SAROS LEAD ACTOR “TROLLS” IGN’S 7/10 SCORE WITH NEW T-SHIRT Thoughts? For me this is based, because you can’t spell IGNORANT with IGN
FUCK YOU BLODDY
I think Twitter screencap threads should be perma banned
Not funny Saar not redeeming game
benchod status?
I fucking hate voice actors
do not score my game seven sirits very good benchod bastard
>>738026742GOOD MORNING SAAAAAR-OS!
BLOODY REDEEM THIS GAME NOW BASTARD
>>738026742>videogames have "stars" nowfuck the normies propping up this slop
>>738026742Jeets can't meme, pathetic.Worse than millhouse>>>/trash/
HEY YOU BITCH! HEY YOU BITCH!
>>738026742epic troll saar. not passive aggressive like a fucking woman or anything. your game is trash, stop advertising faggot. feels like new trend is to pay ign to give bad review and then have PR flood social emdia with 'lol ign said its bad, it must be AMAZING' with every influencer paid to shill. difference is SAARos is just trash where you cheat on wife, she cucks you with ugly black lesbian. enjoy SAAR.
Didn't realize this faggot was playing John Sara's. Total loser.
Good morning mam.
88 is pretty bad for woke aaa movie game slop
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT GIVE THIS GAME A 7/10 LOOK AT THE METASCORE ITS AT 88 DONT YOU SEE WHAT YOURE DOING TO THE METASCORE AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHbased ign
>>738027010>88 is pretty badagreed
>>738027290Yeah but none of those games have interracial lesbian cuckoldry, hence the lower scores
>>738026742Wait that shit was real? I assumed it was some AI generated joke
Ironically, now that we know about the game, a 7/10 was probably too generous
>>738026742SAARos
You can't spell bloody dalit bastard without IGN.
>>738026742Ignoring the culture war aspect of this, this is seriously pathetic behavior. This kind of crybaby shit is why reviewers are afraid of not giving out inflated nonsense scores
>>738026742I really liked his performance in iZombie.
>>738027010
why are indian “men” so insecure?
>>738026742Him being this thin skinned already doesn't bode well for once more people start realizing the story is about your wife leaving you for a black lesbian
>>738027616Yeah he was fun in iZombie, then he appeared on Funhaus and turned out to be a cunt who feeds on drama
>>738027815he still don't get the fact that people made fun of him for working out cause the script didn't require iteveryone on set were confused. if he did it for himself, cool, but he kept saying it was for the movie, which was untrue
>>738027440You don’t understand, Snoys need to fuel their sunk cost fallacy for buying their shitty plastic box and any review for their cookie cutter game under a 9 is bad faith.
>>738027815He legit looks like Oblivion character creator slider mischief, poor guy, he played an annoying dick well on Silicon Valley
>>738027010It got a bad score for having good gameplay but not having enough story.
>>738026779this
>>738026742HOW CAN THEY RATE?
>>738027960are you playing as the indian? Is this an indian cuckold simulator?
>>738027815it was less the working out and more the face workand the reason the working out part was bad is because it was all glamor muscles and steroids. it's the shit guidos do before spring break, but this guy is 50 years old
Indian men are the most impotent cucks imaginable. its no wonder they only find anything in life by being exploited by corporations and the government to drive down wages. Zero value
FUCK YOU BITCH BLODY
>>738026742He scores himself a 7/10 cuckold?
>>738028109correctyou are an indian male trying to save your white female wife from a time loop. but it turns out she doesn't need saving and also left you for a black lesbian. you then despair on a beach
>>738026742Returnal got around the same metacritic score as Saros and it was boring as fuck. I had fun for like 3 hours and decided to”yep, that’s enough”. Saros looks literally the same just a different protag. I don’t understand how it’s anything more than a 7
>planet is called CarcosaWhat's the deal with the mainstream suddenly discovering The King in Yellow? There's an incredibly popular Minecraft ARG using stuff from the story as well, what popularized it?
>>738028175Nah his wife is an Indian woman as well
>>738028203True Detective I think.
>>738027815>Where's the bloody jokes?
>>738028203lol I know the answer to this oneIn the last 2-3 years consultant studios have warned people off of Lovecraft for being xenophobic and have offered Chambers, Stephen King, and Borges as alternatives
>>738026742>88 on metacritic>far far west has 98% user reviews on steamsaros deez nuts
This is exactly what I want from my video games
>>738028109Oh, boy you won't believe the plot of Saros.>jeet MC cheats on his wife>she leaves him for a black lesbian>true ending reveals that he cheated on his wife WITH ANOTHER MAN>Jeet murders his male lover and gets arrested>game ends
>>738028590Wow did you get all that from Twitter, faggot?
>>738026742MAAM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE
>>738028631You're the fag for calling me a fag for bashing Saaros, faggot. I only use 4chan.
>>738028589lmfao do they genuinely have an antagonist called the Yellow King? i know game writers are incompetent but did they genuinely not read the book they're lifting from? goodness.
>>738028631Everything he wrote is true except I haven’t gotten confirmation on whether he was actually in a gay relationship with the other guy
>>738028079>7/10 not enough cuckoldry
>>738027815They embraced Californian/European liberalism, which requires you to hate yourself.
>>738026742>trolls that's not what that is
>>738028732>lmfao do they genuinely have an antagonist called the Yellow KingYeah because his shits yellow
>>738028203true detective started it, fear and hunger and signalis amplified it
>>738026742Sony must be desperate for attention. We know this is going to flop harder than Returnal. Serves them right for taking The King in Yellow and turning it into more cuck shit and DEI faggotry. I just wanted a cosmic horror game on a spooky alien planet, man. It’s all so tiresome.
I know why /v/ hates him lol
>>738028589>he was “emotionally abusive” (made up foid babble and excuse for betraying your family and getting a divorce)>she cucks him with a black lesbian>true ending is him realizing that he is a pathetic moid that doesn’t deserve a perfect queen like her >pic related is the final shot, he is a completely broken man while his wife coldly tells him to move onPeople mock the XBC2 ending because it’s too focused on “the male fantasy”, but I would prefer that 100000x over than this fucking slop
>>738028203basically people wanting to do lovecraft stuff but being hipster about it
>>738027815Technically he's a p*ki, but it's all the same.
>cthulhu mythos popular again>no reference to H.P. Lovecraft's catdisappointed
>>738028912Only time interracial gets me angry is if it’s with a black guy, really. Hard to feel insecure about a guy with a 4 inch pecker
>>738028273>this is a 10/10 in IndiaIt explains so much about the eternal pajeetoid.
>>738026779
>>738028830there's this webm i see on /gif/ every so often of a fat inidan man with a very small child eating on his lap. when i first saw it i was worried it'd be abuse or worse, but what actually happens is the boy shoots out yellow shit with such velocity it flies out of his shorts like a rail gunto learn that same kid later grows up to become a famous astronaut is inspiring
>>738026742>alanah pearce
>>738028976the king in yellow is not the cthulhu mythos you disgusting tranny
>>738028273Damn, fucking a dude would be an improvement.
