Squid
>>738407132doesnt look like one. bad design.
>>738407132That's an octopus THOUGH
rape
>>738407132
>>738407324not an argument>>738407453elaborate please (with images)
>>738407132I heard this thing has a penisCan anyone confirm?
>>738407685You heard wrong.
Are squid’s still racist against octolings?
>>738407132I love her slanty eyes. We need more monolid qts.>>738407685She’s not. Troons tried to claim that she was “nonbinary” but got BTFO by Nintendo.
>>738407820Only the old people
Post messy hair squids
Sex with squids
>>738407685>>738407859>Splatoon 3 prerelease trailer>weirdos think she's "nonbinary" because she wasn't referred to as female since she was part of a trio>Nintendo representative at an event says she's female>faggots say it doesn't count because it was a Nintendo American representative, not a Nintendo Japan representative>wiki writers even wouldn't concede, listed her gender as unspecified, and had an entire section on her character page about it
>>738407820Captain Cuttlefish keeps the race war going.
The worst part about Raiders is that we probably won't see Marina
>>738407685yesmine
>>738407685God I wish
>>738410903Good, she's in too many things.
>>738411521She's not in enough things honestly
That's an Octoling. This is a Squid.
>>738411967I think that's just sloppa.
>>738411967Sexy squid sloppa
>>738408964look he's an old man, he probably doesn't even realize agent 3 is one of 'them'
>>738407132>>738407787>>738410903Sarashi sex
>>738408696>wiki writers even wouldn't concede, listed her gender as unspecified, and had an entire section on her character page about itWhy are they like this? Imagine thinking this is some important battle that needs to be fought.
>>738407132shiver's an octoling you DUMBO
I prefer Frye.
>>738412345>>738413309It's actually not slop, believe it or not.
>>738414758traced slop is slop
>>738414516You just prefer Frye's mega tits.
>>738414976I mean she's got other perks too.
>>738415062You may be right.
>>738407685No, you're thinking of the green one
>>738415946...there's a green one?
>>738416531There's 3. But one is the greenest of them all
>>738415062damn she shits with that ass?!
>>738407685Yes, in her octopussy daily
>>738414516I almost always prefer the octos but Frye is a good squid.
>>738407132Shiverfags are the biggest tourists on /v/, you don't even know her species
Pearl is most peoples last place for idols, but I like her big shiny forehead
These pics make me want to play their game. But not really. But kinda. What game is this?
>>738418453I like her because she makes my penis hard. Of course I don't know anything about her, I would never actually play these shit ass games.
>>738420580Pearl is ugly but her personality is the best. Octo Expansion did wonders for her.
>>738418542how can a girl knock up another girl
>>738421374All squids shoot ink if you comprehend my euphemism
i want to rub my finger around her suction cups
considering breaking armor means losing a layer of clothingthinking about (inner)three splashdowning eight and eight lying down arms open wide in anticipation
>>738420850This
She looks so silly in there
I want to. Fill the Shiver Gauge
>>738420580She's my silver medal behind MarieFrye is the only bad one
>>738422287frye is cute... her giant floppy ears...
>>738407132she FUCKS and SUCKS young inkling boys.. voraciously.
its funny how you all act like every idol isn't ugly
Why are chinese women so flat?
Why is she looking at me like that. How will I ever focus when she will be on my desk looking at me like that. This is dangerous
>>738422287>>738420850I like her attitude and outfits, even if she is tiny
Hold still
>>738420850Pearl is the cutest. Look at this drawing I made of her
>>738407132Sir, now ah say ah say SIR! Dat right thar, now dat right thar is an OCTOPUS. Sir.
>>738408964The dumb part about this art is that Nu-Three is a Splatsville Octoling. So Her ancestors were completely uninvolved with the Great Turf War.
>>738418542Imagine being Callie and having to compete with that? Simply unfair...
>>738422503Flat?
>>738427316What Callie lacks in booba, she makes up for with her booty.
>>738428201But Marie's fat in booty, too.
>>738428924Where are they off to, anon?
I went out and bought a Switch 2 today, just for Splatoon Raiders.
>>738429148Shiver's fat ass would be proud.
>>738428975
>>738429228I probably should have waited longer to do it, but I concerned Nintendo might increase the price before July.
>>738428975To find the One Piece
>>738427683lmfao those are testicles bro
>>738429934>*Crushes you with her "testicles"
>>738411967Built...
*sigh*Am I really gonna jerk off to cephalopods?
>>738430241
>>738430474Yes. Yes I am.
>>738430241Yes. Yes you are.
>>738428923True, but Callie's booty is the superior of the two because she works out.
Sex with octoboys
i wanna be a cute octo..
>>738430973Oh?
