Gamers will look at this chopping board and say "hell yeah"
gamers will look at this kot
>>739744916Stego was god tier breeding stock as a horse, so as an Uma, she must be great at it too. Don't expect her to take care of the kids though.
>>739745073
>>739744998A fren asked me to use that cat as steam avatar. Ive no idea what's the cat from
>>739745140that's kiruya momochi from princess connectanother cyjews IP
>gamers will look at a girl who like them and say hell yeah
>>739744916Gold Clan focused anime when
>>739744916She cute. What's her name?
>>739744916Stego sex
can you guys post gentildonna shes my favorite
>>739745073>petite but with great hips, ass and is hyper fertileSounds like a winner to me. I'll just have to provide for the kids until they grow up and start making millions.
>>739744916hell yeah, would breed
knees are too pointy
>>739744916I want to be her
>>739745140why? what a weird thing to request of someone
>>739744916>chopping boardThe standard English metaphor is "washboard", ESL.
stego
>>739745343What hips and ass you retard?
>>739744916Wouldn't big boobs be a hindrance for running?
>>739745073Stego was a horselet
>>739745176Thank>>739745449It's a weird fren ig, I dont judge them really
>>739745396Same.
>>739745327here, have this gorilla
>>739745813thank you very much anon
>>739744916that's a boy(female)
>>739745259Sex Gold
>>739744916feet
>>739744916he's trans
>>739745327
>>739745259
>>739745548>ooga booga me need baboon inflated bootywhatever you say monkey
>>739744916hell yeah
>>739745176Carl*
>>739744916I like em more mature.
>>739748327All umas are some level of "cute gorilla retard," imagine how dangerous they have to be to be the ones especially known for that.
>>>/vmg/fuck off
>>739750141
>>739745616Nigga a lot of the greatest stallions in history were horselets, Sunday Silence's DNA is in the pool of nearly every modern Japanese racehorse and he was the same height as Stego.Its not about the size, its about the game.
Why LATAMs say that Stay Gold is a man
thankfully there is a "i hate gacha" thread up right now distracting most retards. one missed the memo tho >>739750141
>>739750296That's antisemitic. Reported for racism.
>Ponyshit but tranimeDouble whammy of faggotry. Fuck off to >>>/mlp/
>>739750347because stay gold is a stallion
>>739744998Hell Yeah
>>739750296>Ricas patas
>>739750347The L stands for Larp
>>739749936What's Maru's favorite Gran Turismo?
>>739750418>compare kemonomimi to mlp>using the term "tranime"Why did you expose yourself like that?
>>739751007It should've started with ps4 and kept going to 1
>chopping board>washboard>ironing table>slatepokke is erotic
>umautist thread still up
>>739750289stay gold was actually a pretty normal height, it's his ridiculously small build and light weight that makes him a horselet.deep impact, however, was only slightly bigger than stay gold. one inch taller, only 20kg heavier on average, and still tiny compared to most other male horses.
>>739744916Raping my hand to Gold family.
>>739753602I'm you but stronger
>>739744916I like huge-er horses because I feel that horse girls should be horse sized
You owe him sex
>>739752604why does this artist insist on pushing his tranny california shit onto everything?
>>739744916
>>739755304Sexo
>>739755304>Ear attachments removedLewd
Stegosaurus
>>739744916He likes em young
>>739753602The things i'd do to maru-chan..
>>739750296What is this "nice feet" religion? and how do I join?
>>739744916MANT sucks. Give me a new scenario already.
>>739755395>Chocolate bacon
>>739752564go dilate about it tranny
You've seen Umamusume, now get a load of Musumeuma!
APOLOGIZE!
>>739757581>MANT sucksI was saying that even before they added this scenario
>>739744916Hehe :3
>>739757727bitch said “i’m all ears”
happy inari one day to those who celebrate
>>739757592It's good though
>>739752361>Get a whole movie about her>Still at the bottom of popularity pollsHow????
>>739755395>hdmi cableerotic!
>>739744916Stego is incredibly sexy and clearly wants to umapyoi her torena.
>>739758279My wife and her bvll....
>>739762043She got completely mogged by Agnes Tachyon
is the schizo tranny janny asleep or dead? how is this thread still up?
>>739757581How long till MANT is over....?
I prefer the pony sized terrorist.
>>739757581MANT completely killed my drive for this game. I went from 5-6 careers a day to barely 1, most of the time a quick Mcqueen suicide run.
