All anons report!
no fak off
>>738470341Caiman here. No problems.
Krystal Ball
>>738470341>>738470436>"Quippy trash is good when it's my childhood!"Kill yourself.
>>738470489>it's trash because i didn't play it during my childhoodmeds
>>738470489Are you gonna listen to that monkey?
Don't party just yet.
Remember "EVERYBODY GET IN HERE" threadsI memberI wish it was 2006 again
>>738470341KEK
>>738470489Disrespectful little whelp!
>>738470518I did play it in my childhood. It's still quippy trash. >>738470546>>738470807>no argumentKill yourself.
>>738470341derp
>>738470341I guess I should be thankful....
>>738470489What's he saying?!
You must really be desperate to call me.
Something's wrong with the Gay Diffuser
>>738470341I like the re-designs. Didn't get SF0 for my Wii U, but I will pick this one up.
>>738470902No way! I don't believe it!
Its crazy how much I care for this world and characters that are barely developedWell maybe thats why
>>738471047>Hey Epstein, I'm on YOUR side!genuinely how did they get away with this
You worry about your own hide.
>>738470805:(
>>738470489I'll do you fast, Anon old pal!
>>738471419meant for >>738470908
>>738470908Fox McDonalds
>>738470489Cocky little eric freak!
>>738471419>mfw lust penis
>>738470341Is Star Fax 2026 gonna have ranked ELO matchmaking?
>>738470489Only I have the brains to rule /v/
>>738470489Come a little closer!
>>738471635>ELOElo is a name, not an acronym.
>>738470902Cocky little freak!
>>738470489>>738471419>>738471727>NOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUUUNNNN NINTENDO IS LE BAADDDFuck off eric
>>738471703Oh
(You) here. My legs are OK.
>>738471834Only the first post you quoted deserves this response, making fun of the new design is entirely warranted and fun in and of itself
William here. I’m fine.
>>738470341
I hope they uncensor the lines from the japanese version and we have katt talking about licking faces or slippy telling peppy to shut up
AttentionStarfox TeamAlphaOne dashOneI'm scanning your cargo hold for contraband.
CAN'T LET YOU DO THATSTAR FOX
This is not authorized by the Cornerian Army.
>>738470489THIS is the enemy's Bioweapon?
>>738470341Don't worry, Slippy's here!
>>738472441>and we have katt talking about licking faceswhat
>>738472975Why did Peppy sound so utterly shocked by the sight of that boss? He’s seen weirder stuff already
LETS SNEAK IN LOW AND SURPRISE THEM
>>738472970All being sucked by Fay btw
>>738470341>"bwah bweeh bwoo bwep"What did he mean by this?
>>738470489Quippy KINO has always been good, zoomers parroting e-celbs opinions are the only ones saying it's bad
>>738473051Beautiful~ I'll lick your face for you later.changed toBeautiful! I could kiss you for that!https://tcrf.net/Star_Fox_64
>>738471834>forced memes>funKill yourself. >>738472975>Star Fox shills have to pretend Aquas wasn't absolute garbage to justify their worship of a mid at best gamePathetic.
>>738473280shut up eric
>>738473241I mean...that's basically the same just way less furry.
>>738473280Join my discord btw
>>738470341What level corresponds to what board?
Can you guys speed up please, your ships are so slow.
>>738473347Reminder that Star Fox is a Roguelite SMUP
>>738470341WHO ARE YOU FAGS?
>>738470341DO A BARREL ROLL
>>738473319Yeah I guess andrew's line about him being racist is more important, hope they keep that
>>738473347>the literal trash level is the one with kattlol
>>738473526It turned out picking up girls who dye their hair pink behind the dumpster was more relatable than I thought.
>>738473347Macbeth is /n/.Sector Y is /m/.
>>738473594I just mean it fits for >>>/trash/
I hope the starfox movie is real
>>738471419>I Showed You My Dick Please Respond
>>738471047Annoying BIRD!
>>738473347Sector X is /r9k/Aquas is /an/
>>738471419How did you get this picture of me?
>>738470696>Approximately 4 seconds laterEEEEEEEUUUUYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>738471419>fox in his 35s>>738470341>fox in his 15sDon't age kids, you've been warned
>>738473347Katina is /tv/Venom is /pol/.
daba da daba daba
>>738470696COCKY LITTLE FREAKS
>>738470341IM GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOU, FOX!MY BIG MONKEY DICK WILL SPLIT YOU IN HALF YOU FUCKING BITCH! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME!! RRRARGGRGGAGAGhahahhHHHHhH!!!!!!
>>738471693I ain't your buddy, go away!
>>738474341UNCLE ANDROSS!?AHHHhhHhhhHhhhH!
DANG DEPLOY IT NOW
>>738470341I've hidden lots of threads but I'm OK!
can you explain the meaning of life to me...in starfox 64 quotes?
>>738474949Never give up. Trust your instincts.
>>738470341Reporting in! And... let's not talk about what happened yesterday, ahem.
Andross's head and hands form is a lot more obviously just a robot this time.
