MotorSlice won.
>X product won OKAY!?
Game fucking sucks. It's mediocre beyond the pale and the only draw is that room temp IQ having filth salivate over flavor of the week waifu bait. Save your money, pirate it if you must. I genuinely feel insulted that this is the final product.
>>738304942>MotorSlice won
>>738304996I honestly can't tell which side is false flagging, both sound insuferable.
Usually I support SoloDev games but I don't really see the need in this case. This one has taken off all on it's own and I'm not really the biggest platformer fan in the world I might get Paradise Falls instead.
The only thing stopping me making a negative review on steam is that I'm still community hub banned globally for calling webfishing devs and players pedophiles. I'm pretty fucking furious at how shit this game is.
The only thing stopping me making a negative review on steam is that it's a great game, super fun.
oohh oohh ahh ahh
>>738305008how does he keep the rain out?
>>738305010Not contrarian. I am just capable of recognizing patterns.A small indie game getting this much irrational hate without any real legitimate reason for it? Telltale sign of someone trying to force a narrative.
>>738305739Nta, how do you possibly see a sense of strength in your principles being "I go against what everyone is saying"? I am completely divorced from /v/ culture in general and only came here because I'm banned from community posting on steam. I've been waiting for this game for at least a whole year and it's gut wrenching to discover how absolutely crap it is. By all means, discover how bad it is for yourself, but don't say nobody warned you.
>>738304942i am getting SICK AND TIRED of seeing this 1$ low effort trash games pop out everywhere. no actually good games come out, its all a gigantic spam of fucking trash. >all those retarded pixel games where you upgrade your vampire or some shit>all those fucking retarded empty walking similator games>fucking wall climbingthis is sad, im just gonna replay all games made until 2005.
Looks like complete dogshit>immaculate vibesYeah nah eat shit
>>738304942I played the demo a few times. It was fun even if I kinda sucked at some parkour sections. I think I will buy while it is on sale. Also, that OP image is looking like AI SLOP to me so shame on you, OP. Like don't tell me there ain't any fan art of P on the internet. You could've also used a screenshot you took but whatever.
>>738305814Not sure what you're on about with all that schizo babble.I was already interested in the game. The forced hate just showed me I wasn't mistaken in being interested.It's that simple.
>>738306227Then enjoy your shit game, brown person.
>>738305926naturally someone gullible enough to fall for fashoid propaganda thinks all indie games are walking sims and vampire survivors.this truly is the /v/ model: only expose yourself to FOTM things, and if you don't like that FOTM thing well then that must be it nothing else out there. it wouldn't get FOTM status unless it was the absolute best, right?
>>738304942>AIslopGross.Am enjoying it though.
>>738306227>schizo babbleIlliterate shit colored retards are ITT.. Filthy scum.
>>738306360your playbook is already dry and we're barely 19 replies in
>>738306227seething dev, he replied in good faith
Go to chapter 5, checkpoint 2, take a left turn and follow that walkway all the way to the end. You can get past the gap by gaining some height with wall jumps and then spamming the chainsaw.This can warp you all the way to chapter 7.
>>738304942i liked it.I think it should run better though.
>>738306672What are your specs? I won't lie, my machine is barely above the minimum showed on the steam page. Also doesn't help that my laptop is getting kinda old.
this game is just a shitty pop like a really a shitty pop
>>738306760it's nothing impressive, pretty budgetryzen 5600x32gb ddr4 ramIntel arc B580 12GBI'm getting 60-80FPS at ultra settings.However in my opinion the environments are so simple that with some aggressive optimization it could easily run at 120FPS+++ even on a potato.It might be because the dev is overly relying on his game engine's shading solutions instead of developing ones for his own needs which would effectively run better but I'm not sure.I should also try it on my laptop see how it runs.
>>738306672I'm running a ten year old proprietary piece of trash pre built and the game runs flawlessly. Probably the only positive I can sling towards it. Is your shit a literal potato?
>>738306907>>738306902And I'm saying it should run better than that.
>>738306930Oh, I see. You're just a crazy person who thinks he can see a difference between sixty frames and six hundred. Please get help and sequester yourself from normal society, crazy person.
>>738306985Oh, I see. You're a braindead piece of shit.
>>738306661>leaving all those orbs behindCouldn't be me!
>>738306902>I'm getting 60-80FPS at ultra settings.Shit, I am getting like 60 at low. But I can still play no issue so I guess that counts.
>>738306985The change between 60 and 120 is pretty major.But I think it should at least run better than the 300FPS i can get in minecraft without mods.Also optimization helps with battery usage and thermals (steam deck and eventual nintendo switch port down the line)Also helps people like >>738307048play on better presets
>>738304942Good for it. I see no problem with it! Will buy it after work!
I played the demo and found it okay, I don't care much about the game but I just wanted to say that I LOVE how that fygoon faggot is in these threads seething hard.>375 reviews in 12 or so hoursThat's 373 more than his shit game would get in a month
>>738307009Crazy person please, your volatile rage only hurts you and maybe whatever few loved ones that can still feel guilt towards you and your self inflicted circumstances. If you must get upset, please take it out on yourself with a razor blade and your wrists. It would make the world so much better, I promise.
>>738307034I'm doing a second run for all the orbs. I just kept finding major skips on most levels. Chapters 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 can be mostly, or entirely skipped.
>>738307034The only orb that matters to my heart is Orbie. Because he's basically the camera.
>>738307185>that fygoon faggotI am definitely out of the loop here.
>>738307501Some poopdickschizo who haunts /v/ gamedev threads. He's like 25 and his game looks like an 8 year old's first Unity game. He gets very angry when you post anime or anime-adjacent games (I guess Motorslice qualifies), or any game that is vaguely similar in genre to his and clearly better (which is pretty much all of them).He may have a Discord where he coordinates with a few sharty shitposters to reply to his own posts, or he does it himself, hard to tell. Banned many times, keeps changing his IP.