>>739757581people were nonstop about how that scenario sucks, I think quitting shortly before it started was a good choice
>>739762717>Permamogged within the plot so hard he got mindbroken>Mogged on popularity despite being protagonist>Even get mogged on all measurementsPokke doesn't have it easy.
>>739763563>pony sized terroristThat would be Stay Gold
>>739763652Also mogged irlThe events of Beginning of a New Era was the last time Jungle Pocket ever won a race.
>>739763814If I recall, Dream journey was even shorter than Stego. He is pretty much mare sized despite being a full blown psycho.
>>739763652>>739764003Endless mogging
>obvious breasts protruding >omg she flat???Cringe
>>739764003>Beginning of a New Era>It was actually her whole era.Sad.
>>739764602Not as sad as Air Shakur's story.
>>739744916Why does her mizugi look so wierd
>>739763326Please clarify. You just described the majority of the moderation team
>>739763563She is my favorite also
>>739764953Preach, brother.
>>739754326>I feel that horse girls should be horse sizedThey absolutly should be
>>739765114
An anon from here randomly followed me for my parent...Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy!
>>739765114Sexo
>>739764013He's also one of a very small number of horses Yutaka Take straight up refused to ride, he was meant to be DreJo's main jockey but after he tried to bite Take's neck he told Sunday Racing to go find another jockey. And that was the start of Ikezoe's tenure as the "psycho horse whisperer"
Hows /v/ma doing? Is MANT done yet?
>>739765553>psycho horse jockeyExcept Curren Chan who was super sweet and he loved. Almost as much as Still In Love with Miyuki.
>>739766018Turns out Curren was always the actually sweet one and not Falco, despite what their idol rivalry might suggest
>>739766157Curren is very fluffy
>>739765553I mean, it worked out pretty well for him all things considered ... and none of them actually managed to kill him.
do you think they poop anytime they want even while running on the racetrack sometimes?asking for a friend haha
>>739766542Wait for Danon Decile to get added to the game.
>>739747928>>739748245>>739748327thanks guys a lot
>>739766469Dream Journey nearly succeeded by biting him close to an artery.
>>739763814Stay Gold was a menace on the track, but Dream Journey would actively try to kill his trainer, handlers, and jockey. He would try to get one alone and cornered, and then go for the throat.
>>739763469We are about halfway through it, so Grand Live is in August or so?
>>739748327>gentil’s new alt ult animation has her grabbing your handImagine the handjobs
is horse girl meat banned for human consumption?
>>739766469Dream journey's temperament somehow got even worse after becoming a breeding stallion. Even Ikezoe wouldn't go near him at that point.
I just like reading the horse names
>>739766727>>739766804Pretty impressive for a herbivore honestly. That's some real killer instinct he got.
>>739755304I'd like this without the dialogue or the random Madness character there please.
>>739767442>or the random Madness characterthat's stay gold's trainer
>>739766804>>739767301Still tame compared to Halo
>>>/trash/
>>739767540Qrd?
>>739766804killing the japanese is based thoughbeitfully
>>739767540Well yeah Halo is a devil, that doesn't make Dream Journey any less temperamental.
>>739767680>kills small animals regularly >more successful in his attacks on humans than DJ >they made him wear muzzle
>>739767540>Would drown bird that land on his field in the trough>Would bite your shirt, god forbid torso, and throw you around like a ragdoll, biting you after you've been slammed down>Even after having the muzzle, figured out he could use it as a blunt force object
>>739767680
OOOOOOORA SEX WITH STEGO. RUBBING STEGOS’S FLAT TORSO PEROPERO TIGHT STEGO TUMMY AND BELLY BUTTON
>>739767680>>739768073And he means Halo, not King Halo
>>739768253Supposedly going back far enough they were some 1800 horses in his bloodline who straight up murdered several of their handlers. That wholr bloodline is cursed.
>>739767260
>>739768253>halo>is actually a devilk-kino...
>>739768687>dobson horse
>>739768687>inflation nation
>>739768687THERE HE IS THERE HE ISTHERE HE IS
>>739768253>air shaker
>>739744916Weebs hate women even though they think they are women. They have a proclivity towards slapping cat ears on women because they think actual women are functionally identical to cats
>>739768687>inflation nationDobson?!
>>739768687>Inflation nationHow did they know?
>>739768253>Halo as a foal was abused by a nigger>Halo attempted many times to kill niggers afterwardsbased?