>>738474341>>738474573Listen here Andross you FAT OAF.
>>738470392I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU
>>738474949Never give up my son.
>>738475094moar
>>738470341Bulldog Unit, don't let anything through!
ANON, REPORTING INMY FAVORITE STARFOX WAS ACTUALLY ADVENTURE, AND NOT BECAUSE OF FURRY REASONS, BUT BECAUSE I LIKE THE ZELDA-STYLE GAMEPLAY, STAVES ARE NEAT, AND I DON'T LIKE THE ON-RAILS STYLE OF SHOOTING IN STARFOXTHE BEST LEVELS WERE THE ONES WHERE YOU GOT TO JUST OPENLY FLY
>>738474949>>738475082>>738475120
>>738474949
>>738470341Blizzard here, we're fine
>>738474949>Try shooting the bad guys, fox!>Hard to tell the good guys, from the bad.>Fox, you're supposed to shoot em all!
>never played Star Fox till this announcement>dust off the ol' SNES Mini >mess around in Training>fight all the way to VenomDamn this game is pretty fun ngl
>>738470341You're very lucky!
>>738470341DA-DAM-DAMMIT DA-DAMMIT
>>738474949Hey Einstein! I'm on your side!
REPORTING IN AAAAAAAAAA
Are you gonna listen to that monkey?
Enemy mothership approaching!
>>738470341Pepe reporting, fren
>>738471419>green leader, checking in
>>738473347Solar is /trash/
>>738475458GO-DAM-GODDAMN
>>738470341Red 10, standing by
>>738474949This is horrible...
>>738474949Where is the Creator?!
>>738474949You are becoming more like your father.
So Katina blows up and billions are killed if you fail that mission?
>>738474949If I go down, I'm taking you with me! - Boomers
>>738475803God is in Heaven.
>>738474341Man, when you get the True Andross version and his skin blows off and it's the creepy robot underneath.. it spooked me as a kid, anons.>>738474573>Andrew is a monkey in the new rendersHis original portrait had pointy ears and face paint. Why'd they turn him into an ape?
>>738474949Missiles 4, 5, and 6 are headed towards Great Fox.
>>738475820
>>738475268>she/herStartroon
>>738476234he was always supposed to be a monkey
They should've fully reimagined it into something along the lines of Rogue Squadron/Leader. It would fit with the new art style better too.
>>738476234he always scared the shit out of me in every form.And he's Andross' nephew, he's supposed to be a monke
>>738474949STEP ON THE GASNOOO HIT THE BRAKKESSSSSI CANT STOPPP ITTTTTTTTTTT
>>738476542>>738476475>he's a monkeI just never saw it. Nothing about his picture says 'monkey' to me.
>>738470341ROBOTNICK, REPORTING
Hi. Sorry for my bad english
>>738476234You're not going to believe this but he was always a simian.
>>738470489Unironically yes.
>>738475427>Char twat>unprompted shillingOf course.
I'm really glad that Slippy isn't voiced by a girl anymore. It made him sound like an annoying little kid in the original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wh1uoccmys
>the remake will be a massive hit, and star fox will get another 30 years off the fumes of SF64i love this series
>>738476931He is an annoying little kid, the voice was perfect.
>>738474949Be careful this might be a trap
>>738477135How old is Slippy
>>738470489quippy little FREAK
>>738477135I always assumed he was because of the voice but I don't think he was supposed to be
>>738477186only a bit younger than fox and falco i imagine but he does a lot of dumb shit and is clearly the 'lil bro' of the team
>>738477186
>>738477453>sex: men
DROP THE CRANE
>>738477453>McLOUD
>>738473347/vt/ is Venom
>>738477453>SEX: MENthis made me laugh harder than it should
>>738470341ignored
>>738470341Lorry leader, standing by
>>738477453>152cm >4'9
WHO ARE YOU GUYS!?
>>738477453>Lambardi
>>738477086I hope we get an actual sequel on the S2
>>738473163Are they? >>738477453
>>738477453>peppy>36No way, he should be like 46 or something
>>738477762I really don't think the game is going to sell all that well, so unless they have a committed plan and the remake is just phase 1 of it, I don't see them making a sequel
>>738477453>SEX: MEN
>>738477835your headcanon is wrong. you read the game wrong.
>>738477835unc over here sayin 36 still young, get your coffin ready dawg :skull:
>>738477835>same age as James>that means James had a kid when he was 10 years oldKino?
>>738477835Japanese in charge of assigning ages, he was even voiced by men in their 50s in all languages
They're animals, they're probably fully grown by like 10 years
>>738473451We’re Star Cocks!
>>738477835Are you ready for this one?Auron is supposed to be 35 in FFX
>>738477953>headcanonSo I guess he was much younger than James? Doesn't seem like it.
>>738478217wtf mozart is still alive?
>>738477453Guys these ages aren't canon.Fox is 18 in Starfox 64 and 26 in Adventures.
>>738474949Dang!
>>738474949I'm no match for you. I admit defeat....IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!
Is that really true that there's like a fujoshi fanbase for Fox and Falco?
