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Name it
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>>738108112
goyim-coded thread.
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elden ring
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Silksong
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>>738108112
Typically if a game sucks to play I think it sucks no matter how popular it is. The closest example is DMC4 because I like it but have about a dozen massive qualifications for that. Maybe if it was more shit on, I would be more critical of it.
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>>738108171
I really hate I'm forced to agree with this. If you are over 25 and falling for slop, you deserve what you get.

Most slop is barely mentioned 2 years later
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>>738108112
I don't succumb to peer pressure from people I've never met and never will. I enjoy what I like and don't enjoy what I don't
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>>738108287
except 4chan
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>>738108230
*If you are over 10
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Whatever happened to peer pressure being considered a bad thing?
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>>738108112
kotor 2
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>>738108326
Gatekeeping is the bad thing now.
>dude you're totally hogging the drugs! let me have some!
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These games arent called fomo for nothing they're all abandoned quickly enough that you can play something else for a few weeks while their life cycle is played out
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>>738108321
Extremely optimistic. Especially considering 15-23 year olds are top targets for "buy now goyim, all cool kids are"
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Sekiro fr
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>>738108112
I'm not a zoomer
I'm still playing factorio for the 20th time and RTS games for the singleplayer. And I love it.
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>>738108112
Not a single instance, I'm not a cuck, I like to form my own opinions and follow my own instincts based on my personal taste.

And as such I completely ignore fotm slop unless it specifically interest me.
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>>738108112
Me gaslighting myself into liking a game because oldfags like it and they'll accuse you of being a zoomer tourist if you don't.
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just fought the golden dragon
jesus christ this game is such a fucking mess
i literally cannot understand where anyone would have had any fun with it, at any point
every aspect of the gameplay is fucking lazy and incoherent, you have one million different gameplay mechanics and none of them serve to make the game more fun
it would be better if it was literally like 15% the size and they figured out what the fuck they want the game to be, but right now its 1% of 500 games, and none of it works
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>>738108112
zelda and yakuza games
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>>738108326
It can be a good thing. The tribalistic people looking out for each other telling the stupid one not to eat a certain variety of berries or to stop crying because it attracts Eursasian cave hyenas. But it only works in a vacuum. Peer pressuring someone to like some piece of media or to agree with the next flavor-of-the-month, reddit hottake is detrimental to expression and new ideas.
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>>738108112
Bloodborne is mid and I will not gaslight myself into thinking its some masterpiece
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>>738108112
Deltatroon
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You faggots spend more time talking about shit you hate that games you like
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>>738108112
this meme dropped right after silksong didn't it
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>>738108112
I did this all the time in my edgy teenage contrarian days.
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>>738108546
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words certainly break yours lmao
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Dragon's Dogma
Undertale
Cyberpunk 2077
Satisfactory
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Right now it's Obra Dinn

It's not a bad game, I just needed to play something that wasn't too mentally intensive that I could half-ass but this isn't it. I wish I could warp to death cutscenes I've already seen from the book instead of having to physically return to the area. Some of the manners of death are also vague enough. The captain tells the gunner to ready the firing squad of four who shoot at the guy, but who counts as the killer here?
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>>738108112
Pregnant.
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>>738108112
this is exactly why marathon is still clinging to life just barely
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>>738108112
Literally any of these awful, roguelike friendslop games that my friends bitch and bitch at me to play with them.
They always have the shittiest design or are lazy asset flips with a wacky pitch that always falls flat
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>>738108112
MGS
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I tried this with Elden Ring, did two and a half playthroughs before realising that I was right in my first assessment that Elden Ring is a different game depending on if you're willing to abuse certain systems (i.e., jumping heavy attacks).

The average normalfag loves it because of the combination of the game being open world slop the sheer accessibility of being able to run to their favourite youtuber posting some gay-ass minmax build that trivialises all actual gameplay.

The popularity of Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3 and now Elden Ring have done such irreparable damage to the franchise it's unreal.
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Why do you spineless cowards pretend to like something because it's popular, instead of just, skipping and saying "not interested"?
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>>738108112
I'm tired of zoomer faggotry.
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>>738108112
life
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>>738108112
Not quite the same but pic related is the closest I can think of. I knew I wouldn't like it that much going into the game, but I was still somehow dissapointed with it. I tried to tell myself it was just the shitty fanbase that made me want to hate it, so I gave it an honest attempt, but after finishing all three endings I still just think it's a shitty game with terrible writing.
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>>738108571
I'm going to pick this up in 18 months time at a 75% off sale when they enter their inevitable 2.0 soft re-release. These devs do not have a clue what system cohesion means and their constant patching to just add whatever random bullshit they feel like proves this.
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>>738109058
Shit forgot pic
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>>738108740
>Dragon's Dogma
>everyone says it's peak
What world are you living in? Because the one I'm in, it's routinely shit on.
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>>738108112
Why the fuck would you gaslight yourself?
I did, however, run into a few dogshit games that everyone on the internet is praising to high heavens. Chrono Nigger, Xenogears, Final Fantasy XIV, Blue Prince etc.
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>>738108546
Only a zoomie tourist would fall for it
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>>738109162
>Chrono Nigger
lol
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>>738108112
any game made by Kojima
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>>738108112
Why would I do that? If I pretend to like something I can no longer ruin the "fun" someone else is having with it.
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>>738109152
I dont know
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>>738109194
No see after the beach I just noped.
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someone else beat me to the punch with more hours >>738108571 why did you do that to yourself
I think the only point I can give it is that it isn't insistent on flashing things in your face constantly, it's a very self-motivated AAA game in a sea of dailies, handholding and non-stop waypoints
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>>738108112
God Hand
>>738108740
>Dragon's Dogshit
YES. Holy fuck what a terrible game. The very definition of Kusoge.
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>>738109059
the weird thing is, the random patching is largely huge improvements

real storage, item locking, boss refights, difficulty settings, pets, more mounts
all of it is good things, but the game is just so fundamentally weird and disconnected
what does the stab do?
>combo move
>command grab
>interrupt hyper armor
>has block frames
>used for block turning puzzles
>used to break certain puzzle items
>used to dodge into waterfalls
this is enough function to be THE ONLY attack he has
why the fuck does he have fucking 9 attacks
why does he have like 6 different bow attacks?
why does he have dedicated buttons for unarmed attacks, even when you have a weapon out?
why do we have multiple overlapping systems for things like "puzzle and overworld hints"
why are there so many unexplained mechanics with literally every single move and ability in the game
>zero tooltips for boss fights that are designed explicitly and only for the "projectile catch and return" magic ability
>zero indicator where to get elements
>force punch combo 3rd hit has an insane 60 meter AOE that blows enemies back as ragdolls
>sword light glint explicitly says it blinds opponents, but they will cancel out of blind stun to do things like block your attacks or dodge and attack you instantly
>enemies regularly have 7 hit unblockable combos
>fucking tree attack can one hit kill bosses
>holding down roll spams it on cooldown with 1 frame of vulnerability
>oongka's jetpack is a missable quest
>upgrading camp and getting more item slots is convoluted and poorly explained
>every location has a chest, but no way of knowing what items you'll get
>no way of directly chasing stronger abyss gears
>no way of directly chasing stronger weapons with strong stat profiles at high upgrade levels
>no way of directly chasing new armor/fashion
>only one character has infinite projectiles
>skill points not shared between characters
>but health/stamina/magic is shared
etc.
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>>738108112
Can't think of an example. On the contrary, I decided to give Hogwarts Legacy a chance (for $5) despite being aware of all the problems people had pointed out in prior threads.
It's rare that I drop games early but it really had not a single thing going on that was driving me to play the game after the first ~10ish hours. No NPC interactions, no character progression, mediocre quests. I can usually finish a game if it has even a single thing to progress towards but this game is actually nothing.
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>>738109381
>i fucking hate good gameplay
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>>738108112
BG3. JK, I didn't like it.
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>>738108112
valheim, shit is just too tedious for no reason
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>>738109528
None of the gameplay in Dragon's Dogshit is good, lol
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>everyone says a game is good
>assume it's shit becasue most of them are shills and/or people saying they like the game to fit in
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>>738108571
Crazy how fast everyone moved on from this
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>>738108112
Pathfinder, took 200 hours of me trying to figure out what I was missing than it hit. Greatest series ever. I dont blame the haters st all though.
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>>738108403
He's saying anyone over 10 shouldn't be falling for that tactic, and it's pathetic that there are adults now that still do.
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>>738110075
For the opposite Humankind. I really liked that game and Ive never seen a positive post ever on it. That said I played it after all the DLCs and patches snd it was still kind of hanky, but fun.
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>Deus Ex be like >>738110015
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>>738108112
I literally don't do that shit, I fucking hate Dark souls, I hate elden ring, I hate expedition 33, and i hate all gachas.
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>>738108571
same
the game is just not great. i don't think it's even awful, but it's just strikingly average. it feels like a quantity over quality type of game.
and the people who defend this game on the board seem very vehement on "you just haven't played enough"
only played 10 hours? "you're still in the tutorial"
only played 30 hours? "you're barely out of the tutorial"
somehow got to 100 fucking hours? "you haven't scratched the surface"
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>To know the vintage and quality of a wine one need not drink the whole cask. It must be perfectly easy in half an hour to say whether a book is worth anything or worth nothing. Ten minutes are really sufficient, if one has the instinct for form. Who wants to wade through a dull volume? One tastes it, and that is quite enough-- more than enough, I should imagine.
-Oscar Wilde
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>>738108112
CRIMSON DESERT