>>738307202Does the game have any alt costumes for P and do you know how to unlock them? >>738307252Going by the intro segment using your PC's user name, he's (You) too
>>738307501local lolcow/schizo of the /v/ gamedev threads. Is making a very ugly game, and has a very inflated sense of self-worth, flies off the handle at anime-style games, and at any 3D game that looks better than his, which is pretty much all of them.
>>738307686No idea about alternative costumes. I'm not all that knowledgeable about the game. I just accidentally found some major skips.
>>738306314what's wrong with wanting to rot in a trench for Shitler while he lets his Rothschild buddies keep their wealth and fly to America?
>>738307686Since you've finished it I might as well ask since this question's answer hinges on whether or not I bother finishing this shitty game; Are there any answers whatsoever as to what the deal is with the mega structure and the rampant construction vehicles or is it lore for lore's sake in the game universe and never gets expanded on? Not asking for specific answers, just a yes or no.
>>738307935The game ends on a shitty cryptic cliffhanger. I don't know if collecting orbs unlocks an alternative one, but the ending i got was beyond disappointing.
>>738308007That's fucking miserable. God this game just gets worse and worse.
Tried the demo. Controls were horrendously bad. Just does not feel good to play. Clunky game. Dev I know you're here. Do better. People complained about this shit in your demo and you just release it in this state anyway. Bad form
All out of webm's, maybe I'll make more tomorrow if the game's still being talked about.>>738307895ah okay, saw someone post what looked like one in another thread and thought you might know, gomen>>738307935I haven't actually finished it, only at the start of chapter 4 and still not much has been explained, just alluded to
>>738308192Sorry anon, I meant to (you) the anon who was doing a second run.
>>738308234i thought so, but just wanted to reply anyways :p
but what does P smell like?honest answers only
>>738308630Oil
>>738308630Sand
Too many moles
>>738304942Anyone know what the collectible orbs are for? Anything cool or just cheevos?
>>738308852If you go to the chapter menu, there will be points for collected orbs in each chapter, that's all, there is an achievement only for 5 collected at the same time.
>>738307686no theres no customizationshe opens up her feet and titties in 2 separate cutscenes but thats about itoh and she changes hairstyle into ponytail in another scene
>opens up her feetAre there fucking indians here
>>738305398he doesnt
>>738309118sybau im just efficient writing mode atm
Is this the new Psychopomp where everyone will just jerk off to the main character for a week and then forget about the game entirely afterwards?
fun game, P is cute. at the price it's a steal, probably going to drop pragmata for this.
>>738308770sand doesn't have a smell, anon>>738308847yeah, and that is a good thing
>>738309543>he doesn't knowtouch sand, looser
>>738309664I've been to the beach so many times and never did I smell the sand. The seawater, yes. Not the sand tho.
>all these threads >all these posts>the *ONLY* gameplay webm that had been posted was some clunky looking parry deflectionExtremely grim.
>>738305116Least insane schizotranny poster
Another "spics hating their own culture" game imagine my shock. I think I need to make a curator page calling these kinds of people out. Remember, its okay to appropriate japanese culture because they're not brown!
>>738309837It's obvious it's the dev. He's not getting sales because people complained about the clunky mechanics when the demo was out. I tried it as well and it's extremely bad. Very amateurish
>>738310153Replying to yourself doesn't help with the schizophrenia accusations
>>738304942If you wanna get replies you should open with the footfag stuff next time.
>>738310359hey anon, not cool to post story spoilers like thatsome of us did not have time to play yet
why are americans so mad at this game? is just because even brazilians can make a game without a black trans women?
First of all, hello Regular Studio! Your lazy post made it clear you're OP.I'm glad people are enjoying the game. I played the demo and saw it had potential, but was way too clunky for me. Exploration is cool sometimes but most of the time you're walking forward on an empty space. Combat is annoying and feels boring, which js a shame because and interesting combat could really save this game.Platforming is cool but you're literally punished for exploring. Sometimes you get an orb, but most of the times you get nothing, fall and goes back to the checkpoint, which fells like a punishment for trying to explore.Anyway, good luck kn your dev journey. Wishing you success!
Imagine.
>>738309837>cried about no webms posted last thread>cries about webms posted nowYou'll never be happy. SAD!
When she go MOTOR on you till you SLICE.
>>738310580I'm Brazilian and I'm mad at how many moles the bitch got.That is not the appeal of moles.
>>738310903https://www.nexusmods.com/motorslice/mods/1
>>738310929>Literally the first fucking modOkay that's funny.
Where's the Switch 2 version
>>738310580That’s a good question, actually. Why don’t Brazilian games have blacks in them? Why don’t they want representation in their own games?
>>738310929The desoulification has begun I see...
>>738311010But they do
>goonbait low poly indie platformerHow painfully modern.
>>738311002Its performance is not enough for UE5.
Just finished Chapter 1, what am I in for?
>>738311173a fairly good game made for men that happen to be enjoyers of the female ass
>>738311173Anal gay robot saex
>all these moles on her skinGrossA single mole on the lip or cheekbone is sexo, this just looks like someone sharted in her face
>>738310332Says the schizo developer spamming threads about his clunky game lmao
>>738311173If you're trying to get all orbs (really the main difficulty of the game), 2 is pretty chill except a handful of spots. Chapter 3 is a schizo nightmare.
P's many moles are cute and I am tired of people pretending they are not.
>>738304942brehs... she just ignored me during a cutscene and gave me the silent treatment...im starting to fall for P...
Can you really blame the hueshills for trying to maximize this slop's 48-hour relevancy window? You would do the same if you lived in a third world shithole, don't lie.
