Play my fking parkour game
>>738938358whats that shit all over her
>>738938358I pirated it and it was so shit I should be demanding a refund from you nigger dev
>>738938596Some cute pimples or somethingShe gets all covered in oil laterCause she fights machines
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /v/! Just wanted to remind you that MOTORSLICE (yes, THE Motorslice from Brazil) sold EXTREMELY well, despite /v/'s MANY protests! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming thread, but remember, it's never too late to bend the knee!>H-HAH! I-ITS GOING BLOW FOR BLOW WITH MIXTAPE!“No!”Yikes! That’s a large assumption. Did you know that:A) Mixtape is published by the daughter of the 5th richest man in the worldB) It has government funding, mysteriously perfect scores, sent expensive gifts to content creators, and has a FULLY licensed soundtrack?Imagine how much it cost to make... it's practically an AAA game!Meanwhile, some random monkeys (in a rival favela to Tryedz) brough their ideas to life with UE5... and GOLD came out!Remember, the USD is much more powerful than whatever circus currency they use down there, so the MOTORSLICE devs became rich overnight!Anyways, fanservice, love, and hope for better videogames won.SJWS, /r/gamingcirclejerk, paid reviewers, and Nikolay LOST.
>>738938846Nah its funShe cute
>>738938358started a new game, because i never got a message upon collecting all orbs. game is still fun, really wish we'd get a expansion for it, get some more lore tidbits and difficulty.
>>738938923Wife Sex
>shills get bored and stop forcing these threads to stay alive 24/7>they die immediately and stay dead until shills are finally ready for another shift
>>738939410How can the "shills" get bored and stop? I thought they were paid to do this?
>>738939153did you get 250 orbs or 251?
>>738938923This.
Butt when are we getting Motorslice 2: Megastructure Boogaloo ?
Hello shill-kun, here is your dose of gameplay.
>>738940193VGHSOVL
>>738940193Wow wait this looks pretty fun, too bad the dev shilled me out of wanting to buy it
>>738938358she looks diseased
>>738940419The dev must be really good at foreshadowing then
>>738939647250...
>>738940419Yeah she has sex deprive im gonna fix it
>>738938358Great another indie slop that has to market on their female mc to porn addicts and trannies in order to sell their shitty game, just like Signalis
prove th- eh nvm
>>738939410Pretty obvious that /v/ doesn't give a shit about their game so they're just shitposting out of spite now, it's a slight improvement to before
The moles/spots/whatever weren't there on the demo, why did he add them?
>>738940781he has fetish for skin cancer
>>738940740>>738939410massive cope
>>738940614go back to play nintendo or some tranny shit
we're at a point where the shilling is actually hurting the game reputation
>>738938358as a brazilian im glad the game sold well but unfortunately for my huebro the demo was extremely slow and janky and just felt awful
>>738940419it's just moles, anon
>>738938923it is nice to see that this game with negative marketing developed by some random huehues is as successful as the biggest video game industry plant ever. Alas in a perfect world Mixtape would have never reached a four digits player count
>>738941385having that many isn't normal and looks disgusting
>Game ends with P being trapped in an endless loop>She is slowly turning into a machine>None of this is explainedDont know what i expected from someone whose writes stuff like this >>738938358
>>738938923its nice to see my shity coutry producing some soulful games
>>738941472I respect your opinion. However, I'd still fuck P if she were real, even with all them moles.
>>738939410do they actually play their own game when they're not here or do they at least have better taste than that?
So do these "statues" eventually become functional machines? There is some LORE hidden here, I am sure.
>>738944531P calls them sarcophogus in one of the cutscenes, She used to destroy them, but it isn't part of her job this time.
>>738941129>>738940340Little crybaby sitting in the corner and pouting because he didn't get his way.
what the chance that elders are actually slicers that succumb to the effects of corruption?
>>738938358the dialogue choices in this game are just>you retarded dumb bitch fucking kill yourself how dare you even open your mouthor>OOMMGGG YES MOMMY PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR PITS CLEAN AND SUCKLE ON YOUR TOES GUHHHHHHHwith no inbetween.Mr. developer, why are my only two choices either being a complete dipshit or a complete fucking subhuman retard?