>>739744916That is a boy, like pic relatedHow many are there anyways? There is also Sounds of Earth
>>739763652Ok well at least Pokkes kid is cooler than Tachyons. Even got better twin tails.
>>739768687>Master of arms
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>739765778The real /v/ma is in /vm/ this trash thread is getting spammed by image dumpers and ERPer subhumans
Apparently a horse called Boku Mada Nemui Yo (I'm still sleepy) just won a big race recently.Can't wait for her design in 10 years.
>>739768253Remind me, who was the horse that killed somebody?
>>739770187Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
>>739769309That is my umamusume waifu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5KDTLwrXDwI miss Snowflakes Danzhu channel.Believe is another character that gets called a boy by fans.
Inari one WHEN
>>739763563is she actually a killer?
>>739768253>looked at an airplane because he wanted to drop itThat seems like a wild assumption.
>>739744916Harem ending with Spica (That's at least four washboards)
>>739770927I'd rather be the trainer for Team Canopus. Or whatever team Haru and Rice are starting.
>>739744916It's called a cutting board you ESL retard
ESL falseflag thread made by a spammer.
>>739768253>>739770850This seems like a load of slander for a good horse who simply did not relax around blacks.
>>739750537i only know like half of these but very cute
>>739770927Remind me again how Stego (short flat horselet) and McQueen (short flat horselet)'s genes combined to make Golshi (6 feet tall with huge tits)
>>739772338I think McQueen is the flattest in her family
>>739772338Bakushins grandkid Kitasan runs long races shit happens.
>bored and started reading Star Blossom>make it 7 chapters in>learn MangaDex has a new policy in which they make you get an account to continue reading anything or even use basic functions of their siteAnd thats how the Umamusumes taught me how faggot a site can be. Somehow even more faggot than these two fags right here.I'm patiently waiting for Dober in two weeks so I can have something to use my carats on.
>>739773072Mangadex was already going to shit
>>739773072>still using mangadex after the feds nuked itThe only retard here is you
>>739773072>Using a site that's ran by the corposanon. You dummy
>>739769406Daiwa Scarlet mogs the whole roster.
>>739744916guh
>>739772338McQueen is actually huge IRL
>>739754326Ince again we were robbed of a better future. Always the wrong timeline.
>>739767260bro wtf
>>739745140It means you're down to fuck other gay bois
>>739773936Huh, usually the heights in Uma reflect real life, with a few exceptions because they're telling a story (like Rice Shower).Maybe McQueen is like that, they thought she can only be a prim and proper ojou if she's small and lean.
>>739774846Getting assassinated by a tiny cute sad horse is way funnier
>>739775049
>>739767260>>739768687Don't horses have race names and farm names? I may be mistaken.
>>739773072>learn MangaDex has a new policy in which they make you get an account to continue reading anything or even use basic functions of their siteEasy to deal with by Ublock
>>739773072You can just remove the three layers of nonsense on top of the manga and keep reading.
Any important meta supports coming? I'm trying to save for more support cards, and maybe even get some of the previous better ones. good to see you neighers
>>739776297Light Hello primarily, the Agnes Tachyion Speed from the same banner is nice but not as important as getting a copy of Light Hello.
>>739751007What was the last PS to use composite wires?
Stego bros?
>>7397767033DPD is not for me or thee.
>>73976346955 days
>>739769596MLP mindbroke mods so hard that they felt the need to make a containment board if anything it's the other way around
>>739776872>unironically responding to the literal bot
Been flatline since MANT dropped. Is there anything interesting or should I check back again in the 1st anni?
>>739744916>shorts
>>739777093Bride banner is gonna go away imminently if you didn't know, Inari One available soonIf you're not waiting on any banners then nah, CM next week as usual, nothing special, maybe you'd be mad if you missed all of the handouts from Golshi week
>>7397771298 years too late to bitch about that, watch season 1.
>>739777129bikini stego as requested
>>739777191>maybe you'd be mad if you missed all of the handouts from Golshi weekHow much did I miss?