>>738478604I mean sure, fujos are everywhere these days
>>738477453PEPPY SEXOOOOOI LOVE OLD MEN
>>738470489Assault, Adventures and Command are really bad. Zero is decent. 64 and SNES are peak.
>>738478604
>>738478839Assault is good just undercooked
hisoka herethe fruit must ripen
>>738470489I can't let you do that anon
>>738478604is that really hard to believe?
>>738478886Rather, Assault doesn't know what it wants to be.
>>738478604I remember running into them like 20 years ago so yes
Breakroom here.
>>738478952I mean I guess they do fit the usual archetype being rivals and all but just seeing the phrase "fox/falco fujos" in another thread the other day was still jarring to me.
Blastronaut checking in!
Women love animal sex, I'm honestly suprised Star Fox isn't infested with fat landwhales like Animal Crossing and Sims
Fox McDouble reporting in.
>>738479232They do seem to have a lot art of them dicking each other, but I think that's just smash secondaries drawing that
>>738476636Ah... Fall from grace careers...
>>738479228>Our People Make The...>DifferenceThis really ties it all together, not gonna lie.
>>738479271Squadmate checking in!
>>738479528I know. It was a job I spent 25 years at....
>>738477639Meme leader standing b-
>>738470341GENERAL PEPPER HEEEEEEEERE
Does this count as a fox?
>>738479786Milhouse is not a meme
>>738479861That fox on the right would make a great lust penis
>>738479861where is falcooo he was so awesome and ahdsoaudadaosdha system of government and thats why they removeeed him
>>738479861>Slippy broke Fox’s jukebox with a wrenchStupid fucking frog piece of SHIT
I hope this game is good. Every single animal mascot series is dead except fucking Bubsy and Star Fox.
>>738479675No shit? This belongs in a museum.>most would just see 4 people, but there are actually 5>for some reason the room has the NTSC-J and PAL SNES color schemeI bet the longer I look, the more random shit I’ll find.
>>738480396Doesn't Crash still get games
>>738480565Not anymore after that shitpile that was 4
I have never replied to a single triptranny in my life.
>>738477453>SEX: MENInteresting. I always took Falco for being the womanizer sort.
>>738480539I might compile my works in a coffee table book. I have thousands. >>738480642Not a tranny. Too old. I am a generational poster.
>>738479861He actually looks good in the remake, they also changed his breed too, he's a golden retriever now.
>>738470489Someone's mad he has a freaky little cock
>>738480565I thought the N Sane trilogy remasters were good, but they fumbled it after that with 4.
OPEN THE FUCKING WINGS
>>738474949Time to show the monkey who's boss
>>738480565I saw how they made one of the girls woke years ago, a sign they're ready to fuck up. So probably not.
>>738479861I like that he shouts all of his lines in Adventures.>FLY THROUGH ONE GOLD RING TO REACH DINOSAUR PLANET
>>738480396>forgetting Sonic
>>738480942Falco was fucking racist as hell, he's always calling out the monke
>>738474949I ain't your buddy GO AWAY!
>>738477453>"Andross won't have his way with me"Mixed signals Fox
>>738481224Well yeah, Andross is ugly and old.
How do you feel about the new Arwings? I love the detail, probably my second favorite behind Assaults Arwing
>>738480769>I might compile my works in a coffee table book. I have thousands.Now (You) just need the right personality and sales pitch to sell this idea to the right sucker.Godspeed Anon, I beLIEve in you!
>>738481465too greebled for my taste
>>738481465not a fan of the back engine, otherwise its the best
none of this personality or character will be in the remake
>>738481568Wrong again eric did you even watch the trailer?they even restored falco's japanese line where he says "who cares about the g diffuser just go" at the start which explains why his g diff fails during stage 1It also has extra cutscenes between missions, its more soulful than ever
>>738470696Kind of funny how Gundams being a thing in this were such a small footnote.
>>738470805>he used to be so cuteBut the new fox looks better, he doesn't look like a fur suit anymore.
>>73848146564's is my favorite design, but Fox's in Command still looks great.
>>738481726He literally does look like a fursuiter now more than ever
>>738477453Why does Slippy look so cute in this?
>>738477453>Peppy>36Fuck. Now I feel old.I should have left this place long time ago.
>>738470489being quotable is not quippyquippy is have an ironic/sarcastic attitide with a dramatic conversation ending gotcha, but actually each character keeps doing one of these over and over to each other until its the whole conversation.thats not the sane as some genuine statements made in context that people remember
>>738481676Japan loves mechs
>>738481789Actually he looks like a fox now instead of a human in a fur suit.
>>738481465i really dislike all the segmenting but i love the safety labels and personal decals>>738481773this is my favorite arwing
>>738470489Stop moving so I can CRUSH you!
>>738472970Slippy is getting the best head
>>738481810I'm 51. There is no 4chan retirement home.
>>738470696How did Zeon have so much difficulty against this thing?
>>738470489Anon! Get this guy off me!