>OOMMGGG YES MOMMY PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR PITS CLEAN AND SUCKLE ON YOUR TOES GUHHHHHHH
>>738946285Why do you talk like a shill, reeks of desperation type shill
>>738938596The author's barely disguised fetish.
>>738946372do you even know what the fuck shill means?
flygoon is schizing out more than usual today
>>738946285>Mr. developer, why are my only two choices either being a completely BASED or a complete fucking CHAD?ftfy
>BR game>no BR voices
>>738947072those are only two posts THOUGH and one of them is criticizing the game
>>738947072
>>738940193>playing the game as intended>instead of just scaling the exterior wall of the building
>>738938596chocolate chips
>>738947193LMAO
Still not buying this shit game.
>>738939586They live on a Janny's salary
>>738939410You lost and now you have to watch everyone have fun playing Motorslice but you don't get to play.
>>738938358keep shilling it on every website on this planetstill not buying this boring slop
>>738946910Actually this. Would have been kino especially since BR sounds funny.
>>738946910based
>>738938358>DUDE>GOON>LMAO
>>738938358Is the lizard troon still malding over this game? Anyway here's some gameplay.
>>738952273>lizard troonQRD?
>>738938846yea thats what i thought from looking at some gameplay videos. the 90's drum and bass OST is fucking amazing though
>>738952350Some /agdg/ reject. He has a seething hatred for any indie game that achieves even an iota of success because his own "game" is a steaming pile of shit no one wants to buy much less even play.
>>738940193Looks hard but it's astro-bot tier [(((goty)))]
The most mild anime girl design ever with fucking bag pants and right wing cucks call it goon and troon and whatever the fuck you thought was an own. Seriously there is no way you retards can go this low.
I really don't like freaks.
>>738938358I did. It was trash.
>>738952559>looks hardI assure you it's literally just hold forward and press A every now and then to fling from bar to bar and occasionally hit the attack button to leapfrog forward on machines. It's disgustingly easy and you'll see it's even worse when you get to the 'bosses'.
>>738938596Moles. For whatever reason, tons of artists are fascinated with putting skin blemishes on their characters now.
>>738939410It's some schizo who hates the game trying to astroturf things. We need IP counts back so bad
>>738938923>"No!"Never fails to crack me up
What's up with retards calling a literall construction worker design "goon"? Do you need a doctor?
>>738952543christ, when did genuine /v/ schizos become so common?
Does she have skin cancer or somethibg
>>738954305
>>738938358make porn of her or fuck off
>>738956006But anon, she is LE GOONER BAIT for the disgusting troons. The cargo pants is too much for our christian Xisters to handle.
>>738956132i couldn't give a flying fuck who else likes her, she's fucking hot with that facial expression and i want to fap to her
>>738938923>from BrazilAppeciate the info. Thanks for saving me $18 bucks.
>>738955792Something like that.
sopa de macaco
>>738955818>Dev says no you won't>instantly proven wrongPathetic.
>>738956364>Nigger dancing meme on TiktokOh the irony
>>738938923yeah ngl he won
>>738938358Jesus christ, fine. Im pirating it right now
upcoming brazilian kinoshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4606460/Succubi_Domini/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3488640/Magical_Blush/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3512750/Vampires_Veil/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2754280/Drill_Hero_Legend/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3554370/Vampires_vs_Mechas/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3184640/Tears_of_Vanfell/
>>738955757It was always like this but it started going off the rails when they killed the IP counter.Still, you gotta understand the way mods think. More traffic, even low quality, schizo shitposts from a fygoon or a barneyfag means more ad revenue. And every time they ban evade it creates a "new" user and a potential sheep for the ad companies. Especially on boards like /v/. So they ban them, sometimes, but it's not like an IP ban or anything, so they just dodge it with phones.They just don't understand that in the long run low quality shitposts means less and less genuine users coming and sticking around though. So soon schizos are gonna be all that's left.It's like short term gain vs long term gain. And of course those brainlets chose short term, and now we all get fucked by their retarded choice.