>>739776297Light hello is gonna be the meta support, you want her>LB0 minimum>LB1 preferred >LB2 optimallyThen you want speed tachyon, she's must have for pace chasers and a second kitasan for everyone else, you may only skip if you're rolling for speed maru. After that next rolling plan depends on what style you main good to see you anon! Everyone in /v/ma moved to /vm/ if you're wondering what ever happened yo us or where the stakes and the clubs are
>>7397774565640 carats IIRC but it's okay, MANT still has two months left so its enough time to save up 40-60k carats, specially if you're in a good club that wont kick (like the /v/ clubs)
>>739777675>5640 carats
>>739777752According to a jpbro, we are about to get 1500 carats soon and we will get another login bonus with the release of main story finale so its okay
>>739767721>subhuman claws made this post
anyone rolling for Inari? her mannerisms are way different in the game than in the anime, makes her more likable
Matikanefukukitaru
>>739778528Mother Fucker
>>739778356I will be there no matter what
>>739778356Yeppers, the one drawfag pic made me instantly want her
>>739778356I really want her but I have to save for her alt, I need as many carats as I can get going into the next scenario because the schedule is so fucking DIRE.
>>739778356I need to save for Machan and Pearl.
>>739778641Post it
>>739745073>Breeding stockI'll be breeding her stock if you get what I mean
>>739778356I want, but I can't. I'll probably do a cheeky tenner tho
>>739778528why does she yell
>>739745396I want to be dommed by her
>>739754326Does he tug on her winky?
>>739778892To attract toreinas
just played kawakami princess' story this morning and she instantly shot up to being one of my favorites
>>739779000I like her a lot, I'll never forget how she murdered sweep in that one event
>>739778806Had to scour the /vm/ archive for a while but here
>>739779341Nice
>>739779341I want her so fucking bad bros, shes so cool in cingrey
>>739779341onigiri second...
>>739779341Imari wan
HOLD THE LINE BROSSHE WILL SAVE US
>>739744916my penis is leaking
>ohhhh Mant is too hard, Danchou, I need to take a break, I can't keep upA single URA fan run takes ~15-20 minutes and generates 1m fans while doing your dailies.That's all I ask. Is it so hard? Why are you even still "playing"?
>>739780269Hmmmm. Kill makween run? Okay!
So do you guys post on both threads or is there still a sizeable /v/-only population that didn't move/didn't know we moved? I honestly can't tell if you are my regular mates or not
>>739780269starblazer is better for dailies and fan farming imo.I only play URA to look at the umas stories and good endings.
>>739744916pedophiles*
>>739780479Whatever it is, good enough, but holy shit these people act like a 20 minute run a day is misery, yet they want to "play the game"Just quit! Nobody will be mad! No I won't wait 2 fucking months for Grand Line and you to "get your motivation back"!
>>739780539Evil ass danchou....
>>739779341Paizuri One
>>739780580The rules just ask for a RUN A DAY. That's it! 500k fans, 1m fans, whatever! Just do some fans. Then they log off for 3 days, come back, do some TT, log off for 2 more days, do a 477k MANT run and log off again!We can't beat the botters, so this club is on the precipice of leaving A! Two and a half months ago we were A+!
>>739780657
>>739770825She kills some rando who tries to steal your wallet in her trainee story
hell yeah
>>739780763OK, but I'll kick you after we get carat rollover if you ignored 3 warnings for an entire month!!!! Go make your own club! I've been doing 4 runs a day of just fans to try and help out!
This is the first time I get a parent so popular I can get 100 club points 2 days in a row
>>739780763I'm telling on you to your grandma.>>739780804You could at least photoshop Mutsuki to have horse ears.
>>739779163What did she do? I don't have Kawakami.
>>739778892cause her god actually listens
>>739744916Do they get sent to the glue factory when they're too old?
>>739780807I don't get it, why do you grind for points in a video game?The only objective is to view cute girls and you aren't doing that
>>739780938
>>739750347they have been subverted into thinking trannies are actually cute & sexy>t. spic
>>739780943Because it's free Carats for more cute girls every monthand if doing a single run a day on the game you're "playing" is grinding, stop playing.
>>739780763Correction
>>739781121what's that? one every 2-3 days?sure thing!
>>739781121I'm a different anon, and I'm not playingI'm going to return when there is more content, play for a while and then leave again>Free caratsNo, it's carats that cost time
>>739781330Kisama....>>739781412Just use the Sweep Tosho bot then
Do you ever imagine a world where we are drowning in uma porn?
>>739781527No because I like talking about the game, like you should here
>>739781527but that's illegal
>>739780381Nobody?
is this an invitation to sex?
>>739781527Nah, I'd rather have them in cute clothes.
>>739781823Homo
>>739781705These new girls have to be pretty aggressive, huh.
>>739780992Sopa de Ferdinand... Uma delicia...
Got inari and flash in the same pull.