>>738310791Webm, not webms.Feel free to post more """""gameplay""""" footage though.
>>738311173All the 'bosses' to be on the same level of complexity as "my biggest attack is trying to tip you out"
game is cool but the girl would be better without the astronomical amount of moles
>>738311559I know you are being ironic. But unironically? I think P would be good wife material.
>>738311573I would definitely not shill my game on /v/. You faggots don't deserve to play my game. The mere fact this favela monkey is shilling his game here, show how fucking desperate of a failure he and his faggots brother is. Absolutely no standards, even willing to ask /v/ trannies for support lmao
Those aren't moles, it's corruption.
>>738311753You mean skin cancer? From polluted air?
>>738311546sorry, moles physically disgust me>>738311753>dev is a tranny with moles on his faceyeah....corruption...totally not a self insert....
>>738311010much better than this waifuslop btwhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2466900/A_Investigao_Pstuma
>>738311792>>dev is a tranny with moles on his facehow do you even know this?
>>738311836>higher rated than motorslopBased
>>738311010Many Latinos get really angry if you say they aren't white.
>>738311974do some very light diggin on the dev and you'll find pics he posted online before he went into gamedev
>>738311010I think I only saw like two or three black people in my trip to Santa Catarina.
>>738305116I'm not fond of furries but I have a feeling you deserved it.
>>738311974Take a look at >>738310119, it says "two brothers". I can already tell you that it's fygoon shitposting, as this is his standard modus operandi regarding games he doesn't like(so literally any indie "competing" with his gay furry vaporware).He always tries to bring tranny discussion into everything, accuses devs of being trannies, and also accuses them of posting here to shill their games, despite being here 24/7 himself. If pressed to the wall he'll just start spamming random shit. He commonly does it in ENA, Peripeteia, and several other game threads.He's extremely easy to spot once you know what to look for, because he has a very specific posting and samefagging style, even when he's ban evading. It's like his sole trick, you know? Like in every ENA thread there's "multiple" anons that supposedly play it for the first time and are confused about game mechanics, or supposedly never seen it before but think it's tranny coded for undisclosed reasons.
>>738310929Does it let me remove individual moles? She doesn't look right completely without them either.
>>738311836>Nigger in the first 6 seconds of the trailer
>>738312643what a sad person to go through all that trouble, thanks for clarifying it
Well this doesn't look ominous at all
>>738305008This nigga doesn't even fucking have a floor in his hovel lmao.
add cum physics to the game and I'll play it
>>738314024How do you even imagine that?
>>738311035Underrated game
>>738312643why does every single game have one dedicated schizo troon attention whoring by fighting with everybody?
>>738314024We need a way to date P first. Then we can talk about the rest.
>>738309131>he thinks that's the ownerYou're not up to date with your internet lore, friend.
>>738314613Did they enter a Peruvian autist's home and document it before robbing him?
>>738314938It's a YouTuber that visited that hellhole after the OG clip >>738305008 blew up online.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheGrefg
P? Fitting name. She make my PP hard.
>>738309429Yes
>>738315237Did he donate a floor? Or use the hive owner for more clicks?
>>738313743wew look at that dumptruck
>>738315548Which one? There's 2 in that image.
>>738315540Probably the latter.
>>738309429a week is extremely generous
>>738315630If I were a successful person I would find ways to provide floors to the people of the world. Except jeets, they would just poop on them.
>>738315775Truly, a Jesus-like Messiah figure.
>>738310359can you tickle her feet?
I'll do a cum tribute on the first picture of P posted in reply to this post.
Stupid sexy P...
Just boughteded. Demo was fun.
>character suddenly loses all momentum and stops dead in mid air during long jumpsInsta uninstalled
>>738316163
>even her goggles have moles
>>738316817
I like mega structures. Only real complaint is that the structure is very gamey. Set up to be an obstacle course with no clear reason for existing. Its not too bad. Really. And the scale of the world makes it easy to handwave as me just not seeing the bigger picture. I like the little spots of greenery. Don't get why people are getting worked up by the robot. Its clearly malfunctioning. You have a normal mechanical response or a glitched response. Neither actually matters because P just hears beeping noises.
>>738317559The robot is literally me and I literally need to be hugged by P to death.
>>738317559I have more of a problem with how absolutely pitiful the megastructure 'elder' machines are in terms of general threat potential. All it took was me flinging a sawblade right back at the heli and it died, why did P feel the need to hide from it when it made it's appearance earlier. Shit like that pisses me off.
No thanks. I've played enough wallrunner platformer games. Maybe I'll pick it up on a sale.
I might try this later cuz megastructures are cool to me and to get a real opinion but I'll say the waifu shit is super fucking cringe.
>>738305008>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/737630934/#737633556>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/737630934/#737641120This is the where the majority of /v/'s userbase posts from btw
>>738310153>he's not getting salesthe game was literally in top 10 globally on steam yesterday. it's still like #11 in the US. i think he's fine especially if he is actually from brazil. he might be the richest person in the entire country now.
>>738306314Indie games aren't very diverse at all.They don't like making anything that i like playing.Not that Anon. Indie devs are so up their own ass that if you simply tell them that there is no golden age of gaming that they're involved in they throw the biggest fucking tantrums. Or their dickrider fans do.
>>738317646It also crashed through a solid concrete wall for no real reason first. The game is easy because of the generous checkpoints so far. But pretty much everything can kill you in one hit.
>>738318630Honestly the checkpoints piss me off too. Sometimes they're reasonable and then sometimes they make me have to do a full minute of walking/slicing to get back to where I was. Demon Tide seriously had the best checkpoint system I've ever seen. Shame the game it came in sucked ass.
