How bad do you have to be to make a kissing scene that awful?
Who the fuck has the time and energy to shill this crap on an hourly basis?
>>738695465imagine this but white pussy and BBC
Thanks to the online reviews, I nearly ended up playing this rubbish.Thank goodness I got a refund.Love you lot, guys.
>>738695575That would be quite nasty. Shit logs in asshole is one thing, but shit logs in pussy is fuckin disgusting
>>738695465It's on purpose because they are awkward teens.
>>738695465This is a humor, sir
This shit is the most astroturfed game made by Jews with a net worth of $240 billionThose same Jews that pulled out of negotiations at the last minute to stop the developers of Stray, from going independent and laid them off.Those same Jews that are able to get licensed music in their "indie" game without a hitch.The same Jews that own Oracle, Paramount and other monopolies on North American media.Jews kill cats.
>>738695575good morning saar
>>738695515indians being paid 5 cents per hour to post on 4chan
>>738695465baftaslop
>>738695845>>738696126>nonono you don't get it, it's SUPPOSED to be cringe and gay, that's the joke!ironic cringe is still cringe
>>738696126>humorCould you explain what’s humor about this?
>Nostalgia bait faggot game>Created by a nepo jew>Funded by muslims
if this was released in 2013 with the reviews it got people would have made a whole movement about ittoday its accepted and shilled by regular people
>>738695465I already bought the game, OP. You can stop shilling.
>>738696394It caused engagement sloppers to cry about muh pedofiwia!! like they don't spam loli crap here 24/7
>>738696375>“I think it’s sad to say that everyone as a team [was responsible],” Galvatron said. “I mean, I came up with the idea, but the reason it’s so disgusting is because of other people on the team.”>Woodward said the team wanted the “gross-out, Ren and Stimpy kind of vibe” that you only get by getting up close and personal with things that tend to be viewed at a distance, especially in video games. Even something like a God of War sex minigame doesn’t get into the finer details the way Mixtape’s makeout scene does, leaving no detail unrendered.>“We were talking about ways of using the medium to feel things that you wouldn’t usually feel in a video game, like being grossed out and awkward and embarrassed,” Galvatron said. “It’s a really teenage experience. The first kiss, and it goes for too long, and it’s just foul, and we spent ages getting like the ropes of saliva to work in a particle system and stuff like that. And I really feel like we got across what we were trying to convey.”
>>738695465Still the goat
>>738696901>Even something like a God of War sex minigame doesn’t get into the finer details the way Mixtape’s makeout scene doesCompletely nonsensical comparison to make until you realize this is all part of the conspiracy to push youth further into performative sexual puritanism.
>>738697004that is the worst kissing ive ever seen
>>738695465This is just Gone Home but for Gen Z instead of millennials
>>738696720you,gay.
>>738697223is This Gone just but Home Gen for instead Z millennials of
>>738697004you can tell a kissless virgin male made this
>>738695465Who pays for these artificial monthly spergouts?
>>738695465It's supposed to be revolting because that's how Rockford was feeling about her first kiss.Media literacy is in the toilet.
>>738698095The people watching as various xitter and youtubes pump out content about why you should be angry about it it.
>>738697252Hello sar
>>738695465Then make sure to report the game to the australian federal police.
uuuuuuuugh it's safe horny u chud why do you have to always be turned on? pathetic
>>738695465The people who praise this shit are the same leftoids who will unironically call you a pedo for liking a fictional Japanese character that's petite and under 5'2"
>>738695465It was made to be disgusting on purpose. People that make shit like this love grossing out normal people.
>>738698708>pedoThis game is literally a game for teenagers; all the characters are underage.Yet they’ve included a deeply distasteful French-kissing scene and forced everyone who buys it to watch it.Isn’t that paedophilia?
>>738698501Australians are Cuckfeminists, they won't do shit unless you are a right wing nationalist.
>>738699307>normalization* of pedophilia and promotion of underage irresponsible drinking and substance abuse, glorification of crime and toxic relationships.its only bad if we do it.
>>738695465Ahem, there's this thread already: >>738633617
>>738696236>indians being paid 5 cents per hour to post on 4chanevery single thread
>>738699307only people who enjoy this game are 40 something white women and their castrated slaves.