O N E NE
>>739778356She's the best part of the second half of Cinderella Gray of course I'm rolling
>>739781705
>>739781527do NOT google horse porn.
>>739744916That swimsuit drives me feral with lust
>>739781527pony porn is better
>>739782352why, what am I gonna find?
>>739781662I am in both threads, I just don't post much on /vm/
>>739744916Hell yeah
>>739781527I already cum buckets to the in-game assets like >>739781823, I'd die from cooming too much.
>>739782208Juan
>>739780886Sweep was being a brat for a while, and eventually she had enough
>>739781662I'm on /vm/ and only visit if someone mentions because /v/ seems to be getting worse and worry about each thread being a honey pot and hard to find.
>>739782568Is there a reason for that? Just curious, it's still the /v/ma you know and love
>>739782912She also nearly kills Sirius in one of the MANT events
>next monthI think I'll pull her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkFQiFwuNNo
is this true
>>739781121There's a large difference between feeling obligated to do something and doing something because you enjoy it. The game just sucks now. The Japs thought so too at the time and it almost killed the game. Cygames dropped the ball by not taking preemptive measures to prevent MANT burnout and it's not the players' fault for feeling that way.
>>739783401>I'll be able to bring this semen demon for round 2 and finalsNice
>>739783521makes sense
>>739755492so pretty...
>>739783549I enjoy MANTI just think the competition is too stiff now and the game is moving too fast for meaccelerated pace sucks
>>739783521Ear size in equines does have to do with heat.
>three clocks
'TE YAN DEEEE
is it true that /v/ma(currently /vm/a) is allied with /v/aca
>>739783978
>>739783521oh dear
>>739781823Same
>>739783978Is this the fabled clock stimulus?
>>739784162literally the same character
>>739744916this is my ideal wife. too bad im old and every woman becomes a slampig later
>>739784162Bourbon's fit looks so comfy
>>739784346Nu-uh, one of them's got shorts and the other one's got pants.
>>739784162why do they all dress like that anyway?
Uh...
>>739784162Who is the fifth uma from the left, next to Ardan?
>>739784950Satono Crown
>>739785049Thanks. Turns out I like the race outfit too. One more newma to the list.
>>739784162Why do every new umas dress so well even fucking nerds like Chrono?
>>739784856yes
>>739744916Needs to be shorter and chubbier.
>>739783118I do post, but on a good day in a 1500 post thread I am maybe 10 of them. There isn't that much to talk about.>it's still the /v/ma you know and loveI am really not attached to the threads like that. There are alright posts but some people take it as the second coming of Christ because of the average post quality on this website, and I actually don't care much for the "culture". Just imo though.
>>739784162For me, it's Mister Cock and Ball
>>739785351Based
>>739745073Unironically that's exactly what she does in-game too.Her unique skill is one of two in the game that when inherited can evolve into a more powerful pink skill. The difference is that the skill of the other Uma who does this is limited to only three tracks and is a freebie given out from clearing the story, while Stego's activates on any track of 2000m+ and turns Lates and Ends into monsters on top of Stego herself being a semi-limited uma (In the gacha pool but cannot be obtained with guaranteed tickets).
>>739784950The other Sega horse
>>739785205That's clearly just Grass Wonder with gray hair.
>>739785821Grass Wonder isn't a keiba nerd nor a cute filly
>>739769406Jordan got constantly challenged at the farm he resided in while racing by a yearling Gold Ship and as a grown ass horse he tried to run away from him when he did that.Cooler my ass.
>>739786242Orfevre the oh almighty tyrant was Jordan's bitch
>No backyard grillmaster outfit for TaikiIt's bullshit I tell you, she got one about food/sweets but that's already Akebono's thing pretty much
what umas wear spats?
>>739786592
>>739786637It's so big.
>>739786637God she's so fucking lewd and hot I just want to grab her by those exposed hips and go to town.
>>739786637I'm not super versed in horse lore, is she a jobber like Nature?
>>739786637>TAP
>>739786756Brother that is a 3x G1 winner, kikuka sho, tenno sho spring, and the takarazuka kinen.
>>739786702
/v/ros, they are making fun of us
>>739786756Very successful horse.
>>739786637her tits are HUGE in the left image
>>7397868523 G1 is average for Uma but that is quite an amazing record, she also clears a good chunk of the cast as a result.
>>739785320Ok, I guess it's understandable, glad you still stick around at least
>>739786756She's preddy good but her biggest asset brings keeps her from being perfect.