>>738026742HAHA IM SCREAMING so funny he sure showed em XD IGN PWNED i love gaming hummor XDDD controller emoji>>738026779This.
>>738029102It is because Lovecraft included it, just like Conan, the White People, etc.
>>738029102lovecraft was undoubtedly influenced by it
>>738026742jeet cuck game
>>738026826Bloodied. Bitched even.
>>738029165of course he was. it doesn't mean it's part of his anthology or universe. it's just its own thing
How have we gotten so far away from what video games are as a medium? Who gives a FUCK about these human exploration stories. I want fucking gameplay, you shitbags.
DISABLE COMMENTS NOWTHE CHOOOOOOOODS ARE ATTACKING ME
>>738029234no, you'll get the human experience (of being a cuck)it's art you chud
Rahul is basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qWUyX0Azyc
>>738029228he does reference aspects of it in part of his stories, but no one is saying its part of his lore, its just tangentially related
>>738029272Friends already did this storyline 25 years ago.
>>738027815Common for developing countries, chinks are similar
>>738028912nobody saw that movie and nobody is buying the game, completely fake industry being propped up by pathetic review bots, lol, lmao
>>738029272if people are trying to spoil the game before its even out I would hide the comments too.
>>738029272>cycles of guilt but shit
>>738028589>zoomers can't even get the girl in their vidya games anymoretotal demoralisation
Pearce is a fucking cunt
>>738029272>framed as the villainNo framing necessary, cheating automatically makes you the villain. This character sounds like a retard who did it to himself.
>>738026742IGN SCORE GOOD NOW BECAUSE IT ALIGNS WITH MY REACTIONARY PROPAGANDA
>>738026742>Saarosmemes are reaching a new level
>>738028921The story is he cheated on her first and killed a guy because he thought he'd rat him out.
>>738026742>He got to fuck Alanahsaarbros.... We're going to make it! Beautiful white women for all of us!
Nobody will play this shit anyway
>Video game main actorPlease let me go back
>>738029272I only knew about the cuck part, but he cheats on his wife and kills his friend to start with? is she really 'betraying' him by dating someone else?
>>73802701088 is kinda shit considering they always score high 90'sToo much gameplay maybe? I heard it's like Returnal
>>738026742This is based, India is based
>>738029272its like they made the story to bait /v/. theres going to be dozens of threads about his wife getting dyked when really he is the bigger piece of shit.
>>738029483His normal ending is that he becomes the end boss, the king in yellowso it's pretty on the nose
>>738026742I can't imagine being this proud to be the lead actor for a game where you're a literal evil faggot.
>>738029272If this is the best that multi-million dollar productions can come up with I kinda feel like a retard for not giving gamedev a genuine try, I wrote better fanfic during my tumblr years than whatever this is supposed to be.
>>738027010movie slop? its a bullet hell roguelike with a small story attached.
>>738029613It's delightfully realistic too, "oh thank god YOU cheated first so I can finally pull the trigger myself without guilt or reputation loss" is frankly every married woman's dream
>>738028921>the final shot, he is a completely broken man while his wife coldly tells him to move onHow every single relationship I've ever had has ended, and I never did any of the shit this guy did to even deserve it. Fucking awful, I'll never play this garbage simply to avoid being reminded of this feeling yet again.
>>738029483>>738029518>>738029613You know there was once a time where a man could be a bit of a cad in a marriage and his doting wife would either overlook it or she would be upset but ultimately forgive him. Now the dynamic has flipped and women are unforgiving to infidelity and the man is expected to overlook or forgive her cheating. It’s just feminism slop. The man is ultimately pathetic and broken and his wife coldly looks down on him and tells him to fuck off. I don’t want that in video game stories. That’s what real life is like in 2026. Why can’t we see a better world where men have the upper hand for once in relationship dynamics? Women don’t even play games like Returnal, it’s too difficult for them
>>738029613Yeah, probably caste related who knows
>>738028273why does she look jewish?
can you imagine the amount of retardation it would take for someone to tune in to that stream and listen to this dumb bitch and her pet jeet yap about nothing?
>Highest ratedThat's no surprise. Disgusting.
>third worlder spam threads for this game getting deleted Holy based
>>738026742>dude METACRITIC>dude AAA GAMES EPICCCCCClol you are new to 4chan and underage
>>738026742now we are adding cucking into the degen game pilehow degen is that bald woman space game gonna be?
>>738028590That's fucking insane. Who directed this? There's no way they don't hate indians lmfao
>>738026742
>>738029828You think about it every time you close your eyes before bed, dog. Nothing we need to do further.
So we all agree that there is most definitely a DEI bonus, and the bias for this type of writing boost these games scores?
>>738029835three letter agent glow so brightkill yourself
>>738029835I can verify the story IS THIS bad. Actual garbage. It's a shame because it starts out amazing but you slowly realize Arjun is a major irredeemable asshole the more the plot goes on. The entire game is a metaphor for men not leaving women alone after abusing them. And of course the real solution is the straight woman turns into a lesbian because women don't need men, and men bad.It sucks because the gameplay is good but the narrative is absolute unsalvageable garbage and your main protagonist is an unlikable jackass, Indian men should actually be furious.
>>738028921You keep changing the story slightly every time you post this image, I'm starting to think that you're lying
>>738029880She doesn’t ? Are you face blind or baiting long noses don’t = Jews
>>738026742>>738028912Wait, he's dating the grifter bitch? Does he know she's just using him?
>>738027290Nintendo doesn't countThat shit could all be 3/10 and financially successful
>>738026742jeet mad
>>738029993>PAY ATTENTION TO THIS!>GET MAD>SEND MEAN TWEETS>ADD TO THE DISCOURSE>HELP MAKE ME A PROFESSIONAL VICTIM!!No.
>>738030162>only a 7his izzat on the decline
>>738030102They've been together for years now. Also, that applies to every single woman in every single relationship. They are never not using us. He seems as equally narcissistic as she is so they probably deserve each other.
>>738030074she looks jewish. She even has those sleepy eyes.
>>738030102>Does he know she's just using himNo. Indians can't even see 10s into the future, let alone a year or two.
>>738028912bitch is legit mid.
>>738030018Only one of them, really. It was particularly traumatizing.
>>738026779You have to make more threads that get more replies anon. simple as.
>>738030321just go gay, trad gay men are better
>>738029272>framed as the villainhe committed murder for no good reason
>>738030303And the lips that curve upward and come to a point at the front
Wait, the game is actually coming out?I thought it was another one of those meme vapoware games you guys post about to make fun of indians.
>>738026779SPBP fuck off OP you massive faggot
>>738029272>pajeet main character is a degenerate womanizer who abuses his wife and cheats on her because of his addiction to bobs and vageneBased?
