>>737451621lol y u mad tho
>>737449208oh you silly goose, this will be SLOPPA for the masses.
>>737451349Poopskin Jeet imagining cuck situations in his head again wishing he were white
lol?
>>737451349
>>737451842dung eater looks like THAT?
>>737440040>DUNG JOCKEY!
>>737438020brap
>>737451842Doesn't mean shit or do you think Pedro Pascal was always under the Mando helmet too
>>737451842Looks really cheap and plastick-y on close up, especially this collar
>>737451842wait, they really hung this nigger and threw shit at him? lmao
>>737451842Michael Cusack?
>>737438460Yeah
>>737442236My wish list consists of copying Nightreign combat for mages and archers, changing how upgrades work so investing in a weapon doesn't require taking out a second mortgage, and taking the pseudo-combo system the game has and making it stronger so chaining light and heavy attacks together is actually a real thing and not incidental for a few different weapon classes.
>>737451294>dude muh homosexuality
>>737438460AYO DONNIE DOOKIE DESTROYER, I JUST SHITTED OUT A HUGE LOG OF JUICY SHIT FOR YOU TO EAT YA FUCKIN FASCIST DICKHEAD.
>>737438460I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT AND NOW I'M EATING IT, LIL DONNIEHOW YOU LIKE THAT
>>737450597Hopefully they'll CGI the height in. The core of Souls games to me is women who are a couple feet taller me. Yes this is a fetish. Yes this is impossible for me to achieve irl given that I am six foot five.
How can they possibly get ER architecture's scale right?
>>737452469Hardly an issue, what they can't build they will solve with perspective tricks and CGI
>>737452396I'm 5'9 and I feel you brother
>>737438213DUNGACCINO
>>737452535>Crap Gaudy Images True
>>737452216>wanting an accurate non-exaggerated depiction of marika means you're gayman wtf does inveterate gooning do to someone's brain? if you ever managed to get an actual woman naked in your presence, you wouldn't be able to get hard.
>>737452396>>737452539You're both retarded and there are wamen taller than you irl especially you manlet
>>737438213Ranjeet Singh
>>737452539>>737452396>literal turbo manlet>have bagged multiple 6ft womenGreatest feeling in the world. Like felling a mighty oak.
>>737452396THIS DUDE IS IN THE CLOSET FR
>>737438213Muhammad
>>737438020i still cant believe this is happening , it feels like an extended april fools joke
>>737446012sublime boobies, actually too beautiful
>>737442995>hot marika is fanfictionfalse
>>737452697yeah but not 7ft or like 3 FEET taller not just a couple inches
>>737453028I literally just googled 7ft tall woman and got results
>>737453140there's only 3,000 people in the world that are 7ft foot and over with most of them having genetic disorders that make them uggo and disabled
>>737453140come on bro, i'm not even that anon but why are you even arguing such stupid shit? we both know the odds he even meets one, let alone hits it off with one are cartoonishly improbable. you need to go outside and stop arguing for the sake of it
>>737438020seems kinda boring to just copy a bunch of shit from the game. why not come up with something new? the settings large enough for it
>>737453305>why don't they just make a fanfic instead of doing all the stuff fans actually like?rope. Now.
>>737453305That would require effort.You can't trust them even with source material, but you want them to create something new?Bold.
>>737438020>movie starts with the hanging of the poopoo plunderer>ends with Marika shattering the ring and doing the game intro>at THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER his finger twitches while hes still strung upkino
>>737452697>manleti'll be more of a man you'll ever be twig
>>737453356videogame fans are piggies who will go see it anyways. why not stretch a single artistic muscle and write something interesting?
>>737453013This movie is going to bring in a whole new slew of normalfag secondaries to the Souls fanbase.
>>737453436go watch the halo live action show if you're not trolling. It's liquid shit. Their job should be to adapt the SOURCE MATERIAL, not use the setting as a playground to tell their own faggot story. >tldr: rope. Now.
THE MORE SHE SHAT THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT THE ELDEN SHART
>>737453508do you think the same group of people make every single videogame adaptation or something?
>>737453731Jews?
>>737453849Jeets*
>>737453305What's the fucking point of doing an adaptation if you're not even adapting the actual source material?If they wanted to tell their own story with their own characters and/or designs, they should just do it in their own setting. Otherwise the only point in even calling it an adaptation is free visibility from brand recognition
>>737453731I don't care. It's not their IP. It's not their story. Show the source material respect, tell the intended story, or fuck off shlomo
>>737438020Looks like they are going to do the open cinematic, cool.
>>737447420>>737442791Malenia's sword and armor aren't that easy to pull off though. especially the armyou would need a REALLY good propmaster and a lot of time to get this shit working.And it wouldn't necessarily be usable by the human operating it due to the wrist strength needed.
>>737453965miazaki and Martin are codirecting it so it's their vision actually
Do you think Miyazaki will get a cameo?
>>737454217you'd really lie on the internet like this? shameless
Does he have a chance of getting in?
>>737454402So far it looks like they will either focus on intro tarnished. So he will show up for sure
>>737446492Will they have a scene where the tarnish rolls through all the props breaking them?
>>737439567Kiss her!
Which half of Elden Ring is the movie based on?
>>737454830So far its confirmed to be both before and after game start
>>737451178The same is true of any background extra.