>>739751007probably 3
>>739784047Yeppers, always allies
oguri feet
Mares
>>739787562>Mayano
HOw many clubs are ded now
>>739786756while she famously did a job for teio in the arima kinen, considering the rest of the bnw trio, she mogged them vastly
>>739787789All 10 clubs are active and alive
>>739781705C. Can't tell.
>>739787562Machan's thighs are massive
>Second in her second race>Got boxed in for 13th in the hopeful stakes>General floundering>No Mile S on the first inheritanceGet doored bitch, not in my house.
>>739787910Let it go, Biwabro.
>red desire finally dropped>got her to US2>don't know what to do nextShe was all I was looking forward to and now I feel like I beat the entire game. Should I take the out??
>biwa
>>739788419beewuh
>>739788414>he isn't waiting for tactoI've been waiting for over 1000 days
>>739788580I feel for you but I do not see the appeal of tic tac toe. Rose Kingdom looks cool though so I might return for her in 2031.
>>739788419I know. Hayahide is just too long and too many.
>>739788675We are about to leave god awful america soon, don't worry everything will be okay dacchi
>>739788714*manly
>>739744916>that mizugiJesus Christ... Japan has fallen so fucking hard. It was more conservative in the past but was fine with the one-piece. It's all so tiresome.
That horse really did love bananas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QQL2JwXUMo
>>739788414Post her
>>739789162
>>739789065Please leave.
>>739788414You should go visit her.
>>739790048It's good to be the king.
>>739790048Playing her career makes me feel bad for her.
>>739790048her mother was right, she's useless
>>739790048Kingu was born to suffer
I thought this was going to be a flat thread. Instead it's a thread about that stupid horse game. I'm disappointed
>>739790395Cry about it, pussy.
>>7397885805.5 anni, trust the plan
>>739790395game has a lot of flatties, put away your preconceived notions and sort the characters by bust size
>>739790395big tits are better anyway
>>739744916can't believe people are still playing koikatsu
>>739790395Why not both?
I love this gremlin.
>>739790395Nigger we've barely been on this board for 2 months shut the fuck up
>>739790590It's gonna be bouquet
>>739790997Is that the uma who lactates without being pregnant?
>>739790997It's actually gonna be Samson Big
>>739790658flatties erotic.
>>739784162
So when's MANT ending?
>>7397922371.5 months....hold the line
>>739792237>>739792298What comes after MANT?
>>739792378Idol scenario
>>739744916Tits way too big get this granny out of my sight
>>739792298>hold the linehaha yeah
>>739777271I bitched about it 8 years ago, I will bitch about it in the current year.
>>739792378Grand live, the idolmaster scenario essentially, very hyped by everyone because>runs take 5 minutes max before you know if you have to glue or not>fun mechanics and casual friendly>Unity but without the unfair bullshit and shorter >soft meta reset so it allows people to compete again >Saved jp from destruction Im very excited, Jpbros have explained it and it sounds fun
How would you spend your day with her?
>>739792587Get her a prescription for neuroleptic medication.
When is that vampire hitting the US? 2 years?
>>739791583that's neru
>>739792378The story line where Falcon the cuck queen, gets cucked hard
Who the FUCK is Rickey?
>>739744916Gamers will look at this and say "hell yeah"
>>739794179wouldn't you like to know
now for something completely different
>>739794710why sad
>>739794789Look at the arm.
>>739785423Every time I see that webm I start hearing the timesplitters future perfect disco song in my head.
>>739795571HEY DJ!
I am sorry /v/mapyoi, I am flatlining until Grand Live.
>>739795302boneitis claims another soul...
>>739795779guh
>>739790048>trying to depression pill a fucking hilarious eventget outta here ya third rates
>>739780269I recently remembered I have McQueen, so I'll begin resting with her.>spend ~30 minutes on dailies, please!I'm kinda sick of it and will fully understand if my danchou kicks me for only trading shoes.
>>739790675Tama is the best gremlin.
>>739790675This gremlin has an erotic voice
>>739786637She's not attractive
>>739796768https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bbklVEafyjo
Do you think she acts freaky when using the puppet? Asking because I want to make something with her.
>>739790395same
>>739796915How many years until we get her
whats this? a thread for my husband on /v/?
where will she go next
>>739796915Absolutely.
>>739797657
>>739797831incorrigible!