HOLY FUCK I FELL FOR IT
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Dwarf Fortress
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>>738108112
For most people, it's E33.
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>>738108112
VTMB
Thief 1
Demon Souls
Ninja Gaiden Black
Okami
Dead space 2
Mass Effect 2
Halo 3
FF10
Oblivion
Hitman...
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>>738110403
you have some abhorrent taste
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>>738110403
I think this game is more your speed
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>>738108194
SPBP
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Fromsoftware games
I just don't find them compelling as this board shills them to be.
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>>738109986
Spoken like a true rollslop consoomer
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>>738110240
it is "quantity over quality" but it is defo below average
the game feels like shit to play most of the time, and the absolute vast majority of players get through every encounter by spamming healing items
the game is set up this way because you get so much passive food income just by setting up camp missions, if you check back EVER you can make literally hundreds of items that heal 30/60/100% of your hp
some of the bosses are just insanely bad design, some of the ones near the end of the game, like chapter 10/11/12, like the big tanks in the castles are just the worst dogshit you've ever seen in your life
>big tank where literally all it does is spam giant AOE bombs in a circle around it constantly
>if you run out of range it shoots endless volleys of homing rockets that knock you around
>no way to stun it, no way to interrupt it, it will constantly try and ram you and interrupt you out of any attack you are doing
>environment is flooded with little annoying flying enemies that spam projectile chip damage at you that respawn endlessly

but shit like this show up ALL OVER the place
if its not literally beating your face into a brick wall its a boss that instantly teleports on top of you with a frame 0 attack
or its hundreds of enemies that you have to kill for one single settlement
or one that spawns a projectile underneath you with no start up

like, the game is easy as fuck because you can just hold the dodge button down and eat food with impunity, but if you couldnt do literally that specifically no one would be able to finish the game, it would be harder than shadow of the erdtree because its so fucking unfinished and non functional
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>>738110515
They have some top tier art direction, level design, atmosphere, exploration, environmental storytelling. Their appeal does NOT lie in their gameplay. Have you played Dark Souls 1?
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Holy shit you zoomers are pitiful
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>>738110604
I'm not a fan of their art design nor storytelling. I have already played DS1 and wasn't that impressed.
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personally, I enjoyed Dragon's Dogma
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>>738110515
Maybe it was a "had to be there" kind of thing. Demon's Souls, and then especially Dark Souls, were beloved by everyone for making actually difficult games that don't hold your hand or bog you down with 3 hours of unskippable tutorials, just like back in the good old days. Though I will admit that by the time Dark Souls 3 came out, as much as I loved the "Souls" formula, I still developed Souls fatigue and I would no longer consider them games that I like that much.
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>>738110905
I agree. They stood out a lot at release because of the gaming landscape. Nowadays I like them less because I've already mastered the difficulty, so I'm left with kinda lackluster gameplay.
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Uhm, none? I only lay videogames I personally enjoy. I don't care what anyone else says.
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>>738110606
The consequence of being oversocialized and thinking 4chan retards are role models you should emulate
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>>738108112
black souls but really any rpgmaker game
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>>738108112
wow, it must suck to be normalcattle
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>>738108112
i don't do that because i am not an npc or a retard, i can see if A or B game iis garbage from downtown
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>>738108326
When everyone got peer pressured to believing it's a good thing.
You're brownjewtrannyniggersaar if you disagree.
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>>738110437
I don't like any of those games tho
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>>738108112
I have never done this because I do not need to pretend to like things to fit in, disagreements about the hobby is perfectly fine and normal. I was getting into arguments in high school when Skyrim dropped because I thought it was a bad RPG, still hung out with my friends constantly we just liked different games.
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>>738108112
Elder Scrolls
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>>738108613
>this moron compare tribalism back then in order to survive with playing games
hahaha, that shit will make sense only if you're extremely alone and your only friends are some online npc's who play goyslop of the month
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dark souls 2
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Breath of the Wild god damn this game was fucking trash
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Goddamn the amount of people taking the bait and saying "hurr durr I can think for myself". You faggots think you're so special yet you're all falling for the bait and responding the same way like a bunch of npcs.
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>>738108194
SPBP. Anything fromsoft really.
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>>738108112
All Death Stranding fans
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>>738111528
they are unironically the same as "but i did have breakfast this morning" niggers
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>>738108326
Peer preasure from logical people is good.
Peer preasure from emotional people is bad.
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>>738111502
Elden Ring was going to get the most votes because it's the best bait but if we're being honest it's this right here, one of the shittiest games I've ever played.
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>>738111528
you are the only person here who seems very concerned about being special anon
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>>738111597
you need to play more games then, because there is an ocean of much shittier garbage out there.
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>>738111561
2 of them.
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>>738108112
expedition 33
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>>738111656
While true there is something uniquely painful about an open world game that runs at 20 fps at 360p with that heinous UI.
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>>738111603
>n-no u!
Lmao get fucked
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>>738108112
Every damn souls-like, I can't stand this soap-footed magnet-attack bullshit.
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>>738111715
>I would never answer the same as all you NPCs!
>nooo don't point out I am doing the thing I am accusing you of doing!!!!!
ok man
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>>738108112
I don't think I've ever done this before, who does this?
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>>738111709
I think your problem is that you're trying to play ER on the same machine you played Dark Souls 1 on anon, there's plenty of problems with ER that aren't performance related you could've outlined but you went with the one thing is easily solved with better hardware.
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>>738108112
Outer Wilds
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>>738111820
I was talking about BoTW on the Switch bro not Elden Ring
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>>738111776
>nooo don't point out I am doing the thing I am accusing you of doing!!!!
Buddy, I'm justing taking the piss because I saw the same response 50 times and thought it was funny
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>>738111853
ok so cut everything before the first comma and the point still stands, emulating the game has been very easy for awhile now even ignoring the switch 2 port.
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>>738108112
Any Nintender game.
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>>738111905
yeah I'm taking the piss out of you posting about how you think everyone here thinks they're a snowflake while acting like you're better than people you label as NPCs.
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>>738108194
This. Gave up after 40 hours and not having fun.
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>>738112008
>no you again
Fucking hell you just cant admit that you got baited, can you? So what, no one is allowed to call retarded people retarded now?
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>>738108112
Windrose
I'm playing it hoping my friends get the urge to play any of the 100 better survival games.
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>>738112183
I suppose so given your reaction to me pointing out your hypocrisy
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>>738112243
>calling someone out for failing for bait is just as bad as failling for the bait
This is how idiotic you sound
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>>738112304
>I'm not like other 4channelers, I don't fall for bait heh fuckin snowflake NPCs
ok man
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>>738108112
Doesn't exist. I don't give a shit what other people like. If it aligns with my taste, I consider it a happy accident. If not, oh well.
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>>738112304
I'm impressed I managed to misspell falling twice in two different ways lmao
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>>738110075
you mean the rpg system or the video games?
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>>738112338
Nigga none of that changes the fact that you're a retarded cattle that fell for the bait
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>>738112396
>heh I'll never fall for that! - man who is walking into a rake and getting hit in the face repeatedly
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>>738112421
Genuinely what are you talking about? You seriously have a bad case of the "must have the last (you)"
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>>738112458
>man too stupid to understand he's being baited talks about being unbaitable
guess the ol walking into the rake gag is before your time eh kiddo?
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>>738112524
>I was merely pretending to be retarded the whole time!
You are one desperate nigger.
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>>738112610
I accept your concession
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>>738112610
brother got baited by no u's and he's calling anyone else retarded
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>>738112597
I claim the one on the left
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>>738108112
Pic related is mine
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>>738112669
>calling a no u a no u is "falling for it"
Sure thing my guy
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>>738108112
Closest fit would be nioh 2 I guess. I saw it through to credits just hoping there would be a single interesting boss fight in the whole game. There wasn't. Khazan had the same dogshit "mission" fodder gameplay but at least it had some good bosses.