>>738956992i do miss the IP counter but pointing out that in threads never did anything to begin with.
>>738938596metastatic cancer
>>738938358get rid of her disgusting moles and make her barefoot
Im confused why people seem so opposed to this, far as I know its just a platformer with a cute girl for the character right? Why is that so controversial? Is it just because threads are made here for it? I havent looked into this game at all or anything so im asking for a bit of spoonfeeding here
>>738957043Nah, some shitposters were easily caught with it and their points were outright dismissed immediately even if they spammed. Especially if they started samefagging early in a thread. Now all they have to do is spam, and waters are muddied enough to convince or at least confuse a couple of people every time.You know, a lie repeated a thousand times and all that. It rings true. And that's the reason those schizos are so common now, they see effects of their spam in real time so they're encouraged to continue. You do see how often they can actually kill off threads just with spam, right? Pedo accusations, troon accusations, the anti-gooners, all that samey shit that gets posted within the first 20 posts and gets a bunch of replies...
>>738939410>talking about video games on the video games board is shilling your a fucking idiot and I need you to kill yourself posthaste
>>738957680I don't really know what set people off about this one in particular when it's far from the first independent game that has a bit of a target demographic geared towards 4chan.
>>738938358>game dev is thirsty for his own characterGOOD. Love what you do. Imagine creating your own waifu and thousands of people also think she's cute and want to see more of her.
>>738957826It is a bunch of sharties who lost the lost and don't know which side they supposed to fight for. One day they claim they want attractive female characters, the other day they claim [X] thing is gooner bait and makes you a transgender. Trying to find logic and consistencies in their behavior and mindset is like trying to make sense out of Chris Chan, it is impossible to do so.
>>738958075the game's just an excuse so artists will draw art of his waifu for free + he banks on it
>>738957680theres simply too many trannies/leftists on /v/deltatroon threads go much more smoothly than this ever did
>>738957680It is because a lot of the shills for this game did a bad job of describing it and just used the: >it's fun because it is funargument instead of actually describing what the game is like.
>>738938358As soon as I finish pic related
>>738938358>this post is advertising or begging
>>738959112>this freak is seething or coping
>>738957680I figure it's either one schizo with a grudge against the dev, or the worst paid shills imaginable. Tons of threads filled with inane bullshit, maybe a dozen posts about the game itself.
>>738938358when nude mods?
Is there a mod than can make her ass jiggle?
>>738938358This game makes me feel empty.>Vague mentions of the setting>Not explanation over what is happening to her hand>The ending is NOTHINGThis game feels incomplete.
>>738940419She IS.
>>738946529>Flygon mention>Hatsune Miku picI feel compelled to post this, reminder that Flygon is one of Hatsune Miku's official pokemon.
I thought the game was fun.
>>738959484>>Vague mentions of the setting>Not explanation over what is happening to her hand>The ending is NOTHINGThis is just the world we are living in after Darksouls trash became popular.
>>738959913In those games, you get lore if you look for it, not in this one.
>>738959913>explainSLOP for explainGOONERS>I need things EXPLAIIIIINEDfuck off faggot
Shhh, P is sleeping.
>>738960032>you get lore if you look for itDarksouls's "lore" is a huge nothing burger because you don't actually experience it in the game itself. Yeah FNAF lore is insane, have you read all the wikipedia pages and novels? Even the basic concept like how human becomes Hollow when the fire faded away, there is no real logic and explaination to how does that even work. Most of characters went insane as Hollows, except the player's character whatever reason. It is just so trash.
>'P
>>738959851indeed
>>738940193looks fun but very unpolished
>>738959067wut gaem? she cute fa.m (family)
this or pseudoregalia
>>738963569pseudoregalia, easily. the visuals are rough but the movement alone puts it in the top 10 3d platformersif you're a real nigga however the big catch tacklebox.
>>738963472Ground Zero. The freaks briefly tried to get sexual complaints about that going for a while there too, because she has alternate costumes or something, but everyone just ignored them.