>miss out on another thread after not seeing one for so longBros help me out for the new cm race. I want to run cafe and x. oguri.https://files.catbox.moe/xi06ej.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/v52ino.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/rl44dc.jpeg
>>739799853/v/ma moved to /vm/
>>739800060link?
>>739800084It's literally the fastest thread on the board how can you miss it?
>>739784162A good half of umas just steal from their granny wardrobe for casual dates
>>739800084>>>/vm/2520870Here
>>739796813Gayest torena ever
>event ends tomorrow>still only at ~600k points
>>739800781BETTER GET GRINDING FAG
>>739799853Like others said, /v/ma moved but to answer your question, are you talking about NEXT cm as in the mile one, or the one after the 2200m medium?
>>739800916The one one June 4
>>739744916flatties love having their nipples pinched and played with roughly!!!I can confirm this!!!
I'm about to start reading the story, is there a lot of Curren in it? I hate Curren.
>>739801510yeah its a carp
>>739767721t. israel kike
Anyone else gonna pull for Sweep? I find her brattiness and "yada yada" pretty cute.
>>739801282XOguri is dogshit, all you can do with her is 3 recovery and pray it activates at the right timeBut end closer base Oguri with spurt and cheer king's ult is top tier tho. Either do a speed power wit deck with Kitasan, borrowed Top Road, Fine Motion, CB, Helios and HishiamaOr a guts deck with Kitasan, Finemo, CB, Pearl, Urara and borrowed SR Ayabe
>>739801743She's not meta and her ult is kinda meh, but ...
>>739801743I like lolis but I'm skipping her, I'd rather get Ruby
>>739800781@ 90k I simply dnc
>>739801282No problem>CafeShes a milelet and a late surger so that really hurts her this cm but you can try this>Late CafeKitasan and Windy for speed, Power Helios, Fine motion, tachyon and nice nature for wit. Speed and power parents, budding blossom and shadow break as parents>XoguriYoud want a gutsmaxxing setup so yeppers, urara, kitasan, windy, fine motion and Mr CB borrow (for daring strike), youd run her as end closer, your parents are louder tracen cheer and pump/budding blossom parents. Your 3 recoveries are shake it out, triple 777 and corner recovery, you want full power parents.Be warned, none of these characters are good for mile, but you should be able to build something functional with this setup
>>739801850>>739801881I'm not even a lolicon but this vid sold me on her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnpjxCTXIuE
>>739801743Sorry, but my gacha money when into a different game with more loli brats.
>>739801743I got a spark saved up for her I fucking love brats
>>739801510Falco go to bed, everyone already decided Curren is cuter and nicer than you. Despite supposedly being the "devilish" one, Curren is actually sweet when it matters while Falco is a jealous tryhard who has the dumbest written relationship with her trainer.
>>739801743Yeppers
>>739801912XOguri is shit for next CM and goof luck proccing budding blossom or pump
>>739780657it's ok our top botter will carry the club
>>739780657Our club have like 5 anons having zero run for the entire month
are we back?
>>739802206I know they're terrible, but thats what anon wants to run
Attention neighas, before this bread dies. This is not a real /v/ma bread, we moved to /vm/, come and check it out.
>>739802771As all generals, this too will turn into an insufferable circlejerk. Banishing it from /v/ is a death sentence. No new blood, stale discussion fueled further by desperate posters clinging to the past.
>no new bloodand you expect stealth generals on /v/ to attract new blood? lmao
>new blood>on 4chan.org>the dying man of the west internet continentYeeaah, okay buddy. Frankly I'm just surprised this thread survived.
>New blood>On 4chan>A place already seen as an old man's siteUh-huh
>>739745140gabeN cocksvcker detected
>>739744916back to /vg/ horse fucking gacha fags
>>739805050>Janitor applications are open. Apply here!
>>739802771/v/ is rightful /v/ma clay, sovereignty was never ceded to filthy j*nnoids>>739805050you can spam all you want but we will always be here when you least expect uswe will come back full time one day
>>739805203>we will come back full time one dayIt's better this way. Having occasional threads is better than 24/7 generals.
>>739776612Ps3
>>739769596Horses aren't ponies.
do taiki really need both changing gears and mile maven? should I take other skills instead?
>>739806910Depends on what other skills you have
>>739745616he was "only" 400-430 kg as opposed to average 450-500 kg
>>739807615That's pretty small for a male thoroughbred. Hell most mares are above that and the big males are 500+. Kitasan raced at 540.