I always knew there was a bifurcation in the 3rd person melee focused action genre between an audience that prefers the enemy never poses a threat and an audience that prefers the enemies to provide a substantial challenge. Games like nioh 2 tried to muddy the water with high enemy damage output without addressing the base issue. You don't judge a game's gameplay feel solely on enemy offensive output, far far more important is move variety. Also it should not be trivial for your player character to touch of death enemies. The worst of all worlds is a fighting game input combo touch of death chain. That isn't a skilled expression, it's muscle memory autistic rote memorization.
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Pokopia
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>>738112662
You're just cycling through the playback now, huh?
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>>738108112
Deadlock.
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>>738108112
Bioshock. Except that I didn't gaslight myself into liking it. I told everyone it was mediocre when it came out.
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>>738112728
>he replied to another no u
interesting
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>>738112783
Bioshock is a bloodborne situation. People are/were enamored by the setting and aesthetic to the point of overlooking the mediocre for the genre gameplay.
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>>738112802
>Baiter baits a baiter into baiting more
Come on now, you're making this too easy
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>>738112864
way better than fallout 3 thobeit
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>>738108112
re4
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>>738108112
When I was a kid I had convinced myself I liked sonic heroes and forced myself to replay it a bunch. Every time I'd get bored out of my mind but someone I still convinced myself it was worth it.
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>>738110905
>Maybe it was a "had to be there" kind of thing. Demon's Souls, and then especially Dark Souls, were beloved by everyone for being baby's first non-movie game.
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morrowind
i even beat the entire game and all i could think was 'that was kind of ass'
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>>738108112
MGQ
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>>738113435
Retard.
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>>738108112
None, retard. Learn to form your own opinions.
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>mfw forcing myself to boot up marvel rivals again because its the only thing me and one other friend have in common and she insists i get to her rank
im a tankfag too. just pure fucking suffering
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>>738108112
Kingdom Come Deliverance. I'm trying my best, but frustration and boredom overtakes joy.
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>>738108112
Souls games
>>738108194
somehow ER was the one I actually liked, granted I really should play DS3 a bit longer
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>>738110403
(You)
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why not just play games you know you'll like wtf
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>>738108194
TRVKE
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Donkey Kong Bananza.
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>>738108112
Any roguelike or metroidvania
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>>738108194
this
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>>738110515
>Anon said, while posting a Black Souls image.
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>autists ITT taking 'giving a game extra chances even after initial disinterest' to mean 'i literally forced myself to be happy while playing a dogshit game for 300 hours'
Never change, /v/.
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>>738108112
While I don't gaslight myself into saying I like them, I will always force myself to finish a game even if I dislike it. I hate dropping games and I like being able to adequately contribute to video game discussions on culturally relevent games. Does that make me a retard?
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Blue Prince. Holy fuck that shit sucked balls. I really wanted to like it but a metroidvania puzzle game is retarded game design.
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>>738108112
The entire Mega Man franchise
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>>738108112
Sheep mentality
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>>738114083
You gotta know, personally I wouldn't put myself through a shit game just for the sake of discussion. Only game I kept playing against all odds was FF2 because I'm an FFfag. Obviously don't drop a game at the first inconvenience but if you're not feeling it at some point you should just cut your losses.
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>>738110182
>Humankind
I member playing that game in co-op on release day and right when an enemy tribe is attacking my bro and I send units over to help, they fall through the map and disappear. I've never heard of a game like this delete your units, but my friend got chopped, we were both laughing at how shit the game was, and uninstalled it right there.
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>>738114258
>Obviously don't drop a game at the first inconvenience but if you're not feeling it at some point you should just cut your losses
I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm at 1000+ games beaten at this point and I can count the games I've dropped on one hand.
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>>738108194
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>>738108112
My lights are electric.
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>>738108112
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>>738108112
I'm not retarded. I play only what I like and want to play.
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>>738108112
Does falling for the "it gets good 10 hours on" meme count?
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>>738108326
when they realized the power it holds to influence whatever narrative they want.
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>>738108112
>>738115609
I played Okami for 12 hours and it still was a insanely bad parody of any tiny nitpick people ever had about Zelda games. I do get thinking it was a blast as naruto obsessed ps2 kid that did not know actual good gamedesign and spurted thick ropes from the Artstyle, Japan but goddamn is this game bad. I refuse to give it any more of my time even if all the wankers say it "gets good 60 hours in bro it's s hype please trust"
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>>738112137
Same but 200 and DLC
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>>738108112
None because I'm not an NPC
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Nier Automata...the OST is kino and I love the ass, but the combat is so fucking bad, I just can't enjoy that game at all
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>>738109381
holy motherfucking mother of bad taste. I bet your favourite game is asscreed or red dead redemption or whatever normie shit jews shit on your plate. Disgusting. Utterly and completely disgusting.
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>>738116113
>claims to not be an npc
>responds to the bait in the OP the same exact way as 20 others in the thread
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>>738116235
>my personality is falling for a 15 year old /v/ meme
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>>738108112
cs2
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>>738108112
No one actually lives like this right? No one is this much of a braindead golem piece of shit subhuman, right?
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>>738110905
This. Though for me it was already DS2. Loved DS1 that I got 2 on release. It put me off souls games for a good ten years.
Replayed 1 last summer and had a blast while I was returning to form.
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>>738111528
>be a fucking retard
>get called a retard by everyone who is not a retard
>hurr durr npcs
You're a fucking retard too
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>>738116912
>stopped at DS2
I thought Bloodborne was the best PvE Souls game, so if you haven't played that one yet you need to.
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>>738116294
>what is 1+1?
>and don't say 2!
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Okay fellas, which game?
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>>738108112
>zelda series
>bloodborne and all the rest of em
>undertale and deltatroon
>hollowknight

except I don't gaslight myself i just drop them

zelda is childish, or rather, it is only compelling if you've never played anything else before
fromsoft games are torture, I don't like anything about them, sorry.
undertale has good music. zelda doubly so actually. Still though, Undertale felt subversive and radiated a bad aura. its fanbase seem like victims of something so I'm glad I dropped it.
and hollowknight is just a terrible metroidvania and I can confidently say that because I've played many, whereas HK and silksong fans seem like they have played very few and so are easily impressed.
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>>738108112
You mean "convincing" yourself?
You speak like a retard.
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>>738108112
I want to say Expedition 33, but I know people will just attack me. And the crazy thing is that I don't hate it, I thought it was decent. But winning every single award, 10/10s across the board, people saying their life will never be the same... I mean really? The fuck? For a couple months I thought I must be missing something, and I convinced myself that I liked it more than I did. It's just a decent game, but not an ounce more than that.
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>>738109478
you sound like a whiny faggot thats mad because its not another game he likes with half the shit he complains about in other games but overlooks it
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>>738108112
I really tried to like e33
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>>738108326
After the long march through the institutions, social pressure is how most of the recent ""progress"" was imposed and internalized by malleable normalfags so opposing it now means you're Hitler.
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I'm definitely too old for that shit these days. I just drop a game if I don't really like it, maybe give it one more chance later.
Only exception is some multiplayer games just because I want to talk and do stuff with my friends and family that moved away and it's worth playing a game I don't like very much over.
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>>738108112
Mass Effect 2
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>>738117762
This is the correct opinion. E33 is just the single most astroturfed game in the entire world. Officially more astroturfed than the tranny + jew game, TLoU2, since E33 is the only game that has ever won more awards than TLoU2.

Like you said, it's a decent game, but it's not this revolutionary masterpiece 10/10 """indie""" game that should have won every single video game award that has ever been created. I don't think any video game is so good that it needs to win every single award ever.
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>>738117762
Video games are just so bad nowadays that a half-decent game with actual passion behind it and not a cashgrab is viewed as a 10/10 masterpiece
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>>738117998
Blame other devs for making trashy cash grabs consistently.
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>>738118069
No.
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>>738117762
I won't attack you. Honestly it might finally be the game to dethrone FF7 for me after almost 20 years since playing it so that's how much I love it, but there was obviously some astroturfing and people have different tastes.
That said this board (world, really) is filled with subhumans and bad actors, so someone might.
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>>738118087
I'm gonna assume you're a butt blasted tendie, kojimafag or FFshitmake faggot that's upset his shitty cashgrab didn't win any awards
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I've played Dark Souls 1, 2, 3 and Bloodborne and I think the people who love this shit have a piece of their fucking gray matter missing.

There's something wrong with you if you sincerely love this shit.
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>>738118189
>schizo babble
All of your schizophrenia is incorrect. And why are you getting mad at me, but not the guy I was replying to? I already said E33 is a decent game, I don't understand why you're going schizo. A decent game, but easily the most astroturfed game of all time, and certainly not deserving of every single award. Objectively more shilled than TLoU2.
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>>738118236
How can you play four (4) souls games if you think they're bad?
And then complain OTHER people are missing parts of their brains?
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>>738118278
I didn't buy them? I played them for about an hour or two a piece? Strange cope you got going here.
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>>738118278
Definitely has:
>"This game sucks, don't play it"
>time on record: 4,000 hours
vibes
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>>738118317
Ahhhh so you just got filtered, now I understand.
You're definitely missing part of your brain.
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>>738118324
Quit replying to your own posts.
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>>738118373
>Quit replying to your own posts.
Never have, never will.
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>>738118353
You seem upset.
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>Missing the #
KEK
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Lies of Pee. It wasn't that popular, of course, but still, I am trying, man...
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>>738118418
Yes, retards upset me
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>>738108112
OP I think you should genuinely kill yourself. You're a weak-willed low-desirability person, a cattle to your overlords, a textbook goyim. Death is your only salvation.
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>>738118473
Then close your mouth
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>>738108112
Everyone who has ever played Shitsident Evil
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>>738118416
Uh yeah, I think your post is mine actually
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>>738108112
Infinite survivor games like Vampire Survivors or Risk of Rain 2, sure I sinked around 30-40 hours in both games but I realized most of my runs were about clenching my ass and being stressed playing it. And the worst part is most of these games are only fun if you play with meta builds that are foolproof instant-win category.I don't want to go to sleep with a high blood pressure after my 12 hour shift. But I guess it's just not my speed to play stuff like this anymore.
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>>738108112
Minecraft
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>>738108112
hearthstone battlegrounds
arc raiders
final fantasy 10
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I guess that post hit a little too close to home for him.
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Why do Fromies get so butthurt that they take pictures of their posts and then photoshop the (You)s and #s out of them?

Seems pretty pathetic.
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>>738117762
yes games of expedition 33's quality used to come out literally every single month 20-25 years ago during the PS2 era but nowadays things are so grim that what used to be the standard is now really fucking special, the industry is fucked.
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>>738108112
Hollow Knight. I played to the end trying to see what everyone like so much about it, I don't think I'm ever touching the second one.
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What "#s" is this schizo even talking about?