>>738699723>paid.I think you meant they are in a labor camp and force fed gruel to spam post on 4chan through a smart-phone connected trollfarm?
The funniest thing about this scene is that it's entirely pointless to the plot
>>738699616>normalization* of pedophiliaI don’t see the point in this.Anti-paedophiles end up becoming paedophilesjust as anti-Nazis end up becoming Nazis.It’s nothing but hypocrisy.
>>738695465please stop posing this image, this is the grossest shit I've seen posted on a blue board and that includes that people who got banned.
>>738699826at least the right wingers: you can trust them to be open hypocrites and are just playing the game, the left is just going always full retarded into their hypocritical delusions.
>>738699616>an intentionally gross kissing scene between two teenagers>normalization of pedophiliaThat's fucking retarded.
>>738695465I'm proven right again
>>738700053that's how feminists think, chud, healthy relationships unless with a menopausal 30 year old landwhale are all normalizing pedophilia!
>>738700014I just can’t stand hypocrites; they’re nothing but a nuisance.I’ve seen time and again that those who oppose homosexuality are actually gay themselves, and those who oppose paedophilia are paedophiles.It’s disgusting.
This is far from the worst aspect of the game, and I wonder if they put this at the start so people would talk about it, like a viral marketing campaign. Doesn't seem to have worked in terms of sales, but instead of talking about how much of an on rails, pretentious, worthless pos this game is people are talking about the tongue x-ray. So I guess it worked a little bit.
>>738700159JRPG prepares you to jerk off alone in your bedroom for the rest of your lifeWRPG prepares you to make bitches orgasmChoose wisely.
>>738700302>You know the dangers of X, you want to prevent more of X.Its simple, like an alcoholic who ruined their life because of alcohol telling others to moderate, its not really that deeper.
>>738700329>This is far from the worst aspect of the game,So, what’s the worst bit?
>>738695465Just beat mixtape. I went to a playthrough YouTube video and clicked to the end of the video
>>738700535The obnoxious pacing is the worst part of the game. The vast majority of the game is flashbacks.
>>738700535the animation is jittery and hurts your brain worse than the "story" itself, its just a media stunt as a video game (excuse me, interactive movie.)
>>738696632>today its acceptedeven fucking twitter is shitting on it, no one accepted itit didnt start a movement because no one takes game journalists seriously anymore
>>738700159left is for men, right is for women
>>738701269>right is for womenI have always believed that, deep down, women crave sexual violence and being looked down upon by men.This is because it is an instinctive reaction hard-wired into their DNA.Although male violence leads to women being beaten, on the other hand, violent men can also protect their women and children from harm by other males.Even now that men no longer beat women, women are still unwilling to have children.Women will complain that men lack masculinity and are unwilling to help them.She is merely worshipping primal power.This is precisely why women’s sexual fantasies often involve extreme forms of sex.
>>738700818X is just 4chan with monetization these days
>>738698261So you agree it's revolting.
>>738695465It looks and comes off like a gross out humor section you'd see to make like, 10 year olds go "Ew teens are so gross and dumb"People trying to go "THIS IS LITERALLY CHILD PORN" about it are retarded faggots. I don't like it, but all the pearl clutching is just virtue signalling.
>>738698261ok, but it is also revolting to look at.
>>738699695The other thread was deleted...oh well...
>>738695465Are they trying to top TLOU2's gay sex scene?
>>738695665Undercooked shrimp in pussy is worse
LiS gaps this game
>>738696375holy shit have sex chud
>depict awkward teen romance>people that never experienced awkward teen romance lose their fucking minds.
>>738696202They also rape kids. Never forget this crucial part.
>>738696720Congratulations! You are a braindead faggot!
All these threads complaining about the game are just marketers baiting
>>738705358all romance is awkward and its almost always gross
>>738702278If one of the teens are a year younger than the other then it's pedophilia by postwall whore logic.
>>738695620you are way too far gone if this shit appealed to you even a little bit
>>738695465because the devs are "artfags" and failed to pitch their goyslop animation to big suits so they just made a goyslop non-game instead.they are also massive hack writers
>>738699770agreed.