>>738938358Mogged by a fucking goat KEK
>>738965356Can't beat the tight pants after all
>>738938923what is this dancing called? also will she be more memorable than curly brace
>>738965947It's the wink slink
>>738957680It ticked me off because people and ads kept saying it was like shadow of the colossus and mirrors edge and prince of persia, and while it does have some gameplay elements from those titles, its a complete embarassment when it comes to story, worldbuilding and setting, and the actual implementation of said mechanics. none of the bosses approach the complexity and spectacle of any of the SotC bosses. the platforming is easy and braindead and the environments all pretty much look the same. viewed on its own, as a very casual light h-game fast food platform game, I can appreciate it. when it jerks off about revered classics, I'm annoyed.
>>738938358What makes it different from other parkour games? it's a fairly crowded game concept.Or is it just for weebs? as to why it has appeal because they like anime girls.I think the only games that have my attention are upcoming mirrors edge clones like Panline, Liquid Lung. And just an odd one like Distant Shore: BRETAGNE because it's basicaly havok physics kind of interactivity.There's a lot of parkouring games that to stand out you have to do something different. Not many of them are exciting.
>>738966464/v/ doesn't give a shit when it comes to the story of sotc, they just care about climbing monster and hating bluepoint for fucking up the aesthetic
>>738967312To be fair, the story of sotc is just a vehicle for finding and taking down the colossi. There aren't really any big twists or turns to talk about, so it's the spectacle of it all that tends to dominate any discussion.
>>738940193why does it look so sluggish, isn't it a parkour game?
>>>/trash/
>>738938846fippy bippy!
>>738952401There's like 2.5 songs.
>>738938358MORE MOLES
>>738967241im not very familiar with parkour games but i can tell you right now the mc is the sole selling point lol. just look at the dev's yt channel, or how the shill- i mean totally organic threads just focus on the girl.the actual game is janky, sluggish, and railroaded af. it allows for virtually 0 player expression since the mc's movement over corrects itself and does whatever it wants to do like half the fucking time. it's beyond mediocre, and annoying to boot.another anon already brought this game up but it truly warrants the attention man. not sure if it counts as parkour but if you want a game with deceptively deep tech where youre running on walls and pulling off insane bs with the momentum try the demo of the big catch. it's amazing.https://youtu.be/9k86JMva7osit's free, almost just as long as the game in the op if youre going for the only cheevo, and actually designed and tested by a competent team and not some porn addled tranny who just wanted a vehicle for his OC.
if i find out the ost is some typical indie anime breakcore shit i'm going to laugh
>>738938596skin cancer. most white people had it if they spend too much time under the sun.Timmies belong to the cold hells they loved to be in. 6 six moths of snow, my ass.
>>738940193dang, looks pretty slow. makes me feel like playing a good parkour game like ghostrunner
>>738940193>hitstop in a platformer>hitstop on the platforming part of the platformer
I'm starting to think the shilling is from someone that hates the game wants the devs to fail because holy fuck it's annoying
>>738971228Holy ESL
>>738938358Appreciate the feet stuff, anon.
>>738938358>Turd made by a favela BR stink monkey is a low effort garbage scamWHO WOULDA THUNK!
>>738957680Because the shilling for it has been "HOLY BASED 1488 FELLOWS NAZIS! THIS REDPILLED DEV HAS A GAME WITH HECKIN SEEEEX!"that tends to get annoying. Makes it seem like the primary selling point is "buy this to make your political enemy mad!"
>>738973692The only one saying that is you.
>>738973692wat
>>738963828>>738963569>>738965430>LITERAL furfagsworse than the slimiest of brazilians (tryedz)
>HOLY BASED 1488 FELLOWS NAZIS! THIS REDPILLED DEV HAS A GAME WITH HECKIN SEEEEX!
>>738973692>everything is so sanitized now that having a game with one ass shot and one feet scene makes it some sort of bastionMaybe the right is onto something?
>>738972881Are there tickles?