>>738306314Also what that anon said was dead on the money because platforming or exploring brutalist architectures is now a cliche in the indie scene.Its been done to death. Megastructure is another newer trend too.
>>738315548it's big because it's full of shitshit is stored in it
>>738318269at least it's not indians
>>738304942Should we address the troolefant in the room?
fixed
Keep trying; maybe one day you will be as bad as Onirisim devs and their groupies.
>>738319783Game is made by a pair of brothers, not sisters so there's nothing to address.
>tapping on P in the menu causes her to flick the mouse awaycute
>>738320160I've made a bunch of Motorslice and Onirism threads. I'm happy to know you're seething in both of those.
>>738318705Not really. Climbing simulators like white knuckle got a bunch of clones. And you got all the climbing games like only up, jump king etc. But these aren't really mega structures. The mega structure needs to be like anor londo. It needs that illusion of once serving some actual purpose in the larger world. MotorSlice is doing a decent job for me so far at keeping that illusion going. Ill have to see how it holds till the end.
>>738320445is onirism finished yet? can i play it? every once in a while i see it gets gigabyte sized updates and makes me think i should keep waiting
>>738318694Try Big hops. It was in a bundle with demon tides on release and i wish i had played it first. It has infinitely more polish.
>>738320597The singleplayer campaign is. If you want online, probably wait a few more months.
I wonder how tall P is?
P-chan x P-chan while Ame and Orbie watch
>I wonder what kind of expressions P can do...lmao
>>738320436>if you keep tapping she closes the game
>>738316817https://files.catbox.moe/kye2z4.jpgI should have probably charged up for an additional day. Gotta stop being so greedy.Anyway, next it'll be Orbie.
>>738322404>>738322394>>738320436>>738322636unironically why not play Prince of Percia instead? Why play the dogshit pseud anime BR game.Chop chop replay the trilogy
>>738322667Warrior within is the only good PoP game and I've played that so much that I could probably do it blindfolded.Also are you a bot?
>>738322763The first one is the best one doe
>>738322667What makes you think I haven't played plenty of PoP over the last 20 years? Do you believe you can only play a single IP per genre?
>>738322814Sands of time is far too dated. Warrior Within can be played any year and it remains one of the best chase sequence games with the best PoP exploration and best PoP combat on the market. I will unironically kill, die and rape for this stance and this hill.
>>738322883>Sands of time is far too dated.And you called me a bot? how dare you, i will end your life
>>738322814>the site is actually real...and apparently some cryptocurrency bullshit tooyou give the good frogposters a BAD name, nigger
>>738322980Look here Frog boy: You know I'm right.
Plowjob
Chainsawjob
I recommend not doing that.
>>738304942She's very votoms coded
not funny my brother died that way
P would do that to you if you asked her for a Plowjob tho.
We need a mod that changes P into Crazy Mita. I mean, she was using a chainsaw too. You all remember MiSide, right? Good times.
>still only 1 (one, uno, eins, un, ichi) webm of gameplay out of multiple threads and hundreds of postsWhat are the motorslice afraid of? Why can't they show gameplay?
The game is decent, not really challenging but it's neat.I like that the megastructure isn't necessarily "infinite" and stretches off into the horizon and you can actually see and explore most of it.I'm playing mostly for the girl anyways. I wish there was something for zooming in on her ass while she was climbing shit.That said I wanna give special thanks to Steam for giving me a discount cause I already owned AI Limit in an apparent bundle this game is in. Love that shit.
>>738324242>waifuslop done much, much better>still died in less than a weekuh oh, tick tock huebros
>>738324757This game has gameplay, though.
>>738314183I think it's maybe two or three schizos across the whole board who have nothing irl to keep them busy.
>>738324868
scuffed pop
Someone pls upload a webm of your gameplay already, so that the anon can be satiated.
lol
>>738325102https://youtu.be/ZL6FY9u1sxc
>>738324668There's a free demo.
>>738304942Does this rely on memes and references to succeed? If so, it's shitLooks like shit otherwise
>>738325341Not giving your video any view count.
>>738325536It relies on you hyperfixating on the girl and not the bland gameplay
>>738325596Sounds like a (You) issue then.
>>738324606I'm not a jewtuber, why would I record myself? There's a download link in the archives, play it yourself if you want to see gameplay you lazy niggerfaggot.
>>738325624I think the gameplay is fine. What makes it bland to you? I am curious.
>>738305056It's probably the point. Deliberately keep the discussion shit and useless so all lurkers and participants really take in is the product.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmm5yNqjH7gdiscuss the OST, enough "waifu this" and "gameplay that"
>>738325968I can tell you since I personally did seven hours of this garbage; It does nothing new. It's the same kind of micro traversal of a megastructure we've seen before. The controls are super clunky and obnoxious, manuvering around is finicky at best and infuriating at worst and doesn't fit P's character as someone who's job is to meander around such huge and dangerous areas full of bars and poles and certain death drops. She should be so much more agile and quick but her speed is pathetic. The combat is fixed from the demo but it's still fucking terrible and above all it reeks of being written by a stinky brown virgin loser. It's mediocre and insultingly so when it could be so much better. Don't even get me started on the 'bosses' either.
>>738326145>STOP TALKING ABOUT CRITICAL FLAWS WITH THE GAME AND JUST GROOVEYea the ost is mediocre to serviceable. Too bad its a video GAME and not a video MUSIC.
>>738326145I've seen people praising it, but so far I've only heard background music, it's nice but there wasn't a single track that stood out. Maybe it's because I'm only starting chapter 4.