>>739807739Nishino flower is only like 10 kilobytes, how is she not #1
>>739769770Try 3 given how fast Forever Young (2023 debut) got in the game.
>>739807893He got the nepotism boost.
>>739792571>good song/dance sequence with almost everyone>has bonus content if you do it good enough
>>739807739Damn Transcend was FAT
>>739807739reminder that kita is not fat but pure muscle
>>739808017I still think it would've been fucking wild if he got bombed by Iran while in Dubai
>>739807739Damn, I thought Rice would be part of the lightest ones for sure.
>>739807739>Samson Big>It's smallNever fails to make me giggle.
>>739808445Rice is like 445-450 average. So on the lighter side for male.
>>739807739Buono~I still don't have her...
>>739803317>this too will turn into an insufferable circlejerkthreads were super fun (for some months after game release) until some of the people started using alot of "we" in their messages and defining their own rules. it's nice that the threads maintained a certain quality thanks to frowning upon certain things but it did also damage them.your regular post might've now been a "false flag" or "coombait" if you posted something "they" didnt like. now I get it that nobody likes image dumps or 'which uma wud u fugg' type, rather low quality posts, but I thought the organic game discussion was already there and going strong without ever needing to go this far. it also encouraged the uma haters to actually create some false flags and stir up shit. of course this whole mentality was probably also a byproduct created by aforementioned and having to deal with the shitty moderation.rambling as I am, I probably just wanted to say the anons in the thread last summer were right; enjoy the youthful days of being a toreina, blissfully unaware of the things to come. just trying to get through careers and win the ura with your fellow anons was such a fun experience. I dont play anymore but I am glad that I was here with (you).
>>739809110As an OG that has been in the threads since the URA finale days and now frequents the new /v/ma home i gotta say that you are right about that and im glad it's much less prevalent, during that era the gatekeeping was pretty harsh and unfair and usually only derailed the thread. Things got out of hand, nowadays as time progressed and the threads solidified into a more defined community, the people as a whole mellowed out and focused on what needed to be self moderated and what is harmless. Right now I'm very happy with what /v/ma has turned into now that it managed to shed some of its uglier parts, to me at least, it's never been better, I think the circlejerk fate will be avoided, I have a very good feeling.Glad you were along for the (dream) journey! MANT fuckin sucks but if you ever wanna try it again or have curiosity GL is right around the corner.
>>739809514sounds good I suppose, but I only have the game installed if I get the itch to check out careers I missed out on. I'll stick to mostly enjoying the other content the franchise has to offer. keep the flag flying.
Does /v/ still care for aerodynamic horses?
>>739809975Big breasts promise wealth. This rule is absolute.
>>739810073god Biwa is so hot
>>739809975yes. taishin is very precious
I'm not into petite or loli, but for some reason, SteGo (and also Kino from Kino no Tabi and another character from an H-doujin about a bald fat priest getting RPG powers) REALLY bricked me up. Either I have a thing for boyish looking girls, or, the way the eyes were drawn are just so, "inviting" to me.
>>739810135
>>739809975Taishin kicking you with her little feet while giving her backshots
>>739809110I'm glad you were with us at the start, if you ever wanna come back even if just to post a bit the new lands are very good atm, like the other anon put it perfectly. You are welcome any time bro
>>739810307That's not true. If it were then why did Covid start out in China? Why are there town submerging floods every year in China? China does not have big tits!
>>739810981thank you. I might check the thread occasionally
Thread's closing in on the bump limit?
>still no aces
>>739807739>2nd heaviestFAT FUCKING BITCH
>>739812446I think he was like 580kg after returning from USA, they really do fatten up even the horses there.
>>739812475Trainer should stop sneaking doughnuts in his diet is what it is.
>>739812475
>>739812446>>739812475>>739812545>>739812649>Pierce Brosnan got into Yanko's staffFucking cheeky bastard, he can't keep getting away with it
Ah yes. Bump limit has been achieved.
Why did they give Yanko giant tits? She's easily one of the top tier when it comes to size. She's even bigger than Goldship and Air Groove IIRC. Not to mention her tight abs.
>>739812774Teiobro... we moved to /vm/
>>739812832She's 90cm and it's because the horse is a fat fuck >>739807739 >>739812475
>>739812832Big tits mean big genes. Cygames want to make tons of money through his kids.
horses just arent cute
>>739812832He's a pretty big lad. Almost doto tier
>>739812956
This thread was kinda shit ngl