>>738430683
>>738431097A male inkling made this post
>>738430121Indeed.
Not enough Squid and Octopus Feet here time to change that.
>>738431798Fucking octo invasion, get OUT of my Inkopolis.
>>738431798team steal ya boy
wmy
>>738432586
>>738429306>Over a goddamn waterfallOh no->>738429497I wish them lucky that journey.
>>738431428Callie was Team Fit.
>All this deep cutI thought /v/ was a marina board
>>738431885Shiver doesn't even live in Inkopolis.
>>738433741We're all just excited for Raiders
will the new splatoon game be censored? I want more official squid ass + cunny.
>>738433741It is.
>>738433741>Marina /v/ Belongs to the Squid Sisters
>>738435576/v/ will always be for marina
>>738435739And yet Team Present lost
>>738433741>>738435665None of them will have sex with you
>>738435881objectively incorrect
how did nintendo got away with this /v/
Marina is the gold standard
>>738435816Not in our hearts.
>>738431905>>738432586>>738433053I want to worship female inkling/octoling feet
>>738431885
Woomy.
>>738435556Guess it depends on just how many outfits we can find for the Mechanic.
>>738435881marina would be interested in my gamedev career and ui design ... for sure...
>>738436840>Captain Cuttlefish tells Marina that weapons she designed have done in previous Agents.
>>738436902She knows what they did. She made them
Inksack drainers?
Booba or Ass
Hey kid.
>>738437561ass
>>738437561Booba.
>>738437561ass. even when its on a chest.
>>738437561Either as long as it's on Marie
>>738437645scary slithery octopus crawling onto and taking what's hers
woomy
>>738437561>Marie isn't the boob oneC'mon now.
>>738437561Ass
Kiss the veemo. Cuddle the veemo. Romance the veemo. Make the veemo feel loved.
>>738439861Molest the veemo on the train.
>>738440032Never sexually assault the veemo. She must be groped and loved in the safety of home, after lots of kisses and sweet talk.
>>738440275I do with her as I please, as she is mine to command.
>>738440350I'm going to take all the octo girls away from you, you clearly can't be trusted with them.
>>738440449They submit to me willingly, it is our right as humans to command the cephalopods.
>>738440519We must be better teachers and set examples so they won't learn from humanity's mistakes. Especially when octo girls are so pure. I will gather them, teach them, love them, and protect them from those who would do them harm.
>>738440829I will impregnate them.
>>738437657Anal wife
>>738441304For shame, anon. For shame.
Is Side Order fun?
>>738442070Fun, but a little lacking in content. You get your money's worth but it leaves you wishing for a little more.But more importantly, ass.
>>738442248>>738442419OUGH
>>738442248>>738442419Massive splat targets...
>>738443868Stupid cephalopod bitches need anal correction.
>>738443868Splatterzones big enough for a massive FFA turf war.
>>738444115Marina.. lay off the Deep-Fried Shwaffles...
>>738407132That's a man baby
>>738443920Imagine the double buttjobs.>>738444115Trying to see who can ink the most turf...
>>738444554Endurance runs where we don't stop spew ink until everyone's tanks are empty and we rank everyone based on performance...
>Everyone is wearing some form of swimwear >Except for Captain Three, she's naked for some reason I blame Callie.
These are the girls that saved the world...
>Ramdomly organizing my switch screenshots>See my Grand Festival videos and pics>Remember the threads and the event>Get sadI miss it so much bros...
>>738442419>>738443051>>738443920Imagine their toilets...
>>738444929The unrepentant march of time anon.
>>738444929>tfw you remember the rabid dog that was Team Present and how no matter what, they had this autistic grudge towards us on Team Past and would either go full feral mutt during Tri-Colour, or would actively help Team Future when teamed up with Past
>>738444812Hey, she's got bottoms on at least.
>>738407132Been out of the loop, what's this Raiders thing I heard about? A side game?
>>738445080>A G-string so tiny you can barely see it.Yep, Callie's fault.
I prefer two team fests
>>738445159Depends how fried the squid in question is: the darker ones get the sauce poured on them, the lighter ones get it stuffed into them!
>>738444929Share them!
>>738444812Based
>>738445159Why the fuck were their Summerfest outfits so fucking hot? Also, Team In.
>>738445493You just know that Callie did things to her.
>>738445493The sisters are pedophiles...
>>738444743I guess I better spray a lot so I don't fall behind!
Hope this in the next game
>>738445558I mean, realistically speaking. Captain Three's age is never specified, it's only listed as 'at least 14' for Splat 1 because that's when most Inklings start playing Turf War. So technically speaking, she's could be the same age or a year younger than them.
>>738445621I mean all the named characters are adults by 3, Callie and Marie are approaching hag status.