>>738326145mediocre like the rest of the game
Too many troons are seething at this game so now I have to try it
>>738326595If you do be sure to post gameplay
>>738317559I only wish Japs will start suing shitty gamedevs that are trying to bait customers with the word "megastructure".You expect the same amount of effort that Nihei Tsutomu put in Blame, but you end up with various degrees of bad, ranging from Lorn's Lure bad to THIS bad."Megastructure" as a game genre is completely fake, there are no games that would be defining a working formula for the genre.
>>738326340How would you improve it then? What can you add to the base formula of this kind of platformer? To me fall control, motorslice, the game's setting and interactive camera all feel pretty fresh. Do you know any better Prince of Persia clones? And I'm sorry but I cannot take anyone who unironically uses the word clunky seriously, I've only ever seen underages, drooling retards or underaged drooling retards describe games this way.
>>738326896>I only wish Japs will start suing shitty gamedevs that are trying to bait customers with the word "megastructure".why would they sue over that, they don't own the term
>>738326145Gives me traumatic flashbacks of catching fish in a mermaid's garden. Fuck, I can't wait for Sinker Sound to come out of Early Access in a year or two.
>>738327119He's a tendie. He thinks that characters turning their head to look at things belongs to japan.
>>738327119He is referencing a manga that took place in a giant city called the megastructure. Like its a proper name. >>738326896Nobody is ripping off blame because nobody read blame.
>>738326896>the same amount of effort that Nihei Tsutomu put in BlameNihei is a hack and I don't trust him to put out quality work ever since Knights of Sidonia.
Powerscaling P. P-owerscaling, even. I mean she is at least building level in terms of strength given the huge machines she parries. Kinda weak in terms of durability though. Some falls she dies from I feel a real human being would survive.
Started to play and oh wow I seriously hate the voices. And I know how it sounds but the moans and panting from P when you are just moving around is fucking annoying. And you know that meme about "The Anime Voice" it is seriously just that. Gameplay wise it's "fine" but I wonder if it gets better or not.
>>738326340>doesn't fit P's character as someone who's job is to meander around such huge and dangerous areas full of bars and poles and certain death drops. She should be so much more agile and quick but her speed is patheticThe fuck are you on about, she moves exactly how you'd expect someone like her to move. Even the annoying fall damage makes sense when you compare her height to the scale of the game. The only thing that looks weird are long jumps, it's like she has an orange magnet in her ass that magically extends her airtime.
>>738304996Can a game just not be fun anymore?
>>738327884The guy got 2B to voice his waifu
>>738328024Can you post an example?
>>738327989>it's like she has an orange magnet in her ass that magically extends her airtimeNo, it's just because her ass is so big it has its own gravity well.
>>738328189Oh Yui Ishikawa is in this?If you meant any other than Japanese cast: Kill yourself.
>>738328189>The guy got 2B to voice his waifuYou're shitting me. Was Automata's english dub this bad too? I mean I assumed it was, that's why I immediately switched to japanese.
>>738327081Increase movement speed by at least 20%increase clamber speed on poles by 30%Make P quieter or remove her sounds of exhaustionRemove the fucking blush bullshit because it's not conducive to the game being good in any capacityincrease risk of bosses by making them actually a danger including traps and weapons on their general corpus or even other construction vehicles. The big walker in chapter three was the fattest disappointment I've experienced this year.Make checkpoints function similar to Demon TidesFix the camera so it's always the responsibility of the player to position it, no more flipping back and forth from side to side while doing tic tacs and giving me a fucking headache. What else? Glad you askedRemove the slacker conversations, they serve absolutely nothing except act as a window into the mind of a brown loserIncrease the scale of enemiesIncrease the scale of the megastructureMake orb hunts more engaging instead of just the same three styles of tricks you have to do (The minute I saw the "wall run around a big circle to collect an orb" trick the second time I knew I shouldn't bother going for 100% anymore because this game doesn't respect my time.)Make the game respect the player's time by not punishing you for wanting to explore. The amount of times I've gone around a corner hoping to see some kind of point of interest or something at least, y'know, interesting, and it's a fucking dead end or a grey door that's uninteractable? Why make a fucking staircase so long and so far down if it IS A DEAD END.Make Sonic's arms greyJust to name a few.
>>738328189I didn't know that but I've never played that series before but if that's really how she sounds than yikes
>>738328297The dev got Kiera Knightly or whatever her name is to voice P in English. For the most part the voice acting is serviceable but I can't stand hearing her pant like a fat man who just had to chase some black kids who stole his phone while dining at a Chubby Cheese Steaks establishment.
>>738328534That is such an oddly specific thing to say lmao
>>738328347>Increase movement speed by at least 20%>increase clamber speed on poles by 30%>increase risk of bosses>Increase the scale of enemies>Make the game respect the player's time by not punishing you for wanting to explore.Fair>Make P quieter or remove her sounds of exhaustion>Remove the fucking blush>Remove the slacker conversationsGay>Fix the camera Works on my machine
>>738327081>motor slice is freshIt's literally just wall climbing but automatic and you sometimes have to change direction. That's not new, that's the same thing but you put a mask on it. >clunky only used by underages etcYou try getting down from a ledge to grab an orb you missed and dying fifteen times because P won't turn mid air or fall off a ledge or grab the fucking crack in the wall. Or you try platforming on very specific spots and falling into a mine. Also as an addition to my checklist; Make tictacking far faster. Waiting for her to climb up a wall each time I bounced to the other side was infuriating.
>>738328667Wait till you google the name "Patrick Tomlinson" and "Chubby Cheesesteaks" together.
>>738328297He obviously picked Kira Buckland based off her being dub 2B get mad at him not me>>738328332Enough that it came out the character is mischaracterized in the dub compared to the original
>>738305008Peruario...
Is there a single game universally liked by /v/? I have to know.
brazilian dev won
>>738328710>You try getting down from a ledge to grab an orb you missedjump backwards then slice forwards. in general air slicing is insanely powerful
>>738329084I hear Snootgame is pretty unanimous even though I personally don't care about it. And I make up 5% of a /v/ vote.