>>738470696Boston accent: ITS TIME TO TRY OUR NOW WEAPON
>>738481810Ill die here
>>738473280>AquasOne shit-tier boring level doesn't change the fact that most levels are fast-paced and fun. Besides, most people only ever play the easy and medium routes as kids.
>>738470341they should just use the uncompressed voice lines that leaked in 2020 for the new game. they are never going to match the charm and character of the original game. the voice acting is much more important than the character designs
>>7384819674chan is the retirement home
>>738481465cool as hell, love how much everything moves.
>>738470489YOU. ARE. AN. ENEMY.
>>738481465I feel like the Arwings are the only thing getting better with each new iteration, but I will say this one does come off as a bit too overly detailed. Kind of reminds me of how jarring the autobots were in the Transformer movies. Its already a cool as fuck from the thumbnail, but zooming it makes it seem too busy. I like the decals though
>>738481882sorry to bother you with such a silly questionbut there's just one more thing i'd like to ask:do you have lips?
>>738470489I've got two words for ya! LO-SER!
>>738482185I loved Aquas, I don't get the hate. The atmosphere was awesome.
>>738470902>sharty I’ve failed yooooouuuuuu!!!!!!!
>>738481846Not to mention they were short clips because of how little space the N64 carts had.
>>738482585for me it's Zoness on 3DS
>>738482585Dark levels are annoying.
>>738470341im playing the pc port and fucking hell the graphics have aged so badly on n64 it's like nintendo chose the tiniest textures in the world
>>738482513>he doesn't enjoy original anthropomorphismyou sound gay
>>738480746Falco is for Katt and nobody else.
>>7384826944 kilobyte texture limit on the N64. Required a little filtering and a lot of imagination.
>>738482706Though I'm more of a fan of this anthropomorphismProbably because I don't want to fuck it like OG starfox design
>>738475094Sexo aside i just like this art style
>>738470341I'm glad everyone is having fun with these starfox 64 references, because that's what you are getting, starfox 64 again. They saw how much you all love it so they remade it again. No need for a new game. All us starfox fans want is to replay 64 over and over again. I'm so excited to give nintendo more money to play the same game again. I definitely wouldn't want anything new because they might mess up my childhood. My only complaint is that they changed the artstyle. They should have used the original artstyle from 64 because they got it right the first time. But even though they got it right the first time I want to buy it again to play on the console I just bought and don't have any new games for.
>>738482585its not my favorite but its far from offensive.Fucking Solar though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEUOf5VORTE>starts shooting Slippyone of us
Did you notice that James shades are connected to his headpiece and it probably shows his HUD
>>738482996shut up eric
>>738482996I say this
>>738483057
>>738483056Stop posting and finish editing TWEWY, Melo.
>>738483057Wonder if the character designer was like>Wait, how the fuck do these stay on his head?
>>738483057hes so fvcking cool
>>738483057>>738483153 Good eye anon.
>>738482996fuck off retard, you're only mad because you got blown out last thread.
>>738483057I saw that too and I thought it was a neat detail. Adds a little more to wearing shades in space than "because it looks cool".
Why does the star fox team have saiyan scouters?
>>738483284Nta but you’re a slop loving faggot, SF remake looks like low effort ass
>>738483374Because Star Fox 64 in particular borrows sci fi concepts from all over and mashes it into one game
>>738481676could be expanded on in Starfox 65
>>738483374they are COMPLETELY differentfor one, scouters cover the left eye, not the right
>>738475820kek
>>738470459Krystal Sphere
>>738480396We live in soulless DEI/AI times. There is no room for soulful animal mascots anymore.
>>738483435It looks extremely high effort kino Keep seething you miserable piece of shit
>>738483374To make the in game aiming reticle make sense as they are actually seeing it too in their non scouters
>>738483057Wait a minute I thought his name was Fox?
>>738470489yeah 67 that unc you tung tung sahur!
Unless they were deliberately omitted from the stream, I'm pretty surprised they added zero new core mechanics to the game. No new moves, no new power-ups, no new weapons, no new anything other than multiplayer modes. It's the one thing I'm genuinely disappointed about if that's the case.
>>738483893James McCloud is his uncle you fake starfox fan
>>738483963there is mouse aiming I guess
>>738483435it looks fine outside of the weird animals designs but I don't have to look at them anyway since I won't be seeing them most of the time. And having Expect unlocked right out of the gate is based. i don't even have a switch 2 since I only like F-Zero, Zelda and Star Fox and it would collect dust. The irony is you'll probably buy this before me lmao.
>>738482996>because that's what you are gettingSounds like you haven't watched the gameplay trailer, Anon. Pretty much all the lines are different, longer, and delivered in way more muted tone. The new version isn't going to have any memorable quotable lines like the ones in this thread.
No game will ever be as quotable as Star Fox 64.
>>738483991nice bait
>>738483374
>>738484018I'm expecting speedrunners and people aiming for high scores to use the mouse aiming to great effect. It looks totally busted being able to aim independently of movement.