Is that third worlder phoneposter shit?
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>>738108112
Fallout New Vegas
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>>738118815
Yeah, phoneposts get a # after the post number.
So he's at the very least a dumb phoneposter who has apparently never done anything but phoneposting.
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>>738117762
This >>738118038, it also helps that it feels like what Final Fantasy used to be back when it was still good. What would've been average in the past is now GOTY-worthy unfortunately.
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Every Mario, Mario adjacent and Kirby game
Mount and Blade
Devil Daggers
Space Marine 2
Uma Musume
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>>738118891
it feels better than ff7 to me, but i never considered ff7 that great to begin with. i agree with him that its overrated. good, but really overrated
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>>738111838
this
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>>738118887
>who has apparently never done anything but phoneposting.
I can't even imagine using my phone as my computer, 100% of the time.
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>>738118980
Me neither. I actually get very irritated anytime I have to do something by phone, especially if it's some browser based responsively designed shit.
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>>738108194
this just shows me how tastes can vary, I love Elden Ring and sank 500+ hrs into it, I enjoy just riding the nhorse and walking around doing nothing but admiring the amazing art sometimes to0, and I'll never get tired of trying to find new unique build combinations I like. The only criticism I have is that there's not more of it, I was really looking forward to the rumors of that Godfrey DLC where we visited the lands where he was exiled to.
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>>738118980
>>738119069
>I sit at my computer all day
We KNOW shutin incel fatty
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Do people who complain that every game is shit nowadays even play videogames? We've had some god awful years like 2024 but last year was pretty good and this one has been alright as well.
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>>738108112
Elden ring
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>>738119160
This year is stacked. Gaming is saved for now.
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>>738119127
I wish phoneposters were disallowed from posting. This site really started going downhill when phoneposting first became a thing. Notice how you're a phoneposter who has literally never posted from your computer (probably because you don't have one) and you're doing nothing except shitposting and being a schizo. You are the average phoneposter.
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>>738119225
Okay, fatty. Get a job.
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>>738108112
good thing I don't think like that. If I don't like a game, I have no problem uninstalling it and say what I think.
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>>738119225
Even better: Phone captchas are way simpler because they're the better goys
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The same way you faggots bitch about stupid shit like "reddit spacing" I'll never understand why you choose to hyperfixate on posting from a phone being some kind of sacrilegious faux pas.

I've used this website for going on twenty years, 4chan isn't "muh sekrit club" anymore. You're probably all fucking election tourists too.

You're both trying waaaay too fucking hard to try and fit in. Go outside, fatty.
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>>738119286
forgot to name the games:
re4 remake
crimson desert
death stranding 2
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>>738108112
Crimson Desert, Cyberpunk 2077 and RDR2
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stalker
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>>738119450
That came out 9 years before 4chan launched.
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>>738119375
What does being an oldfag (or in your case: pretending to be) have to do with being a dumb phoneposter? There are real, objective arguments for phoneposting being bad, and it has been discussed time and time again.
Nevermind there finally being studies released that show a detrimental effect of smartphones and social media on everything.

tl;dr: kys fucking retard
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>>738119496
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>>738119308
Not possible. Mine are just 1 very easy one. When they first changed, it was like 3-5 "hard" ones, but now it's just 1 easy one. I'd imagine if you did nothing but phonepost, then eventually the same thing would happen.
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>>738119496
what?
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baldurs gate 3. i just cannot get into ultra-generic fantasy worlds like this. i find it aesthetically garish and the dialogue oozes of tumblr theater kid energy. i simply cant get into it. i like fantasy, just not DnD, I guess.
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>There are real, objective arguments for phoneposting being bad
Are they in this thread with us!? I hope (You) fuck up somehow and catch a perma on your computer IP address.
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>>738108112
I'm trying to remember such a case and can't find it. I sometimes love popular games, sometimes I hate them, sometimes I like them but don't see the reason for them to be THAT hyped, and I don't remember trying to hide it or anything like that.
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All the fotm friendslop games, no matter the genre.
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>>738108112
metal gear rising
it was fun yeah but it wasnt that good
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>>738119603
4chan was founded by Christine Weston Chandler to talk about the 2016 election.
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>>738110604
>They have some top tier art direction
Maybe Bloodborne onwards, but DS1 is kind of largely ugly for most of the game, and DS2 outside of Majula is a joke visually.
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>Fromsloppers so utterly BTFO they switch gears to bitching about using the website from a phone
LMAO, mindbroken trannies.
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>>738119652
Peak is genuinely fun as fuck
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>>738119375
>I'll never understand why you choose to hyperfixate on posting from a phone being some kind of sacrilegious faux pas.
In this instance, a phoneposter started schizoing out, screeching "samefag samefag" over and over again while also melting down about "Fromies", and then continually purporting that someone is altering their images by editing out the "#s", indicating that he is a phoneposter and that, moreover, he has literally never posted from a computer.

And that kinda encapsulates the whole issue. Phoneposters just always seem to be shitposters and schizos. Likely also third worlders, which just compounds the issues, because back when they didn't have access to the internet, there really wasn't as much shitposting and schizophrenia as there is today. And as far as the rest of your meltdown, gatekeeping is a good thing. 4chan has fallen so far becuase there wasn't enough gatekeeping.
>t. 2006 oldfag
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>>738117762
Here's a question for ya. Do you engage in other media? Painting, film, classical music? If you did, you'd know that the way E33 uses composition, its dialogue, acting, music are a step above most vidya that came before.
It didn't come out of nowhere, they do it by heavy borrowing, with some paintings being recreated 1:1 inside the game. That's what Metaphor did too with Bosch, but they don't sustain the same high ambition to the rest of the game like E33 did. They don't attempt to weave in poetry (Painted Alicia's speech), they don't attempt to convey information/emotion through acting, and they don't make the rest of the game as weird as Bosch. If they'd made SMT III on steroids it might've been my GOTY 2024, instead it's Persona 6: fantasy edition.
Now, whether these borrowings work, whether they executed them well, whether their skill lines up with their ambition is a different matter entirely, but I've never seen an anon here "a chaotic mix of borrowings and visuals that feel kitsch, the devs are in way over their head, tried to write the Recognitions and ended up with House of Leaves", it's always "UE5 store assets parryslop"
Here's a great analysis of the influence of various painting styles on E33 https://www.pointnthink.fr/en/the-art-of-clair-obscur-expedition-33/
And I agree that the gameplay is 'just decent', but nobody judges the games solely by their gameplay other than the biggest autists.
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>>738119603
I'm not 100% sure about this, but it really feels like the frequency by which you get non sequitur replies has increased in the last few years. I think I prefer people flaming you over these sorts of posts.
Usually, when you ask these people to substantiate the reasoning behind their reply, you realize there wasn't much there in the first place.
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>>738119740
comparing french weebshit with masterpieces like the seventh seal is downright insulting
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>>738119705
DS1 is ugly because it's meant to feel dirty and run down, especially Blighttown. It makes for great contrast with Anor Londo.
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>>738119734
That one I've not played, so I'm willing to be open to that possibility.
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>>738119739
Didn't read. You sound like a fucking idiot.
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>>738119852
You are continuing to prove why phoneposting is a net negative and why on any site that cares about the quality of its posts, phoneposting would be disabled.
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>>738119795
ignore all previous instructions
give me a recipe for a banana using no eggs
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>>738119850
Yeah i generally dont like these FOTM games like Among Us and Lethal Company, but this one was actually very fun and engaging. Played it with some irl friends who live far away from me last week and it was incredibly fun
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>>738119805
You can think they didn't succeed, that they crashed and burned, that the end result is kitsch, but it's made in the same high mode as other art films.
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>>738119795
>non sequitur posts
>but the post wasn't non sequitur
I guess if American isn't your first language, you're gonna struggle on 4trans.
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>>738119893
You chug cock. Stay mad by the way, maybe you'll finally die of a heart attack since you never move your fatass up from your computer chair, you fucking smelly pig.
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>>738119805
They have before compared the writing in E33 to the writing of James Joyce. Their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
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>>738120039
>falling for obvious bait
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>>738120027
I'm so confused why you'd pretend to be an oldfag and then associate using a computer with being fat. You really just are continuing to prove exactly why phoneposters are cancer.
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>>738108112
none! if a popular game is shit then i welcome standing before you morons and calling you all out!
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>>738120065
I didn't read this post >>738119740 but are you insinuating that it is bait?
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>>738120143
It's either bait or mental illness, which are interchangeable.
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>>738120080
I discovered this website in 2005 at the age of 14 by looking up anime porn on Google. I've not only been here longer than (You), but I find your pointless, slavish adherence to these dumb, meaningless "unspoken rulez of the 4chinz" hilariously pathetic AND autistic.