Not a single one of these threads has hit bump limit and mods are deleting them now, what happened? Third world /v/ used to be able to go through dozens of these woke spam threads like it was nothing
>>738030469its out, its the spiritual sequel to returnal
>>738029272It's leaving out as well the extra bonus shit. He gets lit by blue and red police lights at the end which could imply there's another layer of the space/alien stuff being fake.
>>738030540majority of the posts have nothing to do with the game, these threads dont last
>>738030452>>738030469WTF
>>738030540I think we got new mods. They've been doing goofy events recently and I noticed steam sales threads are getting nuked too. I like it.
>PS5 exclusive>interracial lesbian cuckoldry plotIt’s like they specifically designed this game in a lab to make something that is impossible to seriously discuss on /v/
>>738029828Kinda your fault for trusting females. They don't really have a word or honour, you basically fuck them, impregnate them if you can afford the kids and move to younger females when they inevitably end up hating you for breathing the wrong way or leaving the TV remote somewhere or other bullshit they invent because they love drama. If you're not rich enough for this lifestyle, you were born in the wrong era.I'm not attacking your character or your choices, I'm being objective. Modern women don't deserve our love or emotions, they barely deserve our cocks.
>>738030803Why would you WANT to discuss this sludge?
>>738030540Jannies hate /v/, /v/ culture, and the average person here. The most popular threads are always shitting on woke games and laughing at stream charts and the jannies FREAK about it every time. No fun allowed basically. And it’s not like I enjoy serious game discussion threads. But let us have fun laughing at this Indian cuckoldry game for a few days before you start 404ing shit, that would be nice
>>738030540paid off jannies get upset when you are a mean to new games
his wife
Not sure if they mention it in the IGN review but this game absolutely does deserve points taken off by default. This studio did nothing to switch stuff up from Returnal. Absolutely inexcusable effort.
>>738030726Doubt it. They should have been nuking the Crimson Desert spam daily for months if that's the case.
>>738027815mindbroken, sad
Thank God for 4chan and this thread, because I was about to buy this out of boredom because I liked the gameplay videos, but fuck playing as a fucking double cuck retard.
>>738030953I don’t find poo women attractive desu. Not even the “high caste” ones.
>>738030982I mean like, this week new.
Baffling that ShillUp went so overboard to to say this is the best game he's ever played in his life in his review knowing the story now.
>>738030074>>738030303>>738030452Looking jewish is more than just the nose. It becomes even easier to spot the mixed crypto jew if you ignore the nose and look at the eyes and mouth. Furthermore, I think that Carthage must be destroyed.
>>738031070Lol same. I was considering it because Returnal was decent outside of the retarded story. I thought they’d learn their lesson and give us an actual scifi game this time. But apparently western devs aren’t capable of that anymore. It always has to be some subversive 2deep4u shit.
>>738026742nah his wife did a video about IGN's "7" system so I think it's just an IGN joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjHzmus_is
>>738026742just makes him look extremely lame, tbqhtbh
>>738027815Am I supposed to know who this idiot is?
>>738031214Not only that but the gameplay looks like Returnal all over again. You know, that game that just okay but nothing special compared to the roguelite greats? Baffling how anyone could say it’s the best ever
>>738031260>learn their lessonreturnal sold well and had great reviews, what 'lesson' do they learn from that?
What could influenced Housemarque to make a narrative like th...>cuckmannOh that makes sense
>>738031359>only sold about 1 million copiesThat’s a flop my first party snoy game standards.
>>738031338hes a paki who did comedy sitcoms/movies and then tried to be serious and got buff for some marvel movie that flopped and everyone was laughing at him.
My gf loves netflix slop, so I've seen this jeet a couple of times, why does he always play the cuck?
>>738031350I mean, the gameplay is fine, and if that's what he likes then I'm not going to argue it. But the fucking story and characters? Jesus.>>738031359The only criticism anyone had for the game was that it was too hard and the story too lame/woke. Of course Sony devs never listen, least of all Swedish ones.
>>738031382>oy vey
>>738031214That man is very strange, sometimes he is right on the money and other times he is completely in a fantasy land. It’s like his taste changes every single day.
>>738027815That's a Paki. We are not Pakis
>>738026896Millhouse was a good meme though
>>738031214he got his bag as usual and i'm sure his channel is heavily botted because hes the biggest shill out there
>>738028203Lovecraft is safe edgy
>>738028921His wife was an evil tyrant who enslaved and killed thousands. Not joking
>>738031683I agree with you. Sometimes he shits on the same woke games /v/ hates and sometimes he loves them. His politics and views are impossible to pin down and don't make much sense. The only thing he is consistent about is loving Destiny/looter shooters/Bungie.
Anyone else realized that IGN scores always spot on despite their reasoning being completely off base?
>>738031840Typical woman then
>>7380267427 is a decent score, why bitch?
>>738031840Yes but he was a moid that cheated first so it’s justified for her to have a happy ending
>>738030953Made to fuck white Finnish womaen
So what makes this game woke other than having a jeet protag? Is his race ever even brought up in the game?
>>738031956>black woman is the most sane and righteous character, only one who did nothing wrong>MC's wife finds happiness with her white woman crewmember>point of story is to stop pursuing herReally the whole thing is a breakdown of toxic masculinity
>>738026892>videogames have "stars" nownormies don't know who some random Indian is eitherits their publicist that tries to convince people their client is a big deal
>>738031882>Veilguard 9/10No
>>738031956Feminist, LGBT, and anti-white messaging/agendas
>>738026742I am highly rated game sir, score 8.8 sir, do not redeem the negative review SIR DO NOT REDEEM
>>738031956>jeet protag>cheats on wife with man>wife cucks him with black dyke>more gay "be better" shit
>>738031956The games story is just a “men bad” wankfest
>>738031956>what makes this game woke other than a jeet MC who cheats on his wife, dies a shitload of times to make it up to her only for her to dump him for a black lesbian womanWho knows my man, sounds like a right wing game
>>738032142>>738032225Akshually she cheated on him with a white Finnish woman, totally different
>>738031956It’s better men slop. The MC is toxically masculine and at the end he cries and apologizes to his wife who cucked him with a black lesbian.
There is no saving sony is there? Anything they publish will always be like this? Even wolverine will be some deconstructionist cuck shit. I won’t be buying a ps6. I’m fucking retarded for having a bought a ps5 that I barely ever turn on,
>>738026742I like this actor. He's good in Mike Flanagan's stuff. Too bad bullet hell games make me seethe.
>>738032267When will this era of stories end?
>>738028203I am kind of annoyed about this. They called Lovecraft and Howard racist and edgy, they think Chambers is too fucking obscure so they can be hipster about "the book inside the book" , but I'll be damned if they ruin Barsoom too. Thankfully its too easy to have someone yell about it being racist that they'll fuck off faster than figuring out the name of Lovecraft's kot.
>>738032274I don't think so at this point. All of their studios are infested with these same kind of retards writing the same exact leftist story based around the same "cycles of violence/revenge bad" formula. There isn't a single one that isn't overrun and in absolute shambles.