>>738702278i mean, yeah, obviously, but it's fun to use libshit tactics against them. it's literally child abuse, anon!
>2 underage girls kissing:(>2 underage girls kissing Japan:D
>>738706780>it's fun to use libshit tactics against themYeah hows "da left are da REAL racists" working out for you chuds?
>>738706930there are boundaries anon, i'd never bestow a sacred title such as that upon a leftoid. i am the real racist.
>>738695465>nooo this scene of two teenagers kissing was supposed to give me an erection!!!you should be jailed
but its supposed to be awkward
>>738706930A lot better than that blue wave you were gloating about
>>738705985That sickening kiss wasn’t actually the main reason I asked for a refund.There’s a scene in the game where they’re listening to music and dancing whilst driving.Three idiots are completely lost in the moment, dancing away as they drive.It really turned my stomach. They come across as incredibly self-absorbed.
>>738695465i dont understand what the big deal about this. can someone update my reactionary propaganda module for me?
>>738696603>>738695465I hate internal mouth views like that. Always freaks me the fuck out.
>>738695465I will never be kissing again after this scene.
Why even set it in Northern California in the 90s if it doesn't feel like Northern California or the 90s?
>>738707829It misrepresents the 1990s
At least it wasn't as demoralizing as this kissing scene.
>>738698261Just because you criticize sexualizing little girls doesn't mean it's at all okay to film them in tight, skimpy outfits twerking on stage. Same shit. Criticism isn't a shield to display something fucking awful to the masses.
>>738696603Muslims don't have the money to pay for this shit. The Arab aristocrats are just Jews lying to everyone
>>738696394are you retarde?
>>738707829Were you around for Gone Home? Couple hour long lightly interactive nostalgia bait mediocre writing game getting 10/10s from critics, now with ugly Spiderverse animation and a dumb kissing game
>>738709637At least Gone Home has a large number of interactible elements. This shit isn't even a fucking game.
>>738709671That's true. The 2026 version of Gone Home is somehow less of a game than Gone Home
>>738700159ah yes the>cherry picked bullshit to make jrpgs look goodand the>cherry picked bullshit that make wrpg look badyou are so proven right nonnie <3
>>738709727I feel fucking dirty that I just defended Gone Home. I hate this fucking clown world I want out.
3 hours of obnoxious pacific northwest nostalgia wank, 10/10
>>738709898Dark times we live in and no light ahead
first game ive seen in a while unite everyone against it sucking regardless of affiliation because we're that tired of millenials trying to get us to relive their cushy childhoods where they made all of their own problems
>>738709630I'm the goddamn batman
This game makes me sad to own a pair of Koss Portapros
>>738710023A game about reliving the 00s culminating in your parents getting divorced as the housing bubble pops and everything is brown and bloom would fucking suck. Can't wait to see games like that pop up in a decade.
>>738695515Don't you know, the big outlets rate it a 10/10, you'd be crazy not to shill it 25/7
>kissless chudlets seething at a video game because during their teens they never had the chance to have the first awkward and kind of bad tongue kiss with a cute girl with braces Holy shit this game outed an entire board lmao
>>738706819? Theyre straight you retarded fucking nigger. Holy shit defending a game you know nothing about. There is nothing more pathetic.
The characters in this game are underage. If this game was made by an asian country, the woke left would be throwing a fit and calling everyone pedo. It get a free pass because it's made by their own woke left.
>>738711103Obvious entrapment is obvious
>>738711103How much is megan ellison paying you guys to shitpost here? I could use a side gig and I'm already pretty much living on this board
>>738696632Trumpbros, this is literally what you voted for.
>>738713928>How much is megan ellison paying you guys to shitpost hereNot enough
>>738713928>How much is megan ellison paying you guys to shitpost here?A plot of land in the occupied west bank. So unless you're willing to move to israel you're shit out luck, buddy.
>>738695465>mogs all those xrayview internal cumshots found in 90% of hentai media
I never played this nor care for the latest culture war outrage slop threads of the month, but if it that scene was supposed to make it look awkward and weird, it worked. Kissing is awkward as hell if neither party has done it before and doesn't know what to do.