>>738484151>you’re buying it before meSick projection, extremely feminine.It’s also just realistic graphic slop, Fox looks like a retard, Falco looks like a gay chicken, Slippy looks like a perma wet salamander, Peppy is passable, the Cat looks like shit, the art direction looks westernized as fuck. No new gameplay, no new mechanics, just new CUTSCENES where I can not play the game and watch more movie shit. That’ll be $50 for a game you’ve played 80 times. Why the fuck would i bother? Muh heckin SF64 multiplayer? Muh Lylat system worldbuilding for epic theorycrafting? Very gay, and what a waste of resources. A SF Assasult remake would unironically be more interesting than this low effort shit. Jesus Christ at least Zero tried something even slightly different with its stupid controls.
>>738484445>speedrunnersName a more pathetic “hobby”
Did Nintendo not release Arwing merch with the movie? I want one.
>>738473819>Andross has ordered us to take you down.Such a simple line, but the delivery was so well done.
>>738484591i can smell the seethe, all the pure anger from me getting it right, you'll bu it day one>No new gameplay, no new mechanicsdon't fix what isn't broken kek
>>738484672Shitposting on 4chan, probably. It's a close contest.
Have you bought my game yet Star FOOOOOOX!?
>>738484445You don't speedrun railshooters since it a set pace. The only scorerunner 64 ever had was zallard1 and he stopped his runs way back in 2009.
>>738484876Don't go look at who holds the Any% world record for Star Fox 64.
Lil' Zesty repowting fow doodie!
>>738473451
>Game has built-in face tracking but no option to make your own fursonaNintendo, you are SO CLOSE to unlocking a literal infinite money printer forever and you refuse to take that one final step. The sickos win, Nintendo wins, and we win because it comes of of the back of a Starfox game, meaning we get more Starfox games.
>>738470341This is Vic Viper, T301. Commencing attack on the enemy.
Fox, what the hell are you wearing?
>>738470341*flies directly into your line of fire*Stop shooting me you fucking nigger!
>>738470489WOOOOOOOOOOOAH /v/ THATS ONE OF OURS!!!!
>>738482152>James died at 12 years oldJUST A FUCKING KID
>>738470489this anon really wanted his gacha or mass effect star fox game
>>738470489“Here come the little Snoyenas now!”
The voice acting in the new game is genuinely bad. Get me in the booth. I can do a pretty good impression of every character and I know all the dialogue from 64. I'll just do it myself for free.
>>738486854Nah its good
>>738470728I am the only other old-denizen in this thread and I remember, my old friend.
>>738486854If you're gonna make a claim, you have to record some 64 lines and post them here.
>>738477835Peppy is younger in SNES than 64
>Fight Brain boss>"ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT"what did he mean by this?
>>738475427that's how it always go. The game feels hard while being piss easy, it's magic. My dumb gf flew through Venom on her first try too. But so what? That's what makes it great. There are hard missions once you start trying atypical paths
>>738477453>They're all gay
>>73847542764 mogs it, but the SNES one is fun.
>>738470341Voodoo One, Viper's on station. Your journey ends here - the skies belong to me. Nowhere to run... nowhere to hide.
SOMETHIN'S WRONG WITH THA G-DIFFUSER
>>738470546OHHHH!
>>738487119it's unplayable today
>>738477247EEeeeEEYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>738477453>SEX: MENunironically, what did they mean by this, really?
>>738477835He's a Japanese 36. The rule of thumb with the age of Japanese characters is to add at least 6 and as much as 20 to their listed age. Ash Ketchum is supposed to be TEN when he leaves his house for fuck's sake.
>>738480815In what universe is this a golden retriever? Are you retarded?
>>738471557>Exodia the forbidden one.
>>738480815...he's clearly some sort of long haired terrier, the moustache is a dead giveaway
>>738483963They could have added some new stages interspersed between the classic ones.
>>738477453>SEX : MENreading the other replies makes it even fumier.
Goose, reporting!What does the barrel roll even do?
>>738477453>SEX: YES
>>738490225Deflects shots
Allied convoy this is the 45th flying off of the Reliant, we're here to escort you to fort Sherman
>>738470489fuck off malonfag
How do I turn this thing on?
>>738471693Is this close enough for you?
>>738481465Not a fan. I think all the greebling clashes with the squashed proportions. I appreciate all the detail, I just wish it had a slimmer profile.
>>738480129It's a travesty Jon wont ever make another video with this level of energy and absurdist humor
>>738470341It's like you told me. I'm getting into formation.
>>738483963Reminder that they have more to share with us.I bet they are holding back the "more" until a Nintendo Direct in June. Show off more about the game to convince those on the fence.
wait wheres caimen? are there problems on here?
>>738475820I came to this thread to laugh, not to feel.
>>738492296The YT video title is "Star Fox Direct 5.6.2026". Have they ever included the date for a Direct that wasn't followed up with another?
>>738470341the gangs all here
>>738470728Same. . .Though I mostly remember these being a thing on /b/
>>738470341C4-621 Callsign Raven reporting in
>>738470341Daddy screamed REAAAAL good before he died!