>>738032265I would also cheat on an Indian man with a Finnish Woman, I can empathise
This… this is EVERYTHING.#forthegamers
>>738026892that just an Indian on twitter trying to prop up another Indian
>>738026742why does a video game have a "star" at all (more like sar amirite)
>>738026742His he seriously just made himself the protagonist?
>>738032274At this point I believe the economy is fake and companies have access to special computers where they can adjust their balance. They lost $400 millions from Concord, they will lose from this shit, they lost all their exclusives to Steam, they killed Spiderman 2 and TLOU2 legs by making them extra-woke, they're still releasing Fair Games despite everyone telling them it's Concord 3.0, and betting on live service when it's fucking dead.
>>738027290>okay but what about nintendo?nintendo has you sonyfags by the balls you retards literally can't stop thinking about them
I rather want to see if the story of this thing is really as bad/ending as bad as some anons seem to claim it to be, but I will not buy a console so they can fuck right off and I'll shit on the game for being contract exclusive garbage instead.
>>738027815Is this supposed to be standup? Where's the joke?
>>738032405The main character in Barsoom in a former Confederate soldier, right? Doesn't seem to fit with them.
>>738032462its no wonder snoys come here and make the most vitriolic toxic threads across the entire website, just look at what they're forced to play, i'd get mad too
>>738032274>Even wolverine will be some deconstructionist cuck shitAnon, the leaks showed just how bad it'll be>TLOU stealth shit>crafting healthpacks>Hold R2 to sniffThe memes will be delicious but the game is fucked
>>738032097This game has anti-white messaging? I thought it was about gay colored people>pajeet cheats on jeeta wife with another man>jeeta leaves him for a black lesbianWould you want a white guy to be involved with this shit?
>>738026742why does /v/ have to keep reminding me of that fuglyt whore's existence?
>>738032694>wolverine>crafting healthpacksBut why though? Why the fuck would Wolverine need crafting? DOES ANYONE EVEN LIKE CRAFTING!?
>>738032694>Wolverine>crafting healthpacksis he at least still a manlet or is he Hugh Jackson?
MY LIFE IS LIKE A ROGUELITE GAMETRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGEALL THE WHILE MY WIFE IS LICKING MINGE TRYING HARD TO SAVE MY WIFEOBSTACLES IM JUMPING HURDLESIM GROWING UP TO BE A BETTER MAN
>>738032587Isn't there a "all cutscenes" on youtube already? Or a let's play
is the gameplay actually good?
>>738032706Just the fact that there are no white people in the game at all makes it inherently anti-white
>>738032649Yeah, officer actually. Though by the time it starts its way after the war and he's pretty much a bounty hunter/ prospector type. It doesn't impact his story much except to give him military background and its not like he's permanently annoyed about losing a plantation or something. If it wasn't mentioned offhand most wouldn't think its part of the story at all; he doesn't even have a southern accent as its written. but yeah good point, it would be easy to keep them away with >Former confederate officer goes to Mars, plows hot local ass, has 'superman' powers. No actually he came first, Superman has John Carter powers.
IGN has now begun strategically giving "low" (6/7) scores to certain games they want to promote through contrarianism and artificial counter-culture.CD, Mouse PI, Saros. All unremarkable or outright shit, all entered the zeitgeist of discussion in a bigger way than they would have because IGN gave them a score deemed too low.
>>738032835It’s Returnal all over again. Polished and fun but gets old quick. Apparently Saros is shorter so it doesn’t outstay its welcome
>>738028912>fat white tits>fat white thighsi cant stop watching her shit
>>738032835It's the same as returnal
>>738032869The thing is, all three of those games are in the 6-7/10 range. I only played CD and Mouse to be fair, but they weren’t that great, but not terrible either. The problem is that the scores are accurate, but the reviews themselves are nonsense, like they were crying about Mouse PI having cheese references when the problem is that the game is boring, easy, and does nothing special or interesting
>>738026742>literal cuckold gamelmao
>>738032869>CD, Mouse PI, SarosMouse PI is the only one that looks fun. But 7 is too high for the others.
>>738031689you will never understand but to the rest of the world you are all the same
>>738029809Silly. On /v/ any game you didn't like or didn't even play can be labeled as a "movie game". That's what this buzzword is for.
>>738032767Can't tell yet but he doesn't seem to be pure manlet. Maybe average height if a bit taller.
>>738029491'tardboy here has a point. I'm seeing to reason to trust IGN at all. And also consider the score it deserves might be lower. But what score do YOU have for it?
>>738028164gods if they real
>>738027815Given the latest scandal, it's probably all a ploy to scam people out of their money
>>738029734 You think this place cares if he's the bigger peice of shit in the actual game? But I'm not writing off your idea yet. There's no way in hell they could have picked that tilte without anticipating massive SAAAR posting.
>Indians are Jewish Holy larp sarrr
>>738030452>>738030303Yh most meds have those features ? Some Indians have west Asian dna from Iran
>>738029809>>738033060Really? Considering they doulbed the budget of returnal, and hired face actors, I fully expected a movie game.
>>738028912>he was the face of saaros>she was involved in gow ragnawalkThat does make me angry. Not because he's fucking Alanah. She's mid. It makes me mad because it shows how far removed Playstation is from its Japanese roots. Fucking Sony is promoting Z-list ecelebs like Prozd and Alanah with their overbudgeted kusoge. Old Playstation was amazing, weird and ambitious.
>>738029976>how degen is that bald woman space game gonna be?Enough to hopefully shutdown Naughty Dog and bring an end to modern game design cancer.
Had no idea this game even existed until I saw it posted here lmao
>>738029976It’s going to such a triumphant victory for the chuds that it changes western game dev forever
So how big of a net izzat loss is this game?
7/10 for this game is pretty generous.
>>738029272This doesn't even make sense, he loves her so much he will die a thousand times to save her, but he literally ntr hers, then gets ntred back, this is like the story of a shitty ebinly subersive hentai anthology.
>>738028912he's been sucking on alanna's tits for a long time, yes
>>738026742He fucking pogged all over you chuds!
>>738033752You'll need to do a triple backflip into a knee high body of water and survive to make back what you lose playing this game
>>738026742is that fat tits?
>>738033874>the story of a soap operaftfy, loads of these are filled with plots like that
>>738033874>this is like the story of a shitty ebinly subersive hentai anthology.Except everyone is horrifically ugly
>>738026742Who in their right mind would release a game right now? Orange man is chimping out, there is war going on and recession is looming and game devs think: yeah, now is the time to release. Like, nigger, people are hoarding rn or spend all their money on amenities, they don’t have any left to waste
>>738034149I got a 3k tax return and just bought a shitload of vidya
>>738034059At the very least most soap opera is soapy in a specific nonsensical way, this is genuinely totally alien in terms of retardation.