>>738952543I find it funny when indie devs get into dumb internet fights with each other. It's like watching retards fighting over the scraps the master absent-mindedly left for them after a dinner banquet.
Who won?
>>738973692meds
>>738938923This but i love the game.
>>738973692>it's another "Congozilians are terrible at false flagging" episode
>>738977404Meds, he's one of your own, leftietroon.
>>738938923BASED
>>738938358I'd say buy an ad but you already did. I'll try your game if you fix these ugly moles.
>>738952401the gameplay is genuinely weirdly bad. I wonder why they didn't think to put more effort into thatit's like they put all of their eggs into hoping gooners would like the character design of the girl and forget about doing anything else
>>738938358So where's the footjob porn of this chick
>it's another "Congozilians not so subtly keeping their own thread alive" episode
>>738938358Why does /v/ hate on this game so much? It's the first game of a small indie dev team
>>738983124Only the silly troons hate it
>>738958779
>"destroy every machine in this God-forsaken place">machines look like something you could take on with few dudes with RPGs and some time.>it doesn't even look if those machines attacked anything outside the megastructurePlot-wise it looks weak.
>>738940193Damn, at least i know my game will outperform this trash holy fuck.
>>738983819Oh really? Post your game, I could use a good laugh.
>>738983819You wont do shit, cuckYou are pathetic 4chan loser
>>738983819Little coward isn't posting his game, I know you're here. How are you supposed to outsell anyone when you can't even say the name?
>>738972103Pretty nonsensical theory. No reasonable person would think that advertising the game for free would cause a sales decrease. You're kind of a retard.
All the people unreasonably hating on Motorslice?Yup, they'll be forced to smell those feet.
The final boss beached itself in the sand and let me walk around attacking it. Looking at its design it was supposed to fly around again right?
>>738985810yeah
>>738938358No Switch 2 version,No buy.Simple as.
>>738985930Heading back in, I think I parried it somehow last time, but it looks like its working correctly now.
>>738986103If you wanted to play third party video games you shouldn't have (only) gotten a Nintendo console.
>they're still here and seething about a game they haven't even played.lmao you really don't have better things to do? I've already beaten 3 newly released indie games since Motorslice came out. This is just sad. You aren't video game fans you're just jaded retards who can't let anything go.
>>738986595I have a PC too, I just prefer gaming on the Switch 'cos I can play it while taking a shit.
>>738986719you should try changing your diet when your shits last longer than 3 minutes bro
>>738938358Kill yourself.
>>738986938Nah, it's fine. I shit quick, clean up, wash hands, then play on the couch.Probably shoulda said I play on the couch instead of on the toilet lol.
>>738940193I don't get what people see in this, it looks like another slopperly made indies platformer.I get that visually, it looks like mirror's edge but it's hardly parkour and it looks more like Ratchet and Clank platforming (and that game's platforming sucked.)
>>738985810The game has a fatal design where bosses (except the crane and tip truck apparently) do fucking nothing when you get on them after stunning them.
>>738938358im confused guys, the board hates the game but yet there are countless threads about it...
>>738987525Not that they can do much to fight you after you get onto them. The machines just become glorified parkour challenge.
>>738987562Some hate it, some love it and some are in-between. Simple as.
>>738938923I played both games and I loved them. How about that?
>>738938358Release it on Switch 2
>>738988718never
>>738988890Then I won't buy and you will fail
where's the sweat webm
>>738988718Haha this guy plays games on a kids toy
Somebody upload the model so I can make porn
>>738989045Dev already recouped his investment within hours of release. It already succeeded.Also third party games almost always flop on Nintendo consoles. The notion that not releasing on a Nintendo console would make you fail is retarded and was never the case at all.That said I'm surprised there isn't a port. This game doesn't look like it's too demanding to run on the Switch 2.
nah it failed
>>738989939Sorry tendie it succeeded.Maybe get any other platform if you want to actually play video games next time.