>>738445328I like this one, I was abusing the freecam mod a lot
>>738445620piss please i have seen enough squid girl shit....
>>738445942>pictured: the eternal winners
>>738444929I still have my folder full of a handful of Grand Festival images, anon, and I miss it too. But time marches on and time waits for nobody.>>738445942I absolutely love that snapshot! 10/10.
>>738443868GUH
>>738445819Wow, Captain Three has two cute hags for girlfriends? Lucky bitch.
>>738444951Yeah, me.
>>738445589HOLY FUCK I need to ink.
>>738446895I could go for a quick private match.
>>738447173Just 1 splatgun vs another?
>>738447173How quick? Because I can squeeze in a cameo real quick too.
>female 3Everyone knows 3 is a guy who goes home to fuck his octo wife.
>>738447320
bees
>>738447271>>738447298If you guys don't mind squading up for a quick game then neither do I.
>>738447430I'm already hitting quickplay as fast as I can! Might end up blowing my ink all over spawn at this rate...
>>738447298It's the first match of the day for me. It will barely take any time.>>738447430Already pumping my...uh ink into my splatgun.
>troon ERPing with himself againYou're fucking pathetic man.
>>738447493Huffffff, Marie always maximizes my nozzle's efficiency! So much ink in so little time, phew. First match of the day always hits better than the rest.
>>738446261Yeah I just get a bit of nostalgia seeing them, good times, I still remember seeing the final song live or rainbow color inkantstion>>738446219My wife, I'm glad calliechads and mariechads finally could combine their autism into turbostomping yurifags
>>7384473812gay
>>738447721Spew those ink globs, make sure to cover as much surface area of Marie as you can!
>>738447721Uhh, Anon. That's a little *too* racy for a blur board....
>>738447754I don't specifically have a problem with yuri, but I did have a problem with the unsavory types plaguing the game for a long time. Thankfully, it was proven once and for all that they're terrible.
>>738447754I ended up having Three Wishes in my listening rotation for weeks after Grand Festival because it was just that amazing.
>>738447636>>738447721You guys are going so fast I barely even got a chance to host. Here you go.
>children's game>attracts faggotsLol
Oh since we have the mod in here that only allows erp talk about your inkling cucking you while you are not playing, can you ban this general of pokemon(has its own board) that is just a stream twitch chat(offtopic) and AI(also offtopic). That's clear 3 strikes and should be moderated.>>738440408>>738440408>>738440408
>>738448217>implying our worthless nigger mods are here to do anything that might actually improve the board like permabannimg this /trash/ rejectLol, lmao even.
>>738446895I'll never understand why the fella that made that model gave Callie so many freckles.
>Illegal Turf War manoeuvre #6
>>738449746Some artists give characters their own personal spin. Sometimes it is so much that it turns into a OC too.
>>738448217Settings > Filters and Post Hiding instead of being a moderation beggar
doing this to every friendship bracelet woomy
>>738450625Do your job you lazy slob. It's literally so much less work done by everyone if you just do your job and ban it instead of making everyone hide threads that should be banned on sight.
>>738451275>>738450625
>>738437561>>738445159
>>738450315Quickly, name every stage this would be advantageous
>>738454094feels like those teams should be reversed
>>738431491god damnthumbnail looks like a salmon
watch out for takozonesu
how did Splatoon manage to create so many sexy girls?
>>738407132Shiver is fakesmug and would yield under penis with ease.Marie on the other hand is truesmug and would make you yield to her squidholes
>>738454528japanese magic
Controls filtering me and gyroscope doesn't help, plus I am not good at multiplayer shooters, is single player worth it if I like game's world and squid kids?
>>738456068if you want sp only start with splatoon 2 (main campaign is meh, but octo expansion is legitimately one of the switch 1's best games)gyro takes ages to get used to, don't worry about it. once you get used to it there's no comparison
>>738456472Thanks anon, I'll try
What is it with sudden surge of Splatoon threads
>stayed up all night due to wanting to bang ceph girlsI regret nothing.
>>738454094Is the question what i'd like my wife to be or what I'm like?
>>738457056new game in july
>>738457056Raiders is coming in July
>>738457056i'm coming (before july)
>>738420580The first sexually arousing image in this thread
>>738457340>>738457352>>738457481OhThanks
>>738457352>Raiders is coming in JulyI can't wait.
>>738454189>It's not illegal because it's unfair. It's illegal because these kids are retarded and keep hurting themselves
>>738448217>my squid cucking me when i'm not playingBased, I wish she'd cuck me!
I keep getting matched with only Japanese players when I play series, wtf bros
>>738445228I want my male octoling to grope Frye bags from behind.