>>738034149>game devs think: yeah, now is the time to releaseNintendo might be the only one with enough sense to drop the price of their shit.
>>738027815Imagine being born indian. I'd be angry and lashing out too.
no matter how much i insult jeets, they refuse to leave the country and fuck off back to india.I don't understand, what will it fucking take to gtfo?I'm running out of options here.
>>738027815Isn't this the dude from Harold and Kumar goes to White Castle? Why did he take the bogpill?
>>738029272>being the vidya equivalent of Ross
>>738026742This game was a hate letter to the fans lmao
>>738030953Weird eyes. Disconcerting. facial proportions. Unironically wouldn't. She looks like she's going to shed her skin and kill me.
>>738033752he gained a good bit of izzat back with the shirt thoughbeitI'd say he made at least 4500 izzat with that. Though the game was at least a 6000 izzat loss currently looking at the Izzat Charts.
>>738029976>how degen is that bald woman space game gonna be?It will become part of a new recruitment drive to give your life on behalf of Space Israel once they've secured their borders on Earth.
>>738028921>>she cucks him with a black lesbianwrong
>>738028589Holy cucked
>>738034732Is it time to invest in izzatcoin?
>>738034748
>>738026742i like rahul from the funhaus videos
>>738031884Repeal GR15It's been over a decade. Half of this website isn't even old enough to remember the pony spam.
>>738026742>character is literally named 'Saaros'
>>738034854Kiira isn't black. Nitya broke up with Arjun then got with Kiira. How is that cucking?
>>738034983He was still madly in love with her which is what the entire plot is about, so yes it’s cucking him
saarOS
>>738030047this kills the faggot
>>738029234>How have we gotten so far away from what video games arehollywoodthey shat on videogames as a medium but now that its big money, they want in. but not the smelly nerd route of vidya. They want to remake videogames in their image, where they have the prestige ("""story""", stars). Indies can't compete on graphics and hiring expensive actors, so thats where hollywood pretends the battleground is, ground thats in its favor. >"it isn't story unless it comes from the Hollywood region of America, otherwise its just videogame plot">"see our actor? how can an indie game claim to be legitimate without Paying Actors What They're Worth">"look at these insane graphics screenshots!"the videogame "awards shows" spend 5 minutes on a promoted musical guest rapping about his balls, then put the best 4x game in a text slide for a couple seconds before the commercials
>>738026742DO NOT REDEEEM SAAROS
>metacritic score is 88>check>its actually 7.5 user scoreDoes anyone actually care about any score besides user score anymore?
>>738028590>Jeet murders his male loveris it regular gameplay or a quicktime event?
>>738032771
>>738029234I distinctly remember 20 years ago back in the 2000s when gamers were demanding that people take videogames as a serious medium for mature people and that videogames could be an artform.
>>738026742we must be better man saars
>>738030047Whereas the nu-GoW games are about a previously toxic man living his new life as a better man, Saros is about a toxic man realizing he’s toxic and the game ends with him wishing he was a better man. Maybe in Saros 2 we will see him live a life as a better man with an adopted half black child or something to that effect
>>738035038that makes him a creepy jeet beta orbiter. she did nothing wrong
I like it so far, but it's a regression from Returnal just as much as an evolution >guns so far are generic (rifles, pistol, shotgun) and the alt-fire modes are boring, instead of having unique alien ones >lack of stagger system makes enemies feel more bullet sponge-y, like damaging them doesn't do anything, until they die >different enemy types within the same group tend to look very similar, so it's harder to tell the difference between serious threats and negligible ones
>>738029272>men bad, let the girls kiss!yurifags' dream game
>>738026835>>738026892>>738032065>>738032463this guy is an actual actor who is in a lot of mike flanagan seriesi dont know anything about him outside of those but hes a pretty decent actor
>>738035387>he boughted Oh nononononono
>>738026742DO NOT REDEEM SAAR
>>738030047Fucking hilariousMore retard than men liking women means that they are gay
>>738035458Yes, and thus my opinions on it are better informed than those who just go >SAAAR, I hate le Indian protag and can't resist their compulsions.It shouldn't be impossible to actually discuss a game on the video games board rather than just doing le ebin racism
>>738035334>Maybe in Saros 2 we will see him live a life as a better man with an adopted half black child or something to that effectand a white husband
>>738035283>actual player aggregate is closer to the IGN score by almost a full point than the critic aggregateIGN is literally closer to being correct than these reactionary dupes who just take what they say and go screeching in the opposite directionWhat a world
>>738029272There are zero indications that Nitya and Kayla fell in love. They never even met each other in the game...
>>738026742it just looks really brown, like the whole game is dark lit. one tone.
>>738026742Is the game good tho?
Oh, it’s by the same team who made that dumb granny game whose threads were filled with oddly defensive anons (definitely not the devs) who got really mad when you told them you weren’t going to buy the dumb granny game.
>>738035694Kiira is apparently the lesbian that she falls in love with but I can’t find any images of her online. The IGN ending explained article said her physical body was destroyed prior to the beginning of the game and only her soul remains. The game apparently has flashback cutscenes so there’s a chance we see her depicted at some point in the game but I’m too lazy to go through all the cutscenes and find it
>>738034627I mean Ross at least moved on, saarosjeet dies a billion of times for her.
>>738035387Finally, a reasonable anon
>>738035428>a lot of mike flanaganagain, literally who?
>>738027815what ever happened to that one indian dude on that podcast that freaked out when he wife started talking like a whore on some other show?
>>738035762Apparently it’s a little better than Returnal. It has more or less the same gameplay with a few tweaks, but the game as a whole is shorter. I only had fun with Returnal for like 5 hours before it got old and I uninstalled, so maybe the shorter overall length benefits the game
>>738035306This was back in the day when "serious medium for mature people" meant >Stop freaking out that my JRPG characters sacrifice themselves in order to save the universe and kill god with the power of friendship and then pair off to go home and fuck. when the Xbro doritos and dew, madden, etc..shit was screaming about everything either for kids or 'weird Japan' and they needed real games like CoD, Halo, and Madden. So yeah, a lot of things went wrong but some of it was just greed, stupidity, and over a decade of realizing that >okay you did one SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS and everyone clapped because it was different, but you keep doing the same damn thing and its exhausted, doubly so when you're pushing stupid messages. So yeah multiple things going on. The whole >The male hero doesn't get to save the princess, or even get a happy ending with the willing love interest; that's problematic. Instead we need to make sure that its tons of lesbians who get together after one of them scream during the story to activate her waman power.has gone on way too fucking long.
>>738027815He really thought he was gonna be in like 10 movies with the MCU and they ditched him so fast hahah
>>738028912>Alanah was a """writer""" for the latest GoW slop>Then it just so happens that her boyfriend is staring in the latest upcoming Snoy shitHoly nepotism
>>738030319She's more than you would ever get.