>>738938358boss fights in this game are such a fucking piece of shit i quit it
>>738959851wtf you can't say that
>>738940193looks like actual on rails slowmo garbagewhat the fuck>>738983819this is a bocchi poster
>>738984337>>738984715>>738984882lol this worthless tourist shilltroon's mad
>>738938358looks soulful and cute, keep up the great work
>>738938358i kinda qanted to play it, the moment i knew it was brazilian i completely lost all interest
The final gameplay webm has been dropped.
>>738938358She looks trans
>>738960034QRD?
I know you will tell me /v/ has always been like, but no. There's so much faggotry and pointless seething and yelling at clouds nowadays, I seriously have no idea how most of you didn't kill yourselves yet miserable niggers.It's going to be yet another game that I buy because /v/ got mad from it so much it tells me it's actually good.
Nude mod yet?
>>738940193literally looks like Prince of Persia (2008). I don't get it. 2 slow.
>>738992751>be yet another game that I buy because /v/ got madthat means it worked
>>738992075>jump in hole>die
>>738992751Zamn can't believe Motorslicetroons also love Mixtape
>>738952273>can invalidate the hazard completelywtf why?
>>738940193>sword doesn't even touch the enemies>doesn't even slash it, just taps the enemiesWould it have killed to make the slash look more horizontal?
>>738983819>>738982651Nikolay...
>>738992901There's some retards out there who think PoP 08 is a real game and not a gigantic QTE.
>>738938358>Play my fking parkour gameBased
>>738940193SOULOUL
>>738987562I think it's mostly shitflinging since the dev is doing too much unironic ironic shillposting all over the board.I'd buy it if I wasn't just gonna leave it in my backlog, game looks decent and I assume the dev is an agdg hustler which I respect.I just wish I wasn't riddled with depression so I could actually finish a game of my own.
>>738994206>gigantic QTEkek, accurate description of the game.
>>738987562Designated culture war game because it made troons seethe about very light fanservice
>>738938923>brazilian loves green haired tomboys>their 35 years old looks 17>eating pizza with fork and knifeI wanted to learn the way of the favela
>>738940193ludo
>>738938358>Tiktok censorship Fucking kill yourself
>>738938358I dunno op or should I call you dev-kun, point is I haven't seen much porn ya see? It's my only metric to see if I wanna play something or not, increase the porn then I might buy it and give it a try
>>738975309>Master left themOk goyim. Those are artists standing beside their work while you couch cattle scuffing their works because it doesn't look like the one you get from MacDonalds or whatever you see on the bus ads when you come to your 9-5.
>>738938596beauty spots, because the world isn't ready to accept freckles yet. because you suck.
>>738938923>A) Mixtape is published by the daughter of the 5th richest man in the world>B) It has government funding, mysteriously perfect scores,1 no they're not really, unless their name end with de rothschild, 2 nothing mysterious about that shill campaign unless you live under a rock. i have been telling you they are pushing social engineering on the public to push THEIR ideals and every fucking time you just call me crazy, well, there it is in your face for all to see this time.
>>738938923HOLY SHIT HAHAHAAHAHA I JUST FOUND A PICTURE OF THE DEV FROM HIS WEBSITEDUDES NOT A DAY OVER 17
Another MS thread was just nuked. What the fuck is going on?!
>>738998794why does he look like he's got makeup on what the fuck
>>738998487>snopes: u-uh technically theres secret trillionairesWhat is your motive for running defense for Mixtape?
>>738998794>17>already made it big in his favelaMotorslice WON.
>>738998929i'm not defending anything you word twisting jew
>>738998870The mods have easy access to information such as the IP address of the "people" making threads for your dosghit cattlefeed, and can tell it's an artificial shill campaignBy the way, enjoy enjoy having mobility from the neck down while you can, you worthless subhuman
>>738999147don't even start I remember the 50 palworld threads and my ban for pointing it out and reporting them, let the indie have a thread.
>>738999298I have a hard time believing those were made by the devs themselves, so I'd take 50 palworld threads over this worthless trashThen again, I don't expect a subhuman monkey to understand
>>738998401they're moles you fucking loser.
>>738998794holy shit how is he so pornbrained that young?