>>738492038Beyond Good & Evil 2 is looking good
>>738470728>dancing queen by Abba plays>bus rolls up>"HAHA. COOKIES ON DOWELS.">PHIL KEN SEBBEN wonders where the baby grand is!
>>738474949I saw my life flash before my eyes!
>>738492707Unsure. I know Kirby Air Riders had two Directs dedicated to it. The second one showed the game actually decently deep. They could announce a second Star Fox Direct or just show a new trailer with everything in a mainline Direct before the game comes out.I do hope for some more single-player content. New branching paths, maybe even new missions/planets. Or let us play as other characters. There is a lot they can do.
>>738478604Are you surprised? One of the reasons Krystal has a hatedom is because she gets in the way of FalcoxFox or WolfxFox
>>738471419
>>738492707Just checked, looks like all of them are dated: https://www.nintendo.com/us/nintendo-direct/archive/
Michael hereHOO!
>>738481676The technology was still in it's infancy and not capable of mass production yet.
>>738493468This is what happens when you go in dry.
To keep it entirely a buck, I hope they choose to have a double dub option. One where there are the original lines, and the other where they take the OG script and voice it as they did in the JP version. Mainly, because I'd like to hear Zeta scream like he's been murdered.
>>738494073Anon you replied to. I should have specified for non-general Directs. I remember the general and movie Direct titles having the dates but the others I remember typically not having the dates on YT. Does anyone else remember that? Is my memory wrong or did they edit the previous ones to include the dates?
>>738477453>it's not SEX: MALE but SEX: MENThey had to know, right?
>>738494568>and the other where they take the OG script and voice it as they did in the JP versionWait what?
Is starfox 64 3d still unplayable on PC 13 years later?
>>738477835Anon you have to keep in mind that the Japanese are obsessed with youth. Once you're in your 20s you're a hardened adult. In your 30s you're an old fossil.
>>738494881Bad translation.
>>738478886Assault is only good half the time. Having more time to "cook" the ground sections wouldn't have helped anything because nobody plays Star Fox to be foot soldier. There are a million other games if you want some third person shooting. People play Star Fox for the on-rails arcade action and aerial dogfights.
>>738495517Uprising did a good job keeping things simple so foot sections are not too different from on rails flying sections, Starfox should just do that
>>738481465They took the detail too far. There are so many lines that it makes some parts of it look like it's been slapped together with a bunch of various scrap pieces.
>>738495256I don't see anything wrong here, unless the moonrunes are off somehow
I know that morons are claiming this is the "4th remake" of StarFox64 but one it's not and two I'm just glad StarFox is gonna have a real game again.
>>738495650Nah, I think it looks great. Realism without being overly designed.
>>738495729How the fuck did they get that number? Where's the 3rd?
>>738495826They're claiming SNES, 64, 64DS, and Switch 2 are all remakes. Sometimes they also include Zero.
Schizo here Feeling good
>>738495915How the fuck is SNES a remake? That's the first one.
>>73849582664, 64 3D and zero
>>738475709Wep-wep wep-wep, puh puh pep
>>738496026I can get calling 64 a remake of the SNES game. It's wrong though. The grand majority of the game is new levels and shit. It's like calling Castlevania 4 a remake of Castlevania 1.
>>738495729So it goes like this.>SNES: The original>64: The remake>64 3D: The remaster of the remake>Zero: The loose remake of the remake>Switch 2: The faithful remake of the remake
>>738474949Don't hesitate. When the time comes, just act.
>Decided to play SF64 again to shake the rust off>Get to Fichina since I want to do all easy route first>About to shoot down Andrew >FUCKING SLIPPY STEALS MY KILL!
>>738496287Aw, fuck, i misread. It says Starfox "64". Oh well. Uuuuh>Never give up. Trust your instincts.
>>738481676fighters>mechs
>>738494975So the original translation is somewhat different. It's less cheesy and more Shonen. Also, some of the enemies dying sounded way more gritty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTQIXye1osIGive it a listen if you got a few minutes, Especially Shogun.
>>738481465If the colors were a little more muted, and the nose a bit less stubby, I'd like it a lot
>>738496171Switch 2 has games, that's literally the problem.
>>738481956idk it looks like he got chomped
>>738496589I think you replied to the wrong guy.
>>738496171Not a "remake" but an alternate version. Castlevania 4 or Castlevania Chronicles are not the same game as Castlevania NES but they're different variants of the same basic thing
>>738496652i didn't.
>>738476347the runner is he/him tho
>>738493209Could Mobius beat Raven? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
>>738495709Are you an AI chatbot?
>>738470341https://youtu.be/iNgumkkVppo?si=x4hAzjr4vUwH-DBW
>>738483057james looks so much better than the rest of the cast and it's because I can't see his eyes.
>>738470341Kill me god
>>738470489INCOMING ERIC FROM THE REAR! DROP SCREENCAPS!
>>738496835Yes and I'll take your credit info after you're done being an evasive faggot.
>>738497045well, you're a dumbass
>>738497089Lucky break, guess I'm never taking your credit info then.
>>738496548All the yells are better in the Eng dub except the mech boss. From what I see both still feel high stakes slaughter when the can, the Eng can BE cheese but a few hit hard and rightfully so.