>>738035857
>>738035881Yeah we’ve been having our “expectations subverted” and problematic tropes like the damsel in distress “deconstructed” for almost 2 decades now. It’s gotten so bad that I stay away from western games altogether unless the gameplay is good enough to make up for better man stories. I’m not even the type of guy that gets mind broken about a single black NPC, just sick of the endless feminism slop
/V/ is just mad that Saros won't come to PC.
>>738026742>indian guy>the main character gets cucked to death>make your main character look like youThis is some next level Indian fetish I'm not prepared for
>>738035813This is her.
Housemarque fell off when they got with Sony.
>>738026742A 7/10 score for a roguetrash is even being extremely generous, for the very own genre it shouldn't get more than a 4 or even a 3, roguelikes are trash and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>738036014Apparently not because Returnal came to PC and sold pretty mediocre numbers
>>738035306literally the only people who would've said that were kikes with money in their eyesno dude playing games on his couch gave a shit about that
Saaars stop the hate, we must be better saars
AAAA MY BABY GIRL HELP ME NIGGERMAN
>>738035306I think you mean industry types. Real gamers got pissed off when LGBT walking sims like Gone Home got 10/10s from IGN
>>738028912Ugly used up whore who thinks having kids is a disability Lmao this is what you are bragging about and the replies of some jeets larping and thinking she is hot and has tits ?
>>738036014That's a separate reason to be angry, regardless if the game is actually good or not, console platform exclusivity is cancerous. >>738036112Who'd a thunk that a game that came out well over a year after PS5 and had a low profile title to begin with didn't sell trillions. They would have sold more if it came to PC on day 1 or shortly after, but plenty of other Sony titles did well on PC not the least of which is the Spider Man games, Ghost of Tsushima, and quite a few others (absolutely Death Stranding if we count it, but thankfully Kojima realizes PC is pretty much the most reliable demographic overall)
>>738035896To be fair that's true for almost every new character marvel introduces nowadays
>>738030506He cheated with another guy.
>>738035989>Life Of Chuckprobably heard advertising for it>Fall of the house of Ushercheating, this was an edgar allen poe book or somethingotherwise, yes this "famous hollywood celebrity" is still just a nobody
>tfw low izzat
>>738026742That's some limp feminized shit right there. Social media and its consequences, etc.
>>738036371i'm not saying he's some huge star but he's not a random voice actor like those people claimed
When did Indians start being massively hated? I feel like it got a major boost after the whole Apu thing.
>>738035578Being non buynary means you're resisting the compulsion to consoom.>informed on the storyJust watch a youtube clip nigga.
What's with Returnal and now this Saros game and reviewers loving it so much? It kinda feels like the Control/Alan Wake games. The games are kinda boring but the industry folks can't get enough.
>>738036453>Ok, so Indians aren't all model minority corner store owners. So what are they really like?>Oh.
>>738036301>Who'd a thunk that a game that came out well over a year after PS5 and had a low profile title to begin with didn't sell trillions.Irrelevant. If Bloodborne (which didn’t sell amazingly on PS4) came to PC tomorrow it would sell millions in a heartbeat. Gamers just want good games. I myself tried Returnal, not a terrible game by any stretch but it’s boring and quickly grew old for me
india hate is potentially the most boring and milktoast thing that /v/ has recently been obsessed with
>>738026742>The game is one of the highest-rated of the yearChrist the average person is so so so so so retarded it's actually unreal >t. self aware retard
will science ever be able to create procedurally generated levels that aren't mind-numbingly boring?
>>738026742>Soros
>>738036612that cover lol>why did people not buy our game?
>>738036664I can smell the curry radiating from the post. Even normal people hate india. Nobody likes you people. Are you a plague on the earth and do nothing but lie and steal.
>video games have "stars" nowtime to start reading books again
>>738036664factos
>>738036612If they swapped out the Karen for a beautiful girl like in stellar blade I guarantee you beyond any shadow of a doubt it would have at least tripled sales
>>738036859Gamer to read a book hollowest threat 2026.
>rahul kohli and alanah pearce are a coupleholy BASEDno wonder /v/ is seething hardindian GOD stealing your white women lmao
>>738036995Don't care. Blondes are the niggers of white women.
>>738036453People always had suspicions and knew India was a shit hole but Apu was the floodgate holding everything back
>>738036773I don't even know what that game is supposed to be. Is it a horror game staring an angry lesbian?
>>738027815for me the funniest part is just that he literally took 10 years off his lifespan for a shitty capeshit film
>>738036995>That>WhiteDo Indians really?
>>738036664I get 20 calls a day from dirty fucking pajeets, like yourself, trying to scam me for one thing or another. I really hope your entire subcontinent is wiped off the earth. You and your kind are a blight on humanity.
pffttthahahahAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!white bois getting cucked hard
>>738037192the woman, retard. Not the jeet
>>738036049Kiira VarisShe is Finnish
*sniffffffffffff*white girls smell good
>>738037168QRD? did he get hurt during filming or something?
>>738037473Nta but if you look at his pics it's obviously he was taking roids and hgh. That stuff messes up your heart
>>738036859be honest anon you haven't read a book since being forced to in high school lol
>>738036549This post is extremely low quality.
>>738036364Eternals was released, what, 2021? There were still some optimism for Marvel back then and the guy probably think so too.
Devs are throwing a melty and manually hiding all replies
>>738032771HAHAHAThere is not even a price label on it when everything else has one. He brought his own copy to the store to take that photo.
>>738037431>Finland from the futureSo she's definitely black?
>>738028912he's pretty funny in funhaus vids, that's all I know him from
>>738037740why are you reddit spacing?
>>738036612Bloodborne was not just a 'good' game but had a huge cult following. Returnal was a "just okay" game. Hell, Days Gone was another "just okay" title but it sold pretty well on PC when it showed up. People do want good games and an 'okay' title like Returnal with a less than captivating protag leading into a new story (so its not like there's a huge legacy carrying the title forward etc) is just going to do okay. However, aside from how good or bad a game may be, if you take forever to bring it to PC, you are losing sales. You are losing the "hype, play at launch, stream, I am worried about beign spoiled, I want to talk about it when everyone else hypes it at launch' demographic, and you're also asking players to often pay full price months or years later. Nobody wants to do that for a title that treated them like second class citizens. Also, if the game launched concurrently, then there's a good chance that by that time (ie a year in the future or close to it) it would have gone on increasing sales on PC, leading to more units sold and players wou wouldn't pick it up at launch doing so later - taking a long time to port you delay this at best and cause others just to piss off. Good games are always a factor, but independent there's still the issue of console exclusivity (or platform exclusivity by contract like Epic store faggotry) all being cancer.
>>738035896didnt they ditch all the eternals? I think they did plan to use them for the next few years at least, but nobody liked the movie.
for me, it's the FIFA video he did with funhausand now that i go look for it on their channel i can't find any FIFA videos...i think they took it down...THE FUCKoh well here's another good funhaus rahul videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2TPBjBuRKs
>>738037740have you never been to a game store?