>>738329084DS2
>>738329084revengeance
>>738329152>jump backwardsThe fuck? I've been pretty thorough in my exploration of the very shallow mechanics and I don't recall a single instance of being able to do like a mayro style back hop.
>>738328297lmao retard
>>738329084undertale
>>738329229doesn't it get criticized for having its parry mechanics too easy or something?
>>738328347>Make the game respect the player's timeStop reading right there, kindly off yourself and your reddit rhetoric.
So do zoomers just not play video games then? This is the most "we want the zoomer audience" turboslop I've seen in a while and it's flopping
>>738311010>>738311035>>738311836Brazilians make games with black, yellow, blue, purple, red, etc. colored characters. Can't get more inclusive than this.
>>738329349lollmao, even
>>738315540the youTuber donated enough money for a floor and walls, but he ended up using most of it to upgrade his pc
>>738329283The very first level has multiple orbs that teach you this tech.You can't wallrun after this but you can cling to cracks and motorslice.
>>738305004If you played the demo it was obvious it was trash from the beginning. The movement feels like one of Sony's cutscene games, not a platformer. It's embarrassing
>>738329435Hey retard, don't let me get in your way of wandering into a maze full of twists and turns that leads to literally nothing! If YOU want to explore a map only to realize everything leads to dead ends with fake doors, that's YOUR prerogative. But for the White people with more than double digit IQ, we want something a little bit better.
>>738329084Poke ALL Toads.
>>738329084Cave Story
>>738329963>decided to play that recently>was going great>Get to the part where the doctor falls out of a portal in front of me in the hell dimension that witch put me in>decide to investigate because he's clearly a friendly NPC and why would I possibly ignore him>get the jump booster>awsick.jpg now I can double jump>Get told by a friend when I update him as to how far I am that by doing that I raped myself out of the good endingThat's when I realized Cave Story is SHIT.
Played through the demo. There is no reason to play this instead of some random Tomb Raider community level.I never thought anyone would play through a Uncharted/God of War style AAA action-adventure platforming section and think that was a worthwhile experience or get inspired by it, but that's all the damn demo was.
>>738330086The best ending is supposed to be a secret and is made obtuse on purpose(think of it like those "you can save Aerith" rumors except real), it's definetly not meant to be achieved on a first playthrough because not only is it not as impactful if you didn't experience the regular ending beforehand(there are lots of story changes) but it's also a huge difficulty spike.Basically your friend spoiled you.
>>738330731There isn't a single person on the face of the map who witnesses an established friendly character appear out of the blue in a dangerous and hostile location and thinks "I should totally ignore that." That kind of game design is disgusting and vile.
>>738326685Not a chance you freak. You want to see gameplay, go play a game. Whiny freak.
>>738330930Yes. That is what I said, it's meant as a secret and is obtuse on purpose. So that first time players don't accidentally stumble upon it.
>>738329924> Poke ALL Toads.No we don’t the fairies are asshole for not leaving the toads alone
>>738329812Not him but If your talking about that one that's over the ledge in the first level, I actually just got it by pushing a box into it.That mid-air attack shit feels super janky though I used it to get a couple orbs in chapter 3 and I felt like I cheesed the fuck out of it.
MOTORboating P's sweaty tomboy tits until sheSLICEme with her chain-sword
>>738331546it's very much intended since the orb in the spot of that webm requires motorslicing up the pillar then chainsaw flying across to a ledge above the door.
>freak schizo is back
I wonder if P has any moles on her cheeks too
I wonder why freaks never shut the fuck up.
>>738332418Connect the dots with P.
>macaco zoomers in charge of "organic" marketing
>>738329084tetris
>>738333094kek>>738333023nigga u gay
>>738333291I know it's a meme response because /v/ likes it because it's old and everyone played when they were kids it but even tetris gets plenty of haters here.
>>738329084Lemmings
>>738333873>even tetris gets plenty of haters hereto be fair, the game is repetitive and CLUNKY so yeah
No armpit shots?
>>738334463Hey man, you can't please everyone with just one game now.
>>738334975Just give her different costumes, ogling her is 95% of the game's appeal anyway.
>>738312756It's based on a book writen by a black guy
Motorslice threads won't be going anywhere.
>>738329084w101 before the newfag cancer
>>738304942I wish people would make actually good 3D platformers. Games like this made by people who wouldn't know schmoovement if it slapped them in the face are just no good
>streamer streaming to 8k viewers dropped this game and complained about the controls being jankKek, not a good look
so should i get the game or not
>>738338295I'd say yes. But it's better you play the demo first.
Are we being too harsh on the macacos? They never pretended this was a good game or even fun to play, they just lean into the waifuslop (which is all this garbage is). Their only crime is how embarassingly much they bump their own threads. Also being macacos of course.
The people who are praising this game in spite of it being blatant garbage were the same ones who attacked Neptunia and Senran Kagura fans back in the day for liking fanservice slop. It's literally the most obvious hypocrisy I have ever seen. None of them actually like Motorslice, you can go on Steam yourself and see how many positive reviews have complaints in them. But because it has a waifu in it and she acts 5% lewder than Bluesky is normally fine with, the discourse has to be cancerous.
>>738338352>Are we being too harsh on the macacos?You can never be too harsh on macacos
>>738338363Schizo
>>738338363Please kill yourself retard.What fucking waifu I'm playing this for the megastructure aspect of it and I love parkour games. I would play it even if it had a male protagonist.
Too bad this isn't on Switch 2 or I'd get it
>>738338363meds
>cheese my way over a moderately sized gap>follow the path on the other side>world disappears and I fall to my death>skip two chapters instantly.Wow, and the chapter select for everything up until that point is unlocked too wtf.Wanna see if there's anything for all orbs tho so I gotta go back.