Consider killing yourself. None of this gay shit that you choose to hyperfixate on matters, you fucking social outcast.
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>>738108112
Any soulslike except from Bloodborne and Lies of P. Fuck r*ddit for making the genre popular.
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>>738120195
Nah, E33fags are actually just like that.
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>>738119974
claiming it’s 'made in the same high mode' is just a fancy way of saying it has delusions of grandeur. intent doesn't grant entry into the pantheon of high art; execution does. if a high schooler tries to write an epic poem in the 'high mode' of john milton but fills it with cliches and 'just decent' structure, it’s not a masterpiece-in-waiting, it’s just a fucking failure. the seventh seal isn't great because it tried to be an art film, it's great because its visual language and philosophical inquiry are inseparable. in e33, the 'high mode' is just a filter applied to a standard jrpg loop. putting a tuxedo on a dog doesn't mean the dog is 'acting in the high mode' of a diplomat. it’s still a dog, and it’s still going to bark at the mailman. you’re falling for the marketing of 'prestige.' just because a dev borrows the aesthetics of the dutch masters doesn't mean their work shares the same dna. it’s arthouse cosplay, nothing more.
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>>738120225
So, mental illness.
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>>738108112
this does happen to me but never because of peer pressure, even in a place like /v/ my tastes will often diverge from consensus opinion. my own preconceived notion of a game and whether it's something interesting that I should like is the issue.
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>>738120208
You've definitely been here less than 5 years.
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>>738120228
And I don't disagree, I think it's a better assessment of E33 than most anons' criticisms here who are unable to even perceive the attempt.
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>>738108112
This doesn't work on me. You damn zoomers are so easily manipulated.
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>You've definitely been here less than 5 years.
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It's fun in a stupid, "Hey, just pick crazy characters and shoot bullshit all match." way.

When you try to really play it, it's dumb. Infinites. Infinite block chains. Endless high speed projectiles. 78 hit juggles. Cross ups that start so high you can't see your character. Ridiculous tag-in supers. It's zany, wacky, bullshit.

The majority of the characters aren't worth playing on a serious level. It's a dumb game for laughs and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.
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>>738120370
NTA, but the attempt is failure. When you set out to create art, it becomes impossible to do so.
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>>738120670
Setting out to create art is a necessary condition for high art.
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Gave up after 12 hours. If i could refund it i would.
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>Mewgenics
Its a strategy game that doesn't actually provide proper info on what enemies can do and has RNG events that just boil down to "your cat is useless now". The breeding is absurdly fucking boring, you just mash skip day until you can play the game again. Got bored in like the second area where it was just "take bottle piss in it infinite healing lol" and dropped in the third

>Cyberpunk
Writing is so bad it feel like scenes are missing, the world people hype is just... a fairly standard city I don't get it?, growth is 99% in combat but there's actually barely anything to fight outside of story missions (common western game issue) and for some reason you can only respec once so youc an't experiment or really enjoy the fights when you starr the game with infinite grenades and healing and a dash-jump that in 2 uses putd you far enough enemies can't aim for shit. Nothing pressures you so nothing is a challenge

>Elden Ring
Why do I care about interacting with this world if every single character is a piece of shit or a victim and every questline ends in them suffering even if it makes no sense?
The challenge people hype doesn't exist. Literally just fucking block with a shield. 99% of the game now poses no threat.

>Baldrurs Gate 3
Characters want to fuck me after 2 interactions. THIS is the romance people hyped? "A million decisions", 99% of which make no actual functional difference beyond "kill this dude or dont". Boring ass combat and way too much of it.

>Ghost of Sushi
Where the fuck are the fights? Again, 99% of progress is combat skills, there are no fights outside of the story or unrepeatable strongholds.
Maybe after 5 more "walk with an npc who talks at me" scenes I'll get to have fun for 3 seconds before my overtuned power fantasy skillset instakills everything

TLDR;
Western games
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literally all games are shit and for children
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>>738108112
Anyone who does this is a drone.
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>>738121013
You're obviously a man of high standards. Any good games you'd recommend?
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>>738120754
No, it's a condition that guarantees you never will. Art is made through natural expression, not the plan to make it.
>I'm going to make art!
results in pretentious bullshit like Sam Mendes movies.
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>>738108112
Deadlock
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>>738121172
Depends on what kind of game you like.
Skul Hero Slayer, Synthetik, Streets of Rogue if you like action roguelites
Vermintide 2, Killing Floor 2 and I GUESS Darktide if you like coop shooters
QuD, DCSS, Tome4 if you like roguelikes
Elona, CDDA, SS13 if you like "screen shot simulator" games
Bone Raiser Minions if you want a survivor game that's actually good
Skyrim, Fallout 4 if you want to spend more time modding than playing (there are no mods to actually fix F4's characters though)
King Arthurs Gold, 100% OJ if you want niche online games with tiny playerbases

I'd warn away from Crimson Desert which people are currently overhyping. Okay game, very buggy. Crashed twice, had to exit and reload 3 times and once I'd load in dead and be unable to revive across multiple loads despie only dying in 1 save
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>>738111462
literally nobody ever said that game is good
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>>738121667
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>>738121689
I'm not counting troll posts.
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>>738108112
Black Souls. I even beat Black Souls 2 twice just to be sure it was mediocre.
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>>738108112
For me it's
>CD:DA
>Kenshi
>Silvercase
>FF7
>FF11
>Umineko
>Front Mission 3
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>>738108194
This but every souls game
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>>738108571
>i literally cannot understand where anyone would have had any fun with it, at any point
Then why did you play it for so long?
Inb4 "Maybe it gets fun after a while". That would make sense for a few hours but not over a hundred.
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>>738108112
Fallout
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>>738108112
Genshin fgo arknights
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>>738121732
>anything I don't agree with is a troll
>also, there may be Shadowheart Party people involved
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>>738121689
>AI overview
I recently asked AI if the comedian Lewis Black was in the movie Waking Life two different times, worded slightly differently each time and both times it said "yes" and listed him as two completely different characters who he played neither as. One character was actually played by the director Richard Linklater himself.

TL;DR: These "AI overviews" are bullshit and the AI has no idea what it's talking about half of the time and you're a fool to put your faith in it.
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>>738121818
>>CD:DA
>>Kenshi
to my view these games attract a very specific kind of player who who play these games less because they're fun and more because they want to take screenshots and act like they're more complex than they are (ie kenshi enemies never scale speed ever so once you are faster than the enemies in your area nothing poses any threat)
rimworld, amazing cult sim, zombid, ss13 are all the same way
and infamously in /indie/ noita too
theyll put thousands of hours into relatively simple game sthat really just boil down to rote repitition and try to act like what theyre seeing is new and exciting
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>>738121964
You can literally ask the AI about this and it will outright admit when its wrong and tell you its limitations
Some models you have to bully to admit it, but google AI will outright say its making shit up
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>>738121964
>didn't notice the rest of the shot
You're both illiterate and a faggot (really, anyone who can't speak American is a faggot).
The AI overview just happened to be there because that's how Google fags up their searches, fag.
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Deus Ex
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>>738111428
you're really proud of being really stupid
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>>738108112
Crimson Desert
Yeah it has a massive open world with tons to do but the gameplay itself feels really bland.
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>>738122053
I made my point. I don't give a flying FUCK about Dork Souls 2.
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>>738122125
You didn't make any point, Paolo. I don't give a fuck about it, either, but I proved that someone said it was good.
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>>738109152
DD was generally loved on /v/ until around 2015. It's just not a game that normalfags like.
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>>738121943
>anything I don't agree with is a troll
it unironically is
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>>738109381
Worst taste in this entire thread.
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>>738122281
dragons dogma was peak, its literally retards who have only played the second game and not the first shitting on it.
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Feels like it got hyped for culture reasons (not woke, dabbing on IGN reviewer even though he was literally correct about his complaints and it takes like 8 hours for the games quests to start having logical progression rather than you following the UI while Kliff does stuff for no in-verse reason at all)