>>738999147>enjoy enjoyAre you from a rival favela, schizo?
>>738999572>moles>beauty markwhats the difference anyways?
>>738940193>yellow paint
>>738938923The man who destroyed /v/ with his facts.
>>738999572>>739000023done with internet today all you do is insult me even if correct fuck you.
>>738939153>get more lore tidbitseven if this is a trollpost, kys
>>738940193Why the fuck is this image spoilered? I turned that shit off forever ago.
>>739000023I fucking know which "animation" that's from, I know what kind of man you are anon.
WHERE ARE THE SEXY OUTFIT MODS? WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOONER GAME!
>>738938596Tics, bed bugs or fleas or some shit
>>738956992IP counters died because they revealed 90% of all thread were just the same 10 or so posters for a given topic. Which is fucking grim.
>>738970885based atarashi gakkofag
>>738971930So you're saying Donkey Kong Country is a bad game?
>>738999147seethe
>>738938358It looks like a very basic UE5 project with a 9/10 girlGot any more webms?
>>738970885Yeah, when you do a comparison with games that have actual mechanics, and aren't just no-effort, AI generated re-used assets slopped around gooner bait, you can see WHY Motorslice is one of the faggot brained fakegames killing indies currently. motoshart was just an excuse by the dev to subject everybody to his fetish, because he gets off on making people smell his feet. It's crazy how almost nobody is talking about this, but it deserves a lot of attention and the best takedown/intellectual critique of the game I've seen is this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDFG4YCNrs8Gooners, porn addicts, and AI devs got completely cooked in this review, based
>>738956793Keep us informed
>>739001285>porn addicts not content with sniffing feet all the time and jerking off to armpitsYou bugs are so predictable, and now you're going to run off to heckin' wholesomarino Twitter to bitch about people hating on the game - you still haven't bought it, though.
>>739002284Remember it is your moral duty to dislike this video as many times as you can. I did my part
can't have one Motorslice thread without this failed youtumor shitting it up talking about feet more than the people who actually play the game... absolutely pathetic
>>738938358make a game worth playing you gay nigger
>>738998929@@@@@@@ JEW ALARM JEW ALARM JEW ALARM @@@@@@@@@
>>739002712because its not a real fucking game you nigger it's porn sloop for retard gooners who have the most disgusting faggy fetish on the planet
>>738952559It's not hard at all and it doesn't control super good. Compared to mirrors edge it is rather easier, slower and more janky.But still it's a cute game, with cute MC and really big scale of the world.
Did 4chan ate my post?Also why do I see spoilers if I have them disabled.
>>738987562The only people hating it are twitter trannies and one schizo brazilian youtuber.Everyone else either don't care about it because it's just a niche, unpolished indie game and others like it because cute girl or just because they really like climbing stuff in games no matter the jank.
This game looks okay, but the terminally seething dev puts me off. Imagine being shocked that 4chan is shitting on your game. /v/ is filled with assholes and you came here expecting pure praise? Now you're being a little bitch about it and my sympathy is all gone.
>>738938923Mixtape sucks ass and is just some gross woke game propped up by journos, but Motorslice is just okay. Yeah, it's better than Mixtape but so is going to the dentist or being stuck in traffic.
>>739003771>>738999147>stuttering from sheer angerHoly seethe
>>738992372She looks like a generic bog standard anime girl. You look trans.
>>738972103This. The guy promoting this is being so inflammatory I wouldn't put it past some schizo deciding to ruin the devs reputation out of pure douchebaggery.>>738985223Ordinarily I'd say it is a stupid theory but this is /v/ and this place is home to some of the most mentally ill and spiteful people on the internet.
>>739003962You look like the pathetic manchild developer of this faggot game. Must hurt you seeing your astroturfing backfire, and everybody call you out for being a porn addict, huh? You ain't getting your heckin chungus WHOLESOME 100 twitter echochamber here.