>>738470489Moderators have ordered us to take (You) down
>>738496548I don't dislike the dub at all, but I have a real soft spot for JPN VAs and the stereotypical "brutish villain" voice that was in a lot of older anime, and that's all over the place here
>>738496548This is the most Gundam-sounding thing I've ever heard that isn't Gundam.
Based here. Dabbing on trannies.
>>738470902>tranny telling someone else to kill theirselfOh the iranny tranny
>>738496548How did the voice actors change so drastically from 64 to 3D anyway? It was the original cast, right?
>>738479861>>738480815How shit must the Cornerian military have to be to be completely reliant on mercenaries for their most critical missions?
>Check your G-diffuser systems>Falco here, I'm fine.Later>Falco: Something's wrong with the G-diffuseris this really an ace pilot?
I did not ask
>>738475268>never give up my sonOooof that had to sting for xer
>>738482152Unrelated but Michael Imperioli should totally voice Falco in the Movie,
>>738497669It's more of a fictional thing of the Japanese flavor. Ace Combat, Armored Core, Berserk, Gundam, Area 88, etc.
>>738497669Andross must've taken a lot of people with him.
>>738497861Did they all type AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in the chat?
Loving this sample of the score from the remake. The new Meteo is excellent, like it better than I expected to since I was never big on the original.
>>738496548A lot of the JP dubbing sounds pretty weak here. Especially the train boss. He sounds way too calm whereas the EN dub sounds fittingly desperate for someone about to die. I don't like how brief some of their screams are either, like post-Andross Fox.
>banish Andross to Venom, a planet with fucking toxic atmosphereWhy not execute the poor guy, General Pepper is a sadist motherfucker
>>738470489The problem is that they rewriting the script to take out any and all offensive or edgy content.
>>738475803Did it ever explain who was their creator?
>>738497861>>738497952kek
>>738498142Andross....?
>>738475094source
>>738489313Probably localizers not quite getting the definitions quite right, or the definitions back then being less stupid. We're gone from sex to gender to pronouns to... who the fuck even knows anymore.
>>738470489Here come the li'l hyenas now
>>738475249This guy gets it. They should deliver on what starfield failed to do. Where you can hop in your ship and explore, and land and explore.
>>738477453>Falco is taller than meFuck my life.
>>738470341HELLO BOYS
>>738498454Slippy...
Remember how scary Starfox64 was?
>>738477453Peppy is only 11 years older than Fox? That can’t be right.
>>738498142gee I don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTQIXye1osI
>>738497956Samefag but if there's something that sticks with me about it in any distinctive way, it's that I like the use of dissonant chords in what originally sounded like firm, bombastic fanfare in the original game. It conveys a little more drama, uncertainty, and gives the kind of orchestral flourish that allows it to flex it being performed live while enhancing the song's intrinsic qualities. Actually kind of impressive too imo since it'd be easy to just sound flat if this kind of technique wasn't implemented properly.
>>738498492let me link you my four hour analysis video on this one random structure in Corneria that i decided is haunted
>>738470341CHICKEN JOCKEY standing by
>>738498904That's an oven! Don't go burning that chicken!
>>738470908>>738471519Fox McDouble
>Turns out a lot of the VAs in the english dub of 64 were radios hostsNo wonder the VA work was so good, that's their job. Also, Mike West is like 70+ years old...
>>738497524No way, is that real?
>>738498904I'll never understand Gen Z humor
>>738470489The funny thing is that Starfox 64 is almost literally translated from Japanese, most of the lines are 1:1 especially things like Falco being racist to monkeysthis is important to remember when more of the shitty dialog appears in the remake
>>738499121>>738498904>>738498972Company said thing funnehNow thing funneh i must go to the theatre , be a nuisance and record it that way i'm able to get social score.
>>738496548Aside from the swears, the translation is actually perfect. Funny how it's entirely the delivery that changes it...
>>738478604>Is that really true that there's like a fujoshi fanbase for Fox and Falco?Absolutely. And also for Fox and Wolf too. Star Foxnin general has a large fujo/gay furry audience because the series is a sausage fest. This is a huge reason why people hate Krystal becuase she ruins the homo shippings these fags obsess over,
God Area 6 sounds SO GOOD. I wasn't sure how I felt about the Edward Scissorhands-sounding-ass choir in it at first but I'm on board.
>>738499493The new VAs are so flat...Peppy and MAYBE Slippy have something going on. I have no idea why they got rid of the old ones...AGAIN!
>>738473364aids
I actually put Starfox 64 in the Top 10 games of all time. I don't even understand how they made an arcade game that good.
>>738470489THE HATCHES ARE OPEN
>>738499760How is being an arcade game some kind of detriment? It's not even locked to a machine, so it doesn't have the main flaw of being a quarter-eater.
>>738499572Not only are the VAs flat, the written dialogue is worse in the new game. I'm not really looking forward to the extra hour of cutscenes if they aren't going to be good.
>>738499760It is still SO GOOD. It hasn't aged a day other than the forced inverted controls, which are very easy to adapt to.