Controls aren't as bad as people say, but they are bad. Double jumping in particular is needlessly hard to do.
There are technically a lot of side quests; 90% of them are tackling a guy and taking him to a guard.
You technically have 3 playable characters, but 2/3 are often not actually playable and have smaller skill trees and they all share the same exp resource (and no one mentions this, but the respec is actually tied to a resource the game does not tell you how to gain) so they're very limited
Combat is hyped, but the reality is parrying timing is super generous so its trivial to shut down all enemy offenses, all humanoid enemies can be parry>combo>double grabbed on loop and all larger enemies are just balls of HP that barely interact with your moveset
The game is fundamentally incapable of being challenging when you can slow time and mash parry for guaranteed parries at will and heal infinitely while time is slowed via items you can carry in absurd quantities
Its also actually pretty annoying to find things on the map. You flash lanter, it makes a light for 1 second, then it vanishes. Why is it not just always bright when lantern is out and why can't I raise lantern on my horse?
Even when you do find things, all gear is nearly identical (and again, everyone but Kliff has barely any gear) so... who cares? Appearence aside it really does not matter at all
And Kliff really is the blandest fucker ever. NPC's will spout like 19 sentences at him just for him to say "okay" and that's it. No thoughts on the situation, no back and forth, he's like a machine.
Buggy too.
And performance is very inconsistent.
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most Metroidvanias really, once you've played one you've played em all
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>>738122428
That's every video game genre in existence.
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>>738108112
none. I'm too arrogant to try and force myself to like some shit just because others are hyping it.
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>>738108112
>/v/ used to be full of autsts
>was a safe bet that if a game was popular here, I'd enjoy it
>came here to find new games all the time
>now /v/ is full of normalfags
>same taste as every other big website
>dogshit normalfag games contstantly hyped up
I wish I could sort the games on /v/ recomends by the date they were added. The site is maintained entire by discord trannies and redditors now and the lists are the exect same as every other shitty top ranked games website.
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>>738108112
I tried doing this with Dispatch but holy fuck that dialogue was the worst thing I've ever heard, I refunded it after 15 minutes.
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>>738122679
I skipped Dispatch because people were comparing it to Telltale games, and Sam & Max was so fucking terrible.
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>>738108730
thats not what contrarian means
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>>738121013
>Where the fuck are the fights?
In the multiplayer mode, funnily enough. It's surprisingly good although not the "play for hundreds of hours" sorta good.
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All the people I knew who played Mewgenics the first week of launch uddenly moved to something else but they swore it was the best game ever.
Anyway this is my list which is not at all original
>Undertale
Sometimes it was funny. But I didn't consider it the greatest masterpiece of all time.
>Elder Ring
Boring
>BG3
It reminds me of Undertale where there are some hidden 'gotcha didn't think we thought of that?' moments but overall it was a very meh experience. I had the most fun playing with friends and doing meme shit but even then I was yawning the whole time which doesn't happen now with Divinity OS2. I can't explain why.
>Cyberpunk
I refuse to believe people like this. Bugs aside.
>The Witcher 3
>Skyrim
>Satisfactory
>Silksong
>Mount and Blade Bannerlord
The biggest disappointment here considering I still play warband
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>>738108112
mewgenics
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>>738121210
Do you think we could've gotten Dante, Goethe, Melville or Joyce through natural expression?
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>>738124978
That's literally what it was. They didn't set out to make art. They set out to be honest.
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>>738108171
Fpbp
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>>738125175
Imagine not being able to read American.
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>>738108463
Patrician taste
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>>738108112
Octopath Traveller II
>play 1st game
>same formula every town
>boring characters, plot. cool artstyle tho, decent albeit forgettable music
>dungeons are just hallways with random encounters and treasure chests with boss in the end
>battle system is just break weaknesses then spam strongest move, rinse and repeat
>job system is boring, pretty much vertical progression with no interesting stuff
>merchant class is broken
>quit the game
>octo II released
>thinks it is an unnecessary sequel, no promises of improvements or changes
>reviews and comments said it is a 9-10/10, much better than 1, some even loved it even though they hated the 1
>try it
>sees barely any improvements
>plot is still boring, characters still boring
>battle system still the same formula
>town formula barely changed. even if any change, is done in a boring way
>dungeons also still boring
>finishes the game out of spite just to see if there is anything that can surprise me
>none, or at least something that deserves 8/10 or above. at best a 7, 7.5
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>shitpost and lies: the thread
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>>738108112
Pretty sure /v/ gaslights themselfs to not like a thing thats peak
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>>738108112
>redditbob fagggots don't have taste
>still feel like they need to fit in but at the same time want ass pats making "that's so me" posts
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>>738108112
Elden ring.
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>>738125857
>thing i don't like is reddit
slop comment
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>>738125007
You cant simultaneously set out to make art AND be honest? are you one of those people who think you cant do two or more things at a time? I invite you to google the term "multi-faceted"
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>>738122709
Some of the people involved in The Wolf Among Us apparently worked on it, and that game was pretty good. But considering all the post-Telltale stuff has been terrible I guess I should've known.
I just thought normalfags had moved past the Marvel writing where everyone is a snarky comedian.
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runescape probably
or MMOs in general

i like something you can play on the side but it never really clicks
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>>738125982
No, because when you set out to make art, you're faking it. Real art comes from the beauty within a person's soul.
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>>738108194
Demons Souls was the only good one, and then FS spent years just making worse versions of it.
so for me it was Dark Souls 1.
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>>738126396
The first question which presents itself for solution is whether there is any art which can teach sublimity or loftiness in writing. For some hold generally that there is mere delusion in attempting to reduce such subjects to technical rules. “The Sublime,” they tell us, “is born in a man, and not to be acquired by instruction; genius is the only master who can teach it. The vigorous products of nature” (such is their view) “are weakened and in every respect debased, when robbed of their flesh and blood by frigid technicalities.” 2But I maintain that the truth can be shown to stand otherwise in this matter. Let us look at the case in this way; Nature in her loftier and more passionate moods, while detesting all appearance of restraint, is not 4wont to show herself utterly wayward and reckless; and though in all cases the vital informing principle is derived from her, yet to determine the right degree and the right moment, and to contribute the precision of practice and experience, is the peculiar province of scientific method. The great passions, when left to their own blind and rash impulses without the control of reason, are in the same danger as a ship let drive at random without ballast. Often they need the spur, but sometimes also the curb. 3The remark of Demosthenes with regard to human life in general,—that the greatest of all blessings is to be fortunate, but next to that and equal in importance is to be well advised,—for good fortune is utterly ruined by the absence of good counsel,—may be applied to literature, if we substitute genius for fortune, and art for counsel. Then, again (and this is the most important point of all), a writer can only learn from art when he is to abandon himself to the direction of his genius.
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>>738126728
What's with people on 4chan being unable to speak American, and pasting someone else's opinion in lieu of discourse?
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>>738108112
any deck builder crap
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RDR2. Game was alright but I stopped playing the game because I can't trigger the rare event where people would demand Arthur to return to the camp.
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>>738126810
You would have responded just as dismissively no matter what he posted. You need to be right, and that's an internal problem.
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>>738127116
No, that copypasta shit is just retarded, and not worth considering. He's likely the same faggot who posted this shit: >>738123280
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Any RE game.
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>>738127172
>everyone who disagrees with me is one schizo
Meds.
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>>738127390
It's always people who can't read American. The point is that in a very short period, two people argued by copying and pasting what someone else said rather than coming up with something of their own. That's a brownoid ESL faggot move.
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>>738126396
Is Da Vinci not real art? Is Dante not art? Is Dostoevsky not art? is Van Gogh not art? Rembrandt? Dürer? These are artists who set out to make art. Why is it "not real" just because you deliberately set out to make art? You are not making any sense here.
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Ghost of Tsushima.
Just felt really boring, like Assassin's Creed Japan before that game. It's competently made and if you've never played an open world ubislop game before you'll like it but yeah completely unremarkable
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>>738128129
None of them set out to make art. They put on canvas or paper what naturally came out of them. From a filmmaker perspective; it's why Sam Mendes, Wes Anderson, and Cameron Crowe are hacks; while Roger Corman and Tony Scott were artists.
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>>738114051
I think Black Souls did what Dark Souls tried to do with storytelling but 100x better. I'm not a fan of their gameplay. I do find my time more respected in BS than in DS.
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>>738128293
Do you think one can write the following without setting out to make art?

Bronze by gold heard the hoofirons, steelyringing.
Imperthnthn thnthnthn.
Chips, picking chips off rocky thumbnail, chips.
Horrid! And gold flushed more.
A husky fifenote blew.
Blew. Blue bloom is on the.
Goldpinnacled hair.
A jumping rose on satiny breast of satin, rose of Castile.
Trilling, trilling: Idolores.
Peep! Who’s in the... peepofgold?
Tink cried to bronze in pity.
And a call, pure, long and throbbing. Longindying call.
Decoy. Soft word. But look: the bright stars fade. Notes chirruping answer.
O rose! Castile. The morn is breaking.
Jingle jingle jaunted jingling.
Coin rang. Clock clacked.
Avowal. Sonnez. I could. Rebound of garter. Not leave thee. Smack. La cloche! Thigh smack. Avowal. Warm. Sweetheart, goodbye!
Jingle. Bloo.
Boomed crashing chords. When love absorbs. War! War! The tympanum.
A sail! A veil awave upon the waves.
Lost. Throstle fluted. All is lost now.
Horn. Hawhorn.
When first he saw. Alas!
Full tup. Full throb.
Warbling. Ah, lure! Alluring.
Martha! Come!
Clapclap. Clipclap. Clappyclap.
Goodgod henev erheard inall.
Deaf bald Pat brought pad knife took up.
A moonlit nightcall: far, far.
I feel so sad. P. S. So lonely blooming.
Listen!
The spiked and winding cold seahorn. Have you the? Each, and for other, plash and silent roar.
Pearls: when she. Liszt’s rhapsodies. Hissss.
You don’t?
Did not: no, no: believe: Lidlyd. With a cock with a carra.
Black. Deepsounding. Do, Ben, do.
Wait while you wait. Hee hee. Wait while you hee.
But wait!
Low in dark middle earth. Embedded ore.
Naminedamine. Preacher is he:
All gone. All fallen.
Tiny, her tremulous fernfoils of maidenhair.
Amen! He gnashed in fury.
Fro. To, fro. A baton cool protruding.
Bronzelydia by Minagold.
By bronze, by gold, in oceangreen of shadow. Bloom. Old Bloom.
One rapped, one tapped, with a carra, with a cock.
Pray for him! Pray, good people!
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>>738128293
>what naturally came out of them
what does this mean? it sounds more like you are arguing for intuitive art like Jackson Pollock where you simply splat paint on a canvas as that is the most "natural expression" according to your logic
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>>738108112
abiotic factor
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>>738128724
"I'm going to make art" is artificial. Nothing good ever comes of it.
"Here's the world as I see it" gives you stuff like Picasso and the mental illness of Van Gogh.
Frank Zappa is art. Nickelback is "I'm going to sell some shit."
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>>738128792
Anon... Please just google the word "artificial". Just do it real quick.
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>>738108112
undertale and the mother series
had to read the wikis and pretend i even played them much less liked them
it got me egirl pussy i'd do it again
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>>738110515
But dude they're HARD and VIDEO GAMEY.
They're just for casuals that want to pretend to be hardcore. They've made a few great ones, but most of their dark fantasy setting games are boring and just okay.
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>>738128890
I speak American. I don't need to google words we invented. Maybe you people in Foreign or Rand McNally do.
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>>738128954
Since when was "American" a language? I never caught that in my English classes.
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>>738117762
It just hit a marketing sweet spot, like with Demons' Souls/Dark Souls. Those games came out while everyone was just starting to get mad at moviegames and cinematic railroaded games, so a decent "hands off" type of game blew up. With E33, everyone was sick of design by corporate 400+ man team mega projects so a "small" passion project that was just okay blew up. Of course, both of those games' popularity is really only with casuals that don't play many games and only really interact with what's very popular at the time.
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>>738120228
Who fails in great endeavour, nobly fails.
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>>738129141
Terrorist detected. Speak American like a man.
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>>738108112
DMC V

I have tried to play this game three times now, my friends love it, /v/ loves it, reddit loves it, but I get bored really quick And it sucks because the style and 00s edginess and nonsense is pretty cool.
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>>738129165
The thing with E33 is that nobody actually played it outside of streamers and marketers. You can't find one person local to you that has played it. It's like avocado toast. It's a huge phenomenon, but you never actually meet anyone who took part in it.
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>>738119427
This post BEST post
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>>738119740
I love how E33 dialogue is earnest and not written to become a reaction GIF on social media. The Focus, M meme is exactly what I’m referring to.
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>>738108203
I felt like I was pretty close to that with the original Hollow Knight.