>>738462459Ha!
>>738454227Nah, Marie may act smug, but she's a bottom
>>738465406I guess the Jet Squelcher is Callie's idea...
For me it's Callie.
>>738466297Thicc squids.
>>738407132my beautiful flat adult wife Shiver
>>738460265I wish she'd cuck you too
>>738445159Marie sexo~
So many splatzones ITT
>>738468960Based, I want to come back to her with a different ink color and at low health
>>738470909flat chest and huge ass is why shiver is the best idol
IM GONNA SPLAT
>>738473029Sounds like an emergency.
I need to INK
>>738473491
>>738428923Ugh I can almost see them
>>738473619Almost is the best. Makes the imagination flare up.
>>738473573Exposing her splatzone like that! She's just begging for my ink!
>>738473785Are you going to deliver the requested ink package?
>>738473894I'm reving my splat charger a lot right now. It's going to be so much ink for her! She's making sure of that by showing me so much of her, well, terf!
fuck off erping retards
>>738474258Inspecting the layout of the splatzone before battle is important indeed.
>>738474385Mhm! Need to see how much ink it's going to take to cover it all! Filling up my ink tanks lots..
>>738473894>>738473783A couple more dangerous ones like this and I'm going to go empty my ink tank in the office bathroom. So glad barely anyone is in on Fridays
I just want more Splatoon Raiders news.
>>738474498Careful to not have them overspill.>>738474526Dangerous? Like in the map layout has many slippery slopes and big obstacles?
>>738474648Yes. Big, pillowy and dangerous obstacles. The only solution is spraying them with a healthy dose of sticky ink
>>738474648It's already over spilling like crazy actually....
>>738474765Yes splatting more of the land than your enemy is the goal of the game.
>>738474907Go ahead and make the wining ink splat then.
>>738475003G-Give me the best turf to cover and I will! This charger really needs to ink!
Guess what?Squid butt
>>738475176Do it ad don't be afraid to make loud noises during your victory celebration.
>>738475474I fired off so many rappidfire charger shots it took my fucking breath away! Holy fuck thanks so much! I let out a really really loud victory cry and I'm still panting from the rush thank you!
>>738475825GG that was a nice match.You uhh might wanna clean up a bit by the sound of it since I am not there to do it.
>>738436079Are people honoring Reco Love on its 10 year anniversary or something? Why am I seeing gold bikinis everywhere?
>>738476160It's for golden week. A japanese holiday week that made it overseas in a way because it always gives some tickets, sales and free stuff in japanese gachas.
>>738476023Dangerous spoiler anon! It was a really amazing match, would have been even better if I got cleaned up after
>>738476318Ahh, okay. I thought it was a new twitter/pixiv fad like the cat keyhole bikini or backless sweater dress, but I guess it's a seasonal thing.
>>738476572It was a trend some years ago and since then it just remained permanent with the yearly flare up. Like how the cow bikini for the chinese year of the cow remained a mainstay in hentai.
>>738474918>>738475003>>738475003Thank you Anons for helping me overcome adversity, a good blast of ink in a toilet stall was all I needed!
>>738477164What an odd place to do that but GG!
I love splatting ink zones for my favorite idols
Why can't this insufferable troon go infest some other thread.
>>738477315Who are your favies?
This thread reeks of >>>/trash/
>>738477315Did it a bunch last night with other anons at a specific place. Kind of want to do it again, but it'll have to wait until tonight.
>>738477363Why are our jannies such knuckle-dragging retards that they don't just delete and ban him? /trash/ was literally made for this retard, and yet he's free to just reply to himself and shit up the thread. FUCKING CLEAN IT UP NIGGER JANNY.
>>738477952A public match? Kind of interested where that was.
Shilling Totopia because it's the only thing even remotely close to the Splatoon/Ninjala style on pc.
>>738478194Given what the leak revealed about out moderation staff, it's entirely likely that this cock-sucking faggot is one of them.
>>738478823>shilling f2p chink shit becau-fuck off
>>738478616/ftt//trash/if I had to guess
>>738477952Curious which place that is.
>>738479549>>738479563it is /trash/ /ftt/I was there too
>>738479549That place is so awful now. Only pedophiles left.
>>738480231Well it was full of inking and splatiing last night
>>738436740call me Gollum the way I wanna get my hands on that ring
>>738407132>>738407787>>738410903>>738414482>>738427316>>738427683>>738430973>>738431428>>738438674>>738437561holy shit my PEANOR
>>738477758Chocto octos are the best, but deep cut is probably my favorite team. Really hoping we see plenty of sides of them in Raiders.
>>738480231Not from my experience, there's loads of everything.
>>738480231>that place is so awful now4chan as a whole