>>738496171>It's like calling Castlevania 4 a remake of Castlevania 1.even the creator calls Castlevania 4 a partial remake of 1
>>738475268KINO
>>738499760>I don't even understand how they made an arcade game that good.Don't play Ace Combat then because it does arcade flight even better
I still don't really get why they're remaking 64 so close. It's a good game, but it's still 30 years old.The level design was limited back then by hardware, so you can do a lot more now. You could have 1000 ships in an all range mode level, there's stuff from Sin and Punishment. There's a lot of game design that can be iterated on over 30 years.I think Nintendo have this ethos that they picked up from New Super Mario Bros, where if they're unsure on a series' direction, they can remix the fundamentals as a base and work from there.
>>738500230Ace Combat and Star Fox are not comparable. SF is more of an onrails shooter. AC isnt.
>>738500230Be sure to play Project Wingman as well
>>738500263It's a sad thing that video games as a tech medium just don't iterate in the mainstream space in that way anymore. It's all about providing "different kinds of experiences" now and doing something to set yourself apart from the competitors of equal or even greater tech. Maybe the Wii came along and mindbroke how people look at tech meaningfully advancing in a video game space, idk
>>738500230Ace Combat isn't arcade, its a sim
>>738474949I'll go it alone from here
>>738500484got it
>>738471419>if only you knew how bad things truly are
>>738500409>Maybe the Wii came along and mindbroke how people look at tech meaningfully advancing in a video game spaceI always thought the Wii was the future of gaming because you had Skyward Sword and Red Steel 2 with these phenomenal motion controls that redefines melee combat from decades of games.
>>738499038Very interesting. I still feel there are more reasons for it being so good.
>>738497851I was thinking about that comparison earlier today, funny enough.
>>738500703There are, they had proper voice direction and since there was only a few minutes of dialogue for each character, the most likely had a lot of time for retakes.
>>738500484lol
>>738500409Maybe because normalfags kept breaking their TVs with the Wii remote.
>>738470341Wraith awaiting launch orders.Go ahead command.
>>738500658For me, it's IR pointing. I was CONVINCED it would replace dual-stick aiming, or at least compete. How quickly it would become irrelevant.
>>738500781Yeah, the delivery of the lines is 64 is shockingly good for a game of its time. There are games being put out today that don't have voice performances half as good as Star Fox 64.
>>738470341Prostagma?
>>738500901The entire game is quotable. I can quote the ENTIRE game, and so can every Anon on this board.
>>738500781>they had proper voice directionHow?
>>738501193How could they not? Fox sounds cool, confident and a little dorky. Peppy sounds like an old mentor, Falco sounds like a cocky hotshot but still shows gratitude in his own way. Andross sounds menacing. You dont just...figure this stuff out from reading a script.
>>738498362If i see that fucking cat...one more time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWLGHdD5NZcYou have no fucking idea how many times I watched this as a kid.
>>738501340That was me with the Donkey Kong Country vid.
>>738470341...uhh, I think I might have a problem here!
>>738501340For me it was this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqsL1TTYtPI
>>738501438>>738501571I remember I had a Pokemon one too, it was just a bunch of mock testimonials of people who engaged with the 'mons, decorated with plentiful figurines of whatever Pokemon that given character was infatuated with. I remember there was one who was like a homebody with a bunch of Jigglypuffs everywhere and I thought "I'm gonna marry that woman."
>>738470341YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?
>>738501340Looking forward to the Kit and Krysta reaction.
>>738497851>ey Tone, I got a spare G Diffusah or some shit
>>738470489Annoying bird, I am the great anon!
>>73847783564 and SNES have different backstories for all the caracters. Did you know Fox's mom is still alive in 64? The car bomb never happened in that timeline.
>>738470341Chad Warden here
>>738502610dat Wii?maaaaaaanthat thing look like a DIL-DO
>>738502629WarioWare: Shove It Up Yo Own Ass Game
>>738470341falco was more based than fox
>>738470341ENTER.
>>738470341The hatches are open!
We're gonna break through that fleet.
>>738502517Part of me misses that old comic based on the SNES game.>General Pepper mentioning his days as a Sergeant, complete with photo.
>>738471834>STOP MAKING FUN IF ME FOR SLEEPING WITH PLUSHIES AT 34!!!!just because you finished high school don't ever think people will stop bullying your sorry ass, loser.
>>738501571it still amazes me how much more popular the N64 was in america compared to japan where it was a complete flop
Reportin' for bump limit
>>738503356Eric plz
Giga Nigga reporting for duty
>>738475094SloppaThe annoying head bob it does looks stupid, just random expressions.
>>738473364kirby be mischievous
>>738470341Need a light?
>>738497952They all typed AAAAACCCCKKKKK
>>738472970falco and slippy are getting straight teeth. peppy is going bonkers crazy, but i have a feeling its less indicative of the quality of the head and moreso he just gets like that when he's in the moment.fox is the winner no doubt. he's going fucking crosseyed as his mind blown by the best head in lylat