>>739003251>Did 4chan ateYou shouldn't be allowed to post anything anywhere
>dude hold W and jump to pre-rendered magnet jump like nathan drake, lara croft, kratos, OR assassin poo!!! except with none of the starpower which is why those games get away with itand no your ugly gooncel dogshit character wont change that didnt buy poopietrannyteia and wont buy your slop
did the 1 man dev shill run out of cocaine or is he finally starting to realize it's not working because these are definitely slowing down
Hey dev, you're really wasting your time here, go back to R*ddit if you want toxic positivity where nobody says anything mean. Here you'll get the truth mixed in with a few dickheads who'll shit all over you regardless of what you do. Oh, and people annoyed with the blatant astroturfing. What the fuck.
>>738938358well give me a key
>>739003145>sloopYou are MAD.
>>739004690>>739004893>>739004323>>739004176>>739003936samefag
i won't play this until i'm done playing other games.
>>739004281>>739003962Dont worry, Nikolay is uglier than your average troon.
>>738985478sniff
>>739004658If it is really a one man show, then post launch is the busiest time because of bug fixing and handling complaints on top of the regular stuff. So I guess he couldn't spare much time on self-shilling as much as before
Did I miss a story point about why dead things turn to sand?
>>739005895It echoes Genesis 3:19, where God tells Adam, "For dust you are and to dust you will return."
Huh, seems like porn addicts and gooners weren't actually a real fanbase? How does it feel dev, to have made a game that doesn't want anyone to actually play it? Meanwhile, the review by Tryedz is reaching more people day by day.
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>>739005960Hello trannyplease refer to >>738938923
Day 10 of total shill meltdown.
>>739005938>dev is now preying to god to revive these threads because his shilling isn't working
>>738991206Damn anon I really made the brigade angry. I didnt even have to do anything than words.
>>738997213>>eating pizza with fork and knifewe ate them with our hands too but pizzas in Brazil are usually loaded with toppings so holding them with your hand is doomed to spill most of it depending on the pizza.Try taking at look as "esfiha", it is basically a mini-pizza.
>>739003146>Compared to mirrors edge it is rather easier, slower and more janky they're equally janky Mirror's Edge maybe even slightly more so
>>739004676>>739005960Fygoon...
Will the estate of Toriayama sue for the character looking deliberately close to Bulma or SquareEnix for the likeness of dragonquest? I will look into this..maybe spamming it all over /v/ was a bad idea.
>>739006910Eh, Mirror's Edge at least had inertia.
You people are deeply mentally ill
>>739007146>>738992372>>738991206Why did he decide to racemix with your whore of a mother?
>>739007146Hmm, good point. With all the astroturfing, feet sniffing, and gooner faggotry, nobody actually really looked into this. Seems like the dev made the game just to incite porn/copycat works of DBZ/DQ. Can somebody look these up, combine them with the critiques from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDFG4YCNrs8 and make a case? Looks like we got a checkmate against the bugman insect of a dev, heh.
>>739007476is that:
>>739007476The "mother" in question looks more like a dude if you ask me
>>738940193this looks mobileslop tier, who are all these indians praising this shit
>>739007516nikolay raskovskiy of Davenport, Florida ...
>>738947958Chocolate nips
>>739001637Trvke and post IDs would kill board activity over night
>>738957680Because /v/ has too many trannies who melt down over this not being trooncore. They then falseflag while melting down about it.
>>739006212Oh hello developer, so insecure you need to post stats from the Steam backend? How does it feel you didn't get government money (unlike Mixtape lol), have no fans, and now nobody wants to talk about your actual game - just the fact it's gooner slop fagcore porn addict bait?
>>738998315>incoherent poor person noisesYou would know more about bread and circuses than I do, peasant
>>738938358why do u keep calling it a parkour game? is it because it annoys people?
>>739010210>mfw my son Nikolay Raskovskiy blows his brain out because he couldn't make his game
>>738938923What a winner.
>>739003251The spoiler checkmark enables or disables the spoiler tag on the image attached to your own post, you fucking 70 iq chimp. Kill yourself.
>>739010912>The spoiler checkmark enables or disables the spoiler tag on the image attached to your own post, you fucking 70 iq chimp. Kill yourself.Retard
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