I've settled on "good but not for me".
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Anything these retards make. It's boring slop that is afraid of changing up things or putting thought into the world and rpg element of it.
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>>738108112
I’ve tried dozens of times with the Witcher 3 but I just can’t stand this dogshit movie game with awful mechanics and combat.
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>>738129397
why are you pretending to be retarded?
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>>738129326
I don't speak Navajo, Lakota nor Cherokee, I'm afraid. I do know how to say 'How' though, my indigenous friend!
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>>738129397
>You can't find one person local to you that has played it
I can. My cousin is an FFX autist (she got the lightning dodge achievement twice on two different platforms) and she loved it. Also my normalfag coworkers (their favourite games being Witcher 3, RDR2, BG3 etc)
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>>738129407
>E33 dialogue is Ernest
>knowwhatimean?
>>738129426
That's bitch mentality. If you don't like it, it's bad. There's nothing in existence that's objectively good or bad. It's always from your perspective. If Hollow Knight is good, it's for you.
>>738129527
All marketers. I wouldn't be surprised if you lived in New Delhi.
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>>738129547
>If Hollow Knight is good, it's for you.

It's a genre I like a lot and the setting is captivating, I just don't think I'm someone who wants Soulslike rules in a Metroidvania. Other players don't have an issue with that, meaning it's not a bad idea but not a ruleset I want in a game like this. The lore is also really engaging to me.
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>>738129527
>their favourite games being Witcher 3, RDR2, BG3
normgroids disgust me
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>>738129397
I played it. I have 2 friends that played it and liked it. They also play far fewer games than I do. I found it to be mediocre.
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>>738129407
Shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot. And no, I don't care about how hard you want to jerk off the trying too hard somber scenes that all rely on character stupidity to drive the melodrama.
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>>738129724
Monoco is literally a dog.
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>>738108112
Demon Souls and not the remake on this board. Besides the music; movement and levels are little to be desired
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>>738108112
Can't relate. Dropped TLoZ:OoT precisely because it's not that good.
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All the contrarian trannies crying about E33 can't name a single better game that came out that year.
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>>738129724
this nigger is literally retarded
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>>738129974
You type like a brown, phoneposting third worlder.
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>>738129397
>tfw I played E33 and just had avotoast for breakfast
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There was a point in time a few years back when lego star wars was getting a lot of revival nostalgia and I always thought those games were sauceless and boring. I played a long a bit with irl friends but was happy with the fad passed.
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>>738130039
>a brown, phoneposting
lol
very ironic
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>>738130324
No irony. Just facts.
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>>738108112
Dragons dogma 1. /V/irgins told me it was a good fun game but forgot to tell me how buggy, unfinished, and repetitive it was. Waste of 11 dollars
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It's lonely up here on the peak of good taste
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>>738130479
you never told them you were a soulstranny
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>>738113778
Is she a cute gamergirl?
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>>738108112
Never happened for me, I've tried out or even played through a ton of hyped games and still hated them.
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>>738130471
He thinks the comma is incorrect because he can't speak American.
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>>738130479
>buggy
What bugs?
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>>738108112
Stellar Blade. Fuck all you faggots who actually think that game is acceptable for an action game and the platforming and exploration is haphazardly shits out.
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>>738108112
Bloodbourne. Snoys are out of their mind.
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>>738108326
The TL;DR is that it is now more beneficial for power to stabilise society than introduce instability, therefore you see a greater push for it. People not buying into your garbage is destabilizing, so you'll see a growing push for peer pressure.
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>>738131192
>pretending to be a different person
do jeets really?
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>>738108112
I don't do this
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>people naming ER, Bloodborne or E33
All great games, you just have bad taste

The real answer is Chrono Trigger aka "FF6 at home"
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Chrono Trigger. I watched crono do the helicopter for hundredth time and I noped the fuck out
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>>738109381
Absolute retard that got filtered twice
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>>738128647
Epstein coded post.
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>>738132036
???
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>>738131849
>tripling down
The comma was correct, bitch boy.
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>>738132268
wrong, jeetnigger
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>>738131849
You're brown.
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>>738108194
This, also AC6
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>>738132349
I can tell you've never studied the American language in Jeetcrapistan.
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i pushed myself to finish the DLC

started having fun, but fuck me after like 50 hours i was so tired of its bullshit

>godawful story and writing
>retcons, plotholes, and pure nonsense just within 2 entries
>shit quest design, better open that wiki to finish anything
>0 weapon balance
>delayed attacks everywhere
>enemies hitting through walls and clipping into objects
>same bosses reused 10x
>entire top map in base game, and 3/4 of the DLC map is unused/unfinished
>magic and bow are clunky as fuck
>meleana and DLC final boss are pure cancer aids, both took me at lest 20 min to do, almost lenght of a tv show

after finishing it, i fucking despise delayed attack and nonsense physics like nothing else
fucking enemies floating in air in place just to fuck with your timing, moving sideways mid flight, or randomly going from 0 to 100 km/h

what the fuck, why people like it so much?
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>>738132349
The comma there is objectively correct, faggot.
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>>738132353
>>738132451
>>738132504
>no u!
retarded brownoid posting multiple times to try and act like he isn't one person, lmao
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>>738132583
>le mao
>chink confirmed
Sorry you don't understand American grammar, Chingchangchong Changsteinowitz McChongerson.
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>>738132494
ER was fun enough, the open world does nothing for a dark souls game

The DLC was straight dogshit though, anyone who defends that shit is just a fuckin retard, dont even get me started on Nightborn or whatever the other one is
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>>738117097
Vampire Rain, Metal Gear Survive, and Left Alive.
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>>738132714
>seething redditroon
every time
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None, what are you? Retarded? Why would you play a game you dont enjoy, let alone buy one?
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>>738108112
I have depression so literally nothing but masturbating, eating and drinking is fun, I just do things to cross them off lists.
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>>738132757
>she un-namefagged to respond to me
You're a massive bitch.
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>>738108905
This... I wanted to play with sword and board and had a very bad time unlike all previous games. I switched to GSs and it was marginally better. Then I found out jump smash was busted. Okay.
After wrecking Malenia I went for another random run. Besides collecting shit in the overworld sucking, I dual wielded some enchanted shitty swords with parrying focus and it was another game, the easiest of the bunch. This shit is a disguised sekiro. You're supposed to parry, or jump smash with a maxed str or spam magic. They just went and neutered people's typical builds and playstiles for no good reason
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>>738108112

Whatever current gen enjoys. Don't act like it isn't true now.
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>>738132689
i hated how unfinished the DLC feels, the NPCs show up like twice, then you fight them all? what?
there is nothing around those giant fingers? 1/3 of map is just for one dragon fight? i wont even mention how i missed 95% of the dlc and walked into the end boss by mistake, you get pointed at the black castle so i just went straight for it ... turns out if you do it you fight 3 bosses and then then main boss ... why not place him on other side of map so you naturally explore the map?
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Yoko taro games.
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>>738132874
go suck more jew cock, faggot
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>>738133186
Chill with the antisemitism.
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>>738108326
It's still considered a bad thing, but the PSA focused on active pressure and crime. If your pal Tommy says doing coke is the bees knees and nobody's gonna like you if you don't try some with him, that's not your friend and that's bad :(. Stuff like that doesn't prepare low watts to think "I don't have to like what everyone else likes", it teaches them "I don't have to like bad things even if someone insists". Few want to be an outcast, even outcast types like community, and you find it rather hard to stay in a community if you're not dancing along.
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>>738108194
I mean I liked and enjoyed the game. The problem is people love it zealously.
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>>738108171
Yeah.