>>737451349>Timmyyou're 5'2'' lol
>>737451989they probably have a bunch of themcertain very high quality closeup ones, a couple rubbery and more rough stunt ones that they throw vegetables at or do roll around incommon filming production stuff>>737452469cgi?
>>737454952Actually im 5" 11
>>737453305There's no pleasing anyone.Something new? Piss off those who wanted an adaptation of the game.Just adapt the game? Pisses off fags like you.Do anything at all, ever? Piss of /v/
>>737454075>literally has ye olde armoured coare parts for limbsI want a human scaled AC game where you customize your parts and tune yourself so bad. Lies of P equipment got me thinking about swapping out Generators on a Soulsborne character to change my stamina bar's recharge rate.
I beat Elden ring twice, the DLC once, and played nightrieng and enjoyed all of it, I consider myself a "fan" What the fuck was the story? why are they making a moive?
and 40 years later we still can't get a Metroid movie.Or even someone making a rip-off Metroid movie. Pretty lady bountry hunter in cool armor. It shouldn't be that difficult.
>>737450725You can play it, but all the good players are siphoned off into Depth 5 so you're going to be playing with literal 12 year olds. Maybe you could get the /vg/ thread to carry you. Singleplayer feels like playing single player mario party. I still think it's worth trying around desu
>>737447862The game sucks ass though and the lore is overly prose-heavy in areas where it shouldn't. It's like trying to read Gaelic diarrhea. Also the gameplay sucks ass, I want a Bloodborne movie.
>>737455973wow thanks for chiming in, no one cares what you think
I'm more interested in how Morgott and Mohg will look.
>>737448436Don't include Blood Meridian into that but yeah it's like Hyperion in that it's fucking terrible with stupid characters and dumb fucking uninteresting world and is literally just a dictionary of made up stupid sounding words for things that don't need a new word to illustrate the concept but instead have a new word because it's fiction. Gay, juvenile, time-wasting, with no satisfying conclusion. That's what I think of Hyperion, and as such I burnt the book and threw it away into some gutter of which I hope no street urchin or homeless found it and read it for their already miserable life would become unretractably worse for it. The end.
>>737456307Yeah thanks for wasting my time with a retard reply but nobody cares what you think about what I think.
>>737438020>Banned in India
I'll only watch it if it's a comedy like hero yoshihikoThe best thing about the souls games in general is the humor and the goofy shitIf this is a generic serious drama action flick I couldn't care less
>>737442337Maybe is Malenia BEFORE the ROOT tooked her limbs and face?
>>737439127he's undead duhthis is dark souls 4
>>737451989Does it?
>>737453415Retard
>>737441920 28 years later was kino
>>737454217No, I don't think they are.
This will be some more anti-white slop portraying medieval culture as woke.
>>737457454There's the cast >>737441430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCRXUJyIYi8https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=kKBYBC9_xRgfbk_wDon't expect this level of spying on the production all the time, they just happen to be filming around a landmark in London at the moment.
>>737457532Don't care and if you know any of these people you should kill yourself for being a worthless goy. If you enjoy any media after 1910 you are an anti-white goyim. Some video games up until around the 2010s are ok because they never really got a hold of them for a long time but now it's all anti-white slop.
>>737438020people don't die in the lands between right? so does hanging caca creeper really do anything?
>>737457783>Don't careUh huh. Scurry along to the next twitter bait thread kid.
>>737457454>>737457783>well poisoning
>>737457783>no i don't care about facts and reality i just want to seethe about the made up scenario in my head!>rightoids laying it bare for all to see
>>737458205why are you samefagging?
>>737457748>How was work today?>I got dressed as a turd and pelted with rocks
>>737438213
>>737438717Guards look based on these, but in their prime instead of all rusted and torn.
>>737438213The Shit-Eating Shyster
>>737438213The repulsive pajeet.
>>737438717It's over
>>737458598ouch anon, low blow. you really think i'd do that?
>>737458897why WOULDN'T you?
>>737443604Cecotropes are not poop thoughbeit
>>737458721The peepee part doesn't quite make sense though
>>737438213Angry joe
>>737459079he mashes poopoo onto your peepee before biting it off
>>737459079
>>737458941because i'm not a rightoid, silly billy. i love dunking on them.
>>737459564>idiot admits he is samefagginglmao
>fanservice garbageWhy bother if I already played the game? Just make a new one ffs instead of wasting everyone's time and money.
>>737442995Marika genuinely does look pretty similar to the sexy renders in the one glimpse of her we got in one of the early trailers.
>>737459596you're not too good at reading are you?
>>737459928>its an ESL as wellkiwifarms aint sending their best
>>737453456Souls is as normalfag as CoD and FIFA now retard, Eldren Ring cemented that fact
THE INSIDIOUS SHIDDIUS SIPPER
>>737460129
>>737445009>>737447956The Dung Eater and Boggart were once in the same gaol, and Boggart was called to the Lands Between, so logically the Dung Eater should have been hanged some place else.
>>737440597/LGBT/ might be more to your taste, bucko.
>>737454402Given how ever present this guy is I don't know how they'd even be able to cut him.
>>737455307God asks a bunch of dudes to git gud and grant her euthanasia. One mad lad actually pulls it off.
I hope it's good but I won't hold my breath