>>738036453the apu thing had nothing to do with it, it started when they started showing up in literally every western country by the millionsthey're hated because people everywhere are now exposed to them, when there was very few of them they were easy to not think about and ignore and they were forced to integrate more
>>738026779I think incel seething should be permanent. And I won.
>>738036453Kitboga and other scam baiting/scam reporting videos did that for me
>>738026742Why is this Saaros shit being pushed so hardIt feels inorganic as fuck
>>738038028It’s not. I barely see any enthusiasm for this game anywhere. The only people actively discussing it seems to be /v/, and it’s just laughing at the dumb story
>>738038028>people are shitting on our game that's literally a movie game with an indian cuck mc>this is inorganic
>>738036371not everyone can be as well known as you, incel, there's only so much room in the spotlight
>>738038028the moment the "man cucks his wife with another man so then his wife becomes a lesbian" spoiler was revealed I knew people will be posting this all week
>>738038110>movie gamethe cut scenes are like 1% of the game. Did you think returnal was a movie game?
>>738036371nobody said 'famous hollywood celebrity' about anyone
>>738026742>>738028589>>738028921>>738029272Every single one involved deserves to die holy shit. Pozz era is dead my fucking ass.
>>738036995>alanah pearceKnown massive whore.
so the MC cheated, and it's implied that his best friend, Seb, was going to tell on him was he cheating on his girl with his best bro? is this two dudes kissing?
>>738026742never heard of this game until today
>>738026742>SAARS YOU GIVE ME A SEVEN??? BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD I FUCK YOUR MOTHER, YOUR SISTER HAVE ONLYFANS
>>738038456and what is this implying? what "lines" were crossed together?
>>738038091>>738038110>>738038192okay maybe I jumped the gun
>>738026742poojeets are subhuman
>>738028589>they used Carcosa and The Yellow King for this
>>738038456>was he cheating on his girl with his best bro? is this two dudes kissing?very important part of indian culture
>>738037846>didnt they ditch all the eternals?yes
>>738027815hes pretty secure if hes using it for his stand up.
>>738038456The women in this game are so ugly it's difficult to tell.
YUO WILL BE PLEASED TO REDEEM VOTE BLADY SAAR
>>738038620they drugged and raped females
>>738028921>Jourmos mock the XBC2 endingFTFY. Why do the journos keep trying to insist that shonenkino, like XB2 and Naruto, is bad while journocore stories, which feature tons of actual cuckoldry, like Saros and TLOU are good? They live in a reality separate from everyone else.
I hope you guys are prepared for 2028 because the lefties are NOT gonna go easy on chuds when they're back in the white house.
It still amuses me that it's universally agreed that racism against Indians is not only accepted, but encouraged. I don't think I've met a cool indian in my life and they have the worst fashion sense ever.
>>738039045>he goes to club with bros>drinking heavy>rapes girls with bros>bro wanted to come clean>kill broi mean, that does check out why he hated being called the same as his dad, cause his dad abused his mom and he feels guilty for abusing females
>>738035989>Ouija: Origin of EvilSIR DO NOT REDEEM THE BOARD GAME
>>738035989Oh just realized why I heard his name recently.
>>738028912It's always angry timmycels lmao
>>738028921It's funny that the devs buck break and cuck a Saar in Saaros but I wouldn't play it.
>>738028589>Players spend the whole game trying to save his wife and she leaves him for a lesbian.Yep, that's a cuck simulator.
>>738038960fuck this bastard for siding with the data center pushers
>>738027290not one good game in here. i would sooner quit playing video games than touch any of this slop played by the fattest, gayest, brownest retards imaginable
>>738036995you can literally see her butthole for free
>>738040056>sides with Israel and data centerThat jeet is your boy, Anon.
Do a barve, bloody benchods. You just don;t understand "artistic integrity" like with the ME3 endings and Veilguard.
Tendies going nuclear right now kek. I guess we know how they’re spending their friday.
>tendies out of nowhereEnjoy your Indian cuck game.
>>738034913I think they did that on purpose due to their hubris. Like they thought their game was such hot shit that it would be able to turn the meaning of the word around.
tendies and snoys deserve eachother
>>738026742I didn't start playing DEI games just because Trump won.
My big White dick inside Alanah
Are the indians really going to defend this game? It's a lose lose for them
>>738032771>not even this jeet bought the game so he had to take a pic in the game storeYeah it's over
>>738037878God I would love it so much if you killed yourself
>gears of cuckoldry, india
>>738029556We ALL had her! He married her!
>>738040187>leftists keep making up people to be mad at
>>738028912They work at Sony. lmao
>>738029272lmao Pajeet got CUKED SO HARD
>>738033752-1,000,000 izzat you get cucked by a black woman
>>738032869>after decades of being mocked for it IGN has discovered numbers other than 8 and 9>this is a conspiracy somehow
>extremely successful actor>retards seething ineffectually on the internet at himYou guys are in a bubble
>>738029993>PS5 exclusivelmao PC guys would hate it or never bother playing this pozzed slop made by pajeets. PS5 is for CUKED pajeets and CUKS
>>738029272Is this even a modern story?Sounds like something in hinduism
>>738028912POV: you're a jeet
>>738027290It's impossible to argue with liberals because they just pretend to not understand what you're saying
>>738027421Wait til you hear about India
>>738030594Did you even play Returnal?
>>738041334>extremely successfulhe's been DEI'd into some prominence since that shit took over in the mid/late-2010s, but he's not even in the ballpark of "extremely successful"
>>738041334Game isn’t even in the first 4 pages of PS store top sellers https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP9000-CUSA02299_00-MARVELSSMGOTY000
>>738029272DO NOT REDEEM THE LESBIANGIVE BACK VAGENE MAAAAAAM!!!!!
>oh no, there are brown people in my bullet hell shooting game that has barely any story at all
>>738027290Where's Bananza?
>>738041487>>738041509You guys know who he's banging? And he's basically in with the Seth Rogan crew, guy is set for life. Plus he can actually act.I feel like you retards believed your own shitposting and are having a mental breakdown because this guy's gonna continue to be a major Hollywood actor.
>>738041487DEI existed in 2000 you're just underaged
You don’t even get a pajeeta, only her illusion after becoming the Yellow Raja in the bad ending LMAO.
>>738041534>that has barely any story at allit's full of story beats, they really tried to make it a cinematic experience with this one
>>738041534>game that has barely any story at all>what little story there is is so shit it brings the whole thing down
>>738041648Saaarrr
>>738041648Returnal was about a self-absorbed twat who let her kid die and beat her elderly mother, but I was like pew pew pew.Saros is about a cucked jeet. Pew pew pew.
>>738036995>pajeet goes after the used up grifted whore, alanah pearcelmao I am not mad at all. It is pathetic. Of course, pajeets have to pick something from the bottom of the barrel. lmao
>>738040741no thanks, i'm enjoying life and living large while making you seethe :^)
>>738041405Built for rape.