>>738695465i think it's pretty funny and a little hot
>>738713928post your email ill send you the disc link
>>738705439... and we're supposed to hate them?
>>738697004you can tell whoever made this has endless sex
>>738696632Be straight with me, anons. If you had the chance to marry horseface Megan and be brought into the comfort and wealth of Baal's warm embrace, would you say no?
>>738711894Yeah, Imagine this minigame in any Persona game, it will considered weird and removed in their respective remake.
>>738700535no gameplaylaggy animationugly art styleplotless storyits only selling point is anglo millennials reminisce their past
>>738695845>its awkward hahahaha>totally not just an excuse to have underage kids being sexual hah haha hah>why are you saying its clearly sexual, you're the pedophile bro>its just supposed to be funny hahaha like all those All That and other Nick young adult shows with stripping, kissing, and icky slime pranks mostly against the female cast members hah ha
>>738695465I think that if you want to sincerely chase 90s nostalgia, you need to chase the optimistic, laid back, energized atmosphere of the decade. That's fundamentally at odds with the theater kids' drive to make everything ugly, cosmopolitan, and faggy.Even though it's a caricature, Bully probably does a better job capturing what it was like to be a teen back then because at least the guys act like guys, the girls act like girls, and 99% of the population is heterosexual. And on top of that, it's also a great videogame.
>>738695465kill journofags... in GTA
>>738715686>Critical Drinker >FACEBOOK screenshotthe absolute state
>>738714967A pussy is a pussy. I'd be dumb to refuse it even if the bitch was literally satan.Money is a plus i guess, maybe I'd make my own game with it and astroturf the fuck out of it (the difference is it'd actually be a great game)
>>738715686>facebookHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>738715798>>738715991interesting didn't know this is fagbook, just saw the pic yesterday and saved it cause it's so true
>>738697004I kiss my gf like this every night (I'm on bottom)
>>738695575Fatherless hands typed this
>IGN gives a game a perfect 10>/v/-chuds reflexively make hating the game their entire personalityWhy are these people so pathetic?
Lets not have any body language like in a real animated film or a game, animating is hard. Lets just stand here stiff like robot Morrowind NPCs and talk about the art of motorbike noises for 10 minutes. Surely the pretentious dialogue alone will make the audience give the immersion of real people, who needs to follow basic animation- and illusion of life rules in our walking simulator movie game?
>>738695465>Video game
Reminder /v/!
This looks like the art molested children draw in therapy
>publicity of this game seems sus>look at publisher, it's annapurna>boss of annapurna is megan ellison>megan is the daughter of larry ellison>larry is co-funder of oracle and one of the richest man in the worldOf course they would bribe journalists and shill this garbage everywhere. Then retards like >>738711376 will continue praising it for free just because they were told it's good by "experts" who never even played it.
>>738695465Hello /v/. I have just beat this game in one sitting. It is in my bottom 5 games of all time. I am not joking. And no, it's not because I'm some chud complaining about woke or anything like that. The game just fucking sucks. The memes about there being no gameplay weren't lying. There were parts where you have to run through a bunch of obstacles and I was able to put the controller down and the game still did the entire section for me. Shit story too, you could see exactly where it was going at just about any point. 2/10 characters. AMA.
>>738695465that's literally child pornography
>>738716939and people called me crazy when I said the stupid bitch is a nepo baby. litterly all the worst "gaming" reviewers are giving it a 10/10. this is literally gamer gate 5
>>738695465Wheres all the westcucks that complain about muh pedophilia(17) now?
>>738699770Are you saying that white woman enjoy watching underage tongue kissing each other like this?
why is westslop so gross on purpose
>>738716939insane that the nepofoid just got her game shilled in any possible way not even to make money because so much advertising costs more than it will ever sell, but just to smugly say "yes my game was a huge success"I hate them so much
Alright wise guys, how would you make the scene without being weird?
>>738716939so outer wilds was a jewish conspiracy as well???
>>738717901Its a gay walking sim in space so yes
>>738695575based
>>738717901There was a big shift in the company in 2024 so idk
>>738695665Shit logs (actual poop) in pussy is hot you plebian vanilla normiefag