Just boughted the gameIf fygoon is shitting himself over it it must be good.
in selfie mode her mouth looks like a sphincter
>>738305116Kek
>>738329768Kek based
>Cute girl I will now buy your game
>>738345904>Thread is approaching page 10I will now bump my own thread
It's my thread actually.
>>738329084Monster Girl Quest
This game is fun but I'm taking my time playing one chapter a day. I wish the platforming was harder, the game has weird physics it feels like you're a magnet to platforms it's very forgiving.
>>738348130I hate monster propaganda.
parrying giant bosses gives my brain the happy juice
>>738348130Still need to get back to that, somehow dropped it in I think the 3rd part when shit gets crazy. That daystar move still burned in my brain cause the dialogue for it is so cool
>>738348130garbage, I need a game that let's me exterminate all monsters
if anything, she should have MORE moles
i made this game
I see the game dev is non stop shilling their shit game. Nobody is going to buy your slop.
>>738354614no I am the one that made game
>>738354701I buyed it
>>738354701I boughted it for she
>>738304942>Uncharted platformingInto the trash it goes
I made the game
>>738305008this is someone's discord kitten
how did you get a gamepass slot
>>738304942game's finally out, huh? guess i'll pick it up soon.
>>738354701i purscht for free on game pass
>has to keep saving his own thread from getting yeeted to the archive because nobody else gives a shit>my game WONo im laffin
>>738359535fuck off
>>738304942literally who
>>738359661>>738359880i know i'm talking to a favelamonkey here but please have some shame
>>738346756I bumped it just to piss you off
Shit ending
>>738359535https://store.steampowered.com/app/3229980/This_Is_Fine_Maximum_Cope/
>>738307185not surprised
Why do they want me to goon to this game so badly?
https://files.catbox.moe/kye2z4.jpg
>>738315986This
>>738362270
https://www.gog.com/en/game/motorslice
>make a game that is less about the gameplay and more about gooning to the main character>make the main character look like Deku if he trooned out and had skin cancerfor what purpose
I haven't seen a game get shilled this hard in a long time
>>738364713https://www.gog.com/en/game/motorslice
>>738304942Sweet it's also on GOG might look into it
I haven't seen a game get shilled this hard in a long time tho
>>738366194>Casualties: Unknown
This game? Shilled.
His pants? Shitted
If a figure of P comes out I'm cum jar'ing her.
Even gacha threads have more discussion about their game than this.
>>738367725That's objectively wrong.
>>738367725Even shill threads have more shills than this wtf is going on where are all the shills.
i guess you could call this game the lies of pheh heh
>>738367917https://files.catbox.moe/7sa6zq.jpg
It's not really a particularly upsetting game, dunno why the handle has been flown off. It's just a 3D platformer, it's not woke, it's not made by some company or moron you happen to hate, it's not created by one of the random countries people tend to seethe about, it didn't have pre-order sales to make people mad, or a kickstarter, it hasn't donated money to black lives matter so it's decidely strange there's so many seething freaks here.
>>738368862The problem is it's not a very good game full stop.If your only context of 'good game' is 'is it made by people I disagree with' then you're a retard.
>>738304942I refunded that shit after noticing it was goonslop created by people who played Nier Automata for 2B's ass and nothing more.
>>738311035Unironically one of the better metroidvanias that came out recently
>>738368862>b-but you have to like my game, here's a bunch of reasons why that have nothing to do with the actual fucking gamethis macaco's brain is actually fried kek
>>738369002okay. bad games come out every day, what makes this one different?
>>738369650I was personally excited for this one.
>>738369025So they played Nier Automata for the only good thing about it? What's the problem with that?
>>738366194it's not even the most shilled game on /v/ today
>>738369650Because it wasn’t marketed like shovelware, retard.They hyped it up with the whole “love letter to the genre” spiel, had every mid-tier e-celeb calling it a hidden gem, and then you boot it up and it’s the most paint-by-numbers, committee-designed slop imaginable.>derivative mechanics >floaty controls >story that thinks it’s deeper than it is >soundtrack doing 90% of the emotional heavy lifting If this just shadow dropped at $15 nobody would care. Instead it got treated like the second coming and people feel baited. That’s literally it.
>>738370009>I have been...BETRAYEDlmao you actually have a narcissist complex. everyone here is personally the developer. the game was marketed exclusively to you. The game being bad is a personal insult directed directly at you. The Motorslice helicopters have been following you to starbucks. I'd watch out for mirrors, you might accidentally see yourself in there and get trapped forever.
>>738367558She'll just motorslice outta there. And then mototslice your dick on the vertical.
>>738370265Not if I eat the chainsaw first. Toy story taught me a valuable lesson.
>>738305008I think it's cozy.If the outside had grass instead of dirt and some actual trees, it would be cozy as fuck.
>>738348320The game would benefit from having different difficulties you could select from.
>>738370315but the chainsaw is gonna hurt your throat
>>738370459Not if it isn't revving you buffoon
>>738307034Is this a bug? Where are the textures? And why that one texture which managed to load is misaligned and lacks any normal maps and any detail?
>>738370165the dudes a fucking idiot don't bother responding to his shit anymore. in fact you posted alysa will likely trigger his incel reflexes and he's just gonna go off on you now.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2830030/discussions/0/844005195821106429This should be more than enough to convince you the playerbase of this game is mentally retarded.
>>738370576you made that cringy post yourself and linked it here as part of your retarded vendetta against this game
>>738371123I'm sure all of the other hundreds of cringe reviews with the same behavior is that anon as well, right?