>>738041594>You guys know who he's banging?Why would I care?>And he's basically in with the Seth Rogan crewlol>major Hollywood actorlmao>>738041627>DEI existed in 2000 I didn't say it didn't. It wasn't all encompassing until the mid-2010s, which is what I meant by saying it took over.
I'm so tired of hearing about this trash. One way or the other.
>>738041405Yh getting white mens left overs and making up fake stories about white woman yep jeet men are so amazing bro
>>738026826It's spelled behenchod.They really get upset when you know this.
>>738041941Enjoy being an irrelevant person with no renown crying on the net, I guess, blud
>>738042020bloody blatard! you are the fucking!
>>738041594that all sounds pretty horrible actually. I wouldn't want to be around Alanah Pearce just for the fact shes a Twitch streamer. or Seth Rogen or his 'crew'.
>>738042051Rahul is that you? Why did they let your character get cucked by a lesbian?
>>738026779This.
>>738034850yes saars
>>738039047narutard
>>738042051You sound extremely angry for some reason, lmao
>>738039141YWDS
>>738026742If there is one singular thing I trust in game journalism it's that a AAA is absolute dogshit when IGN gives it a 7. Not a 6 or a 5 or an 8, just the IGN 7.
>>738041594Uh oh jeet melty
>>738038456The MC cheated on his wife with whores from a brothel. I think there's implications his friend was gay for him, but I don't think he reciprocated.
>>738031689>in the indian subcontinent there's two types, the cow fucking or the cousin fucking. Both rape and eat shit
>>738029363THEY WERE ON A BREAK
>>738039141How is that any different from before
>>738029272Actually surprised they didn't do this to a white protagonistBased?
Indians hate this because of the cuck memes or they love it because it has an indian protagonist?
Waiting for /mybro/ to play this
>>738028164>shrouded in the cloak of historical deniabilityIn the digital age where people can actively document things in India like the sexual assaults, the pollution and the literal shit-eating, I don't actually doubt that there were people who truly believed being crushed by the Jagganath would bring them more happiness.
>>738026779Well maybe all of you faggots should stop clicking em????? And bumping it with your replies then this one's already at 400 you idiotic pieces of shit Twitter screenshots always get attention because all of you for some fucking reason can't help but reply, wanna kill these threads off? APATHY NIGGA, ignore it so it goes to page 10But nooo you niggas love replying to these threads, you guys just love it, you sluts, you fucking whores, you fucking faggots
>>738026779Based
>>738030026This isn't even close to fed posting you insufferable faggot
>>738033425Happy 10th anniversary of Playstation becoming an American company.
How does his wife's wife feel about it?
>>738028997a 10/10 in india has bleached skin, nice try
>>738029272People are talking about the story, but what about the fact that you have to play as a cheater. Who the fuck wants that?
>>738041334man was literally playing games on youtube in a group channel
>>738041405>>738028912>>738035983I remember her lying about GoW writing credentials, stealing art and passing it off as her own, lying about gook developers crying at Geoffs show and generally being annoying. What else did she do?
>>738026742I'm starting to think IGN is based with how butthurt they make everyone these days.
>>738041334>extremely successful actorWho? >retards seethingThe guy who is butthurt over getting a 7/10?
I only play games with White people in them.
>>738026742An 88 is high now?
>>738028912>indianCHADS easily get white women>chuds can't LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>738026779TRVKE
>>738045897Yes. Under 80 = badOver 90 = shilled
>>738045974I wish obvious pasta/ritual threads got banned too.
>>738044310She's the one who gets you the true ending by lecturing you
Is this another Concord or just some random fuck ass sony game doing weird shit nobody asked for?
>>738046412Concord is chudhole slop
>>738041410So everyone on /v/ is a liberal?
>>738046412It's way lower budget.
>>738041410Why do liberals have higher IQs than conservatives then?We know what you're trying to get atwe just reject the premise which your retard mind doesn't get
There was no reason to sink this game with such a stupid, ridiculous story. It's gameplay is perfect but the DEI plot is so fucking bad it reads like a parody, or Housemarque being spiteful to Sony.
>>738026742reminder that this game is literally a 1:1 represntation of the Indian male cuckoldery culturethe man killed his wife to be cucked and married to a lesbian
>>738026742SAAAAAROS! DO THE NEEDFUL!
>>738047000>gameplay is perfectsee >>738035387I find the gameplay to be worse than Returnal in just as many ways as it improves upon Returnal. To add to that list >health bars on every enemy add to the bullet sponge-y-ness, the same way they make gunplay in Destiny or Cyberpunk less satisfying >visually less clear terrain makes it so you die by falling into an abyss a lot more often >lack of consumables removes an element of strategy and flexibility >melee is a lot weaker in general and usually can't one-hit kill enemies besides turrets, which heavily discourages close range combat >less variety in the biome visuals so far, everything is mostly composed of some shade of grey
>>738047061what is indian male cuckoldry culture you retard? its a literal 3rd world country with arranged marriages and nobody else except other indians
>>738026742Is he going to own the chuds when this only sells 10,000 copies?
>>738030047sounds like IGN review baitshame it didn't work lmao
>>738036112>Returnal came to PC and sold pretty mediocre numbersThat's what happens when you sell your game years after its original releasepic rel: that's what happens when you sell it on launch day; Marathon, for example, sold quite well for the same reason
>>738049067>That's what happens when you sell your game years after its original release>pic rel: that's what happens when you sell it on launch day; Marathon, for example, sold quite well for the same reasondishonest retard logic. Helldivers is an online game that requires PSN+ on top of buying the actual game on PS5. Probably the same reason Marathon sold more on PC compared to the PS5. Returnal is a very well reviewed game that was pirated day one on PC.PC is a very unreliable platform.>>738036014>/V/ is just mad that Saros won't come to PC.a lot of the twitter screens come from a sony hating spanish account
>>738049580You don't get it, retard. The thing is, both games sold pretty well on PC and PS5 because it was available from day oneIf you released Saros, Intergalactic, and Wolverine on PC day one, I guarantee they'd sell like crazyBut you can't expect to sell the same amount, or more, for $70 games months or years after their release. Take Death Stranding 2 as an example. But we already know what Sony chose to do with its PC releasesBut sure, you’re the smart one who loves to kiss Sony’s ass, so you come out with your retarded arguments as if they were the absolute truth
>>738049580>well reviewed game that was pirated day one on PC.>Cyberpunk 2077>Elden Ring>Starfield>PalworldSilent Hill 2 Remake>Silent Hill F>Clair Obscur: Expedition 33>Kingdom Come: Deliverance II>Hollow Knight: Silksong>Nioh 3>It Takes Two>Split FictionAll those games came without DRM, just like Returnal, and they were well-reviewedThey all sold millions of copies; you can look it up if you don't believe meYour argument that piracy is to blame is stupid
this shit is gonna get astroturfed as hell here
>>738035038That is not what cucking means you idiot.