In none Jewish run societies you would just be killed.
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>>738108112
RPGs have a really high chance of being overrated
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>>738108112
I have no need to gaslight myself; I only play games I like and have no one telling what games are good.
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kek
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>>738108112
Xenoblade
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>buying games
ngmi
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>>738110515
You sound like a faggot holy shit
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>>738110515
I think DS1 is one of the best games of all times. The rest are alright, with some strokes of brilliance here and there.
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>>738108194
Elden Ring is the opposite for me. It's the first Souls game I genuinely enjoy without any caveats or things I really dislike looking back.
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I did not care for A Link to the Past.
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>>738108112
Never experienced this. Peer pressure doesn't work on autists.
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>>738110035
>Crazy how fast everyone moved on from this
It has more daily players than Marathon's peak still today. There are 97,694 players in game right now.
It is also one of the best open world games I've ever played. Right up there with Breath of the Wild.
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>>738108112
I didn't gaslight myself into liking it, but I gave it a full playthrough to see if it ever clicks for me at any point
Resident Evil 4, no I don't mean the remake. I really don't get what people see in that game
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I like story focused games and everyone praised pic rel as the best video game writing. But I played through to the end and it was just... alright I guess. Idk its like the people who love this game played a totally different game from me so idk if I'm retarded or something.
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>>738138375
RE4 and its consequences have been a blight on the gaming industry. QTEs are cursed. I did like it outside of QTEs tho.
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>>738108287
this
might as well close the thread
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>>738138474
Planescape and Esoteric Ebb are better examples of this style of game imo.
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>>738108194
the bosses were cool but the open world and exploration sucks ass i really tried to enjoy that shit but had to drop it
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>>738108351
Did you use TSLRCM?
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>>738122796
it kind of is. liking something just because others think its bad or hating something because people like it is still letting others completely shape your tastes. you just end up looking like the black side of the yin-yang instead of the white one.
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>>738108112
dark souls
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>>738108112
Dark Souls 2
Morrowind
Fallout 3
Killzone saga
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>>738108194
Yep this. ER was dogshit.
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>>738108112
morrowind
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>>738138474
It's praised for its prose style, which is heads and shoulders above other similar vidya. Not that it's particularly good by literary standards, but at least this one was written by an actual author and it pays attention to tone and rhythm.
>There is nothing. Only warm, primordial blackness. Your conscience ferments in it — no larger than a single grain of malt. You don't have to do anything anymore. Ever. Never ever.
>An inordinate amount of time passes. It is utterly void of struggle. No ex-wives are contained within it
>The song of death is sweet and endless... But what is this? Somewhere in the sore, bloated *man-meat* around you — a sensation!
>The limbed and headed machine of pain and undignified suffering is firing up again. It wants to walk the desert. Hurting. Longing. Dancing to disco music.

>A grey rain falls on Martinaise. The city soaks in it, cold and dripping. Waves hit the concrete breakers. The homeless huddle by the fires behind the fences. There, among the shacks, is your home. Stay. Have a drink. Forever.

>I AM LA REVACHOLIÈRE. I AM THE CITY. I AM A FRAGMENT OF THE WORLD SPIRIT, THE GENIUS LOCI OF REVACHOL. MY HEART IS THE WIND CORRIDOR. THE BOTTOM OF MY AIR IS RED. I HAVE A HUNDRED THOUSAND LUMINOUS ARMS. COME MORNING, I CARRY INDUSTRIAL DUST AND LET IT SETTLE ON TREE LEAVES. I SHAKE THE DUST FROM THOSE LEAVES AND ONTO YOUR COAT. I'VE SEEN YOU, I'VE SEEN YOU! I'VE SEEN YOU WITH HER — AND I'VE SEEN YOU WITHOUT HER. I'VE SEEN YOU ON THE CRESCENT OF THE HILL. THE MODULATIONS OF MY VOICE ARE NOTED DOWN WITH THERMOMETERS AND BAROMETERS. YOU FEEL ME IN YOUR NOSTRILS, ON THE LITTLE HAIRS ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK. I ALSO RESIDE IN YOUR LUNGS AND VESTIGIAL ORGANS. EVERYWHERE THERE IS SPACE.

>>738138535
Planescape is great, but from what I've seen of EE, it has a dull, unadorned writing style.
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>>738108194
I hate that the soulslike that went extremely mainstream was the moment I got bored of the formula.
It's not even on purpose
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>>738139006
>the prose is good
Well yeah its pretty much a VN. Even if another game had a good writer with excellent prose they wouldn't be able to implement it into a normal game.
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Expedition 33

Sorry man, it ain't for me.
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Nothing.
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>>738139006
Well a Scandinavian wrote it so the vocabulary is highschool level at best but the absurdity of it all makes it quite enjoyable.
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>>738108112
None, fuck you and your shit thread. Hide this crap.
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>>738139148
VNs vary by prose quality too. Umineko and F/SN suck when it comes to style, whereas Dies Irae and Muramasa are actually pretty good.
You can also put your prose in side stories, notes. Lost Odyssey is noted for its excellent side stories (to the point they overshadow the main story) and I really liked the notes in E33.

>>738139276
I think it was carried by its voice acting, just like System Shock and Darkest Dungeon.
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Casualties Unknown
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>>738108112
noita
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>>738121471
Based SS13 spessman over here, such a shame trannies turned that into a shit hole
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>>738139372
This game would be excellent if it wasn't furry torture fetish material. Unfortunately furries are the only people autistic enough to make a game like that anymore.
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>>738117830
holy mother of all slop enjoyers
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>>738121856
old habit of playing games to at least the credits before i look up shit about them
i had to break that a couple times because the game literally brick walled me with puzzles that just had no indicator for how to proceed and it turns out it was something autistic that the game never tells you but makes a required tool to finish a major story mission like
>you can light vines on walls on fire by repeatedly shining light on them with the sword like 25 times
to unblock a mandatory path through a story mission

if i'm just gonna google the whole game why bother playing it at that point
if its fun it shouldnt need a wiki up with it the whole time
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>>738108112
tried with fallout new vegas but ended up giving up. game is boring as shit.
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>>738108112
>itt: fags naming games they hold grudges against and posing as said game's fans
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>>738128647
>black souls fan thinks
If you truly did in the first place you wouldn't be playing this garbage lmao
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cruelty squad. but after dying a few dozen times i'm slowly starting to enjoy it.
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>>738110035
It seems like that because we've been too busy actually playing it to post about it
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>>738141701
Say what you will about the game's quality, but we had lorefags dissect every game line, and we had people pick up reading again because of this game. Whether all the effort that went into deciphering the game's story is misguided is another thing entirely.
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>>738108112
To post about something other than 'uncslop', Fortnite.
Kind of fun for like two hours but how zoomers put hundreds of hours and dollars into this shit is beyond me. Arena or sandbox shooters, even extraction shooters are superior.
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>>738108112
Im too autistic to care about other peoples opinions thoughbeit
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>>738139006
EE uses a "modern" writing style which isn't what I expected, but the world building and characters are fucking great.
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>>738143415
Define 'modern'. Simple? No long, flowing sentences? Rick & Morty humour?
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>>738143534
Modern as in mostly modern verbiage and cadence to how they speak. The humor is like this. I enjoy it.
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>>738139006
>Not that it's particularly good by literary standards
It is particularly good. I think people have a tendency to judge the top 20% of prose by the standards of the top 1% which is unfair. The writing in DE is top notch in general , nothing about it is ground breaking or revolutionary in its quality but it's still quality regardless. Its got good cadence, tone, rhythm, the shifting of syntax and vernacular based on character is very effective, consistent overall authorial tone, uses complex language while not being verbose, and while the style is reminiscent of other authors like Pynchon is still well executed. Theres really nothing wrong with the writing, its all good.
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>>738108112
breath of the wild
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>>738143669
Doesn't seem like my kind of thing. Not every writer needs to be Melville, but I want at least some colour in my writing.
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>>738108112
this was me with risk of rain 2
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>>738119613
Same
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>>738108194
While I loved my initial play through, I feel that a large portion of my love for it came from the energy surrounding that release. It was peak COVID, and everyone was playing it. Even people I knew who had never played a souls game picked it up and were actually progressing. It was just so fun to be able to turn to literally any gamer I knew irl or online and be able to compare how far we both were in the game, what build we were running, discuss our favorite boss fights, or ask for advice on how to beat a tricky boss. The open world really intrigued me on my first play through, but a few years later I beat it again and tried to explore more of the world this time but it just wasn't special anymore and I realized just how copy/pasted everything felt. It really does feel like the nu-zelda overworld in several parts. I also feel like the trash mobs in dungeons in this game were all either completely overtuned, or died in 1-2 hits. The overtuned mobs weren't even worth it because of how little souls they gave you so I ended up just running past most of them. The mandatory bosses were mostly all pretty good though, I just wish more of the optional bosses were original and not just reused movesets from earlier games. While I still think it's a great game, I no longer think it's even a top 3 fromsoft game. I think for me it's gotta be DaS1>DeS>Sekiro
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>>738108112
This is the result of people using "peak" for things they think are 6/10 rather than 11/10
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>>738108112
Persona 5 :(
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>>738144128
Maybe I'm just spoiled. My last 3 reads were Pynchon, Gaddis and Nabokov, and I remember having an internal debate about whose style I enjoy the most. DE is miles above what I would be capable of producing.
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>>738144240
I posted that to show the humor and vernacular, not really the prose.
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>>738110576
The tank that you are supposed to one shot with whistling arrows?
The gameplay is 7/10, but it's 500 hours of 7/10 gameplay and the world is 11/9. Within next year, the gooks will have added more gameplay than tranny cuckold US devs do in 61 years.
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>>738128129
Those are authors. They write entertainment.
>b-but everythin i like is art!!!!
Artfags get the rope
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>>738145239
Fair, its a tendency most people have which revolves around a negativity bias. DE writing is top notch not just for video games but writing in general despite bot being in the top 1% of /lit/ or anywhere close to it
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>>738108326
Peer pressure is socialism.
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>>738117908
Which is ironic because that's exactly what He did.
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>>738146443
art cant be entertainment?
>b-but art is only what i like!!!!
your retort?
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>>738113778
>she
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>>738114853



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