>>738371123I genuinely wish I was that out of touch and retarded because then I wouldn't be burdened with the curse of sapience.
>>738371226yeah, why not? What exactly is stopping you from being every single reviewer of the game?
>>738370576anon...cringe shit can be found in a lot of places, even here ob /v/does that mean that everyone on here is mentally retarded?
>>738371526Yes.
>>738371526Yes, newfag.
>>738304942good game
>>738371226>hundreds of cringe reviewsPost links to at least two hundred of those cringe reviews or I will buy three more copies of this game to gift to my friends who have it wishlisted.
>>738371998>I will buy three more copies of this game to gift to my friends who have it wishlistedquit stealing my gimmick
>>738371526
It's just 2 schizos that are keeping this thread alive, quite pathetic.
>>738371982>The game developer bought the game for the parents.
[Buy a fucking ad]
>>738304996X product sounds pretty good if it won. Where can I find it to learn more?
>>738372397Go buy Motorslice.
this bump has been sponsored by the developers of motorslice
I don't have a job so there's nothing stopping me from doing this all night.
I like to see games doing well.
>>738377095
>Brazillians astroturfing their dogshit, low-effort, soulless, derivative jank on /v/>yet "people" still try to insist that corpos aren't running far more sophisticated and effective campaignsSo that's it huh? It's all advertisers? Are any of you faggotniggers even real?
>>738304942>Game has DE-MEATED mechanics
>>738307185>>738307501
>>738372198At this point we have gone beyond so many layers of meta ironic shitposting, that it wouldn't surprise me if a discord group that's truly unaffiliated with the game is running a fake promotion effort for some random no-name game purely for "the memes". Funny prank, but it's still stupid and gay if that's the case because with the nature of the site, it looks exactly the same as if the developers hired them to do it.
>>738377595nta but it does feel like it's just 1 retard falseflagging the whole time
>>738371982Can you buy the game for me too anon pretty please
>>738378416It's free on game pass or torrent.
>>738378583I dont like pirating indie games or supporting Microsoft
>>738306351there's combat? I thought it's all chainsaw themed parkour.
>2 days after release>not a single webm of gameplayBros... this ain't looking good...
>>738377581I see now.
>>738378416nta, but if you're not american or european I'll gift it to you.
>>738379538Hey, lazy ass. Read the thread. Or at least do ctrl f webm>>738306351>>738307034>>738307686>>738329812
>>738380652Is Asia good for you?
>>738380818It's extremely painful.
The checkpoints in this game are absolutely retarded. More often than not you get sent ahead to places you've never reached.
>>738380941You're a yellow guy
>>738381012Fu Yu
>>738380996Sometimes the game sends you entire chapters ahead.
>>738380818yeah, it should be fine.
>>738380996>take wrong turn>end up in next area>*checkpoint*>run back to take the other path to get orbs I missed>die because I'm a shitter>checkpoint puts me back at next area and have to runback againman I wish they'd let us hit old checkpoints
>>738383414Lets try thenhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/TheBlackLagoonCompany/
is there a check point or chapter select after you beat the game? been a bunch of times that I've soft locked myself out of an orb, would hate to have to play the game from the start trying to collect them all.
>>738305398does rain in the mountains?
Man this game's combat feels like complete shit, would have been better if they just ditched it and stuck to designing the whole thing around the parkour
I need more pictures of her looking at the camera, please help me with that.
>>738384159Yikes.
This is still the best brazilian game ever.
>>738304942oh hey I saw clips of this on YouTube. It's out?
If you run off a ledge or drop off a wall without jumping, using the chainsaw will reset your jump, allowing you to jump once in air. Touching a wall resets this, allowing from infinite wall jumps and wall runs against a single wall.
>>738377532NIGGER 288 NIGGER 288 NIGGER NIGGER
>>738384159You look like you enjoy video games
>>738384159>professional beggardude come on
>>738384905Based tranny
>>738305008>no flooringBrazilians live better than this.
>you lose all momentum after a certain amount of air time when jumpingThis is getting really annoying since some jumps seem possible but just inexplicably aren't
>>738384905But anon, that's not Pipistrello
>>738304942now this is epic
>>738385009yes
>>738315986This, I would insta buy this game if that was an option
>>738328332I would argue voice direction is more important than the individual talent of the actor for the final product's quality.
>>738380767>1 webm is a cinematic>1 webm is a dude jumping and attacking>1 webm is walking across a thing>1 webm actually shows some gameplay of a boring ass deflect systemBro... can we just be honest and admit that people don't post webms of gameplay becuase there is no good gameplay?
>>738305398Peru is very dry
>>738377391Onirism is proof that shilling games is pointless on /v/, years of shilling the game and the game never broke a few hundred people playing it. Why would corpos waste their time and money on this place with no numbers, full of broke ass people who hate anything new anyways?
Your game takes 8 minutes to complete, what the hell.
>>738393257You can easily wrong warp to chapter 7 and then skip 7 and 8 almost completely.
>>738393460Actually, there is a way to wrong warp from the tutorial to chapter 8. The current speedrun is a little over 5 minutes.
Macacoslice answers the age-old question of "What if Stellar Blade was made by two monkeys living in a favela?"Worse than being Brazilian, they're zoomers, so their idea of goonbaiting is a boring anime character who makes ahegao faces like their favorite e-troonsJust a slopfest all around
UUUOOOHHHVIDEO GAME EROTICME SEE GAME WITH BOOBAME PLAY GAME WITH BOOBAUNGA BUNGA BOOBAPLAY ONE HANDEDUNGA BUNGA COOMAME POST ON VIDYA BOARDHEY VIDYA BOARDME COOMYOU COOM?UUUOOOHHHVIDYA COOM
>no final bossFuck you, dev.
>>738393867No one will remember this next week so let them have their moment.
